https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZ22kyQYOY0Get ready.
This is the thread.Janny, 'G the touhoupedo's thread POST-HASTE!
>>155071224You should post this in /bant/Not like it'll dissuade that one Touhouschizo but it'll be funny when he claims that actually some guy has developed multiple longstanding identities with multiple VPNs for the sole purpose of occasionally making fun of Touhou (he is fucking insane)
Hulk strongest there is. Hulk beat Golden Man and Strong Man.Golden Man die to Flying Red Cape Man and Strong Man die to Little Monkey
>>155071238I already have.
>>155071238Never claimed this.
>>155071250I didn't claim you were the Touhouschizo. You're the Top-Can guy. The Touhouschizo is another guy, you can tell because he writes in exclusively lower case and is very mentally unwell.
>>155071263Oh sorry my bad.
fiiiyahhh
>>155071301Coles is the Macho oneJay is the Funny one Zane is the Serious oneKai is the Hot one
>>155071318Favorite Lego Piece?
TWINKLE TWINKLE TWINKLE TOESEVERYTHING SPARKLESAND GLOWS
>>155071329LEGO Piece 32557
Gentlemen. What are your favorite match ups?
>>155071358Me vs Kai in bed
WHAT......THE.......ACTUAL........SCIENCE?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!
What KILLED the HALLS?
I'm going to be turning my filters on now, and for any wannabe avatar/ritual poster faggot who want to disclose their typing tics or posting style, can step up now and expose themselves so I never have to see you againOther filter list writers feel free to share.
>>155072156lol mad faggot
Janny just RAPED and GAPED Cucky Touhou...
>any distinction after multiversal is meaningless and convolutedyeah okay but HOW multiversal though
>Sonic starts to win a thread>it gets deletedhmm
>>155071634>outerversalI mentally tune out anyone who starts speaking in absolute gibberish like this. Street Level -> Town/City Buster -> Continent Buster-> Moon Buster -> Planet Buster -> Galaxy Buster -> Universe Buster -> MultiversalThat's ALL you need. Anything else is low IQ fluff.
Ever notice how our most annoying schizos never like to do something useful like bother/fight each other?
>>155072255but how multiversal though
>>155071318>Coles is the Macho oneAnd the Gay one!
>>155072236Maybe id like to talk about matchups whether they are shit, out of nowhere (this), or actually kinoNot deal with Americans obsessed with BBC fanfiction and their favourite character in media
>m-my hero is outerversal because he acknowledged the real worldENOUGH! Post actual feats of your hero CANONICALLY AND OFFICIALLY being in the real worldNOT>m-my hero has a live action movie/stage play>h-here's a picture of a high schooler cosplaying him>h-here's a panel of my hero drawn over a picture of new yorkPost them canonically in the real world where (You) could meet them.
>>155072253>yeah okay but HOW multiversal thoughIt doesn't matter. 9 turns out of time the character you're talking about probably isn't even universal. 20 years ago we were ALL in agreement that Superman was a planet buster, Galactus was universal, and pre retcon Beyonder was multiversal. Now EVERYBODY has to be 10d outerasspull x 200 on top of being a gazillion times the speed of light, when if you actually read the fucking source material, they can't even destroy 2 planets on screen
Why did you guys ever like, make Same/Skrullnic a fucking lolcow ritualfag anyway? You all know Mario wins, and yet you kept feeding the troll this long enough he runs these threads almost Kratos tier? Like for fuck sake guys
>Anti-TouhouCHADS already anticipated the janny and with their superior canonical lightspeed reaction and travel speed and intellect premade a second threadfuark how FORWARD-THINKING and NOBLE
>Sonic the Hedgehog is still 2-1 vs Dragon Ball with no answer in sightDragonbros... We WERE meant to be Sonic's SISSIES!!! We always HIDE behind our BVLL immediately!!
>Talk shit about the moon>Thread instantly deleted I'm noooticing...
>>155072294>>155072295>both made at the exact same secondI'm nooticing...
>>155072266>but how multiversal thoughIt doesn't matter. Use feats like we did back in the day.
>>155072285Okay but how multiversal is the Pre Retcon Beyonder in relation to the Living TribunalHow multiversal is ORT in relation to uh fuckin BB or Arcueid or some shit
>>155072299Shitnic is trying to leech Touhou's power and popularity like he always does, please ignore him
I actually liked some of the discussion last thread...
>>155072274>americans out of NOWHERE
>>155072301okay so how would we quantify>blimbo scrimbo blowing up infinite sets of infinite multiverses>jrpg mcsword guy blowing up an infinite multiverse and an infinite transcendent layer surrounding it>glup shitto destroying an infinite transcendent stack of infinite multiverses
>you all know mario wins>ignore how the last time it was genuinely discussed we all agreed Sonic unironically won
>>155072325We? Who's we? Sonic's highest feats are in Archie and that shit's non canon. Literally a timeline where there's millions of chaos emeralds instead of just 7.
>Sonic discourse>Touhou discourseUgh...if only we had some sort of secondary threat to CONTAIN these weaklings and PROTECT the main thread...
Nah, I'd win
>>155072309> but how multiversal is the Pre Retcon Beyonder in relation to the Living TribunalLook at their feats like a normal person. Don't make up words.https://comicvine.gamespot.com/forums/battles-7/living-tribunal-vs-beyonder-410308/16 years ago. This is how we did it back in the day>How multiversal is ORTHe isn't>B-but the nasuverse scalers saidThey lied to you. >BBShe isn't. At best she's universal in the mooncell and the mooncell only. The nasuverse powerscalers lied to you again>ArcueidArcueid draws her strength from the Earth and the Moon, and neither is multiversal, so again, you were lied to
>>155072331did you just ignore the thread where it was discussed? >archie out of nowhere>dismisses it as non canon because he knows composite vs composite is a stomp in favor of Sonic
>>155072324glup shitto, scrimbo bimblo, and jrpg mcswordguy are also all retards that never learnt any hax besides punch good and are all multiversal flying bricksyou don't wanna know about their speed feats
>COMPOSITE I NEED YOU COMPOSITECucky Game Sonic admitting he loses to Game Mario...
What's the best Throwbots feat?
>>155072324Y O U U S E F E A T SC O M I C P A N E L S N O F A N S C A L I N GN O P I X E L S C A L I N GN O F A N C AL C SJ U S T P U R E F E E T S
>>155072331Archie's shit doesn't work outside of the Archie setting though.Pre Reboot could only do the multiversal stuff because the Chaos Force existed.The flub with Sonic's Chaos Control stacked on the partial recovery from the Genesis Wave 1 and then the Genesis Wave 2 and Super Genesis Wave caused it to break down.
>>155072354It's kinda fucked up they never had any crossovers of Bionicles with Throwbots/Slizers/Hero Factory like they did with Ninjago and Chima
>>155072366Does Chima vs Thundercats make sense?
>sonic wins with mainline canon, which was universally agreed upon a few threads ago >mario runs from that AND compositesalesfaggotry IESLB coming in 3....2....1....
>>155072356yeah so glup shitto destroyed an infinite multiverses with infinite dimensions above it but scrimbo bimblo destroyed like an infinite amount of infinite multiverses
>>155072366Throwbots/Slizers lore doesn't even fit together. They couldn't manage Bionicle crossing over too.
One simple and innocent question: is Superman immune or resistant to sealing?
Don't take the bait and just demand they post on /bant/
>>155072381No, phantom zone infamously fucks him up.
>>155072381He's been sealed away, resisted being sealed away, and broken out of being sealed away at different points in his publication history.
>>155072376Fake words aren't going to help you figure out who would win. Period. Look at their speed feats, their destructive feats, their durability feats, and their hax abilities. Then use your common sense to figure out who is stronger. It worked for literal decades before you subhumans came and infected the hobby with your fake words and your braindead fan calcs.
>>155072393>He's been sealed away So he is not.
The drop in quality from the last thread to this one is shocking...
>>155072394One time glup shitto fired an attack that hit every single point of the infinite universe but jrpg mcsword guy once attacked a guy through all points of time
>>155072405Okay. Then you ask yourself: who is faster? Who is more durable? Who has superior haxs? Fake words are NOT going to help you solve this.
