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QOTT: How many players would you have in your Session of Sburb? What do you think is most optimal? (assume whatever number you choose you will have that many friends to play with)

Last Dream Bubble: >>155455348

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>>155468397
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i love dave so much!!
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>>155468360
>>155468427

These are very awsome!!! its so nice to see you make art again, it makes me very happy :D
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>>155468397
>QOTT: How many players would you have in your Session of Sburb? What do you think is most optimal? (assume whatever number you choose you will have that many friends to play with)
Solid 8 player game, a safe amount to HOPEFULLY get the players we need to live, space, time, life. I swear to god if we more than 3 heart players I'm killing everyone
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To jadeanon, i have drawn juniper!

Here she is with the other 2 witches in this thread!!!

THE THREAD WILL FEAR THE TRI WITCHES!!!! (now all we need is a witch of time)
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>>155468456
omg this is so cute!! thank you so much!! :D
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>>155468470
of course! its a little late, so the davejade drawing will have to wait till tommorow, but im glad to have you in these threads *and* that you enjoyed this lil doodle i whipped up.

>>155468443
im assuming you also drew this lmao, its very cute, so if you drew it, props!!
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>>155468493
i did haha and thank you so much!! i cant wait to see it!
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Well I did say I'll post the cosplay batch, so

COSPLAY TIME
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>>155468525
the first few are roxys
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>>155468443
that's my fucking knight of time
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>>155468599
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poopanon don't think we're forgetting this
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>>155468397
>How many players would you have in your Session of Sburb?
Not enough kek

>What do you think is most optimal? (assume whatever number you choose you will have that many friends to play with)
6, 8 or 10 I think. For some reason the idea of an odd number of players bothers me.
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>>155468650
Baller
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>>155468696
is that the "You'll get no sympathy from me" guy in the back!?!?!?
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>>155468444
it is also a test on writing these characters in the most in-character way possible, right now im working on an MSPFA and i wanna capture their attitudes correctly.
that and preparing my commissions because nintendo just dropped the biggest game sales this year.
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>>155468707
Yeah, he fights for his friends.
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>>155468754
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND DONE, holy fuck that took awhile, I should really go back to posting 12 at a time, maybe not. Regardless, I hope you enjoyed this pics, I know I do!!!
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>>155468741
sounds exciting, theres a few grammatical issues, i dont know how much english you know so i wont judge you, you have the vibe down but writing strilondes requires a strong navigation of english.

If you would like, tommorow, i could rewrite your pesterlog in order to be accurate as *I* can possibly make it. And we could compare notes.
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regardless, goodnight HSG!!!
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>>155468360
>>155468427
damn this is good. incestchads are eating so good in these threads lately
psst there's a couple typos just letting you know!
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>>155468397
faggots go to prospit to get more prospiss. we rep DERSE in these streets nigga.
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>>155468397
>QOTT: How many players would you have in your Session of Sburb?
I would try to involve every friend (both irl and online) and relative which would make for a very, VERY big session but I can't help wanting to not leave anyone out
>What do you think is most optimal? (assume whatever number you choose you will have that many friends to play with)
somewhere between a 6-10 player session. enough players for a great variety of powers and chances for success
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>>155468397
>How many players would you have in your Session of Sburb?
How many of us are in the thread right now?
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THEY'RE STILL REAL TO ME
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>For You tab is now showing me Jadepeta
BLESS
unfortunately it's also showing some Rosemary Anti-Grimdorl weirdo
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>>155468397

Homerstuck is highly satanic because it has DEMONS and HOMERSEXUALS
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>>155469655
homer let the barts out
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>>155468671
absolutely fucking nailed his hair
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>>155469655
You are the single unfunniest faggot on this whole board and that shitty meme will never take off
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>>155469590
We'll never know because that wretched jap hiro removed the poster counter
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Romana like Troll Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt which I think is pretty based of her tbqh
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>>155469808
why is his shadow so caked up
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do hsganons masturbate with a dildo up their ass?
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>>155470015
No I'm afraid of damaging my root chakra I just imagine myself rimming an anon's asshole pathetically instead while i show them pictures of their favorite troll
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>>155470044
thanks, i will now jerk my clitty to this
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>>155470044
put on the gamzee cos and tongue my ass. please. ill pay you if money is what you want
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>>155470068
I do it for love not for money...
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>>155470068
nta but I, will pay (You) money for this. to tongue your ass
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>>155470095
yes (you) will recieve money AND a rimjob. what could be more humilliating for me?
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Robin’s out of here.

Read Mythraic here: https://mspfa.com/?s=71619&p=1
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>>155470067
Femanon, get back to the kitchen and make me a steak!
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>>155470131
im a sissy. not a female. i said clitty because thats used to describe a small dick.
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>>155470095
ill take it only if you agree to let me facefuck you afterwards
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>>155470147
show hole sissyanon
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>>155470156
why

>>155470160
busy rn
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>>155470167
why not?
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Dave
naked
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>>155470015
No, I will NEVER have anything up my ass
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Wtf is wrong with Gamzeefags?
> T.Gamzeefag
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>>155470684
whatayatalkinabeet?
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>>155470684
yeah, what are you talking about? the gamzeefags here (besides like one guy) are relatively normal for /hsg/ standards
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>>155467409
>God Tiers shouldn't be soulmates with anyone else that isn't a God Tier, because for starters, they're literally immortal
kanaya's a vampire thou6h8eit so it's a8out the same as 8ein6 6od Tier

And Rose is too mentally ill to 8e with someone who feels the need to meddle in others' pro8lems, which is why Kanaya could've done way, way, way 8etter (8y datin6 me instead)
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>>155470780
lmaaaao tiny vriska
>>155471110
i was just joking. /gen
mostly because of the consecutive anus tongue stuff above. and the fat gamzee and pregnant gamzee in the previous threads.
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Once a6ain. I don't care HOW sexy Dirk is, Rose should've 8een immediately eviscerated for even considerin6 leavin6 Kanaya.

Crazy thin6 is that no matter what timeline you're in, Rose cheats on Kanaya, which is fucked up as fuck. Like come on. Either she fucks Jade or she fucks(?) Dirk. Jade I can kinda sorta understand, 8ut come on. Even she isn't worth ruinin6 your relationship with Kanaya.

