Jadebloods editionQOTT: What games other than a point n click should have been made using the Homestuck setting?Previous dream bubble >>155088790
Slight mistake. Here's the actual last dream bubble.>>155101443
>>155116671I want to see those two in a mating press with both of them having juicy butts facing the camera.
>>155116671W Levi faps, also I guess Dani is there too…
>>155116693me to anon. me too…
>>155116693>mating press with both of them having juicy buttsI WILL draw this eventually once I get around to it
>>155116661Obviously an RPG, homestuck is implicitly made for it and some extra clarification on powerset of each classpect would be great
>>155116740I owe you my life random anon.
(it seems it falls to me to keep this going) Artists! reply to this post with your latest art.
>>155116768https://files.catbox.moe/8uq9f2.pngLily from Space days and my own character Kisha double team blowing a horse.
>>155116768i was taking a shower dud. didnt even see this thread lol
>>155116969Whoops, you dint last thread, so i had assumed you disappeared. Excuse my presumption.
>>155116969>taking a showerwithout me? really dude…
YIPEEEE
>>155116969your 4 digits are so cool anon..
>>155116781but why a horse
>>155116989anons arent a machine. they dont got art daily. thats why i do it every other thread.
>>155117076it was a trend 4 threads ago. im just slow, sorry. but i hope it looks good.
>>155117087ysee that makes sense im just dumb.
>>155117021im still taking it. im like dirk, my showers take too long.
>>155117118so we're in the shower with you right now...that's so lewd anon...
i too am in this episode
im not in the showers i'm like. on my drawing table gaining courage to move rest and draw something later.
>>155117136thats okay. im ace
Kankri taxQOTT: I want an SS13 roleplaying server made primarily for Homestuck roleplay that also isn't run by a colossal retard pedophile reprobate like every SS13 server seems to be.
>>155117168don't piss me off don't invite me into your retarded shower if we're not going to touch each other
time to fufil the promise i made like 2 weeks ago and draw this OC with mine. big bang bitches gotta stick togetha.
>>155117088that still doesn't answer why a horse tho
>>155117226because the anons wanted me to draw a horse. or well, I assumed anons wanted me to draw a horse and took initiative (lotta good that did me)
>>155117226people have been on horse fever latelly.
>>155117182super sayain form 13 server?
>>155117182stop using cord
>>155116661What would the smell like be in that classroom?
today i was drawing colsla getting groped by anons in college and i found out i get 2x better when drawing traditionally vs digitaly
>>155117320this is of my interest. you plan to post it here?
>>155117226What else could it be if not a glorious majestic and STRONG stallion?
>>155117182>SS13 roleplaying server (...) that also isn't run by a colossal retard pedophile reprobateThat is NOT possible and you know it
has someone fully read nightfall in here?
>>155117404I have, why? (unless it just updated caused i havent read in months)
>>155117354im gonna have to put it digitally first. ive been doing it digitally all this time when im way better on paper
>>155117417what is it about
autistic dave stimming with fidget spinners
>The women in /hsg/ have synced up their menstrual cycle
>>155117226Because horsecock is based. Get with the times grandpa
>>155117442A post homestuck comic where A. All of the beta and alpha trolls are revived and live on a restored alternia. B. All of the humans are also revived and live on a restored earth, almost identical, but different enough to be notable, and a plot point. Vriska who has chosen to exile herself from alternia lives with john. The first fourth of the comic mainly deals with her and john growing a romance and dealing with her *many* issues. Until a plot spurs out. An alien species from like another reality, who have powers comparable to Cherubs, are trying to kill all of the god tiered kids in order for them to take over the universe they created. and then things just kinda spiral out of control.
>>155117487anon you have a fetish for foids?or this is just you being funny?im curious.
>>155117487wrong general
If I were a better artist and could reasonably draw more than blobs I would get back into OC making but since that isn’t the case TGP goober shall be my main HS OC. now if only my dumbass didn’t chose that fuckass long hair option I could have maybe done that talksprite edit
>>155117487Mine is for next week. So if no one else is suffering then that means this post is demonstrably false and I shall unfortunately have to boil you alive. If you are right anon then I shall draw whatever it is you request.
>>155117541>fetish for foidsexplain
>>155117581... mine is next week too e_e
>>155117669my sperm cramp is next week as well...
>>155117756ok i need to know if this is a real thing
>>155117756@grok is this real.
>>155117768>>155117794its not i was joking okay!
>[...]"Men experience similar symptoms to women when they go through hormonal imbalances. Many of them are similar to the female menstrual cycle including tiredness, cramps, increase sensitivity and cravings. According to one study, around 26 % of men experience these regular “man periods.”it is boy crampies time.
Just jerk off.
>>155117834dear god. its real. this means anytime a man acts up im morally obligate it to ask if he is on his period, no?
>>155117834>when they go through hormonal imbalancekeyword being "when" men don't go through hormonal imbalances
>>155117848its not!!!!
>>155117882the website page just makes facts out of thin air and didn't really linked or mentioned sources, just said shit like "some studies" in a vague way. i just found finding it in the wild so funny. here the page for you to read yourself.https://ltclinics.com/mans-time-month/
homestuck. general.
