Do you prefer Omni-Man vs Pink Diamond, or Mark Grayson vs Steven Universe?It's a W for the Invincible verse either way so feel free to pick whatever you think would be more humiliating for StevenSISSIES.
>>155076444white diamond and steven aren't even island level how is this even a debate
stfu inviciSISSY
Man-At-Arms vs Man-Of-Legs.
>>155076444White Diamond and Steven SOLO Invincible btw.
>>155076444Pink Diamond would get murdered by Omni man. Steven vs Mark is more fair but steven unironically does better in team fights due to fusion.
>>155076481post alexandrite winning a fight that isn't bluebird NOW
Could all of the female heroes and villains in mha stop him? Before you mention Mina he would just become acid.
>>155076462>white diamond out of nowheresolos omni man and mark at the same time, and I don't mean their cocks
Nolan? Bardock? They fight with all of their possible wank and make WINDOWS shake. This noise annoys Sonic and he looks outside to see what the two are fighting over. He shakes his head and jumps over to the two of them, looking down on them at a taller building. The only thing the two WALL LEVEL BEASTS notice is Sonic's cute tight blue asshole. They lick their lips and forget about their canonical wives Nolan and Bardock are canonically FAGGOTS now.They continue to fight now but not to prove who's the strongest but who can get a shot at Sonic's virgin blue asshole first. Sonic notices this as this isn't the first time this has happened. He's quite popular for being the strongest being in fiction so he teases the two for being gay Sonic knows they can't hurt him and they wouldn't last a second inside him.Nolan and Bardock set aside their differences since they're both equally WEAK. The two beg for Sonic and he agrees. Sandwiching himself between the two FAGS as he strips them down Bardock and Nolan love the feeling of Sonic's cute tight blue asshole but of course they don't last a second inside him at the same time, it doesn't help they're FAGGOTS feeling each other up while doing this. Sonic yawns loudly and tells them if he sees them shaking his windows again they'll regret it and he runs off. KO!
>>155076493Malechite
Skrullnic...
Vermeil is the STRONGEST "Big Sister demon that a shota accidentally summoned" in fiction.
>>155076433>paizurimjobhttps://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=hinanagusaHere's a demonstration
How do you think the killing blow for kai vs tahu will be?
Posting shitnic should be a bannable offense
Samenic lost.
>>155076444Nolan vs Pink just because it would be funny for Nolan to win three fights in a row just like Superman. Mark should fight Rodimus or something.
>>155076529alexandrite HBOCed lapis for that fight THOUGH
I'm starting to think a smelly fujo is behind the gayposting in these threads.
>>155076561>"It's over Ninja! With the power of the golden mask, I now possess a nearly limitless arsenal of abilities I can use to handicap you! All I need to gain the upper hand now is to poison yo-">*CHADsorbs it with the staff of elements*>"What the...? Is that thing even yours? No matter, if poison won't work, then I'll just slow you down instea-">*CHADflects it with the power of a scroll of forbidden spinjitzu*>"This is ridiculous! All your means of shirking my attacks come from villains you didn't even beat!">Not all of them lol>*OUTERVERSALLY CHADnsforms into the GODlden Ninja*>"JUST HOW MANY OF THESE ABILITIES ARE ACTUALLY YOURS?!">None of them are lmao>*OUTERVERSALLY CHADSTROYS Tahu using Spinjitzu Burst*>You did just as good as I did against Nadakhan in Skybound
>>155076481>steven unironically does better in team fights due to fusion.Does he really? I haven't watched all of Steven Universe but from what I've seen fusions are more akin to a different fighting style with new abilities and a slight power boost as opposed to like Dragon Ball fusions where the fusion is exponentially stronger than both of the characters it was fused from put together.
>The /dbg/ thread was normal for 9 posts this time
Give me some ideas for her best match up. Any other acid-powered heroes or villains she can have a good fight with?
>>155076633Furher ugly
>>155076620Fusions get different fighting styles sometimes are just blatantly stronger than the original characters that were used for the fusion. We've seen this with every garnet fusion and amethyst fusion. Pearl's fusions are iffy.
>>155076633A saibaman
>>155076633Acid man from MegaMan.
FOR 50 POINTS ON THE BOARDWhich video game hero said this iconic catchphrase?
>>155076583Lapis being dead weight isn't hboc that's actually a jasper and malechite downscale.
>>155076711Banjo
>>155076633the alien guy from jojo part 4
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/4d8mkdoR31sCrossbow vs Hammer
>>155076633Skrullnic you don't care
>>155076739>Another jojo fight where the character wins
>>155076742CROSSBOW STOP MISSING
>>155076633BBC.
CONTINENTS will SHAKE
>>155076716COUNTERPOINT: they HBOCed the watermelon stevens too
>>155076740Cringe
>>155076470>>155076481>>155076516>DemonsDemons win.Demon Generals are stronger than Jaspers, and a Demon lord could just go and punch a Diamond in the face if he or she wanted.(Jachi for sure)>RobotsTie. At first, they won't be lethal enemies, but they will eventually create special units to kill Gems.>GiantsTie. A giant gem Fusion could defeat an entire squad of Giants, but it would surely fall against Ginbak or a inmense party of giants.>ParasitesGems win. Parasites cannot penetrate their bodies.>AliensTie. Gems may be older than the aliens, but their abilities have deteriorated. The aliens would give them a very good beating at first.>Gaia's WrathTie. Corrupted Gems would have to adapt to avoid being eaten by the Giant Animals of this faction.>Neo-humansTie. The Neo-humans are tenacious; they could actually subdue and imprison the smaller gems.>LawlessGems win. It's Mad Max VS gems.>The CurseTie. Like the Aliens, a single shot might finish off the weaker gems, but the Soul Container would definitely take down the common gems.>World TreeWorld Tree wins. This giant tree will leave the world dead and dry long before the Gems do.>Mad GodMad God wins. He's a god in the literal sense, unlike White Diamond.>KaijuKaiju wins. He's a walking natural disaster; not even the Aliens could defeat him.>The VideogameMore info is needed.
>>155076801
>>155076850nigga wtf giovanni doesn't care about silver LMAO
Sorry, but getting a wife just makes life harder. It’s why evolution incentivized it so much.
>composite with fan fiction included wanked by biased researchers with their lives literally on the line Pokemon vs composite with fan fiction included wanked by biased researchers with their lives literally on the line MHADOORS MAY OR MAY NOT SHAKE
>>155076869Yeah but after Bowser vs Eggman every team fight needs to have a kino "HOW DARE YOU, KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF MY SON" moment
how come there's no lego x-men game?
Yep, just thought of gay sex
>>155076633Honestly I'm more interested in who the heck Uruka could fightI've seen Kat thrown around but apparently she uberstomps
self proclaimed multiversal beast smurfing on verse that can't depict a planet being destroyed
>>155076924Ultrafag...
