Yummy Treats EditionQOTT: Which [S] page was your favorite and why?Last Session: >>154996926
So why's there two
>>155015561Idk I linked mine because they didn't so I had no idea there was another one. Terrible etiquette on their part desu.
>>155015572They draw very cute Johnkats.
>>155015561We need to doom a timeline or two because faggots ITT reply to the entry level shitposts instead of shutting the fuck up
>>155015578There's a bunch of dedicated art of John cucking Dave out of every and all possible relationships but this one still remains pure
>>155015623And we need more of it!
>>155015623Nah, Jade already beat him to that one. Brother and sister have him on all fronts
johnkat fagging
>>155015623Should've been stronger
>>155015638Roxy is the only woman that's ever made me think I want women.t. gay guy
>>155015663eto... roxy technically transitioned to a guy in hsbc. but idk if that counts.
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>>155015707Only Meat Roxy though Its weird that it only happens in the timeline at the height of Dirk's control too
>>155015719>"THE EPILOGUES R BAD!!!"The epilogues in question:
im so tired, i want to stay in my bed instead of going to work
This whole thread belongs in Kalian's butthole, #justsaying
still not sure what aradia's character arc was
>>155015663I get what you mean on principle fellow gayfag, but let's be honest, actualmale!Roxy is where good shit is, it'd be the second fictional ultrafaggy guy I'd make an exception for
>>155015887>Suffering and eating shit as an alternian rust blood >suffering and eating shit as a ghost >suffering and eating shit as a robot>overcoming suffering, winning fucking everything and leaving the retarded narrative to spend eternity doing your dream job with your gloomy programmer bf at your side
>>155015936yeah that's what HAPPENED, but what did she LEARN?
>>155015959>what did she LEARN?happiness can only be found when not on screen
>>155015480Homerstuck is highly satanic because it has trolls aka DEMONS and HOMERSEXUALS
>>155015959That the alpha timeline plot is fake and gay and you're better off being a death fairy
>>155015947Kalian Delfin over 18 years of age.
>>155015963>have a one-sided hatecrush on this this upstanding heterosexual gentleman>act like you've got shellshocked when he gives you a friendly platonic hugWhat the FUCK was his problem?
>>155016000>>155015963https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYKvX2MD028
>>155015707Honestly I like him as well.
What's the appeal of Homestuck?From the outside it looks like babies first meta story
>>155016054I still don't see the appeal beyond the superficial design/coom aspect tbdesu
>>155016055Funny and silly webcomic with animated elements that's fun to read to see what wacky stuff will happen next, then the music and actual animations come in and you want to read to see another one, eventually the trolls show up and you have a whole bunch of weirdos to get to know as they go on their adventure, there's going to be one or two you end up getting attached to.Then you realise that as well as wacky shit there's cool action shit like the Bro v Dave fight or Jack Noir snapping and slaughtering everyone.TL;DR: it's cool man.
>green soleJesus that's fucking terrible, my man would never do this
>>155016099Don't respond to him
I know people felt it was weaker than Cascade and I'll admit it was but personally my favorite [S] was Collide, I liked the Condesce fight a lot, it was fun to see a Strife that went down like a beat em up.It makes me wish there was a Homestuck game like that instead of just visual novels and point n click games that take a decade to get half-way done.
>>155016119Sorry I thought it was a legitimate question from someone, I didn't realise it was just the pseud since he wasn't using his sharty images.
>>155015480>QOTTJack: Ascend or Jade: Enter, they're consistently high energy and both Black and Umbral Ultimatum are amazing tracks all the way through.
>>155016121>It makes me wish there was a Homestuck game like thatStrife Project will make a Homestuck beat em up a reality, trust the plan
What MSPFA is this?
>>155016181I feel like that game will only go so far due to it being MUGEN and trying a tad too hard to translate the game sprites making it more ridged in what moves they are doing. Compare it to using the taller look from general pages or an actual set of new sprites based more in at minimum hiveswap and you can actually have them using more expressive moves.Personally, I just kinda wasn't some Yomi Hustle mods since those get some major expressive moves with dynamic flare
>>155016181Anon I love Strife Project and want it to be a good fighting game but you and I both know there's a big difference between the two genres of Fighting Game and Beat Em Up.
>>155016121>It makes me wish there was a Homestuck game like thatImagine how long would it take for it to come out
>>155016121>it was fun to see a Strife that went down like a beat em up.Agreed and I like how the fraymotifs came back, it was really cool to see them in action after just a few bits of cockteasing we got thousands of pages earlier
>>155016222Probably less time than it'll take Hiveswap to fully come out.
>>155016252>with none of the accompanying frustrationThey've lied to us again...
>>155016222Forever, HS doesn't have a ton of large project people anymore. We got like 2 'ongoing' projects and tons of old failed ones that got dropped before going anywhere from beat em ups to fighting games before Strife Project. We barely even get mods for other games these days. Asking our current fandom to actually commit to finishing anything is like asking them to be willing to do more than conceptualize projects or just make a new MSPFA that will actually conclude within your lifetime and not in cancelation https://files.catbox.moe/1f49ia.mp4
Roxy solo'd btw
>>155016265I'm waiting for HSBC to inspire some L4D2 model swaps using the Nymphs for common infected or something. But that IS a LOT of Nymphs to model...
>>155016266>the condesce that blocks physical
>>155016278>L4D2 model swaps using the Nymphs for common infected What if the playable characters were also the satyrs?
>>155016278>HSBCI'm gonna be real, they are kinda part of why we ain't getting shit. Most of the current readers aren't exactly project people and most projects or otherwise about HS tend to just ignore HSBC entirely like with Strife Project pretty much currently just being about all the classic cast down to it being pre-god tiered kids with Jade even having Bec as part of her current moveset. Either they're gonna add God Tier install supers or add them as separate clone characters which ironically still only drastically effects Jade who just up and no longer needed to use a gun anymore because of badges, that's if it lasts long enough as a project. It's kinda always hard luck recalling a literal flattening and fat furry mugen project has more effort than Strife Project even on an animations level. We ain't got none of the talented people that aren't artist alone these days
>>155016265I was more thinking about video games made by devs with a studio instead of a fan project relying purely on love for Homestuck. Like people who know how to make this stuff, for money.
>>155016307Okay but we also weren't getting shit before HSBC. They all burned out because there weren't project people back then either.
>>155016343Yeah, NEVER. HS will basically never have that. We currently have that for 1 set of a major project and they can't even get the 3rd part of it out and still have a whole companion set of Acts on a separate half of the game to do and STILL ain't got super far.if TFH, a fully funded fighting game with literally everything going for it and laid out, still fucked it up because the team just blew the cash and had literally only a handful doing their actual job before crapping out and getting sold twice to still fail because they were lazy, what exactly makes you think money is actually gonna make them do anything more if even with a current project the only thing we got done were VNs? Money can't fix us having like no actual talents or real hard workers that also know how to make a game let alone one that isn't just a VN>>155016359We had more mods back in early HS, more gmod 3d models, random mini mods like for smash brawl, etc. We had a bitt more going in the game scene but none of them even really finished because they got bored or no longer had time. We've never had tons of project people, only artists, and HSBC barely has the artists going behind it, most just being carry overs with some just not interested in BC and still only up for doing classic HS. We barely get BC fan art that isn't just about the humans despite getting our new races from Rose and Dave
>>155016394That's not what happened with Them's Fightin' Herds what the fuck are you talking about?
>>155016394>We barely get BC fan art that isn't just about the humans despite getting our new races from Rose and DaveNo doomposting or lying. Not around these parts anon.
