https://youtu.be/sStbBtfGaLA?si=gR8GU9finZdV0xe4
An age of new tyris porn is about to begin
>>155111246Why are the characters drawn so crudely and ugly like they're the cousin of Family Guy? yet the backgrounds are so detailed and painterly?
>>155111246I was personally a Blades of Vengeance fanboy, you probably never heard of it. The graphics were too good.I was also a fan of Gunstar Heroes.
>>155111246Aww yeah guess who’s gonna get more Dorkly Features, hell I might even be the new sonic for hire.
>>155111246Ugh, I hate the ugliness. No thanks, man.
>>155111283>>155111246This does not look like "family guy", its way more detailed than that. Honestly looks like an upgrade from your usual art style of animated comedies. Compare this trailer to Lower Decks and Haunted Hotel, it looks like a step up visually.
Wow, I would not have assumed it would look like it belonged on Fox lmao.
>>155111246awful
Why is Chronos getting billing over Gilius?>We want the furry audience!Gilius is still the Golden Axe character with the most exposure.
>>155111283background artists tend to be much more skilled than the ones designing the characters
>>155111486Gilius is still very much a main character in the images, he's definitely more in it than Chronos.
>>155111246That looks awful. Why are western artists completely unable to make cool cartoons?
It looks like adult comedy animators were told to try and copy Primal.I need to see it in motion, but I'm concerned.
Man I don't know what to think.>>155111434This looks fine.>>155111519This looks discouraging.Is it gonna be like that Tales of the TMNT show where it only looks good when it's in action scene mode?
>>155111537Nobody wants to pay for those. Action cartoons have no audience or track record that make them a safe financial bet.Why would I give you money to make a guaranteed loser, when I could give my money to something that plays to the established adult comedy animation group.Anime? You think we can get the anime audience? They're already watching anime, stupid! Why would they bother with something that looks like a knock-off!That's why. Thinking like that.
>>155111572Tales of TMNT does look better than this, but I'd still say this seemingly puts more effort into its visuals than your usual animated sitcom. The writing in it is another matter.
when will americans animators stop doing the lazy "white circle + black dot" eyes? It makes everything look like simpsons/family guy
What a truly terrible idea. Funny though.
This seems to be similar to the Masters of the Universe movie released earlier this year. Faithful to the campy character designs and look of the world, but with a lot of awkward comedy in it. Clearly loves and embraces the source material, but also needs to make jokes about how stupid it is. People seemed to like that movie despite it flopping.
>>155111246Huh. Neat
>>155111698as opposed to colored dots? The eyes are too small in the shots posted here to have much detail unless you go full uguu eyes
I was hoping this was scrapped. It's even worse than I imagined.
>>155111598Explain Invincible
>>155111939Invincible gets criticized every new season for having bad animation.
>>155111598>They're already watching anime, stupid! Why would they bother with something that looks like a knock-off!That one's a genuine concern, unless you're specifically aiming for the "too gay for anime, but not autistic enough to enjoy baby cartoons, so watches gay therapy session cartoons instead" audience, but that's a very very small audience.
Why are Gen-Xers like this?
>>155111334God i miss this good shit.
>>155111745It's giving me a legend of vox machina tone feel, not goofy enough to be a generic sitcom, but not serious enough to be a real action cartoon
>>155111246
>>155111283Because beautiful and sexy women are not allowed in the modern era. Remember what they stole from you.
>>155111246The West is functionally incapable of drawing sexy women.
>>155112028Vox Machina is more of a fantasy drama. Not exactly in the style of Game of Thrones, as it has far sillier moments, but when it gets serious it does not kill the tone with a quip like an MCU film. The first few episodes don't give the best showcase of the show overall, but it gets quite serious and focused on its worldbuilding rather than sex jokes.
>>155111745>FaithfullolnoNot if you've played the original games on Amiga. Red looks like a ma'amazon.
Disgusting censorship. Where the fuck is his speedo?!
Jesus Christ, holy shit Sega fucking why?Its like they intentionally wanted to make it ugly and shitty Im so afraid for the Shining Force and Phantasy Star now...
>>155111598>Action cartoons have no audience or track record that make them a safe financial bet.I suppose they don't want the millions of dollars Japan makes from action-adventure series and all the toys they sell.
>>155111745>Clearly loves and embraces the source material,No fucking way they don't
I feel like this is Castlevania's fault.The thing is, Golden Axe is like 50% aesthetics, 50% the actual game.There's barely any lore to rape but at the same time I don't think even fans care enough about the lore enough to watch a cartoon based off it.
