Would the pairing have worked for better or worse if they had different actors playing as them?
>>155255208I wonder if Feige is seriously considering making them a couple now
Cute!
>>155255208Tom does a serviceable job as a Spider-Man but somehow Sadie Sink can really make her Jean exceptional even though she’s was nowhere near my shortlist of actresses that I’d think would be great to cast as Jean
>>155255232Definitely notThe Sheboondaya cult is too strong
For the haters that say that Peter and Jean are sibling coded and that there's an age gap
>>155255208How does Jean learn to be a Stacy?
>>155255301That's the best part, SHE DOESN'T!
>>155255301she's Jean, not Gwen.
>>155255336Honestly she's so hot like a fiery angry redhead. Though I admit I've started to warm up to the idea of the prima dona with the x-men, girl failure potato with Peter in the sheets.
>>155255208I genuinely think this would not work without Sadie's performance.
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdq4aeUOtb0tshMulTUBwnB79hrW_1-WB7y-uLQrn4SdRJHPw/viewform
Sadie was awful and she sounds like an English anime dub performance
>>155255432Cute chibis
>>155255287>Peter and Jean are sibling coded and that there's an age gapAnon stop I can only get so erect
Imagine being Jean's deadbeat foster father
>>155255208ngl I perfer these two as like a older brother/younger sister or father/adoptive daughter dynamic.
why no link to the previous thread?>>155229197
>>155255374more like appearencethere is just something so hot about a sweaty disheveled girl
>>155255833and your take on the scott jean pairing?
>>155256065Not a thing here, I guess. We also have archive anon posting the links to all the previous threads in desuarchives.
>>155255269Why does she look so bratty in this? Is it time for her regular V-Max maintenance?>>155255374We need the anon who made the>Jean, stop it>You WILL let me hold it while you peejoke to repost it every thread.>>155255405I voted Romanogers and PeterJean.
Unironically, what is the next step of our master plan?
>>155256262Petition for SpiderPhoenix to be a thing, small or big, in every MCU Spider-Man movie. Give those two kids!
>>155255269It helps that MCU Jean is basically an entirely original character
>Sadie Sink might be part of the new Calvin Klein campaignsomeone post WEBBED
>>155256859You said it, not me.
>>155255208I wonder if they'll work some Spider-Man-ish elements in her suit design? Even if they don't pair them up, Spider-Man is kind of the first, and at the moment only, positive influence she has.
>be Scott Summers>new hot girl, Jean, in the school>x-men team goes on a few missions with her>think I have a chance with her >run into Spider-man during mission>Jean and Spider-man already close act like they know each other, hug after the fight >news cameras capture this>little weird but okay it's not like they already had mind sex or soemthing >Go home to check the online news to see what they're saying about the X-men, we mutants need all the positive press we can get >Super Hero gossip tabloids got a pic of me standing there staring while Spider-man and Jean were hugging>Title making me look like a loser 3rd wheel>Chek comments section >literally every comment supporting their friendly neighborhood Spider-man, few comments that mention me say I can't even hope to compete >Keep reading and checking other places talking about this >Feel absolutely terrible after 2 hours of reading comments shitting on me in comparison to Spider-man and general public shipping Spider-man and Marvel girl >check article for who took photo>Peter Parker>Google him it's some little nerd >Fuck this guy he clearly did this on purpose to make me look like a cuck >Walk by Kitty and Jean talking, they have a newspaper in front of them>Jean did you see this Spider-man article? I know you're a friends with the web head, this picture of him is incredible>Oh yeah, Peter always takes the best pics of Spider-man, he's Spider-man's go to photographer >You know him too? >Jean gushes about how great a guy this Peter Parker is >Kitty laughing can't believe you're gunning after Spider-man and his photographer >Jean blushing with nervous laughter >Only thing in my head after hearing this exchange is that I'm going to kill Peter Parker
>>155257032Spider-man/Jean/Scott is a whole different love triangle than if Wolverine was in Peter's place.
>>155255208It doesn't work now.
jean is slim
>>155255278>The Sheboondaya cult is too strongYou keep saying this shit. Fuck off already
>>155257073Imagine if instead of Spidey having beef with Johnny, he has beef with Scott instead.
>>155257032>be Jean Grey>hot guy Peter has given me purpose in life>talk to him online almost daily>think I have a chance with him>go to NY when the school year is over>purchase the Simirallion as a gift for his cute nerdy ass>he let me crash at his place!>he liked the gift!>he looks enthusiastic>VERY enthusiatic>"I can't wait for you to meet MJ and Ned! They're coming over tomorrow, they just went to Chicago for an expo">Oh, she's coming>"They're cool about everything. MJ even felt horrible about all those things DODC did to you">What the fuck?! Don't tell her that.>That's okay, she's probably gonna bring that idiot boyfriend of hers along, no worries>but just to be sure, let's prod a bit about it>"Oh Paul? MJ split up, very jealous guy. Very clingy too. It's been almost a month since they split">They split up. Recent-ish. Perfect>That's fine, they're just friends, she doesn't have any memories of him anyway. Let's not ruin this night for Peter, he's excited for me>He even made wheat cakes>Now he's showing some pictures of the hussy's trip to Chicago with that fat fuck>Wait, that's a picture of Peter with MJ>And another>And another>"Yeah, we've been hanging out for a while. Some of her memories are starting to come back! She remembered I gave her the black dahlia necklace">Oh god, she remembers>Fuck, gotta lure him in before the wench does>I should talk about the school>Yeah, talk real good about your time at that school>Talk about that himbo Scott, maybe he's gonna get jealous>And the cherry on top: tell him that I'm single and that I would love a guy like *him* to be my boyfriend>Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, he put both his hands on my shoulder>We're gonna make out>Oh god, my first kiss>"You're amazing, Jean. I'm sure you can find that special someone at Xavier's. Maybe you should try talking to that Scott guy a bit more!">He left for the bathroom >Only thing in my head after hearing this exchange is that I'm going to kill MJ
>>155256859
>>155257265In the Silver Age, Bobby was more similar to Johnny in terms of personality since they were both the little brothers of their teams. Scott was too much a team leader and conscious of his power to get in that sort of rivalry, especially if he and Jean aren't already an established couple when Peter shows up.
>>155257032Venomclops says total mutate genocide
>>155257335Spidey's more of a trash talking trickster which works as a contrast to Scott's by the book stickler attitude. Like Spidey's the chaos compared to Scott's order. Also Spidey at this point was prone to fight now ask questions later
>>155257417
>>155255278>Spiderman movie where peter unequivocally ends his relationship with dyslexic casting MJ and hangs out with a yandere redhead >#3 movie of all time and still in theaters, soon to outperform endgame then one meme push away from dethroning James camerons avatar Not even marvel is stupid enough to hop off the money train.
>>155257417>>155257431CUTE!!
>Cafeteria, days after Spiderman is let go from the hospital>PETER: ”And that’s how I saved New York”>NED: ”Shame about the girl having to go to jail after that”>PETER: ”She…Didn’t go to jail”>MJ: ”What?!”>PETER: ”Guys, she was just being aggressive and confused”>MJ: ”She invaded my body, Peter”>PETER: ”Confused!”>”And forced me to kiss you”>NED: ”Didn’t she run over an old man?”>JEAN: ”She didn’t run over an old man!…She made an old man stand in front of a moving car and get run over”>NED: ”Dude!”>PETER: ”Guys, trust me, jail would have inly made things bad for her; she’s going to meet some new people, get new perspectives-“>MJ: ”What’s that on the side of your mouth?”>Peter: ”Huh?”>MJ picks something out of Peter, a curly strand of red hair>Peter:”…Wow! Guess my minoxidil is working wonders!”>MJ:”PETER, I KNOW A RED PUBE WHEN I SEE ONE”
>>155255208this is joker is getting olf fast old man fuck off
>>155255374>anonmentionshorseshow.mp4
>Peter and Jean finish watching Star Wars Episode VI in his living room>Tubs of fudge and mint chocolate chip ice cream at the wooden rack where the monitor is (Peter's gonna regret not placing a towel over it)>PETER: ”So what did you think?”>JEAN: ”It’s pretty good, but Empire was better”>PETER: ”I think Empire can be pretty bleak at times”>JEAN: ”Maybe that’s why I enjoyed it more, not a fan of the teddy bears with spears”>PETER: ”Those are called Ewoks”>JEAN: *coughs*Nerd!*coughs*>Peter throws a pillow at her, Jean returns the favor by smacking him with it, both fall into laughter before getting silent with one another as each of them return to their respective spots>JEAN: ”You know, me and Sarah used to do this constantly. Friday movie nights. She was more into horror: Blair Witch, Hostel, Paranormal Activity, I had to put up a brave face because I was scared shitless ninety-percent of the time. She would often tease me, sometimes jumpscaring me with “tickle attacks”, it was pretty stupid. I guess she did that to make me feel more comfortable with the things she used to watch…”>Awkward silence between the two, Jean holding her legs together is saddened by her brief memory of Sara>”JEAN: I’m sorry I spoke too much, I sh-“>PETER: ”It’s okay! It’s okay! It’s okay, really!”>More awkward silence>PETER: ”Say, did I ever show you what else the spider bite caused to my hands?”>Jean finds it odd that this is what he changed the subject into>JEAN: ”They look pretty normal”>PETER: ”Really? Well, how about NOW!”>Peter proceeds to try to tickle Jean just like Sara would. They soon realize that they’re basically spooning each other in Pete's sofa…(1/2)
Making two threads abou the same thing is dumb as fuck>>155255759Stop flooding the board with trash or face ban time retard.
