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DOOM EDITION

QOTT: What does being doombound mean to you. What seperates it from the other aspects, specifically, Time.

RESOURCES: https://homestuck.net/
Last Session: >>155049110

The comic
https://homestuck.com/

the better way to read it
https://uhca.carrd.co

the booru
mspabooru.com

WHITEBOARD!
https://r9.whiteboardfox.com/96386213-6364-3304
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>>155063473
more people should draw selfcest
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>They still want to get fucked like the women they are
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>>155063498
ok now you are just showing your fetish non
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>>155063498
you dont need to be a woman to want to get fucked like a woman. i want to get fucked like a woman all the time when karkat is on screen.
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>>155063495
karkat is so based to be canonically into selfcest. holy. this and many mkre reasons he is my top 3 fav trolls.
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>>155063473
This is doom
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I will mever forgive hussie for how he fumbled something so intuitive as rosemary
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>>155063534
I too wish to have karkat have sex with me. Imagine how shivery he would be, he would be so concerned about you, because hes a real bleeding heart like that, half suppressing his violent troll instincts, half trying to be strong.
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rate last thread
https://poal.me/scqn6j
https://poal.me/scqn6j
https://poal.me/scqn6j
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>>155063550
me the seamtress and i pull a silly psedo psychologist that is a novelist.
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>>155063473
Stop adding + Fan works & More!!
Stop adding this shit.
>RESOURCES: https://homestuck.net/
>The comic
>https://homestuck.com/
>the better way to read it
>https://uhca.carrd.co
>the booru
>mspabooru.com
>WHITEBOARD!
>https://r9.whiteboardfox.com/96386213-6364-3304

You've been adding it every thread you make and it's fucking stupid and useless.
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>>155063597
shut up nigger its useful
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>>155063593
im so glad people keep the strilonders little guys.
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>>155063597
jade you are cranky because you didnt ate you doggie cookies yet.
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>>155063608
TO FUCKING WHO? WHO HAS EVER USED THESE OR WANTED THEM TO BE ADDED?
NOBODY HAS EVER USED THE BOORU AND YOU KEEP ADDING THE SHITTY THINGS EVERY TIME IT'S REMOVED.
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>>155063523
Only commenting on what I saw last thread. It's funny because what you're saying literally applies to >>155063443. Sorry, anon, but I've already got primo pussy I'm fucking, I'm not interested in ugly women.
>>155063534
Yeah, but you're a faggot. Bit different from being a woman who wants to get fucked like a woman.
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>>155063641
shhhh shhhh shooo it is ok it is alright.
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>>155063498
Doomfucker anon, be honest with us.
Would you go for this handsome indigo blooded gentleman? You know, he's eager and just so happens to be doom-bound.
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>>155063608
>hmmmm
>the thread where only people who have read homestuck post
>i ought to add where to read it
Retarded nigger.
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>>155063641
>NOBODY HAS EVER USED THE BOORU
lie
>WANTED THEM TO BE ADDED?
3 whole ass threads
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>>155063662
All made by one person.
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>>155063641
and what harm is it causing
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>doom thread
>every poster loses like 30 iq points
>attracts retards only

go back to the feet threads we had it so good
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>155063653
man this is even more sad because doesn't matter and you are pushing it. why are you even here being a weirdo about randoms's phisionomy? get off with your issues.
give a break to yourself.
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>>155063658
>Doomfucker
Where the fuck did that come from? I think you've got the wrong guy, I don't find Doom players particularly attractive.
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>>155063659
>the people who are going to start reading it
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>>155063659
I've seen a couple anons swing by here looking to try homosuck for the first time
at the very least it's inoffensove to add just in case
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MY VERY IMPORTANT AND OBJECTIVELY CORRECT IDEA: let's keep the OP simple (edition, qott, last thread) and then make resource posts in the thread, the way TADCfags do it(>>155056072)
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>Says Nothing: The Post
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>>155063662
that is what im noticing. honestly i will just ignore they will come with new and annoying methods of discussion derailment.
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when i was about 15 or so, i accidentally walked in on my dad while he was changing. he was packing absolute absolute heat, im talking like 6 inches SOFT. definitely a shower, not a grower.
thats how i know id be hung if i were born a male, god had no choice but to nerf me.
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>>155063658
>droopy eye SEXO
>on a peice of shit character
why did hussie do this to me
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The ominous horse looks for it's next victim.
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>>155063658
nah i want to beat him into a pulp.
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>>155063735
>god had no choice but to nerf me.
based way to think of it. my mom referred to my dad as having a "horsecock" (deragatory) too
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>>155063718
Why the fuck would you want two posts when you only need one
Don’t be a retard please
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>>155063788
nta but if i was you id fuck with my dad
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>>155063745
maplehoofs a filly
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>>155063738
There is nothing, I repeat, NOTHING, that's stopping you from hatefucking him.
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>>155063820
my brother has one too, if the outline of his boxerbriefs when he waltzed around the house is to be believed
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>>155063495
Jade selfcest is good, but it’s hard to beat out Aradia here. She is simply the best.
>Like 6 different versions to pull from with a wide variety of flavours
>Time power shenanigans means she can do it with any version of herself at any time
>Spends literal hundreds of years dicking around in the dream bubbles on top of that
>Loves herself (!important for selfcest!), instead of being constantly disgusted by her forced tranny-dog body
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>>155063843
like tavros I am defective and incapable of caliginous solicitations
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>>155063735
>Dick size stays relatively the same for showers when flaccid or erect, meaning there's no point mentioning that it was flaccid
>Tries to make some distinction between showers and growers, when theoretically a grower could have a bigger dick when erect anyway, so there's no fucking point in bringing it up
If you didn't point it out, we would all be able to tell you're a woman from just how utterly female this post is.
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>>155063892
and you?
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>>155063473
I always viewed doom players as having a deeper understanding of cruelty than the others in their group. Not that others haven't experienced bad things of course but I see doom players as knowing more about the reasoning, patterns and whatnot while coming to peace with this reality easier than everyone else. This coming to peace may feel like apathy towards the situation but I don't think that's how they would feel on average. In the comic their powers seem to manifest as warnings to come that feel prophetic and I'd be interested in an expansion of their abilities but I've never been super geeked out about god tier powers and don't know what the general fandom perception of said powers are.
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>>155063713
1 every 40 threads this was so needed.
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>>155063892
anon you cant be thirsting for your dad and brother likes this
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>>155063918
bro is the cock analyzer. the observer of cocks
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>>155063617
I have said it before but my headcanons for the beta kids is.

(At 13)
John 5'2 (156 cm), has a "skinny fat" body because of his poor diet and lack of exercise.
Dave 5'4 (162 cm). Lean but dehydrated looking, both because he can't find consistent access to water, and partially because it makes him look more fit.
Rose 5'4 (162 cm), An almost fairy like and frail looking girl. Skinny body, almost delicate looking.
Jade 5'8 (173 cm). Extremely fit body, but not toned like Dave, her strength can come as a surprise to the unsuspecting. Also note, her eyesight is not particularly poor in spite of her glasses, she just likes to keep them on cause they are cute.