>>155111246Wow, it looks like shit.I'm not watching it.
>Golden axe! ROAR!
>expectations from the past: Sega will make some good anime for those franchises >reality nowadays:
>>155112240Golden Axe is one of those properties where any animated adaptation would have to be carried entirely based on atmosphere (what zoomers call "vibes") and animation quality.Both the atmosphere and the animation quality here look pretty subpar, so I doubt this is going to attract anyone outside of the typical "industry shill" types.
>>155112194Oh they want the money, they just don't want to, you know, spend any to get it.See Japan has a "pre-installed userbase" they know the Otaku's will come if you lay out bait for them. Not so in the states... Oh they'll come, this board is proof, but Studio Execs can't seem to wrap their heads around who they're selling to.Cartoons are for idiot fratboys and little kids right? Neither of those buys our cheap, easily mass produced plastic crap.
>>155111939Comic book properties are hot with the streaming crowd, just look at the numbers The Boys was doing. So Amazon financed a thing like The Boys so they could make more money.
What I wanted: Something between Samurai Jack and PrimalWhat I got: That one MMO episode of American Dad but bad.
>>155112395so you want the new Conan series then?
>>155112132Shills will look you dead in the eye and tell you it's raining as they are in the process of pissing on your leg.
>>155112368I am looking at those numbers and all I see is the percipetous drop off season after season.
I'm amazed this is is still happening.Pretty damn accurate though. Aside from the jokes.
>>155112395Funny enough, someone from American Dad made this.
>>155112666Did they work on that MMO episode?
>>155112711Doesn't look like it.
>>155111939Invincible is capeshit, it's the one action genre the west can safely do better than Japan (MHA notwithstanding since it's over and done)
>>155111246This show is highly satanic because they say "gods" instead of Lord God Almighty
>>155111246Doesn't look, bad but sounds too self aware for me.I'll take advantage and share this useless bit of trivia. The boxart of Goldenaxe was made by famous fantasy artist Boris Vallejo and he based Tyris in her wife and assistant body buildier Julie Bell.
>>155112617good, and STAY HERE.
>>155111784I mean as someone who draws, adding some lashes and basic shadow/highlights to eyes takes literally like 30 seconds tops if you know what to do and follow a design. I assume that the animation frames are higher resolution before exposure, so there's no reason why they shouldn't be able to do add it for more expression.
>>155112825before export* especially since it'd be compressed to look fine after the fact anywayas it is, it's like everyone's got googly eyes with some skin covering them sometimes
>>155111745Master Of the Universe was atug of war between people who genuinelly liked the source material and modern comedy writers who can't be genuine and non-uronic to save their lives. For every cool moment or sweet scene they had to add a joke to ruin the moment.
>>155112414Yes, as a matter of fact.
>>155112307Why is that Korgoth looks more like how GoldenAxe is suppose to look like and is funnier that what we saw in that trailer.
>>155112914Because that’s back when men were allowed to be men
>>155111246If everything has to be a fucking joke can't it at least be funny?
>>155111246>trailer looks promising>“giant, purple, mutant thingies”Please end it now>>155112982Our lives are ruled by childless, humorless, millennial women
>>155113030To be fair is a good description.
>>155111784here is my take
>>155113130Already looks better, everyone looks less goofy.
>>155111246Every single comment is shitting on it. This is for fucking no one.I'm fucking sick of disingenuous adult comedy animation.
>>155112800>sounds too self awareIt sounds like its trying to be self aware, but is made by people who don't actually give a shit about the source material. It sounds like a unfunny parody, not a serious homage.
>>155113147What's wrong with looking goofy?
>>155111246>emasculating the old white male protagonist of the original ip and turn the sexy female side character into the girlboss leadI already know that she is the leader who gets the final kill while he only exist for comic relief and emasculaition while getting zero cool moments its so fucking boring and repetitive the post 2014 leftwing mind is incabable of creating any kind of art let alone original ideas it seems
>>155111246>Golden Axe showWho cares about Golden Axe? I mean if you want to make a show about a Sega game that isn't Sonic, why not Like A Dragon?
>>155113130The eyes are a minor change but it looks a lot better.
>>155113818A Golden Axe animated series feels so outdated. The last Golden Axe game was Beast Rider in 2008. Which didn't even have good reviews. Most people associate Golden Axe with the Genesis games. No one asked for a Golden Axe adults animated parody series where the characters are self-aware that they are in a video-game.