>>155257704t.Scott SummersAnd besides, it's risquee art but I wouldn't say porn
>>155257766>And besides, it's risquee art but I wouldn't say pornclose enough anon close enough
>>155255208... OP, what are you talking about? This wasn't a "pairing". They weren't a couple or in a romantic relationship except in the thirsty, warped minds here. It was an animus. The pairing (lukewarm as it was cuz of the whole magical mindwipe stuff) was Peter and MJ.
>>155257749>JEAN: ”You know, I should get going. The professor is gonna be mad that I didn’t leave a notice for not returning after curfew”>PETER: ”WeLl It’S pAst midnIgHt! *clearing throat after voice crack* It’s past midnight, so maybe it’s best if you stay here”>JEAN: “Oh yeah. It is past midnight right? The professor wouldn’t like me showing up after curfew, right? He’s probably asleep! *laughs nervously*”>PETER: ”Right, right, totally”>JEAN: ”Yeah...”>Things look awkward between Peter and Jean. His arms embrace her abdomen, he knows he's pushing a bit too far but he doesn't want to let go for some reason.>PETER: ”I can, uh, sleep on the couch and you take my b-“>JEAN: ”No no no! It’s your house, please, let me sleep on the couch”>PETER: ”This couch is all old and kind of sunken, it wouldn’t be good for you to sleep in”>JEAN: ”Well it…It wouldn’t be good for YOU to sleep in, right?”>They both share an awkward laugh before the silence returnsAt the Same time:>JEAN: ”You should take bed” >PETER: “I can share!”>Both are stunned by what came out of Peter’s mouth>JEAN: “As in, share the bed?…Is it big? THE BED! Is the big be-…Is the bed big?”>PETER: ”Pretty big! Very big bed! Double bed! Fits two people…On the same bed”>JEAN: ”Oh! So, like…You and me!”>PETER: ”Yeah, like me and-“>JEAN: ”In the same bed”>PETER: ”Yeah”>Both of them are breathing pretty heavily>His thoughts slip into her mind while he can listen to her heart rate rising>JEAN: “And this couch? Does it also fits the both of us?”>PETER: “I'm…I’m sure it does”>As they grow silent once more, Peter leans his head close to Jean and tightens his embrace>Jean turns to face Peter>JEAN: “Peter…There’s some place else where I feel…”ticklish” ”>Jean gazes into Peter’s face as she guides his hand to her pussy and they both share a kiss(2/2)
>>155257073>They did this because they have Hugh Jackmans 90 year old jacked ass as wolverine >Test the waters of Jean having a strong emotional connection with a fan favorite>Works >Fiege wipes sweat from brow, he no longer has to try and sell "well it was always an age gap relationship with Jean since Logan actually a 230 year old dragon loli even jn the foXmen" to assure Scott Summers never scores >Cyclops will be their attempt to capitalize on the "incel horror" trend>2 birds one stone, deradicalize malfunctioning identitarianism of the Tariq nasheed-kemet-2daSea-buckbroken variety by associating the "we didn't land on krakoa rock krakoa rock landed on us" mutants with being gay cucks
people are still naysaying this ship when its about to become the highest grossing movie of all time kek
>>155257754clearly two different topics
>>155257749minor gripe but it always kinda irked me that they still have ned and peter obssess over star wars when teens their age even by the first movie would have probably been into anime for the most part. It just screams gen x.
>>155257828>Brand NEW Day>lets make Peter get back with his OLD FRIENDS>the NEW GIRL in Brand NEW Day isn't totally a NEW LOVE INTEREST guys!Nice try. I know the meaning of the word New and MJ is old hat. Michelle Jones is the most boring character ever written and is nothing but a charisma anchor that makes everyone she interacts with a less interesting written character.
>>155258039It's kind of obvious that they chose Star Wars in order to not having to pay for a different license since it's all Disney, but I totally get it.Same thing in that TMNT movie where they had Attack on Titan as a major plotpoint, during a time where Attack on Titan was getting shat on by everyone online for having a horrible ending and most millenials had flocked to BNHA or Jujutsu
>>155258039Star Wars is probably cheaper to license than Naruto, One Piece or DBZ since Disney owns the IP
>>155258061>she's so cool and she can intimidate Dr. Strange and Punisher likes her and and is there anyone outside Zendaya foids that like her
>>155258061>>155258333Does Zendaya even like MJ?
>>155258341what is this? some sort of female autism?
>>155258361She just there to keep her husbando in checkThat guy pulls women effortlessly
>>155256859she really looks hot therehope they show off her abs
>>155258333The funny thing is the crack ship of punisher and MJ to come out of this movie is far more compelling than anything else they could do with her, almost up there with deleting her character entirely (what they should do) >Conspiracy theorist >Nonplussed by vigilantism >Age gap relationship >"Never ask a white nationalist the race of his girlfriend" coded Same "this is the weird girl that lives in my house sometimes" vibe. And frank could feel extremely guilty about violating the bro code, but when found out Peter's already come to terms with MJ being a different person and also he's kinda seeing someone too so fairs fair. Then frank shits a brick that Peter hooked up with the telepath rapist goblin girl and suddenly he's the one having to defend his own actions instead.
Hobo Jean?>One movie gimmick
>>155258770I'm pretty sure this Jean characterization might vanish. It's unlikely the next writer to have her will be the same as BND and changing writers usually means changing smaller details. She won't have the purpose of a narrative foil to Spidey anymore so there is no reason to keep her the angry drifter hobo
>>155258793Most likely she will be the Stacy Jean in the comics
>>155257032Scottcuck posting isn't funny
>>155258703she's built like a shorter prime emily grey
>>155257980they have good sibling chemistry desu
>Peter gets to come home to THIS
>>155259157Yeah, siblings, totally. That way nobody questions why Jean sits in Peter's lap when watching a show, or how they hug every time they need to seperate for a few minutes, and don't forget the tickling that totally isn't mutual groping. Ha ha, just silly siblings.
>>155255278>"x-men fan">racist Kek No wonder yall glaze a psycho like mcu jean
>>155259670Never ask a friend of Humanity about their girlfriend's X-gene
12 episode anime where Jean and Peter are childhood friends, then enemies, then lovers
>>155259670You need to be a racist to enjoy X-Men these days.
>>155259424>Jean wearing pants when she doesn't have to by society
>>155256329>Give those two kids!>Category 5 Telepaths with Arachnid Hormones>Potential Cosmology and Prophecy bs involved whenever the MCU addresses Symbiotes and The PhoenixGenuinely better if they stay kid less, but considering >>155259424... Good luck, Parker.
>>155257335>Cheery wisecracking dipshit Peter>Stick-in-mud-Dork Scott>JeanIt'd be like those old Screw Ball Comedy trios.
>>155259938>Psychic spider >MCU attempts a quiet Madame web re-re-origin to unfuck characters used by the snoyverse
>>155258736>Punisher>White NationalistGo sit in the corner.
