Troll X Human Edition. QOTT:Which troll do you think you could actually handle a stable relationship with. (Hard i know) Last Dream Bubble: >>155468397Homestuck Resources:https://homestuck.net/resources/booru/The best way to read homestuck:https://uhca.carrd.coWHITEBOARD!https://r7.whiteboardfox.com/77235896-7629-8057
DaveJade! ! ! :D
>>155480866Source for the artist?
>>155480866>inb4 "stable" equius horuss
>excellent hosts thread btfotime to delete yourselves you fags
A link to the actual new thread that's related to the newest update of the comic and not just generic shipping slop.>>155480898
>>155480999Fuck off fag
kissing ellith in her cheek.
>>155480976artist named Dorkyboo, seems their tumblr went the way of the dodo bird.
Last page I haven’t posted here, we’ll update tomorrow.Read Mythraic Here: https://mspfa.com/?s=71619&p=1
>>155480999we're not doing this shit again. i'm sick of seeing a bunch of retarded bullshit with generals going "ew i don't like that thread" and shitting up the catalogue with another one. fuck off nigger
>>155480895me omw to rape ellith
>>155480866Someone should clean up the whiteboard, it's been vandalized
>>155481096The groomcord...
>>155481096not in control of the whiteboard im just advertising it so people use it,
>>155481103nuh uh, we dont vandalize thats why we left for our own magmas
>>155481072>webcomic updates>someone makes a thread related to the webcomic update>another makes a thread about generic troll/human shipping shit
>>155480882yeah... davejade... im shedding a tear down my leg right now...
>>155479358>>155481061This is M____ from the MSPFA Mythraic. Her identity is currently a mystery, since she hasn’t appeared yet in the flesh, but readers will be seeing her soon once the prologue concludes.
are there people that actually dislike beyond canon, why
>>155481130nta but I like that the ops have variety. we had an update op earlier this week, last thread was about prospit/derse. this one can be about shipping
>>155481130you are the only one seething about this
>>155481189>we had an update op earlier this weekAnd today there was an actual update. What kind of point is that?
>>155480866You link all that stuff and not the actual comic? What a shame. Allow me then as you so clearly were forgetful in your rush. No shame in it, it happens to the best of us after all.https://beyondcanon.com/story/1118
>>155481244last time was an "actual update" as well. every update is an "actual update". bc will have a chance to be the op again soon enough it's not that serious
>>155481276can you stop larping as dirk
okay i failed spectacularly last time, so im trying again this time. sneed in draw requests pls
>>155481096doc scratch we need you! I can't capchalogue the art as it stands!
>>155481294what if he IS dirk like that other anon was? you ever think about that? no, you only ever think about yourself
>>155481306Humbly requesting Rosebot looking at Ly'lac's penis which she's failing to hide behind her hands on account of how big it is.
When will his humiliation end?
>>155481335that other guy hated dirk and was overflowing with charm and gap moe unlike this guy
>>155481184old thing good new thing bad
>>155481149Pleasure to meet you Mazed Maniac
>>155481306(if you are the same artist as last thread ill post the same request, if you are not the same artist, please consider the second option i posit)johnjade please :D maybe they are both at a dinner table and are both all blushy and embarrassed going on a real date.or!Ross lalonde (genderbent Rose) astounded at his sudden genderbending and looking down his super tight jeans (cause he has those now)
>>155481116Thats what a vandal would say…
>>155481184Is this before or after you learn what happens to Jade
>>155480866>QOTTI'd want one with Terezi but realistically Aradia would be more healthy.
>>155481294It's funny that you think I'm trying to be Dirk simply because I can string more than two sentences together in my posts as opposed to the more common practice of writing only the first thoughts that enter my mind and mashing Post.I'm actually devoting my time to being personable and thorough so there's little misunderstanding in my posting as this is a forum, a place for discussion. However much you may despise a proper discussion doesn't matter to me, I'll still post as I wish, hoping to spark someone else who can match my standards for a good talk or even debate.Somehow I don't think you fit that measure.
>>155481096Terezi's so fucking hot in this.
>>155481411You type like you want someone to obliterate your hole.
>>155481411it's honestly giving me chills how much you're grossing me out right now
>>155481362when you fuck your brother
>>155481306failed?
>>155481452>>155481457The best of the intellectually challenged that peruse these threads appear to be rowdy right now. I'll show myself the door for a few moments, let you cool off for a while.
>>155481306is it too greedy to ask for dirkdave
>>155481411someone obliterate this guy's hole pls while I watch
Just finished the meta commentary update, I did love it, but for me... I want to see see future meta updates with some canon voices, at least for ult dirk and rosebot. Make it super meta that it opens with a fake panel with dirk shove bs in your face shit. Hussie, be the voice of dirk it would be so fucking funny.
>>155481302miku harley
>>155481513ok it's kind of turning me on now
>>155481411>>155481513this isnt a forum! its an imagethread! Its for posting pictures of your favorite stuff and talking about them! you can do that too if you arent such a big jerk >:0we can have all the discussion you want if you arent snide and rude about it >:( so why dont you just go away!
>>155480866>QOTT:Which troll do you think you could actually handle a stable relationship with. (Hard i know)I wanna say stoner!gamzeebut nepeta is probably the real answer, even if her constant larp will get a little tiresome, we'd still get along famously
>>155481513get the lube while youre at it
>>155481513>The best of the intellectually challenged Sir this is homestuck beyond canon pls stop acting like rapemeat
>>155481551Hey now, I haven't been any more rude than the people I've engaged with. In fact I'd say I've been downright pleasant in comparison. I always strive to be the bigger person after all.I'm just saying everyone who can't stop thinking about me has been needlessly hostile when I was simply trying to prod some new and fresh discussion on the latest happenings.Much better than this boring retread of shipping of all things, don't you think?
holy fuck dirk is real
>only 50 posts in>this much black solicitation ittoh it's a shipping thread alright
>>155481600well i cant speak for anyone else idk. i like shipping and stuff >_> you can dislike whatever you want, but it seems the threads have already spoken for themselves! provoking people wont helpwhy cant we just talk about the comic update instead of arguing about it! and also talk about ships! we have 440 posts left! dont be so obtuse >:(
>>155481620how do I get my own dirk? do I like throw a pokeball at one?
