Silly Fellows editionQOTT: Have you ever made a fantroll?Previous dream bubble: >>155229620
This was a low tier Dave v Lord English feat to be quite honest. Maybe this Ult Dirk guy should put down the sword and stick with the meta bullshit
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>>155235128Several. Unfortunately. I wasn't going to do it but then the opportunity presented itself. There are four of them now, and a fifth if you count the head of one more.
prospitcest.
>not a bc threadmissed opportunity
>>155235154This is light work for Dirk desu, maybe they should have had a plan instead of just dicking around for 300 pages.
>>155235154big dirk could solo u
>>155234838>Renity: Go climb a wall of dicks.
stridercest fags really won with this upd8 huh
>>155235211I won.
the whole house happy
>>155235182I honestly didn't expect him to actually have a cool moment I expected him to be a little noodle or in sprite mode forever.
>>155235211if it wasn't immediately punctuated by davekat it would've been the best day of my life
>>155235154Gen Z tried to convince me Ultimate Dave could beat Lord English, I'm not moved so far! Those slashes looked weak as fuck! He might be Bro Strider tier!
>>155234828>This was gonna be another game over situation if Roxy and Davebot didn’t intervene ehSo her failing to kill 1 target and then dying?
>>155235128I made this one for a fanfiction, where a Homestuck reader get's reborn as a fuchsia blooded troll alongside the main twelve trolls and having to deal with that, but I got distracted by my other fanfiction ideas and haven't really done anything with it except reoutline it since it's not all that good since It's just basically just the concept with random ideas on how to continue from there.
>>155235234fuck i mean ultimate dirk fuck fuck fuck
OH IT'S ACTUALLY HIM
>>155235165Jade will be all up in that after her balls finally refill and Alt Callie stops draining her to keep her from doing shit
I like Davebot's new design.
>>155235165terezi fucks this btw
can someone explain to me what's going on here
>>155235233youll live!
>>155235154
>>155235279no i actually won't, every day i have to share air with davekat retards i inch ever closer to my untimely suicide
>>155235165FEELING HER ASS UP UNTIL IT'S BUFFED AND SHINY
>>155235233>davekat is ass!>immediately pairs dave with another male
>>155235320!!!!
More romance and chemistry than they had in the entirety of HS^2
>>155235322if dave and dirk suddenly canonically entered a real relationship where they snuggled and kissed i would hate it too bozo
>>155235339the new team so good mfs unironicaly like davekat now
>>155235333>tripsCROWPISS WE NEED YOU TO DO ANOTHER SLUTTY ROSEBOT EDIT!
>>155235339>davekat fans want to reboot their entire ship with an entirely different dave after 10 years straight of winning
why is bro so hot fml
enough. lets talk about this bozo
>>15523542514 seconds
>>155235397its still dave!
>>155235438what does this mean
>>155235339You guys don't get it. davebot is flirting with karkat here to emotionally manipulate him. he HAD to do this in order for his plan to be successful. he actually hates karkat and thinks hes an ugly faggot, and will go home to dick down aradia immediately after this
>>155235339i wonder how davebot and him would work out.
This was a bold choice for S] Ly'lac: Enter. but I'm willing to give this new direction a chance.
>>155235554>You may slap it.>Once.
>>155235442are you trying to tell me that the unholy combination of all the dave striders is in love with karkat.
>>155235572it seems so. so yeah
>>155235598you are the problem
>>155235598I can't even make fun of you because this might actually happen
>>155235610rosebot is working for dirk. does that represent all roses?
>>155235627>mightit is happening and has been happening for awhile now time to just accept it
So if Equius is back does this mean we'll see gamzee come back as a sprite for one of the kids and if he does which one?
>>155235659its not equius.
rose lost.
>>155235686It's all NTR in here
>>155235677Anon, the exemplar is fucking equius.
>>155235711hot
>>155235214ONLY emotionally incestuous?
>stance you take when you need to beat the shit out of dave
>>155235711 what would be the other trolls, whatever exemplar is counterpart?
>>155235711arquius
Ohio Gozimusk.
>>155235799>Wearing a bathrobe and trying to aura farmdoesn't work like that
>>155234838extremely based. renity is best pb girl
>>155235686source immediately, unless you drew this. then thank you..