X-Men? Who are those? I only know of Spider-Man's Amazing Friend Jean Grey
>>155260415Jean how is anyone at Xavier's supposed to get any sleep with you moaning every night
>>155260415>Frank as the Tien to Jean's VegetaThe idea of Frank second-guessing Jean's every move is kind of funny desu. Especially if contrasted with Peter's newfound trust towards her.
>>155260380Not even the first time Spidey literally stole X-men characters and made them his buddies
>>155260380>Deadpool and Wolverine>Spider-Man and Jean Greywhich other X-Men characters will be adopted by other characters to make them more likeable
>>155260415imagine the big family
>>155260572Starlord needs a new team and love interest, which X-men can we make Kooky enough to work.
>>155260655>X-Men finally hang out with flatscans>Quill is used to literal aliens so he doesn't give a shit about mutantsan actually great idea
>>155260655Kitty Pryde
>>155260572Just give all the X-Women to Peter. Just keep throwing them at him.Yes, even Rachel.
>>155260655Storm
>>155260720Storm and Star Lord is like the serious woman meets the memelord
>>155260720
>>155260637>Hope raised by Peter instead of stuck with Cyke as a dadfor the best
if spider man falls for jean grey then the mcu has basically decided to become an alternate marvel universe like ultimate instead of an adaptation
>>155255208I can't wait for you retards to get bored and distracted by the next meme
>>155260485>¡Lo sabía! ¡Jean está usando su destreza en la cama para que Peter nos traicione!
>>155260720If the main team isn't using Nightcrawler, can we put him here?>Hey Quill how come you never reacted to my appearance>One of my best friends is a talking racoon.
>>155260885calm down Scott, go find Emma
>>155260870>if spider man falls for jean grey then the mcu has basically decided to become an alternate marvel universe like ultimate instead of an adaptationOh sure, because Ant-Man and Guardians of the Galaxy is so faithful to its source material.
>>155260870>the mcu has basically decided to become an alternate marvel universeI think they gave up on the "adaptational" idea a long time ago by this point (see: Doom Stark).
>>155260885Why are Scottcucks and Zendayatroons seething about this ship?
>>155260870>become an alternate marvel universe like ultimate instead of an adaptationGood
>>155260927an X-Man finally gets a chance to learn power and responsibility instead of being a mutant supremacist
>>155260898Faithful, no, but they were always adaptations in the sense that it's clearly sticking to the "brand identity". Scott inherits the role of Antman from Hank. The characters are not accurate. The world is not accurate. But the things it borrows from the source material remain on-brand.
>>155257309>Jean sending MJ mental images of her fucking Peter>Jean sending thoughts to MJ's consciousness for her to have an eating disorder>Jean miming that she's gonna blow and fuck Peter to MJ while no one's looking>Jean introducing to MJ as "the FORMER girlfriend of Spider-man" to her X-Pals>Jean assuming MJ's body while she's drunk to text embarassing stuff to Peter>Jean doxxing MJ's home address in the MCU version of Kiwifarms>Jean showing off her abs whenever she can to assert her dominance towards MJ
>>155260960And what is the Guardians' "brand identity"? Drax, Peter, Gamora and Mantis are entirely different (thank god for the Mantis part) while the closest ones to their original counterparts (Rocket Raccoon and Groot) still stray away from their comic counterparts.
>>155260898I think he means that normies who watch the movies and barely pay attention don't come away with a different impression of who is associated with who. Ned is everyone's go to example of the movies changing stuff but comic ned leeds is still a friend of spider-man. It would be different if it was Ganke. The MCU hasn't paired any characters who weren't already in love in at least one comic. Even the standout example of Hulk and Widow already happened in the Mangaverse before the MCU.
>>155261021You make very good points.I personally think that MCU SpideyJean won't be canon , I just like seeing them together as they have great chemistry here unlike in the comics and animation where they have none
>>155261021>Ned is everyone's go to example of the movies changing stuff but comic ned leeds is still a friend of spider-man. It would be different if it was Ganke. Come on make him a goblin, you know you want to marvel. Get our boy a personal trainer, get him fit, have him die in Peter's arms just like Peter's best friends on screen should.
wtf
>>155261163
>>155261020The guardians are completely off brand aside from having a similar lineup to the cartoons, but the movie itself was a breakout hit.
>>155261177
>>155261075If Jean became Pete's girlfriend, I think she'd kill all his villains
>>155261210>Jean, you can't be like Frank >come on Peter, I just made him forget how to breath, he didn't die or anything >He's on respirator in ICU right now, that's arguably worse than what frank does >fine, but the holocaust beam Xavier showed me is okay, right>What the fuck is wrong with that bald freak
>>155261200>Last panel Logan fucked Jean in Spiderman's body
>>155261307Based Logan, Spidey literally pulls women and he knows that
>>155261021>The MCU hasn't paired any characters who weren't already in love in at least one comic. Even the standout example of Hulk and Widow already happened in the Mangaverse before the MCU.Pretty sure Peter and Gamora's romance came from the movies
>>155261163Everytime i'm reminded how bad Bendis is at writing. How did this retard last so long in comics?
You guys do realize they'll never interact again after BND, right? That's literally it. That's all you're gonna get.
>>155261416>they'll never interact again after BNDLike every character in the MCU, they are guaranteed to interact with each other whenever a big event happens. If not in Secret Wars, potentially in AvX. Also:>Even if that's true, I have no one...>You have me.
>I've come to make an announcement: Peter Parker's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he webbed on my fucking wife. >That's right, he took his spider-fuckin' arachnid dick out and he webbed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting!">So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Spider-Man, you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like!>[Explosion sounds] That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER OPTIC BLAST!! Except I'm not gonna optic blast on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'M OPTIC BLASTING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Kirby?! I OPTIC BLASTED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!>You have twenty-three hours until my punch beams hit the earth!>NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I OPTIC BLAST YOU TOO!
>>155261466>>Even if that's true, I have no one...>>You have me.>In Peter's head: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MPZRcyTrcU&list=RD1MPZRcyTrcU&start_radio=1>In Jean's head: https://youtu.be/7Uqjr-ur6LI?list=RD7Uqjr-ur6LI
>>155261513>How do you like that, Kirby?!Who even are you?
>>155260415Yeah, how could they show up in Doomsday if they're busy having Secret Wars in bed every night ;)
>>155261409Idk but does he have a stick up his butt about guys hitting on girls? this isn't even the first time in this book hes portrayed it like its the end of the world
>>155260994Kill MJ. Behead MJ. Roundhouse kick MJ into the concrete. Slam dunk MJ into the trashcan. Crucify the whore MJ. Defecate in MJ's food. Launch MJ into the Sun. Toss MJ into an active volcano. Urinate on MJ's carpet. Judo throw MJ into a wood chipper. Twist MJ's head off. Report MJ as a mutant to DODC. Karate chop MJ in half. Curb stomp pregnant MJ. Trap MJ in quicksand. Crush MJ in the trash compactor. Liquefy MJ in a vat of acid. Dissect MJ. Exterminate MJ in a gas chamber. Stomp MJ's skull with steel toed boots. Cremate MJ in the oven. Lobotomize MJ. Spontaneous abortions for MJ. Remove MJ's uterus and throw it in a bin. Drown MJ in fried chicken grease. Vaporize MJ with the power of the Phoenix. Kick old MJ down the stairs. Feed MJ to The Brood. Slice MJ with adamantium.
>>155261416have you seen the box office?
>>155261672>>155260994is it just me or does the art just keep getting better?
>>155260870>mcu has basically decided to become an alternate marvel universe like ultimateIron Man tech being based on the Tesseract, which isn't the Cosmic Cube but the Space Infinity Gem instead, kind of already confirmed that the MCU was its own thing
>>155261700>Infinity GemYou have no idea how much I miss calling them "gems" instead of "stones"
>>155261700I would say this is pretty standard. Lore changes happen in most adaptations. What you usually don't get is changed pairings.
>>155261750Pepper Potts married Happy in the comics
>>155261875Speaking of Happy, how bout that Aunt May and Happy thing they had in the MCU.
>>155261750they have changed pairings every new writer dude
>>155261163>>155261177>>155261200Kek, also learn to crop, anon.
>>155257032Isn't Cyclops gonna be gay now? They aren't gonna force a gay to do heterosexual scenes, are they?
