Z-list matchups?
CHADstone was supposed to be a stand-in for KINGpin in that series btw
Last thread? I WON that.My fights vs Hulk? I WIN them.My gets? All but guaranteed.
KAIIIIIIITOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSS
>>155000827Imagine your "hero" being someone who's lost to a woman.
Fairypuff Girls vs Roudyleaf Boys
>>155000836WOMXN are POWERFVL, you need to become a better man and LEARN better.
off-topic garbage goes in >>/trash/inb4 >YWNBAJand you will never be white or heterosexualor stop smelling like encrusted semen and fecal matteror touch a female in a way that won't result in prison time
>>155000855>thinks of semen out of NOWHEREFavorite DC character?
>>155000862CLAAAAAAAARRRRRRRKKKKKKKTOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSS
>>155000855>Obsessing over cum and shit out of NO WHEREYour hero?
>>155000855>sees two BVLLS in the OP image and has no choice but to IMMEDIATELY think of the smell of their semen and shit
>>155000855DCbrowns and DBSpics won't like this one
>>155000881Do you even need to FVARKING ask?~
>>155000916Skrullnic here. I will NEVER pretend to be you. Ever. I won't even save your retarded ass fetish images in my folder of you.
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>>155000964KEKKYCANONROO
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>SuperFAGGOT and TRANSorThey fight to be the BROWNEST alive!
>>155000977Playco Armboy Skips GAPES both of them in an arm wrestling match btw.
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>>155000980>G0-3ku projecting onto his superiors again
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>BROWNku out of literal NO WHEREThis really is the FIGHT to be the BROWNEST alive...
>>155000990>edit of a panel that's literally hal jordan's headcanonSuperDISINGENUOUS...
>>155000855AntiBITCH....
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>>155000872>last post of the threadKEKY ALLLLLLLLLLL THE WAY TO THE POW
There is an easy way to sort this out. We're /dbg/, isn't it obvious? Who has been cucked by a black guy between Thor and Superman?
What KILLED the HALLS?
>>155001001>BROWNku out of literal NO WHEREWho else in the halls hates capeshit as much as they do?
>SHITku
>CapeKEKS begging dbzGODS for attentionKEKKYLOOMPALOO!!!
>>155000855I'm a trans snowsissy btw
Reminder to all the trans people in the death battle community that you are loved and it's awesome you are being yourself :3
>>155001106OppositedayDEITY...
>>155001030Anon... they both have...
>SHARTku
So does Bionicle have a chance here or is this just yet another one-sided stomp?
>>155001148Ahahaha nice one anon, but there's no way two of the manliest most powerful aryan heroes in CHADor and SuperCHAD would be cucked by a negro
>>155001158HaxGODS will take home another win. Trust the plan.>but Tahu never-Death Battle doesn't care if he used those hax or not, if he's even stated to be able to do it they'll give it to him.
The winner is
>>155001158oh yeah, i touched up the mina drawing i posted yesterdaymy hero is BROLY btwhttps://litter.catbox.moe/86ltlvnmxxdc7tqs.png
>>155001213GASSYtos solos
>Sonic the Hedgehog is still 2-1 vs Dragon Ball with no answer in sightDragonbros... We WERE meant to be Sonic's SISSIES!!! We always HIDE behind our BVLL immediately!!
>>155001230FUUAARKK...
>>155001310GojoDAMN!
>>155001158Kai is genuinely retarded and over confident this causes him to job to fodder quite often in universe. Couple this with Tahu's various mask abilities there is enough evidence to suggest it's not a stomp but there is a big stat disparity in terms of destructive power.
>>155001240>>155001024
>>155001388Gojo would suck on those toes
>>155001430>Kai is genuinely retarded and over confident this causes him to job to fodder quite often in universe.MegKAImind...
Do you think that people that invoke Mathematic concepts and backpeddle on confrontation are more or less cowardly than those that do the same with Philosophical concepts?
>>155001550No one cares Gojo solos
Selective usage of mathematics and physics to upscale my character while saying it's just fiction when someone tries to downscale me are what my verse is all about!
>>155001550It's actually logical to backpedal if your math is proven wrong. Math is objective.If you back out of your philosophy because of external reasons, you never seriously believed in it.
>>155001550Depends on which part of philosophy.>epistemology, metaphysicsMath is less pathetic>first order logic etc.Math is infinitely more pathetic
>>155001607>>155001634Oh I meant like people that say "X is Yversal because of Z dimensions" but then, when pressed, fall back on saying it is fiction so mathematics doesn't matter.vs"X is Yversal because they are an archetype beyond logic" but then, when pressed, fall back on saying that the metaphysics are different because it is fiction.
Cyclop vs Spider-Man in 2026
>>155001706Cyclop vs Spider-Man in the 60's
>>155001688>"UHH WELL it's fiction so it doesn't really matter anyway teehee"i don't have words to describe how beyond "THE WORST FUCKING KIND OF PEOPLE" those people are but i hope that response in itself is a satisfactory answer
>>155001706>>155001731Even chicks would rather have Peter as Jean’s OTP LMAO
Spiderman x Mary Jane is so fucking insanely forced in every single Spiderman media. Sincerely list every Spiderman interpretation with multiple love interests and Mary Jane is the worst option everytime.>Raimi SpidermanThe cookie girl in the neighboring apartment has better chemistry. Mary Jane is a fucking unfaithful ungrateful whore here.>Garfield Amazing SpidermanGwen is better and has the best romantic moments on screen of any Spiderman.>Tom HollandJean obviously is better than MUTTdaya>Ultimate Spiderman cartoonThis Spiderman is a sexless incel that doesn't talk to women>Marvel Spiderman (2017)I can't even remember if Mary Jane being in this show. Certainly he has better moments with the Latina girl.
>>155001158skrullnic...
Who should Pomni fight in Death Battle? Harley Quinn just doesn't seem like a thematic enough matchup to me.
>>155001767I agree but please don't associate good posts with muttkima
>>155001775Hulk
>>155001767This when Makimasis is better than that creepy Gojofag who gave her the ick
>>1550017791. Makima on a dog leash is hot. Like you're her master.2. Makima is an amazing way of baiting for replies.
>>155001706>>155001731You guys are acting as if Cyclops hasn't always been a cuckold and the butt of all jokes despite x-men writers trying to convince you he's a chad.
>>155001735I think it works in a limited framework for excluding certain avenues of argument, but that aspect is reneged upon the invocation of any argument that relies on a formal definition.You can make arguments like "I think X doesn't make sense as strong enough to Y because then the story breaks from implications Z"That is to say, arguing from narrative or characterization doesn't require math or metaphysics.
>>155001793It’s funny because he got promoted from cucked by the number 2 of marvel to the number 1 of marvel
>>155001605Yup yup yup! Plasma weaponry in my hero's verse are deadly matter melting BEASTS. Plasma weaponry in my hero's enemy verse is flawed and proven to be ineffective based on real world science and attempted application of said weaponry.
>>155001808My Hero Academia...
>>155001808Warhammer 40k...
>>155001799okay when you put it that way then yeah saying "it's fiction" is a valid argument if you're just talking about narrative/character consistencyit's just when someone tries to use it as a get out of jail free card because they're cornered THAT'S when it really pisses me off
A media exclusively for low IQ irony poisoned browns who think it's good and spam shitty memes online
>>155001926>team fortress 2 out of NOWHERE
>>155001926>Anime Abridged out of NOWHERE
>>155001808Fallout...
