PRAISE BE
>>155349391NOGIRLSALLOWED
>>155349391>the Psycho Warriors don't take blip-blap women and other xeno sluts as their comfort slavesMaybe Space King and his Psycho Warriors are gay.
so I guess he got more time to draw again
Are titans the only ones that are sentient when they are at their base globules or are normal psychowarriors also capable of this?
>>155349391Meh, off-brand Tau are kinda gross, kek. Although it fits Space King's style since everything not a human and male is seen as abominations.>Blurrrr, bluuu, bluuu, blurrrrr
>>155349644it takes a man to recognize that women are gay
>>155349391Simon opening a thread?
>>155350048Nah, I'm just baiting him into doing more Space King art. Or making art, period.
>>155349644>comfort slavesWhy would they need comfort slaves? They're serving Space King. There's nothing better and more satisfying than that.
What do you guys think they will put up next after they reach 4,5mil?some people are asking for a blap blaps expansion pack and others are wondering if its gonna be the god weapon with the robbed psycho warrior as a pack.
>>155351393Maybe a Titan? Or whatever it was they called the big fellas.
>>155349446amen
>>155349849Were the massive titan globules sentient?
>>155351393I want Chip with battle-damage options
>>155349849Why?You wanna fondle them and find out?
>>155351393>.stl of globulus maximus >Print is 7ft tall and tabletop legal
>>155349446The mouthussy
>>155351393Tom and Don mentioned more expansions for the Alien Queen and the God weapon and robes psycho warrior in their making of episode 5. So it's likely we may see them for 5 or 6 mill. There's also going to be an exclusive war world relic captain mini for patreon subscribers who back as well.
I love this stupid show but Im pretty suprised it's so successful
>>155355143the mentally ill teenage boys and thirty year old men demographic is completely abandoned by mainstream media and other indies.
>>155349391Get off the computer, Byrce.
>>155355143It honestly is surprising to see how it managed to grow so well. I mean, I'm glad it did but I wouldn't have expected it is all.
>>155350040A Greek one?
>>155349391Argument for letting the females live>If we let a couple go>They'll breed a couple more>And that way we can kill them twice as many as before
I hope we get to see the legion that Hatemonger's from.
>>155356626Canon
>>155356262that is a harmful and hurtful stereotype and hatemonger would be disappointed in you for not sharing the shared brotherhood of humanity
>>155356336I kind of thought that was why they mark and banish heretics instead of just outright killing them. Let them loose to eventually hunt them down for Kingsmas.
>>155349391Am i gay if i find that pussy mouth to be very unattractive? Like i dont want to see it on screen
>>155355592He's messing with the combat simulator. We all know what he's doing.
>>155356626BROTHER MIKO, YOU ARE SMELLING SUSPICIOUSLY FRAGRENT
>>155358919It's part of his legion's culture. Cleanliness for space king.
>>155358902We need more hot badass babeliens for the Psycho Warriors to slaughter with impunity.
>>155349644nigga just say you're a slaaneshi cultistquit beating around the bush
Any paypigs around who can catbox an uncensored pic of Hatemonger's dick?
>>155358919He is part of the Space Children chapter Being Fragrant and Colorful is part of their culturd
>>155349644Sounds like someone needs to bite the curb
>>155358902>MILK! MILK! MILK!
>>155360310He just has a weird foreskin and phimosis
Guys, what if...we are the bad guy-
>>155354816>war world relic captain miniNo way really!?>for patreon subscribers who back as wellGod damn it now I have to give money to the patreon these guys are jews
>>155358902>Tiny Space Hog next to Big Space Hog>Tfw that is actually their size
>>155360521its for all tiers so you can give them 2 or 5 dollars, if you want to.
>>155349391
>>155357174Conan
>>155360310The only worthy thing is the alien space tits, and that's been leaked everywhere.
>>155361487Xeno fuckers are not welcome here.
>>155355143I've been following them since the Space Hulk days, I'm just glad they finally found success doing something they actually love instead of shamelessly chasing trends. Their Racist Mario era was pretty bad and their first show pitch which was basically a lazy parody of Street Fighter/Tekken was also really lame.
>>155361474Conrad
>>155360392Please?
>>155358902Would space king still love me if I had a 10ft tall 900lbs mega milky dommy muscle mommy space hog slam big breeding sow gf? Please!
>>155362837>dommy muscle mommyAs per Space King's holy word, redditsexuality is an even more obscene form of w*men worship and therefore punishable with Ritual of Agonious Twisting.Ten twists, each in a different direction.
>>155362837
>>155363045Wtf is his insignia supposed to be?It feels overly complex for no reason
>>155363615Hermy said he was an imaginator probably a sub legion?
Jokes asideThe fact that Space Hogs can gobble up regular humans in seconds and are smart to the point of forming strategies and create armor, tools, and weapons makes them quite a scary force
>>155363996Another anon said this and I never fully believed it until I saw the bellyprotectorsThey are straight up a combination between 40k's Orks and Fantasy's Ogres
>>155363615It's the Dentristy symbol. The joke is the character he's based on wanted to be a dentist.
>>155364034Space King feels like such a dumb show yet clever at the same time
>>155349391This just in!/co/ will fuck anything that has a pussy!More at 11!
>>155363996Since for the majority of the episode the squad is dealing with an elite mobile jetbike force it doesn't really register that they've also been shown to have tanks, fighters and actual fucking titans with shield tech until you rewatch the ep.These fuckers are industrious and I wouldn't be surprised if they're a major problem on the galactic scale instead of just War World.
>>155358498No, I think that's honestly a pretty normal reaction. In the show the Blap-Blaps look pretty gross. Simon kind of made them work here though.
>>155358498You are not Gay Anonyou just hate aliens
>>155360424Am I crazy, or did that guy sound exactly like Markiplier?
>>155364410Wasn't it Ricepirate?
>>155364306>with shield techGrimboar even had a personal shield generator he was using when he was fighting the boys. That feels like some crazy advanced tech that these dudes had.
>>155364554No Ricepirate did the exanguinator and warpriest
>>155364699https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxeQjav4fUg>War-Priest / Heretic 1 / Santa - Mick Lauer
*cough* fuck aliens
>>155366256"fuck" aliens, you say?
>>155349446BasedTime to give these xeno fetishists a fucking hate mace enema no lube
>>155355143they're barely a blip in comparison to GLITCH
>>155367545not a single soul mentioned it
>>155367545I prefer it being niche but sucessful than having the tumor that is being mainstream
>>155366702fuck "aliens" yes
>>155367842I feel like the only reason why glitch shows ever succeed is because of porn artist.Just look at GameOver Verse, people talked more about the porn than the pilot or show.
>>155364306always loved strong and smart brickhouses
>>155356247>>155355143I think Space King is the only thing that even remotely panders to its target audience, of just being shameless dumb humor and action in a sci-fi setting. Most things that even come close are also tainted with ironic detachment if not contempt of the genre.