>>155261307not Jean but MJ
>>155261965Kit is canon bisexual tho, he likes both males and females
Name a good MCU romance story. One good MCU romance. I'll wait.
>>155262013Steve and Bucky
>>155262013Tony and Pepper
>>155260927>why are people annoyed that we've been spamming the same shit 24/7
>>155261965>Isn't Cyclops gonna be gay now? They aren't gonna force a gay to do heterosexual scenes, are they?You guys are aware that gay actors can play straight men right? Obsession was released this year
Wouldnt it be funny if Zendaya was a Spiderphoenix shipper
>>155261965Neil Patrick Harris. People need to stop equating actors to their roles like the faggot in these threads who hates Zendaya more than anyone cares about this ship.
>>155257879this is unironically the best pic this ship has ever produced
>>155262051This. I even know gay men who married women and have children
>>155262011Bro, that means he's gay, but doesn't have the heart to tell his parents they'll never have biological grandkids.
>>155262013I liked Steve and Peggy in the First Avenger. Has been a while since I saw that movie though.
>>155262077Bisexuals are normal tho, I am myself, I find men and women attractive equally
>>155262013>One good MCU romance. I'll wait.They've already done it with Peter and Jean. Now they just need to make it explicit.
>>155262117
Any full length fancomics yet?
>>155262157This would have been better with any other telepath. I get what they were going for. Jean used her abilities to confirm that Bobby was gay, not make him gay.But unfortunately Jean has the ability to switch peoples brains. She has the ability to change peoples opinions. She has the ability to alter memories. She is the worst telepath to use this for. Every single person who read this page came away with the interpretation that she made him gay. She did not. That was clearly not the intent, but it's just too obvious a reading.
>>155262158I can only hope, I want more Jean!
>>155259424
>the least popular founding x-man suddenly skyrocketed to most popularReminder that at this point in time, Jean has less hentai than STORMGo ahead and check the numbers, I'm a real pervert and I know what I'm talking about.
>>155262347She looks so seductive here
>>155262351Says more about how had the founding Kirby/Lee X-men were than anything else.
>>155262158>no TracyScops to jump on the prime Spidey/Jean shipping>or the whole sauna scene with Yelena being prime materialWhen we needed them most, they vanished.
>>155262141Hopefully they commit to it because it would be the best romance in the MCU, Both two front runners for popular franchises leading the next saga would get so much depth.
>>155261963ah well at least you didn't see my futa tabs
>>155262013peter parker and jean grey
>>155262407Tracy Scops actually tried to keep the characterization and lore on-brand too. That's what made the faps so good. It made you FEEL like Spider-man was fucking a dickcrazy Scarlet Witch
>>155262051Weird how it doesn't work the other way aroundIts almost like gays are self aware how gross they are
>>155262062Didn't she like, invite the dude to write the script? some other anons were insider posting pretty sure she wanted peter to move on
>>155262509Maybe she wanted to be in other projects, she is very rich now anyway and she and Tom can literally not work their entire life with the money they have
>>155262436I don't think jean was a front runner before this
>>155262509>>155262523Zendaya seems to like working on edgy romance dramas more than anything
>>155262535I also like her in those
>>155262533Jean was never a main main character unless she about to go crazy and die
Petra Parker's tiny little estrogen clitty!
>>155257032>Spidercucks projecting
>>155262004>Wolverine cucks Cyclops AND Spiderman GODVERINE
>>155262568Scottcels vs SpidercucksIncel coded characters
>616 Jean keeps dying and turning evil >Foxmen Original Jean turned evil and died>Foxmen reboot Jean turned evil and died >MCU Jean started out evil but has fans hooking her to Spider-man>Scott won't be introduced for at least another 4-5 YEARSScottbros we are about to have an annoying decade
>>155262493Robin WilliamsHeath LedgerJake GylenhaalThe fat guy from Modern FamilyBait used to be believeable
>>155255405poll's closed at 378,244 votes>petergwen at 84>reedsue at 79lmaohttps://x.com/sentrynation/status/2094592323669856747
>>155261409That was written by Nick Lowe
They had brainsex
How long until Sadie Sink shows her meager baps in a more serious role?
>>155262880Those abs are 10/10Unironically the best abs in a young actress
>>155255779Kill yourself nigger
>>155262868>Don't get in my way, or I'm gonna shove my thoughtcock into your brainpussy>STOP TALKING LIKE THAT!
>>155262967>You're the only person I can't... jump into>I'll get in there some day>Don't think I can't get into your head, I'm a lot more powerful than last time
>>155262925Very lickable abs. Would love to see if the rugs match the drapes on her.
>>155261075I think it would have been interesting to show Ned having a big personality change due to the memory spell and going Gobbo, like he and Pete were childhood besties right?Loosing all your memories of your best friend that helped form who you are should have some impact.
>>155261075I really hope they don't go the Ned is Hobgoblin route since that was some dumb shit Christopher Priest shoved to try to fuck with DeFalco and never made much sense
Remember 10 years ago when to promote age of ultron scarlet johansen did a skit where she was about to suck ultron's dick
>>155263258No but please remind us by posting it
>>155263289https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_5KgpN38hM
>>155262753>log in to view more repliesWHAT RANK WAS PETERxJEAN??? WHY DIDN'T YOU POST THE ENTIRE LIST YOU GIGAFAGGOT!!!
>>155262741>The fat guy from Modern Familywtf that guy was straight?
>>155263302the user is still replying, they just now listed #66 (spiderman x michael b jordan)either peterjean didn't make the top 100 or it's higher than 66
>>155262925why didn't they show these on screen?
>>155263297women have no shame
>Jean becomes a founding member and leader of the X-Men>they become well known for their uncompromising moral integrity and ideals>all because when Jean is troubled by what they should do, she asks herself a simple question> what would Spider-Man do?Imagine if the MCU muties never do the shady shit they do in the comics all because Spider-Man was a good influence on Jean Grey.
>>155263297>Prime Scarlett Johansen pantomiming lust at giant pneumatic fuckmachine penis reveal You undersold it anon
>>155263297Can you imagine Sadie Sink or Tom Holland doing something like this today? This is absolutely insane. She was the same age Zendaya and Tom are now doing this
>>155263448I think Sadie can do it, she's the girl who looks cute and sweet but tries to hide that she's a bad girl
>>155263448didn't zendaya get tag teamed on film?
>entire general for a ship
>>155263554Once X Men (MCU) premieres there will be generals for Jean x Scott
>>155263554Do you really want this discussion spreading into other threads about the characters
>>155263576why not just make one now? you've got 60 years of comic history to work with
>>155263448>>155263489>Snl marvel brave new day X obsession parody where Sadie chases Holland around, killing Spiderman's girlfriends the way they die/get taken from him in the comics
>>155263586The fact that there is a general's worth to discuss is the weird thing
>>155263448Is this seriously not some form of breach of contract though? Even if its supposed free publicity just seems unprofessional to shit on your own movie especially when joss whedon is a male feminist.
for some reason i would feel gross if i saw a parody like that with sadie
>>155263607We used to be a proper country where people knew how to take/tell a joke.
>>155263619You guys see Sadie as a little girl, I see her as a beautiful sensual woman >>155262880 >>155262347
>>155263590because he knows jott is in the comics is dogshit? people are banking on the MCU to make jott interesting LMOA
it's been so long i forgot there was a timy that black widow was the sexy sexual pornographic fanservice marvel character. now we just don't have those
>>155263658You can make explanations and debate it, but it devolvss into culuture war shit no one wants to deal with in a shipping thread.
>>155263779
>>155263607Since it's using Marvel's logo it's likely that someone at Disney just gave the ok
>>155263607No? Chris Hemsworth did an Avengers parody on SNL too it's no big deal
>>155263334I'm surprised there are hetships in the top 100 at all
>>155263852Bro anything SNL does falls under parody protection in the USA.
if marvel officially licenses parodies does that count as an additional universe
>>155255208Do you ship characters or do you ship actors? Pro tip: you can't say "both"
>>155263891I thought parodies couldn't use brands' logos as is, only take elements to create a lookalike. Like, I know you can mention companies by name, but I'm not sure about using their actual logos and branding on stuff.
>>155264045The characters obviously.