>>155001926KINGnic!
https://litter.catbox.moe/wx53jtahcwdg8f8g.mp4I control you
>FAGrio ankle biting again
>HBOCs CHADrio when it's DBZ he's constantly picking fights withKEKKYPOOPY.
>KEKKYPOOPYsaar...
>>155002005"saario" was RIGHT THERE
>>155000855I know aang lost but you need to let it go anon, getting angry won't solve the issue. WESTERN ANIMATEDSERIES.WE ARE GOING NOWHERE!
>>155002023He's just a falseflagging poo. He has no side to stick with because he's doing this during his scam call center job.
GOOOOOOOD afternoon, /dbg/! MarioGOD here! I've just come here to let you know that MARIO (Yes, THE Mario the Plumber) RAPES and GAPES your favourite verse! I'm sorry, but it's the truth! GODrio really is that canonically powerful that he can SOLO FICTION!! Don't like it? Well too bad, so sad! Like a wet, soggy spaghetti dinner! Keep coping, anti-mariojeets! Those tears will be extra delicious once Mario VS Sonic 3 releases and the winner is (Obviously) MARIO the GODler!!!!Of course, it wouldn't matter WHO they pit Mario up against since he'd SOLO them anyway!>FeatherineRAPED and GAPED>The FlashRAPED and GAPED>One Above AllRAPED and GAPED>SupermanRAPED and GAPED>DBZRAPED and GAPED>JirenRAPED and GAPED>SonicRAPED and GAPED>Deku and the entirety of MHARAPED and GAPED>QuicksilverRAPED and GAPED>UltramanRAPED and GAPED>Scarlet KingRAPED. AND. GAPED. ALONG WITH THE ENTIRE VERSE!!!This is true!! It really is!! Here's my BOUNDLESS TRVKE DETECTOR's reaction! Let me just turn it on and...>*BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP* VLTRA MEGA TRVKE DETECTED!!! NOT A SINGLE STRING OF A LIE!!!Holy Meatballs! See? CHADrio just wins! All day every day!!!
>>155002108>Kratos not mentioned
>PARROTrio
>>155002130CHADrio would never gape a HERO who TEACHES people.
>>155000855Yumichika chill
>>155002108TRVKE
>>155002108top plumber
>>155002108>Mario broke Samenic so badly that he developed a second personality MARIO WON
>>155001926Invinciblebros...Digimexicans...
Your favourite character isn't a BEAST unless he can overcome Wolverine's durability+healing factor btw
>>155002243genuinely what happens if goku just blasts him with some crazy ass kamehameha shit like the shit that blew cell in half
>>155002108Funny how the list is full of multiversal BEASTS and then there's MHA and Quicksilver for some reason
>>155002243...
>>155002243>Your favourite character isn't a BEAST unless-I sacrifice his soul!>Entity: oKaY.>Wolverine: W-What're ya doing, bub?! AAAARRGGHHHH *gets soul vored*
>>155002249It would probably banish Wolverine into the depths of space if we assume his skeleton survives.
>>155002473>sharty victimDone.
>>155001213DobsonDAMN
>>155002473>sharty victimizerContinue.
>>155002108Notice how Reimu isn't there...
>>155001857I think it is important when engaging with people to consider if they are simply making an argument because they think it is more rhetorically effective or if they actually understand the implications of their arguments.Like some people will draw on arguments that they themselves cannot fully expound upon because the invocation of the concepts lends an authority that is harder for the layperson to argue against.
>>155002520>copeSharty won.
>>155002543...'t ever get over how completely they lost, yes.
>>155002543they couldn't even raid /dbs/
>>155002530>notice how irrelevant fodder nobody cares about wasn't mentioned
>>155002473The buckbreaker of Sharteens...
SONIC WON. [END OF SENTENCE. ANYONE ELSE WHO TRIES TO CONTINUE THIS SENTENCE IS TRANS]
>SONIC WON. [END OF SENTENCE. ANYONE ELSE WHO TRIES TO CONTINUE THIS SENTENCE IS TRANS]
>TROONrio sharing the people he follows on X
>Trannynic cope
i don't see a single "followed" button there shitnic
>>155002610Don't forget Soleli, the canon troon.
>>155002566They shitted on /dbs/gays AND the rest of the site at the same time
>MOREPOWERFULANDWORSHIPPEDMORETHANGODnic>looks up feats, discusses powerscaling and explains clearly how Sonic wins every match up >TROONSAARFAGrio>looks up porn, generates AI images of an adult man fucking a TEENAGE ANIMAL, looks up troons on X, looks at troons all day
>>155002647kys shartroon
>>155002672>>looks up feats, discusses powerscaling and explains clearly how Sonic wins every match upPost sonic beating dark gaia or solaris without outside help NOW
>MOREPOWERFULANDWORSHIPPEDMORETHANGODnic>looks up feats, discusses powerscaling and explains clearly how Sonic wins every match up >TROONSAARFAGrio>looks up porn, generates AI images of an adult man fucking a TEENAGE ANIMAL, looks up troons on X, looks at troons all dayYou mean how sonic OFFICIALLY loses every matchup, then more delusion.
>MOREPOWERFULANDWORSHIPPEDMORETHANGODnicJesus Christ? GAYnic tries to run away from the light of God so he can preserve his homosexuality, but the love of Christ is something he cannot escape no matter how fast he is. HOMOnic attempts to show Jesus his tight blue asshole but Jesus stops him and says, "This is not what I meant by 'turning the other cheek', my child." GAYnic's knees went weak, and he knelt before the Lord. Normally this is when he would start sucking cocks, but the homosexuality has left him completely in the presence of Jesus Christ. Jesus then took Sonic's hands in a non homosexual manner and guided him to prayer. Sonic started speaking on his own, unprompted."Our Father, which art in heaven,Hallowed be thy Name.Thy kingdom come.Thy will be done, in earth as it is in heaven.Give us this day our daily bread.And forgive us our trespasses,As we forgive them that trespass against us.And lead us not into temptation,But deliver us from evil.For thine is the kingdom,The power, and the glory,For ever and ever. Amen."Sonic wept. He never felt so much love and forgiveness. Jesus nodded at him, before leaving. His job was done. But he would see Sonic again on Sunday for Mass.K.O.!
>>155002676Post FAGrio destroying a timelinePost FAGrio tanking a smoke cloudPost FAGrio rewriting reality
Chara casually annihilating every character mentioned above with the most nonchalance.
>>155002690>chaos emeralds have infinite power but STILL can't make him invincible to a fucking rockJUST in case you were wondering if Sonic was a hopeless case or not
>>155002708...Except for The Batter and Ness who are too busy spit-roasting her.
>>155002690>>155002703canon shitnic
>>155002706>hiding behind non canon archie feats (it's all he has)KekycrackyPINGPONGPOW.
>>155002706he does all of that in galaxy's ending btw
>>155002737>FAGrio loses to game Sonic>FAGrio is afraid of 100%CANONCHADchie Sonic >>>>>>>KekycrackyPINGPONGPOWSAARrio...
CHAMPTOS!
>>155002754>FAGrio loses to game SonicChadrio shits on sub light rock time limit shitter>FAGrio is afraid of 100%CANONCHADchie Sonic Composite Mario shits on him too, Shitnic
>>155002754>>155002837Composite Sonic is sub sandwich
>100%CANONCHADchie Sonic
>>155002761I’m not impressed
>>155002858archie keknic bros...
>>155002858Fang, eggman, and shadow are sonic's BVLLs
Mario would have jumped over that sandwich that hit Sonic btw.
