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>>155730350lute strikes me as one of those girls who gets weirdly snippy about girls who don't exclusively use tampons.
>>155730389Nah, Lute's a freebleeder
>>155730401She's actually the inventor of the method.
I've found new appreciation for this show after rewatching both seasons. I can appreciate the show for what it is rather than what it could be.
>>155730429Wow. Actually a very rare achievement. Good stuff.
>>155730429It's a good show
>>155730444lil stomp stompies
>>155730444
Lute a bitch, Adam sucks cocks in Hell, and Vaggi rocks my socks!
>>155730493>Charlie's first post on 4chan
>>155730493Back to trash Vaggie fag
To answer the question from earlier, Lute will use her ovipositor on interested Anons, including males.
>>155730514>quoting Lute's "wife"There's no need for this in a civilised society
>>155730520They'll have to queue up behind me.
Is black Eve still a thing amongst the community?
>>155730577It is in certain circles but for the most part it's been superceded by the tall, blonde Lilith clone Eve for now, presumably until we see her (and she's Lute).
Drip
>>155730611I see. Still. Blonde woman is more likely than black Eve. How would Adam even act if his wife was black? Would he drop the Nword?
>>155730621He wouldn't have any historical context for the n word seeing as history hadn't happened yet. By the time it had she already left him.
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>>155730636Imagine Adam going:>Eve I knew things could never truly work between us.>Not because you ate the apple.>It's because you're black.
>>155730561Demon-Lute “impregnates” lots of horny male Anons, to birth her demon offspring.
>>155730721dom lute/sub adam is so fucking good. sub adam in general is pretty great.
>>155730814I'm not a dude. They have to queue behind me
I want pirate merch and blu ray :(
>>155730870DO IT
>>155730844Oh I get it. Enjoy holding her many demon babies.
>>155730870if i held out a sugar lump to adam from the palm of my hand (with my palm flat so he doesn't get my fingers) would he eat it? could charlie have dodged all the events of season one if she'd just shown up with a pup cup?
>>155730945Not sure.
>>155730945He'd assume you're coming onto him and make a dirty joke before sucking each of your fingers suggestively. And you probably are
As for Lucifer in the Demon Uterus timeline, he will remain: a loving father, a remorseful adulterer, capable of great courage in the face of impossible odds…..And the BIGGEST BROODMARE SLUT in the history of Hell.
>>155731011I.e easily my favorite character to write for because he’s got centuries of emotional issues, long personal history with Lute and Adam, but he isn’t really a bad guy at all. Even Lute and Adam recognize there is good in him.Lucifer was simply in the wrong job.
>>155731029Huh?
>>155731043I’m talking about Lucifer in the Demon Uterus story I’m writing. I like writing the character.
>>155731099I get it, you fixed him with cock.
>Demon-Adam scoffed at Lucifer, “Now, I could drive the 19 inches of me, wide as a coke can, right up your loose butt. BUT you’re going to have to earn that.”>the huge demon grinned, “I’m a lot smarter than I used to be. Becoming a demon was the best thing ever.” Then Lute brought up a vial. >Demon-Lute beamed,”Exposure to Adam’s most intimate of cells is enough to make you into a proper Broodmare.” She opened the vial, poured it all over her massive ovipositor, and aimed it at his ass.Demon-Adam put a mirror in front of Lucifer’s face. “Are you ready, Broodmare?”Demon-Lute adjusted her aim, lining up.Lucifer saw his own reflection, and actually smiled. For the first time in a long time, he felt he was where he belonged. “Yes,” he answered.Then suddenly Lucifer FELT Lute’s impossibly big ovipositor press past his anus in ONE move.Lucifer’s face collapsed from composed to complete slut in mere seconds. His eyes crossed and blurred. His mouth went slack and his tongue hung out. He looked and FELT like an absolute nymphomaniac.The majority of Lucifer’s rational mind shut off, all his brainpower once more focused on getting and enjoying as much pleasure as possible.In a sex-drunk disoriented gasp, Lucifer cried out, “BREED THIS BROODMARE!!!!!”Demon-Lute just smiled, “Alright. Since you asked so nicely..,,,,”Then she grabbed his body with all six of her arms, and prepared to breed the slut.
>>155731179Technically an ovipositor. Adam doesn’t think Lucifer has earned his 19 inches. So he had his wife bang him.
I wonder if Schizo Adam will start getting nastier as the show goes on, blaming Lute/Eve overtly for the Fall and urging her to start a cleansing. Maybe a mix of Roo influence and Lute's own damaged psyche
>>155731536He’ll certainly get Fatter in her mind.