Smooch
>>155264045characters, shipping actors is dumb there's like 90% chance they'd divorce even if they get together
>>155264050Scarjo put on the pushup bra to do a media junket for marvel and the SNL skit was part of it. Like >>155263627 said we used to be a proper country.
>>155256262>anti-spiderphoenix blatantly ignore the numerous fanart, daily fanfiction scenario, and forum post The left can’t meme
>>155256262Genuinely I would rather have romantic tension than a confirmed ship
>>155264086Yes, I think Zendaya should divorce tom so he can finally be with his true love, Sadie
>>155264045no one is drawing peter toms height
>>155264096Tom is very in love with Zendaya tho, he just does not want anyone else.
>>155264099sadiejean looks good with tomspidey height tho, even on heels they are roughly the same, without heels he is taller
i just need to see a scene with loads of characters where jean chooses to stand next to peter
>>155264102Hmmmm…no
>>155264131left pic looks awkward while tom zendaya looks better
is it so hard to understand that tom and zendaya are each others type
>>155264045Actors' acting and appearance. Like, they obviously weren't written as a romance in the movie, but actors sell chemistry with their acting.
>>155264152>>155264166>One minute apart ZendayaTroon LMAO
>>155264166this, they are very in love with each other
>>155264181Guys this is just method acting right? Tom is just ACTING so super affectionate towards Sadie. He NEEDS to do it to play Spider-Man
>>155264181>>155264194They are just good friends though, she most likely has a boyfriend
>>155264207Sadie is Tom’s mistress
>>155260686Can't wait for the shit storm of people bitching that Christian Chris Pratt is paired with a Jewish woman
>>155260923>see: Stark created Ultron
>>155263658thats not true we have she-hulk twerking her ass
>>155263658this >>155264241 but y'all got scared so now we get no sex ever
>>155264241>>155264243i want she hulk to dom me
>>155264166chuds just can't accept that tom likes zendaya that much and that they are comfortable with each other enough that they can be nice to other guys/girls
>>155264166>>155264184>>155264207>>155264317Are you done?
>>155264207>she most likely has a boyfriendMe
>>155264207and tom has a wife...
I don't care about this stuff. I want to see Peter and Jean being cute
>>155264345Tom Holland…>>155264347Sadie Holland…>>155264353I wonder who tried to derail except the obvious Zendaya/Miles/Paul/Cyke fag.
>>155262868>Jean giving Peter JOI while they're just quietly sitting next to each other in public
>>155256329Sorry, but SpiderPhoenix is pretty low on my ship list
>>155264451mommy
>>155264446Need the shirt to be extra big so that it covers her shorts and makes it look like she's bottomless
>>155264241>>155264252>>155264451>>155264465>so unpopular that they need to piggy bag off an existing ship Not even the carolfag is this desperate
>>155264061>>155264086You confuse characters writing with actors acting. >>155264099People love to fantasize in their art, doesn't mean they aren't basing it on the imagery sold by actors' acting. Peterjean fans think they base their fantasies on the romance writing that doesn't exist, while in reality they just like the on-screen chemistry between actors. And the latter will never be the reason for any positive developments in the future. Marvel won't rewrite a ton of well established lore just to cater to the fans of these couple of minutes of actors having on-screen chemistry.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZ4an60Zmvc
>>155264493Yup yup
Peter is so lucky…
The thing that sucks about the MCU is that every movie covers a relatively short amount of time and the time skips between movies are huge. Next time we see Peter and Jean interact they may be years older than they are now
>Ship so good redditors have to ban it
Wait a minute this is just LuNami
>>155264535did they rekt the spiderphoenix sub?
>>155264560No, marvel circlejerk lost their shit after people got thousands of upvotes after a few minutes while they x-menfags are scrapping by in the double digits
>>155264570it may be because they think of jean as 16 years old despite feige saying shes older
>>155264560The marvel circlejerk subreddit had to ban it otherwise it would completely overtake the place
Cykefags truly believe their hero is popular. They truly believe their meme is popular. The reality of it, no one cares
>>155264570post the link so I can laugh
>>155255208This image made me look up if Jean Grey ever had a codename, and it was really just Marvel Girl. Never heard that used before. In everything I've seen her in she was just Jean Grey.
>>155264630Meanwhile, SpiderPhoenix tops the charts by bypassing the Reddit ban via Twitter article screenshot and Reddit repost. Original work is still banned though. So if we’re being honest, a FRACTION of SpiderPhoenix’s power is beyond anything composite X-Men can even fathom. These are ALL from Marvel circlejerk btw Funny enough, scrutinizing it allowed, but no one upvote such a mean-spirited ranting
>>155264659it's really weird how Jean almost never uses a code name. I found that so distracting in X-men evolution since that show immediately addresses codenames for all characters
>>155264631Sorry it took awhile was composing the image and my message>>155264675Here
>>155264683Because Jean Grey is a much better name than fucking Marvel Girl
>>155264675To BE FAIR if you've been keeping up with X-men you are tired of Jean completely taking over the plot of every single story only to turn into a psychotic flaming bird monster and die a billion fucking times only for her to finally fade out of relevance in the past few years and then suddenly spring up AGAIN as the most important X-man and now she's tied to Peter meaning if you don't like her she's never going away and if you already liked her shippers are working against you
>>155264687I agree, her powers is based on her telepathy and Jean Grey is such a clever play on Gene Grey Matter
>>155264687Sure, Marvel Girl sucks. I mean come on Marvel, you've gotta stop naming everyone Marvel.But surely they could come up with something else.
>>155264724She was called Phoenix for a while.
>>155264700>keeping up with X-menI’ve kept up with the X-Men and their fans have insist their stories is compelling, but in reality, it’s just another rehash of the Israeli Zionist movement That’s been their story for over 3 decades now. The MUTANTS are Jews who want an ethnostate because they are so superior. It grating and stale. That’s been their main appeal and Jean Grey is just a plot device/nuclear weapons symbols.
Cyclops's modern personality is so fucking awful that the adaptations usually just don't use it
>>155264753>usuallyThey will NEVER USE UT
>>155264752they're actually an autist neurostate. mutant gifts/weapons are highly specialized abilities. there is only one type of person this actually corresponds to, and they don't wear little hats.
>>155264512boobs!
Imagine being Rogue while this other girl is over here calling herself Marvel Girl. Like come on. If anyone is Marvel Girl...
>>155264785>they don't wear little hatsOf course, their hats are much bigger. The X-men storyline is literally just a Jewish fantasy. Look at this shit
Is jean spider-man's anchor being?
>>155264814Charles looked like a fucking twink
>>155264817Yes, it’s beyond an I love you
>>155264814imagine still thinking mutants are Jews instead of mutants clearly being autists. they go to a gifted school and if not handled properly sperg out and use tard strength. letting kikes live rent-free is embarrassing. you could achieve so much as an autist if you weren't using it on this shit.
>hey peter, long time no see
>>155264817Jean and Peter is 616 (or 199999) are the anchor beings (Stark's sacrifice is required to keep Peter alive and the cosmis residue from Infinity Gauntlet snaps triggers the massive outbreak of X-gene hence Jean's powers and eventually meeting with Peter). They're like the Force dyad.
>>155255208This pairing has surged the numbers of AI generated slop. Makes me think that most fans are either jeets or it's Marvel astroturfing through jeet labour.
>>155264858Ironically it's China spamming their Seedance
>>155264858Most likely jeets, Marvel prefers Jean x Scott
>>155264849>autist autist autist Please tell you’re joking. I don’t know if you’re an unironic newfag or just offended that called Mutants Jews, but you lost the plot.
>>155264858Anything that is extremely popular will have ai slop. Crudely drawn deviantart slop was the norm back the. It’s just the nature of things. That being said, Japan and Korea have been making cute comics so all is good
>>155264849gifted is the opposite of autism
>>155264855>Pokies confirm perfect tits Thank you Calvin Kline
https://x.com/mata_36/status/2091798499176350056?s=46I feel to repost more
>>155262808No that's not what that says. The arc was his idea, not the actual writing, that was all Bendis. You might need to repeat the 6th grade.