>>155002881Don’t forget the M who feel up Amy’s body on natural television
>>155002885Why would he waste food like that. HARDworkario the HUNGRY would EAT that sandwich
oh my god please i am asking you to make actual arguments instead of just shitpostsboth pro and anti sonic scalers
Notice how FAGrio is afraid to post any Mario feats...
so do you just do nothing all day besides obsess over the same unoriginal bait
>>155002473My hero has no soul hax resistance and would sadly also die like this...
>>155002975Until some new content comes out for us to use, like >>155001706 just for example.
>>155003002>AI generated meme
>>155002975it's pretty funny since both Mario and Sonic have never destroyed a planet let alone a universe
>>155002987FAGrio...FAGoku...FAGlly...FAGzilla...FAGsday...FAGru...FAGly...
>Notice how FAGrio is afraid to post any Mario feats...We can, but canon Shitnic is fodder so there's no point >>155002690
>>155002987Fagnic...
>>155003057GODRIOCHADRIOKINGRIOSHITNICSISSYNICSAMENIC
>>155002708How the hell do you even use Chara in a VS context?In the context of Undertale, Chara only gets strong due to the accumulation of EXP and LV and the STATS that come from them.But those only have meaning in Undertale.
>>155003057>noncanon gag feat>needed FAGer to let him grab his tail
>>155003092>noncanon gag featDelusional Copenic...>needed FAGer to let him grab his tailSuper Shitnic...as expected, when people post feats against featless hog, samenic moves the goalposts
>>155003111>asks for feats>he posts noncanon onesWhy doesn't Mario just grab Bowser's tail and toss him across the planet in every game?
>>155002943Mario has lifted castles, deflected nukes, black holes, magic, reality warping, toon force, and scale directly to his paper Mario counter, etc. Mario can also react to MFTL+ and have irrelevant speed with his standard bros attacks and power ups. Even if Super Sonic stat mogs Mario (he doesn’t), Mario can just possess him via Boo form or Cappy, since the Super form are susceptible to corruption and mind control (shadow’s coma, werehog, infinite’s virtual world, fleetway)
>sub light sonic stinking up another thread
>>155000972Hey I love superman but that fight wasn't an accurate measurement of a contest between him and Thor.
>>155003127>asks for feats>he posts noncanon ones>Why doesn't Mario just grab Bowser's tail and toss him across the planet in every game?>It's noncanon because it just is ok!Why can't you instantly complete every Sonic game vs Eggman with your wanked shit
>>155003136both parties are stinking up the thread and it'd be better if the two of you fucked off
>>155001767This is why Insomniac reigns supreme.
>VSBWIf we're playing that game...
>>155003039in Archie which is sometimes used interchangeably with game Sonic he was able to destroy a universe as Super Sonic while fighting Hyper Knucklesnot Crisis level but still pretty good
>>155003213>in Archie which is sometimes used interchangeably with game Sonic he was able to destroy a universe as Super Sonic while fighting Hyper Knuckles>Literally Non canon shitSo game sonic still can't destroy a universe
>>155003232>>Literally Non canon shit>B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-BBUT THE MARIO PARTY GAG FEATS ARE CANONYou lost.
>>155003213>archie shitnic still needs his outside masters to do itkek
>>155003246>>>Literally Non canon shit>B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-BBUT THE MARIO PARTY GAG FEATS ARE CANON>You lost.Still game mario while you're forcing a completely different sonic, disingenuous faggot
>>155000916Why is FAGrio like this?
>wins every matchup
>>155003039All things considered, Mario in the fiction of the Mario games is really only ever intended to be strong enough to defeat whoever the threat of the title is.He doesn't really have a strict continuity, so each game can have wildly different stakes without it appearing absurd.This isn't really true of Sonic (though SEGA sometimes tries to bring Sonic into that direction) because it has a continuity (a very broken and loosely defined one) so we're stuck trying to figure out how dense the timeline is (if we go off SEGA, then currently Sonic is 15, but also Classic Sonic is 15 too) so somehow everything from Sonic 1 to Frontiers takes place in maybe a little over a year.Somehow in this we have to fit in a training journey before Adventure and the six month imprisonment during Sonic Forces.Mix in the IDW Comic and Prime (somehow it is canon to the games) and we just have one of the most compressed timelines in fiction.
>>155003213>Archie Sonic needs emeralds and still can't do it alone
>>155003264Because he's a featless sissy who hasn't had a game in nearly a decade, all of his games are hated by the world, his console is the biggest flop in gaming history, his movies are flops that can't remembered, and he's a PEDOPHILE FAGGOT who FUCKS ANIMALS. Oh, and he loses to Sonic 100% of the time.
>>155003267Why is tastumaki so hot
>>155003281>Because he's a featless sissy who hasn't had a game in nearly a decade, all of his games are hated by the world, his console is the biggest flop in gaming history, his movies are flops that can't remembered, and he's a PEDOPHILE FAGGOT who FUCKS ANIMALS. Oh, and he loses to Sonic 100% of the timeLiterally living in an opposite world, while canonically sonic is fodder and can't get into top franchises lists >>155002690
Samenic...
All FAGrio does is post AI edits of GODnic having cute submissive fuckable lips. Why is that
>>155003213welp now I regret posting this since the retards are replying to this now
>>155002108Lame PARROT.
>>155003316it was a retarded post in the first place, the person you replied to was obviously talking about canon
Son Goku. Mario. Barry Allen. Wally West. Mega Man.
>>155002703BASED!
>>155003334I never said in-canon
>>155003267>loses to PopeyeDon't worry, Popeye is getting gaped by Bobobo next year
>>155003351The destroyers of Sonic...
Post your hero's feats.
>>155003130Maybe this is a hot take, but I think Mario would make more sense if we versioned him.Like Galaxy Mario, Mario and Luigi Mario, Party Mario, Wonder Mario, Paper Mario, Odyssey Mario, and etc all have extremely different capabilities even if they are all Mario.I just don't think it makes sense to treat this composite as altogether internally consistent, especially as there isn't a timeline holding most of these titles together.Comparatively, Donkey Kong actually does have this connective tissue in spite of how seemingly bizarre it is.
>>155003371
>>155003351Sonic VICTIMS.
>>155003356>Maybe this is a hot take, but I think Mario would make more sense if we versioned him.>Like Galaxy Mario, Mario and Luigi Mario, Party Mario, Wonder Mario, Paper Mario, Odyssey Mario, and etc all have extremely different capabilities even if they are all Mario.They all are Game Mario canonically, even the ones you separated are the same mainline mario. Thinking of this as composite is tard thinking
>>155003423why are you replying to me?
>>155003356still wasn't a solo feat
>>155003436did I say it had to be a feat solo? Superman lifting a book with infinite pages is still a Superman feat even if he needed help
>>155003423meant for >>155003383Miyamoto confirmed all game Marios are the same. So Donkey Kong and Mario are both all their games selves. Trying to separate them always looked like "I'm s-scared of these versions of Mario" in debating
>>155003456>non canon and a non solo featyeah you were retarded, keep it moving along
>>155002473She loses to my cock and I'm not even related to her.
>>155003419>Suddenly, everyone who liked FAGrio, FAGoku, FAGtos, FAGlly, FAGzilla, FAGly, FAGsday, FAGru, FAGi, FAGji, FAGhu,FAGmon FAGbsy, FAGrisk, FAGske, FAGang, FAGmu, FAGnya, FAGperman, FAGder-Man, FAGeze, FAGell and FAGlumbo stopped posing...