Now cancel your cope laser subscription, get a job and go to the gym
>>155076906racism allegories don't bring in as many dimes as the CHADvengers
>100% of the posters in this thread cannot even beat this character in a fightPathetic. Absolutely pathetic.
>>155076633Counter
>>155076842>forgot the pic...ups
>>155076763What about scp-096 vs wou or dio vs sakuya?
>>155076954...EXCEPT FOR HAL
>>155076956The Canon MHA vs Giants, Btw
>>155076981Those are also both Jojo Ws
>>155076941are we talking about sonic or touhou or pokemon or mha or ... here
>>155076981Fight where the SCP loses and a one sided stomp where 2hu wins
>>155076954YOU ARE AN OBSESSED AGP FAGGOT
You can do whatever the fuck you want, now go away
>>155076954>Megumin is a Human
>>155077011>>155077002096 kills tooru
>>155077046She's not, she's a crimson demon. Which is like a Human but bio-engineered by an otaku that got transported into another world to be a race that naturally has red eyes and is really proficient at magic.
>>155076990Megumin can defeat Hal Jordan.
>>155077092This reminds me of when hal jordan knocks himself out by slipping in the shower
You will all respect the DEMON of this land!
>>155076996>Walls of muscle with multiple immunities such as acid, Warhammer orc-mentality, violent by nature, they attack in groups and are very social, when they fight seriously they become bigger, harder and more powerful, blinded by a berserker killing frenzy.
>>155077087So she's a neo-human?
megumin is lowkey psychotic
>>155076842Gems can stand better against the 13 factions, i see.
>Sonic the Hedgehog is still 2-1 vs Dragon Ball with no answer in sightDragonbros... We WERE meant to be Sonic's SISSIES!!! We always HIDE behind our BVLL immediately!!
Samenic...
>>155077195GOKU LOOK OUT
>>155077125skrullnic...
>>155077228"That was my kill!!"
>>155076465Man-At-Arms is for Duncan Idaho.
>>155077092She will be defeating his cock when he molests her.
>>155077242Even heroes know when they have to flee.
>>155076954>>155077119Kill yourself listtroon.
>>155076949i just want more lego games. gimme kazar. gimme the shi'ar, gimme the star jammers.
All characters should be turned into little girls then have to fight Hal Jordan to prove that they are the strongest.
All characters should be turned into straight men who are at the age of consent then have to fight GODnic to prove they are the strongest and straightest.
>>155076633Hellgrammite from DC, or Corrosive Man.
All FEMALE characters should be turned into balloons then get inflated even more
We need some black women in Death Battle.
ReminderALL TROONS MUST HANG BY THE NECK UNTIL DEAD.Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>>155077362
>>155077362Amanda Waller vs Kingpin
>>155077357>>155077376These are canon Jax feats.
Why did DB push for Kratos vs Asura so hard when both had more fitting alternatives?
All of this because some nigga was told he couldn’t fuck Mithra
>>155077243Roach princess is made for human cock like mine!
>>155077424Because they do not have more fitting alternatives - they are THE matchup.
ROARtos. That is all.
>>155077438Asura knows broly would just abuse his daughter.
>>155077448SNEEDtos. That is all.
>>155077253Duncan Idaho is for Jango Fett
Komekko is kinda...
>>155077440>Robots take her first.
Jax being a troon insert makes sense
>>155077444TRIPS OF TRUTH.
>>155077520
>>155077424Warrior Z threatened to hack their PC, fill their hardrive with CP, and then call the police if they didn't make Kratos multiversal at minimum.
>>155077530
>>155077424Because it was a legacy match up? I know ASAARasissies hate the episode but people were asking for it for well over a decade.
Fucks Konosuba about
What does /dbg/ think of Piccolo? You like him here right?
>>155077253Man-At-Arms should fight Forge.
>>155076932Graviton, Blackbeard, Sloane Hargreeves, Chuya Nakahara, Lucifero, Kim Pal-ho, Gravity Man
>>155077608>Heh. Heh. Meh. Heh heh. Meh. Heh heh heh meh heh. Um.... Shut up, Diarrhea.
>>155077622Blackbeard would murder her.
>>155077444>they are THE matchupWhat do Kratos and Asura have in common besides being angry and being demigods/gods?They both fight on a completely different scale. Kratos doesn’t get past the tutorial boss of Asura’s Wrath, he’d just shit his pants and give up.Asura’s anger was something that saved his universe. Kratos’ anger (more like tantrum) plunged Greece into chaos and killed 99.9% of its inhabitants with basically all of the Norse games about him trying to suppress his godly side and rage. They were both betrayed except the Olympians were corrupted by Pandora’s box + Kratos was actively pissing them off by laying siege to many different cities in GOW 2 while the Seven Deities were desperate to protect the planet so they went with a genocide plan because they felt that was the only thing they could do and knew Asura would never go through with that.They both lost their family except Kratos killed his in bloodlust while Asura lost his wife because she was murdered by Sergei to kidnap Mithra. Thematically, the fight is completely shit outside of a surface level look. Dynamically fight wise, you either have to tone down Asura a shitload or make Kratos some kind of DBZ fighter that is completely removed from what he actually does.Here’s a vid Asura getting stabbed with a sword that penetrated through an entire planet and came out the other side with the energy capable of expelling magma hundreds of kilometers into space. Asura walks this off later like nothing happened to fight an entire army. Kratos gets stabbed by a crackhead with a sharp rock and he screams in pain while there’s another scene of him running away from falling rocks.Krasura is a meme-tier matchup. It’s basically SpongeBob vs. Aquaman 2.
>>155077599I read the whole thing and I honestly could not tell you
Imagine the alternate timeline in which we got Asura vs Broly instead of Kratos vs Asura or Hulk vs Broly
>>155077599The world's best and shittiest dnd group and a guy that got isekai'd as well.
>>155077599It is about the worst people and how they still have value. An incompetent Goddess who screwed up her world. A greedy perverted lazy NEET. A thief and genocidal psychotic mage who only has 1 spell so she can't even work in dungeons and she becomes useless after one use. A warrior who misses all her attacks. The most unlikely people to ever be successful in adventures. Unlikely friends. The crimson demon literally had to blackmail the protagonist just to be part of the main cast. Konosuba at the end of the day is about the unchosens. And their relationships. Their laughter, their tears, their despair, their redemption.
Kneel.
>>155077599I think it was supposed to be funny
>>155077608Yeah he's pretty cool.
>>155077655Steamy, RANCID, bara sex
>>155077594>I know ASAARasissies hate the episode but people were asking for it for well over a decade.
>>155077675That sounds gay and lame.