>>155235852stupid sexy weeaboo
>>155235816I haven't looked at PB since Korpus beat the shit out of MallumAre there enough updates to make a night out of it
>>155235853i accidentally made her transparent
Can someone edit the Morgan Freeman True... over Equius' face while he breaks apart a False... edited over the meteor?
>>155235739Coolscar,The bland high blood, The Helpsman and Her Imperilous Consternation.
>>155235653The "awhile now" is literally since this update dropped. What are you saying.
>>155235853>>155235889fucking married women is bad! fuck your brother instead!!!!
>>155235879>>155235853>And even if I didYou played yourself, if you have to say such a thing you already admit to knowing exactly what you would do. Jade's type is married women
>>155235892davebot was the only outlier and i honestly think it was a pipe dream to think he wasnt going to go gay for karkat at some point
>>155235941>>155235931>Jade waited for Rose and John to get married before boning them bothDiabolical!
He had to change his outfit again before everyone showed up because Rosebot said he looked a bit gay.
>>155235971>Play matchmaker for all your friends so you can bang them after they get marriedJade's grandpa definitely didn't teach her to do that
>>155235877>missing out on the goat that is colsla get to reading
>>155236008no no he definently DID
>>155235964No there are many many outliers what. Every single Dave before the retcon never once thought or mentioned that they might've liked Karkat let alone guys at all. Those Daves are all part of Davebot too, even the ones that have no clue of Karkat's existence like Alpha Dave.
Being buried in Nepeta’s many many flayed furs and skins (Equius made a machine to process them fur her) and struggling to find an exit
>>155236005not very successful if he wasn't trying to look gay
>>155236040im obviously talking about post retcon. not sure why you seem to think the BC team cares about any of dave's characterization prior to davekat becoming canon
>>155236071oh yeah my bad
>>155235879jade you didn't have to fuck rose. you could've turkey basted herbut no, you HAD to cuck your space sister
>>155236023
>>155236053Sometimes the best troll you can do is to embrace looking gay so you can rub it in the faces of your enemies that you're not
>>155235889>jdertf this mean
>>155236053He did his best but unfortunately you can't take the gay out of the Dirk.
>>155236221"Damn, I'm flying"
>>155236221Its a reference to an obscure video memeing on a dragon ball super theory that the angels were going to rebel against zenosama. It says "Damn, should I rebel?"
guyss his pussy is out...
>>155236270can a robot get pregnant? should i try it?
>>155235877I would say so. Theres alot thats gone on since then. Please update us on what you think. Theres hardly any PB discussion unless theres an update
>>155236158i wish she would just pop into my room like that so i could dick her down. it’s not fair bros…
>>155236270>>155236286>you're sick if you want to see him with a robot pussy edited on>me af
>having to look up hakama references to draw dirk's pantsi'll never forgive the HSBC team for this
>>155236270>>155236286>>155236454edit. NOW
>rose "i am nothing like my mother" lalonde building a machine that will predict the meteors she's about to summon
>>155236584i thought these machines came with sburb or something
>>155235889kek
>>155236318I think they're getting burned out, so the break is well deservedIt's actually kind of funny watching them deal with the same problems I'm having with my little AU, right down to having to look up if various words existed in the 1300s. A rip-roaring good time for etymology nerds. (Who knew that inkling really does date back to the 14th century?) And while the audience knows there are things to be doing, frogs to mash together and denizens to get squashed by, we got a whole lot more ENTERs to see before the shenanigans can really get started. I predict a murderbound in the not too distant future.
>>155236508hakamas are cool what's the issue
How many Equiusfags were saved from suicide by this [S] page?
>>155236808Nah man, he's deadI moved on
>>155236776pleats are hard to draw
I miss her already, she didn't even get the chance to meet everyone. I hope they don't kill her off for good or that she survived the Cruxtruder falling on her.
>>155236852ok that's pretty fairplease post your drawing when you're done!
>>155236955I like to think he's listening to Dracula Flow
>>155236955Change his lighting, ult doesn't deserve Bro's auraful shading
>>155236949My wife will be okay, she'll make her way to Land of Beginning and End to eat Ly'lac only to be stopped when Ly'lac is placed on her dream bed.