>>155264898The dude clearly rode the short bus, that’s why he’s projecting. Probably never had a gpa above 2
>>155264921I'm gifted but ok
>>155262880Sadie and Tom should work out together
>>155263302>>155255405well that took fucking forevernot top 10, but 12th isn't too bad
>>155264878this does not negate the actual allegory that makes the most sense. mutants fail as an ethnic minority metaphor and a sexual minority metaphor. they are an accidental evolutionary oopsie from Celestials and not chosen by Yahweh, they have to schlep for that dumbass big helmet nigga to not give a thumbs down. Jews do not have inherent gifts that are extremely individualized that keep developing, they have old money clandestine networking and sheemy schemes. mutants are literally hyperspecialization, and zero summer child low literacy "I screenshotted AI summarizing my kike paranoia" will actually change that. PS stop reading Marvel at all since Jews made it to begin with.
>>155264933What college do you go little nigga
>i don't like this ship so all the people who like it must be some kind of bad peopleto bad dude, just make a scottjean thread
>>155264849>being anti-semitic is actually cringe, you guys! here i'll say kike to make you think that it's actually based to not be against Jews! Kill yourself, you fuck.
>>155264898maybe if you're a sped born after 2012. Asperger's was a good label to have before people started calling their Tylenol babies autistic.
>>155264967at what point did I support Jews? low fucking literacy, holy shit. anti-Semitism is based but that doesn't change that mutants most closely match autists who should absolutely purge normies and failed normies.
>>155264954>noooo krakoa/genosha isn’t a direct comparison to Israel/promised landYou’re retarded. So much for “gifted”
>>155264994they literally mock Israel in the same fucking issue they introduce Krakoa
>>155262753>Frank x Peter ranked higher than Peter x Gwen, Peter x MJ and Peter x JohnnyWhat the actual fuck?
>>155264989>that mutants most closely match autists who should absolutely purge normies and failed normiesCykefag is autistic but we already knew that
>>155265011Recency bias due to the movie since the poll specified MJ was Mary Jane and not Michelle Jones (separate option)
Every negative post about spiderphoenix was written by cyclops
>>155264951lol
>>155265034its pretty sad that people are so obsessed with zendaya they need to invent moralistic reasons to hate a ship
>>155265038many women self insert as zendaya, especially here in thirdie countriesthat is why peterjean ship isn't popular in thirdie countries and the ones who oppose it are usually from SEA and Brazil
>>155264967theres a slight difference between hating joos (good) and being jootarded to the point you dont think about anything else (what (((they))) want)
>>155265034Kek
>>155262880
>>155264933>I'm gifted but ok
>>155265049I'm actually impressed with some of Zendaya's work and I think it's sad people project that hard on her character
>>155265034>racist because people want to ship a guy with a different girl>misogynist because... wait how is this misogynistic?>pedophilia because I refuse to see Sadie Sink play as any other character than fucking Max Mayfield from fucking Stranger Things
>>155265034LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO. I love it when Anti-SpiderPhoenix post their ugly mug for everyone to laugh at
The racism card is fucking dumb. At this point if Tom goes back to MJ it will be repetitive. I don't even need Spider-phoenix to happen. These people are asking for STORY decisions to be made based on Zendaya's race and relationship status.
>>155265087>physically disabledNot being able to move arounf may explain why they spend all their time bitching about a fucking ship in a movie and accuse people of liking the ship for being a fusion of Adolf Hitler, Andrew Tate, and Jeffrey Epstein all in one lmoa
>>155265078I don't like the way they made her MJ in Spider-Man, I think that they should have made her more like the comics, MCU MJ could have been a more interesting character
>>155265109Zendaya can pull it off, she looks much better in Dune and Euphoria.
>>155265078Zendaya has two jobs. Be an attractive model and act. She failed at both. Troons and ugly chicks expect other people to bend over backward and call her pretty for doing a resting bitch face every project she’s in. Kristen Stewart does the same thing and even the most cynical of Twilight haters still thinks she’s fucking HOT
>>155265087THESE ARE THE PEOPLE SEETHING ABOUT SPIDEPRHOENIX?
>>155265115Yup, anti-SpiderPhoenix are a joke. Imagine seething so hard that your personality boils down to hate
and don't get me started on the people who cry that jean is a "rapist"
>>155265142Yeah, the hypno fetish dude made his own thread defending purple man like the Chud that he is. A fat pig made a rant video in argument for male rape/male #metoo, like he gets any action or a victim himself
>>155265153even if she did rape him it would add to her character. it is not bad writing for a troubled character to do vile things
>>155264951The fact that PeterJean is popular enough that it made it through dozens of other prominent ships that were around for years while this one isn't even 3 months old kind of speaks to how fucking huge of a deal SpiderPhoenix really is.It's literally right behind the Stony ship in terms of fandom popularity and that one hit Tumblr harder than crack cocaine hit impoverished black nieghborhoods in the 80's.
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>>155265168nigga that ain't jean in picrel lmao
>>155265158>finds out she’s a pretty girl >it’s no longer rape and want to save her How do Chuds not understand BASIC attraction. The same Chud demand more assertive girl, but call it rape when it’s convenient to their agenda.
>>155265183It also adds to Peter's characterIs it a double standard?Does it fit modern definitions of sexism? Yes and yes and this is a good thing. Peter made a moral decision that is not just your bread and butter standard
>>155265159Well considering that we have almost 30 threads about this ship that have hit the bump limit every single time, I can't say I'm surprised that literally tens of thousands of people really enjoy the ship lol
>>155265168THANK YOU, ArchiveAnon! Very glad that these threads are being archived.Your service deserves more thank (you)s!
>>155265159The fact that they're just right behind Stony is crazy work. I remember when every artist on tumblr just could not stop drawing those two together lol
>>155265190>I can't say I'm surprised that literally tens of thousands of people really enjoy the ship lolI refuse to believe that lol. No fucking way this ship is that popular. Even the whole Loki and Sylvie ship was planned from the start but this one just can't be.
>>155265168The first thread is just image. “How did your fandom grow so fast”*point to 16 year old jean grey argument*
>>155265210This*
where is the PORN
>>155265183>"But what if the roles are reversed!">"Alright chudcel" atributing male agency to a woman and viewing media through feminist lens They're just gay and mad the movie giving Spiderman his redhead emboldens the "racists" which they totally not are.
>>155265208>SpiderPhoenix subreddit has about 22k active subscribers>Twitter polling counted PeterJean as the 11th most popular ship across a hundred other ships, justright behind Stony>/co/ has almost 30 SpiderPhoenix threads that have all hit bump limitThis ship's practically bottled lightning
You do realize this was 100% accidental and to spite you fucks, they will make sure that these two NEVER interact or mention each other again..Good work, goyim.
>>155265237Ah yes, just like hulk and black widow. Spite
>>155265142How those people act and talk about it makes you think that Jean did to Peter the same thing as Anissa did to Mark in Invincible.
>>155265183>>155265225People always say "What if the roles were reversed" let's be honest. Peter is a single guy. Realistically he isn't going to be mad about it. Yes sure you can make arguments about the ethics but that's just how it is. Men do not get as upset when sexually assaulted by women as the other way around. Would he be in the right if he WAS upset? Yes, but he wasn't. That's just how men are. A woman might feel violated and sullied by a thing like that, but most men just don't care unless the perpetrator was also a man.
>>155265237you are a literal retard thinking that the majority of anons believe that this ship had a chance of happening, let alone talking to each other again.even outside of these threads, people are just enjoying the wave of all the ship stuff because even IF marvel did milk this (which is non-existent) they would've fumbled it completely. fan content is better anyway. many people just want to enjoy the high of this ship while it lasts.
>>155265168Nice work anon.Thanks for catching the early threads since those didn't have an actual thread topic.
>>155265250>unless the perpetrator was also a manYup, that’s why Spider-Man lost control and turned Scorpion into a mess. He thought it was a sicko who wanted to fuck up his love life even further, but it just happen to be a pretty girl who wanted to flick the bean
>>155265255You kinda have to be a fucking idiot if you believe they would never even interact again.
Why is the thread accelerating like crazy?
>>155265250They've been in the trenches too long or were/became pure grifters when they start missing the retvrn to tradition of visual media >Good people are beautiful >Bad people are ugly >Men save women >Men stand by their morals Brave new day is the most paletable, non "subversive", heroic movie of the decade and the box office shows it.
>>155265034wasn't the literal first black girl in the series (liz) a minor
I want Jean and Peter to race again!