At 16-18+

John, 5'8 (173 cm). John has now experienced his growth spurt. It happens very suddenly and late. 2 Potential routes i flip flop on. Skinny nerdy white adult, or a more standard fit masculine build, perhaps even an inbetween..
Dave 5'10 (178 cm). Maintaining his 2 inch lead over egbert, he has experienced a massive growth spurt of his own, but more gradually. His shoulders now wider, but not as wide as dirk, having that stronger looking build, but retaining some of that scrappy energy he had in his youth.
Rose 5'4 (162 cm). Rose has not grown an inch in her puberty, she probably reached the height she was at 13 through the only growth spurt she would ever have. Her body has however grown fuller, she has not entirely lost her sense of fragility, but she is no longer a cutting board.
Jade: 6'4 (193 cm) The most violent growth spurt of them all, boosted by her radioactive biology. She has grown tall and strong, She can maintain a more modest physic, but all it takes is her to change her mind, and her body can spill with energy, and her physic can resemble a super heroes. Retains her soft and friendly face through all of it though. Minimal body hair (probably still becomes a jungle down there if she neglects to shave however)
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>>155063927
the second it was added there was an anon wanting to get into hometuck because of roxy
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>>155063937
Basic male knowledge is basic male knowledge, I know it's hard for like half of the thread to relate.
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>>155063962
That one anon can die.
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>>155063811
>Why the fuck would you want two posts
Paranoia after years of using the site. One day the mods and the jannies might suddenly start PMSing over the general format being too in the face
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>>155063962
and the reason it was added was because a anon said they saw the threads but didnt know where to read homestuck btw
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liu-chan daisukiiii
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>>155063927
so it IS needed? cool, better to keep it around then
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>>155063926
It's hard to judge what a doom player's powers are when the doom player we spent the most time with just didn't do anything other than use his eye lasers.

This is a problem mainly caused by Hussie having most of the trolls who completed their lands and quests just never god tier for some reason.

The main explanation of god tier powers come from tumblrs in the fandom that just spout vague nonsense about how a certain player may feel and act in their session, never on what they can actually do with their powers.
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>>155063892
dave....
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>>155063926
>>155064027
I think we give hussie too much credit with the classpecting system. As it is an amazing storytelling device, but it is not a very interesting power system, in itself.

Seers see the future, they just do it in different flavors. John is an airbender. Dave time travels.
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>>155063981
Try taking your meds before posting then
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What do rage players do besides melt down and/or hit stuff really hard? What metaphysical jimblejamble surrounds the rage aspect?
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>>155064050
>Seers see the future, John is an airbender. Dave time travels.
hussie wants you to believe it's more complicated than that but it isn't and you're right for saying it
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>>155064050
I always thought roxy's "stealing nothingness" was pretty creative
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>>155064065
Rage is specifically about anger towards oppression and an unjust system, the anger of being mistreated and wanting to fight against it. Raze a shitty system that's flawed to the ground.
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>>155064050
okay you just lying anon
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>>155064065
Think of people with bpd and that’s your average rage player
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>>155063918
i believe you might under the assumption that im trans, so id like to correct you on that and state that i am indeed just a woman. also wow these paragraphs are even gayer than gay sex, how the fuck did you manage to outfag a thread almost exclusively consisting of gay men and ftms.
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>>155064027
>>155064050
True, I'm just gonna take advantage of the lack of solid guidelines and do whatever the fuck I want in Mass Appeal.
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>>155064090
What does that mean. What does that mean at all in the context of powers.
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>>155064069
I mean, it *should* be complex and intricate, thats more interesting and lends to more dynamic story telling. But hussie was never interested in using fights with complicated dynamics as a vehicle for storytelling. Mostly because Hussie can't write action in itself, it needs to be about something bigger, which isn't bad.

People just need to stop thinking classpects are like stands in jojo or nen in HXH. its not. Hussie never wanted to make a shounen manga, so it makes sense.
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>>155064090
This seems completely counter to everything we see with canon rage players though. Gamzee and Kurloz are the highblood oppressors.
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>>155064111
>my favorite torture victim.png
Why do you torture him? What'd he do?
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>>155064111
I have similar plans if i ever make my own fanventure. Which....im kind of slacking on. cause im to busy procrastinating reading rose dave fics and yearning for dave.
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>>155064107
I believe you might be under the assumption that I'd feel hurt by you calling me a faggot. Like I said to the other anon, basic male knowledge is basic male knowledge. Before getting laid, I didn't act like I was an expert in how pussy works, and even now I'm sure there's shit you about it that you'd know more than I. That's your domain.
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>>155064107
>how the fuck did you manage to outfag a thread almost exclusively consisting of gay men and ftms.
hey anon dont be so exclusive anon. i bet there are some cis and mtf women too somewhere
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>>155064107
keep talking about penises anon. I am enjoying it. :)
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>>155064132
Blame the blue girl
>>155064145
Word? Hope you get around to it but don't feel the need to rush, enjoy your fics and yearning.
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>>155064204
>>155064205
1 second apart. what does this mean
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>>155063473
Why is the booru just random art? There's nothing from any of the artists here so why is it in the op?
This is all just scraped from the web.
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>>155064211
this should not be so on the nose as it is.
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>>155064107
I hope there’s no ftms in here
The “John's a Tranny”, “Vriska’s a Tranny”, “Eridan’s a Tranny”, “Jade’s a Tranny”, etc. crowd were instrumental to killing the comic
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>>155064202
*sigh*

one day i will draw my sburb with big robots. one day...once i stop being a chud. hahaha.
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>>155064123
You miss the part where they're a Bard and Prince. Don't forget that classes affect through their aspect and their aspect itself. Kurloz being an oppressor makes perfect sense, he's a Prince of Rage, he destroys the justified Rage that the oppressed have. He could also destroy through Rage, but I don't think he does that. He mainly just destroys Rage. Similar with Gamzee, he invites the destruction of Rage, being an important aspect to bringing Lord English, he indirectly causes others to be oppressed and fucked over. He also invites destruction through Rage, you can argue he's one of the main reasons the whole session got fucked, he's literally destroying the system he was put into.
>>155064119
I'll get back to you on that, there's a few examples, but I don't want to write them all out right now.
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>>155064111
Im just going to use aspects as a vehicle for cool powers and shonen slop in mine
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>>155064132
torturing rusties is fun.
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at the end of the day we're all fags and trannys here together in hsg
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>>155064223
what do you mean random art?
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>>155064231
boo
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>>155064119
Tard rage powers
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>>155064202
Those tits could rival Aranea
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>>155064231
Anon, you might wanna sit down when I tell you this.
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>>155064231
act 6 didnt have any of that and still killed the comic. so you are just coping
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Also IMO i think RAGE being expressed as anger usually comes from a place of HATE instead of a place of LOVE.