>>155016121Best track from Collide btw.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjAK8D5ytiU
>>155016406Actually it is, I know because I was literally there as they blew their cash, got bought out to try and fund story mode again, WASTED the money a second time, threw out Faust's story draft and lore book, produced one chapter of the story, gave up, and then tried to give out cop out DLC characters. They unironically had only a handful of the team actually doing most of the work, most of it being the artists and music people with a handful of the actual programmers actively still engaged. Those retards unironically fucked the project not all that long after EA ended, and were essentially sitting on their asses instead of doing story mode like they were funded to do. I shit you not that they literally ignored the book Faust gave them for the story outline of their own volition
>>155016436I have no clue as to the validity of your claims on Faust's story and lore I'm reasonably certain the main cause of the DLC characters being shitty was because the publisher fired most of the dev team before shutting down development in the end.
>>155015480>QOTT[S] Descend. Gifrel was the singular peak of Homestuck for me, it's just so hype.
>>155016278I think Nymphs are more interesting visually than Satyrs, the sheer fun you can have with their designs due to them all being part random aquatic life, and then the variety of ways they can become half of those creatures as they age is simply has more potential than Dirk's race even if Swiss is my little nigga.Don't tell Dirk I don't like his little dolls as much or he'll kill himself.
>>155016517The publisher fired them because they were hemorrhaging cash and not doing anything, before they were bought out the first time they were supposed to be working on 2 major things, Level 3s and Story mode along side Shantae who they finished early, they were not making that much after EA so they ended up getting bought out to help fund the actual chapter development for the story mode and in turn put out both some color packs and promising like 2 new DLC characters, they managed to release the first chapter and teased a second one but they then promptly went back to basically doing nothing in development and TFH doesn't exactly have some constant money flow and wasn't getting too much of a new crowd even after story mode dropped and they were at EVO(Pony game meant no play for a lot of people) so for the time span of around a year and a half, give or take, they were "working" but it was mostly only the main artists as they team could barely be assed to even handle balancing for a while and server issues were becoming gradually prevalent, leading up to the 'deluxe' release where they went multi console, made a season pass, and added level 3s to try and actually get the game to make money again which as you might guess didn't last, it was also when they promised a bunch of random DLC characters because they still hadn't made much of any new story more progress.The book of lore being tossed out was something they listed on the site, the entire thing was at Volume I and pretty much contained what was the initial outline for the story, they archived it and initially deemed it non canon before they released the first chapter and they later went back on the statement to deem it essentially dubious and had Lauren with rewriting new stuff; fun fact: The story was finished being written for a while before they canned it.Modus laid most of them off because most of the team wasn't doing much most of the time and kept over scaling
>>155014906I'm a few hours late but I want to point out this guy's specifically wrong on this mark because Hussie was the one to make Yiffy. Like he specifically made her as an edict for the HS^2 crew to include as an ironclad rule. One of the three things that cannot be pushed on the others is Yiffy's existence. (There were three such inviolate rules. One of the other rules was Vriska going Hell Tier, the third has yet to be confirmed.)
>hate to give it up to venture capitalism The original HS^2 writers have slighted me once again by mischaracterizing dave, my wigga getting rich off a crocodilian stock exchange would NOT say this
what kind of a ship makes an average homestuck fan whine endlessly. incest and age gaps don't count buz they're too obvious. i mean pairings that are "normal" but puts people on twitter meltys anyway.
>Beware of this gang of individuals>you don't want them catching you outside, in the skin, in the sun light, in the timeline, nor in space
>>155016662kanaya x guys?
>>155016639Hell Tier is kewl tho
>>155015480[S] Cascade, obviously.It was the culmination of a dozen plot threads, a masterful linking of story progression, audiovisual delight, and climactic fervor, that sensationally broke the story's own conventions while also breaking the internet. A one of a kind media experience that has never been accomplished before and can no longer be repeated.
>>155016726Yiffy's cool too, it's just the entire structure the HS^2 crew decided to frame around her that's terrible. If she was a consensual surrogate daughter made with Kanaya's blessing it would've been a far less bitter pill. Hussie probably didn't command she had to be a cuckold baby.
>>155016660>>155016707That looks neat, sauce?
>>155016741Trust the plan bro, Jade's harem will save the world and she will have several wives and bring nepeta back from the dead
>>155016754On one hand I don't like this because of NTR. On the other hand I never thought about Kanaya with a mole on her cheek before.
>>155016639>>155016741To this day I believe the conspiracy she was originally meant to be a davejade love child. Even her retarded name makes more sense if you assume it's dave's sense of humor at work
>>155016744https://svetoshumovaya.tumblr.com/post/763863703344054272>>155016761This one wasn't NTR I promise, it was Jade making amends by giving Kanaya a new child so she and Rose are equals in their new marraige
I'm semi confused on if the mods would have let me slide without a 3 day for that one, see that last one with silhouette's got a pass and technically that amount of ass is fair game on blue boards and you can't see anything else but I got no clue if they'd consider it a slight.>>155016744Additional question for you specifically: Ever Play that game or Journey? If yes, did you enjoy it?
>>155016738>were-swagHe'd be a goddamn were-bunny, where's swag in that?
>>155016794Would your rather our boy be swagless?
>>155016769Acceptable. Cute Harley btw.
>>155016797He's an heir and his aspect is breath, there's no universe in which the guy has swagHowever he can still be pretty moe
>>155015797Rape rape rape
>>155016946I feel like you'd reconsider that statement if suddenly you couldn't breath the air anymore, breath is as swaggie as the rest
>>155016967>[Aspect] user can kill you!Isn't that always true?
>>155016662we talked about this last thread its grimdorks
>>155017019>Always true
>>155017033He could make your veins explode or some shit like that
>>155017063He took nothing but Ls in his long career. You could take him, a full $5 is how much I'd bet you could win
>>155017162>He took nothing but Ls in his long career.hussie wrote this, he genuinely thought wasting karkats character was a good idea
>>155017210Bloodchuds never win in this game, they are the mid class when you get down to things. Nobody really wants to be a blood player, even a rage player is more useful for your casual session. Karkat couldn't even win against Jane's army and was about to lose his big moment even there. I strain to say, being a blood player means just accepting you lost before you even tried
>>155017264not really, blood is an interesting aspectIF HUSSIE BOTHERED TO WRITTE WHAT THE FUCK IT DOESalso rage does wack
>>155016726I'm sad that Vriska doesn't wear glasses anymore. Glasses are cute.The eyepatch was a close, cool second but now she's gotten rid of that too.
Remember that if your fav ever took a loss that it's not actually their fault. Hussie simply is a faggot that most likely just didn't want to write them anymore (all the trolls that died) or thought it was extremely funny if they never won a fight even though they probably should have (karkat and jake)
Nepeta being placed on a mechanical pedestal for studying the power of her blood to enable her cuteness, she later breaks the machine since she sniffs the catnip she was lured in with and leaps out. She and Equius later become friends
>>155017275Rage does MVP damage when it matters, Gamzee has a massive track record of surviving 80% of battles and blowing up a bosses' head pre-god tier. Blood is just mid, I ain't ever hear even once someone excited to be a blood player
>>155017302>Gamzee has a massive track record of surviving 80% of battlesgee i wonder if thats bcs of him being a plot device that cannot die until he forms LE...
>>155017282>JakeWon at least 3 times, even has a dub in BC where he solo's 70% or more of the army and protects the singularity. Don't put him or Karkat's level, Jake actually does things
>>155017302>I ain't ever hear even once someone excited to be a blood playernot like they bothered to write more thaan two or explore the aspect anon>>155017282 is too right
>>155017317Sounds like another common rage W for a troll that never even reached true god tier. I can't say the same of old Karkat who fumbled baddie after baddie, fight after fight, and even out in BC can't catch a real W and is carried by his team for the battle. When the biggest dub of your long career is on Clover in a 1v1 where you were losing for the first half, not a real good look. Not even the Omega kids have someone predicting a blood player for our humans or squids yet.>>155017354Because Blood is mid compared to literally every other option, it's on par with Doom which we know even less for yet Doom still sounds a bit better cause Sollux was cool in the first quarter of Troll time
>>155017368anon just say you're a gamzeefag and move on lmaogamzee only wins bcs hussie made him a plot device to forward narration not because he's "le tuff purple blood">it's on par with Doomreminder we know nothing of what doom does either besides "visions"
>>155017162>He took nothing but Ls in his long career.Does nagging his team into winning the session and everyone surviving not count?
