Early season Death Battle had soul; what was your favorite episode from the first few seasons?
So,so you think you can tellHeaven from Hell?Blue skies from pain?Can you tell a green fieldfrom a cold steel rail?A smile from a veil?Do you think you can tell?Did they get you to tradeyour heroes for ghosts?Hot ashes for trees?Hot air for a cool breeze?Cold comfort for change?Did you exchangeA walk-on part in the warfor a lead role in a cage?How I wish,how I wish you were hereWe're just two lost soulsswimming in a fishbowl,year after yearRunning over the same old ground,what have we found?The same old fears,wish you were here.
>>154993022The mods would nuke me and (potentially) this thread if I shared it.
>>154993022Solid Snake vs Sam Fisher.Wolverine vs Raiden.
>>154993022Nobody likes your stupid show for dumb brown. Death Battle is shit.
ENOUGH! I..I thought YELLING was enough...I thought ROARING was enough but they aren't..I FIGHT for women's body autonomyI SMACKDOWN for people of colorI BRAWL for immigrantsI DUEL for LGBTQ+ acceptanceI SMITE for neurodivergent folkI WAR for trans kidsI GRAPPLE for the differently ableI BATTLE TO THE DEATH for a more inclusive world full of BETTER FUARKING MEN.
Discuss
>>154993061t. Dumb drown
>>154993061This is just some cyber stalkers pet project
Fairypuff Girls vs Roudyleaf Boys
>>154993022This shit had "seasons"? lolThe only ones I remember liking were Dante vs Bayonetta and Yang vs Tifa and even then it was a bottom of the barrel reddit humor series.
>>154993021>not being obsessed with porn is now considered morally disgustingcorrect!we are alive. reproduction is our priority therefore at the obvious lack of sex, porn should be the priority
>>154993070I want tahu to win
>>154993022Spawn vs Kratos.
Racism, Misogyny, Homophobia, and Transphobia are everything wrong with modern /co/. This thread and this board are not a safe space for bigots!
>>154993070Tahu wins with HAX
>>154993114Fine, keep jacking off alone to your lifeless screens while all the fine daughters go off with better men.
Gangweed Joker stomps every other person in fiction and reality.
>>154993114You are a fucking retard that's what you are
>>154993114This poster is a rule 34 janitor btw
>>154993070Anonymous Mon 10 Aug 2026 20:00:45 No.154983625 ViewReport>"It's over Ninja! With the power of the golden mask, I now possess a nearly limitless arsenal of abilities I can use to handicap you! All I need to gain the upper hand now is to poison yo-">*CHADsorbs it with the staff of elements*>"What the...? Is that thing even yours? No matter, if poison won't work, then I'll just slow you down instea-">*CHADflects it with the power of a scroll of forbidden spinjitzu*>"This is ridiculous! All your means of shirking my attacks come from villains you didn't even beat!">Not all of them lol>*OUTERVERSALLY CHADnsforms into the GODlden Ninja*>"JUST HOW MANY OF THESE ABILITIES ARE ACTUALLY YOURS?!">None of them are lmao>*OUTERVERSALLY CHADSTROYS Tahu using Spinjitzu Burst*>You did just as good as I did against Nadakhan in Skybound
>puts cucky Deku in his placeYOU'RE FUARKIN' NEXT NUTSACK!
>there are actual posters ITT trying to defend being a porn brainrotted faggot
Hohenheim vs frieren
>>154993198Where do you think you are?
>>154993213Hell. This is hell.
>>154993153>while all the fine daughters go off with better men.that's what makes ME the actual better manFOOLhahahabe better
>>154993061>>154993108t. Weak low testosterone SISSIES who fear the raw strength and manly dominance that Death Battle fans exert
>>154993213Heaven. This is Heaven.
>>154993229Well, good to know you value your virginity.
>>154993237Brown
BleachfagsI don't know shit about this guy, does it make sense to try powerscale him without his signature ability?How strong is he?
>>154993267>Bejita kissed Chi-Chi. Now, I am at peace . . .
>>154993249>Well, good to know you value your virginityyes, i plan to surp gandalfwizard things, bruva
RED. blue. ORANGE.
>>154993277He stops at Kaguya, the one Naruto character with an impressive feat that no one else in Naruto scales to.
Kinda funny to me we apparently have schizos that whinge about "Hellsingyugiohfags" and "Bioniclespokemonfags" for some reason>>154993022All the Mr. Lange episodes are just really visually stunning, even with how short most of them are they really convey the kits the combatants were given. Hayabusa vs Hiryu is still really goddamn nice to look at
>>154993277>does it make sense to try powerscale him without his signature ability?yes but in that case he is more of a (1000 years) prep-time guy
>>154993277He stops at Thragg the rest are overkill
It's been like 20 minutes, how is the thread already shit
>>154993277>3 fucking Touhou characters and neither Okina nor Yukari are included Retarded list
>>154993277does he even beat thragg?
>>154993277You made those last two up
>>154993333Tell him to kill himself too lol
BRING ME VEGITO!
That would be pretty funny 2bh
>>154993432Fusing with Shazam takes away his plot armor
>>154993379Because these threads are populated by people who would rather talk about anything OTHER than /co/.
LEGODEATH BATTLENOW
>>154993446*gives him plot armor against magic
RAPE BATTLENOW
>>154993432Oh mi gusta it's connexion heroe
>>154993472I WANT TO DISCUSS LEGOS NOT YOUR PORN SLOP
ARYANvel....DCbrowns....
>>154993472Put me in, coach . . .