Gamzee does what he does because he hates the world and the lies he has been fed his whole life, being part of lord english is his grandest expression of his hate, destroying everything he can.

as opposed to Karkat, who is constantly angry and upset because his deep love of his friends, to the point where it hurts him.
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>>155064231
Trans trolls don’t even make sense. Even the comic acknowledges this with Kankri + Porrim’s discussions.

That was just K8te forcing Vriska to be a self-insert for narcissist reasons
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>>155064249
As in it's art grabbed from blogs everywhere and linked here for some reason.
Booru's in generals are only supposed to be for art made here so you can find an artist from these threads work in particular. That's the whole point of having a booru in the OP.
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>>155064223
when people have try to upload the works of drawfags onto the booru, they tend to get mass downvoted for whatever reason.
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>>155064246
yeah..
*holds hands in the sunset
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Oh no, I made a fantroll, it's over for me.

>>155063473
Time emphasizes inevitability, which is why it is so closely linked with death.
Doom emphasizes entropy and decay, and so it is closely linked with the actual end of all things, even the infinite and eternal.
To be doombound is to know the kind of nihilism that time only aspires to: everything ends, and thus everything is pointless. The reaction to that defines the rest of your life.
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the fact that liu looks like a boymoding steriotype doesn't help me at all.
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>>155064291
Yeah that's why you have a specific booru like every other general with artists instead of a random one you found online.
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>>155064275
It had Dirk being a massive faggot.
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>>155064288
i believe the booru was made not to hold only art made on imageboards but mostly from mspa forums and everywhere around in the early 2010 anon. this is why is so "random" in your POV.
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>>155064330
okay ill keep in mind. just take the booru off basically
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Just link r34stuck instead
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>>155064340
which everyone enjoyed obviously
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Do you think Hussie sometimes lays awake at night wondering what his life would be like if he wasn't groomed by mentally ill fags.
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>>155064384
he's in his 50s, I'm sure he cries himself to sleep with all the money he made off you guys
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>>155064366
the crewbooru too pls.
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>>155064291
does this shit really happen? i dont look out for that sort of stuff
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>>155064377
Wrong.
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>>155064350
im coming to this conclusion myself.

The point of the resources tab is to be useful, if the resources are bad, thats counter intuitive no? Any thread makers can do as they please. But if I make another thread, i think i shall remove the booru.

the other resources seem fine for now.
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>>155064377
right.
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>>155064377
he is just like me here
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>>155064384
Yes, but only until Vibri, who's lying next to him in her Vriska cosplay, invites him to "queer sex" by fucking her totally non-binary pussy with his totally non-binary cock.
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>>155063473
Our Hero of Heart.

https://archiveofourown.gay/works/90591701/chapters/240913986
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i need to get off my ass and draw
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I need to get on my ass and write
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>>155064405
you're tearing this family apart
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>>155064447
>>155064462

I need to get off my ass and DRAW and WRITE.
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>>155064467
The straight resistance is making a comeback
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>>155064445
Dirk getting raped by Nepeta
At first he’s not into it and resists (he likes her claws marking him though) but as it goes on Nepeta steals his fagness with her heart powers and he reverts to the genetic default of straightness and eventually gives in and starts to love it and consent
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>>155064490
WE need to do this instead of picrel
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>>155064447
>>155064462
>>155064490
Sounds like you should write / draw about Aradia’s ass getting off
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>>155064433
I love spicy straights
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>>155064532
literally me.

Im on ao3 right now ToT
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Why did they make the great replacement a real and major plot point on Earth C?
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>>155064532
reminds me of N+
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The thread is moving so fast that no one will notice I'm posting Kankri in the thread again.
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>>155064532
I only write on my commute, so I have an hour and half on the train every day to write few paragraphs
Keeps me disciplined
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>>155064582
hai kankwi
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>>155064532
This is me drawing Skye taking horsecock instead of updating my adventure
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>>155064582
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>>155064602
i wanna fuck kankri.
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>>155064599
Hard at work or working hardly?
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>>155063473
>What seperates it from the other aspects, specifically, Time.
Time is more about the process and things happening. The plot to Space's setting, the X axis, the yang to Space's yin. I REALLY emphasize the yang aspect here and how crucial it is to understand Time(and also yin for Space). This is why the extended zodiac portrays the time-bound as go-getters, which is just a very yang-ish personality:
>Their lives are often marked by struggle, not so much because fate has it in for them, but because they are fundamentally incapable of just accepting things as they come. They value action over passive acceptance, even if that may not be the wisest or safest choice. Don't try to tell a Time-bound to sit still and look pretty. They are very goal-focused, and tend to value the destination over the journey, and you won't find them making that journey in any traditional sort of way.
Doom, on the other hand, is more about decline/decay/downward trend, in contrast to life being about growth/blossoming/upward trend. Hence Doom is more closely associated with pessimism, being a huge asshole, 4chan and so on.

It's true that both are associated with death, but for different reasons. Time is associated with death because death is logical end result of pushing things to their ultimate conclusion. If Space is A(point of creation), then Time is B(point of cessation).
Doom on the other is associated with death simply because it's the ultimate low value. The life-doom dichotomy isn't a line but more like eg. a sinusoid(with Life being the rising part and Doom with the falling part) or a gauge(Doom being decrease/depletion, low levels or 0%). Based on the Yin-Yang dichotomy you can also pretty intuitively tell why is Doom closer to yin/Space while Life is closer to yang/Time
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>>155064628
Okay now what do they do?
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>>155064623
Why both of course, I just been having too much fun drawing nsfw lately
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>>155064599
was she taking it I didn't see it inside her
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>>155064447
draw aradia trying to break the news to sollux that they're breaking up
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https://files.catbox.moe/od7a3f.png
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The big difference is that time characters get to be relevant, while doom characters naturally decay their relevance to the point of being joke characters, and not even joke characters people care about
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>>155064668
In sburb? Probably the opposite of lifefags' natural healer abilities so I'd bet on debuffs and status effect bullshit.
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>>155064741
>meanwhile Sollux survived, got back with Aradia and fucked off from the shitty plot
That guy is the biggest winner of the story and you can't convince me otherwise
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>>155064291
Really? I haven't seen that happen.
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>>155064710
yeah man, did 2 versions last thread
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>>155064736
>lipstick marks on the penis despite no lipstick on rose
work on consistency
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distraction picture.
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hsg fan cafe when
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There is no LGBT in Homestuck.
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>>155064602
Me too, Anon.
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>>155064944
>food poisoning from eating grubs
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>>155064950
Lets
Go
Beat
Tavros!
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>>155064950
alrighty caliborn
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>>155064944
i can make good hot and cold drinks yo
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I'm so upset with Caliborn I'm gonna go attain ultimate self and make Jade fuck his sister
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>>155064065
Rage is
>negative feelings of all sorts to hope's positive feelings
>the nihilism and painful awareness to hope's shamelessness and delusional retardation
>the power of criticism and "shouldn't be" to hope powers of fanfic, "should be" and "making fake things less fake"
Rage is over underrepresented as a self-identifier but each time we analyze homestuck, point out flaws and take a fat shit on hussie, we are, in fact, channelling the Rage aspect. That's why the extended zodiac mentions tearing down injustice and faulty premises. It's Rage at its best, though it's not just that.

