What's her fucking problem?
She just doesn't like them.
This is such a funny promotion
I mean I've never seen that cow get laid. If I was smiling that long without getting laid, I would stop smiling too.
>>155648502Pretty sure getting laid is a prerequisite for a milk cow, Anon.
>>155648356>we need to talk...
>>155648356She knows what you did.
>>155648356jazz music stopped
>>155648356off her antidepressants
>>155648356It's either a social awareness thing, or just a promotion to get people to search and collect the different package
>>155648447But you liked me yesterday.
>>155648356she found out she's about to be turned into a whopper
>>155649214That's the craziest part of all. Is it going to be a serious message or is just them announcing a new flavor or something? It could go either way
>>155648356do not the laughing cow
>>155648356
>>155648356She ain't a fan of Slim's yodelinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lbDffcBam8
>>155649255My money is going to be on something stupid like "The packages will be blue now because we're making them blue cheese for a while."If they were going to do a serious message, they wouldn't be pussyfooting around.
>>155649214Yea, this whole thing reads of a marketing stunt. The weirdest part is the fact that people are actually falling for it
>>1556483562 layers deep and she's still laughing, what does that say?
>>155648356>actually I have something serious on my mind today.
>>155648356Lack of hmd
>MFW
>>155649742You're talking about it on 4chan of all places. That's marketing/PR.
>>155649214I saw someone say this'll be their way to introduce a new vegan cheese line which makes sense to me if one of those doesn't already exist.
>>155648356Next month is national depression awareness month or some shit so it's probably that.
>>155648356Can someone make a joker edit of the cow, please
>>155651205I'm not surprised this made my dick twitch, but i am disappointed at myself.
>>155651205>We live in a world where you can never have a wife like panel 3No wonder she isn't fucking smiling. I'm not either.
>>155648536Getting pregnant. No actual sex is required.
3000 hours in MSpaint
>>155648356Yet another example of food processing megacorp pushing a psyop to try and divide and conquer society just a little more than it already has been to distract from the economy collapsing and everything having an artificially high price forever so you will be homeless in the streets because our increasingly senile leaders and deranged technocrat overlords think it's really funny to start World War Three and run a "capitalist" society where private property for anyone who isn't a billionaire is abolished and rent only.
>>155652615Woah...
>we need to talkWhat the fuck is there to even talk about, you make cheese.
>>155652615Does her pussy have a good grip?
>>155652918Politics, of course. Did everyone just forget about 2020?
>>155648356Lots of talk about her ruby red cow pusspuss, but not a whole lot of pics
>>155649265I WILL
>>155654303>>155653625Nigga it's a cow
>>155648356She saw your "that" folder anon
>>155652615>Anon that was pretty cringe
>>155648356Lost her tools.
>>155648356> "Oh, so now the talking cheese is gonna preach to us!"
>>155648356she saw what oney did
>>155649214>>155649255>>155650686it is.>>>/ck/22222240 (fuck me if i remember how to crossboard post)they spun it as "times are though right now, even the cow stopped laughing, and that's what made you pay attention"
>>155655677HO HO HO, GREEN GROOMER
The cow was laughing all through WW2, Nam, the Cold War, Watergate, Desert Storm, 9/11, all sorts other wars and natural disasters, and NOW she wants to stop laughing and "talk"?Get fucked, cunt.
Who gives a fuck. It's fucking CHEESE. Why is a fucking CHEESE MANUFACTURER trying to make a political statement? Shut the fuck up and make cheese. That's all you need to do.
>>155655930>2026>there are people that still don't know Kojima is the one writing reality
>laughed through multiple world wars and genocideswhat could possibly be a bigger deal than this
>>155648356She's not in the mood.
>>155656008That's the point. There IS no political message. This is no different from the time the Arby's twitter talked about wanting to commit suicide and the other C-tier fast food all posted to "show their support" back when people were really serious about mental health. It's a marketing stunt. They know people who have never bothered to pay any attention to this brand will now be waiting with bated breath to know what happens next.
>>155655334Underated.
Man there is a lot of r34 of her for some reason...
>>155656833Proof?
>>155656868https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=the_laughing_cow
She's upset about a certain group of people
>>155655334
>>155656925You don't mean...
>>155656916this is why she stopped laughing
>>155648356https://files.catbox.moe/cyvfyl.png
>>155656991>furnigger self-insertThe Laughing Cow exclusively fucks human men
>>155656991Well at least she's caked up and having a good time.
>>155656008Same reason Ben & Jewry was very outspoken about supporting BurnLootMaim.
>>155657042>whines like a woman instead of grabbing a stylus and drawing what he wants to seeTypical h(o)mofaggot.