>>154993484Haha, no
>>154993486DC isn't the one with Miles Morales
You know in hindsight, it's kinda weird JJKbros can barely extremediff sub-glass level Dio, sub-(Casual Base Human w/ a Regular Chainsaw)Denji Makima, and sub-building level Yujiro and they wanna go up against High Outer Superboy Prime. Like you have to selectively pick CSM/JJBA fights bro
>>154993376>He stops at Thragg the rest are overkillbreh, what is tatsumaki gonna do?>>154993402>does he even beat thragg?base yhwach have better sun-resistance feats than thragghow do powers and souls work in invincible again? asking because base yhwach is a soul being that can steal powers and shit
>>154993357Since he relied on prophecy in order to make his power come to pass, wouldn't that in and of itself lock down Bleach to being supercausal? Like causal regardless of any sort of acausal shenaniganry?
>>154993507No, they have the OG replacement black guy.
>high outerThere was less destruction in this fight where Prime got his shit rocked than there was in Yuji fighting the Finger Bearer
>>154993538So do you like Discrimination Comics treatment of john?
>>154993572SBP's on screen feats are worse than Godzilla Earth destroying black holes.
I find that dogshit patronizing btw
>>154993572>>154993587Yep DC is a fraud verse
>>154993587>SBP's on screen featsand feats in general
>>154993572>>154993587>>154993611>t.mindbrokenvassalsofPRIMETIME
YUPAROOOO!!
>>154993587>SBP's on screen feats are worse than Godzilla Earth destroying black holes.Nice headcanon. He tanked an attack that destroyed a universe. He solo'd the Justice League in TWO different universes. He fought and stomped the entire Green Lantern core. He raped the Antimonitor and then made its corpse into his armor. He trashed Ion. He fought every hero on Earth while NERFED. He BTFO the Batman Who Laughs.
>>154993518There isn't a single Bleach character who could even touch Tatsumaki
>>154993529>Since he relied on prophecy in order to make his power come to pass, wouldn't that in and of itself lock down Bleach to being supercausal? Like causal regardless of any sort of acausal shenaniganry?let's see: his powers were sealed once by the hand of the soul king then on top of that ichibei rewrote his powers, he still got them backmy conclusion: i don't know what supercasual means
>>154993620>hax feat Planet-level>galaxies, no universe in the image>retconned by picrelSAD
YUP YUP!!
>>154993404You mean the anime bitches?I didn't make this pic, the Powerscaling reddit is having it's Touhou phase I guess, I've seen a lot of posts talking about some girls from there (I'm guessing the last two are from Touhou, correct me if I'm wrong)
>galaxiesSo above every Godzilla feat?
>>154993717>retconned by Perpetua and TDK jobbing to planet bustingYup!
>>154993636The only actual feat here is the Monarch thing which would be a microscopic amount of the total energy and didn't even actually properly destroy the universe, this plant survived perfectly fine>HE FOUGHT A GUY AND FOUGHT THIS GUY ANDnone of that shit means anything and you know it. Literal Kratos tier "scaling"
>>154993739LMAOOOOO I WAS GONNA RESPOND WITH THE SURFACE AREA POINT BUT FUCK THIS JUST KILLS IT
>>154993739>Literal Kratos tier "scaling"No? He actually does that shit on screen. Prime isn't a statements fag like Kratos is. We SEE Prime flying through planets, oneshotting planet busters, beating universe busters to death ON SCREEN.
>>154993732>erm but what about the antifeatsWow it's a good thing Godzilla has never jobbed to things that should be well below his paygrade amirite
>>154993656Like he was fated to get his powers back, but we also know that Bleach has more than one space-time.So for his fate to play out, then there would have to be a causality that transcends the other space-times, hence a supercausality.
>>154993773>Hahaha, one-off anti-feats are the same as a character permanently fucking a verse's standing by being so weak. I am very smart
/dbg/! I don't want to alarm you, but there may be a fraud or frauds in this very thread
>>154993786>antifeats don't count...UNLESS I SAY THEY DOCan we see the weakest thing that felled SBP vs the weakest thing that felled Godzilla then
why are thorsissies acting up?do they want their hero to get outed as a cuckold who's GF got BLACKED again, who's daddy beat him up too?
Ugh. My head hurts trying to process Bleach's setting. I don't think Kubo actually meant for it to make sense at this point.
>>154993770None of these characters have ever destroyed a universe on panel>KratosNo yeah it's actually worse, at least Kektos fags try to (disingenuously) claim Thor splintered Yggdrasil and claim that's a multiversal feat. Is it wrong, sure, but it's an actual feat they bring upWhat has Guy Gardner done? What has Soranik Natu done? What has Atrocitus done? These characters are all beyond worthless. Hell fucking Kyle Rayner at least had planet level feats, these guys have jack shit. Your average shonen mid tier probably cleans this entire image without much difficulty
>>154993826>A character consistently performs at such a low level of power that it retcons the verse (DC, Marvel)>A character's level of power isn't shown (SMT, TES, Godzilla)>A character has a few anti-feats here and there (Godzilla, DBZ) that contradict the overall scaling (given through interactions with other characters, feats, and statements)Tell the difference between these for me thanks.>>154993572Anyway here's SBP being defeated in something less destructive than WW1 artillery strikes.
>>154993620woah, a... retard-level mindhax feat?
*retcons you*
>>154993648>There isn't a single Bleach character who could even touch Tatsumakidon't be silly. tatsumaki wouldn't even be able move inside Soul Society and much less use her powers on SS's reishi buildings. if anything, tatsumaki cannot touch bleach characters because she would get reiatsu crushedlike bruva, quincies with their sklaverei have better psychokinesis than her
>>154993898>wouldn't even be able moveBrownStinky
>>154993891>RetSHITCHADhor TANKS that shit for BREAKFAST!!
>>154993911cucky thor cant even tank a beating from his daddy, nor a beating from his black bull
>DC Fraudchecking hoursLET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOO!
>>154993070Does Tahu have time reversal resistance since the time blade is something kai can use.