One look at this already tells me everything I need to know about it. I will not be watching this garbage.
>>155113886Theres a new 3D game coming. Eventually. Probably.
>>155113130It's crazy how much the eyes add to the overall design.
>>155111246>Ugly faces. >Cal arts designs. Ughh no, I'm not gonna watch. It literally looks like an 80s action cartoon with extra shading. They look nothing like the video games and I played the first 2 in a Sega Genesis collection.
I thought they would go the Castlemuhvania route but I guess it was vetoed in favour of a comedy. Looks kinda bad and like it won't do well at all but maybe in wrong (I'm rarely wrong with these sorts of predictions).
>>155113641How're Birchum and Norm doin' kiddo?
>>155113130Better
>>155112171>Phantasy StarYou mean there's gonna be a cartoon Rika or will it be based on non-canon PSO bullshit?
>>155113490>we want the smoking catgirl anime audience
thank god Sega didn't give them the shining force IP to make that shit (it would be exactly the same )
>>155111246is this Patridge? no....
>>155112171Sega just isn't a good company in general. It really is a miracle they lived past the early 2000s.
>>155114249Literally, Max the bitch, Gort the drunkard, Anri the girlboss, Hans the fag and Zylo the furry.
>>155114311No, Patridge has better details, especially in the eyes.
>>155111246looks almost good, but it is missing something
>>155111246Disgusting.
>>155111246Oh. They're still making this. Can they please not?
>>155111258>Uglified Tyris is going to get a ton of AI slop porn made of her before they move on to the next ugly flavor of the month gooner bait.I can't imagine what it's like to have standards this low.
>>155111434No it doesn't
>>155113641It's so fucking pathetic and annoying, especially when the troons are still desperately running defense for this shit and pretending like the last ten years of this crap is somehow not a pattern we can recognize.
>>155111745>Faithful to the campy character designsNigga you blind?
>>155111258You know a leftard product is failing hard when the asslickers comes and pretend their familly guy ugly garbage is the new gwen tennyson of porn
>>155114707Little soon to say that, innit? So far Tyris isn't nearly as much of a cold, unlikable, fugly cunt as Gwen is.
I just enjoy Tyrsis.
>>155112240There is like a 10 year age gap between the people who played the original Golden Axe, which is what the show is based off, and the people who played the latter installments like the arcade game. It's like they made a cartoon based off the first Doom game. The people who played the original game are like 50 and anybody who even knows what the series is is at least 40. You're right to blame Castlevania's success but at least that series was popular into the DS.This would be like dredging up He-Man or Ninja Turtles except for some reason we've already had numerous remakes based on those properties for the same total lack of reason apart from appealing (now) 50 year olds.
they gave ax such a weird face that he never had.It definetely seems atleast from the trailer that nu-Tyris will have more focus than he will
>>155113410Faggot
>>155114960>they gave ax such a weird faceThank Primus I'm not the only one to notice.
>>155112356>Cartoons are for idiot fratboys and little kids right?That was the past. Now they're for adult women with Cluster B personality disorders, men who simp for those women, and trannies (a group that near-universally has Cluster B personality disorders) who simp for those women.
>>155111246When are they making a cartoon show with Gunstar Heroes with a remastered soundtrack that actually sounds like the original?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXwLrMyVWIA
>>155112840And also Jared Leto was there, channeling every past Skeletor including Robot Chicken's.
>>155113030And childless, humorless Gen X women.
>>155113290>made by people who don't actually give a shit about the source materialThat's EVERY "self-aware" thing.
>>155113971>It literally looks like an 80s action cartoon with extra shading.And made by "people" who hate 80s action cartoons on principle.>>155114171NTA but you will never be a woman.
>Little soon to say that, innit? So far Tyris isn't nearly as much of a cold, unlikable, fugly cunt as Gwen isOkay Boco, whatever you say.
>>155115307Gwen is a frigid, unattractive little bitch.I'm glad every other version has made her as ugly to look at as her shitty personality.
Modern Avatar clones are so badly drawn and animated that pic related looks more appealing.
>>155114348Yeah, but he'll make the same jokes.
>>155112171No one in the west cares about any of SEGA's RPG IPs. Be fearful for Nights or Alex Kidd or something.