>>155116768this is the latest homestuck related thing I did, have been going on a spiral after that trying to practice other stuff
you all have cooties! shup up!!!
*cramps your sperm*
Again, literally just jerk off.
>>155117937Alright, maybe I should read Beyond Canon...
>>155117935
I cast testicular torsion!
>>155117965just make sure to skip all the davekat parts
>>155117975AAAAHHHH
So which character cums the hardest?
>>155117965just make sure to read all the daveat parts
>>155118006john
>>155117935im so sorry im so retarded about science and biology!we should talk about trolls especulative bio what about it?
>>155118014actually i changed my mind do whatever you want
>>155118010>daveataverage illiterate davekat enjoyer
>>155118012its long, drawn out, huffed breathing goes into grunting goes into fully body moaning and spasms. Lasts 30 seconds pre god tier, and a minute post god tier.
Reminder that male trolls have cocks and female trolls have pussies. They don't have tentacle genitals.
>>155118006It’s jade once she gets her doggy dick
>>155118025>He doesn't remember when Dave and Tavros had sex
Reminder that female trolls have feminine tentabulges
>30 second long orgasmgonna need some more men in the thread to weigh in on this
>>155118032insane glaze
>>155118071if only i could glaze for real :,)hes my favorite :)
>>155118070they are fucking lying and have unrealistic resolutions of males.!
>>155118070John is related to dad who is a genetic freak. SO hes not normal by any standard.
ellith with wings when she god tiers. beautiful long sighly round wings.
>>155118032i cant cum for 30 seconds straight. i guess i should just die..
I know it was an unrealistic statement. He is my GOAT. That's why i gave him such ludicrous numbers. Because I love John egbert.
>>155118100i think cumming for more than 15 seconds would be really painful.
>>155118070Depends on what you mean, I've shot ropes for, maybe longest, like fifteen seconds, but the pleasure can last for quite a bit. Sometimes the orgasm fucks up somehow and I can ride it out for like over a minute, even if I'm not actually shooting out anything.
I find it really funny how theres femanons naive enough that you can claim men experience sperm cramps and they dont know whether to believe it or not. Please never let anyone coerce you into sex using blue balls as an excuse lmao.
>>155118143too late, sorry dude. we all make mistakes in college.
>>155118143damn i could swear dudes balls exploded if they didnt ejaculate.
Important reminder: The "when you cum but she keeps sucking" is not a positive thing, do not continue sucking after a guy cums down your throat. Apparently some women need this actually spelled out.
fascinating.
hsg is so informative
>>155118053The issue with trolls as hermaphrodites is that it removes the necessity for gay assfucking.
the hentai mangas lied to me >:(, I THOUGHT IT WAS GOOD.
i wonder what ellith is doing. i think about her everyday.
>>155118162explain
why should i even try. all women just want the 1% of male, i stand no chance and will be lonely forever
>>155117937Swiss tied 2 implies the existence of Swiss tied 1.
>>155118219Put on the glasses and the shirt. It's close enough. :)
>>155118210its really sensitive. imagine someone kept licking your pussy even after you came
>>155118219how are you? describe yourself. please.
>>155118219Just be gay.
>>155118239i feel like a few extra seconds is pretty nice. i cant speak for anyone else. but fair enough >>155118246As if its not the same chart still.
>>155118199You assfuck for the love of the game
>>155118179>>155118206>>155118210I am still surprised that this seems to be such a common misconception. The exaggerated faces are not faces of pleasure, they are faces of overstimulation and pain. I remember my partner thinking this was some hidden sex technique that only guys knew about and tried it to impress me the first time she sucked me off. Your cock gets really fucking sensitive after cumming, let it rest.
>>155118240im shy so i wont
>>155118070>cant cum for 30 seconds straight>only last 15 seconds before i cum from masturbationwhy live
>>155118219the heart wants what the heart wants
>>155118270>only last 15 seconds before i cum from masturbationthe femanons will be fighting over you in a sec just wait
>>155118265i think i understand plenty but it is nice tk have it stated explicilly. mine hurts after im finished so i can understand that.
>>155118270i like when guys don't last long because i get a sick erotic thrill from seeing them embarrassed and vulnerable
theres a fem homestuck in YOUR area and she wants to FUCK YOU. all you have to do is put on john egbert cosplay and she puts on jade cosplay :))))))
>>155118267i like shy boys.
>>155118294You're good to go then, now you'll be an expert the next time you give a guy a blowjob.
>>155118303okay ill tell morei goon 3 times a day on average
>>155118336like, i knew it was fantasy logic for guys to go hella rounds. but fuck. i didnt know. I DIDNT KNOW.
>>155118337damn i only do it once per month. and sometimes.
>>155118341white gamzee with puffy curly unwashed unkept hair is growing on me.
transmale anons will one day learn the pain of waking up with a boner or trying to piss while having a boner
>>155118221yeah it had a different shine that i didnt like so i redid it but wanted to keep the original one as well
>>155118380i have phantom boners already. it is quite euphoric.