>>155017264>the relationship aspect isn't useful in a multiplayer gameCome on anon
>>155017401Gamzee won because being anyone but Karkat means you have the chance for, at minimum, being a major contributor to the team damage, Karkat can barely fight despite literally almost every one else doing fine. How does he had a track record only marginally better than Tavros? The literal crippled troll who doesn't do all that much, how is he somehow more useful than Karkat? Like he at least put in some work against english.>Visionsmore than can be said for Blood, the best Karkat can give us is common sense or mediation as his big super power. Years of being one of the handful of surviving Trolls and his biggest wins are against Clover and the presidency, the latter being mostly cause Jade and Dave sided with him too. Like you can have the >>155017282 excuse for a lot of characters but Karkat has just straight up never had any credits with or without god teir, he even only gets one real moment in the fight with the black King where he does a combo with Terezi, the man genuinely has so few dubs you can count them on your hand. Sollux is a bum for plot, Karkat is just a bum who can't fight and apparently has no power or sauce beyond that one move he never used ever again. He could barely catch a victory let alone a body as far as things were concerned. I'll never forget Game Over where he runs ahead like he was actually gonna do something instead of playing support for Kanaya.>>155017476Most of them died by the end and ended up ghosts, lets not forget how he played a very big but intentional roll in having Bec Noir happen he fumbled every lay up possible.>>155017493He failed to do his job most of the game, Gamzee was his charge and he went rouge, Eridan went full incel and killed several of the team, and most of them just died due to Gamzee running free, then there's Vriska who we don't need to even delve into. He was not playing support and kept trying to DPS any chance given when he wasn't built for these battles.
>>155017368>Not even the Omega kids have someone predicting a blood player for our humans or squids yet.Dunno, Tavvy feels like he could be a a Mage of Blood
>anon sucks clown dick for breakfast, lunch and dinnermore likely than you think
>>155017514gee anon, i wonder why they are all bums that dont do anything...its not like hussie fumbled the writing, made the clown an unkillable narrative tool and ignored most of the trolls for a gag
>karkatslanderfag vs gamzeeslanderfagdis gon b gud
>>155017558>when you realize itt's all hussies fault for not knowing how to handle the trolls
>>155017524Tavvy will be the goat, I can tell you now Blood ain't in his cards after coming from a hope and life family. He's got some strong chances for doom given his up bringing. He's not currently enough of a leader and was mostly getting dragged around by Yiffy when it came to their calls to major action.>>155017557Karkat was the one unignored and he has no credits. Tavros has LE contributions, everyone else had a big shining ovation for at least Black King, and Aradia bailed in absolute freedom. Karkat alone has been the center troll to date and not even BC changes him to being the MVP for his team. He's a good leader but man does he just suck at actually fighting or having any powers. he's borderline more of a coach than a player with how he was around. he can do anything but fight
>>155015721the whole bit is that meatroxy's transition happened without dirks control tho
>>155017600>he's borderline more of a coachthats what he is anon, thats the blood thing he inspires but if some new guy went and said "wow why isnt he hope or smth" i wouldnt blame him>he's borderline more of a coachthat we havent really seen either (thx huss)
>>155017620I'm 80% ready to watch him retcon it to fuck with someone since Hussie didn't hard code the rule the BC cast can't mess with that one, also that means both Roxies should have eventually transitioned since its' just who they would eventually be in that case but Candy never made it
>>155017632was talking about the black king battle on that second point rofl
KILL ANDREW HUSSIE! KILL ANDREW HUSSIE!
>>155017680please
>>155017565>actually everything is hussies fault and not my fav's fault because they are goated
>>155017706thats not what we said anon and if you think hussie handled the trolls correctlyplease go get checked
>>155017620god he was absolutely seething during this whole spiel
>>155017632We saw him as a coach, he's a good leader just not a good player hence why he went for president and wins in all routes as well as held the resistance as decently standing and John credits him as capable of fixing the world, he's just dog shit at fighting specifically. Like he could probably win the world cup but if you tell him to put on a jersey and get on that field since the team is down a player you should prepare to lose that fight. He's like batman if he had no money, kung fu, gadgets, but was still a detective who had like 20 robins around to protect him. Yeah most of those robins will turn on each other and kill themselves but for a good while he can make it work just enough before later consequences he also some how caused come to bite them all.>>155017672I feel that was kinda just a general move since Terezi also does it then and unlike later combo moves like in collide, it was more like them just doing a mini charge up stance. More like a general game ability I guess if you wanna define it mechanic wise.
>>155017706Yes.
>>155017727is your name dirk and are you secure about your gender identity
>>155017706the characters can suck if the writing behind it is good and thought out but that's asking too much of hussie
>>155017600>He's got some strong chances for doom given his up bringing.I see your point because muh restrictions but on the other hand "eating shit because of turbulent relationships" feels like something that would describe a Mage of Blood pretty well
>>155017729>We saw him as a coach, he's a good leader just not a good player hence why he went for president and wins in all routes as well as held the resistance as decently standing and John credits him as capable of fixing the world, he's just dog shit at fighting specifically. Like he could probably win the world cup but if you tell him to put on a jersey and get on that field since the team is down a player you should prepare to lose that fight. >>He's like batman if he had no money, kung fu, gadgets, but was still a detective who had like 20 robins around to protect him. Yeah most of those robins will turn on each other and kill themselves but for a good while he can make it work just enough before later consequences he also some how caused come to bite them all.i can agree with this anon, well redactedi shall shake your hand
>>155017744what possible purpose could nepeta or feferi serve? sometimes its okay to take the L.ive seen people in this thread hiping up karkat like hes strong.. WHAT CAN HE EVEN DO TO FIGHT
>>155017770karkat could've served a purpose beyond fighting, but he kind of just flounders around, cries, and becomes gay instead. he just completely fizzles out into nothing. fef is wasted potential too imo
>>155017737Too be fair if my dream was building a faggotopia with zero vajayjays in sight then I'd also seethe at any potential foid-to-moid infiltrators
>>155017770>ive seen people in this thread hiping up karkat like hes stronghe's sttrong willed when the moment needs it, he's a good leader butt he isnt a particulary good fighterhe's not a dave that can defend himself and zap around super fast, he can do some cool self defense sure but he's much more fit to be a leader behind the sidelinesbut if hussie had to write that he'd just call him a pussy faggot and make him cry for 5 paages straight
>>155017747Big thing about Blood, that being its key rep Karkat and given description, its a leader and inspiration thing as a big part of how it holds foundations on bonds. Tavvy isn't much of either currently and is being motivated mostly by Yiffy, Harry, and Vrissy. If they weren't around he'd likely have just stuck stayed there. He's currently been a born suffering master down to being the one to no longer have the family peanut allergy due to Gamzee and Jane apparently kept talking peanut butter sniff fantasies, even him getting dragged along or the whole falling onto Jade from the vents feels like life itself has chosen him as the man to suffer >>155017752Well said and its been a honor
>>155017800you're basically asking for a ftm satyr reveal with this post
>>155017770>what possible purpose could nepeta or feferi serve?Hussie teased us with Feferi's endgame, whatever could that entail had she lived till the end>You would also look forward to using your reign to UNITE THE TWO RACES. You were told you would do this one day by your lusus, even if it does contradict her message of extinction. Oh well, you suppose NOT ALL PROPHECIES CAN COME TRUE.
>>155017789its okay for your character to change when they spend 3 years in a spaceship
>>155017840so you just like bad writing then huh
>>155017818Isn't that the whole idea behind Del'fi?
>>155017809and how would karkat even get CLOSE to the the level of someone like aradia?HES NOT EVEN GODTIER. YES HE IS A PUSSY.