>>155115405Retarded zoomie>>155115357Faggot
That gay twink is definetely gonna be the main character rather than the other 3
>dogshit art>millennial writing
>>155111246I'd rather hire this fucking maniac before he realizes that he has nobody to talk to and starts poisoning the entire crew because they refuse to follow his orders on not making the characters look like Futurama and Disenchanted. Jesus Christ those heads and faces are disgusting. https://docs.google.com/document/d/1zmcEuocbSMAPH0Cdu0neR7qOYrOad6dB_PXEnPRM24Y/edit?tab=t.0
The people with fond memories of Golden Axe are in their 40s and up. Why do they feel a 'comedy' which confuses that is just people making snarky comments endlessly written by people with apparently no affection for the game will appeal? Should have either gone full 80s swords and sorcery or made it a straight faced satire.It's another Disenchantment which was a fantasy parody written by people who know LOTR, Harry Potter, fairy tales and that's about it (compared to Futurama which, at least in the pre-cancellation seasons, was written by scifi fans and it showed)
What is it with Hollywood assuming Welsh actors can do every kind of English Accent? Matthew Ryan failing to do a Mancurian accent for Constantine always bugged me and I can't even place the accent Matthew Rhys is going for.But then they somehow got everyone believing that Catherine Zeta Jones is a Hispanic American so...
>>155111246Is it possible to think the animation is decent, but the designs are kind of meh and the dialogue is lame?
>>155113641Don't forget that probably he gets all the credit because he is the big man of the team, so villagers will tank him and praise him for her achievements
>>155116621>The people with fond memories of Golden Axe are in their 40s and up.Eh. 35 to 45 maybe. Might've been released in 1989 but games didn't suddenly disappear overnight like they do these days. And most people will have played the Genesis version rather than the arcade release.Anyway, I played the shit out of it as a kid and I have no interest whatsoever in this. So it's for no one in my opinion.
>>155111434Agree that's it's a bit better, not by much.Also haunted hotel did surprise me, it was nice and laughed a couple of times.To the anon that recommended it around two week s ago, thank you it was a nice watch.
Should've made a Streets of Rage comedy. That might actually have had a shot.
>>155116852Wish they'd gone for the French animation style that the Wonder Boy 3 remake was done in: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYmEsguGPQwI don't mind the art too much, the writing it terrible though.Haunted Hotel was a good suprise, written by horror fans and written with affection rather than mean spirited mocking.
>>155111537Cool cartoons don’t appeal to the target demo (social media addicted women). I hate to break it to you but everything is shit on purpose.
well this sucks.we have so many comedic shows nowadays, it actually would have been more unique to make something sincere.
>>155111434Didn't this shit die out last decade? Or is Sega so hard up they have to go the "Roar" route?
>>155118917If the Sonic movies are any indication Sega has very little input in these things.
>>155111246>>155115454I only know of Golden Axe thanks to this Storm Collectibles skeleton figure.
>>155111246>Another "faux anime"Please, Stop
>>155111334Call me if they make a series about Ristar, Pulseman, Headdy Dinamite, Defender of Oasis or Phantasy Star.
>>155111283I have an answer for this. Most of the art team (storyboards, art direction, etc.) are from better shows and wanted to make better things, but the execs wanted the characters to be funny at first glance. You're lucky they got to this point honestly. But the show will be good. It's been done for at least a year so I'm glad it's finally coming out.
>>155112045>Most basic-ass womanDoesn't even have abs.
>>155116164Also for fucks sake they're solidly Gen X ers.
>>155113490>>155113641Everything about this feels like it would have come out like a decade ago, from the aesthetics to the now tired subversions of fantasy tropes.
Golden axe is from 1989 and was mostly played by 10-18 year olds at the time, yet this very specifically seems to be the original game. What 40-50 year old wants to see it this way?Castlevania has had continuous installments and refreshes throughout the years, and the Netflix show reflected that (white hair Alucard, Curse of Darkness characters). This is literally just the original arcade game(s), right down to specifics like>>155113490
>>155116847As an older millennial I remember Golden Axe being thrown at me pretty regularly in various Sega collections. And I'm gonna be blunt. It was really hard to convince myself to play it over contemporaries like Streets of Rage 1/2. Which makes me feel like it was already seen as a pretty dated game by 1995 (no offense to the historical context of the game).
>>155111246As a fan of the games, I hate everything about this. As a fan of sword and sorcery, I hate everything about this. Hopefully Conan will be good. This offends me.
>>155111519>>155111745Why did they make Ax so old? They already have Gilius for an older fellow.
>>155119940>Hopefully Conan will be good.So do I, but the plot sounds like a rehash of the second half of Primal season two.