>>155077599Hal Jordan molesting Megumin.
>>155077634>textwall of copeDidn't read.
>>155077675Nobody cares. Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse.
>>155076763>where the character winsNo shit, who should win instead? The author?
>>textwall of cope>Didn't read.
>>155076954Doesn't she have absolutely no powers besides the one explosion attack? Just dive into a trench or bunker first then beat her up
Why is this so rare in anime? The main character complimenting a main girl's looks casually and without awkwardness. And the girl just saying thank you. No cringe blushing, no melodramatic piano music, just nonchalant affection.
>>155077734Yes
>GODrrior-Z slander out of NO WHERESmuglet 'p spammers...
>>155077699>n-no uPost beef, ASAARa.
>>155077743Kratos is a giant faggot and so are you.
>>155077712see >>155077092
>>155077634Who cares? KINGtos won Canon Battle and nothing changes that.
>>155077773Hal TANKS that and makes a woman out of Megumin while Kazuma watches before Hal rapes his underage bussy too.
>>155077002>>155077011Wonder of Poo is the biggest Fraud in all of Jojo, 096 would win with almost negative diff
>>155077791>Kratos casually surviving a move that instantly kills SonicH-he's strong.
Alright, let's get a big brawl going.Legion of Super Heroes from DC vs Shi'Ar Imperial Guard from Marvel.
>In another world we got Broly vs Asura instead>Asura loses and poos cope by praising Broly like he's their new God and they start making AI images of him in diapers>Poos start saying that Kratos vs Asura was THE match we should have gotten
I still don't know how Tiki managed to get Aang vs Aether as an unironic stretch goal and nobody thought to even check to see how much fan desire there was for such a matchup (none)
>>155077827Why didn't they do Aang vs Po? Why didn't they do Aether vs Rover?
>Who cares? KINGtos won Canon Battle and nothing changes that.
>>155077808>Made by a buckbroken battleboarder
>>155077823>constant poop and diaper mentions out of NOWHEREKratosbro...
If you keep talking about how Kratos won that death battle I'm going to have to stepping away from my desk at my scam call center job. SO QUIT IT NOW SIRS!
>>155077823
Quick quiz for everyone>Your opinion on the outcome of Kratos vs Asura>Your stance on generative AI>Your favorite cut of beef and how you like it cooked
>>155077832I legitimately think that even the most dimeless Kuro vs Mihoyo matchup would have done significantly better than Aang vs Traveller off rivalrysalt aloneThose dudes fucking HATE each other lol
>>155077816LSH shitstomps and is for composite X-Men.The Shi'Ar Imperial Guard should fight the United Planets Superwatch.
>>155077002Kira and Adachi?
>If you keep talking about how Kratos won that death battle I'm going to have to stepping away from my desk at my scam call center job. SO QUIT IT NOW SIRS!
Megumin would just laugh at Hal.
>>155077599Kazuma owing me sex.
kraots vs asura wsas wrong and I'm gladly that everyone still agrees
>>155077871>retarded>retarded>top sirloin medium rare with gorgonzolaJust tucking in btw
>>155076561I hope they don't straight up destroy the figs, but probably melting.
>>1550778711. It’s shit2. It’s shit3. Ribeye and butter-baste. I prefer fish though.
I think there was some talk a few months about whether an MtG or Yugioh Deck was stronger and the conclusion was that the Yugioh Deck was stronger...than every other TCG deck combinedAnyways here's the combo of the current best OCG deck as proof of that point
Give me an actual wall level match up you want to see.
>>155078020Composite Goku vs Composite Sonic
>>155078020Waspinator vs Baxter Stockman
>>155077871Asura should've won and they wasted what's probably going to be his only episode.It's shit and allow people without any vision to fill the internet with trash that only retards would like.I'm vegan.
Anya will be limping by the time I'm done with her.
>>155077936This
>>155078063It's not nice to beat up kids dude
Yep, I’m a pedophile
>>155078063PEDOnic…
I prefer NINETEEN year olds thank you very much!
>>155078078Just kill yourself listtroon.
>>155078078FAGrio...
>>155078020If they don't do mobile game scaling that is.
>>155078094The girl I love died when she was 19.
>>155078095I to this day think this post is e-drama to me, a person who is not listtroon.
>>155078078Piccolo...
>>155078111I'm sorry for your loss anon
>>155077903Counter: Giant Frogs
ANIME HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS!
>>155077871Stupid for sure, but once you stop caring about Powerscaling as something serious you can at least laugh about it being the funniest outcome.I hate it with a burning passion. Mainly because my side of the political spectrum blindly worships AI and the soulless tech overlords that push it, even when that's against everything we are supposed to stand for... I don't know shit about beef cuts, I like well cooked steaks
>>155078063me (I hate minors)...
>>155078122Thanks, anon.
>>155078111A girl I loved and took care of was killed by a drunk driver when she was seventeen and pregnant. She gave birth while dying.
>>155078078ALL PEDOPHILES MUST DIE!
>>155078020David dunn vs scp-4128
>>155077889But the Imperial Guard is literally just the LoSH just with a new coat of paint.
>>155077871>REALLY stupid how people actually believe Kratos is anything above country level at best>I dislike how big companies are trying to use it to cut corners since it really shows a lack of care in the product>Not too knowledgeable, but I do enjoy ribeyes. Medium. Blue cheese is also really nice.
>>155078178So is the United Planets Superwatch, and set in contemporary space, like the Shi'Ar Imperial Guard.Perfect matchup.
>>155078132NO RIMJOBS ARENT MEANT TO BE THIS DEEP ITS REACHING ALL THE WAY UP I FEEL IT GOING
>>155078203I don't get rimjob lovers, getting your butt licked is gay as hell
>>155078203Stop being obsessed with tongues going up male anuses
>>155078223And it just feels like a leaky ass.Maybe a catgirl if my asshole's itchy.
>>155078231FAGrio...FAGoku...FAGlly...FAGzilla...FAGly...FAGsday....FAGter....FAGtos....
icky vic the stupid spic tried to suck a cosplayer's dick got rejected his axe wound infected 41% is his final trick
>>155078135FVAAAAAAAAAAAAARK
>>155078078Do women really????
>>155078273wonder who's behind this post... maurice
>>155076711Mario.
>>155078313>GODnic out of quite literally NOWHERE OBSESSEDrio....
There is a LOT of Sonic x Rika porn on rule34 right now...
>>155076711Sonic T. Hedgehog!
>>155078323uh...https://muppet.fandom.com/wiki/Maurice_Monsterno?
>>155077125>Space horrors with compact and extremely hard bodies, cold-minded and without empathy, can control gravity and distort it in incredible ways and even adopt much stronger forms, Incredibly smart and technologically so advanced that they surpass human understanding, One or only four of them can annihilate an entire army of heroes and villains with disgusting ease.