>>155235339This Dave is free of his timid human flesh and it's prison of shame and panic. A non-robot candy Dave would probably just continue to freak out and do nothing if he saw Karkat again. Dirk is responsible for all the progress of this relationship.
IF YOU PLAY AS DEL'FI YOU'RE A BITCH WHEN ARE THEY GONNA PATCH HIS ASS?
>>155236040Pre-retcon davekat was getting teased too in a tsundere way. And davebot's main soul is candy dave, who spent decades crying in a closet about karkat.And the presence of something combined with the absence of something still results in the presence of something. A dave that loved karkat + a dave that didn't know karkat results in a dave that loves karkat. 1 + 0 = 1.
>>155236764From what i understand moonrunes isnt on break but out working out of state for long periods of time
We should kill Karkat at this point he's nothing more than Dave's cocksleeve. We should also kill Dave for being Karkat's cocksleeve.
>>155237137We're never going to escape the fucking shippingThat's all this series is now
Dirk has to die, Dave too. What kind of asshole lets the Caretaker die when she could have been saved easy. Dirk is truly a shitty god, his only good move on these new planets was bringing back Equius
I loved the Swiss part in Ly'lac Enter.
>>155237160That was on Yiffy for deleting platforms under them.
>>155235648Yes. This is the character that willingly corresponded with and got herself manipulated by Doc Scratch, was open to listening to the horrorterrors, thought Bro was interesting, and got her friends to play the game because she wanted to do necromancy on her cat. It is entirely representative of all Roses and their core souls to be working for Dirk.
>>155237163why is he lowering himself is he going down on me?
>>155235852>earring is even on the gay side
>>155237186Yiffy is a kid, she was even struggling with just getting Ly'lac into the medium cause she chose a grenade as the item and was struggling to just get the pin on her finger. The blame for her falls straight to Kanaya who distracted her causing Ly'lac to die in the first place, The caretaker was truly a good person she wasn't gonna stop till she completed the tradition and was fast as all hell. Yiffy sure as hell couldn't have stopped her given she just kept keeping up with every rush adjustment.Dirk on the other hand controls the narrative here meaning he wrote her death into the story, therefore all blame is on him first
why is he wearing a skirt?
>>155237241To prompt us to bet on whether or not he's wearing underwear
>>155237157This series has revolved around shipping since Act 5
ough oh ourfffghoh my lifeit's been saved..... .thank you hsbc act 2...i owe ou everything,,
Is it just me, or did the last thread move a little too fast?
okay but seriously who is the equius lookalike in the s page when he launches himself? i haven’t read the epilogues
>>155237248Well? Is he?
>>155237299We have more BC readers than I realizedI personally don't touch the stuff
>>155237310its Himquius bro, he's back from the grave
>>155237310His horns are troll colored instead of normal Satyrs where the horn looks just like their skin color. I think Dirk used his narrative powers to bring him back purely because of how horsepilled he is.
>>155237312The man is a born freeballer
>>155237389Was Dave schmoving with his dick and balls free?
>>155237312nah he wears no undies and also sleeps naked
is it stridercest hours yet?
>>155237406I'd have to go back and look at the OG, isn't he a boxer briefs kinda guy
>>155237409Nice opinion, Strideranon. What did you think of Ly'lac Enter? Will you be drawing Striders based on it?
>>155235128I've got a few, some i've made them by myself or paid someone to draw them for me.i got a reference folder for when i want to make another troll based on all fanarts i've seen on tumblr.Currently working on a Fuchsia blood, i got the design but i gotta work on her story.
>>155237438Always is, bro.
>>155237287>>155235554Kanaya and Karkat: get on the floor and show ass
dirk try not to be overrated challenge: failed
It's not his fault.
owes me the hardest and nastiest sesbian lex paradox space has ever seen
>>155237134nothing wrong with being a cocksleeve as long as you are dirk's or john's apparently
>>155237594Yes unironically. Jake is figuratively and literally raped by the Narrative so nobody really cares about him truly. Roxy has a great personality even though they made her trans for no reason despite mostly being paired up with calliope and john. Calliope is a boring bitch still
>>155237464god bless. my favorite time of the year
>>155237545Kinda surprised nobody's tried to do paradox sex beforeImagine the kind of shenanigans you can get into with teleportation and a few time loops
>>155237507>dirk>overratednot when he make this goofy ass face
Glad to see future versions of yourself fucking everything up remains a staple of Time players.