>>155656833>for some reasonWhat you mean by that?
>>155655677>>155655925Fuck off Mika
>>155657042You virgins are so pathetic lmao
>>155657057>a good timeAnon... look at the furnigger. She's laughing AT it, presumably for shrimpdick reasons, not WITH it. It's humiliation shit.
>>155657228I mean come on, how is she sexy? She's just a cow head.
>>155657248I'm only joking, I just wanted to post the Jolly Green Giant. I will always stand with my fav Irish sperg.
>>155648356Conservative politicians
>>155657267Because it's a scientifically proven fact that everything becomes fuckable when you add fuck-me eyes.Exhibit A.
And without the Nala eyes, for comparison.
>>155657410Oh, that's a nice rock formation art piece. Wow>>155657402Damn. I wanna fuck those rocks.
>>155648356yr smol benis
>>155656991Woah ass ahoy
>>155657220Not him but if most people could do that then we wouldn't be worshipping drawfags. And while it takes years of studying and thousands of practice drawings to get to a drawfag's level, it isn't the only thing separating us.
>>155657410If anything she's more fuckable without a face
>>155657515like every woman
>>155657515That's why we invented paperbags.
>>155648356>Its this thread againIts probably just a shit political commentary. Something something factory farms or something something global warming from the retards who just can't shut up about their political ideology and can't be assed to just lay down and die so the rest of the human race can progress without them.
>>155657660Or it could be a call to subside dairy further. That would be funny.
>>155651205>I want to fuck that cowHe's literally me
>>155657480kek
>>155656266da wokes
>>155656991I don't get it
>>155657410would
>>155656991What
>>155658063>>155659377she is laughing because of how bad the sex is and in turn it's making the wolf guy feel sad.she is laughing AT him.
>>155659523What ever happened to this?
>>155657042Shall there ever be a subset of people more pitiful than hmofa furrries?
>>155657042Lol you triggered three furfags, guess they found the new people to whine about
>>155651205I really want to fuck that cow now
>>155654867out of 10!
>>155656991Is she that thicc?
pingas
>>155651205never realized how hot cows are >>155655334
>>155649252hot
>>155657410>>155657402someone post the tiles with the mob face
>>155660830I don't recall those, but I have a lewd phonecharger.
>>155656991>small penis humiliationdisgusting
>>155660836>no spikeband on the earring facesshamefur dispray
>>155660551Furries themselves? I mean, they hide behind animal personas, that's pitiful enough
>>155651205
>>155657042many are saying this
>>155655334/thread
>>155654867Do you know who else is a cow?MY MOM!!!!!
>>155648356I think we should instead talk about what exactly this bitch was doing in Canaan.
>>155648356Brand's marketing chief's name is Jamee Pearlstein. Yes, she was commenting about the situation, not the owner wanting to send an actual message.So it's just a marketing stunt.
>>155656991>>155657042Correct
>>155660836cowkek
>>155660896Furries are honest about their existance. HMOFA fags desperately try to pretend they're not furries by constantly asserting their preffered pairing at any situation.
>>155656991Why is he crying?
>>155661304Furries are honest about living in denial?
>>155661304Just deeply insecure
>>155661351Explain how they're in denial.
>>155661339He suffers from premature ejaculation.
>>155661471They play dress up 24/7 because they hate what they were born as. Why do you think most of them are trannyfaggots?
>>155661304What is your definition of furry? Because a guy that wants to fuck Anthros isn't the same as a fursuiter
>>155661304>furries>honest in their existenceLmao
>>155661514How interesting that you brought up trannies unprompted. Anyway, replying in good faith, fursuiters don't dress up to defy nature, they dress up to fuck and jerk off. Don't conflate two things you dislike, anon.
>>155661339his, uhmm, you-know-what is too small
>>155661558I didn’t need to bring up trannies, but the parallels are undeniable. Have you ever met a furry irl below the age of 30?
>>155656991He should have tried harder
>>155661528Someone who is interested in furry characters. HMOFA fags are ultimately part of these people.
>>155661582Yes. And if your parallel is "dress/roleplay as something else" then i'm concerned in how many groups you associate with trannies.
>>155661599>Someone who is interested in furry charactersBy that definition everyone that liked a cartoon or ever worshipped most gods is a furry.
>>155661599Nope, furries are the ones who play dress up and create shitty fursonasPeople who like anthros abhor having to be conjoined with the furries, for obvious reasons
>>155661652That's on me, i was a bit too vague. I meant anyone interested enough to be horny for furry characters or draw, write or just generally interact with content especifically because of furry elements.>>155661654Spoken like a true hmofa fag.
>>155661625>how many groupswtf is your skitzo ass talking about?