ReminderALL TROONS MUST HANG BY THE NECK UNTIL DEAD.Thank you for your attention to this matter.
So, do I just filter all Mina and Asa pictures? Namefag Tour de Guy too and.. I have Same/skrullnic filters too
I want more capeKINO episodes.
Come up with a better season roster than the current BUT you have to keep one of the existing combatants>Naruto vs Ichigo 2>MechaGodzilla vs Metal Sonic>Bakugo vs Rex Splode>The Monarch vs Megamind>Gon vs Yuji>Lord English vs Superboy-Prime>Aang vs Po>Kai vs Sol Badguy>Niko Bellic vs Jacket>Han vs Kirk>Kamen Rider Geats vs Liu Kang>Light Yagami vs Walter White
>>155072413Come out already
I don't really understand G1's arguments for Outerversal Touhou but if those fail and are fake r>f it just means the outside world counts as another dimensional layer instead of outer meaning Touhou is 6D to 12DStill an upscale baby!!!!
>homosuck>kaiju>Walter white (he gets stomped come on now ive watched both)Kekaroo hell no
>>155072429>more one sided stomps where the existing combatant's results stay the sameYUM
one time glup shitto destroyed a bunch of the universes and the textbox said it was infinite and i don't want to start pixelhunting but there were like tens of thousands in the panel alonebut one time retarded shitter also destroyed a bunch of universes and it was also stated to be infinite and there also appeared to be tens of thousands...they also have no hax, had their multiverse destruction panel reused (the artist was lazy) for an attack they took and uh moved from one end of the multiverse to the other side in a second
>>155072429Yusuke vs Ichigo (this is likely the best for both)Cell vs Garou Bakugou vs Blue Gru vs syndrome Denji vs Ash Williams Sentry vs Superman Aang vs YugoKai vs Toa Tahu (0 idea who else could either of them fight)
You are now going to discuss The Amazing Digital Circus.
>>155072437Walter White is a little more debatable on what could happen assuming he has the cartel around, even if he doesn't he's still willing to play dirty like Light so it's a little more interesting.
>>155072411well they're both equally as fast, have no hax and both artists reused their big multiversal feats as attacks they tanked (because they were lazy) so...
>>155072342>he knows composite vs composite-Don't be a disingenuous faggot or I'll pull out Super Mario Kun, Paper Mario, and Super Mario RPG
Doesn't Mario already scale to Paper Mario given he literally interacted with him
>>155072484>>155072473>>155072342Jesus fucking christ who cares shut the fuck up already talk about something else and stop dragging this shit on.
>>155072415Make sure to filter:MeMinabroSonic as a wholeMario as a wholeKratosAsura The HulkbroGojo posters as a whole SimonSpawnDrSpic namefagThe words "jeet", "gay", "sissy",."cuck", "cuckoldry", "bbc", "RAPES", "GAPES", "troons", ectEvery /dbs/ posterTokusatu as a wholewhowouldwin namefagGodzillaSuperman Yujiro HanmaMakimaTouhou as a wholeThen you will finally have a pristine thread with no shitposters.
>>155072500You forgot "troonhou"
>>155072500>Tokusatu as a whole Good luck lol
>>155072505Oh and also any FAG- post using it as a prefix
>>155072429Team Urameshi vs Team KogomeCell vs SurgeRex Splode vs RezeGrumind but betterDenji vs RyukoSentry vs MilkmanBreak MonthToa Mata vs Winx Club
>>155072500>>155072512>Hey /co/! Gimme a /dbg/ with nothing!
Finally set up my filters, time for a nice pristine shitpost-free thread!*no future posts are made*You are...active no longer...
>>155072517>Denji vs RyukoWhat's the connection
>>155072520>I...actually was...
>>155072518With nuthin?
>>155072500At this point just erase /dbg/ altogether
>>155072528 You're willingly entering a gutter thread entirely filled with shitposters expecting anything to change. Filter away all the shit posting and there's nothing left.
>>155072500I JUST WANT TO TALK ABOUT DEATH BATTLE!
>>155072521Ripcord activation, regeneration, manipulated by those around them to move the plot along until they become too much of a nuisance, darker henshin heroes, paranormal power source that relies on blood but is a unique specimen amongst their kin due to a way of consuming them and also being the goodest guy of the kin
>>155072535You never talk about death battle skrullnic
>>155072540Huh that's more than I thought. I never watched Ryuko vs Shadow, what are her stats?
>>155072500These are all THE CHAMPIONS of /dbg/
>>155072540Oh and the climax results in the paranormal powersource dying for the sake of their host and the world.
>>155072500I would never filter you asasissy
>>155072565I permit you to filter me.
>>155072295Since they were weak to AI, it was inevitable that they would be defeated by it.
>>155072555>Both KLK and CSM's endings are shitty.
>>155072498>S-STOP TALKING ABOUT THE BVLLS OF THE HALLSIrrelevant LITERALWHOsura...
That does it...now that you've really PISSED ME OFF, it's time to use my ultimate attack that can shatter STONE WALLS and make even a MEDIUM SIZED BUILDING tremble...
>>155072551If you toss out outliers, she's probably about a casual blockbuster in base during the last few episodes, but it is hard to say how strong Senketsu Kisaragi (golden superform) is.She's definitely fast but not faster than light.She has better regeneration because of Life Fibers needing to be cut from both sides simultaneously to be truly severed.She does have better mobility even if she isn't faster than Denji since she can fly with jet thrusters that allow for inertial control.
>>155072500>all these fucking filtersAbsolute low test behavior
>>155072500How does one go about even trying thisSomeone format it for me
>>155072615>START TALKING ABOUT BBC!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
>>155072614>>155072551Nta but she's at max moon level with relativistic+ speed. She should be city to mountain level at most with massively hypersonic speed in base.
>>155072437>>155072437Walt is Light's best MU on both the thematic and debate front.>Columbo always wins at the end of every episode and Light has no way of finding out his real name without prep time, has no themes besides the criminal/detective angle>Lelouch has better themes, but is a complete AP stomp>Bateman, Johan and Dexter are all Light stomps and also lacks strong themes beyond serial killers
>>155072473care to post any feats from those versions of mario?
>>155072551>>155072555>>155072540Skipped to the end of it to find the stats.Ryuko: Mach 7779.63 658 Exatons of TnTDenji: Mach 111875.9 32.9 Gigatons of TntYuji: Mach 932.9 3.36 Megatons of TnTDenji is significantly faster
>>155072633I ask for this Sonic and Gojo bro btw
>>155072600You can go 1 thread without talking about Sonic or Mario. You'll live.
>>155072641Who should Lelouch fight? Reinhard?
>>155072641>>Bateman, Johan and Dexter are all Light stomps and also lacks strong themes beyond serial killersWalter White stumbles and everyone find out he's Heisenberg. Light doesn't even need to use the Death Note to win.
>>155072633>cherrypicking ONE example out of the dozensDishonestFAGGOT...
>>155072614>because of Life Fibers needing to be cut from both sides simultaneously to be truly severed.Can't Denji do that? He's straight up made of Chainsaws. This is a non issue. For any other character except the guy made of weapons this would matter.
>>155072615>>155072623Nah. Filters are for the weak. Just ignore what bothers you.
>>155072650You don't actually have to watch the episodes. The fandom wiki has full episode transcripts.
>>155072672Nta but it means you have to cut Life Fibers like a scissors does or with a scissor. If you completely bisect them, they will still regenerate.
Anything else
>>155072690I watched the show a few years ago they do that with dual swords and scissors..Denji/Pochita can do that. He has multiple chainsaws. Ryuko bleeds like crazy in all her fights so there's no shortage of blood. Denji and Pochita together have enough BIQ to figure it out.