>>155017828>huge mlp fan excited to watch it for the first time
>>155017835>Two racesAh yeah, all 2 dead races that don't matter as much beyond the bounds of their planet. And in come Eridan with the wand from the back room
>>155017855theyre not a satyr..
>>155017857>someone like aradia?oh you mean the girl who left and did not much of anything?
>>155017855yeah but i'm specifically talking about dirk's personal homoerotic pet projects here
>>155017862>all 2 dead races that don't matter as much beyond the bounds of their planetHey, worked on Earth C
>>155017818
>>155017872no fucking way you just said did not much of anything. but i meant it in regards to strenght
>>155017872>saved the day>Actually got god tier unlike her chud friends>Wasn't a Jack victimYou mean the winner and Troll kind's best and brightest?
>>155017866Bro his name is Del'fi, Who Aches to Be.
>>155017866>Ooooh I'm from an all-female squid species but deep down I know I was meant to be a member of all-male goat speciesCome on, it's not even that subtle
Test
every single day im reminded hussie squandered almost all the trolls either for the lulz or bcs he didnt know what to do with them
>>155017908built for carrying space pups just like her god
>>155017908>>155017922i brain farted for a second
Is this canon?
>>155017940nono hes not.
Deltritus has fallen. Billions must Combine.
>>155017930how do you manage twelve people at once
>>155017952You can't outrun the white miles bro
>>155017983maybe he shouldn't have written 12 new characters to manage?did he not think "will i be able to manage all of these characters?"
>bugs when you lift up a rock
>>155018016still great because each one of them covers a part about the history and traditions of alternia and i helps us write trolls
>>155018084>Rose humping RoxyWhat a freakWhy is she like this?
I want to issue an apology for the latter half of my thread turning to shit. I think I am actually cursed cause this happens *every* times I make a thread. But the johnjade part was fun though hahaha. Though we should start standardizing the noobie friendly formatting with the links to all impertinent resources. Other than that. How is everyone!!
>>155018259thread quality is fool's game you shouldn't worry about it so much
>>155015480I hate the fact that Mass Appeal is not famous, Crowpiss can axe it at any moment...
>>155016121This is the least of the problems with the final stretch of the comic, but it always bothered me that they defeated the Condesce without addressing the conditional immortality she received as English's Witch, transferred to her after she defeated the Handmaid way back when.
>be trolls on the meteor after your session went to shit >you're guaranteed to have reached top of your echeladders after beating the Black King which means you're eligible for god-tiering now>commit group suicide on the meteor(except for Vriska)>commit another group suicide on sacrificial slabs of your respective moons(NOTE: DO THAT BEFORE JACK NUKES PROSPIT AND DERSE)>everyone is now god-tierName a flaw with this plan
>>155018259>Though we should start standardizing the noobie friendly formatting with the links to all impertinent resources.What resources? You put in a link to the comic. Everyone coming to the Homestuck threads knows where to read Homestuck.
>>155018356Bro it just started.
>>155018259The only people bearing any responsibility for that are retards who refused to shut the fuck up and ignore a shartyfag
>>155018411Void powers bro, Roxy just conjured her mortality from nothing
>>155018415Clearly not. We have had more than a few noobs very confused on where to go. I think a few curious anons have wondered in here. Enough to where I think linking to the proper UHC GitHub and booru sites would provide the opportunity to indoctrinate yet more people into the fold.
>>155018453I guess that's as realistic an explanation as any. It should have been shown.
>>155018356>somebody please think of the adventure with 70 pagesAnonymous-dono...
>>155018455What would noobs get out of this comic? It was written in a particular time and place, about a previous time and place, and you need the cultural context of both times and places to fully appreciate what it's going for. To say nothing of how different the Homestuck experience is as a fully serial reader who missed out on the active and evolving fan experience (for good and ill).
>>155018448I didn't realize I was talking to a sharty fag till he said the words (neo naziesque environmentalist) at which point I realized that I promptly turned off my computer and went to bed. I thought he was just posting graphic design art he thought was cool cause he had an asthetic autism or something.
>>155018455>We have had more than a few noobs very confused on where to go.The fuck we have. Only that larper last thread asked unseriously to get people to engage with him.
>>155018515Personally I have introduced many people to Homestuck. Young and old. Homestuck is a good story *because* many different people can get so much from it, despite being outside of the cultural context from which the comic was relevant. I myself am an example of this. In fact, I learned about American culture, story structure, classical archetypes, etc etc, through Homestuck. I truly do believe that the best of Homestuck has a quality of timelessness seeped in its references. Noobs can *definently* get something out of Homestuck if they keep an open mind and don't mind looking up what a juggalo is every now and again .
>>155018538Well I meant over an extended period of time not just last thread. But yeah that was really unfortunate.
>>155018548Color art from davekat anon...very based....
What exactly makes the aspect systems so interesting for people?
>>155018617It's like astrology or Myers-Briggs personality types. Interesting boxes to read about and envision yourself within even though they're all vague nonsense that could apply to anyone on a particular day.
>>155018617Classpecting a system of archetypes. It is interesting because once you understand it. Applying a classpect to someone is equivalent to giving them a (if very vague and open) character arc. It's the perfect system for easily giving characters a direction they can go in, to the point to where classpects applied retroactively make perfect sense due to the way the system was designed. I.E you just know how a witch of breaths journey might play out, not in any specific details, but in broad strokes. It's a framing device for story telling and character building.
>>155018540You're right. I appreciate the response. It's just that the online world alone has changed so much, multiple times, since the comic's hayday, and even its later modern slant has become a historical curiosity as of late. So much time has passed that the familiar elements from the good old days of my early Internet youth are starting to feel more distant than warm. It's...odd.
>found a secret sburb.exe's author's secret web 1.0 neocities page with a guestbookYears of studying compsci and cybersecurity have finally paid off
>>155018656Many things have made us old school fans quite cynical. But think of it this way. To the noob, Homestuck isn't this sure thing. It's...the biggest webcomic in the world! 8000 pages! They learn about time travel, mythical worlds, gods heros and monsters! It *inspires* them. It inspires them to dream, to wonder what happens next, to fall in love with the characters. The same thing that happened to us! The comedy only accentuates that curiosity and wonder. The old world is gone, but it's remembered through things like Homestuck. And I think even a Gen z kid can get that. Even if there a chuddy little /co/ user.
>>155018744I hope so. At least the horrible ending can't hurt them as much since they won't have to invest years into it. But the comic really was something unique and special.
>>155018617It's genuinely one of the most unique power systems in fiction, just note the almost complete absence of elemental power shit most stories tend to resort to. Even Breath, the seemingly most "elemental" aspect, isn't actually thematically based on air/wind.
>>155018902There's also very little actual substance to it in canon, outside of a handful of relevant characters who have their titles explored and incorporated. There's no evidence the rest were ever seriously considered.
>>155018563davekat?
>>155018902well the vaugness of the power system allows it to be flexible. The fact that breath isn't really *about* air or wind, yet is so tied to it on a mechanical level is interesting. all of the cardinal aspects have elemental ties actually. time is fire, space is water, blood is earth, breath is air. the Blood = earth is the weakest link out of all of them, but it kind of ties into blood being about ancestry, legacy, and more hard/real/tangible things, and earth being the most stable and permanent of the elements.
>>155018941sorry, my brain died a little i meant to say Johnkat. sorry!!!
>>155018951>all of the cardinal aspects have elemental ties actually>space is waterBut anon, Jade's associated classical element is earth while water is Rose's element(and arguably also Vriska's if her planet being watery is of any indication)
>>155019003Personally i think space being water ties into motherhood/creation. And how space is the aspect of creation. Jade's planet is frosted over and Kanaya's is flooded, and both have to rectify that to expose the land in order to complete their quest. It's kind of a tossup as to which aspect of this is more important to you. But im leaning towards the water being important here. And of course this also leans into water being a direct opposite to fire.I was going to actually put space as earth myself, but that leaves Blood with nothing, and i felt blood had enough thematic connections to earth to say it links up with that.