>>154993713yeah they are, i saw that there's a specific redditor who really likes to compare touhou characters (usually okina, hecatia, yukari or junko) to anime characters, especially bleach
>>154993782>Bleach has more than one space-time>transcends the other space-timesi mean, someome had to have created the dangai which is a prison made of several layered time currents that fodder shinigami can stop and estabilized so it wouldn't be surprising if what you are saying is the caseit doesn't help that the soul king and his almighty existed before anything was made
>>154993891One of these is canon
DCucks are so pathetic. They unironically believe that Superman is outerversal when he jobs to regular attacks.
>>154993911>Collector literally says out loud Cucky Thor will get retconned if he stops guarding himweak
>>154993923You want a DC fraudcheck? Here it is.>Source wall cucks DC out of infinity>Overvoid is physical>So are the metaphysical realms, the Godsphere, the Fifth Dimension, the Overvoid, etc>Monitors need Bleed and human belief to exist and power their ships>DC multiverse was stated verbatim 4D>Everything up to the Source Wall is bound by vibrations>The source has fragments>The universes have edges and are in the same overarching timespace of the Bleedspace
>>154993277Yhwach would still cheese a lot of Ws just with his physiology and reiatsu crush
>DCuck>interracial cuck fantasiesKWABOOTY!!!
>>154993880>a few antifeatsYeah don't you just hate it when you're having an offday and accidentally job to an attack quintillions of times weaker than youalso lol remember when blue bejita got speedblitzed and destroyed by frieza just destroying the planet despite being obviously way stronger
>>154993923that's every hour of every day
Why is Monarch being treated as universal such a big deal if supposedly any character in DC can just hit the ground and blow up a universe?
>>154993891notice how KINGtos didn't get retconned.
>>154993963I meant to type that the Monitor Sphere is also physical, and so is Limbo. Also:>6th dimension is bound by time>Perpetua shit>DC is so inconsistent with canon it's split into thousands of canons
>"Superman is totally outerversal with niggaversal speed!">"Then why did he lose?">"...."
Who should Eridan fight? I should mention that he is able to match and overpower an insanely powerful psychic.
>TroonstuckNo.
>Heh. They don't know I'm posting on two devices.
The sissies who wouldn't even be street tier with their antifeats applied are beefing again...
>Superman can never ever lose except for all the times he lost>Penance stare can never ever be resisted except for all the times it has been resistedWhy do capefaggots always wank their retarded characters so much? Don't they realize it only makes them look dumber?
>>154994008Basedstuck you mean? I love how much it makes fun of disabled people and blacks.
>>154993909silence, fooli rewrote my post four time before deciding what i wanted to highlightlike i was planning on saying that yhwach, without bleach cosmology, has better psychokinesis than tatsumakihere he erases a sun just because he needed a night sky
>>154994033Both instances are cases of writers wanking a different character or trying to make them seem deep or cool
>DCAll HULK victims.
They havin' a fraud-off...
The power levels of our last thread
>>DC>All HULK victims.
>>154994086TOURGUY
>>154994080If it's a fraud off where's JJK or Dragonball or Alucard?
YUPAROOOOO!!
>>154993965>Yhwach would still cheese a lot of Ws just with his physiology and reiatsu crushthis is the inherent problem with bleach matchups. not a lot of verses are about soul stuff, they have an zero-feats afterlifes at best. equalizing is a headache
>>154994086Might Guy or the incest pedo?
>>154994086>Nuke DC>Battle Rape>Another victim >SCP top>Cuck Kai
>>154994107I would let him fuck me...
>>154994069>all hulk vic...ACK!
>>154993978Why is The Presence being treated as universal such a big deal if supposedly any character in DC can just fuck with the Earth and screw him up?
>>154993022Kratos vs Spawn, mostly because i knew neither character but the fight was cool
KILL ALL NAMEFAGS!!!!!!!!!!
>>154994086>Cuck KiaThe absolute lowest celestial being in Dragon Ball.
>>154994069It's okay weakling. Superman love weakling.
why is base Wonder Woman's victim nipping at Superman's ankles?
>>154994182>SHITperman needs the entire Avengers, JL and FF to Talk no Justu CHADulk
>>154994182YUP, YUP! A TRUE HERO!
>>154994202The other weaklings restrained the weakling because Superman would one shot him yes.
>>154994120the choice is obvious
>>154994189This woman loses to BDSM and Rape I'm not even kidding
Ultimately I think you have to accept that DC/Marvel should really only be pitted against each other because of how poor the standards are for scaling are with it. It's like Mario vs Sonic in a way, two verses so full of frauds but they operate on a similar enough wavelength that they can correspond with another verse in a way that doesn't seem jarring. Capeshit scaling becomes leaps and bounds more palatable when you're working with in-universe logic and tiering.It's when DC or Marvel get pitted against things outside their verse that the cracks seriously start to show.
>>154994212>AAAAAAAIEEEEEEEEE!!! HULK-SAMA!!!
>>154994228Thor is weaker than BDSM and rape?what a fucking weakling LMAO
Cucky weaklings should only fight other cucky weaklings of the same genre...
>>154993978because monarch negs all the other characters that can do that
>>154994228And Thor loses to this woman
>>154994237>posts a picture of Superman not even trying to fight Hulk>thinks this proves his pointhulkfags are low iq...
Death battle?
>>154994237Notice how Superman takes zero damage from this attack from Hulk and went in with zero aggression. That's what a hero would do
I feel so HOPEFUL in this thread.
>>154994319Me too, Anon. Me too.
cucky asta
HOPE IS GONE
>>154994383Thor did this to him low diff
>>154994356*cuckmaker asta
When tf is Columbo vs Light?
>>154994231>The Weebs are afraid.
>>154994182He talked down hulk but lobotomized goku?
>>154994501TARDku cannot be taught
>>154994481>>154994420
682toooosDoomsura...