I just can't tell you enou6h how much Sylphs deserve to 8e loved and cherished. ALL Sylphs... I need them. I could fix them I think
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>>155471227
>/gen
FAGGOT
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>>155471360
ONE RECOGNIZE THE OTHER!!!
Boom. Owned.
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Good morning hsg!
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>>155469583
oh hey i drew that dave! magmas pen pressure suckz
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>>155471562
good morning!
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this is gonna scare prospitcest anon but it looks too goofy not to share
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>>155471956
I'm not scared I just abject to such proportions
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>>155471956
liking hyper is so embarrassing. to yall this is goofy but to me it looks so good.
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>>155471956
>cool s on the chest
why tho
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>>155472166
new shirt?
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>>155471956
I wish this wasn't hyper
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*sigh* regularly proportioned jade
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>>155471956
hyper is such a mid fetish desu. like, we get it, you like fat girls but are too pussy to fully commit
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>>155472219
art is not mine i just thought it looked goofy
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>>155472219
what are you talking about 90% of hyper porn is wickedly fat girl
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>>155472192
whats wrong with it, why is it just me that is a hyper fag
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>>155472235
i mean i wasn't insulting you directly, just niggas who like hyper in the first place. I'm sure you have perfectly reasonable fetishes. like hypnosis or snuff; something normal

>>155472244
well artists who draw hyper FAT girls are just mentally ill. Everything should be in moderation
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>>155472258
they're all mentally ill
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HYPER ISNT FAT. YOURE GOING TO HAVE Z CUP BREASTS AND 48 INCH DONG AND YOU ARE GOING TO LIKE IT.
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>>155472281
hyper is a gate way fetish to feederism though
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>>155472281
i mean they are fat they're just unrealistically fat
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6od she's so fuckin6 hot i'd let her narrate the FUCK outta me

>>155472281
8reasts are made of fat. 8i6 titties = FAT
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seeing all the anons ITT clown on hyperfags knowing my fetish is far worse (vore)
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>>155472219
this is why i flick my bean to fat girls with realistic proportions
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>>155472309
>>155472290
>>155472319
hyper cocks are never fat related though.
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>>155472309
it is possible for women to have breasts that big, they just tend to also be fat everywhere else which this jade isnt.
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>>155472357
they’re usually horse cock related doe
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>>155472345
not hyperfags. just me, im the only one
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>>155472357
yeah i guess i'm talking about hyper where it's like huge thighs ass and tits. those girls are almost always just freakishly fat, unless its like an inflation fetish where they're skinny and just their tits balloon up
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and this jade isnt even fat too. just the breasts. and yet you still complain
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/hsg/ - cultured discussions about 13 year old girls' humongous tits
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>>155472380
have you ever. and i mean ever looked at angstrom on rule 34 and searched for homestuck?
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>>155472363
>it is possible for women to have breasts that big
let's be serious here
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>>155472413
>a bunch of freakishly proportioned fat girls
gee thanks anon i really enjoyed that search
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>>155472346
hyper cocks are retarded as fuck, especially when theyre given to precious shotas who should have penises no larger than 5 inches hard. “straight” guys into that shit should man up already and admit that theyre the bad kind of gay already.
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>>155472357
likin6 8i6 dicks isn't far from like 8i6 tits or 8i6 ass or 8i6 8ellies and then 8y then you're so deep that you can only jerk off to My 600lb Life and the like
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why is alt Calliope such a 8itch?? no need to throw shade like that, chill out

>>155472446
>especially when theyre given to precious shotas who should have penises no larger than 5 inches hard
this so much this. fuckin6 hate it when i 6et jumpscared 8y the 12 inch 8itch 8reaker when i'm tryin6 to jerk off. like come the fuck on, at that point just have a 6'9" 8ody 8uilder instead if you want somethin6 ru66ed and manly. Like it RUINS the whole POINT of shotas if you 6ive them MAN proportions.
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>>155472416
did you completely skip over the part about it only being possible if theyre fat AF?
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>>155472430
how! how are they fat. look at how snatched the waists are
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>>155472504
wait damn minute. jerking to shotas? thats kinda gay dude. got something to admit?
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>>155472522
ok i guess i was wrong and this anon >>155472219 was right and you ARE in denial about liking fat girls
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>>155472449
YES IT IS FAR OUT

>>155472504
ITS BASICALLY THE TAG small_but_hung. AND I LOVE THAT TAG. THE HOTTNES OF IT IS HAVING A SMALL GUY WITH A BIG DICK.
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>>155472511
>tend to
>only being possible
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>>155472540
no no no no. Look. I like porn. And there's only so many times I can look at women pose 8y themselves 8efore it 6ets 8orin6 (plus, i like i 6ood narrative, and solo female isn't really conductive to that). So I'm a Certified /ss/ fan.

>>155472565
>small_but_hung
horri8le ta6. And the thin6 is that PEOPLE FUCKIN6 SUCK AT TA66IN6!!!!!!!! So I fuckin6 see it everywhere even when i filter it. it's horri8le
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>>155472551
HOW ARE THEY FAT. HOW. ART ISNT REAL LIFE THEY CAN HAVE HUGE TITS AND NOT HAVE FAT ON THE STOMACH
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>mfw i made the thread shit itself over jade's milkers

anons...
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>>155472593
8i6 tits can only exist 8ecause of lots of fat. unless you're fappin6 to muscle titties or somethin6, which is far more deservin6 of ridicule in my opinion
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>>155472585
WHAT TAGS YOU LIKE THEN, BITCH?

>>155472596
they don't understand me anon
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>>155472257
it just looks fucking retarded like the sex appeal is swapped with looking too fucking silly
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>>155472613
>they don't understand me anon
i have become jade

the destroyer of threads.......
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>>155472593
no man don't worry there's absolutely nothing fat about this
https://files.catbox.moe/8n3r4u.jpeg
unironically can you explain this fetish to me
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and no, this gamzee isn’t 63’d.
;o)
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>>155472652
finally

clown rapemeat
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>>155472641
thats a little too overboard with the hyper. i dont like this one. HE HAS BETTER PICTURES YOU JUST PICKED THIS ONE CAUSE ITS BAD.

>unironically can you explain this fetish to me
WHEN YOU REACH A LEVEL OF BEING A GOONER YOU'LL GET IT. IMAGINE TITS OR COCK. THATS HOT RIGHT? NOW DO IT BIGGER. BECAUSE BIGGER IS BETTER.
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>>155472613
>WHAT TAGS YOU LIKE THEN, BITCH?
premature_ejaculation, small_penis, reverse_rape, cunnilingus, analingus, sitting_on_face, assertive_female, pubic_hair, sweat, steaming_body

not necessarily all at once, not unless i was livin6 in a fairytale land where all my dreams come true

>>155472652
>cellulite
only females have that thou6h so... they could also 8e stretch marks, 8ut i dou8t it.
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Everyone look at this cute cullbait
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gamzee would NEVER BE A FATCOW SLUT.
Karkat in other hand....
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>>155472652
THIS ONE IS FAT ONLY BECAUSE OF THE BELLY YOU UNDERSTAND? IF IT DIDNT HAVE IT, IT WOULD BE HOT
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>>155472709
>cullbait
i mean at that point it's just 6ratitious. he already has one le6, why kick him when he's down
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>>155472709
i love amputees. they are cute.
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>>155472718
He isn't down not until until I actually trip him
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>>155472714
nono i like gamzee as the fat cow rapebait