>>155003493>Suddenly, everyone who liked FAGrio, FAGoku, FAGtos, FAGlly, FAGzilla, FAGly, FAGsday, FAGru, FAGi, FAGji, FAGhu,FAGmon FAGbsy, FAGrisk, FAGske, FAGang, FAGmu, FAGnya, FAGperman, FAGder-Man, FAGeze, FAGell and FAGlumbo stopped posing...>posingBROWNIC fagnic...
>>155003490*jobs to BPD*
>>155003493Then Gandalf the GreyAnd Gandalf the White
>>155003490Andy, you are blood related to her. Stop trying to rationalize your incesterous behavior
>>155003213To be fair, the context of this is weird.It wasn't just a standard space, but a subspace attached to a geographic position on Mobius.It was filled to the brim with the energy dense Rings of the Pre"Genesis Wave 1" Archie setting, and it isn't really compatible with the information that would later define the setting during the Knuckles comic and Naugus arc.Like later on we get it so that a high density of Rings achieves the Ultra state for Sonic (two times at least, there is also the one time where it is caused by going fast with a Super Emerald) which is seemingly more elemental magic than Chaos Energy.I just don't really think we can really intuit all that much from this given how different it is from later parts of the comic.
>>155002908Pedorio
>stopped posing
>>155003480>>155003356
>>155003581>>155003480
>>155003466Canonically they all fit the concept of Game Mario, but not in terms of a continuity.Like it is like the New Testament having canonical books that can't fit into a single continuity of events.Rosalina in Galaxy and Galaxy 2 is clearly capable of much more than she is in Super Mario 3D World, even though both are canonically Rosalina.That's my 2 cents at least.
>>155003542kek
Why did that Rabbit tank a pod exploding better than Super Sonic?
I ADMIT IT. I LOST. I'M TRANS. I HAVE NO FEATS. I JUST NEED A THREAD TO POSTING MY AI EDITS OF MY HERO'S MASTER.
>>155003466doesn't Paper Jam contradict that by having Paper Mario be a separate Mario
Why don't FAGrio and FAGku recognize no one wants them here
>>155003670Siffrin…
>>155003670Shitnic...
>>155003677>doesn't Paper Jam contradict that by having Paper Mario be a separate MarioNope, before Paper Jam, Paper Mario was a past adventure in the M&L games and after a remake of that confirmation still was there along with the all mario canon statement after Paper Jam. Even in Paper Jam its confirmed all events are parallel to both worlds if you still count it.
>>155003383Why no do the same for Sonic?>TimelineIt's not really internally consistent either. Also, composites are WAY more fun to work with for versus battles.
>>155003614This way of thinking makes any character who gets less crazy feats as they continue a separate character, which is pretty much all fiction. It's a slippery slope that doesn't apply to Mario.
>>155003274Emeralds are a problem but >>155003732 is perfectly fine?
>>155003756less crazy or different types of feats*
>>155003775White tanookie Mario is actually stronger than hyper sonic. It has more resistances AND no time limit.if sonic gets emeralds, Mario gets every powerup. That's my two cents. Base Mario fucks up Hyper Sonic anyways.
>>155003775Are you being a tard on purpose. Mario's feats don't rely on that form, that's just a plus.
Kratos has lost the most inspiring Youtube better man thumbnail contest for the first time. This is a sad day
>>155003614>Rosalina in Galaxy and Galaxy 2 is clearly capable of much more than she is in Super Mario 3D Worldyeah like…
>>155003798Sonic can casually have the emeralds. The White Tanooki power up can only be obtained if Mario dies too many times.
>>155003857who says he didn't die 5 times prior to the fight?
>>155003857Sonic loses the emeralds if he runs into a wall
>>155003857>Sonic can casually have the emeralds. The White Tanooki power up can only be obtained if Mario dies too many times.Mario can start with the White Tanooki powerup by NSMB 2, so your cope fails
so Thor loses to Superman right?
>>155003857Both are external power ups and that's that. You're a sore loser retard if you deny each character of having their full arsenal. Are you afraid?
>>155003857Mario can casually have 99 1-up shrooms so that's not a problem
>>155003857Sonic has the emeralds only 30% of the time in the games. And even then Knuckles, Advance 2, and Frontiers proves a hard enough smash can knock him out of it.
>>155003870>Mario comes into the fight already dead
>>155003898What a retarded little cuck
>>155003898samenic vs WALL
>>155003898KWAB! WHAT A WEAK LITTLE HOMOSEXUAL AIDS RIDDLED RAT!
>>155003898Super Shitnic bros...
>>155003904Devil's advocate, Sonic can have 99 lives and continues too.But, Mario can have 1110 lives in NSMBW 2, 3D Land, and 3D World. Mario really does outdo sonic in every single metric.
>>155003898super sonic also insta dies to lava and bomb carts here
Sonic is so fucking weak... Maybe one of the weakest characters ever.
>>155003814bro thinks he's gojo :skull:
>>155003895yes
>>155003898AIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Kirby stomps Mario and Sonic btw
Kirby "I job to getting crushed" Kirby
>>155003670...
For the love of god, can you talk about anything other than Sonic?
>Kirby enters the fight, Mario and Sonic has an apple, Kirby exits the fight
Aqua from Deltarune that spins on top of their heads.
>>155004013 >Super Sonic and White Tanooki Mario out of nowhere
Kirby fans are actual trannies though
>Deletedby
And Ness solos Kirby.
>>155004060>Sonic and Mario fans out of nowhere
>>155004087
>>155004087post Ness shattering a planet if you post statements you job and Kirby wins
>Frisk's vassal is here
>Adventure Freddy's vassal is here
>>155004060>no counter argument so has to go for the tranny card>tranny card fails because Kirby has less tranny fans then both series
>a pink vassal being TAUGHT by his master
>puts Deku in his fucking placeYOU'RE FUARKIN' NEXT NUTSACK!
>>155004109>traceiskcan't top the original king
>Frisk's vassal is here-ACK WAIT DON'T SOLO ME NESS
>Ness and The Batter's fleshlight is speaking
No one played these shit games
>>155004194FAGrio...
>>155004194>Shitnic
>>155004194No need to insult Sonic when we are discussing underCHAD and CHADbound
>>155004173kek
>>155003756Well that's not strictly true. I am more suggesting that Mario is a lot more episodic than other franchises.Entries aren't really supposed to fit together as a timeline of mutually inclusive events.While maybe not most characters, there are many genres where characters tend to get better feats overtime instead of worse.>>155003817I'm not sure if you are calling Galaxy Rosalina featless or not. She doesn't have many feats, but she does seem to be able to protect Mario from a black hole that was seemingly causing a Big Crunch.In Galaxy 2, she is (under the Helper Witch guise) able to create simulacra Power Star that is less potent than the real deal as well perform voluntary mind and body control of Mario and Luigi.It isn't much (especially in a combat scenario), but it is definitely beyond what she seems capable of in the titles that make her playable.
>Alex's jesters and vassals are getting uppity again
>Ness's little fuck toy thinks she's strong
>>155003756>Well that's not strictly true. I am more suggesting that Mario is a lot more episodic than other franchises.>While maybe not most characters, there are many genres where characters tend to get better feats overtime instead of worse.It doesn't have to be worse, you're arguing even different types of feats make you a different character, which is all of fiction. >>155003782
>>155004278meant for >>155004250
Kirby mogs Mario and Sonic since he has outdone their feats tenfold
Every single character posted gets YIIKED RAW btw
Kirby's "feats" being HBOC, chainscaling, and defeating guys with statements ofc
>Mario and Sonic out of nowhere
>>155004150
I LOVE WEAKLING!I PROTECT WEAKLING!I WANT TO SEE WEAKLING FLOURISH!I WANT TO KNOW WEAKLING IS SAFE EVEN WHEN I AM NOT AROUND!