>>155481600He's coming for you.
holy shit jade is real too
>>155481149Alright ive read what you uploaded so far, so I'll give you my thoughts so far:I think the format you're using is weird, I dont know why you decided to employ what looks like justified text instead of centered paragraphs like most adventures do, and the constant back and forth between the narrator and the character comes off as a bit weird (to me). Also, the text could use a double-check to see if it's a coherent sentence (no repetition, properly structured, etc) or if there's any spelling mistakes. I'm not sure how I feel about the liberal use of photoshopped images in place of actual sprites, so I won't comment on it. I'll keep an eye on it as you upload more stuff.
You know all this slandering of me and my character is actually quite sad of you?It really goes to show how it's not worth even trying to have an in-depth discussion on anything here. You'll just deride anyone who hopes to have some intellectual stimulation in the little free time they have in their busy lives.But no, it's okay. I know what you all really want now. Please, feel free to simply talk about your shipping, maybe even post your favorite troll.Go ahead I really don't care.
Listen, Dirk Anon, I know you like Beyond Canon and think it has intellectual value, but that is simply not the dominant opinion on this thread, so it would behoove you to simply be less combative about your take.
Would you guys quit prompting LLMs and copy-pasting It's really killing the vibes
Holy shit is like if Lovecraft's cat picked up a dictionary
ok we can't all be dirk guys
>>155481685don't forget karkat-anon
>>155481711>but that is simply not the dominant opinion on this threadfalse
>>155480035>Dave & Rose being split feels wrongIt feels wrong because it is wrong. Shipping SLOP tore apart the bestest of friends. Fucking jews.
>>155481704doesnt even try to have fun! just talks and talks and talks! arrrgh! I WILL TALK ABOUT SHIPS AND IT WILL BE COOL AND YOU WONT BE INVITED!!!!!!!anyways guys check out my cool room :D whadya think
>>155481704I got nothing against you, dirk- I mean anon
>>155481711Don't you fucking tell me what I feel and think you stupid ass bitch namefag cunt. I'll think it's interesting and well thought out if I fucking want to.
>>155481721that was dirk's whole character arc though- being several different dirks
>>155481735Well last time I checked the main opinion was that BC was mid at best and people only read it to jack off to the characters.
>>155481758>you stupid ass bitch namefag cuntnoooo your rp is ruined
>>155481570I enjoy Nepeta love so I will ignore the implication that you would have sex with her
>>155481711Hey Dalinar don't you have some children and a wife to burn
>>155481766well then maybe they should all start erping with each other so we at least can enjoy their autism itt
>>155481744That sure is a suspicious-looking jar
>>155481758You can think what you want, you simply need not be so aggressive and smug about it. Unity and such.
>>155481797w-well you know! just gotta keep the figures safe and all heehehe '0-0
>>155481784I confronted my past and attained the Third Ideal, themes and such.
>>155481768this is the general consensus yes
>>155481768this is only true for old good new bad fags
>>155481744I thought it was a funny considering how this thread's going.
>>155480866>QottTerezi pyrope
>>155481849Dirk's gooncave
>>155481840most people here also openly hate on A6 so thats clearly not the case
I love how dirk as a character makes everyone so schizo, i love it
>>155481858no! no no no no no!!!! thats my room! not his! his room would never be full of cool stuff like this! and it certainly isn't a gross "gooncave" Its for playing with gunpla and drawing and gaming and stuuuuff! >:( why do boys make everything about goons! im not a mafia boss....
>>155481849bahahahahha!
this whiteboard grief goes hard ngl
>>155481955excellent dave
>>155482027Pb taught us to fuck the chud. Yes the evil hamster man is included in that
>>155482064And yet it is the bully hangs the biggest canon dongAt this rate Colsla will be a tripod
https://files.catbox.moe/xbebsi.png
>>155435500I'm so happy seeing him again has made my bad day turn into a nice one
>>155482122>Touch cancer>DieI refuse to learn a lesson from this
>>155482149The radiation and dog genes have prepared Jade for the purpose of putting another child in someone to kill Dirk.
>>155482122Im confused is this red furry oc from beyond canon or what?
>>155482192Its the red miles, from the same person who did the aspect kids and Skaia
>>155482192yea i was just peeping the beyond slop canon update or whatever and saw some flash that had vriska and shit but then i saw it was uploaded a year ago or someshitthat red dog was in itvenom snake karkat was in it too, what the hell man
>>155482208>aspect kidspost it!
>>155482208Damn Jade impregnated allat?
>>155482222>>155482228Indeed, even Dirk finally acknowledged her hidden power in the update
https://www.buzzfeed.com/william_frank/homestuck-character-personality-quizlet's all take this shitass quiz to see how many dirks there really are
dirk stole his chair
>>155482122massive, MASSIVE amounts of unprotected, raw sex with her
>>155482235holy shit these concepts go hard. did he do the rest of them?
>>155482272Very well this should be--Oh, oh noTo quote Doomguy: "Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!"
>>155482304Not yet, he did however animate the best & of course most important one
>>155482235I still want to drink with and mudwrestle Mindy
Would you have sex with highbloods?
>>155482272is dirk even a possible result in this quiz
>>155482345Two wordsPraying Mantis
>>155482272I am a winner
>>155482272noooooooo im this dork
>>155482312>multiple dirks AND jades in this generalwhat the hell is going on
>>155482374Someone is getting spitroasted in the near future
>>155482272AKAB (assigned karkat by buzzfeed)
:0>>155482373>>>>:)
>>155482410>>155482368>>155482312
>>155482387yeah >>155482392this guy
>>155482272>https://www.buzzfeed.com/william_frank/homestuck-character-personality-quizThis quiz straight AAASSSSSSSSS
>>155481741>“Siblings who aren’t honest, so even though they care deeply about each other and worry about one another, they only express it indirectly.”