>>155237819>that smileguess what he'e whispering, /hsg/
>>155237834https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tPewVDo5B4
>>155237819oooooh whatcha sayyyyyyyoooooh you only meant welllllll
>>155237865if he cucked karkat with dirk I will suddenly love ntr
>>155229701>giving jake a thighjobnot the worst that can happen I guess at least I don't have to give him my virginity
good timeline where Max Gilardi joined the Homestuck team and what pumpkin always sells TSO shirts
>>155237545>sesbian lex
Just wait till the BC crew somehow slips in a second kid from Jade from while Alt Callie was using her younger dead body
>>155238053Hey lovecraft, if someone were to hypothetically offer to take you out to see live music, what would you say.
>>155238006>https://spinthewheel.io/wheels/7qjupohS1MxEoYtJIcS1cz0xJmU9MQ==Incredible that I got this since Dirk doing this to my fave/self insert is what I get off to the most
>>155238192
>>155238148Now that I can get behind.
>>155238224>Bang Roxy in the showerThis ought to be good for a laugh
>>155238224>Dirk doing this to my fave/self insert is what I get off togo on...
who is the worst homestuck character to husbando/waifu that is a result of trash taste?
>>155238544Vriska. Don't even start.
>>155238544>husbandogamzee >waifujane
>>155238544calibornmeenah
>>155238356>>155238361>>155238372>selfcest ryonaI...didn't know I needed this
>>155238637>mad because you're too old for fish ass
>>155238656everything meenah does, condy does better. sorry kiddo, thems the breaks
>>155235241Why does he look like manwhore? Not that I'm complaining
>>155235425Looks about as expected desuStill good though
>>155235425Eagerly awaiting the official art of her from Lysanthum and Kim.
>post yfw /OURTROLL/ appeared
>>155239041>D --> HHHHHRAAAAAGH!>I WILL NOT LET YOU DESTROY MY WORLD!
>>155239041Please tell me they show off his horsecock at some point
>>155237724He does not make this goofy ass face anymore, also he has a shitty earring now
Has the caretaker ever spoken or is this like meemaw where only the narration speaks for her cause I'm thinking about it and recalling that technically it was the same with the Carapacians and Guardians where they write just fine but almost none actually speak and narration says they do but never really directly gives what they said
>>155239474I don't think she ever did>it was the same with the Carapacians and Guardians Caretaker technically IS Ly'lac's guardian, so it fits
RIP my hungry guardian squigga
ipad baby
shes a ipad baby
>>155239676>"goat">forgets to prototype the kernel.The entire session is fucked.All dogs go to heaven, except Yiffany Lalonde Harley.
>>155239751cant ly prototype one while in sburb? and who needs a sprite nowadays right?
>>155239771The alpha kids session establishes that if one sprite doesnt get prototyped, no sprite will be due to predestination bullshit, so Skaia never evolves and the session is unwinnable
>>155239777can someone else prototype two in a single sesh so it balances out
Dirk...but he explodes ?!