>>155004310Kirby doesn't HBOC all of his feats are his own he can't even die because he's canonically came back to life in a weakened state and killed the guy who caused it.
I SPARE WEAKLING
>>155004377>Weakling projecting their weaknesses by practicing non violence
I TAKE WEAKLINGS OUT!!!…to dinner
>>155004278I suppose my point is that it doesn't really make sense if Mario is strong enough to groundpound meteors across space in one game, but needs to possess a Hammer Bro to break cheese in another game and an upgraded hammer to break a big yellow block.Like if Bowser scales off his strongest feats and Mario off of beating Bowser, then why do so many Mario games start with Bowser KOing Mario with a Bullet Bill, a big metal hand from his airship, or a single spell from Kamek?
>>155004363Kirby constantly needs ancient maguffins to defeat his villains >b-butyes Sonic needs them too
>literally just a disrepaired robot from early in the classic games (which are canonically when Sonic and friends were less experienced and had fewer abilities)>Nodiff'd modern 'genius' Tails who had prep time and weapons What the fuck does this mean for Sonic power scaling?
I DRIVE WEAKLING TO SUICIDE
>>155004396>I suppose my point is that it doesn't really make sense if Mario is strong enough to groundpound meteors across space in one game, but needs to possess a Hammer Bro to break cheese in another game and an upgraded hammer to break a big yellow block.>Like if Bowser scales off his strongest feats and Mario off of beating Bowser, then why do so many Mario games start with Bowser KOing Mario with a Bullet Bill, a big metal hand from his airship, or a single spell from Kamek?>What are anti-feats?Again this applies to all fictional characters, doesn't make them different characters.
Post Mario destroying a mountain
>>155004401He didn't for fecto Elfelis or his brother or Marx or Magalor or Drawcia or the skull gang and every nova star.
>>155004401He didn't need one for void termina
I RAPE WEAKLING IN RUSSIAN PRISON CAMP
I WANT ATTENTION
>>155001775Her most popular Match up is Ena
>>155004396this means bowser's tech scales to him and mario scales to them back, also kamek is busted in the games(bowser's tech going haywire can destroy the universe so this tracks)
>>155004401Forgotten Land recently made arenas canon by virtue of Chaos Elfilis' defeat unlocking what's obviously the game's true ending so Kirby is very much so capable of killing his villains on his own and the macguffins just allow for them to have a more "cinematic" death of sorts
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/uNZ4A6_ilkQScimitar vs Spear
>>155004404IDW is weak as shit and relies on the statement of it being canon for it to not be stomped by all other comic versions of Sonic
>>155004498Why is Mario too weak to break through rock candy and cheese though? Actually better question why is Mario weak to lava, poison and emotional manipulation? Reminder that Mario canonically gets captured because of a scepter that manipulates your emotions.
>>155004501True arena's were canon by superstar ultra and return to dreamland
>>155004416We might be at an impasse.Let me ask you this:How do you treat SpongeBob in this regard?Because I consider SpongeBob in the same light, where it doesn't really make sense to think of all the things SpongeBob has done and categorize them as feats and anti feats.Granted, I don't think it even makes sense to use SpongeBob in a VS context because there is so little connective tissue for explaining why feats are possible at any given time in SpongeBob, whereas Mario at least has several hours of content per game to create a basis from.
>>155004532>Why is Mario too weak to break through rock candy and cheese though? Actually better question why is Mario weak to lava, poison and emotional manipulation? Reminder that Mario canonically gets captured because of a scepter that manipulates your emotions.Mario can tank lava and poison in other games (he can even do it without tanking damage in games like kart)So again, anti feats. I don't know why you're putting all this double standard shit on Mario alone when tons of characters have the same situation. I'm thinking this is some hidden agenda for a character you like.
>>155004544Oh yeah I forgot the Magolor Epilogue also made his Soul fight canon in its intro cutscene lol
>>155004579>Mario can tank lava in and poison in other games like the 3d games (he can even do it without taking damage in games like kart)*
>>155004579He doesn't tank lava in most games though? Him tanking lava is mostly an outlier and inconsistent same thing with the poison plus they're explicitly not tanking lava in Mario kart they're getting pulled out by lakitu.
>>155004620>He doesn't tank lava in most games though? Him tanking lava is mostly an outlier and inconsistent same thing with the poison plus they're explicitly not tanking lava in Mario kart they're getting pulled out by lakitu.Literally tanks it in his first 3d game, and being pulled out of something doesn't mean you didn't tank it, the no selling part means you in fact tanked it.
Bazinga
>>155004507Extremely bad MU for schimitar but he did well
>>155004520He's not an IDW original character regardless.
>>155004642I hope you know that’s a really embarrassing concession
>>155004642That's still faster than Sonic
>>155004638Mario dies to lava in super Mario bros 1,lost levels,3, super Mario bros for the ds,wii,3ds,Wii u and in 3d land and world and Mario maker 1 and 2. He has died to lava in more games than when he has tanked it.
>>155004579Oh. You are talking to two people.I am >>155004572Someone else is >>155004532I'm not trying to hold Mario in such a regard that he would be weaker than Sonic. In actuality, I think that Sonic is generally weaker than Mario because so much of his games are somehow in the same continuity, so there are more instances that can be defined as outliers (positive or negatively).
>>155004707That's not lava that's this guy.
Reminder that Mario has the Retry Clocks.
>>155004507Scimitar is such a bum, I swear...
>>155004736That's a creature made of lava
>>155004707>Mario dies to lava in super Mario bros 1,lost levels,3, super Mario bros for the ds,wii,3ds,Wii u and in 3d land and world and Mario maker 1 and 2. He has died to lava in more games than when he has tanked it.And Mario tanking lava is most of the 3d games which are treated as the grander scale Mario games these days, and we can add all the games where he doesn't even take damage to lava on top of this.
>>155004736>>155004785Mario can consistently tank this and lava shooting out towards him in all these games>>155004707>super Mario bros 1,lost levels,3, super Mario bros for the ds,wii,3ds,Wii u and in 3d land and world and Mario maker 1 and 2So it's just gameplay or the anti feats cancel out or both especially when we add the games were he just outright tanks it
>>155004828There's more games where he doesn't tank lava than there are where he does though?
>>155004846All those games listed Mario has tanked lava or the literal creature embodying lava >>155004736and in the 3d games he just tanks all lava
>>155004869He dies to falling in lava in all of those games listed you're just blatantly wrong.
>it's another claiming a character tanked something when they clearly took damage from it episode remember before posting that a character tanked something rewatch Broly The Legendary Super Saiyan to remind yourself what tanking looks like
>>155004887You don't understand that surviving the damage means you tanked it even though the damage still happened.
>BITCHly the LOSESHISREMATCHAGAINSTHULKaiyan
I don’t think I’ve ever met a non-Hispanic person that liked dragon ball
>>155004882>He dies to falling in lava in all of those games listed you're just blatantly wrong.You said lava itself, which he doesn't instantly die to in any of those games, since things made of lava doesn't kill him. And in 3d games, falling in lava doesn't kill him, and in other games, he doesn't even take damage from falling in lava
>>155004917in Land and World it does
>>155004917In odyssey Mario is hurt by lava and boiling hot soup
>>155004930>>155004941>Land and World that's just 2D NSMB in 3d still has lava creatures that doesn't instantly kill him
>>155003316Kys gayron
>>155004953who's Ron?