Also I love Xefros so much it's unreal.
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>>155064944
The one thing homestuck beat deltarune at
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>>155064954
his other hand should be under the desk
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Which two characters should have sex with each other.
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>>155064944
Not right now, Deltatroonfags already had a food poisoning accident at their fan cafe this month, we'd look like copycats
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>>155064888
>888 trips
Really made me think
Also hot
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>>155065033
Elaborate.
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grrr im so mad. im gonna molest dave so i wont be so mad.
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>>155064894
small edit
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>>155065033
thats the joke anon. also pot calling the kettle black
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>>155065016
it is possible to be of hope aspect and be super self aware of everything? or of rage aspect and be most of the time positive? i identify a lot with Xefros but my main aspect is Space.
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>>155065054
They had a lore-complaint takoyaki moment
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>>155065057
Not the original poster, but I didn't even fucking notice that. Thanks for the fix.
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>>155065057
Very lame anon, Jade is perfect as she is
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>>155063735
>6 inches soft
my cock is only 4 inches hard, is it over for me…
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>>155065113
I make these edits for my rad fem jade-fan girlfriend, and share with the thread because sharing is caring.
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>>155065137
Your gf disappoints me with how she doesn't love the full Jade
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>>155065156
can someone give her some pit hair?

cant shave in the field
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>>155065137
Your girlfriend is based.
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>>155065170
Honestly, she's the only person who could shave on the battle field. Space power means you could fully shave with no razor in the most clean way possible
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>>155064894
Hot.
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>>155065120
maybe.. but i think small cocks are cute.
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how come sollux never used his laser eyes like superman all he did is kill a bitch and punk out to eridan
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>>155065085
I think it's worth remembering Xefros is almost certainly a page of rage. Maybe the page part is why you identify with him so much?
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Jade's 5th wife is very pretty
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mutant trolls that live in burrows hided from most of troll society...
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drawing horse dick is too haard
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>>155065243
must be.
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>>155065289
I would hope so.
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>>155065030
Bronya and Fedora Freak
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>>155065289
jack off first to until youre soft then try again
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Draw it with Mom Lalonde.
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>>155065056
Bro, Jade, Rose, Terezi, or Karkat?
There’s a lot of options for who the speaker is you gotta give me some context clues
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>>155065113
Davebot was the best thing to ever happen to him
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>>155065243
Each time I see some page in his god-tier clothes I am simultaneously overcome with a burning desire to pet, hug and protect him on one hand, and to pin him down and mercilessly fuck the shit out him while he cries, moans and begs me stop to no avail on the other.
I feel like a motherfucking cherub as these two sides of my personality are endlessly fighting for supremacy inside me, and for the sake of all pages' safety I hope the loving and protective one can predominate one day.
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q_q i need my sewing machine. i need my books. i need something to have my hands and mind occupied with.
hm. maybe i need that old stim toys. like a rubic cube and such..
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rape bards to death.
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>>155065648
honestly at this point i vwill take it.
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Has anyone mentioned that karkat is on a featured image on paheal?
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>>155065714
like right now? i need to see it. omg is true. and the comments are the most retarded shit ive seen. oh well.
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>the funny face comic updated
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>>155065714
using paheal is beyond poverty goons
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Why should Kanaya have this
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>>155065877
What do you use?
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>>155066004
for dave.
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>>155066004
because she deserves it
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You're all very disgusting freaks. You should be into normal and based things, like breast expansion, lactation and weight gain.
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>>155066024
rule34
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She can smell troll pussy from several miles away
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>>155066164
hmm homestuck on my fallout new vegas yumm
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>>155065120
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im such a big fat fucking chuuuuuud
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I remember when Paheal was the go-to, but now XXX is superior and has been for a long time.
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>>155066343
stop aura farming and do something "benevolent-goddess jade"
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Lily helping Ellith wear a new dress.
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ohhh. vast error updated
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>>155066464
???????? for real? ok maybe i will continue reading then. i wanna reach the cute fish boy part.
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>>155066004
Kanaya bagging Rose should be less likely than winning the Powerball
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>>155066464
Doubting you so hard right now
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gamzee pre op.
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>>155066517
she should keep it. not because im a bigot but because i love femgamzee big naturals.
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>>155066435
Just did, she went for a walk to the dog park
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>>155063735
I'm just under 8 inches and I think Dave would brutalize John in a real fight
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>>155066486
>>155066474
deconreconstruction.com/vasterror/2549
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>>155066464
Oh wow
I just took a shit too
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>>155066564
oh thank god they did their own website domain. so cool of them!
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>>155066554
You don't gotta speak in third person Dave
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>>155066704
wagie vriska i love you so much.
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>>155066704
Vriska you need to wear more flair
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>>155066704
Vriska should work at Troll Hooters instead.
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>>155066732
*Tooters
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>>155066554
>Dave would brutalize John in a real fight
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i bet someone in here finds him hot
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>>155066972
hhe kinda sexy
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>>155066945
John would assrape dave in any situation
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im so damn sleepy. good night guys
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>>155066997
genius wordplay
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>>155067015
goodnight
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>>155065243
how do you guys know he's a page of rage? how do you all seem to know what all the hiveswap trolls are?
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>>155063735
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>>155065090
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6JkmV7PikI and then this comes out
synchronicity
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>The petco worker declined her the right to buy 40 bags of dog treats and dog food
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>>155067153
amazing art
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>>155066554
Enough.
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>>155067153
kino. we need to draw more anon posts out
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>>155067250
thats not dave
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>>155067320
Potato tomato
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>>155066164
sorry best I can do is hurt/comfort, handholding, and realistic first times
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>>155065497
>first the trolls post on hsg. now there's cherubs too
every page run for your lives!
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>>155067421
you forgot to include incest
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>>155063550
There is literally nothing intuitive about two women dating
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>>155063550
there is everything intuitive about 2 woman dating
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>>155067473
phew, just barely made the requirement
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>>155063550
Rose refuses to be sily around Kanaya because she thinks she's got an image to uphold, and that's boring. But with Dave though? Oooooh weee.... oooh wee with Dave though? Wow.
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>>155067590
Rose being silly with Dave and Kanaya being silly with Karkat was what would've happen if the lgbtq gen z woke mind virus didn't infect Hussie.
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stupid sexy horse.
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>>155068009
sexy horse arouses me.
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>>155068009
based based based everyone's in a swiss mood tonight
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*sigh*

every month or so i got on ao3 and usually someone posts a few daverose fanfics, and sometimes their actually good. this month was a treasure trove, i read like 3 pretty good daverose fic. I got on johnjade and its the same ol story. Junejade hyper fetish fics.