>>155072682I can't.......just SEEING the name sonic makes me MINDBROKEN and MINDRAPED!!!!!!!!! IT'S A FUCKING INFOHAZARD I CAN'T FUCKING DO IT ANYMOOOOOREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! SONIC-SAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>155072682If you and minafag weren't avatarfagging as girls like femboy faggots that should be worshipping me. Then maybe i wouldnt not like you showing up
>>155072695This nigga is going to be sitting in silence lmao
>>155072695STRONGER THAN FILTERSNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>155072672It depends honestly. I don't want to wank, but Life Fibers are extremely durable too. I more meant it as like a potential knowledge check.Based on Ragyou, it is possible that a Life Fiber hybrid's heart is also a weak point that doesn't need the same metrics, but Ragyou was also killing herself, so maybe it was choosing to not regenerate.
>>155072695I hope you enjoy what you have created, "FilterCHAD"
>>155072710>clicks hide?>>155072707You replied to me :)
>>155072695dbs?
>>155072695This nigga's too fragile for Superman
>>155072711>Life Fibers are extremely durable too.The episode said "harder than steel". If we're going with that then I think most characters posted here could do it.
>>155072718>:)superfag...
>>155072698I believe you but I have to warn you that there's the no limits fallacy based on statements that only Life Fibers (or something made of them hardened like metal) can kill Life Fibers with only cutting them, it's based off of at least one statement and I don't remember if it's proven right or wrong.
>>155072716Post bussy
>>155072706Him and I are hairy fat brown obese men in real life. We're also the same guy on two different routers btw.
>>155072735Country of origin?
>>155072738Peru
>>155072695You forgot Spawn
I've been thinking about it and what's stopping Kai from just redirecting Tahu's plasma attacks right back to Tahu?
>>155072747>Ping Pong battle.
>>155072730We don't really know what Bakuzan is in a material sense, but it is seemingly a special material since the Nudist Beach Elite 4 use weapons of a similar appearance and also Satsuki's toenail is made of the same material too.So it is like, Hardened Life Fibers and Bakuzan (literally Binding Cutting) are the main materials for Life Fiber destruction.
>>155072641Novel Dexter RAPES Light
>>155072745What does Spawn do? I find him cool, what does it mean for the thread
>>155072730Wait is Ryuko made of 100% life fibers like Senketsu is?
>>155072758Denji ain't that jacket It's always cringe when an artist shows they self insert on a character
>>155072753Ping Pong except if one absorbs too much fire he might straight up die
>>155072769Denji is lean muscular he looks better than what they drew.>It's always cringe when an artist shows they self insert on a characterTrue.
>>155072779>>155072758I ship Ryūko with Isaac Clarke.>>155072760I always disliked that lazy writing thing. Just say they're hardened Life Fibers, for fuck's sake.>>155072767She's a human and Life Fibers hybrid, but LFs have literal alien DNA different from ours so idk.>>155072775Afaik that only happens with Tahu at his weakest.
>>155072767She's a human born and infused with Life Fibers, she might be similar to Nui.Ragyou by comparison is a human that merged with Life Fibers at some point later in life.
https://youtu.be/KZLspNiGWGU?si=smWHwp1AjInpGP9fA new boss has arrived!
>>155072787In all likelihood, it is probably meant to be similar in conception to meteoric iron being seen as a magical ore given its black color.I understand not wanting them to also be HLF weapons though, because it would make the Scissor Blades seem less special by comparison.
>>155072787What's stopping Denji from eating her? Fully or partially.
>>155072747Tahu's heat resistance is specifically greater than his own AP.>Stage 6: Strong enough to withstand the heat of Tahu Nuva’s magma swords.
>>155072766>>155072500Idk, I thought you were using that list as reference and saw he was missing. I don't really care.
>>155072801They're made less special by making it so they're not made of the ONLY MATERIAL that CAN KILL Life Fibers.They could've made it so that the weapons didn't kill the LFs because they're not scissors but affected them by doing something to their regeneration, or something.>>155072811Pretty tomboy girl.
Denji? Sonic easily speed blitz him. Getting him drunk and unbuttons his shirt. Sonic's soft hands rub across his chest. Being such a vulnerable sissy, Denji blushes and begs Sonic to grope his chest. Sonic laughs at how much of a fag Denji has instantly become. Denji's soft pathetic hands grope Sonic's chest, Denji mutters something to himself about it being 'close enough'. Sonic grabs Denji's little chainsaw and starts revving it. Nobody has ever touched him like this before and he can't control himself. Sonic isn't done with him yet, he forces it inside his tight blue asshole and Denji holds onto his quills. Seconds pass and ChainsawFAG is lying on the ground completely drained. Sonic looks down at him, waggles his finger at him to taunt him and runs off. KO!
>>155072766Spawn is only brought up for cuckposting or in relation to Kratos. He's an obvious thing to filter, right?
Match ups for this feeling?
>>155072695Going to post my HERO with a new hash every time.Have fun clicking hide every time you fucking wuss.
>>155072797My god this makes Earclacks look like educational television.
>>155072828...you weren't supposed to mention that
>>155072829This is just the entire hobby of battleboarding and powerscaling as a whole.But Sonic and Mario.
>>155072818>Pretty tomboy girl.Death Battle contestants fight to kill. Denji has been shown to kill women when necessary.
>>155072615>>155072682>"STOP FILTERING MEEEEEE!!!!" >o<
>>155072843didn't you know that this is fuck battle now
>>155072829Magdalene (Mewgenics) vs Lusamine (pokemon)
>>155072853Filtering is fine. You just decided to make a big deal out of it and announce to everyone how soft you are.
>>155072828>>155072840Nta but I bring up Spawn because he's cool and I like him. Such a shame what the retards here associate him with.>>155072843But I'd like her and I'd feel sad if she died.
>>155072853I encourage you to filter every single thing that annoys you
>>155072811Do we know if Denji can survive without oxygen? Because the strength gap is absurd enough that Ryuko could actually hit him into space and give chase.
>>155072864>Denji posts on /dbg/ now
>>155072864>ignore MY shitposts about Spawn...sometimes I actually discuss him
Why is Spawn associated with Simon anyway. He died and his wife remarried.
>simon out of nowhere
>>155072876Yes we do. That exact scenario happens in the series.
>>155072877I'll take it as a compliment.>>155072880I don't shitpost about Spawn.Okay, I BARELY do, and it's not bad shitpost.>>155072881Ntr obsessed brown retards, that's why.
>>155072891>don't address the retarded logic of shitpostsWhy
>>155072902>>Okay, I BARELY do, and it's not bad shitpost.You're no better than the other retards here who ritual post.
Simon is not Outerversal btw
>>155072916That's right anon. We need to be better men than this.
>>155072916That's true, but I cope with it by reminding myself that there is nothing sexual in my shitposts.>>155072925Mainline Simon isn't, but composite can be wanked to that level.
What can Ryuko do to potentially put down Denji for good? She seems to have more strength if that counts for something.
>>155072941Cut his foreskin
>>155072934>That's true, but I cope with it by reminding myself that there is nothing sexual in my shitposts.But anon...all of Spawn's shitposts are sexual.
Cole is the black one
>>155072953Not the ones that are mine.
>>155071214Throwbots are cool but their limbs look like they can snap easily.
Aya vs SonicWho's faster?
>>155072666>Walter White stumbles and everyone find out he's Heisenberg.Hank was the first person working against him to figure out Walt's identity after 5 seasons, and only after Walt leaves the smoking gun out in the open out of arrogance. Meanwhile>Bateman regularly murders out in the open, confessed to his crimes over the phone and has to be bailed out by his dad covering them up by the end of the movie>Johan got discovered at the end of his show's first season>Quinn and his PI both figure out Dexter's identity out in Season 5
You might be massively stronger and faster than me but I have EXPERIENCE!
>>155072941Iunno. Denji might be able to outlast her.Based on her Death Battle stats, she is like a billion times stronger though.
>>155072833>BFR to the HIDE POST verse>Gone from eternity (my pov)?
>>155072969>bailed out by his dad at the end?? He was schizo the whole time
>>155072965Most of them just used the same piece used for Pohatu's elbows for their limbs.Unless you mean the throwing arm. Those pieces were actually durable as hell.
>Johan "gets away with it in an empty hospital coma bed becuz Gary stuism" MonsterYAAAAAAWN
I think Denji and Ryuko would make a great couple. She's unironically the kind of woman denji needs to be a better person.
