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kanaya
Dersecest :)
>>155455348im the type of dreamer thats naked in the dreams
ARTISTS! reply to this with your latest work.
>>155455474
>>155455474fantroll of mine
>>155455487aura farmer
>>155455611the guy in the bg? yeah i tried to make it look cool
Now, Witches control their Aspect to an a8surd de6ree (Jade 8ein6 a8le to manipulate Space itself, Damara fuckin6 with the timeline so hard it doomed literally EVERYONE ever)And Void... is the Aspect of non-existence, 8asically. So reasona8ly, (one of) the most powerful (non-Hope or Ra6e) players to exist would 8e a Witch of Void. Lord En6lish? Voided, now he doesn't exist. Don't have an item? That void has 8een Voided, now you have the item. You'd have the a8ility to create literally anythin6, and disappearify literally anythin6. It's just ridiculous
>>155455638Lord english is a lord. Which has more control over shit than a witch does. But most of your other assertions are somewhat on the mark. Witch of Breath is the real coolest classpect. No bias of course.
>>155455343imagine the cuddles
oh quirkfag is here
>>155455732Yep
>>155455474i just found the pen to my graphics tablet yesterday that has been lost since i moved around a lot over the past yearhttps://mspfa.com/?s=66776&p=94
>>155455732the only guy doing class analisys and youre complaining
>>155455745you!
wtf boy. the whole gang back?
>>155455745Wow. You have been spoken of in legends anon. This thread has sincerely missed you. It is nice to finally see you emerge.
>>155455773wow! you!!>>155455794lol i doubt thats true but thank you!!davejade!! :D <3
>>155455702moar fatties
>>155455950holy shit saving this for my personal collection
>>155455950inb4 the meulin nazi one gets posted
>>155455867Ahhhh It all adds up. The similarly typed davejade posts. Similar mannerisms to what I myself have. I shall hereby refer to you as "DaveJade Anon" I suppose I had already known you. But I would like to say again it's nice to finally meet you. I am JohnJade anon. When I first came on these threads, people would talk about you quite consistently. Perhaps that has faded by now, but, still feels like meeting a legendary figure.
>>155456003most people here called me jadeanon because i typed like her!! there was other reasons as well but i think thats how the name stuck. but thank you jjanon you seem very nice :)
>>155456049Of course :) Lol, I ended up with my name because of my nigh all consuming obsession and constant advertisement of a single ship.I never thought i would see this day. Frankly I somewhat resigned to the thought that you had moved on from this little corner of the Internet. I'm glad I was wrong. More artists are always wonderful. If I may ask, do you draw other things as well besides mspfa? I would love to see any other art you have :)
>>155456003>>155456049Einstein and Tesla meeting ITT
>>155455950fat bitches <3
>>155456097not really, especially not recently! like i said i had to move a looot within the last year and i had lost my graphics tablet so i havent drawn like anything besides some shitty basedjaks of some friends and i drew this fumo of a character of mine with a mouse once but thats it. is all of your art johnjade?>>155456118which am i..
>>155455745how does one make videos for fanventures?
>>155456295so that one i made was actually frame by frame in photoshop! if youre going the patrician's route you would pirate adobe flash and make it in that, but realistically you could make it in anything and just convert the file and upload it
I 6uess, speakin6 of classpects, the least powerful Aspect (in a fi6ht) would pro8a8ly 8e Life. Which makes sense, actually. And of course, the least powerful Class would 8e a Pa6e (unactualized). Actualized, the least powerful would pro8a8ly 8e 8ard. In relation to Classpect powers, not freymotifs and the like. So the least powerful Classpects would pro8a8ly 8e 8ard of Life and Pa6e of Life. In my estimation.>>155455781i 6uess so? now we need Eridanie1 8ack... (who apparently posted last month??)>>155455698Yeah, LE does have more control over Time than a Witch does over Void, 8ut come on. Yes, he's already here, 8ut he's not invulnera8le, re6ardless of his immortality. Hell, John pro8a8ly could've retconned his ass out of existence (8ut chose not to??), and that little 8itch LE decided to do nothin6 a8out it. So I do think a Witch of Void would have a 6ood chance a6ainst him (I mean, fuckin6 Tavros tanked hits from him, so he can't 8e that fuckin6 stron6)
>>155456331hows the reread (which will be followed by bc) going big guy?
>>155456183hahaha, far from it. Despite my passionate love of JohnJade art, most of what i draw is decidedly *not* JohnJade. I do however have a multi chapter fan fiction i have been working on since the beginning of the year, a remake of the comic "3 Years" By pancakestein. Instead i draw all sorts of homestuck things, and even original characters i often post here. >>155455483 is an example.There is too much to post, i have drawn quite a bit this year, so I shall just post this drawing. But yeah thats my art :)
fuck it i will also post this one, because i can.