>>155118917This is the most offensive shit I've ever seen.
>>155111745The games are not comedic, so why is this comedic?
>>155120221It should be decent. If they use the source material that will elevate it. >>155120311because modern audiences and creators are allergic to sincerity
>>155111434What if they made it look cool, instead of whatever the fuck this is
>>155120335I'd be willing to let the art style go if it was played more seriously.
With how protective Sega is of Sonic I wish that'd be the case here
>>155111698When you stop pirating their work and make it worth it
>>155115215>>155113030You have boomer meemaws trying to emulate Peggy Charren to thank for that
>>155114636Name a single time Family Guy has looked anything like this, and not that Disney parody.
>>155120925Stewie drug trip?
>>155120925American Dad MMO episode
Don't know why calling it "Thingies" makes it way worse, you can still call it weird and purple to make fun of it, but calling animal, monster lizard, even just thing.But thingies just make me roll my eyes, and I'm not sure why.
Would you play Golden Axe 1 ,2 and 3 in a tiny screen with a tiny stick?
>>155111246Truly evil, life-denying, satanic cartoon. But the one silver lining is that Golden Axe was never good in the first place.
>>155120311So the writers can laugh at it instead of laughing with it. Its easy to destroy things at face value instead of referencing the experience itself.
Rick and Morty was a net negative on adult animation and the entire human race
>>155121261Thingies would be fine if the character were a child, they don't know how to use words right. A grown adult saying stuff like that just comes off as forced "quirkiness"
>>155119588Nothing about this is Faux anime. It's closer to generic adult art style.
>>155122314Western adult cartoon*
>>155111246When this comes out and proceeds to suck, I want everyone who was whining about Korgoth to understand that this is why it wouldn't work.
>>155112085At the least she has a feminine figure and shows skin. Its a step up from the featureless anatomy they has been pushed.
>>155112135Earliest games it was a speedo then a skirt and then loin cloth. In every version its never covered this much of his thighs. I dont get it all!
>>155112800The narrator really ruined the trailer for me
>>155113130Okay, maybe the dot eyes arent so bad for non closeups.
>>155111246>cartoon about that thing you remember from over 30 years ago>but it's bad comedy>and it looks like thisWhy are they still making cartoons like this? Have they learned nothing?
>>155114152>the Castlemuhvania routeThey haven't had any hints that Ax will be fucked in the ass and the artstyle is at least matching the humor of the show, that's for giving us the silver lining.
Too irony poisoned. When even Critical Role stuff has more sincerity you've fucked up
>>155116727I think it will be alright. I just hope the rumor I heard about the opening being the characters killing death adder, escaping the arcade machine like in the arcade ending, and then the rest of the series being them doing things in the 1980s isnt real. I mean, Jumanji is already ripping that off.
>>155111246is this in any way connected to that game Golden Axe Beast Rider?
>>155111246It looks nice in a strange way. Let's wait for thefirst ep. before jumping to any conclusion.
>>155122589>Have they learned nothing?Yes.
>self aware ironic adultslop
>>155122717Just as misguided western projects that immediately looked like runny dog shit
and people still want a wonder woman show from those people????
It will never happen but I want a MERCs adaption in the style of Castlevania.
>>155121261Things is something a normal person would say, thingies feel very "hello fellow kids"
>>155122672That sounds even worse than the shit shown in the trailer All else aside the trailer showed a deadly lack of comedic timing and the writers having a proclivity for infant-speak (big purple thingies!). I immediately clocked it as another pile of trash from McMahan and will not be giving this a single kilobyte of my bandwidth.Paramount, Hulu, stop fucking hiring this guy. He makes awful shows and hires awful writers.
This is what happens when boomer meemaws and soccer moms want everything censored and by time we do get liberated, everything gets watered down
>>155115454Yeah just look at how badly the Sakura Taisen revival flopped despite getting well known manga artist to do the designs.
>>155123347>Paramount, Hulu, stop fucking hiring this guy. He makes awful shows and hires awful writers.The only silver lining about this is that it will expose this retard as a fraud in the eyes of the general public. Believe it or not but Star Trek's cattle fans actually thought his slop was the best thing that ever happened to Star Trek.
>>155123369What the fuck are you talking about? These are the same wannabe edgy douchebags that turned Star Trek into an ultra violent gross-out show.This is what happens when you keep hiring showrunners and writers because of one successful project a decade ago despite years of garbage. It's the writer's strike scab hires all over again.