>>155472709
can we give him massive tits?
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i like sissy stuff. which troll is the biggest sissy?
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karkat's sadness
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>>155472709
As a Highblood I would buy this boy and pamper him as my semi-lover/slave who I treat well and lovingly caress his stump on cold nights when it aches.
Now this is some real cullbait.
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>>155472740
anon expect the most default answer possible here
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>>155472740
tied 8etween Horuss and Tavros
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>>155472754
yeah mfs are just going to say gamzee for some reason
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>>155472740
do you even need to ask. look at the mf that wears high knee socks and wants to be dominated.
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>>155472716
caliborn casually admits to possibly finding his sissy adoptive father if he werent the undesirable (in his standards) kind of fat.
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>>155472762
that man is a twig, not enough to even be a twink
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>>155472733
edit incoming
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>>155472762
LMAAAAO i even thought about saying gamzee. but then i thought further and went like "nah gamzee goes with everything but he would not be into sissy stuff" so either equius or tavros because tavros already likes girl stuff and equius is a perv into anything he values as imoral/wrong
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>>155472745
nah, that little troll was design to make you want to correct him with brute force
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>>155472745
>having that typing quirk means you're a cullbait
Ellithbros...
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>>155472785
thank you anon, we wont give him a leg but hey at least he has shoulder boulders
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>>155472775
sissies are usually older man that lack real curves, so no.
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>>155472745
as a fellow rustblood i'd give him a nursing handjob and tell him not to tell cridea and co
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>>155472798
>OH BOY. TWO CAKES!
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>>155472765
does that character have a tie to the month of march?
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>>155472790
gamzee is built for every fetish under the sun, so why not sissy shit? only feels natural.
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6ODDAMN!!!!!! Why the fuck is jade so fuckin6 8uilt? is she on puppy steroids or somethin6
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>>155472802
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>>155472817
do you mean eridan? he never said in canon to like that stuff that is only fanon shit. doesn't count.
also sissifying zahhaks is hotter to me.
>>155472825
He can be a SISSY. just not the biggest one. He would be the most zonked sissy ever.
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give me girl equius or give me death.
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>>155472803
>>155472745
>ss with nursing handjob and with him sucking on the female troll's breasts like a baby
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>>155472866
if only..
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6od i love evil 8itches. love 8itches who do immoral shit. love 8itches whose death would 8e Just if they 6ot killed

>>155472861
sure, anon. how exactly would you like to be e%ecuted?
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>>155472890
is this picrel hot or am i just weird?
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>>155472890
wrong answer. girl equius will be real in any moment.
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>>155472909
it is hot. even that this Jane sucks. its a good pic.
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>>155472909
no you're not weird. Domineerin6, evil women are hot. It's just... a fact of life. 6rass 6rows, the sky is 8lue, and evil women are hot
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>>155472832
>>155472890
how the hell did you go from page 200 to 250 that fast?
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>>155472909
It's hot
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>>155472940
i'm convinced he's had all these posts predrafted and lined up ready to go
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>>155472799
very low effort
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>>155472714
what is a fatcow. what is the cow part
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>>155472940
Knights like him can be real go-getters if they try
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>>155472940
i've already read most of this stuff, I'm mostly speed readin6 so i can 6et to the stuff I actually haven't read yet

>>155472967
unfortunately, no. i'm not THAT well prepared

>>155472988
>Knight
no no no wron6 class. Prince may8e. 8ard (maaaaaaaay8e). May8e even Thief. 8ut not Kni6ht. fate worse than death
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>>155473012
where are you at?
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>>155473012
>8ut not Kni6ht. fate worse than death
And that's precisely you're the Knight (of Void)
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>>155472971
thx anon, i tried to use the regular brush to make it be more in style

look how happy he is
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>>155471562
They ran out of coffee creamer at work but I managed
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>>155472982
anon you can't be that retarded
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>>155473108
if cow means fat, then basically you would be saying fatfat. so what does cow mean is that situation
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>>155473134
nigga. that is what a hyperbole is. exageration. it is obvious.
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>>155473134
You're dumb
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now i know what others feel like when I'AM being a stupid autist.
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>>155473198
whats the sauce on these? also is there any for witch of breath.
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>>155473207
only these ones were made in specific. there arent any more, i guess the person just made it for their own ocs
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>>155473026
Okay. Okay you know what? I'll explain the Kni6ht of Void Classpect, and subsequently explain why I am NOT a Kni6ht of Void:

>Knights
Kni6hts are... insecure. Latula's afraid if she doesn't have a 6immick, people won't like her. Karkat. And Dave feels worthless and unworthy (just look at fuckin6 Davesprite).

This insecurity causes them to put up a façade opposite of their Aspect; Latula presents as dopey and friendly (pic rel), opposite Mind's Lo6ic and reasonin6 and non-retardedness. Karkat is a shouty fa66ot, opposite of 8lood's Maturity. And Dave is a tryhard doin6 a "disaffected cool 6uy" 8it, opposite of Time's activeness and attention to detail.

This isn't their True Self, it's a mask to make themselves seem like less the loser they think they are. 8ut: Karkat likes romcoms (relatin6 to 8lood's themes or relationships and shit) and Dave likes rappin6 (which requires a lot of attention to detail, which is a Time thin6).

>Void

Void is the aspect of o8scurity, simplicity, and the Freudian concept of id (8ase ur6es like horniness, hun6er, thirst).

Li6ht, it's opposite, is the aspect of attention, complexity, analyticalness, and pro8a8ly the supere6o (the internalization of societal expectations, like Vriska thinkin6 she has to 8e a 8i6 8ad 8lue 8lood) or e6o (the reconcilin6 8ase ur6es with reality, and rationalization, and reasonin6/common sense, copin6 mechanism to rationalize why somethin6 is or isn't the case).

Now we 6o to the Kni6ht of Void

>Knight of Void
8ased off of what we've esta8lished so far, the Kni6ht of Void would 8e someone insecure who masks said insecurity 8y puttin6 on a Li6ht-like façade (like one of 8ein6 analytical or smart or attention-seekin6), 8ut would really 8e Void-adjacent (horny, hun6ry, thirsty, simple, etc.) I 6enuinely do like analysis and readin6 and (all this shit), therefore, I am not a Kni6ht of Void. Really, I think of myself more Li6ht-adjacent. Like Prince of Li6ht, 8ut let's not 6et into that now.
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Fellas
How doomend is my session
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>>155473270
Counterpoint: you are also are closeted man-lover who craves a dick up his ass and deep down you know it. That gives us the Void lizard brain part(horny slut for the benis) and the Knightly insecure self-distancing part("nononono I'm not gay I crave cock in a STRAIGHT way"). Therefore you're a Knight of Void, QED
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>>155473359
Depends on Gaben's class, if he gets Lord then everyone but him is fucked.
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>>155472745
bro the kid will literally be dead in a week
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>>155472745
Zamn, doombounds look like THIS?
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>>155471198
>>155471227
Enough of your tomfoolery, Kanaya can heal but she's no immortal, there's like a page of her explicity saying that she doesn't take over the qualities vampires have, and drinking blood to stay immortal in that context was targeted. Kanaya is a mortal scum, a mere weakling, while The Seer of Light WAS her owner and her provider.