Predictions for the halloween episode? I think it will be chucky vs springtrap or mysterio vs scarecrow
>>154994113Dragon Ball is among the only settings to have something that really works one to one on most fronts.
cucky astaDance puppet dance
>>154994501goku was the greater threatobviously
>>154994645No. You made it weird now.
>>154994645cucky deku's kinks don't end
>>154994599There's also a chance they do a creepypasta or analog horror given their tendencies.
>>154994182You can really tell that Nic Cage was on the mind for this Clark.
>>154994722Like nixon vs Manhattan?
>>154994703What are you, a mormon?
Hey. You're doing great. You are loved. Keep it up champ. You make Kratos proud.
>>154994751I wish.
>>154994753Thank you KINGtos...
>>154994736I actually don't know enough of the options to say so I looked up what was popular.Fuck.I forgot that the one animator guy wanted to do Omori vs Boisvert.
>>154994784>wanted to do Omori vs Boisvert.uh, based shotafag?
>>154994599Low quality 3d animation of Freddy vs Pennywise.
>>154994874>Low quality 3d animation of Freddy vs Pennywise
>mfw my verse just got solo’d
>>154994914worry not dante has smt scaling>smt gacha updated his skillsour donte
>and the winner is...
>>154994914>You were a one though mother fucker>So be proud for standing up>Even in the face of death>>154994935Spawn.
Which HERO would do the griddy on a nigga he just killed?
>>154994354
>>154994966His name starts with J and ends with Y.
>>154994984Jkratosy
>>154994984Jay from Ninjago...
>>154994501Gokek can't be reasoned, there was almost a universal insurrection over him greenlighting a death game turned mass genocide tourney
>>154994998>Kratos' name in the middle of two letters that don't belong there.DOWNtos the god of TARDS.>>154995006Jayce isn't his name?
>>154994241>>154994257Because thor refuses to use rape and bdsm
>>154994984Jean Grey?
Opinions on This CHAD of a HERO?The 47th President of The United States Of America, Michael Wilson:https://youtu.be/EPWvSQJS9Lg?si=-Srz2gJOEcRHgw8f
>>154995063No he's too weak. That's why he lost his death battle. He was very weak.
>>154994753I really needed to read that, thank you KINGtos
>>154995068>his namejean is a tranny confirmed
The most powerful battle yet...
>>154994974Kek. dbzjeets REALLY like this kinda stuff, huh?
Uuu Why are you so weak? Uuu
Gosh, that scene where Simon breaks out of Anti Spirals multiverse labyrinth is so fucking inspiring, having that little violin rap song in the background while Kamina is breaking them out of the false realities and there was like 0% chance of them breaking out of it, shit was so awesome
>>154995170Darry was lucky I wasn't behind allat.
>>154995155>The WEAKEST attack in Flowery's boss fightFlee.
>>154995044Yeah naw it's Jay.
Interestingly enough, DB seems to consider R>F/Platonic stuff as a boost to hax rather than some sort of AP while also treating old-school VSBW outerversal shit as actual layersAdditionally, they also seem to take into account dimensionality for cosmology size even after being given outerversal shit
>>154995021>Superman causing DK KO out of nowhere
>>154995272>rather than some sort of APmakes sensefiction have killed real people
A Couple of KEKOOS!
>>154995285>DK KO
>>154995348?
Akemi Homura is not relevant enough to be in a Death Battle episode.
Son Goku is not relevant enough to be in a Death Battle
>>154995352DK DONKEY KONG
>>154994984Jenny?
>>154995155I want to grab this thing and pump her full of cum
>>154995364Who is their best match up?
>>154995475those robot bitches from kim possible
>>154995451Aqua one-shots you.Remember that.
>>154995475
>>154995155>>154995500HalDAMN!!
>>154995412Hunter Zolomon victim
>>154994965>though
she will kill
>>154995500>>154995570sage ripoff
>154995582the limbless nugget is speaking RETARD again
>>154995570>>154995500>>154995155Aqua vs Cirno would be such a cute and funny Match Up...
>>154995722C-Cirno? Get up...!!!!
25k Damage: 8 Scythe vs 8 Torch
>>154995786https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjSgmTuICVc
Chara would be LIMPING by the time I'm done with her.
Who would win, Cyke or Spidey
ROARtos. That is all.
>>154995904Get off his lawn.
>>154995964You’re weak as hell. Also we had a bloodlusted Spidey vs Cyke before and we ALL knows who comes on top
>>154995964Kratos could have done that to Asura with his Kratos Beams, but he chose to TEACH him instead.
>What's that, Spider-Man?! You're going to unleash HALF A DECADE of PENT UP SEXUAL AGGRESSION into Jean's VIRGIN MUTANT PUSSY? And it'll be EXTRA ROUGH because of your recently unlocked FERAL ARACHNID MODE? What's more?! Her psychic powers will ensure both of you are INTIMATELY CONNECTED THE ENTIRE TIME, sharing EVERY THOUGHT AND SENSATION with one another, starting an INFINITE FEEDBACK LOOP OF PLEASURE?! Then your WEBSHOOTER will get SUPER-STICKY in her V-MAX, and when she locks her legs tightly around you, you'll whisper low in her ear that she'll never be alone again?! And I won't be able to stop ANY OF THIS because I'M NOT EVEN IN THE CINEMATIC UNIVERSE YET?! Well, what else can I say except YABBA DABBA DOOOOO!!! TO ME, MY KEK CHAIR!
>>154995867I would make her FLOATY and SQUEAKY
>>1549959971. That’s not Cyclops, that’s Malice possessing him2. If you could read, you’d see ON YOUR OWN PAGE Malice says Cyclops’ eyebeams don’t work under her control3. We had Spidey vs Cyke before, and Cucky Peter literally said out loud for the world to hear:“*YIPE!* IS THAT FUCKING CYCLOPS?? I BETTER SKEDADDLE and VAMOOSE and GET THE HECK OUTTA HERE BEFORE HE ONESHOTS ME!!!”