>MARIOMARIOMARIOMARIOMARIOThe small rat yips for his master...
>>155076711what do i win
Why does FAGrio save images of a teenage animal moaning like a sissy with cute fuckable lips? I never see his feats posted.
>SONICSONICSONICSONICSONICAs ALWAYS the WINNER is proclaimed by his MINDBROKEN vassals!
>>155078378>brownic talking about feet>again
>>155078388ESLrio...
>>155078365A RAPE AND GAPE
>>155078412>hacks into your pcfound this, explain
Honestly the guy who posts porn of Sonic is probably Skrullnic showing his true colors. Only mind broken sissies save porn of their hero's opponents
>>155078378>Gaynic fag saying "cute fuckable lips" unprompted againfreudian slip
>>155078423>'Hacked' into your own pc you mean.Explain.
>>155078438i can't post images, what are you talking about?
>>155078440I don't have a pc.
Can someone post one single wincon Mario has against Sonic?
>>155078452i've never been to 4chan
>>155078354>And a long etc of insanely strong Natural enemies.
>>155078456Sonic fears water. Mario has FLUDD.
>>155078456Jump on his head.>but Sonic has spikesSPIN jump on his head.
>>155078459What the *Fuck* is an internet?
>>155078477hey wanna regress mentally to an amoeba state?
>>155078456>Can someone post one single wincon Mario has against Sonic?Literally erase Sonic with a mop. (Mainline Mario game btw)
>>155078469Sonic just can't swim. He hates swimming even though he likes the beach and is more than willing to surf or ski.
>>155078486Boomers, anon. This is your dad's fetish.
my HERO has fucking DOGSHIT scaling but is so much FUCKING cooler than everyone elseFUAAARKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!
Kirby beats Mario and Sonic easily.
>>155078506Rude Dog is the coolest.
>>155078508i'm pretty sure dk can beat both mario and sonic
>
>>155078516kek
I’m behind 100 different r34 accounts
>>155078486Zoomers, all ass fixation fetishes are more prominent among them
THE SAME THREADIT'S JUST THE SAME THREAD EVERY TIME
>>155078513>DK Nobody cares about that faggot monkey. Mario,Kirby and Sonic would murder that banana eating APE
>>155078486>WHO'S THE FAGGOT ASKING FOR THIS!?The kind that wants to see women being degraded but goes about it in one of the shittiest possible ways (no pun intended)
>>155078557God damn, Diddy.
CHRIS REDFIELD IS THAT STRONG???
>>155078516>>155078543Kirby...
>>155078469>>155078472>>155078491>Non serious meme responses when I ask them not to post porn of a teenage animal Skrullnic...
>>155078573FUCK YOU DK
>>155078573Solos your favorite verse? Don't worry I already know.
*BANG**SMASH**WALLOP**CRACK**Ed Edd n Eddy Sound Effects*Mario pauses from shoving his tongue down Amy’s throat at a concertM: “Dannare! Who’d interrupt-a Mr. Video Game Himself-a Mario-Sama?!”Amy stares annoyed at the rustling bush where a pink puffball is clearly beating Sonic to death without mercy behind the branches and leavesA: “ew, it must, like, be that cuck rat Sonic. I can’t believe I had a pity crush on that incel”From the bush:S: “MARIO-SAMA SAVE ME! THIS PINK BUBBLEGUM IS BEATING ME TO A PULP!”M: “SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE FAGGOT, KISS-A MY ASS SOME MORE! Heh heh, I’ll beat the shit out of-a him after I'm done fucking you ten times over Amy. How old-a were you again? I like em young.”The bushes rustle more as the thing japs mistake for a cat gets pummelled by the pink devil's fists until his face is unrecognizable, his teeth are all broken and his ingrown skull begins to cave in while he must listen to his MASTER taking the girl he loves most away from himS: “AAAIIIIEEEEEEEE IF ONLY I’D WORSHIPPED MARIO-SAMA MORE!”
>>155078581>Instant deflection after calling the lips of a teenage animal fuckable Samenic...
>>155078561Mmmmm, Banana Slamma.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>155078592>The first thing he thinks of is Sonic's lips and how he wants to fuck themSkrullnic...
>>155078296Isnt that the twelve forever creator?
>>155078611>The first thing he thinks of is Sonic's lips and how he wants to fuck themBut enough about Samenic... >>155078378
>>155078486Well I don't mind seeing a man getting his butt licked as long as it's the bottom. I just can't ever see getting your butt licked as a cool toppy thing that epicly owns the guy licking your butt, cause you're getting your butt licked and that's gay as hell.
...Moments after this Mario's body was found with twenty-eight stab wounds.
>Kirby anklebiting DK, Mario, and Sonic
>>155078617>the first thing Skrullnic focuses on is wanting to fuck a TEENAGE ANIMAL'S MOUTH
Holy soul
>>155078640>the first thing Skrullnic focuses on is wanting to fuck a TEENAGE ANIMAL'S MOUTHThat was LITERALLY YOU Samenic.
This little guy KILLS 90% of all verses.
>>155078639Kirby is stronger,faster and better than donkey kong, Mario and Sonic. He also doesn't anklebite since they're his vassals and jesters.
>>155078608Look its you lol
>>155078660The thing from Metroid?
>>155078660Kirby victim.
>>155078649>make a post criticizing Mario (Skrullnic) for always having pictures of Sonic (a teenage animal) looking like that>the first thing skrullnic (you) think of is sonic (A TEENAGE ANIMAL) having fuckable lips
>>155078673yeah they fodderize most sci-fi settings entirely just because there isn't a counter to the thing that assimilates entire planets in like, an hour max
>>155078664>>155078677>Kirby is stronger,faster and better than donkey kong, Mario and Sonic. He also doesn't anklebite since they're his vassals and jesters.>Kirby victimAPPLE.
God I hate you
>>155078683>make a post criticizing Mario (Skrullnic) for always having pictures of Sonic (a teenage animal) looking like that>the first thing skrullnic (you) think of is sonic (A TEENAGE ANIMAL) having fuckable lipsNo samenic, you literally brought that up first for Sonic and are now projecting. >>155078378
>Samenic vs Skrullnic
>>155078695Apples are something kirby eats on a daily basis. Whispy Woods is a STRONG MONSTROUS BEAST of a Tree. His apples would kill Mario,Sonic and DK.
>>155078690Arent they weak to ice?
>he doesn't know skrullnic is a rabid mario fan trying to make Sonic look like a faggot
Getting DANGEROUSLY close
>Skrullnic out of literal fucking no whereNoticing.