As a ROSE LALONDE TRUTHER, the thought of Rose slowly falling for Kanaya has always baffled my fucking mind. It always baffled me. It's ridiculous and absurdly out of character. "oooh lets make rose fall for a weak broke fragile absurdly unfunny trollblood mortal scum because she happens to talk like her!!! wowzers!" it makes no sense. Fuck that bitch. Rose deserves someone of her level, or at least someone that could make her laugh, which clearly Kanaya could NEVER do. God I'm just imagining all the time Rose spent cracking her playful ironic jokes or whatever and Kanaya would always just be like "Uhhhh Durrrr I Don't Quite Understand What You Are Saying Durrrr Lalonde Are You Being Sincere?" durr durr durr the dumb bitch had to learn what irony was from a single chat with Dave and she was so fucking awful at it. Makes me sick.
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>>155473471
rape all doom players. all of them
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>>155473482
oops I linked a wrong chat!!!!
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>>155473482
Counterpoint: Rose the freudian bitch secretely wants to fuck her mom and Kanaya is a mother figure character which makes Rose wet
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>>155473345
The worst part of hating Vast Error is that I love him and Calder.
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>>155473541
Roxy is right there I mean Rose literally calls her mom multiple times
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>>155473531
Even Zebruh?
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>>155473558
rape him anally with a bayonet
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>>155473406
8/

Okay 8UT the façade. The thin6 is, all of my interests are Li6ht-adjacent (readin6. and i 6uess writin6). Althou6h... Roxy does write fanfiction (which she thinks is shitty). 8UT Dave also draws shitty art. Artistic stuff is associated with Space. Writin6 (and readin6)? It's associated with Li6ht pro8a8ly (Mindfan6 wrote her wordy-ass diary, Rose and everythin6 she does ever, Vriska reads Mindfan6's zesty little diary, and Aranea is a nerd who reads all a8out... leprechaun sex or whatever), and Roxy writes, 8ut shittily.

There's a connection there, that their interests that aren't adjacent to their Aspect is shitty.

And I'd say that nothin6* I write or read is shitty, therefore I can't possi8ly 8e Void8ound in the first place

>>155473482
Kanaya literally died and came 8ack 8efore. Whose to say it won't happen a6ain? It's not entirely implausi8le. Also >>155473541

>>155473557
it's risky thou6h, from Rose's perspective. I mean when her and Dave where in a doomed timeline, it was 8asically the end of the world. If he rejected her, it wouldn't matter, since they were done for in the first place (and didn't know they were related). 8ut for Roxy, it's a little different. Since... they're just there, in an undoomed timeline, with all of their friends who could find out and possi8ly jud6e her. I personally wouldn't 6o for it unless I 6ot Roxy really drunk, 8ut she quit drinkin6
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>>155473598
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rose lalonde deserves no one because she is retarded and stupid and dumb. except her brother, she should fuck her brother.
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>>155473636
are you tellin6 me that Rose should just try to seduce so8er Roxy despite the consequences? Don't 8e FUCKIN6 RIDICULOUS

>>155473647
not even Dave deserves somethin6 like that thou6h. He didn't even do anythin6 wron6
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>>155473656
no quirkfag i didnt read allat

you didnt even attach an interesting pic
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>>155473671
>i didnt read allat
why not 8(
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>>155473636
i'm so sick of seeing this image
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>>155473541
Kanaya isnt literally her mom so its chill at least in that department
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>>155473685
idk im not interested in the discussion

>>155473714
what image
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>>155473738
>im not interested in the discussion
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>>155473738
>what image
how is this an actual question you're asking
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>>155473781
i dont know what you're talking about anon
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fat fuck gamzee just makes sense to me, makes him look more like violent j. too bad hardly anybody else enjoys it outside of weight gain fetishists.
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>>155473823
because he's a drug user anon theres no way that fuckers fat
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>>155473823
none of the trolls are fat
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>>155473891
this except feferi. that whale has tons of 8lu88er if you know what i mean
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>>155473891
and other copium you can huff
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>>155473902
i want to huff her armpits
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>>155473902
beforus trolls are different
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Morning hsg
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>>155473928
6od i fuckin6 love chixie... top 2 character in hiveswap

and 6oodmornin6 anon
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>>155473598
>And I'd say that nothin6* I write or read is shitty
Because you've reading my analyses on /hsg/ and don't think I'm not onto you
You are a Roxy to my Alpha Rose
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>>155473899
you didnt answer me, what page are you at bc?
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The true Guardian of the Beta trolls is Aradia.
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What if troll bulge/tit size is actually an inverted bell curve?
>lowest castes are hung/have big tits
>castes in the middle go from average to dicklets and chestlets to average again
>highest castes are hung/have big tits
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>>155474107
i tend to go with the "what-ever-the-fuck-i-feel-at-the-moment" curve
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Not working today on a monday feels like this
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My latest self insert
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>no visible fins
>name resembles fiametta, meaning "little flame" in Italian(pyrokinesis?)
>that sock color
She's a lime blood, isn't she?
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>>155474331
nah she just lets it hang
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>>155473940
>Because you've reading my analyses on /hsg/ and don't think I'm not onto you
>You are a Roxy to my Alpha Rose
No idea what you just tried to say here, 8ut I'm pro8a8ly flattered nonetheless

>>155473966
like 286

>>155474331
where would the tail come from then? she's clearly some sort of finless FREAK mutant axolotl thin6
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>>155474310
Looks bad. What are those on his feet?
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>>155474310
Beautiful homophobic eyes
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>>155474331
Salamanders are fire themed in general so yeah
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>>155474615
I thought she was an axolotol thingy
From mexico/minecraft
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>>155474669
Axolotl are salamanders
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>>155474596
What kind of deficient — no Nevermind, stick with your porn so I don’t have gooners trying to make the switch to enjoying cool cartoony stuff
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IMPORTANT FACTS:
A) DAVE IS BATMAN BECAUSE BATMAN IS THE DARK "KNIGHT" AND KNIGHT PAJAMAS ARE BASED ON BATMAN'S UNIFORM ANYWAY.

B) JOHN IS SUPERMAN THE BLUE OPTIMIST MOFO, HE EVEN SAYS A FEW THINGS ABOUT SUPES IN THE COMIC.
>EB: we are all sort of like superman?
>EB: yeah, superman is pretty cool, i guess.
>EB: did you know nicolas cage was almost going to play superman one time?