Peter and Jean racemixing (mutant x mutate)
>>155264631The ban was 3 weeks ago, but stillhttps://www.reddit.com/r/marvelcirclejerk/s/YdMbbkrMId>>155264951The quotes having every buzzword in the book are giving me some laughs.
>>155265109raimi MJ was already kinda accurate and they didn't have annoying lore bits like organic webbing to obssess over. I think they probably should have had black cat be the main girl from the get go since 1 and 3 in the holland trilogy were already about peter doing the right thing when its not so clear cut. But they could have gone with some other b list girl too. Jean grey was lighting in a bottle thoughever.
>>155265072
>>155265135Thats what you guys do with scott.
>>155264951Looking at this poll and Spider x Michelle is top 1?I'm guessing its because the account that did this poll attracts people who like Zendeya because how do so many people enjoy a ship with 3 movies and a whole lotta nothing?
>>155265337Zendaya is a real world megastar and probably the most famous individual in BND. No I would not be able to tell you why. She has the second highest paycheck of the actors in the film
>>155265183I think people just forgot the terms sexual assult, sexual harass, pester idk theres some others ones I actually forgot them
>>155265348Yeah but thats only for women. I doubt most men care enough about her to obsess over her dating Spider-man.
>>155265190Is that I record on /co/? never sailed on a ship before
>>155265324jean + peter chemistry (whether lovers/friends/sibling coded) is the reason why this film made over 2 billion, many watched it on the first day but in the succeeding weeks many came back to watch again/invite others is because on what they didi have a feeling that sadie/tom will be a very good onscreen pairing like dicaprio/winslet
>>155265337>I'm guessing its because the account that did this poll attracts people who like Zendeya because how do so many people enjoy a ship with 3 movies and a whole lotta nothing?Parasocial relationship that the fans have with the actors and they project that onto the the roles they play in the movie.I think it started out with people genuinely liking a live action Peter and MJ romance onscreen after so long, but as the movies kept going, it eventuallly overshadowed the initial reasons for why people liked it and now it's literally just because people are third-wheeling the actors IRL relationship.
>>155265361For a ship? Absolutely. I've never seen anything like it on here. Especially since it's from the MCU and it's not like /co/ has the highest opinion of the franchise lmao
>>155265142You mean this board?
>>155265237Has the MCU ever tried to spite anyone before? I know they shoved down some woke politics but I don't remember them going oh the fans like this lets give them less of that. If anything it seems like they are very reactive to their test audiences.
>>155265034The retweets of this in general are hilariousIt has a tenth of the votes of mj x peter (which is the top of the poll btw) and people still act like Jean shot their dog
>>155265372i like tom+zendaya in real life and find them very cute together but on spiderman they seem forced
>>155265380Not that I'm aware of, but I guarantee you that with all of the flops and bombs at the box office, they really can't afford to piss off their audiences. They put all their eggs into the Marvel TV basket and banked on Jonathan Majors to carry them to an easy victory and look where that got them.
>>155265272doesn't that always sorta happen near the end? europeans waking up? people arguing about rape and not the ship
>>155265329It’s not hate. It’s making fun of a lolcow
>>155265337she was ight in the second one
>>155265387Everyone likes them together. The problem is that saying that you like the ship not because of how the characters' chemistry with each other in the story but because of the actors' IRL selves and their relationship is just incredibly retarded and should be disregarded of any genuine conversations regarding film critique or dialogue.
>>155265383They are actually fucking deranged. Also Lying and coping, Its actually kinda terrifying...I really hope Peter x Jean happens now, the meltdown would be otherworldly. Maybe top 3 of all time since its so many normie Zendaya fans.
>>155265371I was surprised to learn not only are they still showing it its still selling out in some theaters. Feels like its been a month already.
>>155265380>Has the MCU ever tried to spite anyone before?Are you living on Planet Retard?
>>155265255>>155265271LMAO this is so easy. Spidey is confirmed to be in X-Men and the gay Cyke actor followed Tom recently too
>>155265183>>155265187>>155265250Trying to keep this to a minimum, but it's interesting that the movie lightly acknowledges this double standard on the dialogue between Peter and Michelle after Jean is arrested.Peter feels the need to talk about the kiss to her in an act of honesty, but describes it as "she kissed me, and I kissed her back" without using any of the appropriate terms for it, and he only sounds mildly awkward when describing it instead of traumatized and stuff.
>>155265391I feel like if kevin feige can call ned and mj an essential trio jean must be like, whats more basic the essential, inherent? unquestioned? self referential?
>>155265426Kevin also went out of his way to say Jean and Peter are the same age
>>155265414most of us call it Earth but I believe that name is used in some places
>>155265443Eee-rm n-no! Shes a minor. THEY ARE SIBLING CODED YOU SICK FREAK!!!
>>155265423But didn't Kit follow Sadie already? Kit has always been a fan of Tom tho
>>155265424but thats literally what happened
>>155265452Nope, it’s a recent follow. There’s a Twitter account that tracks everything cyclops related
>>155265450What about it
>>155265450fraternal twins :-)
To save marvel phase whatever Disney needs to put a finger on the scale and produce a Zendaya girlslop lifestyle comedy where Sadie and Zendaya are bisexual lesbians who make Tom Holland their 3rd in a menage a trois. The hive mind software update will do the rest to save the Xmen.
>>155265467Kys Epstein /u/ nigger
>>155265463baka pita
>>155265463Tall girl with glasses should be Zendaya
>>155265467Kino, this will be a popular hit since it satisfies everyone except for the Cycincels
>>155265467thats called woke 3
>>155265474Zendaya is flat and should be the jealous short haired girl.
>>155265484Sadie and Zendaya puching each other then doing yuri is hot
>>155265481Does it feel good to express yourself, pajeet
>peter apologies to jean for getting (1) thing wrong and she refused to even tell him about it
>>155265489Obvious Zendayafag will always be Obvious Zendayafag
>>155265424>Immediately after when he calls her a monster probably associates tbd mindcontrolguy with scorpion >Finds out mindcontrolguy is actually a cute age appropriate redhead girl that deeply tongue kissed him and calling her a monster further isolated her >Sheeeeeeit >Apologize in her stead for the violation of bodily autonomy as first step in saving her
>>155265448>most of us call it Earth but I believe that name is used in some places
>>155265491good morning saar
>>155265424good points
>>155260655Iceman and he can be Gaylord
>>155262347Still calling it rape, Chuds?
One thing I never got about the scott arguement was the "now he could get with emma" like he could get with anyone they already haven't been following the comics
>>155265288The issue is that Jean has poor tragic backstory and comes off as somebody who has jumped on the first excuse to do crazy evil shit with total disregard for innocent lives.The producers gaslighting us into believing that people didn't die from her actions (like blowing up police cars with a tank) doesn't help. Even if miraculously no one has died, all of that was a ton of attempted murders that were all avoidable if Jean had simply told Peter about Sara.
>>155262347>I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT GAY FREAK TRICKED ME INTO KISSING HIM>peter sees this>Oh shit yeah nevermind who's MJ by the way
>>155265585>gay She killdozered damage control and you learned that retroactively. Get your panties untwisted. The only thing you, mr. based and redpilled anon, should be annoyed at is the literal glowie lived because killing people who deserve to die... le bad.
>>155265579Cykefags have been pushing for the Emma pairing since the Krakoa era. They sympathized with Emma. Ironic that there’s a reversal pushback for Jett when SpiderPhoenix became the leading pairing. Cykefags BELIEVE Scott can do no wrong no matter how many fucked up shit he greenlitght (multiple genocide, adultery, ethnostate, sponsoring dark BEAST). To sum it up, they don’t care about the pairing, they care about their image. In fact, they treated Phoenix like modern 616 Mary Jane for a while, preferring her gone in favor of someone else. There’s SO much layer of hypocrisy when they call Peter a lame self-insert.
>>155265585I think Jean's character is fine if they just establish that her mindset is warped to the point that she wouldn't have even considered acting any different.
>>155265630This. Cyclops is so self-inserty that he feels like an shonen anime protagonist. His actions are always justified to be good and he never faces the consequences. Many on X and Reddit agree that Cyclops keeps being glazed.Comic Peter on the other hand is relatable, but is hard to self insert since authors fuck up his life, he is perpetually poor despite being very smart, gets cucked by Paul, women just see him as a fling, and usually keeps on suffering
>>155265034>>155265383Wait until I tell you they botted the poll, which was allowed btw. Someone spent $10 bucks to bot a shipping poll, kek.