I remeber I found an artist who did Dave and Rose as super stalkers toward Jade and John, let me see if I can find it
Joey is cute. CUTE!
>>155482437why did you fumble jade so bad
>>155482527The narrative made me gay for troll ass
>>155482455nvm, can't find that shit but I remeber the entire topic was dave and rose were creepy kids. Dave was into pictures and had tons of Jade and Rose had tons of diaries or stolen shit
>>155480866>QOTTI'd like to be Eridan's friend sole friend. Maybe even lover if it drifts towards that.God knows that he was treated like cock and balls in the comic.
>>155482312yippee!! davejade!!
stroking my small pathetic sissy cock to vriska as she laughs at the size of it
>>155482751John Egbert...
>>155482751eridan it's over please get over your pitch feelings
>all these jades>only 1 single dave to go aroundyou guys are gonna have to fight to the death for it
>>155482783I like my scenario reversed
>>155482794>black-hair daveCURSED
>>155482794This art by panzu always made me think that even he knows deep down that Dave would never actually fall for someone like Jade, and it's why he drew the real Dave here looking disinterested. His version of Dave he makes for his animations are expressive for Jade like the other ones here. A bit sad if you ask me.
>>155482794i am like this in my dreams
>>155482272>another rose lalondeforeshadowing
>>155482851Nice girls always finish last… men only like alpha males
>>155482272>I don't like this. I don't like this one bit. I could even say that I'm scared piss-and-shitless.
>>155482851>disinterestedhes just doing the regular dave pokerface, you can see the sketch has his eyebrows up, hes clearly interested but not being expressive about it
I was informed Baltamorians apparently have an accent and what they speak is called Baltimorese
>>155482783Don't worry! I'm more interesting in John! Joooohn where aaare youuuuu~ <3
Making a callout video for ipgd to coincide with AI lovingly embracing the many characters in my highly mpregged brain and making cute images of them and helping me publicize them so normies can love them
What the fuck are you talking about.
>>155483153Shut up faggotGo back to jerking off to your dad molesting you as a child translated into gay porn or whatever
>>155483256Scathing reposte
>>155482144Despite everything I think you will enjoy the overall SS/JN subplot by the end of the story
My cosplay will soon be born
>>155482272>6 options, each blatantly being one of four beta kids, karkat and vriskaThat's abysmal dogshit even by homestuck quiz standards
we didnt get poop on mirror rendition of John Egbert :(
>>155481276>You link all that stuff and not the actual comic?Because this is genuinely abysmal dogshit. I can't tell if reading this is making me angry or giving me second-hand embarrassment.Kill HSBC writers. Behead HSBC writers. Roundhouse kick a HSBC writer into the concrete. Total HSBC writer death IMMEDIATELLY.
>>155483888Which part am I meant to get mad at and why?
>>155483888I would have love-filled passionate unconsensual sex with the HSBC writers
>>155483888>>155483946Bait posts.
The SBURB kids are technically white, and Hussie did say that he couldn’t really see them as anything other than white. Would this mean that they would have BWCs?
so i just woke up and a lot happened last so ill talk about it.i simewhat understand wanting a thread about a update. a mf last [S] update kept making unrelated threads even though all that people kept talking about was the update in question. it was annoying. but this update doesnt have that much meat (haha) to go along with it its just chatting. so like if you want to talk about it just brin it up occasionaly!
>>155483948The fact they continue to rape Dirk's character even further. I thought his villainous turn because they had no actual antagonist was bad enough but now the current team brings us Marvel/DC comic-tier wriging>he now has a pierced right ear because he's GAY FAGGOT WHO LIKES COCK so he needs that to show off he's a GAY FAGGOT WHO LIKES COCK >now we get this tacky dialogue(writing that honestly reeks of retarded woman that is oddly obsessed with gay men which is factually what HSBC writers raised on twitter are) because he's GAY FAGGOT WHO LIKES COCK and therefore NEEDS to talk about these things and like thatIt's the opposite of a Dirk from actual HSBC who was very much a guy who just so happened to be gay. A genuine rare case of a character who was gay in the sea of dogshit "gay characters"I wonder if the next amazing example of from these retarded bitches writing HSBC: him bringing up drag or cringeworthy talk about leather daddies? I'd have said gratuitous use of twink but that hackery has been already squared away back with the HS^2 team.Maybe you're numb to it but I've liked Dirk for the way he was back in homestuck and now they're about to kill off the last good parts about it because they're fucking imbeciles who don't get these characters and can't write them for shit. Dumb fucking hoes, thank god recent news on homestuck.com called epilogues and by extension HSBC fanfics, they doesn't deserve any other title.>>155483954>it's bait because it's an opinion I disagree withKill yourself
>>155484109no, that was a joke. he said that same year that the kids race can be whatever
>>155484225the earling hasnt been drawn on dirk at all this update. and the fact that youre so angry that youre transforming into proto lovecrafts cat is funny
>>155484237you are so fucking retarded holy shit
>>155484225Mindbroken niggerbabble.
>>155484242he looks more and more like dio
>>155484247no he doesnt?
>>155484249i know hsbc team wants to, one more move and he will look like dioor billy herrington
>>155484247Reminder that because of the timeskip he used to skip waiting for Deltritus to develop, he could have been sleeping in a coffin during that time. We just don't know.
>>155484237>this updateThis update is continuing the trend from that shitty flash, that ring and this retarded chat are manifestations of the same brand of garbage characterization.>youre so angry Yeah, because one of my favs is getting mangled, sorry to hear you're too low IQ to get it.
>>155484251it's almost poetic the village idiot of these threads just so happens to be the only one defending bc
>>155484258who you're talking about?
>>155484258nigga its not just him. just going to say that
>>155484258Lovecraft?
this writing is pretty ass ngl
making everyone ITT kiss so the obvious blackrom ends.
i just realized that hal could still exist since people can just desprite.