THEREFORE JOHN AND DAVE ARE PARADOX SPACE'S FINEST.
THANK YOU FOR LISTENING.
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>>155474713
so what does that make Jade and Rose
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>>155474713
So does this make caliborn the kang and dirk the Dr droom of the homestuck cinematic universe?
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I was 6onna post this and 6o "y'know they're pretty cute actually (in a non-pedophilic way)" 8ut for some reason it's ta66ed "prostuck" on xitter, so i don't even know at this point
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>>155474310
what is your art process
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>>155474792
>it's ta66ed "prostuck" on xitter,
oh they're full of condoms and body writing under those
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>>155474807
it's more likely than you'd think
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>>155474792
/hsg/ truly has the best pedophiles in the vast homeverse
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>>155474834
trve...
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>>155474792
Made for witnessing a life-altering gore spray that causes them to grow up into hard-edged professionals
>>155474800
Brew up some stuff in my brain and feel the need to put it on my screen
I start with simple shapes, then carefully balance the colors and large shapes so they feel good, then add some crazy things, then I try to refine it more later
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>>155474829
and if it isnt, its a good edit concept
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cute........
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>>155474792
>>155474829
>>155474846
An actual 16 year old made this
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davejade!! :D
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>>155474955
you sure do a lot of research a8out 16 years old huh
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>>155474779
We could probably try to figure it out by elimination. Hussie himself says that Sollux is Cyclops, Nepeta is Wolverine, and Terezi is Daredevil + Two-Face
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>>155474729
Jade doesn't know what capeshit is so she just went straight for the witch from the wizard of oz(grandpa had hots for dorothy btw)
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>>155474968
Thanks for that reply, guy who trauma dump in hsg with the lifestory no one asked
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>>155475031
you're welcome anon. It's always a pleasure to do my service to the community, ESL-kun
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https://files.catbox.moe/95mtzk.mp4
whoops forgot the link, silly me!
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>>155475046
no way you had that shit prepared
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>>155475060
It's almost like I made that video
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>>155475073
wait you did? oh. well my apolo6ies, anon. Despite what I assume was moralfa66otry here >>155474955, that was pretty funny. I remem8er it from last year.

Are you, like, a professional video editor or somethin6 or is it just a ho88y
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https://i.postimg.cc/59BKCdsv/levi-incest-freak.png
Here's Levi sexing up his sister and also the genderbend of his sister
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>>155475106
Thankyou for making the genderbend’s dick big
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>>155475073Oh yeah I made this one too from the time that artfag made that funny bunny pic
https://files.catbox.moe/ti9vpa.mp4
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>>155475143
The full btw kek
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>>155475106
that hair is really good
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Once again I'm reminding /hsg/ we've got homestuck porn threads on other boards(>>>/aco/homestuck and >>>/y/homestuck) that could benefit from getting more traffic
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>>155474955
americans will look you dead in the eyes and tell you a 16yo is a child
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>>155475228
True
I'm just more of ecchi guy myself
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>>155475157
oh hey i made this.
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>>155475494
sup
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>>155475510
nothin much, im just drawing davejade for jadeanon,

then imma draw some terezi, and then eat some fried chicken.
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>>155476182
he would say this
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yeah whatever dude, the kress artist made this
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>>155476234
striderslop.....
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i love my hives being swapped
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>>155476334
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She is lime...
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>>155476334
fanventure?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jc-kwPeMHC0
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>>155476519
give me a reason on why you liked it then ill give you the name
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>>155476572
the images? there's jane(?) with red hair, which is novel, and they're both cute. There's also an American Psycho poster in the background for some reason. So the image(s) are very interesting
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>>155476588
its egolocked
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>>155476605
nice. thank you anon 8)
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OH NOOOOOO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtRpEXFTuco
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>>155476636
Well it's unofficial so it's pro8a8ly fine. Whatever they do mi6ht flop like the pilot
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>>155476636
homestuck fans playing deltarune is okay but deltarune fans reading homestuck is deplorable
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>>155476664
The pilot wasn't a flop. It made a bunch of money off of merch so even if they don't get picked up, they still made their money back
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>>155476686
Well then the pilot itself was a flop whilst the merch wasn't
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>>155476664
how does an event flop?
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>>155476686
how did they make a bunch of money off that dogshit merch
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>>155476669
The pot calling the kettle black>>155476698
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do anons approve of this?
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>>155476234
fuck yes
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>>155476781
I don't like our precious little retard getting molested :(
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>>155476781
Yes
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>>155476718
when no one participates or cares, i 6uess
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>>155476781
built for molestation
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>>155476249
slopslop
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>>155476984
>No one take tavros trauma seriously
ENTER
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>>155476781
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>>155477037
How do you even rape Cronus when he's always willing?
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>>155470116

Things are moving much faster now…

Read Mythraic Here: https://mspfa.com/?s=71619&p=1
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Well here you go jade anon! Some davejade just for you, and other davejade enjoyers.

(Johnjade is still better tho ;p)
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is there a release date for when hive swap 3 drops?
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>>155477103
>jade is the top
interesting....
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>>155477128
jade is literally *always* the top. she is also the biggest beta kid. my art enforces this.
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>>155477052
Quitter mentality
>>155477103
Cute!
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>>155477103
so fucking cute! dave deserves to be carried like the princess he is
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>>155477178
*knightess
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>>155477143
what did she do to him..
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>>155477228
anal fisting
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>>155477055
When I get home tonight Im going to read this and then draw Robin taking the Horse™
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>>155477178
>>155477227
he deserves the best, dave is awsome.
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MOVE DIRK.
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>>155477520
Classic Prince of Heart fuckin6 quality yuri
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you want what's best for dave (loving relationship with a cute girl)
i want what's worst for dave (suffocated by the reanimated effigy of his dead brother)
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you want what's best for dave (loving relationship with a cute girl)
i want what's worst for dave (dating K*rkat)
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you want what's best for dave (loving relationship with a cute girl)
i want what's worst for dave (hit in the head with a mallet repeatedly)
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i want the best for dave (loving relationship with his brother)
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i want the best for dave (loving relationship with his sister)
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>>155477565
if dating karkat was what was worst for dave he wouldn't be chasing him in every single timeline
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>>155474331
what's up with the tail
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>>155477595
i want the worst for dave (toxic relationship with his sister)
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i want the best for dave (loving relationship with his best friend)
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>>155477624
you can chase hard dru6s 8ut they're still 8ad for you and your actualization as a person

>>155477630
axolotl tail
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I want Dave to die.
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>>155477658
i agree but the comic feels otherwise
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I want what's best for me (Dave gets molested)
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>>155477665
only 6ood answer