>>155731536>Lute/Eve + hallucination Adam + Abel trio song>Abel is desperately pleading with Eve not to do something drastic>Schizo Adam's personality is flipping around schizophrenically throughout the song depending on whether Lute is listening to her own fears that Adam blamed her or to Abel telling her Adam never blamed her
>>155731761Cursed beyond belief. Also now nobody cares about Vaggie for some mysterious reason.
>>155731859I’d like Vaggie more if she was Carmila’s submissive and Charlie belonged to Rosie.
>>155730726Why do people here act like Adam wouldn't be all over that? As if white men have not been raping black women for centuries. Please, he'd be all over those big tits and ass.
Where pirate merch
>>155732750Adam would be the only white man in existence to be able to pleasure women who aren't white and actually know what the fuck he's doing.
>>155732750>As if white men have not been raping black women for centuries.Wtf. I was making a joke/reference. How did we reach this?
>>155732811I was being pretty straightforward. You implied that he wouldn't like her bc she's black, so I just pointed out that white men have been raping black women forever. Don't get your panties in a twist. What, is the topic suddenly too much? Also, it was just a general observation. I don't care for black Eve, but people here imply that Adam would find her repulsive if she was which is funny.
>>155732868Do you not know the Ghost Stories Dub bit with the rabbit ghost? I was referencing that. Like cmon. I wanted to do a segway to the idea Black Eve has Ms monarch thing going on with her voice.
>>155732868>>155732924https://youtu.be/bCVY11c2qdM?is=udmn6up5b_uadPCeThis is what I was referencing for context.
>>155732924>>155732949Not really no. Again, just moreso pointing out the general attitude of these boards. That's all.
>>155730350There's something kinda hot about an uberbitch like Lute being even more fucking pissed while on her period.
>Lute’s ovipositor began to seriously pump eggs into Lucifer’s greedy ass. Bit THAT wasn’t what was really shocking to Lucifer.>”You’ve got the mindset, but you still need to grow a Demon Uterus and exposure to my sex cells is enough for that. Your new womb is growing fast and it will hold Lute’s eggs. I know technically they’re not true eggs so much as temporary protection for the babies inside. But my point stands. I know it’s hilariously bizarre but we’re DEMONS and that’s how we roll,” Adam laughed.Lucifer gasped as his belly swelled up with pregnancy, his new womb filled with Lute’s hard eggs. But the eggs were dissolving slowly, letting the babies inside rest comfortably inside Lucifer.>Demon-Lute cooed, “Behold your TRUE destiny, former King of Hell. A high-end Incubator. And if you are REALLY GOOD at serving us, you will stay a Broodmare FOREVER. Nothing but birthing and pleasure with zero end. Of course, you can NEVER tell Charlie about this. You’re just comfortably retired.”Lucifer moaned some words in Aramaic. Adam smirked, “You ARE in pleasure. I’ve got you speaking your first language.”
No race sperging of any kind in my fatfag thread pls
>>155733086Why is this shit not on trash. What the fuck has been going on these past few days, I thought this was the /co/ thread.
>>155733053I think they know realistically Adam wouldn't have a problem with black Eve and would just have kids with her no issues. Like yeah in that alternative universe Abel would probably be less of an eyesore. And if you subscribe to Lute=Eve I've seen some negress Lute designs where they keep her skinny.
>>155733095Blue board means no pornographic images. Pornographic greentexts are fully allowed. See: any other /co/ general.
>>155733095The trash thread is pretty dead in general. It's heavily reliant on Vox and Alastor fags to survive.
If Eve were to be black then explain Abel. The boy is as white as snow
>>155733172Tell me you know jack shit about genetics without telling me you know jack shit about genetics.
>>155733077Demon-Adam lustfully spoke back to Lucifer in the same language of Aramaic. While the archaic Old Hell dialect is so ancient it’s impossible to exactly translate, the rough gist of it was: “Fatten me up like the Broodmare I am.” And “I most certainly indeed to.”Multiple barrels of ice cream were rolled up, and Adam winked, switching back to English, “You wanted to be a Broodmare huh? Well who am I to deny you your destiny, bitch?”
>>155733172Anon. We know in canon show Eve is white. Especially if she's who we think she is. We are just thinking about alternative scenarios where she was of a darker skin tone and by extension all her children who inherited said features (like we'd get negro Abel).
>>155733166Agreed. /trash/ sucks. They can’t even critique anymore.
>>155733227It might fix itself come S3.