>>155484276abysmal
>>155483946>>155484276This shit reads like Marvel movies after they decided everyone had to be Tony Stark levels of quippy
>>155484286WAIT WHAT IF HE'S NOT WEARING GENERIC DIRK SHADES BUT HAL INSTEAD?
>>155484299lmao. lol even
>>155484299holdon you're cooking
>>155484315>>155484318i do this
>>155481698>formatting >minor spelling mistakeThanks for the feedback Anon. I’ll have to check out the formatting to see if that something that was intended on our end or an oversight. Same for clarity, some pages were completed right before publication, so that might be an error on our end. > Narrator back and forth is strange That’s one of the little quirky differences that emerged because of the development changes. As you might be able to tell, this isn’t structured like other MSPFAs. That’s as designed. There are more than a couple twists and turns in mind, and we aim to keep you guessing, >Liberal use of photo bashingSorry man, can’t be helped. We have (1) artist, who makes the hero modes and designed the character sprites. The main writer doesn’t have an art bone in the body, so we work with what we can use on hand. Drawing assets would kill the schedule, which is important to ensuring that this doesn’t end up abandoned. Have Photopea, Will bash.
>>155482182If she cannot beat Dirk with her own power, she will build the warrior who can.
>>155484415She could but, as Dirk and Callie seem to know, they have kept her ass down and out. Therefor her seeds shall beat the fuck out of Dirk
Some moderately interesting info
Awful
According to Rose Delfi is the Seer of Life
crossin6 my fin6ers that nothin6 8ad happens to Alt. Calliope. Always hated that 6reen fucker, 8ut she's actually pretty cute, charmin6, endearin6, funny, and cute. I'm 6onna 8e REAL fuckin6 pissed if anythin6 happens to her. It does help that she's possessin6 Jade's 8ody. Definitely makes her cuter
>>155484508yes, we already knew from last night but thanks.
This thread needs more bec noir so have this picture I found. I hope you anons all have a very good day :)
>>155484663thanks!
>>155484775damn anon you're not even 6onna say 6oodmornin6 8ack?
>>155481362Everything since the Retcon has been one big Dave humiliation ritual. It'll never end, he'll always become more and more pathetic. It's his punishment for overstaying his welcome and not dying when he was supposed to. This is what he wanted, he wanted to be the Dave that lives a long life with his friends and escape his fate, this is what he gets, and what exactly he gets is Hussie and his gang of AO3 writers raping his tight Texan butthole with a variety of sharp rusted objects forever while 99.99999% of devoted fans cheer for joy.
>>155484855Dirk calling Dave a limpdick loser is a bit out of character no?
>>155484914ultdirk has always been super out of character for dirk. retards will tell you that's the point
>>155484914>out of character That's the tagline of post-canon content
>>155484963beautiful...
>>155484963Erirezi...
>>155484963kino
>>155484963Funny Valentine as an older Caliborn/slim LE and we're set. >>155485008Beautiful
>>155484963>TH1S 1S TH3 T4ST3 OF 4 L14R
>>155485037fat caliborn engorged from eating meat for the first half of the comic before he slims up for the final battle lmfao
unironically i for6ot just how auralicious Dirk was. like ni66a's just standin6 there aura farmin6. He's doin6 nothin6, and still somehow looks 8adass doin6 it
anyways, kinda fucked how Kanaya was just a8out to take advanta6e of a drunk 6irl just for some puss. i mean, i can't say i wouldn't do the same, 8ut it's still pretty scummy imo
>>155484914DIrk has only ever been exposed to A03 Dave like can you blame the guy for getting tired of him now after all these years?
>>155485204Maturing is realizing these two should be swapped.
>>155485138dirk deserves to get sexed homosexually by terezi that would fix him
Good morning HSG!
What are the lore implications of Swiss Elysi's hoo-ha?
>>155485280Hyenas...
>>155485216true...
I'm thinkin6 that DaveKat unironically is an LEn6lish ploy to distract Dave (the one supposed to 8e destined to defeat him) from his destiny.Think a8out it. Time is associated with loneliness and/or independence (Jade (who started off misali6ned with her Aspect to an extent) was extremely lonely on that fuckin6 island she lives on, Dave's fine 8y himself and says "i dont think of hours going by the same way anymore ... they are my hours but not everyone elses theyre kind of like private hours all to myself") so 8y settin6 him up with Karkat, it sorta takes away his independence, especially when paired with specifically a 8lood player (8lood's all a8out 8onds and shit, so it'd 8e opposed to Time's independence).Which means that parin6 with Karkat was 8ad for Dave's actualization as a character, and therefore a set up 8y 8i6 En6lish>>155485225trve. I mean, he just appeared and she immediately started mackin' on him
>>155485320i want to have sex with you. your pelvis will be broken by the time im done.
>>15548534686 kun having someone who wants to fuck him more than me makes me irrationally angry.
>>155485363its the same way anons want to fuck loser characters
Can love bloom on the shitass humanimals general?
mfw anons have a pity orgy near me
>>155485320The Prophecy Dave agenda is spreading... the ONE TRUE Knight of Time...
>>155485379yeah well people should wanna fuck me because I'm cute, cool, smart, funny, and can draw!! and that's something a lot of anons don't have >:( Grrr i want attention!!!!>>155485503this Dave is so cute....i just wanna hold him ;-;
Karkat really looks like such a faggot in pesterquest jesus
>>155485415>pit orgy
>>155485503when the dave writing is tragic & existential with a heavy side of fatalism & destined death that he tries to hide under layers upon layers of irony
>>155485346thank you anon, I a6ree. I'd want to have sex with myself if I were you too>>155485517>cute, cool, smart, funny, and can draw!!desu i'm all of this and more so... you mi6ht need to stasedrft
tirona best girl
>>155485693correct and accurate alpha dave
>>155485624thats very overdone and boring
>>155485068i kind of want to see adachi fucking gamzee now
>>155485280>>155485300so i was right about it being a hyena situation after all
>>155485796not at all
I was thinkin6 a8out Makima from Chainsaw Man for tan6entionally Homestuck-related reasons, and I know she's either 8lood or Mind8ound, 8ut I can't decide which, and I can't decide Class (I'm thinkin6 either Pa6e or Witch). It's horri8le to have such a humanmon6ous 8rain like this...>>155485781>dis6ustin6 mid8lood on my screenNeeds Immediate Cull Correction>>1554857988rooo come on where are you 6ettin6 these from??