>>155118351If a guy can go another round after cumming once, chances are he'll last longer the second time around, just let the refractory period end first. Just don't expect a cumshot as big as the first round.
>>155118397you got it anon. i'll keep it in mind when i kidnap someone at a homestuck con.
>>155118407Atta girl.
also please be extra careful with fondling balls. yall know how much kicks against it hurts so even nails hurt too
>>155118407God please let it be me
Would you participate in homestuck cosplay sex, and as who?
im pan so my dating pool is as big as possible but i still am alone.said eridan or something homestuck related
>>155118407I am a 6'5" chubby guy and I will put on Equius horns for you, pick me.
>>155118446please dont let it be this anon
>>155118470okay meulin
>>155118239>>155118265are loving kisses on the tip okay? just to show how much I adore him?
>>155118470I’m a male and I’ll suck you off if you’re into that
>>155118497thats ga- i mean cool. its cool
>>155118458Something normal, and non problematic. I am a woke homestuck fan. Like davekat!!! Definitely davekat.
who here is willing to put the codtier gamzee cosplay on and get his ass pumped full of artificial semen
>sex ed in the /hsg/beautiful. we need more
Other than gooning, how is everyone's day? I hope you all have been well :) LOL thanks for all the sex tips thooooo.
>>155118521yippee!
>>155118543....artificial?
>>155118543>artificial semenSorry mate, it's the real deal or nothing.
>>155118574its like how spiderman doesn't shoot webs, he needs webshooters!
>>155118458fantroll cosplay sex would go crazy desu
>>155118586so in this analogy tobey's spiderman would be a futa?
>>155118554>all these anons selflessly wanting to please their lover but will never have sex because we are all awkward loserstragic
>>155118574from a strap
ellith sleeping pacefully in a tent made of sunflowers and tree branches.
>>155118601yes>>155118603just like with art. We will all make it anons. i believe in all of you.
>>155118575:(
>>155118618Ellith sleeping on a peaceful sunny world during twilight with a flower crown on a big bench swing with her lover(s) (whoever you want)
>>155118586>>155118614there's straps that do that?
>>155118636......... midsommar reference? this sucks. dont make mindbreak stuff with my angel.
>>155118652I swear to God I didn't mean it like that I was being wholesome. T-T
>>155118647i thought this was common knowledge
>>155118699n-no...
>>155118502Will you put on a Kankri sweater and yap at me for two hours before you suck my dick?
just take it already. so many things went wrong with process, the bulge is a strap basically. catbox is down so hopefully this works https://h.uguu.se/PhcMGREv.mp4
>>155118697oh for real? that is ok then. you mentioned twilight so it was kinda suspicious.
>>155118722goontech has gone too far
>>155118497Tip is the most sensitive part, be gentle, but yes I'm sure he would appreciate that.
>>155118722the latex glove adds a charm to it.
>>155118722eridan? more like eriDONG
im kinda sleepy
>>155118735Need to make sure to add this to my writings....jade overstimulating John and making him spaz out.
>>155118722hsg you are my home forever
>>155118771its not even a latex glove. its a fucking construction worker glove i stole from my father
>>155118826Is it bad that makes it hotter?
>>155118792DO IT
>>155118826nice. i have one pair i bought. good stuff.
i felt like equius while was building that thing. i had my fingers stuck with that hard ass glue
>>155118843I have so many ideas for the smut but I need to do the legwork and actually get to that part first.
>>155118733i for sure cant put that thing in my ass anon
we didnt talked about almost anything hs ;---; im goin to read fanfic.
>>155118924Sorry anon we got distracted. If you find any good fics post them here :). What do you like to read about
>>155118901same. I have so many ideas for how my ship's sex scene will go that I wanna include them all but having 30 pages of sex is insane
>>155118924it IS related. we are educating each other on how to write homestuck ship sex!
>>155118939Reading pink sparks got me all inspired. The build up is so important, but of course, I'll make sure to have proper pay off.
>>155118948when talking about off topic you should mention hs characters that match what you are talking about. example:im gaysaid dirk
>>155118979nta but i recommended i to you and im trying to find a happy kress fic because that one broke me
>>155119005if you find anything on that level of quality just let me know. (but lets not talk about deltarune too much and get even more off topic lol)IN the topic of Fanfics. I would like to once again speak to how much i appreciate people still make Daverose fics that are both good, and feel like they were made 12 years ago. Its wonderful.
karkat x nepeta thoughts.
Finished panel with a haunted house (I live in the haunted house and it’s me). AI merged them together in a cool way. I want to find these ways to use AI where all the drawing comes from you.I also ended my work shift early before I aggravated my hurt foot. If I was younger it would have been too difficult to do that, I can tell by the ghostly hollering in my soul
>>155119141big or small nepeta
>>155119240small nepeta always better.
>>155119661>NAH I'D KEK
this thread STINKS
>>155119990of what, smegma? because we all love the smell of smegma here
Why aren't you dressed for Jade church bro
the new jades in act 3 are actually quite cute
>>155120139they all look like sluts and one fujo, not interested
>>155120139They're cute but my heart is already spoken for
>>155120139They're okay but they're no Lanque. Also I'm growing weary of the Hiveswap "every caste must have their color obviously on their person" rule they use when designing trolls.
