Beyond Canon: EVEN STRONGER EDITIONQOTT: What have you been thinking of beyond canon with its most recent updateLast Dream Bubble: >>155245209Homestuck Resource Booru:https://homestuck.net/resources/booru/The best way to read homestuck:https://uhca.carrd.coWHITEBOARD!https://r9.whiteboardfox.com/96386213-6364-3304
hug siblingsmake siblings feel betterfuck siblings
>>155260194>QOTT:i desire the horseman carnally
wrong whiteboard retardhttps://r7.whiteboardfox.com/77186710-6758-2697
>>155260194if there was a way to politicaly vote on anons to make threads youd have my vote anon
>>155260194I want yiffy to get her ass beat by an adult. If she had a strider style ass whooping she'd be a lot less of a little shit.
SEX WITH TC'S BOY PUSSYMAKING HIM BLISSFULLY ORGARSM AND FILL HIM WITH MY HUMAN'S SEED!have at least 2 baby satyrs with him.
Just about finished raping all gay fans of Homestuck. How so you ask? Grins evilly. I’m finishing my page featuring dialogue from God
post canon is still dogshit, i will not be tainted by sexy horse men.
>>155260232so thats why i could not find it, it is r7 when i kept trying to find r9. well thank you anon.
artists. reply to this post with your latest art!
>>155260194we've been thinking about the striders sucking and fucking
>>155260255
>>155260194>QOTT[S] pages generally keep being the only good thing about itStrip that away and it'll feel like a so-so sequel fanventure.Seriously /hsg/, ask yourself: how much would (You) care about HSBC if it was just some random a mspfa and not an official fanfic?
>>155260232i drew equius on it if anyone cares
>>155260194her tits against my back/neck while her bulge batters my cervix in
>>155260266take [s] pages away from homestuck and see how that ends up. this is just a stupid argument because s pages have the story itself on them
>>155260255You only make these posts on the threads after I just drew something, I'm not reposting Aradia ass >:(
>>155260266>how much would (You) care about HSBC if it was just some random a mspfa and not an official fanfic?bitch people care about it because its official. imagine seeing fucking ult dirk in a random comic instead of a official one.
>>155260275BASED BASED BAS->cervixWe don't like foids here.
>>155260311who is we?
GUYS I WANT YALL TO CHECK MAKESHIP RIGHT NOW
>>155260352we want dave and terezi
>>155260352shit out of money :(
>>155260290>take [s] pages away from homestuck and see how that ends upBetter than HSBC because the non-[s] pages in early acts of homestuck are actually fun to read. Not saying that flash pages aren't important or anything because we all know they are, but the logs between nymphs and satyrs are generally a drag, especially when compared to beta kids and trolls' banter.
>>155260358dave and terezi is literally the last one by process of elimination. theres only dave and terezi left
>>155260401exactly
>>155260352NOOOO THEY BROKE THE TWO TROLLS-HUMAN AND PATRON TROLL PATTERNMY LIFE IS RUINED
>>155260396i find the dialogue fine its just that the kids dont have strong personalities like the ones in hs have
>>155260244hand holding tc
i miss when the weight of his responsibility constantly ate away in Dave's mind, from trying to avoid killing other daves to keeping his current session from spiraling into a doomed offshoot to being the one to kill Lord English. it was too good the moment Davesprite was introduced. I miss it dearly.
>>155260248But if you raped all the gay Homestuck fans, doesn't that make you gay yourself? Did you rape yourself?
>>155260479he's gay now which fixed everything for him if you forgot
>>155260531not really. he got out of the session in cascade so he didnt have to worry about time clones
My latest Heterosexual invention which is called a Guardian of the Calvary SkullStation for my Mechanica seriesWhen I publish a lot of my series they’ll each have a humiliating note about how a certain Homestuck team member caused them to become stalled out in my brain from choosing to become a massive faggot after I became psychologically dependent on her>>155260527I have the great and impressive power of abstract rape. Not only does it not have any gender combination dynamic, it also does not trespass any Christian sexual teaching. I can be a bold rapist before the smiling eyes of God
>>155260559is this satire
>>155260431Their weak personalities is precisely makes their interactions such a torture to go through. I think the only log of quality I'd consider acceptable was that one mod chat.Seriously, what were they thinking with stuff like pic related? This shit just goes on and on and on forever and it's not even beginning to approach the entertainment value of Karkat's memos, and whatever lore/set-up is in these absolutely does not justify its length. AND IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING.
>>155260559i swear you're the same person every time responding to my very clearly caustic posts
>>155260207SEX WITH SIBLINGS
>>155260612you said something i didnt agree with so i just corrected you.
>>155260600i liked this log but i agree that this could had been way better paced if this was divided into at least 5 or 6 pages.
>>155260641Would
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>>155260634right.....
>>155260620i love this drawing, need to find out who made it. thank you for the support, prospitcest nation
>>155260636i think i said this quite a few times, just space out the logs in 3 or 4 panels and it'll be much more comfortable to read>>155260641woah why does gamzee have all that.... gamzee
>>155260194You forgot the - in the subject
>>155260600this is an exeption and you know it. lets take the kanaya yiffy log for example, that was a regular log for hs standarts and anons were still complaining it was too long
>>155260665when people say statements like you said theres no takeaway from it and helps no discussion in any way. so just be mindful of that
>>155260641would gamzee have been given time to develop if he were a woman or would he still become a brainless, honking plot device?
>>155260735>brainless, honking plot device?Bimbofied gamzee uohh
wow, davejade! :D
Stridercest drawing suggestions?