>>155485809what is a hyena situation
>>155485796and dave being a cuck loser who only talks about his faggy boyfriend all day isn't?
>>155485851fell for dirks commentary award
>>155485624>>155485851What if both of these things at the same time <3
>>155485624thats very kino and so sadstuck
>>155485864i've felt this way about dave before ultdirk even had the displeasure of existing
when 17 of setember comes, which is the day i get my screen tablet i will leave this sad drawcuck life and become a drawgod. believe it!
>>155485904ehem, sir, the groomcord is this way
>>155485902argubly right now (latest s page, in which he was ready to defend against dirk) dave is levels of independence he never was before in bc standarts. better than doing nothing.
>>155485792Truefax
>>155485835hyenas give birth through their pseudo penises
>>155485913no, you see. im a page of space. thus this is part of my character arc. i will not join it. i will be the hero nobody asked, but needed.
>>155485830araneas a midblood you twat
>>155485929that's assuming he was on dirk's side which we don't know. Ironically i'm pretty sure most people are assuming he was there to help karkat
>>155485947ah i see i seecan you smell this piece of cloth before you go tho?
>>155485954>whole crew is going to die>yeah he only cares about karkat
>>155485966yes exactly
Everybody. Go on dollsim RIGHT NOW and make a fankid with your classpect. If you already have a drawing/sprite of your kidsona, post it instead. I'll start.
>>155485958does it smell like musty armpits and cum? if not then its a pass.i will be the first drawfag to ever draw while using a cock cage. i am going to be legendary i promise
>>155485987can you draw delfi showing off his musty armpits ok thank you drawgod
>>155485980did she get the humongus forehead inherited by rose? very cute and funny
>>155485980I already have art, boom.
>>155485987are you the sissy capricorn or somebody else
>>155485994i thought i was the only (and biggest) delfi fan. thank you for showing that i am not alone. you request will be done when i receive my new tablet. bet that on my sissy cheeks.>>155486024yes, got it completely right.
>>155486038Thank you... you and me are in this together... Delfiwarriors for life.
>>155485008it's kino, I fear
why is it green
>>155485999She's basically meant to have a really big huge pony tail, and then the little wukong headband (which fits cause...she's literally *literally* sun wukong chick, while also being my sona.)So she doesn't have that big a forehead she just has really big hair. And also and most importantly, I *really* suck at art and even moreso spriting so it came out weird. I should probobly consider re spriting this whole bitch.
>>155482135>>155482275how do these have no replies, these are cool
>>155486038heres a request then. a purpleblood of your choosing showing ass cleavage
>>155485980fine, i'll pity you
why is there no panel of terezi bouncing and moaning on it
>>155486106its best to ignore anything coming from the groomcord >>155486072the horns? stylistic choice. many artists do it
>>155486125hussie was going to but he was shot by the CIA. everything retcon and beyond was ghostwritten
>>155486140>its best to ignore anything coming from the groomcordthe coping is hard
>>155486147anon im talking about the latest pesterlog
>>155486169the latest pesterlog is a subtle political statement on the CIA through hinting at what they tried to suppress
>>155486191dirk being the cia makes a lot of sense actually
>>155485947>page of spaceTop 5 most breedable classpects
>>155486273If I may ask what are the most attractive classpects to you
>>155480866Kanaya is a pretty stable, well-adusted troll. Terezi would probably be alright too as long as Gamzee and Vriska are out of the picture.
i will make dave my boyfriend
>>155486340Jadeanon might fight you on that. I think she wants Dave the most . Anyone else want to fuck Dave?
>>155486353i am jadeanon!! and i do want dave the most!
>>155486353>jadeanon
>>155486140>groomcordwhat does this mean im new
rape violetbloods to death
>>155486363aint this the nigga that still whines about fan comics
>>15548637150 moar hours of lurking needed
>>155486383she does?
>>155486389no the dude making fun of her he spergs out anytime you talk about them
>>155486384please explain
>>155486395hell if i know, i just find the pic fugly
>>155486400lurk moar
>>155486279Thats a completely different question>prince of space>seer of light>prince of void>witch of time>thief of blood
>>155486408ok i am going to assume this "groomcord" is quite definitively the correct people in this situation because you're a dumbass stuck in 2018
>>155486409>MFW no gent of piss
>>155486400there's a semi private discord full of artists and guys from HSG and they do a bunch of shit like magmas and shit. this guy is just salty about it for no reason. lol
>>155486418Of course they are this is just the local sperg throwing a tantrum over nothing.
>>155486418no offense but you might be retarded if you don't know what "groomcord" means. probably the easiest portmanteau imaginable
>>155486433>>155486434Yeah I figured, was just planning on doing some art too and wanted to be aware if any people I could get involved with actually did anything illegal or not, thank you for the help>>155486437Not what I wanted to know I obviously could deduce "grooming" + "discord" was the meaning behind that word, I wanted to know if there was actual pedophilic activities going on or if it was just a stupid motherfucker getting mad at people befriending each other like in many other generals, turns out it was the latter.May the thread get back on track now
>>155486437>anon vagueposts to newfag expenting them to know, gets mad when they dontfucking bravo
>>155486433im not salty, thats just what people told me when i wanted to know something :(
>>155486449that wasn't me esl-kun i was just joining in on the convo
>>155486457Not you, the guy who started calling it a groomcord. Nothing on you anon.
>>155486462
>>155486448well quirkfag said upthread that he would would rape a drunk girl if given the chance so who can you really trust
>>155486470>latinxKys
>>155486462>esl-kunwho? im losing track of how many mofos pop out of these thread
>>155486448Niggas always getting mad at a discord that no one advertises or puts out there other than a weekly magma. Honestly it isn't niggas, it's one nigga. Shit dude. It's pretty rad up in there.