Is Doc Scratch literally Arquius, the way Lord English is (mostly) Caliborn? The soul soup and ectobiological element of Scratch's creation are confusing.
>>155019128Yeah it is. I think Doc Scratch is basically an alter ego of all of the soul soup guys expressed differently than English. Since Doc Scratch has a different role than English and he knows what that is/where it leads, he acts accordingly. He knows he has to be a manipulator so he acts like one. It's bullshit but Doc Scratch's personality is paradoxical in nature most likely, he acts the way he does because he knows he will always act that way (save for the few points where he is genuinely caught off gaurd, to where you can see how quick to anger and destruction he is, just like a certain chud we all love). I think at the end of the day, the person expressed the most in all Caliborn varients is Caliborn himself, as he predominates everything, thats why English basically has 0 traits belonging to anyone else. Caliborn is just so mentally retarded that we never see his more conniving and manipulative side beyond crude schemes.
>>155019128Doc Scratch is more the cueball than anything. Lil Cal's influence in him only peeks out occasionally, like when he laughs.
>>155019080Jade's element being earth is absolutely unarguable though, pic related from the wiki. I suspect this basic association of the fours kids with four elements came to be a thing before hussie started properly conceptualizing the aspect system, and at that point the classical element idea was simply dropped along with the rest of the original one-year plotAlso on a funny side note virgo's associated classical element is earth so if we really cared about making straightforward associations between the trolls and the elements merely based on their zodiacs we'd get a Space player associated with earth anyway
>>155019169That's basically how I see it. I always liked the Jekyll and Hyde aspect of the two. The fusion gimmick puts me off a little, and I'm convinced the main reason he threw that in is the popularity of Steven Universe at that time.
>>155019128Hussie in the commentaries actually talks about this, in the rare moment of him saying something interesting and not yet another unfunny fucking joke>But we can kind of deduce that certain souls are more dominant in the Doc form, while others surface more in the LE form. It seems pretty clear that while Doc is alive, Dirk and Equius rise to the top, while Caliborn and Gamzee remain slumbering. And when LE is summoned, it's the opposite (which should be pretty obvious, since clearly the guy is just a grown up Caliborn, and unfortunately, he also honks). The Dirkisms running through his dialogue are pretty clear. Aside from the basic tone and intellectual aggression, he also refers to himself as an "uncle" figure. (Dirk is technically Rose's father. But the Dirk splinter stored in Cal is actually his Auto Responder Al duplicate, making him more like Dirk's twin, i.e. Rose's uncle.) Then you have a few beats of conversation which bring Equius to mind, such as the creep-factor, the general feeling of humorlessness, and the "No it's not, Yes it is, No it's not..." dialogue which is the type of interaction we've seen him have with Nepeta a few times already.
>>155019177Damn you anon, you made a way smarter reading than i did. >>155019193Jade is definitely an earth girl, her plant motif and all that. I am just saying i think thats more of a wrinkle of early homestuck. And i dont think that entirely kill the notion of space having connotations to Water in itself. Of course, you can always flip blood and space to blood being water and space being earth. It doesn't really matter since the actual comic doesn't really make any of these connections matter beyond time being fire and breath being wind.
>>155019176sometimes it feels like the dirkjohn people are manifesting this ship out of thin air and it's working. i'm half expecting them to fuck by the end of the comic
>>155018951>>155019265Is there actually any general association of time with fire beyond dave and his planet? Land of Quartz and Melody was hardly firery and we don't see Aradia doing anything with fire through the comic
>>155019224hussie's impeccable ability to reverse engineer shit that was never originally intended may be his most fearsome quality
>>155019224Oh, huh, I guess he is. Fair enough. I always saw the parallels and thought him being Rose's uncle counterpart would be clever. A subtle Caliborn influence is still necessary, of course. Still confused by his line stating he has a real name, the way Slick is actually a Jack Noir.
The one time we could make case for fire being summoned as an elemental magic is when dead Tavros uses SICK FIRESI could make a good argument why a Breath player out of all people being able to do that makes absolute sense but assuming Hussie dug that deep into fine nuances of Abrahamic theology would be almost certainly giving him too much credit.
>>155019340Nope! But i think just like with jade and her planet, that should be something to look at when analyzing the aspect. like i said, hussie *never* elaborates on any of this, so it doesn't really matter.
>>155019326>dirkjohn people are manifesting this ship out of thin airThat's the plan>fuck by the end of the comicThat's also the plan
>>155019504i gotta admit dirkjohn niggas make some of the most baller artsy ship art i have ever seen. it is beautiful how much i feel for a ship like this, despite not giving a SINGLE fuck about it. I *need* to channel this power for johnjade.
>>155019401 (Samefag)>dug that deep into fine nuances of Abrahamic theology Forgot to add that some basic knowledge of classical philosophy and theology(at least in its gnostic form) is absolutely required to understand Breath vs Blood dichotomy anyway which is why I'm not ruling out with 100% certainty
>>155019504i respect the grind even if it distracts from the more righteous and virtuous stridercest
Dirkjohn is an ultimate clash of homosexuality and heterosexuality so John turning into a bifag to have gay buttsex with Dirk automatically means total Dirk victory even if he gets beheaded immediately after(or while) he cums
(only females answer) what filthy MOIDS are there in homestuck?
>>155019759dirk. i hate him.
>>155018356>Crowpiss can axe it at any moment...I intend to finish it even if it never gets popular
which hs charaacters would like coke and which would like pepsi, hsg?
>>155019759not dirk we love him
>>155019868Who would actively prefer Pepsi? You never hear food service ask "Is Coke okay?" It's only ever the alternative, not that it's worse enough to turn down when it's what they have.
>>155019918me. i perfer pepsi. as a child i only ever drank pepsi, so the coke taste is foreign to me, even after many years of living in america. Pepsi is also cheaper where i live which helps.
>>155019918ok karkat jeez.....
>>155019940are you norwegian
Do you think Homestuck 2 manages to end before everyone involved starts eating each other alive for one reason or another?
>>155019959nah, im worse (filipina)
>>155019975that also tracks
>>155020022forgive me hsg. im sorry.
Now for the real REAL question: which one prefers pepsi and which one prefers coke? Pick your answer wisely /hsg/
>>155020113they both drink coke because they're not sociopaths/filipino
>>155020113what if they drank sprite
>>155019975I forgive you
>>155020178That could only mean davejadejohn
>>155020113Both would drink mountain dew. John because he actually likes it. Dave hates it but pretends to like it ironically
the real answer is dave drinks flat rc cola bro stole from a subway fountain machine and john drinks coke
My most distinct memory of the ending is glancing at the video timer to see just how much of the runtime was being wasted on animating that frog and being crushed by the realization.
>>155020113pepsi and coke more like penis and cock HAW
porn of her when, drawfags?
new drawing
>>155016099okay so it's nothing like I expected. I thought it was some power fantasy meta thing where people larp having super powers or something>>155016119just curious my niga
>>155020560kawaii
>>155020470She platonically pisses me off so much just from that sprite alone
>>155019840>I intend to finish itSO WHERE'S THE UPDATE FAGET
heh
>>155020732you know you wanna fucker anon, its in the cards
>>155020470give me an hour
>>155020816include braces!
>>155020560He has his whole life ahead of him
>>155018492An anon cannot share his love for a msfpa ?
>>155020832okay braces anon
>>155020816thank you anon! god speed
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>>155020317Andrew truly had no love for his Tumblr fandom (aside from their money and clout) if he couldn’t bring himself to toss out his original 1-year project ending in favor of something that actually fit the 7-year project.
GUUYYYYYS PLEEEEASEEEE DRAW SOMETHINGGGGGhttps://r9.whiteboardfox.com/96386213-6364-3304
>>155021213Someone be a peach and draw Mom Lalonde masturbating with her ass propped up on that velvet pillow she put in front of the fridge.
here you guys go. Someone requested "Blueblooded Jade"! now unfortunately i misinterpreted "Blue" to mean "indigo" as in Equius. I only realize now that they probably meant vriska. I always have called equius a "blue blood" and vriska a "cobalt blood" that makes more sense to me personally. Sorry for the misunderstanding guys.
heres the human (ish) version of this pose.