>>154995904>Cyclops just needs to look at Spider-Man >Spider-Man just needs to touch Cyclops's neckEither way it would be a short fight and depends on if Cyclops seeing Spider-Man's bullet tier durability body or not.
>>154996010Spider Cuck Fags do NOT wanna be the ones projecting cuck fantasies.
KAIIIIIIIIIIITOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSS (for real this time)
>>154996047Cyclops has high durability too. Captain Marvel punched him through buildings for a full fight without a scratch.spider-man has nothing on Scott being stated to be able to destroy planets
>>154996051>Spider Cuck Fags do NOT wanna be the ones projecting cuck fant-ACK!!!!
>>154996001>Kratos has his puny axe ice beam >meanwhile Asura just by ROARing:
>>154996073Killing your BVLL will never remove his Cum from MJ’s pussy, Cucky Peter bro.Also Batman canonically fucked your bihh too“One of the things that I skipped in the wedding annual, because it was just way too much, was the fact that Mary Jane was being wooed by another guy named Bruce, who picked her up,” Quesada told me during a 2010 podcast interview for Spider-Man Crawlspace. “There’s a scene where Bruce picks up Mary Jane on her wedding night, and they leave, and you don’t know what the hell happened. And by the way, I’m pretty sure it was Bruce Wayne, that’s what they were intending.”Quesada pointed out that MJ was late for her wedding after being seen with Bruce the night before. “Why Mary Jane was late, that’s a story I decided I didn’t want to tell. I didn’t write it. But it’s there. She got there later.”“Read the annual,” Quesada says. “She leaves with Bruce in his car, and they cut. And the next thing you know it’s the wedding day, and Aunt Anna and everybody’s wondering where the heck is Mary Jane. She’s late and Peter’s late. And who drives her to the wedding?”Quesada then pointed to a page in the original comic where MJ exits the car from the passenger door, which implies that Bruce drove her to the wedding.“I’ll leave that up to the reader,” Quesada says.Holy FVCK!Mary Jane got canonically DEEPDICKED by the BBC (Big Bat Cock) on her WEDDING NIGHT!!! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>154996090That roar wouldn’t even lift an ant in God of War. Asura the monster caused a lethal shockwave across all of India for just showboating like the monster he is…
>>154996045That’s not malice that’s main 616 modern cyclop
>>154996095YIKES!
>>154996095...
>>154996059Cyclops is slower than Spidey and his visor is slower than light
>>154996112It’s Cyclops possessed by Malice, the X-Men villain. The issue ends with SpOck exorcising Malice’s spirit out of him before she makes his lasers go out of control and nuke the city
YABBA DABBA DOOOOO!
>>154995559That's true, but Homura and Zoom have nothing in common besides lol time. Shit matchup.
>>154996122Cyclops hit Captain Marvel and Thor, so if you wanna go dumb powerscaling he’s way faster and hits Peter easily.If you wanna go reasonable powerscaling, Lasers are far faster than Spider speed.
BOOM! Spider-Man scales above 9,000,000 universes lowballed.
>>154996128KEKlops... Spiderman's unleashing his cucky rage on Jean's mutant pussy...
>>154996095RUH ROH! We gotta get outta here, Scoob!
“Lady Jean TASTE so good, hmmmnhh ng mhhhh *smooch* hmmmnnnh mmmmhh *slaps ass* catch you later, babe”
>>154995722CHIRUNOOOOO!
Why is cheating and NTR so common in comics?
ReminderALL TROONS MUST HANG BY THE NECK UNTIL DEAD.Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>>154996148Jean: “He’s soooooo dreamy”Charles: GIWTWM
>>154996010I thought Spider-Man fans were white but the past week has shown they don't understand chronology. I haven't seen the movie yet but it sounds like she hasn't joined the X-Men yet meaning if she dates Peter now she'll leave him to join the X-Men later then get with Scott. They don't realize they're celebrating Spider-Man inevitable cucking.
>>154996160Relationship drama is easier to write and draw compared to dynamic combat scenes
>>154996160People will blame millennials but the Japanese were doing it decades before western media made it mainstream.
>>154996148“Wowie Zowie! I hope Jean lets me watch Cyclops fuck her, like i CANONICALLY love to watch my girlfriends get banged by other men and have said so out loud and allowed them to fuck other men on the side! I’ll bring some of Chaddy Paul’s Chicken Korma he made after cumming inside my wife! SPIDER DABBA DOOOOO!!”
>>154996160More like in media in general.
>>154996160>Why is cheating and NTR so common in comics?because writers do that. gayman and morrison are even more depraved
>>154996187Shh let it dawn on them. It’s like they told you about the “15-second nigger”. Can’t think ahead how this is gonna look in the near future, then will say “how could this happen to me???”
>>154993141Kill yourself faggot.
>>154993141This. So much this!
>>154996127WEAK AS FUCK
>>154993141Live yourself
>>154996207Oh nonononono…
>>154993580They treat him better than Kyle. And we won't even talk about Simon Baz.
>>154996135Spider-Man has outsped Captain Marvel and Thor because both of them are slow as shit, and jobbers like Wolverine who get clobbered and tagged by normal speed humans have full on blitzed Cyclops beforePeter also doesn't need to be FTL to dodge the laser, he can just use precog to dodge it.Webs also probably oneshot Cyclops and the guy himself isn't fast
>>154996148
>>154996247You’re right. “Bloodlusted” Spidey (actually Doc Ock) could barely handle a ghost who couldn’t even use Cyclops’ eyebeams right. So without his powers, basically a normal human.>>154996045Then actual Spidey ran like a chicken from actual Cyclops.