>>155119240big nepeta is so forced it genuinely never looks congruous with the actual character it always looks like a fake nepeta
>>155120139hiveswap's marketing has utterly failed, i have no idea who any of these are
>>155120241if theyre forced to wear their coloured sign, it makes sense to incorporate it into their palette and have them accessorise with it instead of just having varying shades of gray. kanaya's red was specifically a shared thing with vriska, same for terezi. hence why i imagine these jades are all accessorising with fuchsia...
>>155120139The hate sex from the one on the right must go crazy
>>155116661i see a 'nayai post a 'naya
Struggling to escape captivity as Nepeta uses me for cute enhancement experiments
hiveswap has been navel gazing about their troll oc's for so long that i forgot the basic plot of it. and i have a feeling that they did, too.
>>155118037They don’t have genitals they just vomit cumAll trolls are scientifically male - the only females of their species are the mother grubs
>>155120139Remember when trolls were exaggerated stereotypes of people on the internet?
>>155120139pure rapemeat on the left. i know her wobblemeat is PHAT she needs to take my goonstick PRONTO
>>155120139I am immensely less attracted to them than I was to Bronya or DarayaThese are all disappointments
>>155120241Act 3 has done a very good job of making the violetbloods not clones of Eridan.
>>155120658I think if anything Hiveswap has too much internet pop culture and not enough imperial alien dystopia.
>>155120734Why can't it be both? It WAS both, once.
goddamn it, they shouldve just stuck to troll call trolls if they want trolls that badly. and actually keep the damn plot going.
>>155120785Never said it couldn't be, I said that there's a terrible imbalance.
>>155120658Didn’t know they based Equius off of me. How did Hussie know I love horsecock?
>>155120658how can Aradia be an internet stereotype if her whole deal is that she touches grass unlike the rest of her compatriots.
>>155120800Maybe you shouldn't have sent him all that unsolicited horse porn
>>155120830she’s dead. maybe it’s all the people who an hero’d?
Does Hussie have a dominant female fetish? You can see it in Homestuck’s characters, especially Vriska. All female trolls have aggressive personalities. Meanwhile, all the male trolls are either doormats, chronic complainers, or tragic pawns. Even during the comics heyday it was very blatant.
>>155120139how many hiveswap trolls are there of each cast? aren't jades supposed to be rare?
>>155120719>>155120785>>155120790I feel like Alternia as a dystopia actually has a good balance between fear in show of force and 'compassion' in luxuries allowed to the slave that makes sense for an empire that has lasted for millennia, as opposed to say Panem in the Hunger Games which lasted 75 years because they literally treat the people like dog water with nothing to give in return for it other than a show of force.
>>155120139left one is just green junice
Hey, anon. yeah you, anon. Remember your oc, the witch of hope? Well i drew her. I hope it actually looks good. :)
>>155120878jades are uncommon, but they're clustered together in their respective caverns. if you meet one, you'll probably meet another ten in the same area, and then literally nowhere else.
>>155121179So, the kneegrows
Is cosplaying Meenah blackface?
>>155121243?? only if you like paint your face realllly fuckin dark or do like obviously black hairstyles ig
>>155121243meenah is not a human
>>155118295Holy based
>>155119141He will never fuck you, autistic kitty girl in a cave
>>155118295extremely basedif my man came super quick from me I'd think it was cute and feel pretty- like that he likes me so much he can't help himself. it's a good feel
>>155119141she's too good for him
>>155120870It could be that or a deliberate inversion of human gender sterotypesOr even more likely both
>>155121042Not that anon who's probably asleep but it looks really niceYou're pretty good at drawing witches
draw in the whiteboard you motherfuckers
>>155121243Meenah and all other homestuck characters are whiteExcept Damara
>>155122269tavros is spanish
>>155122275>spaniards aren't europeanBased "Africa begins at the Pyrenees" truther
>>155116661Had a dream they sat down with rose for a couple hundred pages where she trauma dumped being groped by her father, Bro.Then they proceeded to show a flash back to her gripping the chair of her desk as he reached over from behind to squeeze her under her shirt. Like that scene from The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo.
>The devoted Jade Church>They have many fan made figures, shirts, and merch for their god>One guy brought in a picture of Jade's skirt getting blown up by the wind, proving that the rumor of the green rocket was true>They now hold weekend shipwars about who their god should have fucked for the next messiah to be bornWhere were you when they were making bets on the war and powerscaling that Jade and Jake could solo the whole thing?
>>155121883anons too busy drawing in other apps
>>155118070If you're a pro then you can make a good one last 1-2 minutes.
>>155122478Dave victims>B-B-B-B-B-B-B-BUT...Speedblitzed faggot. Don't ever disrespect the Knight like that again.
>>155122532>The guy who couldn't beat Jack in more than 1 2v1 even with time powersBring John and maybe he has a chance
>>155122554I do not recognize gay Dave as Dave. Doesn't count!