>>155486470>tavros and his friends
Rate daveroxy
>>155486476i'm just calling him esl. you guys are way too obsessed with personalityfagging here
>>155486478i think you summed it up way too well
>>155486473what does this have to do with anything. he not even in it. and do you think him saying that was serious when in the same post he said that kanaya was raping rose?
>>155486501i was defending the groomcord please stop crying
>>155486492I think it's cute and they should have sex
>>155486521Dave being like "ok fine I guess I'll have sex with the teen version of my mom, I didn't even know her so it's chill" and then by the end of it he's sobbing into her shoulder as he pumps her full. And Roxy is half gone and in a frenzy and somehow still comforting him while also taking all of his cum
>>155486327here’s the better version
>>155486448i think there definitely is a huge superiority complex of thinking less of other drawfags but i cant quite prove it. the meaninless isnt good for pr though.
>>155486470>latinxbased
>>155486554I think you think that discord is way more tightly knit and cabal like than it actually is. It's just a bunch of artists and a few other bozos. If anything we want more dudes on there. It's just troublesome because discords and discord drama *is* supremely cringe. And we don't want it infesting this place too much (ironic given that I'm still talking about it).
>>155486554*how mean some people from there are isnt good for the pris what i meant to say
i know i really talk about davejade a lot but i would love to be equius' moirail and help him calm down during all that rage
>>155486587Your a kind soul. It would take a lot to get through to him. Especially if you were a low blood, or a human. I would personally try to be eridans moirail. Tho I might switch between pale and red, I can't help it.
>>155486587hes not exactly angry. somethings just tick him off badly. its urges
I wonder how you would fix equius. Theoretically. Either in a pale or red fashion. Is there anything that could help? Maybe other than somehow reigning in his strength so he can achieve his dreams of grace and dignity.
>>155486641anal rape via horse
>>155486013What a random combo
>>155486119arent you the nigga who said he molested his cousin
>>155486478are you allowed to say that word?
>>155486689he is
>>155486693I'm like half black if that helps. What's the ratios to unlock that shit?
/hsg/ is for the molested not the molesters
>>155486705it's a cycle of abuse
>>155486689>>155486694uhhhhh based?
>>155486705Wrong. If you have glasses, buck teeth, an interest in shitty 90s action movies and/or ghost busters. Your ass is MINE.
>>155486718pardon me nigga?
>>155486705molested.
>>155486705if you're a homestuck and not a molester then you missed the point
>>155486718and trust me. i'm not a sea-nigger. i wasn't molested as a child and i doubt i have any actual mental diseases. i just did it for the love of the game>>155486748>basedborugo back to your shartstuck thread on your site nigger
>>155486748>filenameanon..
>>155486798that retard is always spamming jaks
>never been molested AND never molested anyoneIt's over, I'm behind the /hsg/ meta and I'll never catch up
>>155486813just go back in time, and molest yourself retard
>>155486794>>155486798das giga mayne>>155486807it's not only me just saying
>>155486813molest someone, retard, ultimately, giving is superior choice. just like creating, because you DELIVER the content, not be betabucks consumer
>>155486813molestlet
>>155486825>it's not only me just sayingsure it isn't bud
>boogeyman>boogeyman>boogeyman>boogeymanyou people suck
>>155486853Love how the thread devolves into talking about people who aren't using the thread now, or talking about some boring ass discord drama instead of the comic. Why are we talking to a cousin toucher?
>>155486825Get ye back to yon Basedsites.
i wish i was molested by dave
>>155486869>Why are we talking to a cousin toucher?he's based and sexy, i heard he's 14'88ft tall
>>155486870good for you i can't qoysoute you
>cousin touching>niece touchingWhen is /hsg/ touching an aunt or an uncle?
>>155486898i copped a feel once>t.cousin toucher
>>155486871dave would molest you once one night when he was super drunk and lonely and never mention it againbro would molest you every single night and jealously beat your ass if you get a crush on any other kid your agedirk would install hidden cameras all over and guiltfap to you undressing but save every single recordingwhich one is the hottest?
for times like this i always hold a june in my pocket for a quick explosion
>>155486942Gotta admit some of these sprits and designes are good
>>155486880He also has 8 balls and four dicks.
i love june egbert
remember when these threads where about homestuck
>>155486989we should share art/fics of bro molesting people
>>155486989this is what im doing. getting back to course with brute force
>>155486989they should be about beyond canon instead
>>155487009just talk about both.
>>155487008this shit isnt homestuck
>>155487021Sure it is. She's gonna steal your breath by sucking your dick.
>>155487021is this homestuck?
The groomcord is full of cute girls, I can feel it , and they see our posts and go "teehee, Anon's dick is so small!" and laugh at our expense. Which is true in my case, but still hurts you know.
>>155487003ogayhttps://archiveofourown.gay/works/64141765/
i have a rigid 2016 cut off date for reading any homestuck fanfic
>>155487043we do its very funny
>>155487059Really? Some really good ones have been coming out recently. Daverose summer produced a plethora of amazing daverose fics for example. If you know where to look, you can find gems!
>>155487074Don't lie, there's one girl there and she only cares about shotas.
>>155487099yeah but she makes fun of anons with small dicks so its still true
>>155487099you underestimate the quantity of femanons
death
>>155487075yeah i guess i should've prefaced this by saying daverose is the one ship i trust people to still write good fics for
>>155487114no I don't >:0 im nice!!!
>>155487122Well sure, but none of them are on the "groomcord" as I suppose we are going to be calling it from now on. >>155487134True enough. I'm fairly reserved with what I read, I hardly venture out from a few ships, and with other ones (karezi, daverezi, ect ect) I find older fics far far far exceed the quality of newer ones.
>>155487149i remember when you made fun of anon for a having a clitty....