>>155661723I meant "with how many groups". Still, i don't think someone who types skitzo can call me out.
>>155656991Should have gotten a real man and not a twink
>>155661752you didn’t answer the question. honestly, how many groups of people can you say have trannies? they’re a fringe minority in case you forgot.
genocide zoophiles
>>155661822I didn't associate any group with trannies nor did i ever consider then a sizeable subset of people. I just mean that >>155661582 likely associates several groups with trannies due to his generalization.
Why are furries so butthurt about hmofags?
>>155661867Seeing the phrase "She looks like she fucks human men" stops being amusing after a while.
>>155655930>we need to talkShe’s pregnant
>>155661985You'll take responsibility, won't you?
>>155655930This is like some weird AI concocted marketing campaign.
>>155661985The wolf succeeded?
>>155662016of course! and more to come!
>>155662016Gonna make even more
>>155648356>Her when she sees your dickSame goes for the original.
>>155662079small penis CHADS win again
>>155648356Needs sex
Remember this?
>>155654867...you still fail to address the situation.
>>155660836>teeth aren't shark-likeFail
>>155648356She regrets the gigantomastia udder reduction instead of keeping them and making her yearly salary in two months streaming and jiggling for the camera, sending 'sample's in the mail to her fans.
>>155648356Same feeling
>>155656266Different cheese flavor probably.Cheese is very serious
>>155656266She's worried about your cholesterol.
>>155648356It better be TDS, now that I'm late to the fuck Drumpf train I need more latecomers to keep me company instead of "I told you so" libs.
>>155655930La creatividad
>>155661528>What is your definition of furry? Because a guy that wants to fuck Anthrosis a furry. If you want to fuck animal women you are a furry. Maybe a different LEVEL of furry than a pozzed fursuit faggot, but a furry nonetheless.
>She’s been laughing for more than 100 years. Laughter is who she is. So, what just happened?>Well, she went out into the world to see what people were laughing about, but instead, she found people arguing … over petty little things. Like Oxford commas. >Reclining airplane seats.>And group chat etiquette.>She realized somewhere along the way we started taking the little things a bit too seriously. Creating wedge issues out of just about anything.>So, the question isn’t why she stopped laughing. The question is, what are we going to do about it?>A WEDGE IS MEANT TO BRING US JOY>But wedge issues are dividing friend groups, families, and total strangers.
>>155664864So it's going to be a block of cheese that you manually have to slice into wedges?
>>155648356She ran out of eggs after all these years meaning no babiesno babies means no milk since they only make milk when they get pregnantno milk means no cheeseno cheese means no moneyno money means no reason to keep her aliveshe is staring into the void and (You) are staring backWould you smile?
>>155655334you deserve honorary trips for this
>>155654867Cows are hot, what with their fat milky udders just hanging out, swaying side to side with every step
The only difference between a furry and a hmofa is that the hmofa's fursona is a buff white man with no facial features and a non-descript haircut.
KekYou just know they’re going to wokescold you over trivial bullshit.
>>155666074not true, my buff white mansona has a mullet
>>155663738Has anyone ever tried it?
>>155666074I prefer green and bald for the classic Anon
>>155651803I was promised a future with genemodding e-girls. This is the shittiest cyberpunk ever.
>>155665661This.
>>155661528>>155661599>>155661654Furries are a particular subset of people who make fursonas and wear fursuits and stuff. Being interested in anthro characters is far too broad for such a narrow label.I like hmoaf because I self insert in porn. It's not that deep.
Ok imagine if there was a bunch of guys who constantly posted pictures of girls shitting, talked about how they get turned on when girls shit, etc but if you called them a scat fetishist- which they obviously are- they got irate and told you >ACKSHULLY we are Anons Who Appreciate Shit Tastefully (AWAST) >we just like to look at girls shitting, it's not like we're full blown scatfags who actually go out and EAT shit or stick our dicks in piles of shit>we're actually based and if you think we're scatfags YOU are obviously just a salty scatfagand they did this every time. That's HMOFA. A bunch of furfags who not only insist to themselves, nonstop, that they somehow aren't furfags but who get off on gaslighting and browbeating everyone around them into saying that they aren't this thing that they very obviously are (they're very similar to troons in this behavior)
>>155667374Penis.
>>155666128>look i just don't know if i can take it anymore, i mean he turned himself into a pickle and its->THE FUNNIEST SHIT YOU'VE EVER SEEN RIGHT?!
>>155657248>imagining talking to some specific hereGet help. Go outside. Touch the grass.
>>155648356mid cow, babybel better
>>155648536nope
>>155662079The wolf?
>>155669000>>155656991
>>155667477Why are the cows drinking milk?
>>155667477kek