>>155265585>that were all avoidable if Jean had simply told Peter about Sara.not really. there was no way for her to know that he WOULD help her. How many people go to cops and they don't do shit? Also there was no reason for him to mistrust damage control until he caught them in a lie.
>>155265619The glovie is treated by everyone as a criminal who should have stand trial but has escaped justice and is now in hiding. When Jean has no proper excuse to be treated any better.I am sorry that you feel offended on behalf of top 3 grossing movies that it has an obvious issue in its writing, which didn't have competent enough writer to recognize that tragic villains are supposed to not have other choice to be a villain, instead of willingly disregard every easily availabla option to do better.They have no excuse to not spit some money on proper prequel, which would have printeded them more money anyways. And I wrote it myself anyway
KWAB!
>>155265643Yeah, she needs some Jinx level backstory.They established she was before all such a good girl she was willing to forgive her mother. She was a good person. You just need more serious shit to hit her to make her unwilling to even consider trusting Spidy.which is why my fanfic has the mother ratting out their location in the park, after Jean attempted to reunite her family
>>155265668>>155265668>10 bucks to bot a fan pollThese people are next level insane.
>>155265658>petra transgender >indonesia >bot And they call SpiderPhoenix deranged
>>155265688She will never ask him this since she already knows
>>155265663>blah blah she had no reason to believe he would helpInstead she acted like a tard who did everything to antagonize him, without bothering to spend 5 seconds on saying "you are helping people who have kidnapped my sister"You won't rationalize it. She had to be traumatized into irrationality
>>155265701SEA (especially Indos/Pinoys/Malays) do not like the Peter x Jean pairing since they are "sibling-coded" and Peter has MJ.
>>155265658>>155265701>>155265074>Not even number 1 >beaten by a gay ship >trans lesbian >autism Anti-SpiderPhoenix just love ousting themselves as the worst of the worst
>>155265724Or they are so retarded that they don’t know intimate relationships cues and make their judgement via woke social media
>>155265666>J...j...just trust the government!? No Satan A post post credit scene of the old guy turning into a skrull or being given flowers by Jean in the hospital where he's discharged with minor injuries wouldn't improve the movie. A 2 hour origin story where ACKtually she is a super duper once would not improve the character. Even more people than already did it in the movie showing they serendipitously weren't injured by shit wouldn't make the tank fight or possessions better narratively. These are spiritually gay, petulant critiques you know you don't actually care about.
>>155265704Well shit why didn't she just talk to the damage control members then?
post more Sadie
>>155255208>With a fucking, disgusting telepathWhy are people on /co/ so much into degeneracy?
>>155265668>>155265692>>155265701>>155265733Picrel continues to be relevant for these fucking dorksHow insecure do you have to be to waste $10 (177.5k in Indonesian Rupiah) on rigging a fucking fan poll on shipping?
>>155265773degenerate website
>>155265775minimum wage in the first world is like $20 even at a forth the salary pretty sure you guys spend more time here than two hours
>>155265781Can't argue with that.
>>155265585>comes off as somebody who has jumped on the first excuse to do crazy evil shit with total disregard for innocent lives.her world view and sense of morality are completed fucked because Sara was her entire world after their mom abandoned them and Sara, being angry and bitter herself, was not a good role model.Her theatrics throughout the chase, tying her hair up when she's getting serious, that's all Sara, so it makes sense for her morals to be based on Sara's, who is shown to only see people as tools, nodes to use on her hops and targets to take over.
>>155265775indos really self insert to zendaya and cyclops
>>155265793>sees people as tools>became seen as a tool:0
So indonesians are the new boogieman huh?
>>155265816also flips since they are peter+mjned is filipino descent btw and is pro mj
she would do this
>>155265855I find it BS that Ned would remember but not MJ. I hope they don't go this route, just give Peter new friends to mess around with.
>>155265872there is the theory that ned actually remembers the handshake, not peter. That would not apply to MJ who has kissed other people
>>155265749Cool rant, stay mad.
>>155265877>do your pussy know this cock
>>155265750It is also a good critique of her methods, because it is very likely most of their crew had no fucking idea about Sara and their boss' inhuman experiments, which is why Jean couldn't even locate the evil lab until they took her in, despite her jumping into every DC mind she could find.She was a tard, and only BLM sympathizing tards see it otherwise
>>155265880>Y...y...you're the mad one!>Set off by edaddy of choice being called gay for being this extremely gay >>155265890>Only a blm tard wouldn't support our based black damage control director
stop posting this nonesense and start posting jealous jean
>>155265924You don't even make coherent points, just ramble whatever
>>155265933
>>155265855What if the next movie they remake the talking chase scene but its just jean possesing everyone on peters commute trying to have a casual conversation because she stuck in hiding?
>>155265877Exactly how I think it would be. Ned may have done the handshake with other people or just remember it instinctively, so he was weirded out by Peter knowing it but not have any memories of him.>>155265887>do your pussy know this cockProbably not after michelle rode the cock carousel in college.
My sister died in this room... surrounded by these menand her only crime was that she was special.Just like youJust like mePeople like us don't get to live a normal life.We don't get to have friends or familyThose people are gone.That life is over.So why don't you just be honest with yourself?Are you Peter Parker, or are you Spider-man?
>>155265942I think they'll have bigger things to worry about next movie, namely Doom.
>>155265793She wasn't completely on board with everything about Sara, which is why they had the argument about their mother.Heck, their conversation demonstrates that Jean didn't even had much of experience with her own power.The choice of training her in the park indicates that Sara also wanted to shield her from entering into fucked up minds.Jean had her own morals and turned bad, and then Peter helped her regain her morals. Which is a good idea they can properly expand, instead of making her a dindu nuffin girl due to not knowing how to fix the shortcomings of her backstory.
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>>155264855>>155265072Will these spawn a new wave of fics and arts??? I can't wait!!!
>>155255208I was pretty bothered by the movie’s overreliance of “you’re special” in certain dialogues, it had the unintentional effect of making Peter and Jean look as if they were autistic. Was half expecting the scene with Aunt May to just be Sonic the Hedgehog talking with Jean.
>>155264858>>155264874>jeets jeets jeetsAnother manifestation of SpiderPhoenix derangement syndrome?Anyway, I don't care much for AI art myself, but this AI gem was what got me into this ship a month ago.
>>155264817I hope Peter anchors his being in her V-Max lmao
>>155264951Getting there!
I got a date tomorrow and we're watching Spidey (my third time) and all I care is that she'll turn into one of us. She must ship Peter and Jean by the end of tomorrow.
>>155265724I'm Malay and one of the very rare ones who ship them. Most of these people tend to follow the western mindset because they chase trend after trend.
>>155265655>but is hard to self insert since authors fuck up his life,LOLLMAO EVENSpiderfag really have no shame
>>155265655Cyclops is too obnoxious and grandstandy to be a typical shonen anime protagonist
>>155265872I would prefer if Ned and MJ get phased out, but they're fine as supporting characters. Ned is a fun character, but MJ's worked better as another science friend in this movie than the love interest in FFH and NWH.
If they remember everything involving Spider man but not peter then they remember the events of NWH
>>155266149I'm fine with Ned since at least in this movie he seemed mostly reserved, but I really think MJ should be moved out of the cast. Maybe for some cameos, sure, but that's it.
>>155266179Honestly I hope this new trilogy keeps up their status as background characters. The previous one was so grating on their relevance to the plot it was fucking annoying.
New peterjean thread right o'er 'ere, niggas>>155266194>>155266194>>155266194
>>155266202holy hell what the fuck is that picrel
>>155266159not exactly does it work like that but sure
>>155266076It’s obvious that most ESL cannot grasp English properly. Hollywood movies can be complex in emotional tones, and so can get lost in translations or understanding. I believe SEA and SA take things more literally. Correct me if I’m wrong, a lot of them get their opinions via secondary source (social media, shorts, article in native language) rather than truly understanding intention and subtle voice shift. East Asian tend to be better at understanding romanticism because a lot of their entertainment relies on dramas and theater.
>>155265467And then Tom misses the threesome because Marvel vs Capcom 4 released
>>155265978>>155265982Still can’t unsee Kakyoin in this art style