>>155122601This him, right here in high def getting accidentally killed cause he was not ready to parry bullets?
>>155122626AI generated gifs have improved so much this year
>>155122626KEK fucking bodied that poster
>>155122626putting the argument pre-god tier does worse for you though
>>155122655I mean personally does it really change anything? He never beat Jack regardless, the closest he ever gets is having Dirk take one for the team so he can get a team kill and not get that ass beat for the last fight of that Dave's career. I think he has the highest death count outside of maybe John who had a lot of off screen bonus deaths
>>155122626Also he did this shit on purpose. Fucking idiot retard idiot. The bomb thing shit in Derse or something was being delivered during this fight and he had to be there for it. Fucking idiot. Fuck outta here. Dave is the strongest.
>>155122512how DARE anons have a life outside of /hsg/!
>>155122680He became gay on purpose too it seems, nearly infinite timelines and somehow each one ends in him becoming a fag. At least canon John was currently spared being gay, he died kissing Terezi like a winner while Dave went to suck bulge
Man crazy how the guy who's thing isn't time pretty much stole Dave's whole time gimmick and got the better version too
>>155122714i didnt mean it like that
>>155122714Correct, you fuckers WILL keep posting here for MY amusement
>>155122761I meant it like that (I'm just kidding)
femaleanons scare me deeply and i need 2 dudes to protect me from them
>>155122806t. Jake
>>155122806what are you so scared of jake? haha it's not like we'll drug you and then peg your ass haha
>>155120067I guess we need some soap in here then.
>>155122532Thought from the thumbnail that that was a fem! Dave with long hair and big tits.
Hugging Nepeta as some background troll screams in pain from being pummeled by an imperial drone for being bad at sex
>>155122862I want to hug a Big Nepeta and feel safe in her soft, strong arms.
Mmmm... Big Nepeta...Big, soft kitty.
>>155122903so, meulin?
Big nepetaBut big in a way where her size just increases without altering her proportions
>>155122932So, Davepeta?
>>155118937i went to sleep. i had such a good sleep.hmmm i recommend these onesgamzee/tavros Recipe Rating Teen and uphttps://archiveofourown.gay/works/286786Xefros/Dammek Pailling Practice rare Explicithttps://archiveofourown.gay/works/14037597gamzee/tavros noncon and flesh marking warning explicithttps://archiveofourown.gay/works/232854I frowned a little because while browsing on my bookmarks there was a ton of davekat slop. i mean there was some good ones but i need a detox from this ship.
>>155117669>>155117581Anons, you’ve been added to the Tracker. We at HSG shall be awaiting your next fertile period with much interest.
>>155118161Don’t believe their lies anon, ball explosion is a serious condition that goes under reported due to stigma. Be a real one and jerk a friend off when he’s suffering.
>>155122957NOOOOOOOOO let me out the feds and private interest will know about my estrus cycle
>>155122948why was this based post deleted
>>155122970e___e
>>155118298>>155118235Don’t give me hope anon, I’ve got the shirt right here.
>>155122992i felt homungous levels of shame.
>>155123000:heart_eyes:
>>155123000now take off your pants
>>155123003you are safe here, fren
>Master of Wife fucking>Could be an astrophysicist, or the master of any field of science she wanted>Beat you, yes YOU, in chess a few days ago>Probably tall>can lick her own balls>World record winner for causing the fastest pregnancy in human history>Can walk on water>Can teleport your water into WineThere's nothing she can't do, watch her make the come back from homewrecker to happily married in a 3 way that usually ends in divorce for anyone else
>>155123010Thx.>>155123019Cant do that anon, we’re not married. The little slimer is reserved for special occasions. Or Vriska.
>>155123041>The little slimer
>>155122986Sorry anon, the ectobio machine broke. We need all the fertile damsels we can get to repopulate Earth C with Caucasian babies. I don’t make the rules, I just follow them.
>>155123034>>Beat you, yes YOU, in chess a few days agoThats not impressive I'm not even good at chess
>>155123065As you recall she was blindfolded, teleporting a bullet around her head in a prefect loop, hooping, and creating the cure for cancer that same game. It was impressive that she won in just 3 moves and noting even touching a single peace
Plug Baby plug.MYTHRAIC Update:https://mspfa.com/?s=71619&p=1This is the first Robin appreciation hour.
>>155123020e_e>>155123059>anon thinks im white
>>155123084Is that Dess? From Deltarune?
>>155123099Grey broads are allowed too. On account of being troll, we’ll just have to give them extra attention. And keep trying until pregnancy takes.
>>155123084>>155123104No, I’m Robin!! Do you see ant antlers on my head?
>>155117581>>155117669what the FUCK I'm due for next week too
>>155123151YOU’RE ON THE LIST
I like Robin already. What a cute Smartass. This is the first time i see a character talks with the narrator.
>still no loli hestermy blood is on your hands drawfag from previous thread
>>155123157sigh. time to be a fugitive
bye guys see yall later today. also late gm hsg.