>>155114963I didn't ask about your sexuality; I asked what's wrong with cartoons looking goofy.
>>155123396I will never understand star trek fans - even nutrek slop eaters - liking a show that so aggressively hated the philosophies of TNG and so aggressively othered the disabled and asexuals. The amount of extreme gore and bigoted jokes was almost as baffling as the applause.
>>155123422Don't hate the product, hate the fanbase that enabled its existence. Lower Decks is holding up a mirror to Star Trek's fandom in the current year. Average Star Trek fan in 2026 is a smarmy Funko Pop collecting millennial who hasn't said anything sincere in over a decade. They like the idea of being Star Trek fans more than actual Star Trek. I wouldn't be surprised if most Star Trek fans these days consume Star Trek exclusively through Memory Alpha articles.
>>155122672Considering that they show so much of the battle in the trailers could be a bad sign.Imagine that everything in the trailer is from episode one
>>155123406You can still have Karens, Beckies, and Anns bitching about sex in toons. That's why gals in adult U.S. animation mostly look like baboon abortions sadly
>>155123853Anon are you having a stroke This isn't a puritan show or anything even approaching such
>>155123933No. I just hate that ladies in most modern U.S. adult comedy animation look like a bonobo's prolapsed vagina
>>155111434>"This new fantasy action show looks marginally better than lazy-ass adult animation slop!"Damn, the bar is lowwwww.
>>155120335Then it would be lumped in shitty threads like >>155072002
>>155124086But none of those shows on the right look cool, except maybe Castlevania, and that only lasts until you get to the reddit dialogue and gay buttsex.
>>155111246>>155111246>no centaur womancowards
>>155112171>>155114225>PSO would take any potential Phantasy Star adaptation anywayNot sure if I should feel relieved or sad
>>155124250They got the panther guy from 3 in the first episode, there's really no excuse.
>>155121261Because it signifies indifference. It's basically almost the writer breaking the 4th wall and telling the viewer: "Look, I hate this shit IP but daddy gotta pay bills, this crap is so beneath me, I don't even know what these purple mutant thingies are nor do I care enough to invent a name for them so I will just call them thingies because I'm too cool to be seriously writing on this crap".
>>155111990Gen X hereMany of us skipped the toy commercial shit
>>155111434it looks like prehistoric tumblr redesigns. only true uncs will know what I'm even talking about.
>>155111246I finally watched the trailer and man, it's worse than the pictures alone.
>>155112995it's not supposed to be funny, it's supposed to be subversive
>>155111434>>155124735It looks like an attempt to use the Rick and Morty-based animation style and pipeline to make an 80's action fantasy aesthetic.Because that's what it is.I was talking to my friend the other day who has actually animated on a couple projects and we got to talking about how the styles these days are chosen entirely for efficiency in production over any actual expressive function.
The next indie cartoon might be better served being like a meaner version of Shirobako where it's about the smug manbuns and hamplanets who end up making spiteful adaptations like this
>>155111990I'm here for it and I don't like it
I want a serious Battle Realms show, just follow story mode
Why is Golden Axe getting a cartoon now? Haven't this IP been inactive for decades?
I thought you guys liked Bugman coded stuff?
>>155111246>dude it's like le game! you're not supposed to take it seriously lolxdWho the fuck was patient zero of unneeded, retarded meta-ironic humor? Almost every single modern animated series has it, even the ones that are supposed to be more or less serious. Golden Axe games weren't even comical in nature, they were more of a Conan tribute if anything.
>>155123933>This isn't a puritan show or anything even approaching suchIt sure looks like it, when compared to cartoons from 10 to 20 years ago.
>>155125740Last game in the PS2They menaced with a game that missed the point a few years ago, but it's nowhere to be seen
>>155125931RLM and Gen-Xers in general.They literally think that caring about something or being sincere is gay.
Gay furry hereI need to have gay sex with that gay panther man
>>155125931This is the old ass webcomics of people playing videogames and tabletop by worse writers.They trailer already shows it's more about D&D in a videogame jokes than sword and sorcery jokes.
>>155111246Looks like shit, sounds like shit.It's Golden Axe. The few people who care about this are on their high-30's. We're old. We're decrepit, and we're depressed and rotting alive. Wedon't want le querky adventure squad starring a ugly girlboss and her retarded sidekick.
>>155111246It's about as shitty as I expected it to be.
>>155125931Guardians of the Galaxy is where I'd say. MCU was just capeshit of varying genres but past that everything became quipping sitcom characters with super powers and wacky references