>>155456424>>155456447oh wow! thats really cool!! :D i should really branch out and make more art but im kinda stupid and this gives me a lot of inspiration
>>155456373A dog always returns to his vomit
>>155456508what classpect is juniper? If i may ask. I have a small idea hehehe.
jade i drew last night to stave away the suicidal thoughts
>>155456561im not even joking i took thousands of aspect tests and got witch of space no matter which i took i used to have an image of all of the results on an old ssd i havent hooked up to my new pc yet and she was just some self insert so
>>155456331To add on to this, I'll 6o down the list:>Witches, Princes, and Thievesthey have o8vious offensive capa8ility, as we've seen>Kni6htOnly Kni6ht we've seen use powers was Dave, makin6 time-clones. So we know that a Kni6ht of Time, at the least, has offensive capa8ilities>Ma6es and Seers8ein6 a8le to see (and/or predetermine) the future is a 6ood thin6 to have, yes. I'll say it's of avera6e offensive capa8ility, when applied in very specific ways>SylphThe Healer Class. Pro8a8ly has very little, if any offensive capa8ility, now that I think a8out it.>Maid and HeirMaids and Heirs have 8een shown to 8e a8le to offensively use their powers, 8ut Heirs don't seem to 8e a8le to really control it, which 6ives them more defensive than offensive use. Maids are mine thou6h.>Pa6eWe've never seen a Pa6e actually do anythin6, ever. 8ut from what we've heard, they have massive potential, rivallin6 Lords, so pro8a8ly a lot?>Ro6uepro8a8ly a8out the same as a Thief, desu.>8ard8ard powers are (shown to 8e) just dream-8ased (with 6amzee doin6... picrel). So a 8ard of Life would pro8a8ly 8e una8le to actually physically hurt someone with their powers in a fi6ht.>>155456376literally have not started. The residual caffeine from the 24oz can of Monster I drank yesterday approximately 20 hours a6o is really the only thin6 keepin6 me up ri6ht now pro8a8ly. Anyways, I promise I will definitely eventually reread Homestuck (and post a8out it here). Thou6h, actually, I did read a8out ~8 pa6es in. So that's somethin6, 8ut really it's nothin6.
>>155456594If it makes you feel any better i *also* get witch of space very consistently. (though i have surmised that witch of breath is far more suited to me)BUT YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS. MORE WITCHES TO DRAW!
>>155456615aw thank you! i actually miss making fan adventure stuff because thats where most of my art was going to, i had even planned on collaborating something w/ moonrunes at some point we had a discussion about it but unfortunately the whole reason i was doing it in the first place kinda fell apart...
jade to jade communication ITT. someone please save john from these witches. hes going to die from snu snu at this rate.
i dont give a shit what anyone thinksthe homestuck animated show will be kino
>>155456573dont kill youself. maybe one day youll become the character that you like.
>>155456573sorry i got distracted but i think this jade you drew is omega cute. I love your art anon <3. I dont wanna baby talk you but i am being sincere with all that. So uh yeah :D
>>155456784first based contrarian opinion in months
>>155456784agreed
>>155456784This but specifically ichellor's show
>the booru doesn't have a braces taggay
>>155456940they need to replace ultdirk's kamina fit with a maid cafe outfit instead
>>155457018Why would you want to search for that?
This is your sign to read Bell's Dumb Adventurehttps://mspfa.com/log/?s=72571
>>155457207do it for her.
>>155457241>suspicious choker placementAre you sure?
>>155457311just fucking read itplease
>>155456791>>155456810thank you you too ;v;
>>155457084Actually I'm about to upload a pic that happens to have braces and I've assumed some entrepreneurial bracesfag already had this as a tag
>>155456573adorable jadehope you feel a little better since last night. try to treat yourself to something comforting in times like these or have a change of pace
Can the beyond canon team bring back Kankri and Aranea (not the bitch one that fumbled in gamer over) from the void and let them run a book shop please, could we also have them both do little intermissions together for lore dumps.....I think that would be neat!
i think this is informative so im sharing it
>>155457207what page do they spitroast her (or do i have to give cash to see that)
>>155457775
>>155457775i was hoping she did this eventuallynever enough studies on hero mode
>>155457795
>>155457819
>>155457844
what should i draw next to kk.
>>155457856
>>155457697>Aranea>not the bitch oneAnon wants Aranea with nothing
>>155457775Do you guys think trollcall gets off to the fact the every single person in hsg would fuck her?
>>155457893my god I need fire emblem + homestuck crossover
>>155458019please don't rope us into your fetish
>>155458019im not included in that buddy
>>155458074>ustalk for yourself nigga i would lick away at her fermented fish fillet until shes raw from friction
>>155458168ok
>>155458168dont put in so much effort, her ip is banned and she cant call you a fag for this
tfw ill never be able to talk to troll call, why live.
>>155458199fuck
>>155458199>her ip is banned and she cant call you a fag for this>Too retarded to flush her ip Trollcall....