>>155123165It’s not like there’s got any nicer company in the maze, anon.
gay
bisexual
straight
Sheet for my self insert
>>155124068what he gonna do
>>155123146Don't lie to us, we can tell you're cosplaying as your humansona
okay chat. eridong project is still on going. today i stole some tape and made a bulge out of it(its probably too big) and then colored it purple
>>155124770also i will sadly no longer be unimployed. i will have to get a [spolier]job[/spoiler] so this is a very tough time and i need your support
>>155124839trigger warning next time for that word that starts with j
holy unnecessary amount of goonbait
Good morning HSG! I hope you are all well.
naturally proportioned women ftw.
>>155125478Fr
what is with pages and being jacked?
>>155125440did you see this >>155122943
>>155125027Personally I like Aradia and Feferi being stacked because it makes for a hilarious contrast with scrawny mofo Sollux
>>155116781You won't get me with this! I'm not falling for this lolicon propaganda! I can't!
>>155125581I did! I'll check out them later on after work. Thanks for the suggestions.
>>155125670This artist is singlehandedly responsible for putting me on the prospitcest path.>>155125765You know you want them.
>>155125828No! I can't want them! It's degenerate! It's wrong!
>>155125852do you know where you are
>>155124466It’s a mystery to be shown after I write this update
>>155125917Yes! But I still refuse to fall for loli propaganda!
>>155126003what about shotas
>>155126037No! Shota propaganda doesn't even have a chance of working on me!
>>155125509It's the famous Page Potential™
>>155126359>bulgelook at that package... xefros is armed and fucking ready
>>155125027pure goonslop feferi doesn't even have all that
>>155125509we are naturally build like that...
discuss
>>155125027Absolutely fuckable
whats your opinion on sarco. personally, i like his draws with john x terezi.
>>155126930>Kanaya so lowI understand and agree with not going full titty monster here but her being barely above Nepeta is just wrong
Just a reminder, Dirksonas aren't a made up thing, someone else even showed theirs today
>>155127292look at the mixels on that bad bitchwhy wont famin post the raw files somewhere
SHOCKING!!!: I just got a video of Bro and Dave getting into a minor dispute over Burger King or something! How STRONG are these guys??? WHAT?????
nepeta is watching what you guys are posting! be on your best behavior!
>>155127477God I can't imagine they took this brief exchange of fists on Alternia. All those poor, weak, and inferior trolls would perish. Why are Dave and Bro so fucking strong? It's honestly not fair.
>>155127562
>>155127636>I'11>not 1LLruined
>>155127078Be for real. Kanaya is the flattest flatty bitch to ever flat. She's only bigger than Nepeta, because Kanaya has tiny mosquito bites, and Nepeta unironically has boy chest. The same can be said with Rose, who is also flat! Unlike Kanaya however, she has major breast envy (for Jade in particular). These are all cannon and I know this all instinctively.
>>155127949Why do the babies have protruding boners?
>>155128000This but Vriska
>>155126930Vriska doesn’t have all that. Banished to A-cupEverything else is pretty on point
>>155127636>Pussy>Not assholeRuined.
>>155128000Wrong.
>>155123181wait just a little bit longer im getting it done...
i feel lonely when everyone else sees vriska as a big busty broad
>>155128498Don't worry, you're not alone, I'm also a FLATska truther
still interested in tickling
>>155128540flat all around too she can't have a fat ass either
>>155128267I have her near the top of my list. Specifically because of how it thematically contrasts Terezi. Vriska is someone who knows how to use feminine whiles to get how she wants, she learned this through her ancestor. She is well endowed enough to know what she has. However her personality is so rotten that it doesn't matter anyway, and she is forced to use her powers. Contrasted with Terezi who i imagine as far less endowed (kinda stalky, but not like a solid brick or fat), yet is far more charming.
>>155123083You seriously underestimate how bad I am at chess, and the fact that one time I actually managed to lose in 3 moves by moving 2 pawns
>>155128621Vriska does not have feminine wiles
>>155128758anon.....
>>155128764What about that one time she dressed as a fairy and gave Tavros a boner?
>>155128818Lies! Tavros is paralyzed and CANNOT get it up, which is why he was replaced by SUPERIOR EGBERT COCK
>>155122921>>155122936I'm talking Big Nepeta.With BIG thighs.With BIG heart.With BIG, FAT, HEAVING, BREEEEASTS!!!
>>155128892So, Jade's wife?
>>155128764Kinda my point. She is attractive on a physical level, but she is a bitch so no one actually likes her. She lacks any subtlety or tact that her ancestor did and found success with. Terezi has it in spades. Hot but no one likes her vs smart funny and charming but not as hot but everyone likes her anyways.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1apZUFDrGo0
>>155126902lucky john....
>>155128000Kanaya is a titcow.
>>155129555Kanaya has a plump vagina and fertile womb.
>>155129627then why didn't jade knock her up too? space x2 must be doubly fertile
>>155129723That comes later, trust the scripthttps://files.catbox.moe/5ovxlb.png
>>155129555I do not believe this. .>>155129627Truth
does anyone have homestuck themes to put on 4chan
>>155128990Vriska is not attractive on a physical level
>>155130029No. But if someone were to theoretically make one. What would you like it to look like. >>155130153That's where our thinking's diverge then.