>>155004941>In odyssey Mario is hurt by lava and boiling hot soupWe're talking about fall into it = death gameplay, that isn't this
>>155004507Ouch
Sonic bros...
>>155004766Potion is the true bum all of their wins were team based.
>Sonic out of nowhere I'm nooticing
>>155005028>sonic with ring wank still loses to shit like acid
>the strongest, most beloved and worshiped character of all time out of nowhere
>>155004404It means modern Tails is weak as shit, or Negroid shonencucks like Barnes do not care for Tails and will portray him as weak to wank only Sonic/Knuckles/Shadow, or both.Beating Modern Tails isn’t a feat when even Egg Pawns in the Games and regular humans in the movies do that.
>>155005060Mario...
>>155005028>>155005050Mariofags... Deflecting...
>>155005069Tails truly is the gohan/krillin of the sonic series
>>155005045>>155005075>Sonicfags admitting they were just butthurt at Mario again and broke their neutral facadekek, that post didn't even reply to anything
>>155005060POKEMON, GOTTA CATCH EM ALL.
>>155005028Acidnic
>>155005060Kirby the strongest creature and the one who makes Mario,sonic,crash and spyro kneel.
>>155005106Where's Shitnic here...
>>155005060Jesus Christ, The Holy Son Of God.
>>155005129floppednic is never at these parties
>Yo-kai Watch now has Rent-A-Girlfriend scalinghow hard does this downgrade the verse and all verses affiliated with it?
>>155005106>Pikachu >Mario>Batman>Spider-Man >Goku>Gandalf>YugiYep all our affluent heroes are here
>>155005094He's more like Kyle RaynerOr well, Archie Tails is.Game Tails just sucks in general.Like if Pu'ar and Bulma fused
>>155005148What do you mean by this?
>>155005163yeah but Archie Tails in his strongest form has never jobbed he has also never appeared outside of a single fight…
>>155005060Yep, that's Asura.
>>155004404No joke, VSBW puts him at the same tier as base Modern Sonic.Which like????
>>155005163Bulma is one of the most useful and integral characters in dragon ball and z.
>>155001767Zendaya is cute, fuck you
>>155005174Yo-kai Watch is having a Rent-A-Girlfriend crossover
Sonic vs Mario>MoldMario vs Popeye >Gold
>>155005124>Kirby the strongest creature and the one who makes Mario,sonic,crash and spyro kneel.Wrong, APPLEtos fraudchecks him.
>>155005192I mean that Tails only makes gadgets and is afraid.Then again, Pu'ar at least responds to calls for aide even when afraid. Tails nowadays just has the "sidekick goes from scared to confident" arc in a fucking spin cycle.
>>155005241Popeye would atomize this fucking dago
>>155005200>Makimutt thinks MUTTdaya the whore feminist is worth a damnGrim
>>155005250Kirby eats and defeats appletos daily though.
>I'm Popeye the trans wo-man>I'm Popeye the trans wo-man>I wear stripey socks>And I chopped off me rocks>I'm Popeye the trans wo-man!
>>155004507Kinda a funny matchup because Scimitar basically has a really good first impression then eats shit as their opponent starts scaling and Spear just fucks around before locking in once his scaling starts happening
>Saitama melty
>>155002530KINGrio wouldn't fight against his QVEEN
>>155005241Composites for both and Mario has more chances of winning since he can more consistently deal with the above fiction toon hax.
>>155002708>Sakuya victim is getting uppity
>>155005095Hey now, I am actually being neutral on the episodic thing.I'm not a bad actor.
Popeye? Sonic has no problem rewriting the script. He easily speed blitz the SLOWer man. Sonic runs circles around him as he easily dodges his weak punches that only solo building level threats like FAGtama. In midst of the swings Popeye catches a glance of Sonic's tight blue asshole. Smoke blows out of his pipe all memories of Olive Oyl disappears. He out his can of spinach, not to get the energy to fight Sonic, but to do what he wants more. "You know, Chili Dogs are a lot tastier than nasty old Spinach". Popeye isn't listening of course, he uses his gag feats to make two of them with the other standing in front of Sonic. "He tried to defeat me now he's eating me meat-y. I'm FAGeye the GAYlor FAG!" Sonic works with expertise on both of the Popeyes. No amount of spinach could prepare him for this. Popeye reaches for another can of spinach and Sonic casually swats his hand away. Accepting defeat, he's drained completely. Sonic won.
>>155005106OUR DIMESFUL HEROES>andNO AND. ALL OF THEM.>butNO BUT. ONLY THEM SPECIFICALLY.
>>155003814BASED, masculinity is indeed gentle Being an ape is for Jeets and closeted faggots
Bussy
>>155005371Sonic would not do that to a friend
>>155005371>Popeye? Sonic has no problem rewriting the script.Popeye is already above scripts. Archie Cucknic dies.
Sissy
Why didn't archienic rewrite the script of his own comic to overthrow Eggman's dictatorial empire? Is he stupid?
>>155005395Sonic has Popeye and fortnite scaling? I gotta get out of here!
>>155005148The Youkai century of humiliation...
>>155005337It's close, but Popeye just has the edge even if you give Mario all his standard and optional equipment. Popeye's hax and stats are just better.
Niggers
>>155005395these are just canonically toys of popeye and sonic btw
ReminderALL TROONS MUST HANG BY THE NECK UNTIL DEAD.Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>>155005314 I AM STILL...THE STRONGEST
Someone ought to really assrape you IRL
>>155005395
>>155005442look at him go
>>155005414>Sonic is toy level
>>155005442>>155005434Built for BBC
>>155002591As expected. As ALWAYS.
>>155005279>F-feminism is bad! I'm not afraid of a woman being more successful than her male peers I swear!Pathetic, friendly reminder that women WON, they are more educated than men and own a bigger % of the housing market.
>>155005410because that happened during the age of Classic Archienic where Robotnik was still AOSTH levels of incompetent
>>155005469
I am watching the sun job in real time to the CHADoon
>>155005148What's with the Pokemon copycats and shooting themselves in the foot?
>>155005476At least until he randomly wasn't and they did a whole bait and switch pretending Robotnik killed Sally and then he built an budget ultimate nullifier and accidentally erased himself.
Every single day
>>155005485Planet of Yujibros?
>>155005474Post women fighting wars, keeping infrastructure intact, and doing the dirty jobs men do.Post children raised by single fathers vs single mothers.Post the absolute destruction caused by letting women vote and the destruction of the family structure.
>>155002672KKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNGGGnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicc!
>samenic melty
>As expected. As ALWAYS.>KKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNGGGnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicc!
>>155005509We're here to talk about Sonic vs Mario and Goku vs Superman, not whatever you're on about.
Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse
>>155005509>Post women being submissive jew goycattle Men sure are proud of being used like onaholes and discarded, so much for the "dominant gender" >Post [Women winning hard]Yup, women RAPED and GAPED the cucky artificial family structure without concept of difficulty, thanks for pointing that out
>>155005579>Sonic repeats this phrase every time before he takes his hrt meds for the day
>>155005565>Sonic vs MarioGOLD>Goku vs Supermanmold
Still waiting for a single mario feat...
>>155005587girakima
>>155005565Those happen daily so they're boring
Reminder there's more women and girls getting groomed,raped and manipulated by men and boys in this day and age than any other one.
>Sonicbros>MakimasistersThe inferior WEAKLINGS are speaking...
>Mario feat already posted while Sonic never posted hisShitnic...