>>155458074speak for yourself, Anon. WE would all fuck her
i dont even care about fucking her, i just wanna talk to her, i think shes cool ;-;
>>155458019its so fucking annoying how she says "kek" every sentence. WE DONT TALK LIKE THAT CMON NOW.
>>155458281i think shes just doing a bit.
>>155458281Yeah I've always found it grating when someone unironically uses kek or>thisoutside of 4chins. I don't know why someone would want to signal that they come here, or worse, pretend that they do. We aren't cool. Nobody thinks we're cool except morons who watched too many Internet Historian videos a decade ago.
>>155458281I do
>>155458315i do unironically >do this outside of this site>in fact i did this before i started using the siteits just kind of habit now, its the perfect way to describe a situation in a non standard linguistic fashion.
>>155458281the /vg/ board still does all the time
>>155458281>newfag doesn't understand that we say "kek" every sentencejust kek'd rn
>>155458281>its so fucking annoying how she says "kek" every sentence.I think she is also a lolcow user and they have a habit of using kek so fucking much like the unfunny foids they are
>>155458337If you need intellectual cover, angle brackets were used to quote lines in emails for decades before 4chan turned them into green text quotes
>>155458361thank you
>>155458357Every lolcow and crystal cafe user needs to be put into a mating press, this is non negotiable
>>155458357lolcow hates fujos so i doubt it
>>155458438some but I'm pretty sure a good chunk moved here https://fujochan.org/
Say something nice about red wife
Sexo with Bobo.
>>155458435>crystal cafeI remember when it was exposed that the mods and some jannys were troons and the website had it's riot, good times
hmm
>>155458463no one posts there it's basically a dead board
>>155458510i stay away from those sites, the more niche you get the more concentrated the completely rancid energy.
>>155458496She looks like she kills human men
>>155458525>the queen of female homestuck asses herself twerks in front of you in person>don't get a tentWhy is Karkat such a gay homosexual?
>>155457873spades slick stabbing him
>>155458496It's really cool that cancer can just get up and walk around like that
>>155458685Well its gotta reach you eventually.
Tavros!
https://x.com/weeklyyay/status/2097805843773247602?s=20
>>155458559are crystalcafe and fujochan really that bad? that's a shame
>>155458836Everything you could accuse /soc/ and /cgl/ of they can do it worse
Say something nice about the place where Earth-C was bornhttps://files.catbox.moe/9lao17.png
>>155458836im sure if you played by their rules you could go under the radar, but i doubt i would be able to get along nicely. It takes a certain type of girl to take that kind of place and im not that type at all. Also i doubt they shota post that much so is it of any use for me?
>>155458852People sure spend a lot of time thinking about this don't they
>>155458836Imo fujochan is pretty okay, at the very least it didn't strike me as a 24/7 seethefest like lolcow is
>>155458852i do this
>>155458836>are crystalcafe and fujochan really that bad? that's a shameCrystal cafe has no active moderation, they have a bunch of words that are "bannable". Straight up perma ban you for some reason (I got banned for saying something was "poor")fujo is just dead and way too niche to be used There's also witchan but it's really only used by lolcow hipsters and as a bunker when lolcow is down for maintenance
>>155458852Doesn't this imply Kanaya and Karkat also fucked Skaia?
>>155458884Well, if you were a fan of Dave and you realized that every timeline ends with him fumbling it you have to question if the dick really was the hard line despite him being gay or if it was the fact that it was a dog dickThen you recall Jade used said dick to fuck Rose, which resulted in a dog baby that was ready to come out in less than 2 months meaning then you follow the pipeline of questioning if her dick is green & glows and if she's still radioactive or eating irradiated steaks in secret. All Jade adulthood questions eventually lead to the dog and dick half because of the epilogues saying she got dog hormones flowing after a few years. Then the pipeline circles back to the fact she technically was the one to impregnate Skaia with the frog which leads to Earth-C and how she describes ultimate Jade
>>155458957Karkat maybe, Kanaya is more of a birther herself than a fucker, unlike most she isn't even stated to have officially fucked Rose since they adopted instead. Meaning it was likely a full Karkat Job while she cheered him on and gave him some refreshments after. Maybe tagged in if you think Karkat couldn't do it
>>155458855please dont leave us to go there anon
>>155458991dont count on it, sounds lame to me. i barely even like other threads. im not really built for 4chan threads @-@ Im really only here because im just THAT autistic for homestuck. and because, homestuck fans are so cucked that if i bring up ANYTHING i would get insta banned.
>>155458960that impregnation was 100% on rose but nobody is going to admit it. rose wanted to self destroy herself and her relationship with kanaya.
>>155455348Why do you keep adding the stuff and the messed up title in the OP?
>>155459052how is the title messed up
>>155458281That's her typing quirk you insensitive clit.
>>155459063+ Fan works. It's already covered by being Homestuck related. Any further elaboration is just autistically in-depth for no reason.