I suppose I will have to myself.
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>>155068212
Trannies are awful people with no worth
What’s new
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>>155068154
haven't even read bc but I love this fucking faggot
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>>155068212
daverose shippers remind me a lot of the old fandom. they still make a lot of good stuff
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>>155068283
situation aint changed thats why im commenting on it. big sigh moment.

>>155068312
Daverose shippers still make fics like its 2014 but with the upsides of knowing how the comic ends. Its great.
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Kidnapping a Homestuck fan and constructing a version of the complete comic that’s actually good just for them as they sit around tied up all day
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>>155068375
9000 pages of Aradia producing a fully stocked supermarket out of her butt piece-by-piece
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Who is he yapping at, /hsg/, and what is he saying?
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>>155066972
who is this supposed to be.
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is it weird to think that karkat was molested before.
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>>155069942
desu come to think of it all of the male trolls to some extent feel like they were molested. like they all give the visceral vibe
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>>155070189 (me)
beta trolls* at the very least. i can still see it with some but like not all of the alpha trolls
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>>155067153
lel
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>>155067235
Can't she just have bec teleport to chernobyl or fukushima?
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>>155069942
depends, are you projecting?
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>>155070210
It's not for Bec anon, he may live on within her but he isn't physically around anymore. It's for herself
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>>155069942
Give me a full list of all the homestucks who have been molested
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>>155069942
i was the perpetrator... mb
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>>155069214
I bet it's Caliborn

Kankri <3< Caliborn would go hard
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>>155070255
(in no particular order)
definitively, without a doubt molested
>rose
>dave
>jake
>tavros
could go either way but would be very unsurprising
>dirk
>karkat
>vriska
>equius
>damara
>cronus
could go either way but less likely than not molested
>roxy
>aradia
>sollux
>nepeta
>terezi
>eridan
>kankri
>meulin
>horuss
definitively not molested
>john
>jade
>jane
>kanaya
>feferi
>rufioh
>porrim
>latula
>aranea
>kurloz
>meenah
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>>155070316
forgot to list gamzee he's could go either way but would be very unsurprising
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>>155063473
Being doombound means you're usually screwed in a cosmic sense and have some lingering awareness of it. It's like Oedipus or perseus' grandfather being told their futures and being doomed to experience them or the sword of Damocles.
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>>155070329
Who would molest him though? His goatdad wasn't even around.
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>>155070441
Himself or the imps and creatures of sburb
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>>155070441
the pies
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I just perked off to this image ama
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>>155070622
just letting you know that you’re the reason why im going to touch myself right now and stay up all night and not sleep, thanks
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>>155070622
Jade will put a kid in that troll, they will all be family
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>>155068375
the caucasion joke remains intact
make jake actually useful
nepeta is the guide in openbound
20 minute flash where dirk and dave makeout
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>>155070622
why does this both sadden and titillate me
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>>155070316
Aradia was molested by Equius thoughbeit
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>>155070622
See it a just world Kanaya would be fucking both the fat women at once
She has two hands
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>>155066517
Highblood please let me hit I will be your bestest friend and homie forever, thick and thin, if you simply give me the right to creampie that boypussy every day.
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>>155067153
Blog?
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>>155070730
>Kanaya
>Not being a bottom
A strange man you are
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>>155063473
Before the ‘official’ explanation for Doom I assumed that it had something to do with systems and processes like Life, or rather served as the aspect which enforces the rules of a system. If Life contains multitudes of action within a system then Doom dictates the rules of that system. This tied into the idea that the Alpha Timeline is the Rule of the system which Doom players can experience or see. Theoretically some classes can exploit the Rules Doom dictates on any system they want while others can only see the results of it like Seers or Mages. Knowing the boundaries Doom affords a player can be valuable information, but Doom players with more active classes can change the rules or even impose new ones if they become powerful enough. As a consequence, Skaia conspires to squash a Doom player before they can manifest true potential that could affect the system that governs it. Death is merely a rule; Doom is the enforcer for the Rules of Time. This is why non-Alpha timelines are marked as ‘Doomed’, as they violate the rules dictated by Time to exist.

Doom players have a strong affinity for coding as an interest, creating things more abstractly than a Space or Life player in comparison. They also may bend or twist the rules with their existence in their session (Sollux having two dream selves, coding the game itself into a complex two-team chain, his closeness to Aradia potentially being a reason she could start the game as a deceased player).
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>>155070656
>the caucasion joke remains intact
Actually it came back on the official website, so there's that
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>>155067421
>handholding
Just puked in my mouth
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What's the best Skye art and why is it this?
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>>155071463
idk the horsecock one was really hard to surpass.
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>>155070760
i don't have a blog you're trapped here with me
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>>155072106
nta
i really like your drawings anon. and the way you draw hands is really familiar. reminds me of spirou style of lineart.
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i hate sewing course. it is tiring me up, mostly because they want to hold a raffle, and whoever wins will have the Clothing for sale in the buildings, and I don't know if the money will go to the student. I hope mine is not picked up I just want to have my diplom man.
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>>155072146
Haha, female.
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>>155072106
still a better art blog site than twitter
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>>155072122
thank you! being reminded of spirou is so cool

>>155072188
exactly
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>>155067153
Now draw something good.
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>>155072241
>dirk dick
>not good
wow some people just wake up wanting to be wrong huh
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>>155072241
you're just asking for more dirk at this rate
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>>155072271
But I'm not wrong though, you are.
>>155072283
I'm asking for exactly the opposite of that.
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>>155070773
Kanaya has a fourteen inch Alternian horsecock, who is she bottoming for exactly?
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>>155072311
>horsecock
She's not an indigo though???
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>>155072303
i'm trying to enter a caliginous fling with you by drawing dirk out of spite
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>>155072352
Sorry, I only do matesprits, and that spot's been taken.
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>>155072379
sure man whatever you say
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KWAB
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>>155072335
All trolls have horsecocks anon. Did you forget what universe you're in?
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>>155072533
>Me as Dirk
Beyond fucking grim.
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>>155072533
ohh I do a giggle
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>>155072572
you kind of act just like him look at the way you type
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>>155072553
Please Do Not Compare Me To Kevin Nash