>>155477673
well Homestuck is written 8y Lord En6lish, of course he wants all other players in his Doman (Time) to have horri8le fuckin6 lives and to never reach anywhere near his level
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>>155477590
>>155477595
both are true albeit in different timelines
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>>155477694
both are true althoughbeit in the exact same timeline at the same time
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>>155477665
>>155477684
calm down Bro
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yo doc scratch, some faggot vandalized the whiteboard again. please clean it up when you can
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>>155477725
Bro wasn't harsh enough to beat the Bitch part out of him.
turnbladeGutface will be real one day...
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can you guys drop some requests i'm on vacation next week and need things to draw
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>>155477814
Aranea in a wedding dress
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>>155477814
johnjade please :D maybe they are both at a dinner table and are both all blushy and embarrassed going on a real date.
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>>155477814
Eridan looking into the sunset likes hes some sort of tragic hero (hes just a goober)
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>>155474713
dave is no mortal man
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>>155477814
dirkdave if you can!
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>>155477814
An adult Dave looking at his own reflection on a sword.
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hiveswap please dont fuck with the timeline more
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>>155477912
so they had play dates before? thats so cute!
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>>155478113
definitely, maybe too afraid to admit its a "date" the past few times. movie nights with popcorn, video game all nighters.

Things you could say friends or siblings do. but eventually both of them want that romantic evening. Jade pushes it forward, she wants it and isn't afraid to ask for it, no, demand it really. John goes with the flow as always. Of course, in the actual moment, both of them realize what they are doing and get all flustered.
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>>155477814
Nepeta eating a bird like a feral cat
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its raining right now for me
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>>155478178
i support this ship but i cant see it happening in canon at all. but i guess that is with most ships, imagination makes most of the work
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>>155478444
our HOPE and our DREAMS will keep it alive!!!!!

besides canon isn't good so not happening in cannon isnt much of a mark against it, fufufufuhuhuhu
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>>155478351
lucky. rain is one of my favorite weathers
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>>155478430
i-is this based off a real gore photo?
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>>155477836
>>155477912
>>155477995
>>155478008
>>155478010
>>155478308
thank you guys i'll be back in a week
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>>155474331
New trailer dropped. Least subtle limeblood ever. No wonder they all got culled
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>>155477423
>>155477055
Thank you anon. I’ll have you know that while Robin won’t be able to appreciate it on account of being trapped in the medium, M____ will gladly accept in Robin’s stead.
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>>155478510
Looks like a mannequin fell apart dummy
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>>155477658
>axolotl tail
well yes but what's the narrative purpose
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>>155478163
if the animated series was just homestuck crossover episodes I'd watch the fuck outta this one
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>>155478580
Most troll castes have an animal theme. Rusts are goats, bronzes are farm animals, mustards are insects, olives are cats, etc. Limebloods are salamanders (since salamanders are associated with fire, something we know from Beforus Karkat's story limebloods can control). Narratively? Makes her stand out more, she's one of the main characters
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>>155478559
I dont know who that is but she can participate, theres horse for everyone
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>>155478559
is robin a shota of sorts?
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>>155478639
oh it isnt...
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>>155478520
have a lovely vacation anon
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>>155478653
>>155478559
do girls named robin exist or is there a lore reason for it
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>>155478746
NTA it's a unisex name
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5 nights at Juniper's house.
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>>155478639
Sorry to disappoint, but Robin is a real girl. Though she might be flattered at being considered on of the boys.

>>155478631
She’s already been mentioned, even if her name hasn’t been. All things in time…

>>155478746
It’s been used that way, yes.
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>>155478746
She’s a tomboy, so there’s intentionally a sense of play with the name.
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>>155477103
thank you!! i love this so much ;_;
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>>155478817
Okay just for clarification im yet to read a single page of your adventure, but youve been posting Robin a lot and she reminds of one of my own fankids whomst ive already drawn getting horsed so yeah i have to do it to her too sorry thats just how it is
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>>155478697
imagine someone meeting him and going
hey dude! do that thing! the smile thing!
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>>155478915
I’ve been plugging baybe plugging. Feedback and comments from anons and MSPFA readers keep the artist happy. Though M____ will probably appreciate the Horse more, given her interests, but she hasn’t been revealed yet. Le Sigh.

We’ve just started two months ago, but we’ve got more in the works. So keep ye eyes peeled.
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>>155478915
drawing your oc getting horsed is a level of maternal love for sure
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new update and the site's already down lmfao
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New update!

https://beyondcanon.com/story/1118

Time for a little trip through memory lane with Daddy Dirk
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>>155478973
who is the "we", got someone helping ya?
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>>155478977
Be fair with me Anon, wouldnt you draw nsfw of your own OCs?
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>>155478915
>already drawn getting horsed
Share with the class. Unless you already did
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>>155478978
>>155478996
oh thank god they already got rid of his faggy earring
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NO BREAKS? THEYRE THIS FAST?
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>>155479018
I already did. I dont have the catbox link on hand tho
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you can't make this shit up genuinely
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>>155479100
they have such a talent for bad writing
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>>155478996
DIRK SEXO
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>I even had a bit of help from some surprise guests.
dirkdavers we just keep winning
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>>155479013
We’re a team. (1) artist who draws the hero sprites and some of the early backgrounds, then they’re the main writer, who also does the gifs and sprite compositing. I’m just the uncredited publicist/editor.
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>>155479178
stop winning and save a little bit for the other ships
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>>155479197
I mean the description names the crew. I just use the Royal We.
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>>155479100
read the pesterlog. theyre mentioning that
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Heh
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>>155479228
>i shat myself but i was doing it intentionally so its ok
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>metacanonizing the Hussie commentaries
I urge these fuckers to stop even if it's cool when Dirk does it.
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i like seeing rose and dirk talk like they're in a podcast.
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half of these logs just feel like the writers arguing with themselves about points no one ever even complained about. they're almost unreadable
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so it is equius and not AR indeed.
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>>155479310
Yeah. There's a bit of elaboration on him in the Patreon-only Flash Commentary.
If you're smart, you know where to find that without giving these shitheads a dime.
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>>155478559
Where's she from?
She's cute
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maybe I was too harsh on the HSBC writers actually
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>>155478921
yttris smiling just for me....
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>>155479365
They should let a tiddy slip out in the next [S]
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>>155478996
#KillDirk
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>>155479400
dirk's or rose's?
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>>155479205
what do you mean anon, davekat just some time in the spotlight not too long ago!
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>>155479384
you know yttris smiles for everyone?
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>>155479365
sweet jesus fucking christ they made my knight of time a faggot glued to karkat and now he's somehow getting cucked by jake of all people out of it. im gonna vomit just please kill all daves and give the ben stiller shades BACK to john please
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>>155479461
the more i think about this the worse it gets
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>>155479461
this is boon you need to see past the cuckening it could be a permanent way out of davekat
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>>155479500
It's already way too late. the damage has already been done.
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>>155479452
that doesn't make it any less sweeter than him smiling for me
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PBSD supremacy
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>>155479461
>jake double-cucking dave
I wanted the page of hope to scale but not like this...
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>>155479517
He’s a smile slut. Get yourself some standards.
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>>155479461
life is a joke :P
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>>155479515
it's fine because he's getting his back blown out by dirk now
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>>155479527
He already admitted to having at least one concubine
I wonder if we will meet them
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original Homestuck was never this sexual
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>>155479676
No shit, they were children
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>>155479543
Pre-retcon Dave reading what happens to him after dying
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>>155478996
Damn I think that was the first time I've actually enjoyed Dirk's whole narrative meta schtick. It's amazing what no longer having a shitty director in charge can do to your writing.