>>155459052i feel like it, thats about it.
>>155459131Evanis my beloved.....why did your creator abandon you.
>>155459166You should stop it.
>>155459195ill consider it just for you anon
>>155458960davejade mentioned!! :D
>>155459224once i finish with juniper ill draw some davejade just for you
Vriska...
@Meruzis btw twitter
>>155459209dont consider it. theres no downsides to keeping that op.
>>155459301But no one likes it and people have been giving the one guy who keeps making it a thing shit since he first started doing it
>>155458256her fujo stink is numbing her 4chan senses
>>155459235aww thats incredibly sweet!
>>1554593801. its not just one guy2. people dont complain about it every thread, you just dont like it
>>155459504>its not just one guySays one guy
>>155459531Nah I copy pasted it too
im makin barbaque pizza right now
>>155459554Why couldn't have Hussie been into the Wutang Clan instead
>>155459569if only
>>155459554send food pics or else.
>>155455370The slayer of OG /hsg/
>>155459554She thinks life's just chocolate and chips.
I've consistently 6otten Void on Classpect quizes.........I was 6onna 6o on a pity party and 6o "woe is me, i'm so depressed" and talk a8out Aspect inversions and shit. 8ut then i took a 8unch of Classpect quizzes just to make sure.TWO DIFFERENT CLASSESFOUR DIFFERENT* FUCKIN6 ASPECTSwhat is the fucking TRUTH*Void and Li6ht are Aspect pairs, so I 6uess you could MAY8E (may8e) ar6ue somethin6 a8out it, 8ut come onam I just that fuckin6 emotionally inconsistent??????
do people like edgy homestuck aus
>>155459608*three.meant three different classes. Which makes it worse.fucking Prince of 8reath... fuckin6 8REATH????????
>>155459608>what is the fucking TRUTHThe truth is that most of these quizzes are made by retards and suck millions of niggerdicks each(never yours though, getting head is not a part of your character arc)
>>155459645>most of these quizzes are made by retardsYeah, 8ut the thin6 is that my results have 8een fairly consistently Void (or Li6ht) for a loooon6 time. Fuckin6 Time and 8reath are just unprecedented. Hell, I even 6ot Prince of Void on this Classpect quiz 8efore
>>155459686well that's just fucking rude of you
>>155459686anon this is a nice redraw- FUCK YOU
>>155459608idk, sometimes i get light, sometimes i get space(matches with your void). on that game one i got seer of light. it depends.im going to do the game one again since its been months
>>155459169i need to plow her, where is she from
>>155459758*seer of hope actually
Sonyashx dropped another banger
>>155459693That classpect quiz is godawful. Yeah, it's pretty, but the underlying logic and theory(eg. pic related) are just fucking completely nonsensical fanfictionI remember when /hsg/ took it that one time and nearly everyone ended up having canon character classpects for some reason
>>155459793>that eyeHoly shit this is great
>>155459798soo many people got prince of heart HAHAHA. it was so funny seeing that everyone is a dirk
>>155459764LEPIDOPTERAhttps://mspfa.com/?s=64522&p=1Prepare to be let down with only...ONLY 41 pages....
>>155459831Also>mfw we'll never get troll gerard way in full
>>155459828I'd rather get Dirk than what I actually got Eridan
>>155459878yeah everyone got eridan too it was so funny
we should do that game quiz again. to see if the result changed after months.
>>155459758>>155459798i see. well i 6uess a 50 question test can't 8e all THAT accurate. i 6uess.
>>155459900Why not? Four months ago:
>>155459921i would like to take this quiz!
>>155459921whats the name of it again?
>>155459831imagine the armpit sex
>>155459953skaian surveyhttps://thankshrew.itch.io/skaian-survey
>>155459914You could make a 1000 question test and it wouldn't matter if the underlying premises are just wrong.The "4chan test" or whatever has a few flaws(imo bard questions overemphasize the artfag part) but it's more trustworthy overall while still being pretty damn thorough
>>155459921And today. I just had lunch, maybe it affected my score.(I got a lot of questions I did not get last time.)
>>155458845>>155458855>>155458901>>155458931was hoping for a true place I could sperg out about my husbando and the dead fandom he's in but I guess you guys are stuck with me sperging out about dirkdave instead
>>155460151as long as you listen to me spurg about johnjade ill listen about dirk dave.
i do not care for classpects. they insist upon themselves
>>155459976The 4chan test called me Satan, which is nice
>>155460168oh I'll do more than just listen to you, I've been cheering you on this whole time!