>>155078717no
and it's Samenic himself bringing Skrullnic up this time, his deflection tool
>>155078733BIG BRO YOU BETTER BLACK MY WIFE THIS INSTANT OR SOME WINDOWS MIGHT BEGIN TO SHAKE
I can’t jack off unless I’m like harassing somebody, I probably have some sort of weird mental disorder that should have me imprisoned.
>>155078740that's wild bro.
My heroes also a jobber and a troon btw
>>155077125They're not immune to acid though? The one time some sci-fi warrior dumps acid on a giant it goes "AAARRGGGH WHAT IS THIS??!" while smoke pours out, and that is probably just normal acid much weaker than Mina's supernaturally powerful Alma acid. Reminder that she and All For One were the only ones who could actually pierce Gigantomachia's hide. The government COULD NOT find a way to execute or even harm him while in captivity. I appreciate that you are excited about this series but you are pushing a false narrative, Versus bro.
>>155076842Gems kinda follow the Necron logic here.
>>155078776Mina would get MURDERED before she has the chance thoughbeit.
Hi I'm Minafag And I Love Cock And Balls All In My Mouth Yummy Yum Yum!!
Yujiro.
>>155078716>Apples are something kirby eats on a daily basis. Whispy Woods is a STRONG MONSTROUS BEAST of a Tree. His apples would kill Mario,Sonic and DK.>CopebyGet kirby above apple level before facing DK
>>155078747Simon... he lost his wife, too..
>"""""chainscaling"""""
Hello ladies (male)... Sorry to keep you waiting.
>>155078805AND THATS WHY I LET HIM BORROW MINE WHENEVER HE WANTS!
>>155078796I doubt it unless you show giants having lightspeed reaction times!
>>155078814And all the other BVLLS too
>>155078815SHE'S DEAD
>A beats B>B beats C>Thus, A should beat CDisprove this logic without sounding mad.
>>155078797I can't believe it, Minanon really said this...
>>155078814>footage of Sonic entering a room full of every female to ever exist in reality, fiction, dreams, concepts, fan fictions and the future
>>155078776Not even a Satelyte cannon can kill them.Their skin is simply tough.
>>155078020Joe vs Ippo.
Any other porn Easter eggs for me
>>155078817They will play with her
>>155078829>footage of Sonic entering a room full of every female to ever exist in reality, fiction, dreams, concepts, fan fictions and the future>PEDOnic faggot thinking about delusional fanfiction involving a teenage animal
>>155078805He moved on from Wanda, nowadays he wants to fuck Jessica
>>155078803Kirby has destroyed planets before unlike DK who relies on an over ten year old game to even seem like he's strong when he jobs to fucking Bees.
>>155078823Just because Scissors beat Paper, and Paper beats Rock, doesn't mean Scissors will beat Rock.
>>155078835And Gigantomachia could tank Dabi's blue flames without even being slightly wounded, his tanking feats are more than equal to any giant in Versus.
>>155078671Look it's you lol
Tobeybros... even Wolverine alone was enough to gape us...
>>155078835They die to knives and swords bro.
>>155078866>Gigantomachia could tank Dabi's blue flames without even being slightly woundedGIN.BAK
>>155078643What the fuck is the red jobber dog doing while his teammates literally get severe braindamage by a 2 meter sized robot?
>>155078892Simon...Ultraman...Spawn...
Where does YOUR hero scale
>>155078891Human weaponsThese are Neo-human weapons.
Actually this is me
>>155078894Gigantomachia could take him. He scales above all Nomu since they were all based off him, including All Might punching one hundreds of miles away and it being unscathed.
>>155078873w-where did you get this pciture of me?btw my hero is Mario, Goku, Wally West, Godzilla, Doomsday, Pomni, Gru, Yugi, Yuji, Superman, Maka, Simon, Kratos, Anya, Yusuke, Aang, Tahu, Popeye and Kratos
>>155078903Spawn IS black you retard
>>155078908>
ZAMN, Deku gets to ravage THIS???
>>155078908>>155078918My mistake, THIS is you. And every single Cucknic fan.
We Shouldn’t give children glowie toys
PEDOCCOLOTOOOSSSSSS!!!
>>155078918Oh, and I almost forgot, Sonic! My favorite franchise of all time, how could I forget that silly me.
>>155078903>S>U>SSUS! SUS! AMOGUS! AMONG US! HE VENTED HE VENTED HE VENTED! HEY BABE WHEN THE PENIS IS SUS
>>155078873Looks like Chris Chan and his biggest hero Sonic.
>>155078866Gigantomachia wouldn't be able to survive icbms.
Versus anon, I get you like your series, but jeez, it is getting a bit much.
>>155078862Kirby is literally relying over a 3 decade old game here about putting a single crack in """planet""" that wasn't even part of an actual story, you can't hang with DK.
>>155078943skrullnic...
>>155078918>samenic
Sonic loses to Leo Luster.
>>155078949Yes he would. He is called the King of Nomu and is above any of them. It was stated the government had no means of executing him in captivity, nothing they had would have worked.
>>155078952Yeah, but we shouldn’t give children glowie toys
PEDOccolo? Jobs to CHADly.
Eidolon vs all for one do you think its an interesting matchup?
>>155078981Who the fuck is Eidolon (not an invitation to explain who Eidolon is, just making fun of you)
FLOPrio lost
>>155078914>>155078973Ten demon lords could easily kill Mt. Lady; not even ten were enough to leave a scar on Ginbak.Although, to be fair, Nyudo was sabotaging them.And the Next battle is Giants vs Kaiju, btw.
>>155078961Kirby has better feats than DK in his recent games thoughbeit. Unlike donkey kong.
Piccolo? Worthless jobber PEDOPHILE. Same with Jiren
>>155078996Yeah Mt Lady is nothing compared to Gigantomachia and could barley even slow him down while he was ignoring her.
>>155078981Doesn't eidolon have a fucking death aura? That's not fair at all.
Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse
>>155078996>>155079020This will happen.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGAaNRSW_HU
>>155079017yeah lol they are. superman solos them both btw
Keep yapping.
reading death battle threads are genuinely depressing. how does anyone derive any fun from posting the same shit expecting the same reaction each time. pure, unadulterated delirium.
>I'M A HEDGEHOG'S NIGHTMARE>I'M EVERY GIRL'S DREAM>I'M THE PICTURE OF PERFECTYou know what I mean?
>>155079020And yet, Gigantomachia is a flea compared to Him.
>>155079055Usually I pop in, see if there is anyone making an argument or replying to something I wrote, and then leave for a bit.
Why is Piccolo so weak and pathetic?
>>155079052People say the way Hal handled her was uncalled for but what else are you supposed to do to someone so cute and funny?
>>155079052Kill yourself listtroon.
>>155079081GAPE obviously
>>155079081???