>>154996266No he hasn’t. Post Spider-man ever beating Captain Marvel, liar. She’d oneshot his manchild ass any day of the weekAlso the Nuke Lasers >>> microdick webs lmao
>>154996267K.B.C.
>>154996135>PIS slopSpidey is literally only physically weaker than 5 characters max. Cyclops is getting rinse
>>154996272>could barely handle a ghostis marvel weak to ghosts?
>>154993930Tahu might have the Kanohi Vahi, the mask of time in this battle.He uses it in the early 2003 storyline against the Bohrok Kal
>>154996301>is getting rinseSAAARYour top image is literally him running away from Cyclops like a pussy btw, LMAO!!!
>>154996301uhwho is that retard next to thor?
>>154993978Monarch has never been a big deal. And there's four distinct Monarchs btw.
>>154996266I don’t need antifeat chainscaling to regular humans.Punisher the regular human used to clobber Cucky Peter all the time, lmao! Cyclops onepunches that cucky manchild and tells him to act his age already.
>>154996324That's The Thing.
>>154996324Namor, Hercules, Thing, and Hulk.
>>154995997Wait that's superior Spider-Man doc ock is canonically a shitter while in Peter's body. Reminder that doc ock while in Peter's body was getting fucking demolished by speed demon.
>>154994086What a pathetically low powered thread.Superman as usual saves the day.
>>154996338>Cyclops onepunchesif anything the punisher should clob cyclops faster desu>>154996346>>154996349kek. goddamnitoh yeah. must be namor
Ermm, Spiderbros?She a Queen of Spades frfr
>enter thread>see long ass posts coping over capeGODSJust another day ending in y.It's GOOD to be KING.
>>154996374>even Sony cucks spidermanHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>154996362Reminder that Peter while in Peter’s body got oneshotted by the Punisher.
SPEED DEMON IS A BEAST AND HE WOULD SPEEDBLITZ YOUR HERO
>>154996374KISSU KISSY KISS I LOVE PETER I LOVE PETER LOVE LOVE
>>154994599Whatever happened to that anon who was so sure it would be Spinal vs Cervantes like three years ago?When tf is this episode dropping, then lol
>>154996413mercy bullets??
YIPES! HAVE MERCY PUNISHER-SAMA! YOU’RE TOO STRONG AND CHADLY FOR ME, CAN’T YOU TAKE YOUR ANGER OUT ON MJ’S PUSSY INSTEAD OF MY FACE???
>>154996374You do know that post was satire, right?
>>154995088Senator Armstrong victim.
>>154996461Punisher used to have some crazy weapons and ammo okay
>Punisher beat Spider-Man>Spider-Man has fought herald tier threats like FirelordTherefore, The Punisher is Universal. That's why he can harm Spider-Man.
icky vic the stupid spic tried to suck a cosplayer's dick got rejected his axe wound infected 41% is his final trick
Post Catwoman TEACHING the speedsters. NOW!
>>154996374LMAO
>>154996509The punisher canonically has killed a shitload of Asgardian creatures and has killed universal beings before so this tracks. This isn't even including the time he became an angel of vengeance.
>>154996534Speed demon would teach her instead
>>154996572is there genuinely any major marvel character that doesn't become some sort of fucked up planet level being
>>154996534NO! Taaaake Thi- - -DADDY FRANKU BE GENTLE!!
>>154996631And they think this bitch can beat Batman/Catwoman? Lmao
>>154996631Kitty needs a leash.
>>154996631When Selina did that same kick it erased three Flashes from the spacetime continuum
>>154996667Punisher >>>>>> Wally West
>>154996316I remember that mask from the second movie tahu can get into planet level with it right?
>>154996631>>154996665>*Death Sidious voice*>do it
Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse
>Reminder Sonic RA-ACK!
STAYIN' STILLEYES CLOSEDLET THE WORLD JUST PASS ME BYYYYYYPAIN PILLSNICE CLOTHESIF I FALL I THINK I'LL FLYYYYYY
>>154996804HOLY FVARKING SHIT!!!>>154996631KWAB!
You could always find another target who won’t rage as hard as me
>>154996804>Quicksilver and Archie Sonic couldn't do this
>>154996804They were slower because Poison Ivy was mind controlling them!
>>154996877True.Too bad he wasn't mind controlled the other times
Akuma vs raoh
>>154996959Different
>>154993572>tdlrNo, Superman > Your fav verse
why are the death battle pedos shitting up this board more than usual?
>>154993022an oldie but a goodiehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RG3C3KU82VE
>>154997037Nobody brought up Loud House though.
>>154993692>>154993705>>154993739>>154993871>>154993950Superman is outerversal because the writer decides he is.
>>154997070This applies to every fictional character.
>>154997070the writer decided he loses to Catwoman: >>154996937
Catwoman? High outerversal+ lowballed.
>>154997022I don't think Superman would want you to be using AI
>>154997134Why wouldn’t he? He built hundreds of AI Superman robots.
>>154997099...named Superman.
>>154997142AI killed his planet of birth, remember?
>>154997229No it didn't, non-reader.Also, Vril Dox is not AI.
>>154994241>Wonder Women in comics is more into Clark than Bruce
Scp-682 vs Doomsday coming soon...
>>154996937>amped by a lantern ringKind of playing yourself tbhdesu
>>154994409>He wishes
>>154994965Dante is not that tough, even Sora can dog walk him
>>154997316Sora is high outerversal+ so that's not a downplay
>>154996631>Punisher: I hate used kitty litter pussy. Spidey has shit taste in women.
>>154997348Sora is not outerversal.
My street tier CHAD HERO regularly PUNCHES ABOVE HIS WEIGHT and takes out UNIVERSAL TIERS.
Baki matchup when?
>>154997435We know, Batmanbro.