>>155356626So is Miku the Space King version of the Omnissiah?
>>155367919GameOverse is indeed completely carried by the protagonist cat being BUILT. The premise of the series and episode plot are absolute ass. Like, how, as an audience, are you supposed to have fun when the good guys are meant to lose and any likeable bad guys are gonna get killed anyway. It's absolute misery with no fun or space for drama.
>>155368077fucking no
>>155368077Ok that's actually hilarious>Priest speaking binharic are just talking japanese in spedup vocaloid
>>155368229the horror
did you guys make your own psycho warriors
>>155368229You laugh, but you've never seen the glory of the Mikussiah's Miku Miku Beam reduce an entire world's surface to a sea of molten glass.
>>155368487>J-Pop group of priests doing a coordinated dance to channel her spirit and activate the Extermikunatus
>>155368229I think that was what they did for puppy cat from bee and puppy cat
>>155368287I wanna make one but I'm gonna wait until the minis arrive.
>>155368287I have this idea for a main Jetpack Airborne fighters that engage their enemies in melee dogfightsI call them >The Air Supremacists
>>155368727God, if they a planet heaven episode, it's gonna be the funniest shit ever.>Tom: There's no crime in planet heaven
>>155363615Hermy is a hermeticist
>>155367654You don't understand. Everything must exist in a binary with its counterpart in the culture war. There must never be anything simply enjoyed for what it is, it MUST be enjoyed within the context of siding against an idealogical other. Any one thing existing implies the existence of its culture war opposite, and it is obligatory to understand the love of one as the hatred of the other.
>>155349644>sticking your dick in filthy aliensmight as well fuck a pile of shit next dudePraise be to Space King.
>>155353501>It's actually a full-ass suit of plastic armor and built-in weapons>you have to have a guy wear it and stand there for it to count
5 million goal: Globulus Maximus bean bag chair
>>155370691>Globulus Maximus bean bag chairOk this would be a cool addition. I don't know if that would be super expensive to make or ship but it would be cool.
>>155371489I think just having globulus stress toy would be much reasonable.
>>155371618What about a globulus pillow?
>>155349446NOGIRLSALLOWED!
>>155371618Yeah ok that would probably be more feasible. Do they even still make stress toys? Felt like for nearly a decade they were everywhere and given away at panels and events by the handful and now I can't remember the last time I saw one. Either way that would be a good idea. Could even come with a canister like Chestnut has.
In your professional opinion, who do you think should be the main antagonists of space king. In my opinion the main antagonists should be the Hog Emperor and his royal vizier/scientist. The two having a Megatron and Starscream dynamic
>>155361354The mace face.
>>155364059Oh yeah the dentist elf.
>>155371782hogs are awesome but don't feel like final boss worthyeither the AI weapon humans made especially because he looks like a demon in contrast to space king's angelic visage and wings or a new faction altogether
>>155371782if we had to make a villain force it should be something akin to the covenant.Alien races joining from various worlds to expand and conquer in the word of emperor space or something like that.
>>155371782Honestly, my first thought is another legion of Psycho Warriors. But they and the main groups we follow got into an argument over who loves Space King more.
>>155371811Hatemace knows he's the one going in there with no lube.
>>155349391UhhHow is there a pussy mouth on the OP of a /co/ thread?Isn't this /d/ stuff...?
>>155372057Space King is too powerful for the mods to ban. Even if OP's image is heretard material.
>>155370509>Cosplay of space king solvedFail to see the problem
>>155370509I'm still surprised this was an actual cosplay with a working heretical tongue. Crazy work.
>>155372921I hope they get a shitload more use out of it, it's S-tier and fucking hilarious. That said, irrelevant trivia, but does anyone know between Tom or Don, which one is the one who does the Blap-Blap sounds?
>>155373004For sure. It better show up in the further commercials they do mid episodes. Whenever the next episode comes. It would be a missed opportunity to not use such a quality cosplay more.
If I had to see it, then you have to, too.Enjoy the psychic damage.
>>155373649Ponysonas. That's heretical as fuck. And a sign of a series reaching far.
>>155371782>who do you think should be the main antagonists of space king.You're missing the point of the setting. There isn't some big antagonist causing problems, and if this is defeated, everything will be sunshine and roses. The empire is huge and poorly run, in a hostile universe. Conflict everywhere is inevitable and not within the capabilities of the people in the setting to change. There is no overarching problem to solve which anyone is interested in solving. In Warhammer 40k, this is a setup for grimdark adventures that people can enjoy without bound. In Space King, it's a setup for episodic stupid fun adventures that people can enjoy without bound.
>>155373649I agree with Tom and Don's analysis, Bryce looks way too stoic and competent in this one. He needs his retard gremlin smile
>>155373649
>>155374019Chuds desperately want Space King to not be satire where they are the butt of the joke, but it will always make fun of them first and foremost.
>>155374236Yeah, he's got none of the empty headed feel to him. I can at least give them credit for not trying to give Hatemonger a face.
>>155373649Chestnut has to use his mouth to extract globules. That poor pony.
>>155370691I think it would feel lame at the big numbers we are at now. But we really should've had a blap blap add on box. The psycho warriors box needs a blap blap box to fight.
>>155374594Are the chuds in the thread with us now?
>>155374594Please, refer me to a non-chud (a lefty normalfag) who enjoys space king. This person must have at least one reaction, video, article or essay on why space king is fucking amazing. Because if space king is anti-chud, it's doing a terrible job of attracting the anti-chud crowd.
>>155374974I mean, what else could it be? At this point they've got a lot already down. Maybe a full sized figure? Something like four or something inches? Paintable? Like the McFarlane or Joytoy ones. But that feels like a really big investment so I don't know if they'd do that. The base set already has a lot of Blap-Blaps if I'm reading it right.
>>155375152Blap blaps are swarmers that would substitute for low cost units on tabletop wargames. You need a bunch more of them.
Hermy would turn the blap-blap women in to plap-plaps
>>155349446>>155371633NO, GIRLS ALLOWED!
>>155375152>>155375152They should added blood bugs in the B-Positive pack, it would be weird if they were to be a goal now, unless they pack them along with some other enemies.
>>155358902Designed for Vore at the genetic level
>>155361296I mean, theres also a to-scale hatemonger right there. And they talked about it in the Making Of. The SpaceHogs were supposed to have a giant queen hog that they were gonna feed the Globules too. Thats where they get the Milk from. So its not that out there that the Female Hogs in general are just bigger.
>>155375193So like a pile of boyz? That makes sense, but I don't think the board game is intended to be played to that scale that a tabletop army game would have. It also seemed to have cardboard bits too to represent corpses and some other stuff.
>>155374594
>>155375462The psycho warriors add on box has no rules as far as I understand, only models. It would be the same thing.