>>155130029>>155130170Trickster mode 4chanNo the music does not stop
>>155130253That sounds like hell. I wonder if I could make that.
>>155130153her not attractiveness makes her attractive
I wish to see one big Nepeta. May I?
>>155130424no sorry we only have micropetasgrab a microscope and follow the olive line, you'll know when the test starts
>>155130377-2 points for implied davekat.+420 points for cute, dopey gamz.
>>155130377tf is going on with dave's lip
>>155130553Plumper lips. Dave is entering his bimbo era
>>155130377god why gamzee is so fucking hot.
I will continue to ignore the insistence of the resident Flat Vriska propagandists on this general, because Vriska with big tits makes me horny.Wonder if trolls care about boobs at all. It's ever-so-slightly suggested that they do when Meenah says that everyone is looking at Aranea's big tits bouncing around (paraphrased), but they don't serve the same biological purpose as in humans, presumably the reason why we like them so much.
>>155130784Their biological purpose is inducing red feelings in potential matesprits. Duh.
>>155130784miss this artist, whatever happened to them
Theoretically. Would you guys watch an art stream of me? I think about it sometimes. Idk, maybe would be cool. I don't really talk tho, so i would use a TTS, like toby fox. wadya think?
>>155131067well who are you
>>155130784They obviously don’t make milk, so the only other reasonable assumption is that’s where they make sperm
>>155131100Just another drawfag. i wish i was as cool as moonrunes lmfao.
ELLITH TO ELLIOT PIPELINE.
>>155131165yes this is genius actually
>>155131134if trolls cant reproduce via sex then why would they make sperm
>>155131194i drew her with short hair once i think i can do it again.
>>155131067I dont get how other people can stream themselves drawing, I get incredibly anxious when someone watches me draw
>>155131217They put their sperm in the buckets sis that’s what the slurry isThen the female mother grub makes baby grubs with it
>>155131235Just do it naked, then you’re a professional so it doesn’t matter if you’re nervous about the drawing
>>155131141i would 100% watch your stream prospitcest anon
>>155131067i would enjoy very much anon ^-^ i like seeing people draw. uh be careful where sharing the link when you do it. it is better if you share here for public usually it is safe.
im so ai rp braindead that when sometimes i read some fics it reads like a chatbot
imagine sucking mituna chest and bulge. what noises and gestures would he produce.
>>155131367the erotic kind
>>155131376even being adult age he still sounds like a young pupa..
>>155131024Don't know. But I'm glad that before they went to do whatever else, they pandered to my tastes specifically by giving us a Terezi with a huge fat ass bulging out of her pants. Which we need more of.
>>155131345What do you think chatbots were trained on
>>155131393https://files.catbox.moe/0x1tpk.pngkankri and mituna make the kind of noises id like to hear
>>155131419This isn't me and I'm very upset about it. One day...
>>155131299Yeah! Im just kinda slow. And ADHD. So I kinda y'know, get distracted. It would be cool to have people watch me stream but idk. Whatevs. I would want a cool set up.
>>155131446well if you ever do please post it here! it would be fun to join and chat for a bit
>>155131367Presumably whatever noises and gestures someone chronically addicted to shitposting on /v/ and /xs/ would produce
>>155130784Now that my art tablet and new laptop arrived, and Krita is installed, I can draw a Fat Titty Vriska again!
>>155131517Which tablet did you get anon?
>>155131517W. Can't wait to see it.
>>155131134
>Jade gives you a glass of “limeade”>it’s kinda kinda green but also looks kinda like it’s glowing>you can see some white bits floating in but you can tell that isn’t pulp cause Jade hates pulpWill you enjoy the beverage she spent close to an hour making just for you
anyaya
>>155131634I gulp it down all in one go without breaking eye contact, clean my mouth with my sleeve, and ask if I can have seconds.
homestuck is ____ __ ___
>>155131525XP-Pen 11 2nd Gen. Not as great as my original 15.6 1st Gen, but for the new job and location, it's perfect.
>>155131661what is this jeopardy
>>155131671Oh, nice. I was half expecting you to say XP Pen 13, since it seems thats what literally everyone I ask gets, lol.
>>155131671didnt need the flex but okay
>>155131690would you like to solve the puzzle?
>>155131628i remember reading a fic where a fem ghb had venomous breasts, it was a rather strange one.
i think about you all the time hsg
>>155131661fake 'n gay
>>155131760unrelated but i really like how you keep using the default pencil brush anonvery nicely done
anon you are too good we have to put you in the drawfagtorturingtevice. it is what it is.
>>155131776i do love a good default gpen>>155131794lewd......
>>155131760do you think about bro all the time?
>>155131836>i do love a good default gpeni love to use it cuz i love doing the typical homestuck styles but you throw it out of the park anon
Am I the only retard using photoshop's hard round brush? :(
im so mad. im gonna molest dave so i wont be so mad.
>>155131883can i join. >>155131794can i join.