>me when vriska kills me but the sheer stank she emitts from not taking showers created a god-tier bed which allowed me to then ascend to god tier
>>155021350>>155021360>indigo girlie who might or might not be a witchMaybe it's not suitable for 8/8 but I sure as a fuck won't complain about that development, thanks for the delivery anon
>>155021479lol i think i got it into my head that i wanted to do a super angry agressive jade who was even more into guns than regular jade. so i kind of completly didnt think about the fact that maybe they meant vriska because i asked during 8/8. im glad you like it!! i will contiinue to try my best for the coming suggestions.
>>155015480> *BUUUUUURP* Homestuck isn't dead, JohnThe Homestuck fan begins to chuckle> B-Beyond Canon is actually peak fiction, John, you just don't understand post-canonThe Homestuck fan adjusts his Vriska shirt barley containing his fat belly> Y-you see nothing that happened in the original comic matters anymore because it's ALL DUBIOUSLY CANONthe Homestuck fan laughs, scattering stale Faygo crumbs across his keyboard> W-wake up fucking normies, the Epilogues being miserable was INTENTIONAL The Homestuck fan can barely contain his full-bellied laughter as another 40-page conversation about narrative relevance begins> VRISKA'S BACK JOHN> VRISKA IS THE FUCKING GIRLBOSS JOHN> Vriska fixes the timeline> Vriska fixes John> Vriska fixes Vrissy> Vriska fixes the plot> Vriska fixes your marriage> Vriska fixes the economy> Vriska explains the lore while everybody else stands thereThe Homestuck fan falls from his chair, convulsing with uncontrollable laughter> S-SHE'S IMPORTANT BECAUSE THE STORY KEEPS TELLING ME SHE'S IMPORTANT> mmmmmm character agency> VRISKA: HANDLE LITERALLY EVERYTHINGthe retarded Homestuck fan's heart explodes, and he dies waiting for the next Beyond Canon update
Also I've decided to begin my transition journey into a cute and valid trans girl ^_^Wish me luck /hsg/!
>>155021417>vriska stankBrother your only path is ascending to hell-tier
I knew James Roach wouldn't save it the moment he decided to continue on with the story established by the Epilogues instead of burning it all down and starting anew like he should have.
>>155021577what are your pronouns.
i like equigam cause it allows me to self insert as the absolute epitome of blueblooded masculinity and pretend for a moment that im not a fat ass nigger
>>155021779It should have rebooted with Nepeta back to life out of nowhere, blinking, as she get splashed with blood by another character getting killed in a badass way. 0 feelings, all epic
>>155021892Honestly? Sure, why the fuck not
>>155020470https://files.catbox.moe/lqkr8b.pngkind of sucks but wtvr
>>155021857You've got being sweatiness and being a sub bitch nailed down, just try to get into lifting and your Equiusation shall be complete
>>155021906 (me)also i'm not that same anon who also said they would i just had the same idea
>>155021906woahhh, rad find, do you know the artist? if it's you, good job!!! (also damnt hats fast)
>>155021929it is, ty ^_^
>>155020747https://mspfa.com/?s=69184&p=73My bad bro here it is, it should've been out yesterday but I got distracted
>>155021933christ! way to fast!!! you are like the flash man. In the time it took you to draw that all i could do was that jade sketch @-@well really good to see your art here. good job.
>>155021906Damn! that is pretty good.
yo cameraman lift the camera a slight bit please
>>155021941Finally, bless you crowpiss
>>155021914the issue here is that there are absolutely no gyms near me, but i could always just buy my own equipment and get off my ass for once.
>>155022039he has such a feminine figure..
we are all getting molested with this one *fire emoji* *fire emoji*
>>155022212worst thing i have ever seen in my life, you have perfected this style.
>>155021906oh nicely done anon! looks great the way she looks manic is hot
do you guys like overtly edgy homestuck fanart where every homestuck character is crying about thier feelings and gender.
>>155022398Sorry this can’t be edgy
>>155022398i am someone who loves drama in my homestuck art, but that specific type made by twitter users is kind of tiring and not exactly cringe, but like, a little offputting. tryhard is probobly the word.
>>155022491dont give jade a portal gunshe'll start to get "ideas"
>>155022439eh, honestly, it gets bored. where is the trauma surrounding gamzee's dental habits. now that's horror.
The feeling of a finger sliding into my butt, mmmmm... the sexiest homestuck character is probably Equius, I want him inside my hungry little butt.
>>155022524hot clown breath on my cock
The most chopped woman in fiction
>>155022655Mid functioning autistic, cleft lip, probably screams in distress when she sees a penis, anyone who wants to fuck her is sick in the head.
>>155022039Stop sexualizing men with small feet its mean
>>155021906i NEED to cum inside her immediately…
>>155022655>>155022715Don’t say this crap about Nepeta, the most kawaii >>155022601I wouldn’t have sex with them. I would Torture thrm
>>155022736i need to see his toes immediately
>>155022736start sexualizing men with big feet instead.
>>155022876Thats gay
>>155022864He has no future his life is over
who got the smallest and biggest feet of all time. go.
>>155022864>no glassesHe's absolutely gonna trip up and spill these gushers everywhere
>>155022924Nepeta and Equius, obviously
>>155022924>smallestrose>biggest equius
>>155022934hes trying to be pretty and stuff
thread going into feet now
>>155022864Honestly you can see the resemblance to Harry Anderson here
>>155022924do this again but split up by gender
feet of the beta trolls from smallest to largestnepetakarkattavros kanaya aradia sollux eridan feferi vriskagamzee equius
>>155023024who is better at footjobs and who fucking sux at givin' em
oh fuck me. i drew something.
why are we... *zzzztalking about feet?
I like to draw feet for purely human interest reasons and because of their subtle forms
>>155023108erotic to a degree
>>155023086Somehow I'm not surprised a ticklefag got won over by footfaggotry
>>155023024fuck! i forgot terezi, shes right after vriska.
>>155023108Footfags have invaded the threads
>>155023108THIS IS A PURELY INTELLECTUAL DIALOGUE ABOUT FEET STOP MAKING IT WEIRD YOURE BEING WEIRD
>>155023086cock shock? nah we got feet shock
>>155023161i think those things massively overlap. see, literally any tickle content will almost always have feet.
>>155023073eridan sucks at giving them and frankly finds it kind of gross, terezis a footjob goddess.
>>155023221i see i seethank you anon, very nice
>>155023221no. nepeta with those paws? ever heard of a pawjob?
>>155023191
You think Candy Jade teleported her loads into Rose’s womb after they had yiffy to try for a bonus kid? What about into kanaya’s brekkie so that when she planned to fully join the family she wouldn’t suspect any taste difference in larger quantities
>>155023409you should write a fanfic instead of this
>>155023373karkat gives ok footjobsyes or nah
>>155023073>sollux, karkat, vriska, eridandegrades you the whole time, lets you know what a disgusting little loser freak you are for getting off on this>aradia, tavros, kanaya, equiusdoesn't say anything to you, just kind of looks bewildered. thinks it feels weird but kind of nice too>gamzee, feferikind of chill with it, not their thing per se but happy to go through with it. giggly, visibly having fun>nepeta, terezifull on freak about it, very eager and skilled and is a massive tease about it. dirty talks too. licks your fluids off afterwards
>>155023483>tavroscome on that guy cant even give a footjob
>>155023483 (me)you probably shouldn't get the footjob from equius it will break your dick off (or your pussy if you're anything like me)
>>155023492fine. stubjob. better?
Kalian delfin stirrup legging footjobs
>>155023483hot, well done anon this seem quite on characterwhat if it were the beforus trolls?