This Is Very Insulting And I Do Not Appreciate It One Bit
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>>155072596
I'll let you in on an ironic secret. There was, in fact, a very short period in my life where I thought "oh man, this guy's just like me except I'm not gay", before coming to the conclusion that he is plagued by every mental illness under the Sun, and sensibly detaching myself from any association, which is why it pains me that I must be compared in this way. Alpha Kids are garbage, and the only one worth keeping is Roxy (but only the Roxy that is spared from any gender identity bullshit).
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>>155072651
this unfortunately for you reads exactly like a diatribe dirk would give but it's okay i'll let you live in delusion
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>>155072743
For one, I'm not mentally ill.
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>>155072533
now i want to post my dirkdave drawings too :(
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>>155072553
I KNOW YOU LIKE TO PLAY NANNY KANAYAS.
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>>155072754
okay well you're here for starters

>>155072780
don't be sad please post them for me
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>>155064231
They hated him for telling the truth. But every troon deep down hates themself and thus hates what they associate trannyhood with, which is why it unfailingly ruins media it infests.
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>>155072791
idk why but her conversation with kanaya made me see yiffy as the biggest bum out of all the omega kids, even tavvy feels cooler

tantrum throwing baby lmao
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>>155072793
nah anon im scared im like kinda of a retard and there is people in here that bully me so i'm doing like a hiatus in posting art here. maybe when i dont be so retarded and respond to bait. i will post stuff here or elsewhere. i'm working on get my new pc setup so :3
I love your drawings. thank you to share here. hey if you are curious you can see my stuff on desuarchive. im a trad anon with a circular cute way to draw the characters.
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>>155072793
Yes, but that's not a guarantee as to what my mental state is like, it only gives you a probability. I'm happily confirming it for you though, so there's no real point in establishing the fact that I am, in fact, here. Bit redundant if you ask me.
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>>155072802
i will have to agree in the bum part. so far after being kidnaped by Jane her personality is super antagonist againts adults. Wich i dont mind, but i would Like to see her interact with the other deltakids, so she doesn't only shown her revengeful side. Only time will tell. We have been nonstop on deltritus exposition so just now we saw Cherry and they where talking with an adult. It is just a side of her personality.
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>>155072845
on the one hand i do want her to show some extra sides of her personality ofc

but i would be lying if i said that i wouldnt like watching that vengeful personality of hers corrode her "friendships" becasue she cant let it go

i think it'll be fun when jade shows up to whoop her ass or smth idk
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>>155072883
even better if Vriska do it too. wich it seems it will be leading to since she is the kids new tutor.
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Gooood morning /HSG/

Reached a wall on my drawing with the double bj with horse cock featuring Lily from space days. But I will continue it today. Wish me luck.

(Picrel is a non Homestuck fan not knowing what my pfp is and drawing it. Content warning:groomcord profile picture )
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>>155072962
anon your esl is showing what do you mean
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>>155072971
q_q what is up with all the equinian dicks latelly?
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>>155072993
i think Vriska (the adult Vriska) will call Cherry out in her behaviour.
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>>155072995
The people demand horse porn. Who am I to deny them.
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>>155073005
honestly i think horse dick is like dogdick. is so.... normie feral furry pr0n.
my opinion tho. but you guys are having fun, that is what matters.
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>>155073001
>Cherry
lmao yk you can say yiffy right

also idk i think vriska taking the kids without saying goodbye is her being very grandiose and dying on her "oh i grew so much" hill while still having much to improve on

i dont think she has what it takes to deal with the fact she stole the kids, or deal with them anyway

helltier didnt make her perfect and she left the kids to do the whole ass game to... more than likely find terezi or smth
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>>155072754
>>155072820
>getting cyberbullied on an indonesian nutmeg harvesting forum
See, you went from being Dirk to being Jake
Is that TRULY an improvement?
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>>155072824
you're funny anon
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>>155073024
"155072754"
this anon is not me :/
and the way you type makes you seem you are formularic and you repeat what others say. your behaviour is performative. stop it
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ellith and lily
and lily and ellith.
and ellith making a lily flowers bouquet to give to lily. lilies to lily.
this girls love thing is eaaaaaaasy.
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>>155072971
glep if starring in l'oreal commercial
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>>155073018
oooooh. i didnt knew she left the kids alone. damn spider bitch. ok you are right.
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>>155073052
>stop it
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>>155073024
I'm not exactly how having sure how having art of my posts drawn constitutes as "cyberbullying" exactly, but yes, I would much rather be Jake than Dirk. Even if Jake is pathetic, he's earnest. Which is superior to being like the pure despicable being that is Dirk Strider. Preferably I'd be neither, but anything is better than fucking Dirk.
>>155073051
Honestly, this might be my cue to stop replying, because I genuinely tire of seeing this shit.
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stop bullying dirk!
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can someone explain to me something? does every godtier can grow wings or it is only the trolls godtier that grow wings? it is because they are bug aliens?
i just noticed that.
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>>155073100
I'm going to blow up Dirk's house with a missile launcher
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>>155073089
Jake is not earnest he's living a deluded fantasy for 99% of his life. Dirk is earnest he's just also schizophrenic
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>>155073089
ok i'm sorry i'll stop but you are 100% mentally retarded just like dirk
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>>155073125
>To make it a little extra obvious that the transformation is different for trolls, and likened to metamorphosis, god tier trolls get cool, new butterfly wings. Something about troll mythology probably includes imagery of butterfly-winged trolls as saviors, god figures, etc. There are even some indications it could be a rare mutation for certain special trolls (see: the Summoner). Humans don't really have a parallel for this. In our myths, advanced humans generally keep looking like humans. When Superman got his superpowers he was still basically the same human-looking guy. When Neo became The One, dude was still just Neo, but he could suddenly kick guys hella hard. When Jesus resurrected he suddenly looked like...yep, it's still just Jesus. We don't seem to really intrinsically value physiological change in response to the mythological, god-like elevations of our heroic figures. A parallel example might be if, in response to such a change we achieved a closer biological communion with our evolutionary roots, like apes. If so, the Bible would say something like, when Jesus came back from the dead suddenly he was a lot hairier and much better at climbing trees. But nobody would think that was inspiring or cool, they'd just think it was kind of dumb. So we don't roll like that. But there is definitely something elegant to the idea of an insect-like race growing a nice pair of butterfly wings as they ascend to a higher plane of existence, which not only taps into a certain biological latency of their species but also looks pretty sweet.
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>>155073144
>Deluded fantasy
>Schizophrenia
These are the same thing.
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>>155073100
I'm going to bully dirk with my dick if you catch my drift
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i dont think i can be dirk because i dont share his schizophrenia.
I related with some paranoid and anxiety and obssessive behavious schizos have but i dont live in delusions. i'm just super aware of my surroundings and patterns that is all. this is more related to my C-PTSD disorder, authority averse personality and it is a survival instinct related to that. but I'm chill (most of the time)