>Piccolo the moment he lays eyes on Pan
>Pedoccolo gimmick in late twenty-twenty six
>>155079055Treat it half seriously and it's easier to stomach.
Caption this image
>>155079121I tanked this.
WEAKESTOFALLTIMEccolo...
>>155079095Get away from her.
flopnic loses again
What the fuck does Piccolo have to do with this
>>155078914The Curse One-shots that thing... but to a great cost.
>>155079132Piccolo would unironically get RAPED and GAPED by Hal.
>skrullnic anklebiting GODnic
Scatbrat status?
>Skrullnic from the literal ether?
>>155079163Glowfag status?
I thought skrullnic was the sonicposter pretending to be someone else?
>samenic melty >can only yell about skrullnic out of nowhere when everyone knows his tricks
>the anti-Piccolo Tienfag from the dying years of /dbs/ is hereI wonder if this is a sign /dbg/ is dying too. Maybe if Gigi starts getting posted.
Sonic would RAPE and GAPE Piccolo because SHITccolo is a pedophile weak cuck
Favorite crossover ship?
>Samenic anklebiting the current topic again
>>155079221Wholesome.
>>155079221>No Shirou seething in the backgroundMy penis is FLACCID
>>155079221The KING and QVEEN of /co/.
>>155079221YOU ALREADY KNOW WHAT IT IS!
>>155079251
I WISH the real Pintar was around, then at least the threads would actually be interesting.
Post characters who can solo SHITccolo without breaking a sweat
>>155078776Neither the aliens nor The Strongest Demons, Minachad, your acid can best counter the robots, made of metal.You can defeat them as long as the special combat unit doesn't appear.And can Counter the Parasites... as long is not a Giant infected or a Super wurm.
That Gokufag from a few months ago was right. We are going through the exact same breathes /dbs/ went through before dying with likely the same schizos moving in here.
>SONICSONICSONICSONICSONIC
>GOKUGOKUGOKU
dragonball characters are pretty weak
>>155078776>but you are pushing a false narrative,These aren't Hellboy giants, dude.
>>155079317>>155079329WINDOWS WILL SLIGHTLY CRACK...
>>155079262>canon shipI said CROSSOVER
>>155079330>ducking Hal
>>155079309>We are going through the exact same breathes [THING WE COPIED OUR ENTIRE POSTING CULTURE FROM] went throughGee, I wonder why
>>155079221Me x Composite male shonen protags
>>155079309>[CIA AGENT announced what he was gonna do to the thread]Duh
Hinata is so lucky…
>>155079370To be canonically impregnated by Naruto's BWC!Twice!
>>155079348>>155079361I wonder how long we have left. I would say until this season's over.
>>155079346Doesn't that guy job to the floor? >>155077092
>>155079412I'd say the next match up is make or break for us, if it's super shit we're going straight to /trash/
What is the hardest verse to powerscale?
>>155079433It needs toA: Be from two popular franchisesB: Be actually debatable and not just a predictable stompC: Have two fanbases that have beef with each otherThen /dbg/ will thrive.
>Bruh don’t get mad and reverse rape me while I intentionally rage bait you with e-drama and offtopic slop in my glow thread
Rape is not as bad as people claim it to be.
>>155079433No, that's too soon.>we're going straight to /trash/We can finally post all the uncropped gay porn we were always meant to. The fact we haven't been /trash/'d yet is crazy. I think the mods are using us as a containment thread for off-topic posting until they can find new jannies.
>>155079478Scp-682 vs Doomsday trust me
>>155079424The floor is where Hal will be pinning Chara.
>>155079331Based, These are ONE's Giants.
>>155079496True
Why doesn't Hal just superglue Chara and Megumin to the floor so when he trips over himself again, he can go straight to sex?
You ever think about how it's all a bunch of men in their 20's in here
>>155079543KINKYhal....
>>155078144Only trannies hate AI. You are a tranny. Stop larping.
>>155079549There are probably a few women here baiting us for toxic yaoi fantasies. This is /co/.
>>155079549i would hope it's niggas in their 20syounger is underageb& and older than 30 is pathetic
>>155079575Yeah I assume all the Sonic posters are at least a couple of months deep into taking estrogen
>>155079582It's not like being in your 20s and posting here isn't pathetic but it is the least pathetic age bracket yeah
>>155079593As someone who has been to /sthg/, some Sonicfags are definitely real women in the worst ways imaginable. The ones here strike me as guys though.
Could you HERO kill Fumiko in a fight?
TAKE MY BLOOD AND CHOKE ON IT
>>155079625He'd end up fucking or raping Fumiko ngl.
>>155079625Tomie victim.
>>155079625MOREPOWERFULTHANGODnic would turn FAGmiko into a man who is obsessed with Sonic's tight blue asshole. GODnic's hax would over power his and FAGmiko would be cured because he turned into another GODnic.Done.
>>155079695Tomie is quite literally, probably too strong for Death Battle.
If a fifteen year old walked up to you and spit in your face what would your reaction be.
>>155079702>sonic trying to not fight leo luster
>>155079721Punch them in the face, why?
>>155079721Have a younger family member beat their ass instead. I can't beat children as a grown man.
>>155079478And then it is Composite Vegeta vs Composite Shadow and we all crave death.
Biological women: Gojofags, Makimafujos, gaycuckoldryfantasypostersTrans women: Sonicfags, Touhoufags, listtroonAnything else?
>>155077903Hal's wife is so cute.
Is Evil-Lyn vs Demona from Gargoyles a good MU?
>>155079754Tokufag is Afab larping as a guy
>>155079708>Base Cthullu victim is too strong
Megumin and Chara would BULLY Hal.
>>155079781...sexually before he asserts his dominance.
>>155078132Counter: Gaia's wrath
Dokuro chan would torture Hal until he'd stop being a pedophile.
>>155077713>>155077775>>155077768>>155077823Post Kratos destroying a multiversePost Kratos destroying a universePost Kratos destroying a galaxyPost Kratos destroying a solar systemPost Kratos destroying a starPost Kratos destroying a planetPost Kratos destroying a moonPost Kratos destroying a continentPost Kratos destroying a countryPost Kratos destroying a mountainPost Kratos destroying a cityPost Kratos moving faster than lightPost Kratos moving lightspeedPost Kratos moving relativisticPost Kratos moving hypersonicJust do it. No words necessary. Post the image. Post the video. Now.
Don't really care about troonslop franchises for lolifags
>>155079776>Implying jobbing to OUTERVERSALhu is something to be ashamed of
>>155079797I don't have to. I watched Death Battle where he wins. They do a lot of research and show their work.
>>155079797Post your stance on generative AI and your favorite cut of beef first
>>155079806Cthulhu jobbed to a fucking speedboat. It is embarrassing to job to Cthulhu.
>>155079796Hal would GAPE Dokuro and make Moot watch for waifuing her.