>>155460151i find that great honestly. we coulld sperg out together
>>155460171Blood/doom player spotted
>>155459611If they didn't there wouldn't be so much edgeshit/edgekino on mspfa
>>155459611If the Rose gets an abortion AU didn't already exist I would be obliged to create it
Almost got me.Read Mythraic Here: https://mspfa.com/?s=71619&p=1
>>155459900crazy, but i still think i was uncertain in some answers i also took this test not so while ago and got prince of time, but didn't saved it
>>155459900sure but some stuff I have to wing, such as whatever the fuck the "everybody knows I'm 'that' guy" option is. what the fuck does that even mean
>>155460591It means you're that guy
>>155459914>>155459900did it again. seer of light. i guess it matches because i was seer of hope earlier
>>155460553Literally just read through the new pages and wondered why didn't you drop an upd8
>>155460553https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmQURfZLoMs
who gon be the slyph of space to my seer of light?
>>155460201thank you prospitcest nation and you specifically anon.
You people would genuinely better off repeatedly pestering AI about classpecting than taking these shitty tests.
i dabble in drawing but how the fuck would my sexy (male) trollsona's horns look like?
>>155460731Since you asked, the deer antlers of that one chick from Gumball
>>155460753CUTE!
>>155460723Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the most racist homestucker of them all
I got Heir of Mind on this one
>>155458620based
>>155460608ok well I'm choosing that option then
>>155460591Lurk on /tg/ and it should give you an idea, they love that term
>>155460820A more in-depth explanation is from /tg/, which holds that "that guy" is a person notorious for his behavior that does not rise to the level of antisocial but is still off-putting enough to be remarked on.>>155460855*tips fedora*
>>155460723thanks for the advice
>>155460873Dirk...
>>155460873brobrobro is dirk...
Bear witnessis your aspect goober a winner or a chud
>>155460938I'd drink a beer with Mindy and we'd probably mudwrestle later
>>155460731The easiest choice is making horns even just part of them in that shape. You could base them on the hypothetical lusus' horns(if it would have any) or just harmonize them with the troll's overall theme(whatever would sexy male horns entail) like it's the case with the hotdog guy
>>155460731three horns could be cool
>>155460873>that snark at the beginningShiiit I can't believe they made Hal real
>>155459975wow!! who woulda thought!!
>>155460938My aspect isn't there...
>>155460723No thats less fun. I demand humanslop.
what the fuck I am NOT a breath player
>>155461248https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQCbbTXqAK4
a week left of summer. get drunk with me tonight hsg
>>155461097please dont be in the same room with >>155460615
>>155461316good fuck summer. winter is where it's all at
>>155461206Then read a dozen of needlessly long essays about classpecting until you've become an expert yourself instead of relying on shitty tests that ask if you if you like pineapple pizza
>>155461338NOT where i live. imagine if we're next door neighbors
>>155460873>bardhi I'm here to ruin the session
>>155461370that anon who is the grinch:
Pineapple pizza enjoyers are all dersitesProve me wrong
>>155461680i'm a dersite i hate pineapple pizza
>>155461680>>155461729im prospit and i love pineapple pizza :D
halfassed godtier trollsona doodle
>>155461985Shave your arms
>>155462013hilarious post
>>155462013nah i'm already quite good with using razors there :))
>>155461985cute! let's all draw our trollsonas i the whiteboard!
>>155462037Thats good, in my experience arm hair is really annoying to shave. You'd think because there isn't that much of it it would be easy to remove but unless you get rid of all of it it doesn't really look like you've shaved (unless you've got like a whole rainforest on there)
>>155462037Im bleeding my heart out over here
>>155462115maybe see a doctor about that internal bleeding is bad
I was 6onna do a thin6 where i draw every sin6le homestuck panel, like how i drew Aranea every day for ~100-200 days, 8ut I did the calculationsI just did THREE drawin6s, and I'm only on pa6e 3. With the sheer amount of reused assets use, I can't possi8ly compete, 8ecause it'd take ~3000 days (8 years) for me to do all the panels at this rateWhich is just ridiculous. May8e I should 8e more selective...? Idk
>>155462458you dont even post daily then say this stuff. are you sure you cam stick to being consistent
>>155462609>are you sure you cam stick to being consistentnot at all! 8ut I sure can try 8DI hope
>>155462242Im voidbound so my heart is bleeding nothing
>>155462896rare gamkat w
>>155460615More like queer of soap
>>155462700okay. now can you read bc for me real quick fr fr
>>155462896common gamkat L
>>155462974rare? do you what the gamkat artists are capable of?
>>155463091know
i would really really like to know your opinion on this image and ship
>>155463167usually not those moralfags who whines about the dancestors ages but i'd frankly kill myself before i ever ship that faggot cronus with anybodyin other words? i don't like this image nor ship anon, sorry...
>>155463167please share whatever meth you're using with us
>>155463250>>155463293i did not make this image. i was baffled when i saw it
>>155459900Prince of time on thisHeart on the extended zodiacPrince of Rage on the OG classpect quizDerse leaning in generalit's always going to be a What Kind of Girl Are You type quiz with underlying flaws but I like when they validate my biasesthe only true classpect evaluation comes from forcing Andrew Hussie to do it for you by detaining him and forcing them to internalise your whole life story before coming up with an answer
https://specstuck.com/story/0178/Specstuck updated again
>>155463167>dagger is a larperits daggover. worst yaoi award.
