Why doesn't Rick Sanchez carry a back-up portal gun?
>>155145001What would happen if you shot yourself in the head with a portal gun?
>>155145001Operation Phoenix, regeneration, nano machine. Rick does have backups, but he would rather destroy than let someone steal it.
>>155145033A correctly constructed and function one? It would open a portal on your head then vanish, like anywhere else.
>>155145081Back-ups kept on his person.
>>155145001You think Rick ever stuck his pickledick in a portal?
>>155145081I like the pill bottle jury rigged portal gun
>>155145033The portal would be placed on your head then grow big enough to saw you in half
>>155145001because it had some dimensional consequencessee s3e1
Why is C-131 beth such a fuck up despite getting the most attention out of any other Beth.
>>155145351>see s3e1how about (You) just tell us
>>155145490>heart surgeon>fuck up?if you're asking why she's an alcoholic, well it's obviously because the writers think that "gene" is present in every generation, so they have an easy excuse to connect her to Rick without any work on their part, while ignoring statistical genetic science in a science show
>>155146207In the last couple of episodes she went psycho and tried to kill herself multiple times while doing heavy drugs and de-aged herself because she hates her life And has not done a single motherly thing for either Morty or Summer>Hey mom, I love you>No need to get weird Awful person
>>155145001Because he knows how to make them
>>155145490Untreated mental illness from childhood.
>>155146403>>No need to get weirdThat bothered me too, but then I rewatched it and it made me think it was because she and Summer were in bathing suits. It's like, she didn't deny reciprocation, but didn't feel as if it was appropriate. Plus, Summer was boob-grabbing for a photo. And Beth was drunk and unaware of the moment's significance. I do think that Beth is a bad person, but not so bad that she doesn't actually love her children.>SUMMER! I choose Summer!Hurm. Maybe one more than the other.
>>155146207>heart surgeon She's a horse surgeon. That's the joke.
>>155145001You can't make Rick and Morty too OP. That's ironically why I loved Erickerhead this last season; felt like an exercise on the writers' part to see how they can challenge Rick's ever-evolving sci-fi tech while still having stakes. Having the grandkids deal with Rick's drunken fuckups is a great way to do that
Why doesn't every fictional character just carry a magical solve every problem before the story even begins device? I am very very very autistic so I don't like stories because they trigger my over nine thousand terminal autisms by not being 100% logical.
>>155148755Most protagonists start off pretty weak and under equiped. Also most don't even have magic powers and finally protagonists by definition are reactive. I know people have soured on the hero with a 1000 faces but the call to adventure is one of it's best ideas. If left alone most heroes would have continued being normies, it took someone ruining their day for them to actually answer the call to adventure. Also OP is being silly, most gun users will tell you they don't need to carry back ups since they are confident enough that they won't be disarmed.
>>155148808That's why all protagonists should be omnipotent and omniscient perfect beings of pure logic that never ever make mistakes, behave irrationally or take anything less than the most optimal course of action, and retroactively solve all problems everywhere before the story even begins. Anything less than that will trigger my autisms.
>>155145033>>155145120This sequence fucked me up. I really love when they play around with how Rick's portals work
>>155148755>>155148857If anything, I think this is "I want to try to figure out explanations for absolutely everything" autism, not "I don't understand why all characters aren't perfect logic actors" autism.And I don't think "why does character who has tons of backups and contingencies not have this one obvious one that solves a recurring issue?" warrants this kind of vitriol.You okay?
>>155148918No, this is "I want to destroy the entire concept of stories so they never trigger my autisms again" autism. I want all of society to revolve entirely around not triggering my autisms. I want to see everyone walking on eggshells around me.
>>155148943I think you are being autistic about this...
>>155148955I said that I have over nine thousand terminal autisms, didn't I? It's very easy to trigger them, and every time my autisms are triggered I literally shit myself into orbit while screeching like a howler monkey. Getting back down is an ordeal every time too. So you should be able to see why I want to create a world where my autisms will never be triggered again.
>>155148943>I want all of society to revolve entirely around not triggering my autisms. I want to see everyone walking on eggshells around me.I mean, yeah, we can tell it triggered your "do not question the internal logic of a story" autism. It's a harmless question to discuss unless you actually demand it be explained, or insist it's an issue where it's really not (neither of which OP did). It can be fun to think about the way a world works or the reason characters act a certain way. To some extent that's usually part of actually taking in a story, especially an ongoing one. OP's question is less annoying and less discussed-to-death than "why don't batman kill jonkler" or other topics. I think >>155145081 even gave a satisfactory answer right off the bat.
>>155149000I'd love to reply to your post, but unfortunately, you've just triggered my over nine thousand terminal autisms, so we're gonna have to cut the conversation shor--*FRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTT*OOK OOK OOK EEK OOK EEEEEEEEEEK...
>>155149023Are you trying to joke? Make fun of OP or this discussion? Because that's actually what you've done in this thread, and you're the only one who has.
>>155145001Rick and Morty is highly satanic because it promotes the false religion of atheism
>>155149053I TRIED TO WARN YOU*FRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTT*WHEN I SAID THAT I LITERALLY SHIT MYSELF INTO SPACE WHENEVER MY AUTISMS ARE TRIGGERED*FRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTT*IT WASN'T FUCKING HYPERBOLE*FRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTT*MY OVER NINE THOUSAND AUTISMS MAKE ME PHYSICALLY INCAPABLE OF NOT BEING OVERLY LITERAL*FRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTT*
>>155149099I wonder if by looking at your posts, we can determine the exact moment you decided you weren't serious and that you were actually just pretending to be retarded. My bet is after >>155148943. It's okay to embarrass yourself, we've all done it, but I think you'd be better off letting go of the ego and move on than continuing making a fool of yourself and disrupt everyone else.
>>155149144I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I'M IN THE UPPER ATMOSPHERE NOW *FRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTT*IN SPACE, NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU REE...
>>155145001He's stupid.
>>155145081I know it's for the "portal gun" gimmick but why the handheld form factor? couldn't he have like a predator shoulder cannon portal? or one in his hand and he points and it shoots a portal?
>>155145152I mean he essentially does that whenever he goes through one
>>155145001Hubris
>>155145001He too lazy
>>155149904It's easier to hand to someone if you need them to retrieve or deliver something. We've seen that Rick likes to send Morty on errands and food runs for him
>>155145001Why doesn't Rick install a portal gun in his arm so he can shoot portals from his hand?
>>155145490Because giving a psychopath attention does not make them normal.
>>155150590They're savin that for Season 11
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