>>155235128YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCHES!!! YOU FUCKING RANCID NONCES!!!!HE'S HERE!!!!! HORSE JESUS IS BACK!!!!!!! FUCK ALL Y'ALL DOUBTERS AND DAOOT CHANTING WANKERS!!!!FROM THE VOID ITSELF OUT OF THE BLUE HE'S HERE!!!! AND HE'S PUNCHING METEORS LIKE A BADASS!!!!!!! TO PROTECT HIS CHARGE!!!!! EQUIUS IS A HERO IN THIS HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!But best of all, HE FULFILLED AN OVER A DECADE LONG PROMISE. https://www.homestuck.com/004119"You also keep a plain old BOWKIND SPECIBUS in the event that you are able to fire an arrow some day. Because a boy can dream, right?"TODAY IS THAT DAY!!!!!!!!! ITS ALREADY HERE!!! BECAUSE HE HAS ALWAYS BEEN ALREADY HERE!!!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXMQCvqphKMONE WORD!!!!FOR THE WORLD!!!!LIKE YOU NEVER FELT BEFORE!!!!!!!YOU CARRY THE SKY ON YOUR SHOULDERS!!!!!AND NOW....RISE ABOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
up8 of joy and hope
>>155239846equius stocks shooting up above the atmosphere
if arquius is here then coolscar can too. and if coolscar appears in losing gallons of cum to it
>>155235254He just doesn't seem to ever disappear. At least not fully And then he appears out of nowhere. Equius was combined with that other red snake dude who said "my soul is finicky. it doesn't die very easily" or some shit like that. >>155235677Why not? Obviously this wasn't the 6 sweeps old Equius from Alternia. But it could be just a different version of him, from another timeline or universe. Hey. Maybe even Aradia had something to do with it, if he didn't appear by means of SBURB-ian alchemy via Ult!Dirk. The question in both cases, why would either of them do this? >>155235741So you're saying that someone or something got access to the sprites (we've seen the others, Erisolsprite shouldn't even be around yet here he is), and somehow separated them from each other? How would ARquiusprite turn into flesh and blood? Unless he isn't ...? >>155235830They are so beautiful :'3
>>155237464anon, i absolutely adore your art. please continue drawing stridercest. do you have any socials you post these on?
>>155236044Why would he even be in a position like that? Did he catch a cold?
i drew the squidhttps://r7.whiteboardfox.com/77186710-6758-2697
>>155240094wrong fucking screenshot whatever i guess we're getting it uncensored this time
>>155236270which one has more swag
>>155236808IM FUCKING ECSTATIC!!!!!!!!!LOOK AT THIS ONE FRAME!!!!!!THE MUSCLES ON HIS BACK! THE LEATHER GLOVES!! FLOWING BEAUTIFUL MANE!!!! AND HORSETAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LAUNCHING HIMSELF FROM A FUCKING ARROW SHAPED CATAPULT TO RISE TO THE SKY!!!! AND FFFFUCK A METEOR INTO TINY SPLINTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!But still. YET STILL. Above ALL THIS. The cherry on top is the olive green hairties. One for his hair. One for his horsetail.They couldn't have come up with a better way to re-introduce ANY fucking character than this.HOLY FUCKING SHIT IM STILL REELING I DONT EVEN GIVE A FUCK >>155236826OH YE OF LITTLE FAITH He is ALREADY HEREBECAUSE HE ALWAYS HAD BEEN HERE!!!!!!FFFUCK YOUR DOWNER BULLSHIT
>>155240119and has a pretty muscular butt too
damn, equius fan are eating,
>>155240109New.
>>155240152Spare a horse, ride a cowboy.
>>155239041>>155239056ACTUAL FUCKING DRAGON BALL MOMENT!!!!!HE IS SO EFFORTLESSLY FUCKING COOL!!!!!!!!I LITERALLY JIZZED EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!And apparently he was Bobo's guardian all this time??? Meaning he might even further involved with the Deltritus session? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDD ME!!!!!????CHRISTMAS CAME EARLY IN AUGUST!!! ALL OVER MY FUCKING FACE!!!!!
>>155239452The real GOATs are back.... holy shit friend.
since the act ended. do yall think theres going to be a intermission or no
>>155240245Yeah feels like it. That's kinda how it was, sometimes back in the original comic.We get a big [S] page with a bunch of stuff happening, ending the act, and then its time for an Intermission.
GUYS
>>155240275
>>155240152did we get an edit with davebot's pussy hanging out yet?
>>155239105he will make the face again by the end of the comic. trust the plan
>>155240133why equius kinda.....
>>155240399yes. when dirk and dave strife again like the old days. and then at some point they take of their glasses and makeout
>>155239676I'm not sure how she managed to be in the position of server player, honestly. Didn't TC have Ly'lac's server running already to have deployed everything?