>*Rapes Aether and Lumine*
I think peak Denji beats peak Ryuko. End of Series blood devil contract Denji loses to end of series post Senketsu death Ryuko because she's massively superhuman.>>155073014Denji really needs someone to match his freak and Ryuko can do that.
>>155072999The final scene with his lawyer clearly implies they're covering it up and telling him to shut up about it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gE6AVp-2Jic
>>155072969>Hank was the first person working against him to figure out Walt's identity after 5 seasons, and only after Walt leaves the smoking gun out in the open out of arrogance. There were times Hank was suspicious of Walt. I think if Walt wasn't family Hank would have pressed harder. Also, Gus and Mike pretty much immediately clock Walter White. Skylar also figures out what he's doing by season 2. I like the idea of Walter White vs Light more than Columbo but I think Light would be able to solve the case pretty quickly. Maybe it would drag on if it was beginning of series Light vs beginning of series Walter White but even then it would still be a stomp.
>>155073014I ship Denji with Kobeni because of mutual character development reasons and because I watched Drive and Taxi Driver.I already said I ship Isaac Clarke with Ryūko Matoi but I'll say it again anyways because this is the only place I've ever said it.>>155073036Nta but I don't remember Ryūko being freaky and zesty like that (why tf am I speaking like this?)
>>155073037Or because they're so full up their ass snobby yuppies that they dont bother to remember other people's faces and just focus on themselves
Post Bateman destroying a mountain.
>>155073014>the kind of woman [Man] needs to be a better person.I know we are talking about fictional characters but still... NoThinking a woman can "fix" you or help you become better when you are fucked up in the head is a recipe for disaster...Trust me I've been there...
>Gus, Mike, Cartel, this teenager is trying to kill me or is looking even a tiny bit suspicious to all of us. Kill him
>>155073047Denbeni is kino and my preference too actually.>I don't remember Ryūko being freaky and zesty like thatShe matches Denji's energy well. Like in the episode where she fights against the tech nerf and decides to hit everywhere all at once. She's a little crazy and that fits well with Denji.
>>155073081Can you have a typing tic so I can filter you too
>>155073081>Trust me I've been there...Makimabro what happened?
>>155073083To be fair. If Gus noticed Light was getting close to figuring out who Heisenberg was he would probably have the cartel kill him.
>>155073047She got really freaky once she started wearing junketsu and there was her whole dream world where she's in a wedding dress waiting to get married. There's also the fact her mom molests her.
Shaggy and Scooby unironically hard counter Light
>>155073086Yeah she's matching in humor and gets pretty close in personality, but I think that the humor part is hard carried overall by Kill La Kill 's sense of humor, and that the freak part is still not a thing with her.Like, she doesn't like perverted people like her pedophile teacher, not saying that Denji is at his level though.
>>155073083>breaking bad and death note episode>as far as they approach light they start speaking like it's an anime dubhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ci8dIpNcyEY
>>155073081Romantic connection and friendship as a whole is supposed to help you improve somewhat as a person. Your connections and bonds with people do affect you and change you whether positive or negative.
>>155073112Scooby does because he's a dog. Shaggy only sort of does. It would take some light snooping to find some official documentation with his full name.
>>155073118That's like saying Simon and Kamina aren't a little goofy personality wise because that's Gurren Lagann's humor. That's not how this works. How they are portrayed is how they are. Ryuko is a little crazy in the head.
>>155073107Junketsu thing was literally her being brainwashed to be evil, and she was a lesbian during that.The dream world thing was an escapist dream situation that was portrayed by the series as something bad.Her mom is evil, and she's not Ryūko.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jez5pzD6K34
>>155073132Why do so many artists draw him like he's some cackling Joker character when he's pretty serious in the comics Ive read like Silver Surfer Black?
>>155072374>sonic wins with mainline canon, which was universally agreed upon a few threads agothings that no one but samenic agreed with>mario runs from that AND compositethings that no one but samenic thinks (mario stomps both times btw)
>>155073133eh, but she often takes the "only sane woman" role in the gags
>>155073158Everyone in the verse is insane. Problem?
Tomorrow is the preview, are you excited?
Ryuko? Canonically weak to spanking and getting whipped.
>>155073177Yes, since they got an actually good stop-motion artist for this episode.
>>155073177HELL FUCKING YEAAAAAHHHH
Two masochist sluts killing each other until they give in and start fucking
>Spears Jiren once
>>155073205Now you're getting why Denji and Ryuko is hot as fuck!
>>155073157>anyone who disagrees with me is samenic (at least 8.3 billion people)>samerio is still running from composite because he knows Mario at his strongest loses to smoke clouds
>>155073205>Kaguya and Mokou out of nowhere
>>155073201ZAMN
>>155073231>anyone who disagrees with me is samenic (at least 8.3 billion people)Are you having a melty? What is this delusion.>samerio is still running from composite because he knows Mario at his strongest loses to smoke clouds>Parrotnic still being disingenuous when his strongest form in lore loses to ice which those magma clouds would meltkek
>>155073242Yeah it's gonna be kino
>>155073186
>Walt, now back to his normal state, looks at Light in surprise. He had spent the entire fight reading Light's mind and analyzing his movements, something Light had been completely unaware of. In that brief moment of insight, Walt discovered Light's biggest weakness, and a plan began to form in his mind.>With a smirk, Walt steps forward, his voice calm. "You know what? I give up. You win," he says, surprising Light. "You're the better vigilante." Light is flattered, his pride swelling at Walt's praise.>Walt drops to one knee in front of him. "Hey, can I get your autograph?" he asks innocently.>Light chuckles, "Of course, worm." He takes a pen and signs his name for Walt.>Walt takes the autograph, smiling. "Thanks... uh... Shite.">Sentry corrects him with a laugh, "It’s Light.">Suddenly, Kira instantly reverts back into his powerless man-child form of little Light. Before he can react properly, Walt shoots his gun clean through Light’s torso, the force of the blow lifting him off the ground. He opens the Death Note, writing a cancer blast that tears through Light’s body, obliterating him completely.>Within moments, all that remains is a pile of ashes.>Walt stands tall, brushing his hands off as he looks down at the remnants of Light. "You did just as good as Gus did in the nursing home," Walt says, a touch of respect in his voice.
Is your hero a MACHO MAN?
>>155073201>>155073273Holy soul...
>>155073307>cries like a bitch>loses
>>155073291so fuarking respectful...
>>155073368No one asked for your life story, pal.
>>155073368Light...
>>155073153Knull hates weakling but likes jokes.
>>155073099I'm not posting about my life in the Powerscaling, cuck, nigger, gay, general.I just wanted to point out that flawed way of thinking because I know some people genuinely go around with that mentality You can't truly love someone without loving yourself in the first place, and thinking the love of others can fix your own problems often ends up dragging those around you into the same pit that's making you miserable >>155073124Yes, but there's a difference between bonding and having positive influences around you and trying to use some else's affection as a bandaid for your own problems.Change must come from within to have any lasting impact on one's life.
What's stopping Walter White from running over Light and shooting him in the head?
why Walter White anyways when Walt's Warning puts him at outerversal?
>>155072747>Puts on Vahi when Kai gets VERY close>Use those brief minutes to spam every Makuta hax that'd work until you have to take off the Mask due to strain>Time resumes>Kai is poisoned, speed drained, sleepy, and exhausted all of a sudden>Tahu recovers and plasma engulfs or suffocates him
>Outerversal Walter BITCHSounds like another fleshlight for Hulk!
GokuDAMN!
>>155073444walter isn't faster than light.
>>155073444What was stopping Cucky Walt from doing this to Big Bro Beneke before he fucked his wife?
>>155073577has Tahu ever spammed all his hax at once during time stop? is he a Ainz Ooal Gown
Sonic and Eggman have fortnite scaling? Mario! Bowser! You need to run now!
>>155073624Rug victim Beneke?
>>155073646Walt is below rugl evel?