>>155463444are you talking about a certain artist
Which fanadventure should I read if I just want to goon? Doesn't have to be straight up nsfw but if the characters are hot enough, then I'll still goon to them anyways
>>155463529Drinking Problem
>>155461985super nice trollsona anon, i think its awsome :))))
Hey I was gone for 2 weeks what porn have I missed last I saw we were in the middle of a horse cock arc
>>155463596nta but that one is strictly for the goons. nobody has ever said "i read Drinking problem for the plot!'
>>155463660we not on the horse cock arc anymore anon
>>155463647You missed Skye's birthday on 9/11 and must now cut yourself to atone
>>155463660I read drinking problem for the strong art direction. Also im ten feet in the closet
which arc you liked more?>braces arcor >horse cock arc
>>155463660He was asking for goons
>>155463685dont do the cutting part actually
>>155463732horse cock slams
>>155463732Standing up for the straight resistance
>>155455732We're all 30+ years old now, why haven't we asserted cultural dominance over the internet and normalised typing quirks? Frankly I think we're all cowards for not doing it.
>>155463792braces had more longevity and aura moments
>>155463819very bold to assume everyone here is 30+
>>155463846>aura momentshorse cock wins in that deparetment
>>155463848The newgens are hiding to avoid getting groomed in our Discord
hi guys. im a knight of time, is this where the self harm arc starts or do i have to skip a few months?
>>155463882the artfag groomcord strikes again....
>>155463882how could you groom when 4chan is 18+?
>>155463732huge fan of the semi-dirkdave arc we had going on
Okay, I know Jake's a Hope player, 8ut... come on. Like, you have to have somethin6 wron6 in the head to see a facsimile of your (ex-8oy)friend and not 6o "wow haha am i fucking schizophrenic". For that matter, Jake's a retard (real hot take, I know) for just accepting 8rain Ghost Dirk as a thin6 that just exists. Like he's out here talkin6 to him and shit. If I saw somethin6 like that I'd 8e freakin6 the fuck out man.I 6uess it's the perks (downsides) of 8ein6 a Hope player>>155463053hm well.... why not. Fuck it>>155463932Anon, if everyone here was 18+ 3/4s of every 8oard would 8e 6one
>>155463932Operant conditioning knows no age silly
>>155463892>self harm arcthat could be interesting
>>155463941Same
4chan is a site so old and putrid that only edgy teenagers larpers would like to go here
>>155463848You got me there honestly.Still, how can we all be such big pussies that we're afraid to have a little fun while the average person spends all day watching shortform ai generated slop and getting into arguments with bots. Who are we even afraid of being judged by anymore?
>>155460753>>155460994i went with both these horn designs because fuck it
>>155459900First time I've taken a quiz and got something that wasn't void
>>155463941>hadno no it's still in motion
>>155464007Excellent, well doneWhat a trustworthy looking troll
>>155464002The last time hsg had fun it decided it hated it and declared it illegalBy sheer coincidence the threads were banned from /co/ for years
>>155463941>>155464019i mean, we could start it now. but other arcs were themes. not ships. that is very important because it allows people to draw characters in concepts. not being restricted by a ship but you could make it a trend. trends are different
>>155464088draw dirkdave as your favorite homestuck character
let me explain what a trend is by hsg terms:a trend is basically when a artist IIT with brainworms about a ship that they like. and by drawing it enough times they infect the brainworms into the other anons. this has happened many times, it being johnjade, johnkat and dirkdave
Why does 8rain Ghost (is the "ghost" capitalized?) Dirk posin6 so zestily for Jake??Is 8rain Ghost Dirk a fi6ment of Jake's ima6ination first which then 6ains form from Jake's Hope powers, or is he a su8conscious creation from Jake's Hope powers, without Jake ima6inin6 him?In the first place, 8rain ghost Dirk appeared 8EFORE Jake 6odtiered, so Jake reasona8ly wouldn't have any powers then, there8y makin6 him:>schizophrenic>delusional>very, very, very ima6inativeOn that point, Jane (in ori6inal Homestuck. Yes, I know I'm di6ressin6 from 8eyond Canon, 8ut stick with me here) has unconscious Life-y powers that she uses to un-kill herself... despite not havin6 6od-tiered???Where the FUCK are the Harley8erts 6ettin6 their fuckin6 powers from???????
>>155464146not horsecock though, horsecock is eternal
I realllllllllly don't like (Vriska) 8ein6 around Vriska (Vrissy).She's a 8ad influence, thou6h that doesn't need to 8e said. 6od I just really can't fuckin6 stand her. I'm crossin6 my fin6ers that Vrissy is a different Classpect than her and/or has a different personality the farther I 6o into this. I'm on my FUCKIN6 hands and knees PLEASE don't turn out to 8e Vriska 3.5 (since there's 8een a looooot of Vriskas).