>>154997402Close enough
Don't uncover this spoiler.WHY'D YOU UNCOVER IT!? HOLY SHIT IT'S GOTTEN LOOSE!
>>154997451Jack hanma vs bane coming soon... Trust me
>>154997514KINGtos will stop it.
I would like to mention that speed demon completely outsped a low yield nuke that he was carrying away from a populated area.
>>154997532no...he will TEACH it to be a Better Man.
>>154997435Spider-Man and Batman KINGS OF KINGS
What a low energy thread.
>>154997435PUNISHER KILLER OF ALL BAD GUYS
>>154996702The mask of time was originally from the 2003 storyline. Tahu was first seen using it in the Bohrok Kal animations and the third book.The movie was a prequel that explained where it came from.It gets damaged in the book "Time Trap" and alters history
>>154996187>I thought Spider-Man fans were whiteSpider-Man is loved by all races
>>154997816My hero is so diverse!!!
There's no one is fiction and reality faster than Sonic
>There's no one is fiction and
>>154997951The speed of lightAnyone faster than the speed of lightDabura
>>154997969But dabura himself is sub light speed
Matchups for frank Fontaine?
>>154993739OUTERVERSAL PLANTS, DRUIDS BROS LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>154997981And yet since he was stated to be approaching light speed he's faster than the blue rat
>>154998035You don't know how fast light is in his verse. You don't even know how big his verse's cosmology is compared to Sonic's.
>>154997229a chud alien called Rogol Zaar killed his planet of birth.And he did it because he was chudding out at their scientific AI advancements, fearing they'd spread to other planets. So he destroyed Krypton for fear of their AI Datacenters
>>154995136Arkham Batman is what Warrior Z imagine Kratos’ speed to be
What KILLED the HALLS?
>>154998127I'm busy training to win a debate against the Jujutsu SCHOLARS, maybe if I try hard enough I can convince at least a couple people that Makima gets mid diff'd instead of no diff'd by Gojo...
>>154998127It's been 2 months since people wanted to talk about the current MU.
>>154998167To be fair I'm at least a little invested in Kai vs Tahu, not because I'm a legofag (i don't know anything about either series) but because I want haxGODS to pull another win, statstards have been getting way too uppity this year.
>>154998127I've been busy jacking off
>>154998191Favorite KINGtrap matchup?
>>154998200Kingtrap vs his evil concubine junko enoshina
>>154998200KINGtrap vs me while I'm jacking off.
Who should Zero fight in his return to DB?
>>154998315What other long haired, robo / cyber themed former enemies / rivals are there?
>>154998368Yasha from Asura's Wrath
>>154998315Why not Kite from .hack
>>154998315This guy >>154998191
>>154998395Zero wouldn't survive my cock
Composite 4chan vs Composite Reddit
>>154998410Composite reddit were genuine pedophiles and convicted rapists and murderers.
>>154998416Composite 4chan has Epstein.
>>154996090just because we've never SEEN kratos roar like this doesn't mean he....couldn't.
>>154998433And composite reddit has ghasline maxwell and Stephen King and multiple people on the list and flight logs.
>>154998410WELL-COORDINATED AND HEAVILY PRACTICED REDDIT TEAM BEATEN BY A RAG-TAG GROUP OF /v/IRGINS RUN BY A FURRY TRIPFAG AND A BR WITH 140 PINGhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EKTw50Uf8M
>>154998315MMZ Zero vs Alita sounds okay but going off the MM BR Zero is going to be planet level and FTL minimum, not sure if she can compete with that
>>154998493But her powers bypass durability isnt it?
>>154998745My HERO btw.
>>154996338Spider man has horrible anti feats against punisher, I saw a panel where he literally had his foot on his throat with a fin in his face standing over peter
>>154998772Punisher has tanked the penance stare and btfo ghost rider, Spider-Man is nothing
>>154998804Yeah, cause Punisher doesn't view his revenge killings as a sin.
True strength is having the power to destroy a mountain but choosing not to. Any beast can mindlessly destroy something beautiful, but to stay your hand? That's what it means to be better
>>154998810That is not how the penance stare works
Sailor moon beats sora but I like the fight idea
Jenny Wakeman
>>154998869Fucking who?
>>154998368He can fight V1, but the tranny developers literally went full suggsverse mode to the point of verbatum stating like 47 different systems of binary logic in their lore (so yeah feats vs lore, AGAIN).
>>154998930>not V1 vs Hank J Wimbleton
>>154998531Yeah but Zero has time stop so za world, gg.
>>154998930Sweet, it's time for the Finnish autism shooters then
>>154998939>a free win except that this is just lore vs lore (which one party doesn't scale to it, btw).I mean I like zero/wimbleton just for the sheer spectacle but I also don't really like DB going "hurr durr see this building level robot is achsually suggsversal!"
>>154998855It's how it works to Frank fucking Castle.
>>154998942Yeah i forgot about that
Fucked up how the Penance Stare is actually a cucky power and its entire purpose is to prep its bvlls by showing how cool and powerful by effortlessly tanking it and how the Penance Stare just can't even compete or inflict any damage
>>154998991Penance Stare worked on Lobo.
>Didn’t hit the submit button
>V1
Sonic just won this thread
>>154999158...'s laundry.
I just KILLED your favorire verse by slightly tripping.
>>154999171GODnic...
>>154999158As expected. As ALWAYS.
>>154998804This reminds me of how carol danvers tanked the penance stare because she fucking hates herself immensely
>>154999171Superboy PRIME...
>>154999251Holy shit the average anon tanks the penance stare
it's pretty funny that the verdict for Kai vs Tahu went from>Kai takes stats but Tahu can hax Kai to win to >has Tahu ever used any of his winning hax?
>>154999280STATEMENTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS
>>154999263i don'ti fuckin love myself
>>154999280This is another stomp. Tahu is getting gaped.