>>155073589>Brooce>put your dick away brooce>I'm not having sex with you
>>155073633No but there's nothing stopping him toMask powers can't be used in conjuction with each otherKraata powers can't be used in conjunction with each otherBut you can use both at the same time the same way Toa can use their weaponry and elemental powers simultaneously with their present maskIt wouldn't be easy, far from it but it's certainly in the realm of possibility as established by how powers work in Bionicle and if Tahu has to the Mask of Time at all a moment like this would be it to secure a win
And we're back. Did the period of void allow for any meditation?
>>155073707so it's possible but hasn't really been done?
GODnic gayraped the site and nutted deep into its bootyyole
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwzDqN7foyILight would die to this btw
>>155073739and we're back #2
I doubt you get many reps in to be honest.Or work.
One of my favorite series is Battle Fever J.
>>155073779I took a shower
>>155072500translation:>these things made fun of me at some point :(
>>155073765kek...
>>155073765>Light would die to this btwBeneke TANKED that btw
Scp-682 vs Doomsday coming soon...
>>155073794I love those
>>155073810Walt > Beneke > Light
so for Kai to win he'd just need to get a single hit in and for Tahu to win he'd need to use his abilities together in a way that's possible but hasn't been done
>>155073425In case anyone here is a turbovirgin and actually buys into this, don't, unless you actually want to die aloneGetting a gf if anything will cure depression, do not wait to "fix yourself"
>>155071214>solos Dragon Ball/Z/GT/Super>solos Invincible
>>155073837+ Kai is faster and resists or matches most of Tahu's important abilities, yes, it's a boring shitstomp match and hopefully we can move on soon
Assuming they did do Light vs White. What resources would each side get? I assume L would not be involved in Light's case and Walter would either have to get the Cartel or Jack's crew
>>155073753The Mask of Time has only been used twice on-screenVakama used it but was overwhelmed and slowed himself as well and could only slow down Makuta's shadow hand causing Lhikan to intervene and shield himTahu uses it and manages to slow down the Bohrok Kal to a point where "motion was barely perceptible" but his muscles were shaking from all the strain of using the mask and keeping the concentration strong enough to maintain the effectHe could move but barely and told the other Toa to quickly stop the Kal while he kept them in placeIt's important to know time itself does not stop, the Krana-Kal's automatic defenses still activated even when time slowed down
>>155073837Well how many of the Kraata powers has Tahu witnessed firsthand or fought against?I also don't think "put him to sleep" and "target the disintegration beam" at your opponent are difficult tasks even if he never used them
>>155073839if that was a priority, I would have done so by now.I'm just EXTREMELY horny.
>>155073853Post Kai being immune to sleep
My general advice would be to not care.But since you're so insistent, I'd like a bicep pic.
>I resist MOST of your hax!>do you resist the ones where i stop you from moving and indefinitely incapacitate you>...erm...well if shot a lightning bolt i wouldn't care...
>>155073850>jobs to a fucking can
>>155073862If he has 40 other powers he could just as likely use first (especially since "going for sleep" is apparently not something he's ever actually done) then it sounds like Tahu has a 1/40 shot of actually winning
>>155073857>WaltAll of his available resources and connections pre-Lambert (Saul, Jesse, Jack's crew, etc.)>LightRyuk, the Death Note and Misa
>>155073891*if you
>>155073642That's their secret Chief, they always had to run...
>>155073891>DEATH BATTLE, DEATH BATTLE, DEATH BATTLEMindbroken.
So from what I've understood, Tahu wins via hax as long as they don't make Kai faster?
>>155073892A can neither of those verses have <3
>>155073931So long as he isn't massively faster yes
Tahu gets obliterated. Hax has NEVER won against Strength and Speed
>>155073893...shit. This really does just kill every haxman "wincon" ever doesn't it?
>>155073957>Hax has NEVER won against Strength and SpeedGhost Riderbro...
ENOUGH.*rapes you wholesomely*
>>155073850Not even close
>>155073893I mean it's not like he'd go for something like Lightning when's he getting attackedHe'd go for Invulnerability, Shields, Dodge or Slow in that instance and Regen/Adaptation if he gets hit
>>155073965Yeah in a match where they ignored Ghost Rider's own hax and made up a weakness while also making up new powers for Spawn he didn't actually have If that's how haxmen need to get a win, then lol. Lmao even
>>155073957>Spawn vs ghost rider out of nowhere
>>155073850Hakai
Can we see Ghost Rider resisting existence erasure, reality warping, or soul manipulation on a consistent basis
Who is that?Who is that on the left?
>>155073946>Evil containment wave. >Gogeta's Startdust breaker/soul punisher>Deviman's beam that causes the evil within your soul to explode you from within >The spirit bomb which deal super effective damage to evil
>>155074005Oh so now consistency matters
>>155073960Not.. really?
>>155073966*respectfully and consensually rapes you*
>>155073957Yes the fuck it has.
>>155074016>I have 10 billion powers and I'm likely to use any of them first>I can only win if I use 1 or 2 specific powersHaving more options isn't really better, especially when your opponent win con is just "punch you in face"
>>155073987They are equal in stats though. Ghost Rider’s stats came from Chainscaling, Spawn came from straight being Omnipotent. They gave GR, the strength advantage through voodoo cosmology nonsense
>>155073957The Doctor
>>155074018what's wrong with this scene? why does he bump her into the dresser, the fan and box fall over, but then in the close up the box and fan are back perfectly positioned. then he reaches over, grabs the fan, and sort of pulls her to let her run, then she runs and he's holding the fan in his left hand, but then immediately after he's empty handed?Did they make some of these 3D cutscenes with AI?
>>155074056No Ai. They just got lazy and didn't keep the scenes consistent
>>155073853They're seemingly leaning on both being the same speedThey ignored Kai dodging a laser (so far) but they also didn't bring up the Inika reacting to Umbra who is lightspeed (it's never depicted outside of text IIRC)
>>155074031>guy throws out fire powers>hmmm, out of my many powers what should i use? oh i know i'll throw more fire at them!I think you assume for some reason the haxguy is going to be retarded when they can probably figure out what hax might and might not work.And you know, that usually the generically effective and applicable hax like "speed buff" or "slow them down" are obvious first picks in a fight
>>155073850Your creator is a scum for posting someone else’s art without their permission, but I’ll it if it means Danny gets raped and gaped
>>155074078>They're seemingly leaning on both being the same speedThey cut the preview right before they said Kai was going to be faster than lightspeed dragons and then said the other one's speed was lightning bolt level
>>155073894It might go down to who pulls the trigger first or how quickly Walt slips up. But Walt could use Jack's crew or Gus's crew to just kill off Light before anything happens. Light being the likely aggressor might be his downfall too. >Jesse probably gets killed by Light but only because when doing research on the Heisenberg case Light sees police records of Jesse selling meth and just offs him for being a criminal. >Saul might be only useful for a scenario with helping Walt run off, but that would only delay the inevitable. I don't think Light would kill Walt for no reason but if he found hard evidence against him a lawyer isn't going to help him>Jack's Crew/Gus's Crew. Best case for Walt. Walt tells either of them that this Japanese police officer is getting too close to finding out about them (Or Mike sees this before anyone else) and they just shoot Light dead. Misa might make it out alive depending on who's taking the hit. Walt would not care about holding back since he doesn't know or care about Light. >Ryuk wouldn't care too much. He'd laugh that Light got assigned overseas over a drug case>Death Note. Light takes out anyone still alive who has criminal records. Most Salamancas who have criminal records are already dead. >Misa and Rem, could help as an unsuspecting support kind of like Mike in a way. They might help if they noticed one person alone snooping around Light but that's mostly it.
>>155073946Doesn't Dragon Ball have that sealing technique thing?
>>155074069No no it's AI, look at when he bumps into her, when the fan falls over it kind of turns into her hair , then when he reaches over to grab the fan on the close up, he grabs then fan and then pulls back and suddenly his hand connects to hers to pull her along, watch frame by frame you can see they made this game with sloppa stuff lol
>>155073853>yes, it's a boring shitstomp matchIt's a fucking lego stop motion death battle can your ungrateful ass at least be excited for that
>>155073853Post Kai resisting time manipulation
>>155073133>>155073158>>155073173What I meant is that the series humor doesn't fully fit her sense of humor. Like, she's not the main cause of most of it, she usually opposes it, if I remember correctly.