>>155464169bro you are reading it how do you not know
bobo's hoofs on my face
>>155464254just look at her cute clothes. do you think shes going to be like vriska?
>>155464254vriska should groom vrissy into going down on her nook sloppy
>>155464315better than being with a bum like harry
>>155464254what kind of music does vrissy listen to
>>155464264I don't pay attention to capitalization too much when I'm readin6 8/>>155464306I'd say it's more errin6 on the side of hot rather than cute, 8ut... the only reason Vriska's who she is ri6ht now is that she's tried to emulate Mindfan6. So reasona8ly, Vrissy COULD try to emulate Vriska, and emulate Mindfan6 8y proxy. So it's possi8le>>155464315I a6ree>>155464336I disa6ree. Harry is a nice youn6 man. If anythin6, he deserves 8etter.
>>155464340Burial Goods
prev board reposthttps://strawpoll.com/e6Z2AxRP6gNhttps://strawpoll.com/e6Z2AxRP6gN
>>155464374Oops, for6ot to add my commentary for the screenshot:I 6et the pun. WhATEver turns into Wh8ver. 8ut "ate" doesn't make the 8 sound in this case. Additionally, how the FUCK did Vrissy coincidentally come up a similar typin6 quirk as Vriska when they've never met? Does Vrissy even LIKE spiders??Y'know it'd actually 8e more compellin6 if Vrissy started off similar to Aranea (yes, I'm 8iased), and then 6ot CORRUPTED 8y Vriska, 6radually adoptin6 8s in her typin6 quirk like John almost did that one time. It'd 8e so fuckin6 6ood 8ut nooooooooo we just need another alt 6irl to add to the SLOP PILE
>>155464374on a scale of 1/10 how hard are you cumming on your screen if aranea ever shows up in bc?
>>155464404I came up with an elaborate scenario for this and well I think I need to go take a shower
Okay... Vrissy's pretty cute. 8ut that Hu6e 8itch 8ein6 in the same frame as her is really ruinin6 it>>155464466pro8a8ly around an 8 out of 10. I need to save some for when I reread Homestuck, of course
>>155464495share with the class anon
>>155464503that bitch is going to have his ass handed to him soon dont you worry
6enuinely, what is this face supposed to express? Is he supposed to 8e smu6?? His smu6 aura mocks me nonetheless
>>155464631.....wait a sec
>>155464631alright dude. he did not fucking say that
>>155464631egbert genes. face and racism alike
the worse aura loss of all time
>>155464088how about a dirkdave for every arc then? going forward (and maybe backwards too), I'll draw them in the current arc
>>155464687Yeah he really said he hates grayskins
>>155464169why is his ASS so
>>155464722what is the current arc? i really want to know
Wait. Why the fuck did they carry 6amzee with them? Why not flee the scene? It's not like there's any evidence for them killin6 him in the first place. They could've also may8e 8urried him.Man. Vrissy was such a retard for comin6 up with that. And here I thou6ht Li6ht players were supposed to 8e smart...>>155464747cus he's a slut. All Princes are, really
>>155464760I think we're starting to lean into a self-harm arc? there's been lots of talk about it, lots of anons into it, but not much art of it yet
>>155464760the MSPFA arcWe got active promoters here for the first time in months
>>155464721Not even close
>>155464811ehh i dont know about that. i didnt read that guys comic i wouldnt know. the mspfa arc happened like a year ago when prisoune bound was REALLY REALLY popping.
Okay. So I have conflictin6 feelin6s. On one hand, Calliope is a weird 6reen skeleton 8itch (I mean... I 6uess I'd smash despite that, 8ut still), 8ut on the other hand... I find alt-Calliope-possessed Jade to 8e hot. Honestly waifu material.Honestly... waifu material.>>155464779would've 8een 8ased as fuck if they added /ss/ in 8eyond Canon, instead of do6 cock futa and netorare and meme namin6s and fuckin6 VRISKA HELL-TIERalso, sauce?
>>155464893you havent even reached vriska hell tier yet. shut up you bum
>>155464869that actually made me realize that a lot of the constant discussion around prisounebound has been dead for a bit now which is honestly good imo. not to say the comic looks bad persay but the constant gassing up about it being /OURCOMIC/ just because of the creators posting here was gay. especially gayer with people being obsessed with them fucking each other that one time
>>155464944We're still here, waiting for upd8They're on break for a few more weeks
It really IS fucked up that alt jadeiope isn't horny. Should've made her horny as fuck, that would've improved everythin6 I think>>155464942I can still comment on the ridiculousness of it even if I don't have the full context Like come on. Fuckin6 "hell tier". As of now, I can't think of it as anythin6 8ut silly, 8ut we'll see...