>>155079774No, pretty sure my penis says I'm male. But hey, keep your dreams going, I guess.>>155079776>Cthullu>who couldn't even hurt or damage the Three Stooges' Curly.
>>155079816The stars were not yet right...also hyperversal boat...
Hal is so lucky. He won Death Battle and gets two lovely wives like Chara and Megumin. I wish I could be as cool as him.
BRING ME WORDGIRLBRING ME CHARABRING ME FRISKBRING ME MARINETTEBRING ME GREGORYBRING ME MADOKABRING ME GWENBRING ME HOMURABRING ME CHIBIUSABRING ME MAKABRING ME RIKABRING ME AMYBRING ME ROLLBRING ME CRONABRING ME MARIBRING ME ASUKABRING ME REIBRING ME PENI PARKERBRING ME SAKURA KINOMOTO
>Cthullhu>jobbed to a boat>jobbed to Godzilla>jobbed to the three stoogesHoly SHIT.
>>155079708Tomie is way, way too reliant on her curse to do anything in a death battle.
>>155079767Conceptually sure, but performancewise it would be as well remembered as Beast vs Goliath and Sindel vs Black Canary
When did the Hal being a pedo jokes start because I do not recall them drawing much attention during Ben vs Hal or the aftermath
Who did this to him bros?
Megumin can beat every anon in here thoughbeit.
>>155079846>no MeguminOur girl is getting KEKED. BY KEKQUEAN MAKA TOO.
>>155079867The only person that could...himself...
>>155079852You're not thinking about the long term.>her existing makes women want to dismember her>her existing makes men fall in love with her, but also want to kill her>every cell from a dismembered Tomie can grow into a new Tomie.>"Oh I'll just burn her!">everyone one of her ashes can turn into a Tomie>If you inhale one (1) singular ash, a Tomie will grow in your lungs>The other ashes and the fucking smoke, can turn into a Tomie.>If a strand of Tomie's hair lands on you, it can imbed itself into you, and grow a Tomie in you.>Or, you turn INTO a Tomie.
>>155079865I don't really know honestly.I would normally blame TikTok but TikTok was already a thing by 2019.
>>155079891MY GOD. KRATOS P2!? HE'S BACK?!? KRATOS NEVER STOOD A CHANCE!
>>155079867Me in base form.
>>155079892Just blow up Earth then.
>>155079888I forgot one of his most important match ups...
>>155079885She's too busy beating off Hal to beat us.
>>155079867Cthullhu did it.
>>155079867His biggest enemy…
>>155079897>It went all the way back to 2015. Was a common joke in the Legion of Doom threads. Usually by Sinestro. And Cheetah for some reason. Hope that helps.
No one fights alone..
>>155076869Adventures/Special Giovanni definitely does, and he only has Deoxys in that.
>Cthulhu's mere gaze will turn whoever looks into the god's eyes and->SPREAD OUT >*eye poke*
>>155079892The issue is that Tomie growth takes FOREVER, which doesn't fit the relatively fast pace of a Death Battle. We see that she can become a giant monster, but she's very much like a slow growing cancer.
>>155079865IIRC he flirts with a few teenage girls in some older comics. I like the idea of him being a filthy degenerate, it's funny.
AYO HOLD THE FUCK UP
>>155079923Why the Zorak image and the greentext?
Nobody cares! Lovecraft GAWDS rape and gape your verse in ways too unutterable to describe!
>>155079952>Lovecraft>RapeOh no
>>155079943Oh you haven't seen the newer stuff? >Guy got a Tomie spore on his back>Tomie had grown out of his body in a matter of hoursEvery new instalment, it gets faster it seems. It also depends if they're fed. The lake Tomies went from like, a barnacle stage to full blown sprinting down a street naked, after eating a person who fell in the lake.
>>155079867A single stray atom from Asura's pinky finger.
>>155079952https://youtu.be/P7vIT6ri8dM
>>155079950>Why not?
do not open this image if your country has no toilets
>>155079946>>155079865Hal has sex with an alien coworker who he knew was underage and has had multiple incidents where he had to try not flirting with a teenage supergirl while he was in his mid fourties. Hal just is a pedophile.
>>155079962I actually haven't been keeping up. Thanks for letting me know, anon.I miss Junji Ito dumps on /v/...
Cthulu? You mean Cartman's sidekick that loses to having cereal thrown at him?
>>155078903>>155076944Why does Ultraman get brought up randomly when I genuinely don't see people discuss it in the first place?
>>155079985>Hal just is a pedophile.MY HERO!
>>155079865I mean when did, "haha Hal is a pedo" become the thing people talk in relation to Hal in these threadsI distinctly remember it being known about Hal's relationship with Alyssa but it was never a common joke during Ben vs Hal or the months afterwards
>>155080002Mindbroken.
>>155080000Outerversal cereal.
>Kratos and Asura trade blows, destroying infinite + infinite bazillion of omniverses with their boundless power>Asura eventually manages to defeat Kratos due to better growth>"You're finished, God of War! Quit while you're ahead!">Seeing no other way to win this, Kratos decides to use a secret, ancient spell he stole from Odin's body>He logs onto Blacked.com on his cellphone>"B-BAKANA. . . THE OUTERVERSAL-TIER BBC HYPNOSIS TECHNIQUE!?!?!" Asura's fear reverberates across boundless infinity, unintentionally bowing before the superior Western pornography>Kratos hypnotizes himself into being a good goyim for Odin, transforming into God of Cuckoldry Kratos (the transformation is actually cool, nothing like those immature japanese cartoons)>Asura is obliterated from existence after he refuses to satisfy Kratos' wife alongside an infinite amount of black men>"Hmph....your anger....your chudness....it has defeated you, Asura.">KO!!!!!I get that the Death Battle staff loves NTR porn very much, but don't you guys think that this outcome was a little weird?
>>155080000Mint and Berries aren't just a tasty cereal... They're the strongest thing in the entire world!!!!
>>155080000Suggsversal cereal
>>155079948Built for Big Hal Cock
>155080014Why are ASAARasissies like this
>>155079948Kazuma thought this in his mind and still decided to be her boyfriend
>>155080014Considering Asura is an indian he'd be really susceptible to that kind of stuff funny enough...
>>155080014KEKtos, Based, Canon.
>>155080008It's the alyssa stuff and the fact even his subconscious told him it was wrong. There's the whole flirting with a teenaged supergirl when he had to work with her and having to remind himself she's still a teenager.
>>155080042Kazuma also repeatedly talks to her like a child, calming her down and slowing his words like a parent would. But this same nigga was upset his bedtime with her got interrupted
>>155080015It's just a Cap'n Crunch knockoff. Actually, the real Cap'n Crunch would probably GAPE Cthulu too with his boat.