>>155375310welp, you heard himI guess girls are allowed now
>>155375152So they aren't just going to be selling these minis this one time, right? They've got to have plans to make regular waves of them to sell later. I don't really have the room for a whole boardgame and this many minis, but I would still like a set of the main boys.
>>155374019>There isn't some big antagonist causing problems, and if this is defeated, everything will be sunshine and rosesAre you fucking retarded? Obviously the aliens are the issue. If we kill the aliens, then humanity can reach a new golden age, you dumb fuck.
>>155375920>Obviously the aliens are the issue. If we kill the aliens, then *faction* can reach a new golden age, you dumb fuck.Pretty much the entire setting agrees on this
>>155374011To be fair, 40k and Pone have been tied together for a long time, by magic. This is just the next logical leap
>>155375941No that's just real life, and only humanity has a proper end goal. In 40k, the Eldar got left to their own devices and birthed Slaanesh. The Eldar accidentally created the C'tan and trapped themselves in Terminator bodies. The Tau are the Tau. Literally every alien faction is incompatible with humanity's concept of prosperity.Space King doesn't have dedicated lore books and overarching faction goals, but I think if you look like a Blap-Blap you're automatically an evolutionary dead end.
>>155375920>Obviously the aliens are the issue.Even supposing that you're right, that's not what the anon here >>155371782 was talking about. He was talking about individual characters to appear in the show and personally be antagonists.
>>155375310NO, GIRLS ALOUD
>>155372057Space King wants us to be aware of the Blap-Blaps and their dangerous seduction powers so we are ready to resist them.
>>155349391This show is highly satanic because it promotes a false religion
>>155375989>Literally every alien faction is incompatible with humanity's concept of prosperity.I didn't say anything about them prospering with humanity.
>>155376887Religion? Space King is a real dude, dude.
>>155373649Oh I get it, Hatemonger is a pegasus because they are the most racists.
>>155375335So between the Giant Hog Girl and the Giant Bug Milfwho has the bigger boobs?
>>155377162Bug Milf has bigger, Hog Milf has more.
>>155375335i feel like female hogs are rare as hell and when more than one is present in a hog warband? they fight to death queen bee style
>>155376887>>155377100Space King is just Jesus taking a new form for this specific setting. Like Aslan
>>155360066
>>155377197>the lord of change isn't trans
>>155377242That's because that is the realm of futa and self mutilation
>>155377242trans isn't "change", it's mutilation for the sake of self-gratification. That's wholeheartedly Slaanesh. Bi is change for the sake of change.
>>155377264And also changing for the sake of convenience but acting like it was planned all along
>>155375296It's time slap-slap
>>155375875The idea is that you get a discount for supporting in the Kickstarter. So yes they will come out later but we don't know when.
>>155372057Well, it's canon, I suppose.No idea how rules are interpreted, but if it were up to me, I would prioritize function over form. That means pussy-shaped mouths are okay, but mouth-shaped pussies are not. No matter how disgusting and heretical, this is still just a mouth.
>>155377321Ah ok. I wasn't sure how committed they were to the board game bit or not. Thought it would be one of those situations where the only way to get the minis was having to buy the board game.
>>155377162Kind of has to be the big queen doesn't it? Considering how much bigger she was and all. And hers shoot lasers too.
>>155353501They have got to do one of the Globulus Maximus eventually. Titans or knights are huge centerpieces and one of those would be great as even just a display.
>>155381589A regular titan maybe, I'm pretty sure globulus maximus would be as tall as a room.
>>155373649Uhhh mods?
>>155378149I like Lipples personally
>>155383049Space King wills it.
>>155373649MISTER JANITOR, GET DOWN
>>155378149If their mouths are pussy like would they pussy be mouth like?
>>155384564No. Combined orifice for respiration, food, waste, and reproduction.
>>155385306The ultra cloaca. Absolutely heretical.
>>155384564Its got fingers.
Anytime I come across someone horny post for space king, I read it with Bryce's voice.
FUUUCK you, grimboar
>>155349391I could get used to that. At least she isn't fat.
We finally hit 4,5mil sadly we didn't do it before the reveal but point isIn less than 9 days, the Space King board game has almost reached Terror crusade's total goal. Praise be.
>>155387701I did the same after you mentioned it and I couldn't stop laughing
>>155381589>Get in the stl print >But mom said you had to let me play this time >This is playing >You didn't even paint it yet! >It doesn't need to be painted, it just needs a little boy or it's not board legal! >I'm a 36 year old man >You're a 36 year old baby, get in globulus maximus or you're playing blapblaps
>>155377162So was she supposed to be like the Space King version of a Tyranid?
>>155387926Chip was to cool for these squad mates but he was the right squad mate they needed. Good big brother influence being there when he needs to be but not budding in to the school ground tribulations of boys being boys.
>>155371782There are lots of fun options, and I dont actually think space king needs recurring antagonists other than the main cast themselves, but thematically I think some good options would be:1. Old legions, representing old tabletop gamers who want to be taken seriously.2. New legions, with sanded-off mass appeal that erase space kings identity.3. A group showing the value of proper gatekeeping. That meme where a third party who seems cool is welcomed to the space, but quickly change the dyanamic. Yoko-ono episode where the main cast is broken up. 4. The adults from kids next door. Either envious or wanting the psycho warriors to put away childish things and pick up real man hobbies like cars, veterinary school, or IT.5. Diplomancers or lore lich, the annoying kind of autists that weigh a fandom down.6. Games workshop.Still i think theyd be better as one-offs.
>>155389379Yes, down to the tubes on her back.
>>155377165This guy gets it.
>>155389449>A death world that is just a planet where all the little girls weren't burned and grew up to have minotaur milking farm fantasies about psycho warriors
>>155389399He really was. Felt like he'd be what a more mature Captain would be like later on down the line.
>>155390240Tom & Don know they have a weirdly large female audience, something like this isn't even impossible.>The Reclaimer Squad has to fend off a Class 5 Cooties infection being spread by ravening, now adult females that weren't properly disposed of during a little boy raid>It turns out that when women glimpse a Psycho Warrior, the sheer masculinity on display can imprint on them, and overwrite any sensible tastes they previously had>The end result is them becoming mentally ill fujos who sneak into Psycho Warrior bases to draw fucked up yaoi porn and incidentally spread their foul Cooties plague>Episode ends with a Hatemonger PSA on the importance of throwing little girls into a volcano or similar whenever possible.
>>155391063>Psycho warriors reflexively vomit in their helmets out of psychic damage when exposed to the blasphemous taint of the drawings they carry >Bryce is unaffected >They duct tape him to the saint shield and Odysseus their way off planet
>>155391063>know they have a weirdly large female audiencethey've said when a foid google analysist looked at their youtube gender ratio she gasped because she's never seen a channel so overwhelmingly male dominated. I wouldn't put much stock in these self inserting "female" artists being an indication there's a large female fan base.