>>155487134I WISH YOU COULD SAY THE SAME FOR JOHNJADE T-T
>>155487175You VILL read the 15038th fic of JuneJade feminization fetish and you VILL like it
>>155487195Release me from this June jade shaped prison. There's not even a single good junejade fic. I don't even hate June. BUT IT RUINS IT.
>>155487175yeah sorry don't worry all the ships i like get bad fanfic now too. daverose is just lucky and probably warranted
>>155487216it's not just that. its all the good ones. that other anon mentioned karezi, but all the Karkat fics are ruined by DaveKat energy!!.AGHHHkarkat is sooo cute when he isn't being made into an insufferable yapper who both talks too much about his feelings and says nothing of value at all! I wanna read a karnaya fic...
>>155487009god no
>>155487036I LOVE KIKI!!!
>>155487164are you saying that in a deragatory way or is that just the name?
>>155487244the good thing is the vast majority of homestuck fic was written prior to 2016, which is exactly why it's my cut off date. just enjoy the labor of a fandom long passed, or maybe re-enjoy if you're old like me
>>155487269I think the name is rather amusing. So I'm just gonna call it that lovingly. >>155487260
>>155487281are you the anon who was going to post art? will you draw dirkdave for us
>>155487303There's a lot of artists here. Are you referring to mr poop mirror John anon? I am not him.
i cant take this shit seiously. did that motherfucker just say poop mirror john anon? LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>155487324>mr poop mirror John anonhuh
>>155487335>>155487338Funny person this one.
>>155487324No I thought maybe you were this anon who was concerned about the hsg grooming allegations >>155486448
>>155487338they could be any of us. even you! even me!
>>155487303oh crap, this reminds me!!!! fuck I promised to draw dirkdave like ages ago but never got around to it! sorry anons @_@ i kinda got side tracked by a lot of shit. i will draw DirkDave for all of you i promise!!!!
i wish there were more fics of my otp that werent just one shots consisting of the same old “[REDACTED] rapes [REDACTED], the end.” premise, like i do find it hot and all but its literally all we ever get in terms of porno fics. id just go on crewbooru if i wanted to see that, whoever correctly guesses what ship im talking about gets 20 dollars cashapp btw.
>>155487354oh wait was this in response to last sunday's magma?
we're still waiting poopanon. don't be a pussy
>>155487357No, I am not this anon. I don't even draw, I'm afraid to say. >>155487381As far as I can gather.
>>155487391>As far as I can gather.cant say i blame him that magma was so swag, tridesert was there
>>155487409why are you trying to bait them
>>155487046NOW we're getting somewhere!
>>155487409.... >>155486582
>>155487436idk
>>155486554>>155486582Wa
>>155487452wasnt the whole superiority thing a creation from the thread? thoso mofos just post their magmas from time to time and dip idk what else they do
Someone needs to write a fic of Vriska molesting someone. (John but anyone is fine)
>>155487374don't worry i can wait an eternity
>>155487566that davejade drawing i did was good practice for drawing dave. now i just need to draw dirk correctly!! i did draw brorose one time, but i got lazy and didn't draw his hat, so it was kinda dirk rose too 0^0
>>155487602can you post the brorose one i missed it and want to see
>>155487634wowthis drawing fucking sucks!!!!! but you did ask nicely so here you go :D
I firmly believe thatA lone 29 year old women is owed a prime shota dirk. The government must deliver and hussie some personally apologize for the sins and trauma his comic caused.
>>155487672waow...based....there's never enough brorose on God's green earth thank you
got to clean up bs.
is she real for this?on that note, how do you guys feel about davekat
>>155487979johnkat better.
>>155487979>How do you guys feel about DavekatDavekat is a creation of pure evil and dishonor.
New John glassesI should use them for one of my own characters >>155487979Giving people what they want is a trip to becoming a mentally ill wreckDavekat enjoyers deserve hell
>>155488006>piss is better than shitone man's trash is still trash
>>155488006saying this 4 days after 9/11 just rubs me the wrong way :/
the Rapist Shirt
>>155488065The closest things Dirk did to rape were the resurrection kisses, unlike his beta self he's too much of a bitch to diddle anyone.
>>155488117yet
Jane really is sucepti8le to flattery huh
>>155488198easy lay
post unusual daves
>>155488215
>>1554882046od i hope so. she's just so cute even at her worst
>>155487955Is it too late to ask to keep the deep fried jpeg corner where Dave and caliborn are at?
Cali8orn could've fucked her if he just didn't call her a fatty chu8ster. She was really over here 8lushin6 here like slut over a few compliments from someone she has clear animosity towards.Like she was 6enuinely 8ein6 seduced until Cali8orn started 6ettin6 fetish-y with it
>>155488322Is Caliborn the BLACKEST man in fiction? Is he blacker than Piccolo?
...
>>155483868>>155487354>>155487389>>155487409every single art piece is valuable. thats a lesson that i hope to teach you all, i just completed my thesis on art itself, its my masterpiece.now. without any more talking. its poop time
>>155488429oh. so she is a lime8lood after all
>>155488435https://files.catbox.moe/jcksnj.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/dlkptv.jpg
>>155488447no way
>>155488384He’s the happiest nigger in fiction degrading women and planning epic battles between young males to save them from feelings
>>155488447anon....
>>155488429>lime-colored blush>>155474515APOLOGIZE TO ME IMMEDIATELLYt. >>155474331
>>155488478Why is he so sad :(
>>155488514he saw >>155488447
>>155488447fantastic. bravo
>>155488447
>>155488447Hahaha holy shit
>>155488447BASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASED
>>155488496i apolo6ize... i should've realized she CULL88 from the moment I saw her...
Take that, i want apologies for the mfs that said that i WOULD NOT do it. fuck all of yall
>>155488538>holy shitholy shit indeed
>>155488538>holy shit>shitkek
>>155488447oh my gfukbig god you actual demented piece of shit you sohuld be istitutioopnaled right now
>>155488447The groomcord cabal will approach you within the next 72 hours. Be alert for our signs.