>>155023492You lack the visionImagine setting his robofeet to vibration mode
>>155021906can u draw him pretty please
>>155023024>tavros having smaller feet than kanaya
>>155023558>draw him prettygayyyy
>>155023493ew that sounds extremelly unsanitary
>>155018656Someone who gets that into it and is curious has plenty of options to hear about the context it was made in. I think people can appreciate it for what it is and dig in more via fandom if they get hooked, still pretty true to the symbiotic internet experience.
>>155023557tavros robot feet and funny expressions....
>>155023558give me like 2hr or so
>>155023444If I had the time and skill there would be an entire MSFPA about it or about the perspective of being a child of Jade on a planet where she wasn’t as unhappy but still does all of that
>>155023557I was thinking more about paralyzed legs but sure
>>155023580equius would match your freak and clean himself before footjobbing you anonhe has class
>>155023593you go artist man you go...
>>155023582Fucked up he never drew tavros with robolegs, I'm sure he'd have gone all the way through instead of drawing just that weird things up to the thighs
>>155023695lmao the censoringidk why he didnt but his tavros are the best
>>155023729feet >>>>>>>>>> tickling
>>155023729Those feet are facing the wrong way this makes no anatomical sense unless theyve been twisted like pretzels. Immersion ruined.
>>155023729This John looks like he could be a nymph
Where is all the Caretaker and Meemaw porn bro, why are you gatekeeping it?
>>155023729you waited months for the topic to come so you could post this.
>>155023729who getting the best nut from the tickling here?
>>155023797dave
>>155023765>Meemaw pornWhy do you want to masturbate to a reddit award
>>155023748they are facing the right way though if they're laying on their stomachs with their feet behind them
>>155023797Obviously dave
>>155023797look at dave man hes not laughing hes fucking HEAVING, hes busting the biggest nut of his life
>>155023816I am a fuarking retard
>>155023813shes soft looking and very cute also looks like she’d give the best head youve ever had comparable to prime John sloppy
nepeta_pawjob.png
>>155023786howd you know?
>>155023558donehttps://files.catbox.moe/rjal0u.png
>>155023920what is this "child's coloring book" ass artstyle
>>155023924anon, your art is so good it almost pains me to look at how good it is. i feel like a total chump, but that just means i have to try even harder.
>>155023924i didnt expect him to be naked but its just as welcome!
kino
>>155023920anon theres way better feet stuff from homestuck than this>>155023924amazingly done anon another banger
heres the next request i have finished.
>>155023924+ full coverage ver because i think it's cutehttps://files.catbox.moe/34xb3w.png
>>155023983is she gonna touch him or...?
>>155024007AGHHHHH ITS SO FUCKIN PEAK. i cant handle it. i kneel to you.
>>155023969it's never too late anon.. it gets better...>>155023973>>155023981also ty ^_^
>>155024007based drawfag please keep drawing more
>>155024015dont worry anon im on the case.
>>155023983please see my epic drawings prospitcest anon..>>155022864
>>155023729>>155023920>john's hair>that angle of eridan's horns on the first pic>sollux having transparent glasses on the first pic>tavros having wrong horns>gamzee without face paint>gamzee that jacked>all while equius, the one guy who should be beefy as fuck, looks like a little girlAtrocious, it's like the author doesn't care about these characters enough to truly want to subject them to his fetish. Where's the pession and attention to the detail? Other than on the soles but that's a given here
I need to know when moon opens comms
>>155024054>>155022864I think this drawing is not only super awsome, but also impressive, i highly appreciate seeing your art here, and i hope to continue seeing more from you :) I believe in you.
>>155023924>>155024007Holy moly
>>155023729>>155023920sad that the only foot fetish art us gamzeebros ever get is this deviantart tier shit
>>155024036fuck yes...>>155024030>it's never too late anon.. it gets better...you inspire me to at least practice nsfw anon
bro's wobblemeat
>>155024058the only likely answer is that they were comms.
>>155024092we see the foot anon..
>>155024097neither of these words are in the bible
>>155024092
>>155024112no shit genius thats tthe point
i'm cheeky little scrub and already drew this thing a while ago.
>>155024027will you be gooning to this
Show me some hooves and tentacles bro, at least try to win me over
>>155024121https://www.kenough.org/fun-stuff/bronesis-chapter-1/
>>155024144considering i am the same person who went on a long winded rant about how much i think Ross lalonde would be one of the hottest characters conceived of in fiction, i just might anon. I just might. But i *cant* goon. I have to draw these requests, for the thread, for the anons! and for me!!!! i have to prove i can also make kino art. just like that same anon who drew ross...
>>155024155now we just need to find the wobblemeat
>>155024134Alternian culling if it was based.
>>155024134happy crab right there
>>155024075 (Me)anyways, does anybody know of any artists willing to draw male feet i could comm once i get my paycheck? itd be a plus if they were shota friendly too.
why is homestuck porn so lackluster, especially of the boys. what if i want to see a boy with some nice curves? but everyone's flat! flat as a wooden board!
>>155024244Because it's babby's first drawfag fandom
>>155023924This could be me but the world is cruel and unjust
>>155024244Only people who tolerate the epilogues stick around which means everyone with dignity leaves
>>155024244most of the people drawing porn of the boys are girls who want their boys to look like boys
https://files.catbox.moe/q9a9on.pngShe couldn't keep her hands to herself.
blud
>>155024134you could stab, poison, decapitate a troll, but every troll fears THIS torture.
>>155024822Look mom! I'm on TV!!!(Or well my OC is)
>>155024613oh boy she's going to town
>>155024874What is she like? Is she evil and fucked up? Or just sadg
>>155024887She is a stubborn and hardheaded girl, despite her emotional intelligence and kindness, she is quite forceful with her methods. She constantly tries to compose herself, act calm and kind, but has a deep hidden temper, more akin to an outburst from Gohan than Karkat. Unlike the troll she shares classpects with (kankri), she is far more able to organize and rally those to fight against injustice. Tbh, she is just suppose to be me but with rose lalonde and Karkat mixed in. So sorry if all this sounds so bullshit and vauge.
>>155024985No that jives
>>155022039Levi's shapely and defined calves...Requesting Crowpiss draw a full body of Levi on his tippy toes, reaching up to the point his shirt lifts and exposes his sultry waist while his firm booty sticks out.Please...
>>155021941What the heck is wrong with her?
>>155025017Oh and of course she's a pervert fujo like me. Very important. She also has a troll form (candy blood, limebloods are lame and can suck it )
>>155025033Counselor...
>>155025086prospitcest anon is… black?
>>155025052She likes to watch.
>>155025086cute troll prospitcest anon
sorry for the bad colors, the actual files are too big for the site. so i had to compress em
this is a little thingy for the anon that likes ross
Do he bounce on it like that?
>>155025367Amazing now hes in minecrsft or smthn
>>155025367thank you...thank you anon
>>155025413thank you too
https://files.catbox.moe/ip8dih.png (final panel)https://files.catbox.moe/iexbzl.png (full comic)Here you go anon! I kinda went a little crazy with your request, how could I not!
>>155025375I need him to bounce on my cock ASAP
>>155025723GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY!
>>155023892The only “paw job” I’m interested in from Nepeta is giving her a job running around on her paws in my home
>Jade still wears dresses>The same thing that lead to John seeing her dick during the wedding receptionOne breeze is all it will take
>>155026299sorry kinda ran outta steam. sorry other requesters, hahaha, ill try to get you all soon.
>>155025723based really love it gonna go send it to my somno fetish friend
don't know if anyone's already posted this or not (these threads move too fast these days) but hussie finally wrote his mandatory xillennial troll's remorse statement due to the accidental black sun in the new classpect symbol designshttps://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vT4OM_5HvYaaACImvM9LAXBdPu6wE2GoTdcfzSh6L5XY_65qS3RU9bNbw8tPRH2QtfRKGFEHrbVbAyt/pub
>>155021577Sadly, the og comic is good, the conclusion was perfect, but Hussie that gay 'tard couldn't handle fading into irrevelancy
>>155026761Clitty locked vibesImagining being at a con with a Homestuck panel, holding up a sign with this printed out on it, and saying “clitty locked vibes” over and over. It would make my life so happy to do this, and cause extremely meaningful chaos
>>155026761When is he going to apologize for the awful ending?
all this prospitcest drawing has made me wanna draw dersecest too. dersecest is peak.