>>155391133Alright but I still think it's a funny idea for an episode.
>>155391133I think it's a sizeable MINORITY with a couple of loud voices that likes space king despite not being the target audience. Plus most girls would pretend to guys online but still regardless, the main point was that T&D didn't expect female fans in the first place.
>>155391133I think it's more so that they're surprised there even is a female audience.
>>155387949Yeah, great hips like that do a lot of heavy lifting.
>>155391133Didn't they say foids make up something like 10-15% of the total audience? That's more than I expected.
>>155392407A certain percentage of females actually have a sense of humor.
>>155349446PRAISE BE!
>>155377162Reminder: She stated herself that her breasts were "Severely Depleted"
>>155393880Well yeah, look at her.
>>155370509Seeing one in 3d really helps you understsnd the desire to see them wiped out.
>>155349644Space King is our lost boyhood, when we were able to enjoy awesome things without guilt or self awareness. We were curious about the opposite sex, but our mates were still more important and we actively rejected those urges and the complications that came with them.So for any of this to matter, desire has to be there for us to rally against. Girls have to be in this world for us to disallow, disavow, and disobey.
>>155373649Why the fuck are Captain ans Chestnut flesh colored?! That shit is creepy.
>155374594The only thing this proves is that CHUDs actually have a sense of humor about themselves. Unlike leftoids.
>>155391063Fuck me, I hope Tom and Don make this!
>>155349391she looks like she does not want to do this
>>155394034blame bryce
>>155391063I always liked the idea thats theres a sisters of battle equivelant but their normal non enhanced adult women with the attitude of ridiculously horny boarding school/summer camp teens and the psycho warriors are just way too.mentally imature to deal with them.
I had the most retarded idea: an episode that is entirely a musical based off this (pic related)The boys have to defeat a reality altering demon by singing and dancing Broadway style.At the end everyone agrees that, despite the enormous achievement, they will take it to their graves because of how embarrassing ( and gay) it was
>>155394955A classic, "Ok, were never talking about this again" episode ending. Yeah, I'd be up for that.
>>155394955>an episode that is entirely a musical based off thisThis is how you end up with modern Star Trek or current R&M.
>>155395034It could also be like the Metalocalypse: The Doomstar Requiem movie kek.
>>155395154Metalocalypse was a show about a band that regularly performed music in the normal show. Anon's point is about abandoning the integrity of a show in favor of wacky new things.
What if Isaac became a psycho warrior?
>>155393880Her breasts weren't even at a quarter of their full size.
Man the other thread died.
>>155393880That could mean she had more than 2 breasts and aside for those two the others were severely depleted
>>155393880They need to make a miniature of her with breasts that are so big, they require an additional stand so the miniature doesn't topple over.
>>155391063I like the idea that little girls that witness a recruitment are fundamentally changed by the event in a negative way, and this is why they gotta dispose of them.
>>155371782none because the psychowarriors are the antagonists of everyone else.
>>155358902You put this bitch i and ill up my patreon membership dues.
>>155391133Before space king.Note that space king is their first cartoon with actual characters for them to get attached to.
>>155396181No, adult women can get imprinted as well and become weird cougars who prey on the boyishly innocent Psycho Warriors, but adult women aren't allowed in the military so it's rarely an issue. If a little girl escapes then they have time to fester and develop really deviant tastes.
>>155358902So what are the chances this or the alien mom actually get a model?
>>1553981580
>>155395701>
>>155393974Chestnut could be a perlino while Captain is a bay or buckskin
>>155398190Fuck.
>>155400126but who knows? who knows
>>155395701A more sad and pathetic chestnut?
>>155395701That's something we actually never got from.Like we know that inserting globulus into a boy overrides the personality imprinted in the holy pair but how did they got them first?
>>155349391>>155350048>>155350155Goddamnit, Simon, stop jerking off and start drawing some shit!
>>155402699He made Blap-Blaps somehow attractive. Give him some time.
>>155395154Only a heretic would conflate a rock opera with musicals.
>>155391133There's a very weird thing in cartoon spaces where the typical cartoon faggot (ie. not the majority of people who watch Space King) obsesses over whether women like the same thing they like.It's very autistic and embarrassing and I think Tom & Don are likely aware of these types of guys, since, again, they tend to be your typical cartoon fan these days.
>>155349446And lets keep it that way.
>>155371782Not main but there should be the "girl faction" as a possible enemy factionThey seduce psychowarriors with their vile and heretical Bobbies to convince them to stray from the path of Space King.... and make them super gay and lame too
>>155405770the problem with girls isn't the boobs that create simps its also the fact that they make up 80% of consumer spending so they end up ruining perfectly good shit with their undue, fiscally insolvent influence
>>155395034Maybe not a musical then but just a music video episode.An entire epsidoe set to those 10 minute rock ballads or a concept album
>>155349446NO GIRLS ALLOWED NO GIRLS ALLOWED NO GIRLS ALLOWED NO GIRLS ALLOWED
>>155394955I don't know about a musical, but maybe like a short or song? A two or three minute musical short. I don't think the joke could last a whole episode.
I hope they find some bullshit way to bring them back. With their queen dead, I mean surely there must be more of them. I love when legions have gimmicks that make them stand out.
>>155407323forgor picrel
>>155407335>>155407323I hope so too. I can't imagine the whole legion got wiped out. Surely some had to be out there in other places of the galaxy. But on the other hand, I could also see it be a joke that new legions get made and get wiped out weekly.
>>155394955Only if the lyrics are written by hatemonger about how much he hates aliens will I accept this.
>>155367996>This is your dark masterDare you turn your back on space king for this?
>>155407986Does it have a dental plan?
>>155407442I would much prefer they really lean into the episodic format and just have new shit every time. I'm sick of comedies becoming so self referential. I even think they've been over using blap-blaps a bit and need new more aliens to torture
>>155408131>ep 1 blap blaps in only one part and the alien queen in the second>ep 2 blood bugs>ep 3 the robots>ep 4 the misfits and giant alien>ep 5 hogs>ad blap blaps>short blap blapsa short and one episode part and an ad
>collct little boys for spare>kill little girls for nothing >no fem psycho warrior allowed How do they increase population, Lord spaceking?
>>155408153there were blap-blaps in episode 4 during the slay team trials. they're also the main antagonists of the board game.
>>155408250Psychowarriors don't know and don't care, maybe high command knows.
>>155408250They capture the girls by mistake and can't capture every little boy. The harvesting worlds naturally replenish when the boys and girls grow up enough to avoid conscription via age or misidentification, allowing the next generation of little boys to be spawned.How? Only Space King knows
>>155408274point is they were never the major threats which makes sense but they are just used sparingly for short gags, you barely see them when they show up
>>155349391She looks too skinny she needs to eat
>>155409045She is morbidly obese by Blap-Blap standards.