Okay I will jerk off to futa makima
>>155005509>Fighting for Israel, being a underpaid wagie, and swimming in shit to keep the sewers from overflowing is something to be proud of
>>155005617I mean that's just a population size trick.
>SONICSONICSONICSONICSONICAs ALWAYS the WINNER is proclaimed by his MINDBROKEN vassals!
>After threads full of cocky gojofags and lots of CSM vs JJK fights the thing that actually made the Makimutt come back was someone insulting Zendaya Once again these threads feel like a fucking cartoon...
>Mario out of nowhere Schizonic
>>155005619>Relying on shitrio party for feats instead of mainline games
>>155005608But we hardly ever talk about them, we talk around them and use them as set pieces for shitstirring.
Wow I didn't know Iran and Palestine had their military forces comprised solely of women in their fight against ZOG...
>>155005617If you include online parasocial manipulation women utterly dominate men to a unfathomable degree
Stop being an ironic feminist, Makimutt. You're an overweight man behind the screen.
>>155005652>Relying on shitrio party for feats instead of mainline games>Parrotnic desperately moving goalposts again>Still hasn't posted any feats
>>155005600BOOM!>b-but party games--Were confirmed to be CHADnon by Miyamoto himself alongside EVERYTHING ELSEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qApEgUxp58k&t=152sB to the FUCKING OOM!!!!
>>155005579TRVTH NVKE!
>>155005652>shitnic relying on cancelled comics instead of games
>>155005665I would ask you to stop being an Incel, but unfortunately we both know that's impossible...
>>155005674What kind of tennis balls survive a black hole?
I am probably the biggest misogynist there is lol
>>155005644Zendaya is a queen
>>155005681The premium quality ones that WEALTHrio buys of course
icky vic the stupid spic tried to suck a cosplayer's dick got rejected his axe wound infected 41% is his final trick
>>155005652Mario erases castles from existence in mainline games casually >inb4 sonic moves the goalpost again
I'm such a male feminist I fuck the periods out of women by getting them pregnant.
Women online:>I'm such an independent girl boss diva queen who makes more than men and hates the patriarchy Women irl:>OH MY GOODNESS IS THAT A SPIDER???! IN GOING TO RUN AROUND AND SCREAM LIKE A RETARD INSTEAD OF CRUSHING IT! MAN-SAMA HELP ME I CANT DO IT!>Why are men so scared to ask me out? It's not like my fellow woman have been calling them creeps for doing so and it's not like I claim to be "sexually assaulted">Oh my gosh where are all the good men?>*Has rape fantasies*
Trve z-list matchup (ironlung wins btw)
Gojotos was TEACHING MONSTERkima...
>>155005714>describes FAGrio
>>155005674what's the strongest thing it has destroyed?
ReminderALL TROONS MUST HANG BY THE NECK UNTIL DEAD. NO EXCEPTIONS.Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Kirby solos everyone in this thread
>>155005680You are an obese man behind the screen. You are not and will never be a woman.
Yupyupyup I FUARKING won.
This is beyond me! I'm useless!
>>155005740Kirby…
>MARIOMARIOMARIOMARIOMARIOThe small rat yips for his master...
>>155005740LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRDniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiic!
I'm a BEAST man behind the screen and I'd rip all of you in half and would rape the other half of you.
>AISAARio...
>>155005746Kirby...
Lol
>>155005746Kirby when he has to face appletos
>>155005746Tien...
Bros the sun is dead how does this affect powerscaling
>>155005763Kirby beats and apples on the daily though
why didn't Aang use this on Aether's bussy?
>>155005772ESLby...
GODDESSdaya and all Women won this thread btw>>155005693PREACH!>>155005708B-B-B-BAAAAASED!
>>155005746every one of Kirby's opponents…
>>155005751...is sub light fodder (canon by sega)
>>155005791There are no women ITT.
>>155005791this bitch is ugly asf. No wonder Jean won. Japan hates this nigga
>>155005714>>155005736>Incel meltdown KWAB
>>155005756Kill yourself faggot.
>>155005817i can't read incel babble
>>155005817Actually japan started shipping them because the Japanese end credits for spiderman is basically a shipping edit between jean and peter
>>155005791Based Queen!
>>155005823I can't be an incel because I've had sex
>>155005768Hug your loved ones.We are not long for this realm.
>>155005817>Irrelevant sexless county full of incels has a shit opinion Who cares? Zendaya WON btw, she us beautiful and the world knows this.
>>155005817QUEENdaya won and was paid far more than Jean
>>155005828Shut up bitch you're acting too feminine right now.
>>155005853Built for BBC
>>155005791she'll never fuck you, ltg
I CAN'T BREED!
>>155005857Kill yourself faggot.
>>155005843...with other men of course!btw my hero is Mario, Goku, Wally West, Godzilla, Doomsday, Pomni, Gru, Yugi, Yuji, Superman, Maka, Simon, Kratos, Anya, Yusuke, Aang, Tahu, Popeye and Kratos
>she us
>>155005867The Timelords…
Zendaya's feetMy ballsDo the FUCKING math, or would you like a calculator first you little retard?
>>155005768KINGtos is fighting the world devouring serpent after killing Helios, after his victory KINGtos will restore the sun and hope to the world. Have faith in him
She rapes and gapes all your favorites btw.
>>155005869Okay I'll kill you since you asked for it.
>>155005886can't
>>155005886Post her waking 100 steps
>>155005886This tiny Latina is so weak and frail I could pick her up and use her like an onahole.
>>155005871Notice how the Sonicbro didn't mention Makima here
>>155005886she jobs to BWC
>>155005907Perhaps irl. But her vtuber lore gives her insane scaling bro. She can even beat Demigra from Dragon Ball bro.
>>155005871>...with other men of course!Sonic the gay hedgehog...
>>155005871>Kratos from God of War and Kratos from Tales of SymphoniaYup, based.
>>155005886>can't even tank a single full stream without breaking down about "muh life"
Zendaya > Makima
-AAHHHHN I’m such a gay faggot sissy with no feats above planetary <3
>>155005915>>155005921>Immediately thinks about sonic
>>155005942Sonic T. Hedgehog!
Nooticing how feminism completely disappears when there's a guy that has a thick 7 inch cock and thick veiny forearms around
>>155005886Loses to base BBC. Is enslaved by composite BBC
She's so fucking perfect...>>155005935Both are queens
>>155005943What do you expect from the guy uses AI to edit him to have cute submissive fuckable lips
>feminismJobs to cockNot the point though.
>>155005943>immediately reveals himself to be the sonicbroAs EXPECTED. As ALWAYS.
Stop posting Zendaya she's hideous
>>155005943>only names characters sonic has lost fights against>"omg y are u all thinkin abt soniiiiiccc~~~"Disingenuous little FAGGOT
>>155005956>>155005975>More Incel seething Yup, Zendaya completely BROKE you
>>155005886This is a Phase Connect thread...
>>155005915Makima has had sex with other women THO
Nobody cares. Mario RAPES and GAPES Sonic and his entire verse. Gojo RAPES and GAPES Makima and her entire ideology.
>>155005889Kill yourself faggot.
I'm just saying a Zendaya W is also a Marvel W...
>>155005956>>155005959>>155005975Why are you so obsessed with dicks?
*schlorps*
>>155006000TRIPSOFTRVTH!
>>155005980>Immediately assumes I'm a sonicfagActually rent free and buckbroken
>>155006016I'm a homosexual male that tops sissies
>scriptTROONNoticed.