>>154999408Tahu will win trust the hax-force
>>154999547has he used any of those winning hax?
>>154999585I think they're in the same episode where Kai busts a low complex multiverse onscreen
>>154999601Sorry bro Dragons Rising introduces mergequakes and one of the first things Kai does in the show is to close one with Lloyd's help (>>154996055) on top of stating later on that he's also already stopped a few on his own as well so now there's actual grounds for him to have dimensional scaling
I have a really good idea lol
Reminder, Zane ruled an entire realm that even the First Spinjitzu Master was afraid of.
>>154999844HES SUCH A BEAST!!!! FEED HIM TO HUMAN TORCH!!!!
HULK SMASH!!!
>>154999853Why not sub zero who is not only a ninja but also a cyromancer. Frost is closer since she’s a cyborg, but she’s a hothead and a literally who woman
>>154999867Post hulk beating Thor
*Respectfully breaks into the below place, one-shots the One Below All, then murders Hulk*
>>154999879Thor Odinson…
>>154999879PRIMETOOOOOOOS!!!
>P-post Thor beating-DONE. RUN ALONG, PUP!!!
Thor? JOBS TO THE ONE AND ONLY!!!
>SILENCEI WON!!!
>>154999879Gandalf...
>>154999887>can’t post Hulk beating Thor I laugh
>>154999899That’s the same comic as >>154999873Hulk the Retard
>>154993061Good thing these threads don't need people to like the show to thrive, just fans of the show featured on it to watch it. Also https://youtu.be/pWdd6_ZxX8c
>>154997142Not built on knowledge that requires the destruction of rare books nor has a kill count if innocent people
>>154999879Doomsday...
Thor truly is the STRONGEST.....
>>155000000FUAAARK TRVKE NVKE
>>155000000well that rather settles it
>>155000000FUARKKKKKKKKKK!!!
>>155000000Hulk bros...it's over...
>>155000000>>155000010>>155000013>>155000016Thor is strong, but he’s no Superman
>>155000000SuperSISSIES........
>>155000000
>>155000000K to the B to the C
Thor.Doomsday.Broly.Godzilla.
>>155000000ThorLORDS.....I kneel.
>>155000000Composite fiction.....
>>154999907>looks inside Thanos mindraped Hulk and Thor almost turned Hulk into a green mess without Iron Man stepping between. Hulkbro…Thor’s your bully.
>>155000000>digitsAAAAAAIEEEEEEEEEE!!!
>>155000000Hulksissies...
>>155000000SHITperboy SLIMEhomos.....
>>155000000K,b,c.
>Hulk0-3 (Would've lost without Cucky Banner)>Bruce Banner1-0>Thor2-1
>>155000000THOR WON!!MARVEL WON!!
>SuperCHAD4-0, no copes needed.
>>155000000My HEROOOOOOOO!!!
Batman defeated punisher, spider-man, and stalemated captain america. Batman is the strongest
>>155000000CHECKED!!!
>>154999844didn't he commit genocide?
>>155000000WITNESSED!
>>155000000Nooooooooo!!!
>>155000112>SuperFRAUD counts beating up the same guy 3 times as separate wins and makes up a 4th in his headThe winner is Thor.
>>155000000Everybaldi kneeled...
>>155000182Yes
>>155000000God.....
>>155000216>Thor won against a street tier>Thor won against Goku’s sidekick>Thor lost to Superman’s cumdumpAlways second fiddle, I see
>>155000255Checked and CANON pilled!
>>155000000YUP YUP!! CHADhow WON!!
>>155000000...SUBMISSIVE BITCH for CHADnic to RAPE and GAPE!!!
>>155000216>he needed to copeSee?
>>154997402Sora has unironic dimensional bleeding into reality in the KH4 trailer which is treated as a lower dimension in the verse Sora already had outerversal arguments but now it's basically hard confirmed
>>154999879BROLYTOOOOS
>>154999879Popeye da sailor man...
>>154999879NO! You can't go to the Below Place because..because...YOU JUST CAN'T OKAY?! You HAVE to let Hulk infinitely respawn!!!
>>154999879Base Broly...
>>154999879CHAAAAADNIIIIIICCC!!!
>>155000591>CHAA-ACK!
>>155000637>IMPOTENTnic>Monkey "I need Aesop to get me hard" D. Luffy out of NO WHERE
This thread's winner is...
>>155000731Isn't it obvious...?
>>154999879KINGSday!
>>155000000FV to the FVARKING FVVVVVVVVVVVVVVRRRRRRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>155000813>>155000813>>155000813
"HEHYEAH RAPE and GAPE RAPE and GAPE RAPE and GA-">*gets RAPED and GAPED*"AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEE quit RAPING me BRO! quit RAPING and GAPING me!!!!">*penis starts pounding neogoonprostate while the hog's clitty ejaculates pus leak fluids*"UNNNNNNNGGGGG">slam slam fap fap thwap flap fap fap"you can't do this to me BRO! i can't be RAPEDDDAAAOUGGHHGHHHHH">*squeals*"I can't be RAAAAAAA- *GLUCK GLUCK GLUCK GLUCK GLUCK GLUCK GLUCK GLUCK*">IT ALL>DRAWS DOWN>TO THE SHAAAAAAAAAAAFFFFFTTT>LET'S SCREW, YOU KNOW THAT IT'S TIME TO>I CAN SENSE THAT SPERM FLOW INSIDE YOU>ALWAYS SEEMS TO COME DOWN TO US TWO>BLUE RAT BUSSIES WE BOTH HAVE PLOWED THROUGH>LET'S FUCK HIM, YOU KNOW THAT I CHOOSE YOU>I CAN SENSE THAT TEST FLOWING THROUGH YOU>ALWAYS SEEMS TO COME DOWN TO US TWO>SO SHOW ME WHAT YOU CAN DO