>>155349446
>>155407995>Anon is picrel
>>155373649It's been a hot fucking minute since I've seen a pony crossover.This is wild.
>>155407995they have an entire legion of dentists, hermey's legion
>>155409850by they i meant the psycho warriors of course
>>155409691i wonder if there will be psychos with weird and gimmicky yet practical armor differences beyond just visual changes like this guy has a different helmet but what if it was more than that like>the wreckerlords, demolition crew psychos who turn into wrecking balls by tucking their armor and shaping it into a sphere than rolling into buildings and adversaries too wrecking their bones>the armagedons, psychos with multiple mechanical arms that pop form every inch of their armor>tankheads, they have tank wheels instead of legs and shoot missiles from shoulder cannons shaped like tank turrets>gorillawarfarers, they have elongated arms to climb in their home world to fight primal hogs on trees and can slingshot themselves with their own arms>croc marauders, they have spine like backs fora their armor and mechanical tails and croc jaws on their helmets, they act exactly like crocs and attack stealthily and have all abilities a croc has but bigger, also can swim with mini turbines to speed up
>>155407995>dental planLisa needs braces>dental planLisa needs braces >dental planLisa needs braces
>>155407986Impni a cute though.
>>155408131I think Blap-blaps are just an easy and funny looking stand in for aliens in general.
Could/Would he actually save them?Is he short or are they giant?Your thoughts anons?
>>155410437this is so dumb as if the regular actual space marines would save them
>>1554104371. Captain is incompetent, so no2. They are big, psycho warriors are 9ft tall
>>155410444captain is less incompetent and more ADD driven like his legion
>>155410444>Giant boy from that planet captured and given the globulus maximus.This is how we make cosmic scaled psycho warriors..
>>155410437The only way those w*men are surviving is if they sneak away while he's focused on the aliens. But realistically no. Girls are icky.
>>155410441It's from a Salamander comic anon, so I guess?
>>155410437He'd save them by technicality. He'd charge through their barred up window to get to the monsters outside, it's up to the girl and her mom to bail while he's making a scene.
So why is Space King's helmet a wailing face?What was he so upset about?
>>155410509i remember the og comic having hatemonger not edited just actually drawn there and salamanders are not too goody two shoed
>>155410441Space Marines caring about humans aren't unusual, depends on the chapter
>>155410521I think people are reading too much into this parody show. The first episode literally had them throwing girls inside volcanos, but the mini episode had Hatemonger say that women are a necessary evil to make more little boys.Also what the fuck is with this website and not letting me upload images?
>>155410444>>155410503>>155410512Maybe it's a secondary objective, like the task your mom gives you when you are going out to play.>High Command asked us to escort the civilians back to the evacuation zone>*Eugh* Ffffffffine! But I'm not touching them, they have cooties.
>>155410503i like how beholder armor is bolted in just in case to never remove the armor, the vent thing is probably part of a built in AC maybe
>>155410520Upset about all the aliens who are still alive.
>>155410564i am not talking about the show though i am talking about the marines mainly here
>>155410565Kino
i want to see the psycho warriors use those built in boosters more
>>155410576>He actually used to be smiling, but because his sons are so fucking incompetent, the alien slaying has slowed to a near standstill from his perspective
>>155410664i think it's implied a lot of psychos are in fact good at what they do but our crew and others can be too childish plus even the incompetent ones are good at killing onslaughts
>>155410441Lamenters, Salamanders, and Crimson Fists would attempt to directly save civilians off the top of my head. Most other Chapters would save them indirectly if only by trying to eliminate the enemy quickly, and none of them would like to see the Emperor's currency wasted.Marines Malevolent would use the civilians as bait, wait for the enemy to commit, then shell the entire area with promethium-based artillery.In the original comic she thinks it's a Salamander since she met one earlier, but it's actually a Death Guard.
>>155410564>>155410686and this?
>>155410681The implication being that the extreme amount of killing we see now, is only a fraction of what they could do in the past.
>>155410748can you imagine, fuck would the psychos be doing? build maximus the size of planets?
>>155410721That's the good ending.Alien fucks about to die.
>>155410781the girls too
>>155410761You know the end of War World, when the squad got their shit together and fought in perfect unison, and as a result took down a guy significantly stronger than even an individual Psycho Warrior? It'd be that, but all the time during every mission, and they only sometimes bicker about who gets a Relic.
>>155410520He misses his Psycho Warrior sons and wants to be with them to kill heretics together.
>>155410788Only if she touches hate monger (EEEURFGH!! yuck)
>>155410791i think that happens with every good squadanyway hatemonger being able to trade blows with grimboar was sick and the team work leading to his death was awesome
>>155410819wouldnt he do it anyway? volcanoes and all
>>155410761>Planet scale wood chippers>Literally dozens of aliens civilizations extreminated a day>The Universe used to be extremely densely populated>Now they're fighting fucking Blap-Blaps in close combat>Space King went from>:D>to>:â±
>>155410836hey at least he isnt bound to a golden chair
>>155410565>Episode where the boys are assigned to a deathworld>But instead of having a more competent Psycho Warrior to lead them>They are the ones who will have to lead>They are given a platoon of Psycho-Guards (The Guardsmen equivalent) and asked to share>Psycho-Guards are smaller, weaker but pure cheesy action 80's movie badass>Basically Sergeant Johnson and the marines from halo.>Willing to follow the Squad's orders to the T>The boys keep fighting one another over who called dibs on which one.
>>155410851>Chestnut bonds with the guy who gets picked last
>>155410835It ain't a recruitment drive.But she is on THIN ice.
an episode where the psychos meet another 4 member squad but they are better than them not because of competence but because of being bigger and stronger as they were made from bigger globules that are not too big like the titans or globulus maximus but bigger than average and it's all treated like big brothers annoying their little siblings and shit until the end where the psychos use their brains and teamwork to outmatch them in a missionthe big brothers promise to return to prove they are cooler than the squad
>>155410564We've seen at least one Psycho Warrior attempt to protect civilians, so they can probably tolerate little girls as long as they're not on a recruitment drive and the little brats are accompanied by an adult.
>>155410564The girl and her mom are human, so Hatemonger might actually lower his standards to help them
>>155410962he was doing this for the boy to become a psycho let's be real and then left them for deadalso psychos are fucking strong damn
>>155410962I'm kind of surprised they had big statues of anyone but Space King.
>>155410981He left them dead because it was a joke. The show is at its core still a comedy.
>>155411013still that's the point, psychos are willing to do that shit lol
>>155410981Higher priority came up.
>>155411000I'm sure there's a bigger statue of Space King just off-screen.