>>155235425plump kissable lips
the designs for both davebot and rosebot are vastly improved from the originals, i'm glad they updated them when the art team changed
>>155240526would forgive ALL of hussie's sins if he let this happen tbqhwyf
>>155235203>>155235816thanks anons its literally my first ever nsfw creation loland also kinda a shitpost
>tupac zahhak spotted in deltritus>somehow alivehttps://files.catbox.moe/0hu3u3.mp4
>>155240898I'm fucking FOAMING AT THE MOUTHHE'S BACKAND HE'S A DAD!!!!!!!!!
>>155240984somehow tupac- i mean, equius returnedbuffer than bfore
overhaste upd8ed againhttps://mspfa.com/?s=66144&p=330
>>155240898who the FK was this really
>>155236808>Equiusis this really him O_O
>>155241014we dont really KNOW, seems like hes bobo's dad but if hes ACTUALLY eq is unknown
>>155241003>screaming in cool Slel
>>155240898>>155241025>>155241026>forgetting that guy has pointy glasses which means it's actually ARquiusWhy is /hsg/ snubbing Hal so hard?
>>155241059it's definitely arquius i don't know why hsg is ignoring the very obvious glasses and dirk connection
>>155240999All grown up :'3>>155241025YOU BEST MAKE LIKE NARUTO AND BELIEVE IT!!!!>>155241026What do you mean? Like obviously this isn't the 6 sweeps old from Alternia. But look at him. Mabye it's an SBURB-ian homonculus Ult!Dirk made but this IS Equius. Or at least one version of him.>>155241059What if what actually happened was that Dirk (or someone) managed to figure out how to reverse sprite-ification. The broken triangular shades on his face *is* Hal. They are *both* back.And Hal was constantly giving advice to Equius on how steer Satyr culture to the 'correct' way.
>>155241059i was too lazy to write arquius and equius sorry but yeah could be either or nonecould be a sburb clone dirk made or smth along those linesnot that i hate ar or eq i just dont know how they're back at all
>>155241088>reverse sprite-ification.>Davepeta would be dissolved>Nepeta and Davesprite Dave would be backGod this is too good to be true
>>155241059As arquius grows up positive the Equius half gets more and more dominant since Hal is perma 13, especially since he's wearing a bunch of nepeta colors and I doubt Hal would have cared
ITS THE EXEMPLAR GUYS. WHICH IS EQUIUS.
i like how we are creating theories and calling each other stupid. just like how old hs updates used to be
you're all stupid especially the guy that thinks it's the beforus exemplar
>>155241208Out of all theories posted ITT yours is most nonsensical and retarded, good job
>>155240109Lose the one-of-one Jordans and this is so much better
>>155240116This will be the last face Dirk ever sees btw
>>155241277judging by the epilogues, he seems to know and wants dave to kill him for good
>>155241277this is exactly what dirk wants btw
this will be the last face dirk ever sees btw
Height mog of absolute doom
>>155241309why did he get infected with pixmix watermark disease
>>155241310this height difference has completely rewired my brain
>>155241310STRIDERCEST FAGS. PLEASE YOU HAVE ALL THE MATERIAL IN THE WORLD JUST DO IT
>>155241309Unwatermark this poor soul
>>155241309what is this shitter so smug about? doesn't he know he's full of watermarks?
>>155240116I just realized Davebot has the unbreakable katana. So gay. Why can't he just steal a Caledfwlch from a doomed dave
>>155241369because he's fucking dirk
>>155241374woah. which way anon
>>155241374no dirk is dirk, silly anon
>>155241325I'M WORKING ON IT OK
>>155241380dirk built davebot as a personal dildo
>>155241406this does strenghten the "davebot is in kahoots with dirk" theory anon..
>>155241385hehehe
>>155241208>>155241243>>155241251But what if there was time traveling shenanigans? Someone just literally plucked Beforan Equius (THE EXEMPLAR) from his timeline just so he can raise satyrs on Deltritus. Because Dirk needed someone who is as horse and rules autistic as he is. But then the question is, who timetravelled to bring him back? Could it have been 'miss 0u0'? Or just a Davebot? Or maybe time wasn't a factor into this, Dirk just rewrote the story so that Equius was *always* on Deltritus. >>155241226Genuinely feels like the old times :')
>>155241415i know i'm singlehandedly pushing this agenda and making up stories in my head to justify it
>>155241426anon cooks bizarre shit, asked to leave kitchen
>>155241310I always headcanoned that dave grows up to be more spindly of the two, with a shapely ass. and dirk grows up to be the more robust between the two, with bigger pecsthough in my head they were closer in height
>>155241423yeah this is super fun!
btw take off all ideas of caliborn being back. what would even be his purpose? LE is dead. tell that green mf to pack it up and leave.