It was really fun to see Dirk mess with the comic and give the site a brand new mode just to view his and Rose's thoughts as they discuss the things on Deltritus, with following along being the only way to reach a new page which you can't press the go back option from. It feels like he's breaking the comic in a way it was never intended to be broken just so he can reach his promised ending.

Also lmao at Rose's victim complex bleeding into her children (that she refuses to call her children) being shoved into her face and her getting mad about her abandoned wife. Every day she resembles her drunk, negligent mom more and more.
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>>155479676
im not complaining for sure
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>>155479569
worse than eridan?!
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>>155479416
swiss's
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>>155479706
eridan IS the concubine!
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>>155479709
the only correct option
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>>155479690
>13 year old child
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>>155479694
rose is so angry, its so fucking funny. but yeah i definitely laughed and liked these pesterlogs more
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I was pegging Tavvy for the Page of Rage but more and more, I'm thinking Yiffy is the Rage player. Look at her pissing off everyone
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>>155479694
I've enjoyed it for a long while now, though I liked it better when he was solo. No offense to Rosebot but it feels wrong for her to be this close to Dirk over Dave.
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>>155479755
>me on my puter
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>>155479743
They on some weird shit in the 90s
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>the humble hiveswap trailler

>the dirk that no one invited showing up to yap, glaze his own creation and ragebait rose
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>>155479721
No drawfag would never draw this because nothing good ever happens and life is suffering
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>>155479694
this night i laughed so fucking much o my lord
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any bobo crumps is good bobo material for me
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>>155479709
I KNEEL
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>>155479770
>I was pegging Tavvy
Yiffy…
>yiffy rage player
Tavvy has actual setup with the gamzee mentorship thing. Becoming more rageful wouldnt do anything for yiffy’s character arc. John becoming freer did, dave doing timey stuff did. Rage yiffy would be more of the same
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>>155479791
I think it's a fun addition. Many were complaining about Dirk's narrative insertions going on too long as he commentated about the story, so having someone else like Rose to join in and riff on him when he gets up his own ass helps break it up so he doesn't suffocate himself with half a novel of smug. Plus him actually talking to someone instead of just him talking to you makes it much more entertaining.

There's a level of defensiveness to his actions and narration in early HS^2 that's not here. When finding out something went off his narrative rails like with Roxy there's no moment where he's scrambling to be okay with it being outside his control, now he has an actual conversation with a character about how their friend is doing.
It feels tighter and more enjoyable. It's also good that they can give each other an equal amount of shit, like Dirk implying Rose is an absentee mom and her coming back about how he made a species of throuple-having mpreg horses.

It's also nice how Dirk's presence no longer feels like he's huffing his own farts about his story anymore, but how he's treating it almost like a tv show he's producing.
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>>155479919
>like Dirk implying Rose is an absentee mom and her coming back about how he made a species of throuple-having mpreg horses.
rose saying "man womb" made me laugh so hard
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>>155479919
>It's also nice how Dirk's presence no longer feels like he's huffing his own farts about his story anymore, but how he's treating it almost like a tv show he's producing.

It makes it feel less like he's smugly saying "hmmmmmm yessssss look at my amazing story it's soooooooooooo goooooooooooood isn't it?" every five lines
More like he's now just an actual god, smaller scale, think greek gods, that's proud of the grand play he's made.
And is excited to show it off to the mortals.
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>>155479919
even though this was technically a long pesterlog and even without any panels it felt very funny and the gimmick is cool on its own

im going to need a panel about picrel in specific though. so i can visualize terezi in this scene better of course
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>>155479919
>huffing dirks farts
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>>155479919
Don't get me wrong I like the addition and I think it's very much needed, I just think it just feels wrong. Rose & Dave were practically inseperable throughout the entire webcomic, then the Epilogues and everything after came in and it's Rose literally jumping ship to Dirk of all people. I'm a bit disgusted to be honest. Like I know Dave in general is already a lost cause because of the Davekat black hole but this just doesn't sit right with me at all.
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so basically, this new update sucks, i figured.
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>>155479913
Yeah, Breath was my original pick for Yiffy, since it's an aspect about freedom and she's had so very little.
My picks for class:
>Swiss: Blood, Knight of Blood if redos are allowed
>Bobo (Bowie, probably): Mage of Void
>CT: Space
>Ly'lac: Maid of Doom, or Heir of Doom if redos are allowed
>Del'fi: Canonically Seer of Life, but I was hoping for Knight of Life so she'd have to interact with CT eventually
>AA (Jasm'n, probably): Time
>Tavros: Page of Rage
>Yiffy: Breath
>Vrissy: Thief of Mind
>Harry: Hope
>latest update lends credence to "no light or heart players"
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i dont think anyone ever guessed that they were a seer of life. that was really out of the left field
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>>155480035
thats rosebot. dirk literally groomed her to be alongside him
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>>155479919
it's great that you can enjoy all these things, it's so hard for me to get past the really grating self-aggrandizing metanarrative stuff that reads like smog pouring directly out of the writer team's mouths, instead of coming from actual characters
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>>155480050
Rose was correct about the Life part, there were lots of clues. When she's transforming her body, she has the Life symbol all over her. The seer part also makes sense, she's obsessed with the lives of satyrs
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This update simply reinforces my opinion that Rosebot is for sex. Why are you so fixated on penis and people's first erections huh? HUH?
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grasping bobo's hair tightly and making him moan.
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>>155480078
nta but to each their own.
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>>155480086
put her beside the other seers and she fits in perfectly
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>>155480098
well yeah obviously but that's why it's fun to talk about it here
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>>155480035
Daddy issues wins out over bro issues. Happens.
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>>155480086
sorry. but i use del'fi with he/him pronouns.
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>>155480078
It fits coming from Dirk and Rose the most tbqhfamalam.
Have you heard those faggots speak?
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>>155480086
>she
>her
>she
>her
>she
Okay Rose, we get it. You don't respect your creation's desires to break out of the role you've set out for them via your Seer powers.
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>>155480096
I cannot in any world find anyone with the name bobo sexy.
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>>155480159
His name is probably Bowie. 5 letters, starts with bo-, is a type of knife.
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Why does Dirk care about feats if he looks down on Meat John, the guy responsible for LE's death. Dirk needs to kill himself.
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>>155480159
Bobo.. Boboooo. Bbboooooboooooo!!!!!!! Auuuugh~
(paints his boy womb white to the brim)
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>>155480144
Honestly was not expecting Rosebot to be the chuddy one when it came to Del'fi while Dirk actually used his pronouns.