and if someone picks this reply and make dirk saying it i will be really sad :(
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>>155073051
it really does sound a lot like him. uncanny
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>>155073189
dave....
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>>155073018
i know i just think yiffy is such a ugly nasty name for her.
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>>155072533
Aw Dirk. You really DID find love before you killed yourself! *sniffle* It's so beautiful.
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>>155073156
sankyu domo arigatou
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>>155073199
don't take it too much to heart. we're just having a bit of fun. though to be honest, on a less literal, more abstract scale, you two seem a lot alike
which isn't an insult. dirk's pretty well liked here. no character or person is without their flaws
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>>155073199
>i'm just super aware of my surroundings and patterns
>authority averse personality
>i dont think i can be dirk
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>>155073199
i don't think dirk would ever be caught dead saying any of this about himself so you have nothing to worry about
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>>155073258
uhum i was told that before. i'm not taking as a insult ^-^ but i think dirk is like.... a really extreme version of my personality. but yeah it is okay to have fun..
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>>155073261
*sobs* i need....to be in control.....and that is *sniff* okay...
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>>155073138
*capchalogues your missle launcher*
NOT on my watch
https://youtu.be/Q06kOyqUoPQ?is=gkz4e-xHmAQM3kZD
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>>155072845
I mean she was given up by her mother to be tortured and fed every meal out of a dog bowl. Then the woman who despises her as her cheating wife's secret lovechild tried to talk to her. It was obviously going to be handled poorly on both sides, enough that someone died because they were too busy arguing.
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>>155073275
on an anonymous thread? sure he would. maybe he would be more cryptic about it tho.
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Since we're at the topic of Dirk being a splintered schizo:
>TT: I don't know why it had to be this way for me. Juggling these two waking selves at once.
>TT: I guess I'm used to it, but it still makes for a pretty intense existence.
>TT: Do you even know what the deal with that is? Like is there any precedent in your readings?
>UU: i don't know aboUt precedent, bUt it makes plenty of sense to me as the type of path one might expect for a hero of heart.
>UU: a path rUled by the heart aspect can be a joUrney of splintered self.
This implies Nepeta and Meulin could also have splinters

Multiple Nepetas. Infinite Nepetas, even.
Imagine that
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>>155073189
how can ANYONE see this ass and not plow it
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>>155073051
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck he's shrimping just like me.
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>>155073199
>i'm just super aware of my surroundings and patterns that is all. this is more related to my C-PTSD disorder, authority averse personality and it is a survival instinct related to that. but I'm chill
It's actually too easy holy shit
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>that one anon who was literally karkat
>now a dirk anon
damn, we're all more alike to homestuck characters than we'd care to admit, huh
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>>155073321
he's got a bad back that needs to be blown out
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>>155073292
JADE GAVE CHERRY ? i thought She was kidnapped i remember very well it was Kidnap
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Dirk is the bad kind of gay. Kankri is the good kind of gay.
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>>155073334
i was coping for years about not being jade.

"it doesnt matter that i come from an island with basically no people in the middle of nowhere and wear round glasses and draw and do engineering. im not jade!!!"
Who would wanna be jade, the girl who gets shafted basically the whole story.

T-T
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>>155073334
i fear this guy may actually kill himself dirkways if we keep saying he's just like him
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augh im so tired
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>>155073369
*massages your back*
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>>155073376
hmmmm anon you are so nice to me. i dont deserve you.
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>>155073346
You know the fact that you imply there could be good or bad categories of "gay" is highly problematic and truly goes to show how ignorant and possibly hateful you are deep down.
I hope you learn to unlearn your disgusting patterns of thought as with them you are not only hurting others but yourself. In many ways this type of talk is what has lead to a terrible experience for so many people and frankly made them feel unsafe.
How you could ever have such thoughts and opinions really does offend me to the highest order on behalf of those deemed "gay." Good or bad kind, in your eyes. I truly hope that my words let you know there are some things about yourself that need to change if you are to become a better person. Please educate yourself and eliminate the hate within your heart and thoughts.
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>>155073366
>dirkways
lmfao
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>>155073314
imagine that but kiki too.
since its canon they can control their two halfs now.
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>>155073392

all homestuck characters are in this thread apparently..
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we are dirklings dirking around.
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>>155073350
oh ill 'shaft' you just like she was alright
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>>155073392
kankri lecturing dirk about how to be a good and righteous gay is something we deserved in the comic
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>>155073426
John.. Just dont.
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>>155073410
summoning the grandhighblood with mirthful prayers
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kankri and porrim groomming me
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summoning karkat so i can seduce him
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>>155073487
hell no, get in line anon, hes mine! >:0
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>>155073481
cronus joined the thread
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>>155073346
Because the former isn't into pussy but the latter wants Latula's nook?
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>>155073481
Kankri pls
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summoning meat roxy so i can lick those sweaty armpits
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>>155073496
i'm so scared but desperate too.
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summoning John so i can cuddle him and kiss his neck.
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>>155073503
??? kankri wants to groom himself? makes no sense i think you replied to the wrong anon.
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this thread has been fun. I guess prospitcest anon really does curse threads
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>>155073498
kankri just had straight bdsm sex with cronus so youre right
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>>155073507
WOE! HAIRY PITS BE UPON YE!
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>>155073519
no he does not.
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lets all open a memo!
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>>155073519
I don't want to say yes but every thread they make has been supremely shit.
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>>155073534
where? on the msparp? that would be funny.
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>>155073538
i have no idea how this happens, it vexes me deeply.
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>>155073538
there where many and many other shitty threads before he did the ops. i guess it is just a coincidence and not really caused by his doing.
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>>155073519
That's really doompilled of her, mad respect
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>>155073548
it's kind of charming that you're cursed in such a specific way. very cute
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>>155073558
im supposed to be breath T-T
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>>155073548
>>155073566
doomplayer-sama.....
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>>155073555
>>155073558
i like how no one knows the gender lmao
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>>155073566
The delusional doom player hasn't accepted their classpect yet.
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>>155073566
You're, uhh, manipulating anons' freedom to post whatever they want on 4chinz by making them go into overdrive and start posting inane shit?
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>>155073534
and we all have to type in our blood color
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i hypnotize anons to make them write terri8le things.
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>>155073580
They Them HeShe AllAny gender bestie anon. but honestly he never corrected anyone so i just assume he doesnt care.
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>>155073608
can we use custom css to do that?
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I love lily so much. It pains me i will never ever be friends with her.
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>>155073580
I'm pretty damn sure johnjadefag a femanon
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>thread starts discussing prospitcestfag's gender
>4chinz goes down
I'm nooooticing
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>>155073684
prospitcestfag is behind all the evil in the world? what a shocker.
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>>155073684
theyre a doom player.
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>>155073015
So should I do Oficus getting fucked by a snake then?
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Sorry for breaking the site guys.
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i missed you guys
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Heirborne is a peak ship
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i ship past karkat with future karkat
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WOULD SHE FUCK JOHN’S DAD
>Yes
Rose, Jade, Roxy
Aradia, Vriska, Feferi
Damara, Meenah
Mindfang
BQ, Casey
Vrissy, Ly’lac, Swifer, Davepeta
>No
Jane
Nepeta, Kanaya, Terezi
Meulin, Porrim, Latula, Aranea
Handmaid, Disciple, Dolorosa, Redglare, HIC
Calliope, PM, WQ, Serenity
Yiffy, Jasperose
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>>155073498
Because Dirk is a weirdo retard and Kankri makes me want to push his head into a pillow.
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Posting the cutest boy on MSPFA.com!
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>>155074184
>Yes
>Damara
>No
>Handmaid
If Damara would fuck Dadbert then so would the handmaid, be for real
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who is posting mpreg
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>>155074370
A cultured individual to be sure
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>>155074313
anon....
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>>155074313
>pushing directly onto the stomach
karkat what the fuck are doing
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>>155073920
Agreed
John Ruins a Wedding has irrevocably heirbornpilled me
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>>155074292
Experiences shape people anon
It’s silly to think of the ancestors and dancestors as the same
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>>155074474
I need to read this comic. Badly.