>>155410748High command seems to think the mission is to find trinkets related to space king and some psycho warriors like doing that but captain is the true son of space king and knows xenocide is the holiest mission
>>155410521It was Death guard
>>155410664Space King loves his boys, he's not some subhuman boomer.
>>155411975What about Chestnut then?
>>155412030It's called tough love, and it worked. Chestnut's been on a non-stop final boss stomping killing spree ever since.
>>155412030The Psycho Warriors are Space King's children. Chestnut is not a Psycho Warrior.
>>155411775that means hatemonger was SO off model since psychos are fucking bigger than marines
>>155412423Chestnut is a Psycho Warrior in the biological sense, he's just not a Psycho Warrior in the sense that he's part of the Psycho Warrior Legions since the Medicae fall under a different organization.That's why the Arch-Phallos called him "not like the other Psycho Warriors" while Captain doesn't consider him one (except when he's made an honorary Psycho Warrior), since they're two different classifications.
>>155349446It's a blip-blap. The proper answer is a long and relatively pointless beating that is nowhere near as efficient as it could be. Alternatively, one could rip their arms off and beat them to death with them. Admittedly though, death is not necessarily guaranteed. They have been observed to take minute long beatings and somehow still function.R&D may need to re-evaluate the blip-blap threat level. They're harder to kill than one would expect.
>>155412612It is likely that globule technology alone isn't what makes you a psycho warrior. Afterall, the female "psycho warrior" has no globules. Tom and Don confirmed that they use the mysterious breast shaped orbs in the lab's tubes.
>>155413015why is the Bile one different than the flower one?
>>155413157The flower one isn't canon.
>>155412562>Canonically scaled Hatemonger tears through black templar squadron so he can kill the furriesSee you April first for the greatest dcma takedown risk of all time.
>>155349644"human" girls are bad enough, now you want to bring filthy xenos on broad?
>>155391063Anon, you have to email this to them RIGHT NOW
>>155413779They might actually make a model of her if the Kickstarter keeps going, not that they would want to but fuck else are they gonna make into mini's?
>>155414011Rn they're just making alt minis of the 4 main boys, right now we're at Bryce. The next one might be Chestnut at 6k.
>>155414134you mean 5.5k6k is captain probably
>>155414011Maybe one of the drop pods? Or whatever they called them. Though I guess that isn't really exciting. At this point they really don't have much left. Did Chip already get a model?
>>155414134>>1554143326 million should be hatemonger, I don't care there's already a second one for him, if anything it being the Third one is even more appropriate.
>>155414584i want robe dudes
>>155373649Legally distinct small horse franchise with no intentional similarity to existing IP.
>>155410441Lamenters, Salamanders, Crimson Fists, & maybe even Raven Guard would.
>>155410441Uh... Why do you think the Space Marines fight? For kicks? For no reason? As a complete noob to 40k lore, I'm half certain Space Marines are there to kill the things that kill humanity. which results in saving them.
>>155414771cuz papa golden chair man said so
>>155414771>kill the things that kill humanity. which results in saving themNot all space marines are salamanders, most in fact are not, some have complete contempt for the average imperial serf and one loyalist chapter used civies as target practice
>>155415159>Space Marines, the empire's elite super soldiers just go around killing the empire for no reasonHuh? 40k is far more retarded than Space King? How?
>>155415159Contempt or apathy for normal humans doesn't mean they don't still fight for & protect them. Most just won't go out of their way to save them directly.>>155415278Chapters created a lot of problems. The Imperium is a victim of too many logistical problems to keep track of & manage.
>>155415278Is not called Grimderp for no reason anon.
>>155415302Anon you can only blame the spreadsheet and religious zealotry for so long.The fact is that a lot of characters and ideas from 40k are retarded because they were written (or hijacked) by retarded writters
per capita
>>155415343I never denied that. But things like the Marines Malevolent & Minotaurs are actual fluff that never get touched on. Those are the ones that are retarded loyalists in name only.
>>155415358
>>155415358Did you know that one in four Psycho Warriors exhibits homosexual tendencies?I wonder if that affects their unit cohesion. Hmm, curious.
>>155414332I mean Captain already got an alt mini, if you join the Patreon.If we do get Chestnut at 5.5mil we should get a mini of Space King himself like in the lunch box.
>>155416347Meant to say a Space King mini at 6mil
>>155416347Space King being a legitimately cool dad (if perhaps not a particularly good one) is honestly the funniest twist on the genre imaginable.
>>155416425tom and don said no twists like him being an alien or a girl or a deadbeat will ever happen
>>155416347nah that's like getting emperor or khorne as a fig
>>155408250The slowest and dumbest children are captured and taken or disposed of during a recruitment drive, leaving the craftier, fitter survivors to grow and repopulate.
>>155408250They "recruit" little boys from different planets.
>>155416425It really is. It's part of why I'm ok with Chaos not coming around in this. The idea that because Space King is just a cool dad who's loved by his sons being why there isn't an opposing Chaos force is funny as fuck.
>>155417428If they did a Chaos expy, they should be the renegades who threw a fit because they're tired of waiting & found replacement parental figures from the not warp.
>>155415278>How?It would literally take days to spell out all the stupid, pants-on-head retarded crap that makes up 40k lore.
>>155417471I mean the coagulators already filled that part with the broodmother.
>>155417674Yeah but that's different. The broodmother was basically a Norn Queen stand in. Just an alien.
>>155349644>>the Psycho Warriors don't take blip-blap women and other xeno sluts as their comfort slaves>Maybe Space King and his Psycho Warriors are gay.Actually there is a tiny chance they do with this tease from the Board Game kickstarter ad
>>155417760It reads more like High Command, and potentially other humans in power if there are any, want the alien women captured for their own services and uses. I don't think the Psycho Warriors even know what they'd be used for.
>>155415278Anons touched on a lot of the other reasons but sometimes it is just the unflinching dogmatic nature of the imperium, my absolute favorite example is from dawn of war when the blood ravens slay the loyal imperial guard faction due to conflicting orders, and when called a murderer and a traitor(kinda) captain Thule of the blood ravens is upset by being called a traitor only(Also by imperial religion the original sin is disobeying the emperor, and the imperium itself was created by the emperor so its better to do as you are told)
>>155349644lust is a drug like any other. it's stress relief for those who need it.if you have no need for it, no void to fill, then sex isn't necessary just like snorting 3 lines of coke isn't necessary, to enjoy your day and your existence.
So Hatemonger is trans right?
>>155418758He hates across all lines, if that's what you mean.
>>155418834Yes... of course!
>>155418758no, just gay
>>155418758Only Ftm. More boys and all.
>>155418969That's not how that works. There's nowhere for the globules to go.
>>155418984Honorary boys. Hatemonger doesn't seem to 'mind' other male humans that aren't psycho warriors if they don't test his patience too much.
>>155373649fun autism beats incel autismpony is back
>>155419060This sounds like your fetish, anon.