>>155260666@Bullshovl55
>>155260853swordfightingwith their dicks
>>155260853dave and ult dirk height diferrence
>>155260194>still trying to push the resources in op memeDidn't this shit never catch on? You can stop forcing it now.
>>155260853PLEASE MAKE THEM KISS
>>155260928nta but give me two reasons why
>>155260688>this is an exeption and you know it.No it's not. Delfi and championsTirade's roleplay shit featured three consecutive pages like that, which was a fucking torture to go through. The recent log between ly'lac and tinnitusChakra was also kind of a bitch to read and let's not act like it's in the same tier as kanaya-yuffy convo.I'm sure I could find a few more examples if I trudged through act 2 but it's really blatant the writers have an issue with nailing the nymph and satyr dialogues by making them both too long, presumably to compensate for their relative rarity. This is fatal flaw in the homestuck writing format and frankly it's inferior to having a hefty amount of a generous serving of reasonably-sized interactions.
>>155260709sorry i'll try to be less glib next time
>>155260970cool.
Why did Doctor become the de facto Homestuck theme song?
>>155260966fairs.
>>155261023its one of the most iconic moments in the series featuring one of 4 actually notable locals in the seriesit is the theme song of the main character that is referenced in basically half of toby fox's work. especially heavy hitters. Saviour of the waking world/dreaming dead, umbral ultimatum, decend, penumbra phantasm. ECT ECT ECT
>>155261023cause lowas is cool
>>155261023it's really good
>>155260970hehe
>>155260709You mean it doesn’t help your personal development to be a bigger gay loser, mentally crippled for the leftist cause and distracting yourself with fiction so you don’t notice how lame your life is
>>155260853Present Dave and Future Dave gangbanging Ult Dirk while Roxy cheers them on.
>>155260947Only two people have used them or asked for these resources this year.Multiple threads have gone by without them and nobody wondering where they went, proving nobody cared for them.
>>155260853dave slicing dirk in two
When you embrace being gay you’re just indulging ipgd’s fetishes that came from her failure to help me as an incredible young manAll the rambling about horsecocks, diapers, stridercest, etc in this thread is her song of failure as a leader of art communities that she refused to do what it takes to support men being awesome, so she encourages being sedate failures instead (like canon Dave’s ending)
>>155260970Fuck Davekat what if true endgame was Davekri?
>>155261171so why have i seen new anons trying to get into homestuck but dont know where to start. i have literally seen it happen on the latest threads .and i did. i cared for it.
>>155261188kankri cucking karkat would be a sight to see that's for sure
>>155261171an anon literally last thread btw
>>155261216>>155261253>only two people>posts one>this invalidates my argumentWorst case scenario I update my opinion with this information to be three anons that have needed to be told this year.
vriskafags are just like this huh. le complainers. le ragebaiters.
>>155261253Retarded nigger from Africa btw
>>155261282is this guy schizophrenic whats his deal
>>155260194I'm thinking it's based.
>>155261282in what way is putting information on op harmful in any way possible
>>155261354>can't refute my points and loses argument>switches to but who cares anyway its not hurting anyone talking pointsI accept your concession.
Cool Bec noir I just made because I can enjoy being cool and awesome and artistically capable instead of a gay loser who hopes a mediocre job squirts my way out of a pile of gay cum.
What
>>155261282three people is a lot here
>>155261336ding ding ding. this means you are right>>155261379meds. 300mg of lithium.
yipee
>>155261386Looks like crap
>>155261394think about three cocks in your butt. thats a lot
>>155260401Saving the best ship for last? BASED!
There people may not seem like a lot but imagine three meteors heading towards your planet.
>>155261431Buddy you’re taking a break from anal sex, that’s what you’re talking about
>>155261396you have to ignore anons like this because they are stupid
imagine 3 dave clones. thats a lot of daves
hes a 10/10. but also a satir sadly...
>>155261491HE JUST LEFT. WITH DAVES
>>155261491dirk's endgame
>>155261452It looks like a retarded child drew it. Seriously embarrassing stuff.
Can a white boy speak a little 日本風
>>155261552the green and magenta always look so good together
>>155261541You’re speaking of your childishness gays fetishize as twinks/femboys/actual teens and children etcYou see me being a real and normal person and can only understand that through the lens of yourself being completely undeveloped to be sexier to homosexuals
>>155261552This is so good I love th ROXY???
>>155261352thought it was his bulge
>>155261593no amount of psuedointellectual babble will hide the fact you're a massive retard talking out of your ass 24/7
Roxy's ass is FOR THE BOOOOOOOOOYS WUHEEEEEEEYYYY!
>>155261657YEAHH
>>155261634Now you’re gooning to the notion that I’m stunted and helpless to advance as an artist because I’m straight Maybe compared to a hypothetical world where everybody is a normal God-fearing sinless person I’m “retarded,” but we don’t live there and most of you never will In the actual world we live in, I’m fucking incredible and you have to avoid looking at my art and stories to keep being disrespectful
>>155261698
>>155261593>>155261698Can you just commit suicide by cop already?
>>155261634>>155261698exhibit a.
>>155261722>>155261747>>155261754Gotta draw even more images calling y’all faggots, give me a sec, faggots
>>155261779While i bounce on some dick, im not a savage
this but swiss
Drawing by moonrunes from Ficanon's Korjun fic
>>155260853dirkdave doing this in your style
This one is impressive by showing how sufficiently Powerful words feel in my mind>>155261788Nah I think anons need to feel mine jostling them around shortly before I crucify the Homestuck community for their crimes
when davebot fuckin and he lowkey short circut while nutting
>>155261924
>>155261941Nepeta can’t laugh at me, begone imposterYou try to have gay sex with me using her yet I would never have sex with her. Stupid
>>155261863Nice
>>155261956