>>155241119>not that i hate ar or eq i just dont know how they're back at all>I HAVE NO IDEA WHO HE IS. OR WHERE HE CAME FROM. JUDGING FROM THE FACE OF THE GUYS, THEY DON'T EITHER. NOBODY SEES THIS COMING. IT IS A TOTAL AMBUSCADE, AND MY SKELETON JAW IS DROPPED AS SHIT. HE PINS ME IN PLACE WITH HIS RIPPED MUSCLES, AND I'M COMPLETELY IMMOBILIZED. PARTLY BECAUSE OF THE *STRENGTH*, BUT ALSO DUE TO MY AWE AND ADMIRATION. I JUST CAN'T MOVE. Nobody had any idea where this horse weirdo came from. But he had a profoundly lasting effect on literally everything on a cosmic level.
>>155241499>what would even be his purpose?Scribbling john egbert sissification porn to finally make june canon
>>155241614a very real possibility
The Beyond Canon Nuclear FamilyEquius neurodivergent dadNepeta male momBobo daughterGamby woke dog
>>155241656is bc actually doing something with aradia?
>>155235128okay, catching up to on-going. maybe i'll comment everything that catches my attention>i want these two to kiss
yeah, definitely should kiss
>>155240030It’s me in them. Equius just enabled letting Nepeta fill a spare cavern with stores of skins
>>155241687yes shes decently strong
>>155241656Reminder Aradia could travel to any timeline at any moment in the exact point of space she wants to. "Maid" of Time my ass. Why does she keep dodging the patch notes.
>>155241721swiss likes men just lile his dada though
>>155241773>could travel to any timeline at any moment in the exact point of space she wants toany time player can like lord english and dave
>>155241310god that would be so funny. But hs^2's team isn't cool enough for that. Page of breath, Having him not come back would be a crime.
next thread should be about him
>>155241797>>155241797meant to reply to>>155241309
>>155241309Actually it'll be this
i wonder what these kids are doing now
>>155241614If Caliborn did this it’s only because of how painful the beating John gave him was and how it led to a dark night of his artistry>>155241900in HELL
does his cheeks get fatter every upd8 or something
>>155241934Detransitioning
>>155241656>>155241687>>155241765>AA: i like breaking things>AA: i didnt used t0 but n0w i d0>AA: its funShe likes to break shit
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>>155241835Majestic...
*Leaves the thread.*
>>155241987dont let the door hit you on the way out
>>155241978>>155241986>>155241987lmao
>>155241987no wait come back
>>155241987no! come back! I love you!
>>155242045Don't let your memes be dreamsWe're all freaks in here
i can't read those walls of text its insufferable
>>155242299It's there. That's the filter. But beyond it is genuine high stakes, an intricate story, loads of jokes. It's not easy to dig through. But you only need to climb the filter once.
Skye dressed as Utsuro from Gokurakugai
>>155242377equius solos
>>155242299It gets better.
>>155242417MY FUCKING DICK
what time is it
>>155242572for me its two pm but it seems like its dirkdave hour
>>155235154UPDATED DAVE POWER RANKINGS:1. Prophecy Dave (the one that's vs LE)2. Ultimate Dave / DaveBot (has Prophecy Dave in him but is weakened by an infinite amount of weaker Daves)3. Davepeta 4. GAME OVER Dave (held back like a bitch)5. Candy Dave (actively fought in the war)6. Alpha Dave7. Davesprite8. Conflip Dave9. Meat Dave (rotted in his bed since landing on Earth-C)10. Intro Dave
>>155242377>loads of jokesHope you're not talking about HSBC here because lmao
>>155242623Prophecy Dave feat
>>155242572I can see it....