>>155131851yes :(>>155131862default round brush is great too!
>default brushes damn im one of those fags who has custom brushes because im bad at art and i need the brushes to cover my ass. T-T. (I am also mentally 12 years old so i loooove playing with new brushes.)
>>155131940I have like 800 brushes of which i use like 4, one for sketching, hard round brush for lines, flown and opacity pressure for painting, and a big soft grainy one.
>>155131940default brushes are cool, i like using the eraser to taper lines ¡ and stuff
>>155116693Anon...those 2 are Christians children !!! Their father is a priest !!!
>>155131963its funny i only use 3 brushes too despite having so many.
>>155131982
>>155131760Rarity knows she best pony
>>155132003
>>155132012exactly dirk's greatest flaw is that he likes rd
>>155132012Trixie is better
>>155131760can you draw dirk with surgery sca- i mean neck scars.
here are the brushes i use. 1. Is my pixel brush. This is for when i need to fill in a lot of color really fast with no hastle, no pressure sensitivity or anything like that. 2. Is the most important one. It is my sketching pencil. I use it for all of my sketches, as you can see when you look at my sketch art. 3. Is my "fill in pencil" button. I mostly use it for shading in sketches, or more commonly, filling in greyscale colors that is too difficult with the normal sketch brush. 4. Is my Sketchy Line art brush. It's my newest addition. I have brought it on for when i want to do my marker/water color style, to give it a sharp yet physical quality. 6 (i realize i skipped 5 i am retarded). Is my Writing brush. Whenever i need to write text i use that.7. Thats my oil paint brush, i used to use it a lot for all of my painted/lineless art. Good blending. 8. Is my marker/water color brush, self explanatory.
>>155132085You mean MTD (Male to Dullahan) surgery scars?
>>155132118you know the ones under the tits. that one
>>155132085yeah i definitely can is this like a fetish for you or something
>>155132142you got me! i have a skin fetish
>>155116661Fortnite save the world style game wouldbe interesting. Homestuck has a crafting system afterall.
>>155131419i think its because i'm ace but i prefer to give pleasure to my partner than to recieve.
>>155132181ok i think i'll draw dave wearing dirk's skin how does that sound is that hot for you
>>155132220Christmas came early
why did he make that face at the end
>>155132197Alchemising was always fun when it popped up. I would've gladly sat through the trolls and Alpha kids making a bunch of wacky bullshit but it wasn't utilised much past the Beta kids. I don't know if a game could ever do the system justice, though.Hopefully you'll be able to play as Homestuck characters in actual Fortnite: Save the World in the relatively near future.
which member of the strider family have had bottom surgery
whats his penis size
>>155132519
>>155132519huge
>>155131758link??
>>155131718not really no
>>155132358>I don't know if a game could ever do the system justiceOverseer project was probably the best attempt at it
thoughts on this
>>155132623contains mpreg, more specifically oviposition, you wont probably like it.https://archiveofourown.gay/works/38462932
>>155132754hot. lewd. want to reach my hand in there
>>155132537Sex with anon>>155132201Ace Dick? In the chat?
>>155132519>>155132537ive always wanted to brutally murder this stinky ginger than make love to his cold rotting body
>>155132796the ace dick is always out of bounds. sorry
>>155132294he saw ellith yams
>>155132294auugh w!ck and mowty aaaah face.
>>155132294He saw massive Ellith milkershttps://files.catbox.moe/qur9lf.png
>>155132935hot, but she would totally have mosquitoe bite sized tits
>>155132893she dont have no yams
>>155132935i was wondering where this drawing was. big win to me ellith's ribs are not showing she is getting healthier.
homestucklings
yall are just wobblemeat to me.
another day where i have survived. my body is a temple, which is why no perverted women will enter it!
>>155131982Dave solos the Hades verse btw. If he were to give you some of his power, it'd be some insta win bullshit.
scouts boy elliot fezzit.
>>155133127just say you want to have a sexual relationship with dave. its okay
>>155132935Getting good at drawing to draw more fat Ellith tits
>>155132519small
i just like to watch i dont draw homestuck this year anymore. next year.
>>155131539I'm having an odd problem. Says that my area is blocked on my laptop, yet my phone is entirely fine. I'm thinking it's my roommates router, he brought it from home I think. Till then, no boobies from me.
>>155133310there's never a reason to not draw anon
>>155132519>>155132537how about.. we make a female version to represent femaleanons
>>155133364i feel bad drawing homestuck. it has memory fucked me with interacting with toxic people so i dont feel joy on doing it anymore.
>>155133371fantastic idea
>>155131760GOOD LORD ANON I JUST WOKE UP FROM A NAP HAVE MERCY
Guys. On a scale of 1-10. How bad would it be if theoretically of course, hypothetically, possibly, maybe. Someone (not me of course) were to begin using TTS programs to listen to Fanfiction while they worked. THEORETICALLY.
New thread>>155133517>>155133517>>155133517
>>155118441what would feel more sensitive, a lick to the tip, or a lick to the balls?
>>155132012>>155132047you're both wrong because it's dj pon-3