>>155419147It was clearly meant to bring his fetish into conversation all along anon.
>>155419247You really think somebody would do that? Just go on /co/ & try to push their fetishes?
>>155418758He has an intact penis, so no.
>>155416347I want that little Space King statue.
>>155419661>not even circumsizedhow does Space King allow this heresy?
>>155420243If Space King wanted us to be circumsized we wouldn't have any foreskin at all.
>>155420280Wrong, he gave them to us as a test. It is for us to make the sacrifice as a show of fealty.
>>155420306This is why Hatemonger left his legion.
>>155420243Space King is not jewish.
>>155420597
>>155420618Tom and Don mentioned that nobody in the show is jewish. But one of the artists is a jewess and she threatened to quit if they didn't let her draw at least some sliced penises. I guess she was a load bearing artist and they let her have her way.
>>155420230Me too man.
>>155415590So heretical it requires two Hatemaces.
>>155416347Got better pic of the letter, i can barely read this
>>155422188Forgot the "?"
>>155417760>>155417809>Planetary governors pay their tithe of little boys to ensure a constant flow of alien slaves and concubines >Psycho warriors don't pay enough attention to realize most of the blapblap worlds they conquer are fallen coom dungeons >Blapblaps aren't even space faring
>>155422464lmao
>>155422464God, imagine if some of the boys are half aliens.
>>155368229>>155368487>>155368534>WORLD>IS MINE
Best boy.
I like that they made this canon.
>>155422714looks cooler too visually at least and from the looks of it he is just as good as the real deal? all i know is even the non canon tau marine was weaker than a marine
>>155422689>I SUMMON MACE OF HATE>THIS CARD ALLOWS ME TO CAUSE TWO FUNERALS
>>155349644THEY JUST HATE ALIENS, OK?
>>155371954A Covenant like team up of multiple aliens would be cool, besides a rival religion another option could be the aliens of various races are teaming up to defeat humanity because of the Psycho Warriors, maybe the God Weapon could organize the aliens to work together after Hatemonger taught it to hate humanity
>>155422797The problem with Tau marines is that they lack geneseeds. Meaning that they lack that supernatural genes that give true Space marines that supernatural edge to fight toe to toe with Daemons, Tyranids and Eldar sorcery alike so to speak.I guess the Blapper's imitation Psycho warriors lack the holy globules to make them proper PW's.
>>155423905gene seeds have magic?
>>155423913Yes. Gene seeds are based on the primarchs. Primarchs were given power through The Emperor stealing it from the warp.
>>155423933oh that retcon, ew
>>155423938Anon the Primarchs were established in 1989. When the setting was y'know actually being made & lore was barely getting set in stone.
>>155423952talking about stealing chaos power
>>155423956Why is that a problem?
>>155423960retcons are lame most of the time also a huge can of worms related to imperium opposing chaos then why have that dumb twist etc etcnot starting an argument
>>155423972Using what's evil in origin for good is a classic trope.
>>155423985came out of nowhere
>>155349644Funny thing, the mural in episode 1 has Spaceking surrounded by bikini alien babes. But he is covering his eyes and is about to torch the with a flame thrower.
>>155423913I mean I always imagined that the geneseeds are super-natural by nature.
>>155423991Everything about the past is shrouded in mystery. Psychic powers come from the warp. The primarchs abilities being tied to it makes sense.
>>155424004you know for a fact that they just came up with it for a cheap dumb twist and never planned for itagain I don't want to argue about 40k shit this is the last reply because this is a headache in the makingi wanna talk about spaceking
>>155424015It's nothing to be upset over. There's far far worse retcons & whole books that should be ignored for actually breaking canon. Emps stealing from Chaos causing the gods to directly oppose him fits perfectly.
>>155424032me no likey
>>155424048Well I find you rather shallow & pedantic.
>>155424120don't care if you do
>>155424132How dare you
>>155424158i know, daring
>>155422464It's a perfect system.
>>155355143As it turns out, you can get a ton of milage out of almost anything if you don't openly hate your viewers and your source material.
So Hatemonger is gay, right?
>>155425423na bro he just hates aliens
>>155425423You can't just keep the thread bumped by asking if Hatemonger is gay repeatedly.
>>155425464So anon is gay, right?
>>155425473What!? N-no.
>>155422714Must be some Blap-blap trick. I can't imagine any Psycho Warrior actually turning away from Space King.
>>155426162i think it's a buff blap blap or one in a mech
>>155425423NoOp is gayHatemonger hates aliens
>>155426267Blap Blap with artificial globules or a boy who wanted revenge on the Psycho Warriors for taking his brother.
>>155422188This is the best one I could find.
>>155426162>>155426298It seems that part of the Psycho Warrior creation process is basically having the boy mindwiped so it can be replaced with the mind of the Psycho Warrior. If the Blap-Blaps managed to get a hold of this technology and a willing(?) boy, they could simply skip this step in order to get a warrior who is willing to work with them.
>>155426298It should be a blap blap driving the armor like this
>>155426394Well it's possible.
>>155426395I like this answer as it would be the funniest visual. And could be cool seeing the fake Psycho Warrior meeting its first real one and he just gets ripped out of his little carriage.
>>155426394>>155426434the psycho was fucking foaming and yelling even before this step, i think shoving a clean globule without using this step after it will just lead to a feral psycho warrior
>>155426505If they're artificial they might not be made to be psycho.
>>155426505I think anyone would be foaming and yelling if they went through puberty in 0.1 second.
>>155426394I really hope they touch on where blank/0-generation globules come from.
>blap blap psycho warrior has severe daddy issues and is saved by introducing him to space king (and subsequently shot in the back of the head)
>>155426561Hypothesys: Arch-Phallos carries out The Ritual on the little boy testicles that are extracted during Psycho Warrior respawn. This turns the little nuts into the big nuts.
>>155427040I thought it'd be funny that, ff we take the progenoid gland comparison to it's ultimate conclusion, psycho warriors over time occasionally produce a third, blank globule, and because everything needs to be terrible, they pass it like a kidney stone in furious agony.
>>155416347>$200 for an aluminum lunchbox, lighter cover (not even an actual lighter) , a condom they specifically warn you not to actually use, a tiny little figurine, and a cup the gives you lead poisoning.Fuck me, I am so glad I didn't buy this.
>>155427743hey now at least they took the cup thing seriously and it was because of the chinese manufacturer or something like thatbut yeah not worth it, with 200 dollars id want a psycho armor replica built to scale
>>155427761True, they are handling the situation well and are replacing the cups but still definitely not worth it. I also just noticed how the lighter cover isn't even double sided.
>>155427837the figurine looks sweet at least
>>155427743It definitely feels more like a complimentary thing they send after tipping enough. The little figure and the cup are a good idea though. Just something I'd expect sold for closer to forty or so.