>>155027501only if its rose teasing the shit out of dave the whole time, rose is at her best when she's teasing men and dave is at his best when he's flustered
>>155027501A weapon to surpass metal gear
>>155027527>>155027580i wanna write rose masturbating to her own doomed versions memories of rose and dave fucking and then her balling her eyes out in disgust because shes dating kanaya. bonus points if she does all of that literally right next to a sleeping kanaya. if i write any dersecest its gonna be some forbidden romance where both are in relationships, not because i love cheating but because thats a taboo multiplier.
Being hugged by Nepeta would be so healing … alas, the folly of a fictional character lover
>>155024613I can't believe Jade did this...
I don't like Jade Harley.
>>155027056Best we could get is an apology for the epilogues because ipgd was "problematic" and, for example, "inserted problematic of sexualized and fetishistic content into a story read by minors"
Just ate a pineapple donut and now the whole room smells like syrup.Spiritually I'm a fat fuck trapped in a bad bitch with big tits' body.
>>155027547kek now I now need to find the other /v/ edit of arthur like the one that inspired this pic
>>155028201She ate that like a dog treat and then obliterated several people, my goat doesn't fold.English-Harley MVP just like always
>>155028263drools
I think something that always bugs me when it comes to mtf Roxy is that you're telling me they are in a world of gods, magic, aliens, robot bodies, sprites, and other shit and you're telling me there was no way to just give her a new body instead of having to transition medically like people IRL do? It always irks me that you have people making the fictional scenario where a character can give themselves a new magic body in the gender they want yet they choose to depict fully that they were once the gender they supposedly felt uncomfortable with.Which funny enough gbf of all things somehow has like 3 major trans ones where one was an old man who made immortal body to be a little girl, the next is a wrestler with a male body but goes by female pronouns and these two have an active convo on the subject of getting the latter a new body and she declines because she prefers to respect the body her parents gave birth to and some how that was one of the few justifications I deemed fair on respecting since the last one is someone androgynous who just wants to be seen as a girl but is afraid of being ostracized despite looking the most feminine possible with no effort and already accepted by others as a female.
hairy manpussy in my mouf right now please and thank you
>>155028539Does meat Roxy not have a dick? I've never asked since well Meat Roxy hasn't done tons yet and only Candy Roxy has a kid but is it ever stated how far he transitioned before they left for BC's ride in the ship?
>>155028550We got t-dick if y'want.
>>155028550mancunt is better
>>155028539I need to kill myself
>>155028465theoreticaly you could just go to jade and ask but i doubt she has the abilities to make a dick thats not canine and make it workable
>>155028637Debatably, at least based on the commentary from those working with the comic, she can't graft a dick on to people. She could telefrag and explode people sure but essentially if you ask her to give you a dick it's gonna have to come from someone else, be essentially ripped off by her powers and they surgically connected to you which telefrag could debatably help with since on the highest level she could in theory connect veins and arteries seamlessly. It would still just be surgery but technically cleaner due to powers
>>155028557ugly image
most mentally stable heart player
>>155028701Just cause Nepeta died doesn't remove her from holding the title dirk.
>>155028653okay. lets talk about SRS. even like with alright medics the dick looks kinda bad. jade has the tools but i dont think she can do surgeries like this because they are complicated. but the GOOD PART is that roxy CAN CHOOSE THE SIZE.
>>155028705shutup catgirl you live in a cave cause you were too autistic to build your own house
matter fact. equius has more medical feata then jade. he could whip on a fire robodick on roxy
>>155028732feats*
>>155028723Actually you gotta remember Jade is quite literally one of the smartest if not THE smartest human alive, she understands quantum physics and reality and has since she was a kid and god tiered, she could 100% easily be a doctor or better given she also knew all physical laws of different universes as well by her own admission. She's also the one person to not die from understanding Ultimate Self to dateShe is technically the smartest person alive from Earth-C, hell she somehow left the black hole on her own to chase Yiffy before they formed a real plan too. She could easily perfectly surgically give a person a dick if she cared to. If granpa were alive he's actually kinda even with Equius too since he made Jadebot
>>155028732You know that inevitably means horsecock Roxy, right anonymous? Do you really want that to happen? Do you want Roxy with a equine peanus weenus to happen?
>>155028882>Not wanting to see the dog and horse sword fight in the climax of the story as Dirk has to try to face both
>>155028756the thought of jade being smarter than rose is scary.but lets really think, material of trans dicks are from the skin arms or legs of donors, jade can get some organic skin easily by just making it appear. then maybe jade could fix the erectile dysfunction problem, which occurs Because the constructed tissue does not contain natural erectile chambers, a secondary surgical procedure is required to place an implantable prosthetic device (either rigid rods or a pump-activated hydraulic system) to enable penetrative sex. simce its natural tissue, roxy might get that thang hard like normal.
>>155028756>Jade is quite literally one of the smartest if not THE smartest human aliveWhere exactly are you pulling this information from anon?
>>155028756>Jade is a STEMfag>Jade is a furfag>STEMfags are often furfagsBRAVO HUSSIERAVO
>>155028913Name anyone else who knows the physical laws of not just their universe but multiple, is the master of physics. These are from back after she god tiered and was brining up the brief info to john as well as making it easier to understand on short notice on why she couldn't warp them straight to the new session. She says it all herself during the starting of their journey on the ship. She's also avid in nuclear physics from pre god tier stuff since she was interested in that amongst furry stuff and robotics. Her brain has always been fairly massive, fusing with Bec and being the Witch of Space just made her brain expand like several times more than it already was
>>155028908Roxy god tiered so by all accounts she could theoretically use her powers to make a compatible dick appear and then have surgery to attach it, above this portion, since they are conditionally immortal gods, In theory you can abuse the revival system to also possibly try to make the dick work better by having her die and revive after the surgery which may aid in the nerv connections as well as gaining the necessary additional tissue or factoring in Jake who can, as far as the writers were concerned, make the impossible possible so he could add a bit of hope power onto the dick graft and skip the extra surgery by hoping the dick into working
https://youtu.be/FKlxI-nGBWM?t=124Fun note: The BC writers said Jade could unironically do this to people if she really wants to, just grow your bones beyond your body to kill you or make you explode.
>>155028986male pronous, first of all but if you were godtier i feel like youd still not want to die. if feels painful to die, and lets not really include jake because hes a wildcard and this is mostly about jade
i wish i could make eridan happybut he always makes me sad
>>155029006still a dave victim
sburb.exe updatenearly shriveled up and died because petpeta missed a day
>>155030109I can't believe kiki said the retard word
im so autistic is forget the typing quirks when im writting a fanfic
>>155030109Are you going to link it retard?
>>155030720Not that anon buthttps://mspfa.com/?s=49229&p=917
Good morning guys :D
>>155031037are you drawing these of your oc? they're so cute if you are
>>155031037prospitcest anon bewilders hsg
>>155031156Yeah. Her names Kisha.
johnjadefag, have you thought about making an edit or a redraw of johnjade's version of tacklepounce? It could be with any version of these two you fancy
>>155031037Morning!>>155031304She cute
>>155031385Never actually thought about making a panel edit. Maybe I should. Hmmmm
I can't make a new thread, so to the next guy who makes a thread. Please please please copy past this and put it on the first message. RESOURCES:Last Session:The comichttps://homestuck.com/the better way to read ithttps://uhca.carrd.cothe boorumspabooru.com(This makes it more noob friendly :D)
>>155031803>>155031803
archive it please.