Iconic moments of modern day hsg>The return thread>Moon and Tri straddling picture in cosplay>FemAnon records and posts a vocaroo of a few vriska lines and someone posts them self jacking off to it. >Anon takes a pic with his gf in Dave and Terezi Shirts>Quirkfag drops his retarded as trauma dump>Anon creates artwork with actual shitWhere do we go from here
>>155488561nah u gotta draw a piss jade first to satisfy prospitcestanon
>>155488622hsg sextape?
>>155488622hs6 or6y
>>155488447anon you eat enough fiber? that doesnt look great desu
super sage
>>155488657Sage of Hope?
>>155488622>Anon takes a pic with his gf in Dave and Terezi Shirtshated that guy.>>155488652yeah all of us will be fucking your hole until you admit that u are gay
hsg does it again
>>155488622>Anon takes pic with his gif. Repost anon.> Where do we go?Hsg group sex. Each anon pics a character and must not break, no matter how freaky it gets.
drawgods 0drawcucks 1
>>155488669>yeah all of us will be fucking your hole until you admit that u are gaythis 8ut it's the reversealso>hated that guywhy
>>155488648>>155488652>>155488687Great Minds Think alike.
>>155488690we're taking down the groomcord one shit mirror at a time
>>155488691dont act like you werent also jealous you bitch mf
>>155488690i think you meanpoopKINGS 1drawchuds -1
>>155488687
>>155488706dw we'll honor this bastard in the next magmawe'll put moonrunes up to it
>>155488708true... true. i mean homestuck 6F would 8e cool, not specifically terezi, 8ut yeah...
this is how i feel right now after doing that shit
>>155488721wym? that WAS moonrunes>>155488732>after doing that shit
>>155488732>after doing that shit>that shit>shitshartanon i have no words to describe what you just did
>>155488721shut it faggot we don't need your pity magma penance
>>155488754yes you do you love it cmon
>>155488746im a hero that doesnt wear a cape. neither pants.
>>155488754nta but WE don't. you, on the other hand
>>155488741>wym? that WAS moonrunesoh yeah sure mb
thread's ending, poop anon here says bye. bye guys. great thread;
>>155488805bye poopKING.... 'til next time
>>155488622Forgot the iconic thread where everyone was lore/trauma dumping about being groomed and manipluated which lead to the creation of "Thank you hsg, very cool" imagine
>>155488447beautiful. outstanding. dare i say kino. performance art is NOT dead. in fact, this may very well be its rebirth. thank you for your service beloved poopanon
>>155488816image**
>>155488805btw i am a drawcuck myself. just did what needed to be done to bring balance to the world.
>>155488875Smearing shit on a mirror doesnt make you a drawfag poopanon
>>155488447moonrunes why did you do this
>>155488926no. it does not make you a mere drawfag. it makes you an ARTIST. the Duchamp of our time
thread died so nobody will noticed that i posted this
>>155488926no, i draw. like seriously
>>155488989Post your work then
>>155488926True, it makes that anon an ascended type of an artfag mere drawfags cannot even compete with
>>155489010if i post it. just imagine posting a drawing and then anons going"hey thats poopfag!"would you like to be known as poop fag? hell no
>>155488989look at the groomcord still laughing in your face even after your triumphant artistic revelation
>>155488224>>155488215thank you
>>155489029Damn cant really argue with that logic, so I gues ill have to beleive you. But youve just started a who's who game where we will accuse every drawfag of being poop anon, hope you know that.
>>155489010but i will show you that i did make this eridan. if you even remenbered it. i do 2d and 3d
>>155489060fine. i made equius showing his back muscles a couple whiteboards ago. thats all you need to know.
>>155489042>caring about what the groomcord thinksescape the matrix lil bro
>>155489042>caring about groomcord's opinionGenuinely worse than smearing shit on the mirror.
>>155489042well why are they scared of coming to the thread? little scared of me?
anyways make a new thread
>>155489144we've laughing for 2 straight hours thanks a lot rofl
>>155489106>>155489128>>155489144almost a cinematic string of replies
>>155489259talk to me then. i dont bite. i do poop though.hope yall learned the lesson. dont mess with hsg drawfags. youll need to go thru me first.
>>155487579Then they had bed breaking sex (swiss’ heterosexuality was saved forever and they had 5000 foals)
i understand the moment and shit(HAHA) but we're at page 8 so bake
>>155488622so do we call these massive moments scratches? can we start doing that?
>>155488622>FemAnon records and posts a vocaroo of a few vriska lines>someone posts them self jacking off to it.have not seen this one
>>155489494Scratch my BALLS nigga lmao
>>155488622davejade!
>>155489500*kicks your balls*
Hey it's me prospitcest anon I'm here to formally apologize to poop John anon for ever doubting him. I am nothing in comparison to his eminence...
>>155489473please its page 9 make a thread now!
>>155489527how was the reaction in there? did yall laugh at me or with me?
>>155489570A mix of horror and respect. You have a dedication we lack. I cannot speak for others. But I for one kneel.
>>155488622>Moon and Tri straddling picture in cosplay>FemAnon records and posts a vocaroo of a few vriska lines and someone posts them self jacking off to it. qrd on these? or archive link?
>>155489473>>155489545Nobody's baking a new bread because /hsg/ has peaked and now is officially overEveryone go home
>>155489584ngl anon, i have been talking to you in the threads quite a bit. i even recommended you pink sparks. how does that feel?
>>155489570>i drew john poopbert to own the groomcord or something i sure hope they are mocking me in good faith
>>155489637I smile warmly upon thee. You are truly, *truly* an artisan. And you have my respect. Even if it disgusted me, that is what art is all about.
>>155489527didnt you use to make threads? PLEASE PLASE PLEASE MAKE ONE
>>155488622There was this homestuck thread on here that randomly hit 900 bumps in 2024
>>155489642we'll do smth to honor him
>>155489691She is wet like a faucet here
>>155489735>>155489735>>155489735
>>155489675you dont need to honor a jester. the laughs are the payment anon.
>>155490173>>155490182it's beautiful, stuff like this that exists.