>>155428004for crying out loud how many bitches love this guy?
>>155428063People love a guy who commits to his bit.
>>155428766bit?
>>155349391>>155349446>>155349644I thought this was just a parody of Warhammer 40k, when did it get a fanbase and when did said fanbase become this fucking gay? The replies to >>155349644 are so reddit, holy hell.
>>155429122It is. Anon the first episode came out 2 years ago. And it's 5th episode came out 2 weeks ago with a boardgame patreon that reached over 4 million. Of course it has a fanbase.
>>155429198Ok, i've read the rest of the thread and i kinda get it now lol. Still, is the joke that not-Space Marines are fucking psychotic or that they're misogynists?
>>155429278they are called psycho warriors
>>155429311So they just hate anything weak and small?
>>155429278The joke is they're literally little boys in the bodies of adults given weapons.
>>155428107What a great .gif, mind if I save this one my friend?
>>155429325they are psychopathic, misogynistic, childish, aggressive and pissed off warriors who hate aliens and women but some more than others
>>155429360Is it like a commentary on WH40k and it's fanbase?
>>155429374no it's mostly an exaggeration of how marines act sometimes but it also grew to be it's own thinga lot of psychos can be uber competent
>>155429374No it's just the boys having fun.Remember fun anon?
>>155428063Women love Chads, anon.
>>155429571No, they don't. PUA con artists just want your money and devotion.
>>155429278Just watch the show it's free on youtube
>>155427743>and a cup the gives you lead poisoning.How else are you supposed to get psychosis if not from lead?
>>155429398>a lot of psychos can be uber competent
>>155429900I think Terry should kill Bryce.
>>155429900chip too and that map guy
>>155429409I don't think that murdering little girls is fun, no.
>>155430738That scene has filtered so many people. Blessed be Tom and Don for putting that in.
>>155429122Warhammer IS fucking gay anon. A bunch of manchildren angry at their father who made test tube babies at the expense of human civilization while also being satirical shade thrown at warmongering faggots who are into fascism unironically. That is why it is not as widely appreciated. Once you did deep enough into the lore, you realize that. Or not, and just make yourself look like a retard dipshit like the peeps elevating Orange Pedo in Chief.
>>155431167Boo hoo, nigger, sneed harder.
>>155431167You simply don't get it.
>>155431167Sorry fag. Only the chuds buy & play Warhammer.
>>155431237Worlds most famous Warhammer fans:>1. Henry Cavil Chud>2. Sargon of Akkad Gigachud>3. Archcast>Gigachud
>>155430473SPACE KING NO
>>155431272Exactly.
>>155431101I am still not sure whyI mean the first scene ever is a half naked boy getting abducted by a man strapped in power armor.If that doesn't tell you what kind of show and humor this shit is going to be then I don't know what to say.
>>155431167>Warhammer not being widely appreciated
>>155431337No, it isn't. Spewing imbecilic memes doesn't change that fact. It's an expensive, niche hobby for manchildren, like cape comic books.
>>155431771You said "appreciated" you faggot, never said "consoomed" don't try to weasel your way out just because you can't accept that the "racist chud powerfantasy" has more traction than what you feel comfortable with.>niche hobby for manchildrenI fucking wish, because then we wouldn't have shit like this.
>>155387926>>155389399He is oddly mature
>>155432209>He is very mature for his squad
>>155431167>Warhammer is gay because people are butthurt about the emperor >Anyway speaking of Trump, I hate him and his supporters so muchLmao anon, you just couldn't be any more retarded.
>>155432209considering he is difficult to kill and by that i mean the need to extract his globules many theorize he just aged and matured enough through time
>>155423933Never liked that retcon. It just takes away from the emperor's achievement. Originally he spent tens of thousands of years perfecting genetic engineering to make the primarchs. Now he just goes to the warp and is like "hey give me 20 demons. K, thanks." and makes 20 primarchs What exactly the fuck stops the chaos powers from just pumping more and more primarchs themselves if they are the provider of the main element to make one?
>>155432321Need Daddy Emps golden seed.Why you think they keep trying to rape him?
>>155432321He can do both & it makes more sense to do both to make the perfect superhuman generals.
>>155432249>respondingoh no... you got me fag
>>155423938>reconanon, stop being a retardmost of the recons(lore) are 20+ years oldthe story was always shityou pick and choose the best bitsas all is canon and nothing is
>>155432372So we came to the part of the leftists discourse strat where you start to act retarded? Or you actually thought that was a clever comeback?
>>155432423>leftestoh you sweaty summer manchild
>>155429122It’s satirizing how gay the WH40k fanbase actually is you retars
>>155432617You are actually retarded, ok thank you for clarifying.
>>155432655>Leftoid so mindbroken by propaganda that can't comprehend the concept of laughing at yourself.
>>155432209I have a feeling we saw why with how many times he sacrificed himself but came back. Guy is just too fucking hard to kill and he actually developed more than any of the other Psycho Marines we've seen who keep having to be reborn.
>>155432371Yes and no. Because he can do both, be shouldn't need to go to the warp and ask for stuff. He's the strongest psyker mankind has ever had.
>>155432782Where do you think psychic abilities come from? He can't give them extra psychic powers himself.
>>155350346>Why would they need comfort slaves? They're serving Space Kingso like japanese, huh?yet they..https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comfort_women
>>155432749That was my favorite joke from the episode, the Noble Sacrifice played three times in a row and Chip fucking tanking it the three times like a champ.It reminds me of the idea of>It would be hilarious if they continue to set deathflags on this character, and he actually survives. He goes to go back home to his family and his loving wife and daughter.
So, it's agreed we're all voting for "Casualty of War blipblap" for Ms. /co/ 2027, yes?Comfort blipblap simulation?
>>155432844Did the filthy xeno even made it to the quarter finals?
>>155432844no
>>155432869Nah, I think only the Female Psycho Warrior managed to get enough support to be nominated but she for sure didn't make it to the first round.
>>155391133Foid nerds are the worlds most vocal minority, almost all studies prove this, 90% of girls need pandering to care about shit, after that they are harder to keep interested after age 13 in anything but live action slop that also panders to them. The number of women into that shit is still minimal as is the number of women generally speaking, with most making a big hoopla about things to convince you otherwise.I think years of controlled exposure over the years has brain rotted most nerds into forgetting 89% of women are still extracted and purified normgroid ultra like >>155404276 said. "Filler people" and bio mass, most of whom would have no clue what the fuck you're talking about on a date because the last cartoon they watched was Polly Pocket, and they're watching Heated Rivalry in all their free time now. Sharing interests with a woman is a nice thought but most of the time you'll just have to talk down to them while using their bodies because they aren't going to relate to you ever.
>>155425423He's joyous about all the hating he gets to do, if that's what you mean.
Hatemonger hates women, and he still says he's not gay