She really despised those comments about her being a neglectful mom huh?
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>>155480096
ohhh when i catch bobo and they turn out to be a mtf..... you wont understand.. pounding the fuck out of that mare bitch
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I'm hoping and praying that Yiffy suffers and stops being such a literal bitch
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>>155480166
the knife part i didnt knew about that >:)
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>>155480125
i guess it's more WHAT they're talking about, not necessarily how they're saying it. like another anon said they read exactly like the hussie commentaries, which was fine when it was the actual author. both rose and dirk are SUPPOSED to be characters in this story, or at least they were. i don't know, it just feels like they become reductive and uninteresting characters if they stop actually BEING characters, and are just mouth pieces with some vague personality traits sprinkled on top for good measure
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>>155480167
>dirk when he thinks youre overrated
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hy9Knex35ag
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>>155480182
I want him to use me like his personal breed stallion. I would make her really happy.
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>>155480194
They are the authors. That's the point.
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>>155480210
>That's the point
yeah, that's the problem
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>>155480194
i dont agree with that. with these talks it really characterizes them. like rose getting so mad she leaves the room, dirk glazing his creatures.. it doesnt read to me as an hussie commentary
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Personally I'm waiting until we actually see Bobo before I find him attractive or not.
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>>155480167
One of the reasons I find this shitty sequel so grating is that it treats every character I like, but especially John, like a mentally retarded moron and finds every chance to belittle them, cant wait for June to be a thing and this never happens again
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>>155480194
If you read the Hussie commentaries and came away from them thinking his authorial thoughts were insightful or interesting I may have to take you back to the hospital because you clearly just wandered out after receiving a frontal lobe lobotomy.
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>>155480201
are you like, getting fucked or fucking?
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>>155480258
getting fucked. but sometimes i fuck him too. i like to switch and it seems he does like it too.
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>>155480229
its dirk talking. of course hes going to say something like that
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>>155480222
their little quips or whatever don't really change the substance of the conversations. like having to explain how it's actually not a bad thing that dirk made a species obsessed with labels as a non-label type of guy. it's just a preemptive response to a potential critique and the writers working overtime to justify their own writing decisions through rose and dirk
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>>155480225
of course he is. you think dirk would make unfuckable horseboys?
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>>155480255
i didn't, hussie's commentaries actually did the exact same thing these are doing (explaining the story back at the reader from an adversarial position)
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Johnfags truly are the most sensitive little nipples in our collective shirt. It's almost sad, non?
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>>155480279
Its not just Dirk. Its fucking every character man.
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>>155480281
you are looking at this at a 4d angle because youre traumatized from hussie and his meta stuff. sorry but thats the truth
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>>155480229
>cant wait for June to be a thing
Anon, I...
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>>155480317
the comic is literally on its hands and knees begging you to look at it from a 4d perspective
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June walked so bobo could run.
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I am still reading Homestuck, enjoying it but taking it slow ever since I started Act 6 because of life stuff, but I genuinely think about this joke every single day since I read it, It's so fucking good, I love the Midnight Crew so much I love them had people told me about them a decade ago I'd have read Homestuck so much sooner
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>>155480362
You're about to run face first in to the brick wall of reality
It's beautiful, like seeing a bug smash into the windshield of life
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>>155480167
it's fear
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>>155480362
There was an official homestuck game jam the other month and one of the games had the "punch into next week" thing be a gameplay mechanic
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>>155480375
shut up doom player let them enjoy homestuck
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>>155480294
Actually if you read this update you'd know that Dirk and Rose weren't as hands on as we first thought, they left the planet to develop from the seeds they left behind.
It's actually interesting even if it throws my theory about Swiss being a self insert for Dirk off. (Which I am not mad about despite writing up a very reasonable and well thought out thesis on the themes of such a thing happening would make sense given the extremely Dirk like traits we see him exhibit seemingly take over only for him to recoil sometimes at his sudden flashes of control freak nature overcoming him)

It seems that instead of carefully curating things to be meticulously what they wanted things simply evolved naturally to a point where both of them are happy with. The traits I assumed to be so strongly present in the characters we've seen being directly from Dirk and Rose's meddling instead seems to just be their very essence existing in their creations, with Rose saying the Nymphs all have a bit of her Light and the Satyrs all act with their Heart.
Like a disease or poison this also passed along their worst traits into these creatures. Dirk and Rose even get confronted with the most obvious examples of this and it's clear that it breaks their unflappable evil god personas for a moment to make them feel actually uncomfortable about who they are.

It's all quite fun to me.
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>>155480423
That joke was so good too, I'll look into all the fangames I missed after I'm done reading all the main stuff I need to read
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>>155480348
but its not on the "look at my writting" type of 4d, its a really strong character looking at the world they created and treating it like a gameshow. i dont know if you can understand that
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>>155480474
Anon the writers have used the characters to pat themselves on the back multiple times about the quality of their work by now.
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>>155480500
is this the same writers? no. and thats a fact.
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>>155480523
Yes. Yes it is. It kept happening after the current team took over, and if anything it happened more.
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>>155480281
You know if you're not living in a autistic hypercube bubble you can see it's a joke aimed at Dirk because he's obsessed with manliness and his species ended up being the faggiest thing ever. Which Rose is making fun of him for.
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>>155480535
nuh uh, the deltrious thing wasnt even created by the hs2 team. this is an entire diferrent team as is the art team and writting team
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>>155480474
okay, and when you reduce your two characters who created those worlds into "authors" of the story at what point does it stop being them complementing their "worlds" and start becoming them complementing their own writing. it just feels disingenuous

>>155480540
i got the joke
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>>155480540
this.
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>>155480565
Are you genuinely dense, just pretending to be this mentally damaged or did you forget what youve read so far?
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>>155480605
its almost like we have completely different perspectives on the story as a whole
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>>155480622
How is this a fucking answer
In fact how is this
>>155480565
A fucking answer as well it doesnt even contradict what I said you mouthbreather. You said its not the same team, I said the current team has done it more, you went nuh uh and then said something completely unrelated to the point.
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new threads
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Wake me up when the HSBC talk is over
Felt cute might god tier later
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>>155480866
>>155480866
>>155480866
>>155480866
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New thread.
>>155480898
>>155480898
>>155480898
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>>155480908
Absolutely doomed
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>>155480869
>update dropped
>generic unrelated edition
Pathetic.
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>>155480950
dont care about the update,



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