>>155074056It's an AI meme of a guy and his female counterpart. For some reason, China loves AI memes.
Walt scales to Jimmy who is able to shoot lightning bolts from his fingertips, Jimmy also scales to Chuck via being able to contend with Chuck Blast. Walt can use his pyrokinesis to make a room explode. What are Light's answer to this?
>>155073946>A can neither of those verses have <3...because the mafuba works 999999999 times better btw
>Low Diffs Goku & Vegeta
>>155074034It doesnt matter, the fact that death battle considered that spawn hax beats ghost rider superior strength its the only thing that matters
>>155074142OOOH okay, I thought it was a legit cutscene from the game. (Which would be based to have consensual rape) but okay. I have just seen the clip so many times that I saw those small things and thought that some chinese game was pulling some shit lol
>>155074155not hard to do as long as you're planet level
>>155074084>think you assume for some reason the haxguy is going to be retarded when they can probably figure out what hax might and might not work.The haxguy realistically doesn't have a lot of time if all the other guy needs to do is just close the gap and punch him in the faceOver a prolonged period of time, sure, but against a really simple win con having a billion powers is not going to help. Again, having too many decisions clouds reaction time which is legitimately fatal against someone far stronger than you.>applicable hax like "speed buff" or "slow them down" are obvious first picks in a fightHaxguys often barely use those kinds of things and just opt for "generic magic spell". I'm willing to bet Tahu does the same shit since no one has posted him using shit like stasis or sleep in any kind of intelligent or meaningful way.
>>155074155>uses the Brain Gain
>>155074198>subtracts Goku & Vegeta's braincells and atoms.
>>155074002>FILLERus
>>155074171Nah. Cutscene quality can vary between "cinematic moments" and "conversations", but they're usually more like this.
>>155074229>Brain Gain's then back and defeats the Meanies
>>155074186Counterpoint: How many instances does Tahu have of being retarded
also apparently while we were gone Nintendo posted this so much for appearing in Fortnite means your desperate/relevant
GREEN GIANT STRONGEST THERE IS!!!!!!!!
>>155074052The doctor outstats Rick and have better equipment. He beat RICK with a spoon
>>155074283Won't be a Nintendo character in Fortnite. Fortnite would never allow a skin to be exclusive to a console.
>>155074278It's not a matter of being retarded or not. But if Tahu is going to use his powers in some hyperrational competent way where he effortlessly strings together multiple powers (and specifically all the ones that would be of the best use versus Kai) then he should at least have the bare minimum to show that he regularly does that. No one has posted that so far so I'm going to assume he doesn't.A good example is Gojo vs Makima, where Makima had way more varied hax than Gojo, and they even ruled Bang could get through Infinity plus she was faster, but ultimately Gojo wins because he blocks 99% of what she does and regularly uses Domain Expansion which instafucks her while she would likely waste time going for other "useless" moves like Control or her summons first.
>>155073850
>>155074283>Fortnite kneeled to Nintendo after allkek
>>155074096>They cut the preview right before they said Kai was going to be faster than lightspeed dragonsContext?The preview ended with them bringing up Jay's dragon which is a lightning elemental
Tahu lost.
>>155074347wouldn't that be the opposite? their characters are getting Chief'd
>>155074368The dragon is said to be lightspeed in a guidebook
>>155074374you didn't even see the damn episode yet faggot
>>155074391FVARK that's faster than I am at my absolute strongest....
>>155068110
>>155074389Fortnite has been begging Nintendo for years but they've been denying it, If it's actually switch exclusive skins then fortnite kneeled to their rules.
>>155074420and what if they aren't
>>155074374...the losing competition.
does a mask that analyzes an opponent's abilities and weaknesses in an instant exist?
>>155074416Slurpnic...
This whole discussion is filled with uncertainty regarding who might take this and I think that's because no one itt knows fully about either series to really decide
>>155074473>thinks of sonic>the first thing he thinks of is him sucking cock
>>155074255Goku = 8Kid Goku = 6Krillin = 4Bejita = 1114 + 60 - 66 = 8 Final answer is 1 Goku
>>155074500Ichigoku.
>samenic
>>155074454In that case we'll have fun watching Mario's skin outselling sonic's thanks to the sheer memetic strength generated by the sight of a Nintendo character showing up in third party consoles
>>155074418
>>155074418Shigaraki victim.>B-BUTZero counter to decay, regen, and endless arms form.
>I'M A BAKIBRO I'M A BAKIBRO I'M A BAKIBRO I'M A BAKIBRO I'M A BAKIBRO I'M A BAKIBRO I'M A BAKIBRO I'M A BAKIBRO I'M A BAKIBRO I'M A BAKIBRO I'M A BAKIBRO I'M A BAKIBRO I'M A BAKIBRO I'M A BAKIBRO I'M A BAKIBRO
>>155074454Then fortnite keeps begging if it's not universal skins
>>155074283>Not-link becomes link when you boot up the switch 2 with him.
>>155074573it's Bakubro
Greasy cocks and lubed up buttholes are what my verse is all about. Every inch of this place sees action from the bottom of the sea to the highest mountains. You can smell the men.
>>155074571What about Parasites, Versus can counter her with Parasites.
>>155073931Just once I want the hax underdog to win and beat a Multiversal FTL++++ stat bloater. Dimensional scaling must be stopped.
>>155074610Sorry, but gay jokes are hilarious.
Praying to God and living a virtuous life is what my verse is all about. Every inch of this place is pious from the bottom of the sea to the highest mountains. You can smell the faith.
>BakubroHe shitstomps Light and Waltuh btw.
>>155074617Shigaraki effortlessly wipes them out by decaying everything for several miles around him. His body is also immune to toxins and infections by simply forming mouths and vomiting them out.You have to understand that without Aizawa and several other mitigating factors everyone was FUCKED. Full Power Shigaraki is a BEAST!!
Hey how's it goin?
>>155074546>Having sex in the middle of the chaos.yeah
>>155074610Y-YOU JUST DESCRIBED MY HERO'S VERSE MY HERO IS MARIO, GOKU, WALLY WEST, GODZILLA, BROLY, DOOMSDAY, SIMON, KRATOS, GRU, YUGI, DIO, FRISK, SUPERMAN, ANYA, AANG, POPEYE, JUNKO AND KRATOS BTW!
>>155074650The Curse.
SUPERCHAD PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE STOP MAKING ME DO YOUR LAUNDRY JUST BECAUSE I'M A LITERALWHO TOKUJOBBER
Uh oh, someone's upset at Japanese superheroes again.
>>155074685silly anon, no men exist in Touhou
>>155074610versusbro...
>>155074651Hey Skrullnic. Or is it Toypedo? Ultraman posters get accused of a lot of things.
If black sperm attacked the world of mha could everyone survive him?
>>155074391....well shitIf they don't bring up Inika scaling and be generous about it yeah, Kai is speedblitzing
>>155074764Ochako tanks all of it and solos.
>>155074764Yeah, my hero would handle it my slurping him up.
Something something, post in the /bant/ thread
>>155074721It's because I mentioned Legendary not being the original creators of Godzilla in an earlier thread
>>155074750Yeah, imagine getting so mad at Japanese super heros, you start impersonating them, prove you're not them by posting the same images, and then cum on a Pan GT toy in a Powerpuff girl tread like a freak.
>>155074484>>155074513>>155074618Skrullnic...
>>155074780She's not gonna tank black sperm she couldn't even survive his golden form
>>155074799>Skrullnic getting uppity at Minabro
>>155074799>One actually talking about the topic and not shit stirringYup, obviously the real Minafag.
>>155074775https://biosector01.com/wiki/PhotokAlso Umbra.Also Dodge Level 5 AMPs up base stats enough to be able to react and dodge to light speed, so if you're already LS popping a Dodge Level 6...
>>155074812Deku knows otherwise.
>>155074788Wait till they find out Lion King is a ripoff of Kimba the White Lion.
>>155074823Ochako couldn't survive black sperm let alone use her gravity to lift all of black sperm. There's simply too much of him plus he'd definitely just break her arms and legs.