>>155464957it updated a few days ago
Y'know, at a certain point, if you have the technology to just synthesize shit, why don't you just make pure fucking caffeine and inject it into your veins? Why even drink mud water if you can get your caffeine kick without havin6 to do any of this?
i find it hilarious that Beyond Canon is updating faster then 70% popular msfpas. like thats so funny
>>155465034The break is over?
>>155464893>weird 6reen skeleton 8itchWith a tongue built for giving long, substantial tonguejobs.
>>155465044professionals vs ho88yists. Don't those 8eyond Canon ni66as 6et paid? Don't tell me they Do it For Free>>155465055du8s of trvke....
>>155465042dud understand this. just because you can doesnt mean you should. just drink coffee normally instead of injecting it like heroine
I felt compelled
>>155465098Someone's getting molested in this image
>>155465083yes they do. but anons said it was updating very slow(once a month like it always is). thats why its funny
>>155465044Beyond Canon has a whole team which is not the norm for mspfas. I'd be more concerned if it wasn't updating faster than most of them.
>>155465098erm.! dave and dirk are boys. dani isnt. this isnt accurate..
>>155465098dirkdave trend continues!
>>155465098ahahaha levi is not happy about wearing the stupid hat shirt
>>155465132having a big team is dificult because you have to communicate with multiple people so they can get a similar idea. if multiple artist draw the artyle of the comic has to remain consistent.
Y'know, at a certain point, it's kinda unjustifia8le to call your same a6e ecto8iolo6ical si8lin6 "mom" or "dad". Like... come one man. I know, I know, Dave's all a8out 8ein6 IRONIC and doin6 thin6s IRONICALLY 8ecause he's afraid of sincerity, 8ecause he never fully finished his Kni6ht arc, 8ut come on. Come on>>155465090it's just so much more efficient thou6h. Like, it 6oes DIRECTLY into the 8lood stream, so it 6ets a8sor8ed quicker. Plus, you could pro8a8ly appearify it directly into your veins, so you wouldn't even need to inject it, it'd just 8e instant.
>>155463685I'm not a woman or gay so I dont cut
>>155465193You don't understand coffee drinkers broIt isn't about the caffeineIt's telling people how good the cup you just brewed is
>>155465188i have seen some of the guest artists for the latest flash and holyshit their artstyles are completely diferrent. yet the style is still consistent all along
>>155465107It's Dani>>155465144We can use genderbent Dani for maximum yaoi
6od... she's so cute here. Rose didn't deserve her, should've 6iven her to ME instead.Anyways, that's enou6h 8eyond Canon for me today. I have thin6s (read: nothin6) to do>>1554652148ased>>155465220ridiculous folly. at that point just start makin6... pottery or somethin6. somethin6 that doesn't taste like raw unfiltered, prefera8ly
>>155465248you better be here tomorrow to read more, boy
>>155465098You made her tits quite a bit bigger here. This is a trend I support.
>>155465098I had no idea Dani's jugs would be that fat and heavy outside of her dress. Damn girl.Does she not wear a bra and the dress just acts as support enough for her usually?
>>155465242erm thats not yaoi. thats yuri.
>>155465242Does Genderbent Dani (Dany? Daniel?) have a big cock to correspond with Dani's huge rack?
>>155465307using bras is literaly better because under the clothes it makes the breasts bigger anon.
>>155465098OUHHHH DANI IN A WHITE SHIRT WITH NO BRA, LIFT UP HER BREASTS AND YOU'LL BEHOLD WONDEROUS BOOB SWEAT STAINS
>>155465291I just can't help myself... prototype Dani had such a modest size lol>>155465307She usually wears bras but I let them fly free in that drawing because of horny reasons>>155465335Yes
crowpiss can you draw boy!dani and levi fucking or is that sacrilege
https://files.catbox.moe/8vgh6n.pngnew /hsg/ magma done, desert was in there too
>>155465419nta but you will sadly need to sacrifice your future newborns for it. sorry.
>>155455474I did John in this >>155465441 :D
>>155465441you said desert like anyone is going to know who that is
>>155465441The groomcord...
>>155465441rubbing it in our poor stupid faces
>>155465505
>>155465441>eridan with big dickkill that boy. i want the person who drew that to apologize for their terrible error
>>155465505>>155465505yeah it was in the groom cord.
>>155465441I drew the Johnjade in the corner, and also the vriska.
>>155465550i drew the dave :)
>>155465526SOMEONE ASKED ME TO DO IT THIS WAY OKAY ?????
>>155465419Hmm I'll consider it. Might have to draw him fucking regular Dani first since I haven't done that yet. I'll see what I can do.
>>155465526Cry about it
>>155465441>there really was a secret discord and they're drawing kino together without us
>>155465585i am. i am crying rivers right now.
>>155465597yeah nigga, we had moonrunes in there too
>>155465582The goofier the pose the betterSuperman that ho
>>155465619I'm gonna cry
>>155465626noted!