>>155080042Kazuma was also a teenager so it's fine
>>155079979I think its neat
How did Asura, Sonic, and Ben 10 lose another thread? Will they ever win?
I think that mekhane vs primus could be a great matchup
>>155080092How could they possibly win against HIM?
Genuine question what is it about Ultraman that makes posters piss their pants in rage so much? It's always that or anything toku related that causes unbridled seethe that you never see with any other IP. Not even Deltarune or Touhou has such an effect on this place.
Even SHITnic jobs to COSMIC HORROR!!
>>155080050The hypnosis technique wasn’t even for Asura, kek. Kratos was the one who used it on himself and Asura got erased because he refused to be Kratos’ bvll.
>>155079478Han vs Kirk
>>155080108Mekhane is for Numidium
>>155080164How strong is numidium and who wins?
>>155080075he's nineteen
>>155080186He would be a late teenager/young adult
>>155080128Sonic jobs to everything, but Pennywise might be a bigger jobber. Sonic's only fear is water and he still faces it everyday, so Pennywise is getting raped here.
>>155079721I wouldn't do anything rash.SONIC, however...!
>>155079721Shoot Sonic in his kneecaps when he's acting smug and tell him Shadow's cooler.
>>155080075>12-13 year olds being with 19 year olds is fineFavorite country?
>>155080075>>155080186>>155080220They are 17 and 20 in the original web novel and 13 and 16 in everything else when they meet.
>>15508024217 and 20 is a slight "maybe"13 and 16 is a "fuck no"
>>155080242>they had a normal relationship in the WNhuh
>>155080199Deadlights would GAPE him!!
>>155080258>17 and 20 is a slight "maybe"and even then this is only because of romeo and juliet lawsit's still weird
>>155080274The web novel was quite different from what I've heard, when I tried to find it years ago it wasn't translated though
>>155080277Freddy victim.
>>155080280>young adult with someone about to be 18Not really no, if he was 23 or something maybe
Dinosaurs VS DragonsWho wins>>155080295
>>155080258Do you think Sonic is a pedo? There is material explicitly showing he returns the feelings to Amy, but isn't interested in a relationship.
>>155080294a 20 year old nigga can be in college and have a job and his own apartmenta 17 year old is barely finishing high school
>>155079865>>155080008Charaposting used to be a lot more frequent a year ago and there was a point where I just started to reply to that guy with "Hal victim" out of spite. Of course, it stuck for this long cause how do you fight pedophile jokes when the character in question has actually tried to date little girls in the past?The bit starting to extend to other characters like Megumin was not my doing though, but I don't discourage it either, it's funny.
>>155079865Our resident pedo tranny is trying to express himself through ritual erp where he replies to himself.It's in nearly every thread. Same spam.
>>155080306If it's a continuation of a relationship that can happen between high schoolers it isn't weirdDo you think an 18 year old in HS dating a 15 year old is weird
>>155080304>There is material explicitly showing he returns the feelings to Amy, but isn't interested in a relationship.It depends if this was before or after they retconned them to not have ages (very important distinction)
>>155080306Also an 18 year old could also be in college and have a job and apartment
>>155080335I think the 15-18 relationship is WAY fucking weirder than the 17-20 relationship if that answers your question at allOlder you both are the less the age gap matters
>>155080338Before
AGE OF CONSENTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSStatutorysura...
>>155080354Do you also have freakouts about 18 year olds dating 16 year olds or 17 year olds?
>>15508036717-18 is normal I would think, since the age gap is almost nothing
Word of advice for this thread: If you have parents that were high school sweethearts, don't ask when they started dating. You will have to powerscale and pedo post them here.
>>155080379And the relationship between an 18 year old and 16 year old?
Hal Jordan won and he didn't care about age.
I predict that you faggots will start discussing kai vs tahu after the preview is released
>>155080394Hal Jordan went for like over 20 year age gaps.
>>155080394Hal is... the BEST MAN.
>>155080394Of course he doesn't care about age he's a genuine pedophile.
>>155080394Actually I'm pretty sure Hal cared very deeply about age, just in the opposite way
>>155080406And he won his death battle.
>>155080389If the 16 year old nigga just turned 16 I think it's weirdEspecially if the 18 year old is almost 19
>>155080417K, b, c.
>>155080428>WELL IF IT'S ALMOST 15 AND ALMOST 19 IT'S WEIRDOkay and how about just a regular 18 year old with a regular 16 year old
Show me one time a canon pedophile lost a death battle.
>>155080280>Romeo and Juliet...And Godzilla.
>>155080430>Killed Ben cuck
>>155080436Glowie or Muhammed, call it
>>155080441Gamera LOST.
>>155080441I can't because death battle loves pedophiles.
>>155080405>"i predict that you'll talk about the new death battle in a death battle thread! get owned faggots!!!"Go back to the 5th Digital Circus thread faggot
>>155080448Gamera isn't a pedophile though? It's more like a giant guardian angel
>>155080441Deadpool vs Deathstroke but they put Deadpool in a humiliation ritual for 2 more episodes as divine punishment
>>155080447Do you think every US state and first world nation is a muslim cia psyop
>>155080467Death battle wouldn't let Deadpool slide for harming their favorite canon pedophile.
>>155080441PEDOzilla lost
>>155080487If you watch, he doesn't even touch her.
>>155080496He still went on a date with a 13 year old girl.
>>155080496Unlike hal and deathstroke.
>>155078020Samurai Jack vs. Ryu Hayabusa>>155078838Ippo wins
What if a Make a Wish kid asked for pussy
>>155080504Can you prove that isn't a teenaged Godzilla?
>>155080496>CHUDzilla couldn't even make a move
>>155080519They don't get that wish or they'd give them a cat.
>>155078020Han Solo vs Captain KirkAnything GTA relatedShrek vs Sulley
>>155080496*Eats the Age of Consent devil*What now?
Nayuta will need vaginal reconstruction surgery once I'm done.
>>155080550Denji would never do this.
>>155080577Hal...
>>155080550Denji has already done this
>>155080550Denji would do this.
>>155080441When Mario killed Sonic>whatsee picrel
Isn't the age of consent 16 in most places? Who cares?
>>155080689Mohammed living in a third world euro state...
>>155080689>Megumin and Chara still don't qualify.......................
>>155080504He went on a museum tour with a fan.
>>155080805>>155080504>>155080496>>155080487you guys argue about 'if he' and 'what if he' without realizing that irl actual video production wasn't outlawed over there until 1999. So the banning of that stuff is THAT recent so many people there wouldn't have though twice oddly enough
>>155080119Anti-Touhou seethe comes mainly from one samefag, while it looks like there are multiple anti-Toku anons (though they also samefag) so naturally it looks more widespread