>>155074780Black Sperm vs Ochako be like https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=8562357&tags=arekara4nen
>>155074780but she can't tank this.Aliens: Gravity distortion - Black hole
>>155074834I think it's one of the reasons it's so difficult to find a match for Burning Godzilla Most people writing DB are unfamiliar with Godzilla in works made before 2014, therefore they never knew anything about death by meltdown, the Spiral Ray, or Godzilla Junior, as all those require watching Godzilla vs Destoroyah from 1995
>>155074857She is not surviving a sperm tsunami.
>>155074853>>155074857>Pretending as if Ochako doesn't win against black sperm every night.Her womb solos.
>>155074860There's a mid tier shitter in MHA who literally spawns black holes for fun and everyone in the verse tanks that shit with easeOchako literally solo RAPES and GAPES the entire verse before heading back home to get plapped by Bakugo
>>155074857>Shigaraki touches the ground>EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM DIES
That really is unfortunately the best tactic.
>dbspazzes freak out over a ultraman height joke>death battle said ultraman zero would be more fun than mark as gohan's opponent>for some reason, three people scream about a woman cosplaying as a kamen rider jerking a dude off, saying it's gay porn>godzilla beats all of 616 by himself, disproving his fight outcome with hulk instantly>sonic runs from godzilla three times in their crossovers>resident autist from /dbg/ try to raid /m/, fail, run back and try to rewrite history saying it never happened>/dbg/ is so angry at ultraman that someone's running around falseflagging as ultrafag. >w-we don't care about your literal who series, we swear/dbg/ are you....tsundere?
>>155074918Try me, Space girl.
Piccolo? An easy opponent for KINGly. The Raging Saiyan instant-transmissions behinds the poor namekian, throwing him over a solid rock the size of a table. He then whips out his 12 incher (Same one he uses to breed Cheelai while SHITrus watches) and delivers a direct injection of medicine to Piccolo. Piccolo, being a weak piece of shit, is unable to resist or do anything other than say>YIPPYROO!! THANKS DOC! I'M NOOOOOTICING!!GODly doesn't waste time and buck breaks the green shit in due time. By the time CHADly is finished, SHITccolo can no longer fight and is defeated!!! K.O!!!
>>155074821They already used lightning dodging Has Death Battle used more than one key speed stat for a character?
>>155074945yo is that shi'ar's guardian?
>>155074935Slowgiraki would then get brutalized by golden sperm
What if Sonic had sex with Wally West?
>>155074918Never forget, all heroes and villains have their weaknesses.>>155066202
>Ultrafags start posting>Has an unprompted meltdown over muh 24 raids>Nuly post about PiccoloI am noticing.
>>155074958He is the 11th Demon lord, Jachi, The Great.
>>155074968>Godzilla Nuclear meltdown, Oxygen Destroyer, ANEB (Anti Nuclear Energy Bacteria)
>>155074968The Nomu that fought All-Might in season 1 would brutalize this dude btw.
>>155074980yep. you're tsundere.
Wait I just realized something. Decay probably won't work on black sperm. He was tanking atomic Samurai's slashes and he specifically attacks people on an atomic level.
>>155074980WHERE'S the melty?
What if the US Navy SEALs had to fight against European middle ages armies, and had a way to replenish their resources
>>155075000Trips of undeniable truth...
>>155075000Doesn't matter. Decay destroys anything and everything.
WTF are the MHAfags here? Weren’t they ousted yesterday for stalking irl kids? I swear it’s just Samenic adopting another identity. If not, I feel bad for his parents
>>155074821>UmbraThat's what I meant by Inika scalingThey got up the point where they mentioned the Nuva armor and following enhancements (segwaying to the Ghost Blaster) but haven't brought up other Toa teams
>>155074987>>155074987Ginabk could... but Nyudo was there to save his prideful ass.
>>155075040Samenic is the Minafag. He just happens to like her.
>>155074935Why didn’t that work on Deku
>>155075040They need to do their job of defending the Monsterverse in hopes it drives people away from seeing Godzilla Minus Zero
PRESENTING. MUPPET SEX.
>>155075061Isn’t that character a child
>>155074706Yes. KR Wizard does his own laundry. Do you?
>>155075079For a majority of the series.
>>155075000DAMN, how can Black Sperm be so powerful?
>>155075079Sonic's a child too.
>>155074983Versus counters with Kaiju - Daikokuzan.A beast that is million times larger than Godzilla.
>>155074983explosive trains, brick walls
>>155075113Oh I know several kaiju that can beat this. But it'll upset the thread if I speak about Ultraman.
The best subset of the Sonic fandom are Sonic Power Scalers.The worst is Sonic Would Love Us on Twitter.
>>155075113Ultima's true form in Singular Point (known simply as "it") is said to be incomprehensibly large, as its size is enough to breach multiple different universes
>>155074943>>for some reason, three people scream about a woman cosplaying as a kamen rider jerking a dude off, saying it's gay porn That was funny as shit because /dbg/ was so desperate to convince itself that KR doesn't have female fans.
>ultrafaggot obsessed melty the moment he enters the thread
>>155075122Shin isn't dead. He starts separating into humanoid drones at the very end
>>155075113>A million times bigger>is just 1384 meters tallOh yeah, I know several heavy hitting kaiju from the Ultra series that can chew on this guy like a toy.
>>155075113Literally lunch for Galacta!
>>155075166Name them
>>155075160hey do me a favor? can you show me where the melty is?
>>155075130still very small in comparison.And Daikokuzan is insanely tough, is literally a walking continent.
>>155075092>>155075097Creepy
>>155074009That's the character i named!
>>155075185The design is just Godzilla with more emphasis on whale elements
>>155075166I mean sure but it's not like you've seen any of it's feats. Kaijufags hype size way too much.
>>155075185Holy shit that dude looks like Asura.
>>155075172This is just a game over, It's not allowed in these scenarios... unless it's Warhammer 40k.
>>155075176Major one is Vacuumon, from Return of Ultraman.>Height/Length: Infinite>Mass: Infinite>Inhales and crushes planets down to beachball sized chunks as nurishment>>155075200No, because I can back this stuff up with on screen feats. As in Vacuumon is seen devouring planets, physically. Even constellations of stars.
What if I made a comic book where Goku fights everybody with accurate power scaling
>>155075218All the chaos happens in the same world.
>>155075224Forgot it's picture.
>>155075224That's just an organic singularity
Could every female hero and villain in mha stop or survive furher ugly?
Oh that reminds mehttps://x.com/naiyesama3/media?filter=photoI stumbled on an asian crossdressing sissy that also cosplays Kamen Rider on the side
>My own writer canonically inserted a BVLL into my reality to KEK me... And I've never been happier!! YABBA DABBA DOOOOO!!!!
>>155075224>>155075243>Swallowed constellations (like the Big Dipper) and multiple planets before setting its sights on Earth.AND JACK KILLED THAT THING?
Then there's Balloonga, from Ultra Q.>Height: 50cm to 100,000 meters>Weight: Limitless>Known for being the natural predators of suns, consuming them and becoming the sun, absorbing energy from physical and non-physical attacks. The one that appeared in Ultra Q absorbed all the physical energy from a tsunami in a half an hour.
>>155075259>Simon when Big Bro Spawn says he's too busy to tend to his wife
>>155075265Jack struggled, if I recalled. He got sucked in, and the narration said the g-force inside of Vacuumon would kill him if he wasn't quick enough. So then he stabbed it with an extending radio antenna, it spat glitter in his face, he flew out, and it vomited all the planets it ate.
>>155075257Okay
What if Naruto by the VOTE 2 had to defeat the WW2 Axis in a fight? Could he act like a spec ops and force multiply finish them?
the last mind will break on /dbg/ once versus gets an anime
Explosions kill weaklings.
>>155075327https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfFRiK36dZk
>>155075257TetoDAMN!
>>155075327
>>155075327Is there anyone in this world luckier than Hal Jordan
>Tokusatsu>VersusI FIGHT TO BE THE WEAKEST ALIVE
>>155074918Most of the Demons lords are stronger than any of the heroes and villians, and even so they were killed by Ginbak and the others.