>"PLEEEAAASEEEE STOP POSTING ZENDAYA! MY MIND IS ABSOLUTELY BEOKEN! SHE'S TOO GORGEOUS FOR MY UNDERSTANDING"Nope :p. Zendaya is the winner of this thread
>The second ABOVEGODnic the KINGOFKINGSWORSHIPPEDBYALLTHEUNDEFEATEDhog entered the thread everyone's minds were brokenDone.
Gonna get really intimate with these.It’ll probably take a while to cool down, if at all.
>>155006023>I'M NOT A SONICBRO I'M NOT A SONICBRO I'M NOT A SONICBROSonicbros and Makimasisters are so judaic if you think about it...
>SONICSONICSONICSONICSONICYup YUP!
>>155006000The small dog hides from Yoru
>Marioincel wants to group soniggers with Makima when everyone knows Gojo and Sonic are on the same team Pathetic...
>>155006000>Sonicbro/Makimasisters already on damage control by scriptcopingKEKAROO!
At least we all agree that Kirby solos Mario and Sonic's verses.
Makima? Someone as free as GODnic would never let a wall level monster control him. Sonic's blazing speeds boost right through Makima like he would with any of Eggman's badniks. He sees Makima reform shortly after killing her. Makima tells him he will never be able to kill him and explains her contract to him. Sonic smirks, there's no time to waste. He uses his Ultra Sonic form to sissify all of Japan. In a matter of seconds he ages up everyone to be at least 18 years old and turns them all into men. Sonic gets to work, everyone in Japan sees Sonic's tight blue asshole and become FAGGOTS. Riding and draining every citizen until they pass out from exhaustion. FAGpan falls but Makima's contract is still in place. There's only one thing for GODnic to do. He decides to respectfully slit everyone's throats one by one. All of this has taken less than an attosecond. Finally, with nobody left in Japan for Makima to fall back on she is helpless. GODnic's sheer aura injects Makima with pure testosterone turning her into a man with a tiny cock. "You're under my control now" Sonic teases while male Makima's eyes look at Sonic's tight blue asshole. FAGkima's chain penetrates him and his chain wraps around Sonic's neck so he can hang on. "G-Good boy, just like my dogs" but FAGkima doesn't even last that sentence. He passes out and forfeits control. KO!
>>155006060>Marioincel wants to group soniggers with Makima when everyone knows Gojo and Sonic are on the same te-ACK!
>>155005961Nope. Zendaya mogs the dogfucker
>>155006084skrullnic...
>>155006067yes
>>155006084>the guy they're referring toMakima and Sonic lost this fight btw
>>155005491Pokemon can afford to act retarded, the others can't. And you know follow the leader.
So, Sonic won yet another thread and takes even more mental real estate.Sonic is a literal GOD.
>>155006076I've recently started reading these and holy shit I don't think they're AI generated anymore. Someone is genuinely taking their time to write tranny sissification paragraphs.The worst part is they make me laugh
KINGOFKINGSnic is loved by every single verse and transcends the JJKsissy vs CSMsissy fight.
She's an angel...
>>155005491They forget that Pokemon gets away with being derivative slop by brand value
>>155006114who says this isn't the AI that was trained using nothing but posts from here?
ReminderALL SISSIES MUST HANG BY COCK UNTIL PREGNANT. NO EXCEPTIONS.Thank you for your attention to this matter.
The sub-light, sub-4', 1-2 rodent is speaking...
>>155006114I would never use AI to write my stories of GODnic winning.
As a GojoGOD I think Zendaya is alright
>>155005644It can't feel like a cartoon, too deranged, maybe an parody abridged series og a show that doesn't exist
I’m going to fuck you, every single day until you like it.
FAGrio...FAGjo...
I normally love brown women but Zendaya is hideous and fucking forced garbage
>>155006141Reading this after part 2 hurts... I can't recognize this character at allThe guy in part 1 is a completely different beast compared to the faggot in part 2
>>155006151Agreed. But Makima is better.
>>155006139>SAARio is so mindbroken he can't comprehend someone writing a single paragraph without helpThis is why GODnic always wins.
>>155006168W-why is Gojo wearing a maid dress!?
>>155006149What's wrong with you? Were you abused as a kid?
>>155006206No. Why would you think that? I am just writing stories about how GODnic can win against anyone.
>>155006206he was taught by his father how to fish
Boys, please let me handle this~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCXfO7XI_00>negdiffs Sonic>lol that was easyWhy is Gojo so DISRESPECTFUL?
>>155006206>You cannot discuss the king of powerscalings victory conditions in the powerscaling threadHuh?
>>155006226did you just fucking gen that
>>155006227Sonicsissies...
>>155006191Makima is about to one shot that ape
>>155002108Mario is canonically friends with Ultraman.
>>155006214Post the Denji version
>>155006178Nope Zendaya is magnificent and gorgeous, sorry, you must have something wrong inside your head.
This is an exceptionally awful thread. Maybe janny is right for purging this general so often
Why are gojofags like this
>>155006273Wtf why doesnt she look like this in the movies? This actually looks good.Too bad her political alignment is shit.
A professor one time made me read Jekyll and Hyde and the Incredible Hulk.There was some annoying red haired feminist that made me read like female heroines having sex and then write an essay about how I felt as a male in my gay as fuck first college before transferring. I don’t remember that one very well.This other guy was cool though. He made us read classical literature and then some comic books to see where the trope originated from and adopt the framing of the other author while reading the opposing inspiration.The main contention between hulk and Hyde is that Hulk is still controllable and relatively a good person. Hyde is just a mass murderer and acts purely on low functioning ID, this made me realize modern authors have to sanitize things in order to maintain moralfag purity for social logical reasons and to maintain the heroic status quo, I thought this was interesting.
>>155006240welp switching sides
>>155006311It's up
>>155006297It's more than likely Hyde doesn't actually exist and it's Jekyll pretending as such to engage in his carnal desires while still trying to lead his life as a "respected doctor" btw
>>155006240Is the top right supposed to be Metal Heroes or something?
>>155006067>At least we all agree that Kirby solos Mario and Sonic's verses.Kirby can be beaten by apples so no.
>>155006323Oh really? That nuance was lost too? You don’t say?
>>155006329Top Row: Mario and I think Shaider?Second Row: Jet Falcon, Ultraman GreatThird Row: Kamen Rider Black RX, Godzilla
>>155006168>Fagnic has this saved on his computer
The gay sissy competition
>>155006477FAGrio...this isn't google...
>>155006331Those apples would kill Mario since he dies to pumpkins and mushrooms
>>155006580>Those apples would kill Mario since he dies to pumpkins and mushrooms>only putting delusions on MarioLeast obvious Sonic falseflagger
Sonic won this thread
>>155006653I'm a KIRBYKING you buckbroken marioguido. Kirby would murder the entire Mario verse he can't even fucking die.
>>155006669as the biggest sissy
No as the biggest winning chad heterosexual Sonic won.
>>155006685>I'm a KIRBYKING you buckbroken marioguido. Kirby would murder the entire Mario verse he can't even fucking die.>Still not mentioning SonicHoly delusional spineless faggotry from this sub light poster.
>No as the biggest winning chad heterosexual Sonic won.Sonic is canonically a sexless sissy said by his creators btw.
>>155006580Pumpkins can kill kirby
>>155006721Everyone knows sonic is a weak bitch and so is his verse so I don't state the obvious of Kirby destroying him and his verse.
>>155006749Mario would job to Kirby's emotional manipulation though.
Sonic the winnerhog
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>PPodnic the sub light loser
>>155006899Point Man.
>>155006971PRIDEFULLGODKINGLORDnic.