The only reason I haven't is because I was under the impression it was act 6 style drama slop.
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>>155074370
What’s the opposite of mpreg?
Dicknipples?
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>>155074494
>calling fan webcomics slop
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haaaai guys. im out of my sewing course. I'm almost done doing my tshirt ^--^ i just became out of time :(
(i let another student take my sewing machine and she took forever to finish her assigment T___T)

anyway I'm so much better now!! i improved so much in just 2 weeks. hihih.
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>>155074313
god this is so hot i wish i was karkat.
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>>155073755
If you are able yes. Have you seen a snake's dick? double feature.
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>>155074537
I'll call the actual comic slop too haha.

But on a more serious note I just thought it would be something super lame and not funny. Most fancomics other than PB/SD play on the stuff about Homestuck I don't like.
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>>155074485
I just think the Handmaid would appreciate the company of a true gentleman, but in a different way than Damara
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>>155074494
Nigger what the fuck are you doing, start reading it IMMEDIATELY
The dialogue is great, the jokes actually made me laugh and the characters are written so faithfully you'd have never thought it's a fan comic.
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>>155074613
john ruins a wedding is genuinely one of the very few mspfas that's good at maintaining a pre-act 6 voice in a post-act 6 world (for the most part)
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>>155074711
Well then it's everything I could ever hope for.

I'll get on that
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>>155072146
Keep at it femanon, don’t give up. Even if they take yours, it only means it was the best.
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>>155074793
i don't think it's perfect (particularly dave) but the john caliborn stuff actually is as immaculate as it can get
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>>155073314
I’m always imagining infinite Nepetas
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>>155074861
hahah i'm not a girl
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If Caliborn, being the Demiurge analogue, works so well with John, the Jesus analogue, then would he also work well with Vantases, the troll Jesus lineage?

Imagine, if you will, the absolute autistic screechfest that would be Caliborn-Karkat interactions, or Kankri going apeshit(in a pitched way?) over Caliborn and his callousness
Am I onto something?
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>>155074544
Glad to hear it anon
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>>155075021
the angry guys would scream at each other.
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>>155075136
When does Mass Appeal have a crossover with Space Days and Prisounebound?
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>>155075136
can someone reading mass appeal fill me in is this little fag actually gay i thought he wanted to fuck his sister tcoal style
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>>155074474
>>155074494
>>155074702
I consider John Ruins A Wedding to be the actual epilogue to Homestuck.
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>>155075180
https://youtu.be/btnv1Mh-ogs?si=b7XonuphraRroAu-&t=4
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>>155075187
Same to be honest, even the transition from the credits to the story feels smoother and more organic than in the epilogues
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Do you think Alan and Levi explored each other's bodies?
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>>155075272
yes, god deemed it necessary
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>>155075362
"Well... If the lord needs me to suck some cock..."
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>>155075227
thank you this has given me enough reason to start reading
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>>155075392
please.... i need to see it happen...................
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>HE'S ALREADY HERE...
...to job to Dave Strider
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>>155075485
>when you have to go you have to go big man
>its just bad holding it in you know
>it fucks up your organs and shit
>kidneys? gone like the twin towers
>and where the fuck am i gonna find a pair of perfectly preserved strider kidneys in the middle of bum fuck paradox space?
>exactly nowhere pal
>im done now lets get this fight shit done
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>>155075485
*to our fr*cking HERX Davepetasprite^2!
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>>155075568
i would give davepeta a kiss in the cheek.
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>>155075568
Herx? That sounds like a shitty brand of over the counter stomach medicine.
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How is everyone feeling this afternoon. I am being slow on my drawing as per usual.
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>>155075568
to our fucking Dirk!-

oh thats his head on the floor shit he killed himself
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>>155075485
I still want this fight in a flash
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>>155075568
Dirk should split that ugly mofo with his Prince of Heart powers, prototype Nepetasprite with something that won't fuck her up too much and then let Davesprite and Nepetasprite make out for all eternity
Then I shall forgive him for all that meat shit
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>>155063641
>TO FUCKING WHO?
me
>WHO HAS EVER USED THESE
me
>NOBODY HAS EVER USED THE BOORU
I do
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hes thinking about himself again
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>>155075621
we believe in you
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>>155075897
Tell him I love him.
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>Mom found the shota folder..


>Mom liked the collection and said i have good taste.
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>>155076053
pretend i did this but its rose.
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>>155075897
he is so freaking cute i need to squish him.
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>>155076059
not based.

very very not based :(
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>>155076053
why the person is grey?
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>>155075897
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IU2wBKoDOzg
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>>155076059
>Calls her june anyway
I'm glad Vriska is such a nice friend and Calls June her name even pre-hrt.
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>>155075897
Why did he sold the world? Is he stupid?
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>>155075621
best afternoon in weeks.
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>>155076059
>didn't change June to John
>didn't lighten up John's skin
4/10 failed to optimize the image for full seething potential
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>>155076073
>i gooned to moms shota
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>>155076073
i just noticed that is straight shota lmaaao
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>>155076159
they used grok which is a level of retardation unknown to man and it pisses me off
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New thread is here now.
>>155076175
>>155076175
>>155076175
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Ellith and Lily 69
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>>155076186
Actually you're right, I forgot using AI causes extra butthurt, I'm bumping the score to 6/10
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>>155075678
Cute
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>>155076073
i should do a
>im so mad. im gonna molest ____ so i wont be so mad
but with rose and daves gonna be the one getting molested
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>>155076209
You sound brown.
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>>155076187
i dont trust the thread without the resource stuff.
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>>155076230
thats okay you just have to make it faster next time
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>>155076059



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