>>155242602it is. but that anon might live in the gamkat timezone
This is my wip for my character Eldritch Drake. If you gossip about me again it should be about how humiliating it is for ipgd that she gave me the middle finger while I was working on projects like this. She could have been known as an icon of artistic friendship instead of an obscure nasty fujo>>155238192I have a lot of practical problems in the way of this like not having a car.>>155239672Don't subject Nepeta to my fetishes
okay i love tiffy
>>155242572https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWmO6NcMoZM
>>155242976Why does she type like she's Dave's kid.
>>155242976She let Ly'lac die we gotta kill her.
>>155243025
>>155243012We keep telling you. Yiffy isn't a JadeRose child, she's a DaveJade child in Hussie's mind.That's why he didn't think the cuck plot was such a big deal. To him it's a silly origin like them being meteor babies.
DAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAmn
>>155243049Damn she got a lot of davekat
>>155243066davebotkat better
Don't care, not reading HS2.
>>155243109it's ok dave, you still have dirk!
I'm so tired of davekat.
>>155242623>davepeta over davespriteif we are counting aura and hype moments (which we are. fuck you i make the rules)davesprite clearsdavepeta is literally just a deus ex machina mary sue that existed solely to unfuck the shitshow that is act seven who has absolutely no relevance outside of thatdavesprite is the one who sacrificed himself and his entire timeline for his friendsdavesprite gets shit done i know your list is objectively correct, but i refuse to let davesprite be lower out of principle
>>155243220>readingtheepilouges.png
>>155243278>having anything to do with HSBCThe sideshow is entertaining at least, here's another 40 characters to keep track of
i'm bored, johnkat post.
>>155243039Hussie secretly yearns for the straights.But he'd never admit it outloud because then the yes'women' who suck his cock and give him money would jump ship. Gotta pay lip service to the discordians and twitter addicts.
>>155242623Prophecy title is badass
has anyone tried to adapt the epilogues into comics yet? I remember seeing one try a while ago but it didn't get far before being abandoned
>>155243039>Yiffy takes afer Jade and Dave and gets nothing from Rose>which means Rose is only a surrogate mother carrying a baby>we already know she had sex with Jade>but there's still the other genetic parent of Yiffy that needs to fuck herDERSECEST BROS WE'RE SO BACK
>>155243160Davepeta was and still is a mistake but their intense desire to fight Lord English is pretty cool I can't lie to you.
>>155243109it's actually the worst thing ever
>>155243363Just skip to the art of Jake shitting his pants live on TV
>>155243363Meat John is the only thing from the Epilogues that absolutely deserves a comic
>>155243326aradia still likes sollux youknow
>>155243407Sir Not Appearing In This Series Anymore
>>155243407the sex behind car part too?
>>155243304Quick drawing request for you anon: could you draw John throwing a pie at Karkat, complete with prankster's gambit? Like father like son and so on
>>155243439but seriously why did that happen. whats the point of getting sloppy toppy before dying. is terezi going to get with him after he revives or something?
>>155242745>I have a lot of practical problems in the way of this like not having a car.What if they offered to drive you?
>>155243474>whats the point of getting sloppy toppy before dying.The two choices are dying without having fucked Terezi and dying after fucker her, might as well pick the latter.
>>155241934>>155241949>comes out as a transman>literally does nothing masculine>dresses even more feminine and risqué than beforebesides being a 'femboy' in title alone, the want for a dave/roxy hear2heart convo, and appeasing whatever transgender self-inserter was writing that day, is there legitimately any reason why Roxy came out as trans? Is it canon that Roxy came out just to get attention? Or is it supposed to be some tongue in cheek representation of how some trans people don't even bother with any transitioning outside of using different pronouns? It just seems like a complete waste to go on and on about how Roxy was 'always male' and you are stupid for doubting that and then don't even show her becoming more masculine.
>>155243474Not dying a virgin would rank pretty high up on your priority list as a teenager
>>155243540being a tranny or other mentally ill freak is a new plaque into every oc bio to fill, so, yeah, just for the sake of it
>>155243540tsk tsk. gender and masculinity are two diferent things anon. roxy is a gay twink and i mean that literally