>>155075327https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZA4Hsr5EaY0
>>155075357You call devouring planets weak?
>>155075257https://x.com/naiyesama3/status/2084070701116576068/>Actually, I'm Ultraman, just with the timer grown on the taiko drum >The toy comes from @DeanWtst84156Huh how topical
>>155075369ONLY planets?
>>155075374That's not an Ultraman. They don't have genitals. We've been over this.
>>155075405Well he is crossdressing as Sunna from Zenless Zone Zero so I'd imagine not
>>155075376Name like 20 other characters that can do that
>>155074918When the worlds merged, it left them at a greater disadvantage; they don't know what happened and are vulnerable to ambushes from all sides.
>>155075421
>>155075352That's just a picture of her head and shoulders tho
>>155075414Ok
>>155075479CANONROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>155075479>cut to Zatanna trying to eat a planet one spoon full at a time
>>155075479>>155075507Only one character in this picture has canonically devoured planets.
Sonic won this thread. AGAIN!
Don't run, Kenshin. Don't run.
>hiding behind canon (afraid of composite vs composite)
>>155075524Just because we haven't seen them do it doesn't mean they can't.
>>155075579>FAGrio quite literally out of NOWHERE
>>155075579Legendary+Legendary does not equal composite
Goku vs Sonic has the most thematic similarities out of any matchup ever and would get Death Battle the most views ever. But no, Death Battle doesn't want views, apparently.
>>155075608What?
>>155075632FAGoku doesn't want it to happen because he knows he would go 0-4
>>155074685Some of those are literal women.
>MARIOMARIOMARIOMARIOMARIOthe small rat yips for his master...
Madoka would be limping by the time I'm done with her.
>GOKUGOKUGOKU
>>155075671Dormitabis' creator...
>>155075671Hal...
>>155075652DB's version of Godzilla was based entirely on Legendary canon, not the original Japanese canon
>>155074345WOW! it's....mountain level...
>>155075479>Double downing on this failure of a Reddit ranking. Fine, I’ll double down toohttps://desuarchive.org/co/thread/154753446/#154756224>Powerscaling grade-Hulk is not Top 3-No Wonder Woman-No Raven-No Archie Sonic-Zantana is not stronger than regular Dr.Fate let alone that much stronger than True Dr.Fate-Who the fuck put in Dragonborn, he’s not on the team-No composite Goku?-Both Strange and Doom, but no ThanosYou got 11 placement wrong and missing quite a lot of strong combatants.Final Score: 3/20You get an F. You failed and the amount of errors is astounding. I can’t recommend any other field because it might affect your self-esteemNew Update: No Myth Hercules No Monkey King No Shazam No Mario/BowserNo UnicronNo SpawnNo Zarathos Your score is not a 3/10, it’s a -4/10.You get an F minus minus minus minus
Bruce CHADner got to smash THIS while cuckyzilla cried about being downplayed?!?!
>>155075721>Timmy Turner's professor in /dbg/
>hiding behind canonThe implication here being that noncanon fanfiction should be acknowledged
>>155075759Crocker is a teacher. You get an F TOO. In fact, I’m feeling hopeful today. I upgraded your F to a Super F
Asura using an axe to cut down a tree. NOW!
>>155075772I want to see a GoW where Kratos fights Slavic deities
>>155075772That tree? NONE of the Ultramen would've been able to break it.
>>155075122>>155075162Shin is also probably the weakest version of Godzilla we've seen on screen (excluding TriStar)
>>155075774Crocker uses fake bad grades to justify molesting Timmy after class, then tells him the fairies did it
>>155075479Shitlist
>>155075479None of these characters have PHYSICALLY eaten a planet to my recollection.
>>155075772Reimu would literally pass out before she even reached this point...Sonic doesn't even have the speed to travel there in his lifetime...
>>155075756>Bruce CHADner got to smash THIS while cuckyzilla cried about being downplayed?!?!Then the CANON crossover happened seconds later where CHADzilla bred Kamino and KEKner's wife while him and KEKulk feared for their lives.
>>155075790>Homosexual child molestation OUT OF THE ETHERMost anticipated Death Battle?
>>155075774FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- Wait a minute, there's a difference between a professor and a teacher?
>Making Bruce a pedo
>>155075759YOU FUCKING FAILURE
>>155075690...No? It was literally based on GMK Godzilla and Godzilla Ultima, two Japanese, Toho owned Godzillas.>>155075778Cause they actually fight kaiju trees.
>>155075807Teo VS Gohan of course!
>>155075810Professors are teachers that need higher credentials.
>>155075778They're too busy fighting tree kaiju.
>>155075822>GoW trees are stronger than kekju treesFU to the ARK!!! KINGtos truly does solo fiction!!!
>>155075841wasn't he beaten by a bear? a regular bear?
>>155075807Kratos vs Asura 2!
>>155075822Ultima gets deleted from history by the Orthogonal Diagonalizer (multiversal Oxygen Destroyer) GMK was blown up from the inside by his own beam
>>155075827I wouldn’t be living with Mother if I was a professor
>>155075807None other than Luz vs Anne!
>>155075857And... that has to do with the versions Death Battle used....how? They used both GMK and Ultima.
>>155075840I forgot even the fucking trees are out to kill people
>>155075850That bear? Solos every Ultraman no-diff.
>>155075869Ultraman Leo fought a cosmic bear.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wt7tVumLwQ0
ROARtos. That is all.
>>155075867They used the designs, but ignored their weaknesses
And Ultraman Mebius fought another tree.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfxS2s1tcD8
Hell, the Ultramen fought an Asura before Kratos did.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alvjqWDzjMo
>>155075796I'm sure the Phoenix did it one time
>>155075956The mental image of Jean Grey just chewing on a planet, bit by bit.
Remember when Death Battle used real people in matchups?
When's Jean fighting her true opponent
>>155075999Ultimate Kuuga is a more fitting matchup
>ULTRAMANULTRAMAN I SWEAR ULTRAMAN IS RELEVANT
>>155076019You seem upset.
>>155076036He reminds me of Alien Empera
>>155076019You'll talk about Breaking Bad, Fortnite, Baki, hell even Undertale. But for some reason Ultraman is not allowed.
>>155075951Holy fucking shit that really is Asura
I'm inclined to respect the Ultramanfag even if he can be kind of annoying because unlike Touhoujeets or Columbianic he is actually willing to post on /bant/ and provide actual proof of being a white man/living in an actual first world country
>>155076161I'll take being annoying over living in India
>>155076161Not to like, honk my own horn, but I think I'm OK around here cause I'm willing to learn about other series too.
>>155074948>Bragging about a Dragon Ball character being able to beat PiccoloNot exactly the glaze you think it is when Piccolo is a jobber who regularly gets his ass beat by B-listers
Lucoa's body is udderly ridiculous. But her, Kanna and Tohru are pretty strong fighters.
>>155076236I think I could beat lucoa in a sex battle.
>>155076236I dead fucking ass think Lucoa would beat Sukuna
>>155076263I tuned everything out and read 'Fucking Lucoa's ass'.
Imagine if Lucoa oiled up her....And then glimmering shimmering boing boing strangles my
Bring me Lucoa NOW
>>155076263She could beat sukuna but a lot of characters can beat him
Ultraman won another thread.
Through Lucoa's tits, thread unity.
>>155076317>6-BTHE FUCK DO YOU MEAN SHE'S COUNTRY LEVEL
>>155076362This is like being surprised Nichijou girls are planetary
>>155076263>>155076362I'm pretty sure she has actual planetary statements, too.
sonic wins
>>155076161>America>"white"
>>155076388NO ONE NEEDED TO SEE THAT
Total Lucoa Victory
the sissy competition
>>155076408The winner will ALWAYS be SONIC!
>>155076408>FAGrio's google search history out of NOWHERE
>>155076362What does paizurimjob mean?
>>155076433You're getting you dick serviced by tits while she rims your asshole
THE BATTLE CONTINUES>>155076444>>155076444>>155076444
>>155075671Homura...Sayaka...
>>155076381
>>155075656True