>>155733095/hhg/ isn't just 'Hazbin Hotel but NSFW' it's a whole community with years of lore. There's a tradeoff here where we're subject to /co/ rules and jannies but don't have /trash/ baggage.
(Lucifer, Adam and Lute won’t be speaking Aramaic too much. It’s just an easy way to show Lucifer is aroused out of his mind, and for Adam and Lute to talk in secret since few demons speak the Old Hell dialect of Armaic)
I met Eve, she was black
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>>155730721SAUCE
>”Oh by the way, I still need your signature. Lute, kindly get him to sign this paper,” Adam winked at her, passing her an enormous discipline paddle. She was strong to hold such a huge thing. He whispered to her in Aramaic.>Lute began to giggle mischievously like a prankster, lining up the paddle. She suddenly pulled her ovipositor out, sending a massive surge of pleasure through his ass. THEN she whacked Lucifer’s butt with a shallow but hard strike. All it did was light a surface fire of pain under the degenerate demon’s ass. The combination of intense pleasure and pain caused Lucifer to cry out in climax, babbling in Aramaic.>As Lucifer collapsed in exhaustion, instinctively gulping down the fattening ice cream like a good Broodmare, Adam was looking at the now soaked paper.>”That counts,” Adam grinned. The words “Adam’s Broodmare” in Aramaic appeared on Lucifer’s ass, now swelling up with fat like the rest of him.
>>155733662Artist called gale-xies who posts directly to r34, they've done quite a bit of Guitarspear
o//o
>>155733824Schizophrenia
>>155733767>In Aramaic, Adam spoke to Lucifer as he ballooned up steadily with fat. “I know you love me Lucifer. But I don’t love you. I don’t hate you anymore really. I just don’t share your feelings. What you want from me bro, I cannot give you. What am I willing to do is be forgiving in victory. When I finally plow your fat ass, it is not going to be some confirmation of romantic feelings. This is not a love story. I’m not even REMOTELY threatened by your desire for me, I’m fucking HOT. My point is, I forgive you. I let the past go. You’re another Broodmare now, and if you want, you will stay mine. That’s all the feeling I’m capable of giving you. I cannot give you more. If I could love you, I would.”Then a wicked smile came over Adam’s demonic face. “But rest assured, you ARE getting my 19-inch cock soon. You have proven yourself to me, and I do reward loyalty.”
>>155733967When Lucifer finally recovered, he had the body of a true Broodmare. He was still pregnant and he had to be 478 pounds of impossibly smooth fat. As per the rules of demonic obesity, his cock was now 8 inches instead of 4. Strangely enough, he actually enjoyed his new look. He’d been skinny for several THOUSAND years, and he was bored of it.>”Hey you! Tell me my dad I want him to stop ignoring my calls in favor of impregnating women and the occasional guy. It is SO RUDE not to invite one’s legions of offspring to your own wedding.”Lucifer blushed, “Look, I’m just a willing Broodmare. The stuff between you and him? None of my business. I’ll tell him you want to talk.”
We need that blu ray commentary like yesterday
>>155734318Pray harder then
>>155734329Dear LordPlease watch over our brave delivery drivers as they take their precious cargo of blu-rays to those who will digitise them for the good of all mankindMay there be just enough new insights in the commentary to keep your humble schizos happy for another year until we are freed from content drought and Stolitz panderingAmen
>>155730444>nothinghappenedthesongTrust me bros, in Season 4 she's going to be dangerous
(So in summary, Lucifer has pretty much accepted his new role as a Broodmare, which puts Charlie on the throne of Hell as Lilith has also fallen. The Hybrids have discovered Lute and Adam are tying the knot and they aren’t happy about not being invited)
>>155734486She's Eve
Gravity happened in Season 2 so that after she's revealed as Eve you have something to go back to on a rewatch and go oh fuck, it was obvious all the way back then
>>155734502Is Lute supposed to be Eve in your fanfic thing? I'm confused.
Looking to commission proxy art of Lute for a Giada commander reskin to use for the Calling all Angels Precon. What title would suit her best?>Lute, Adam's Vengeance>Lute, Heaven's Lieutenant>Lute, Divine Judgment
>>155734569Fucking obviously
>>155734738Pretty sure she's not Eve in the Adam breeding demon fanfic.
>>155734815That's AWESOMEAdam's Vengeance is cool if he'll appear on the card art as well, if not then Divine Judgment is cool. I'm not that familiar with MTG, are you allowed to play proxies in (casual) competitive so long as the mechanics are identical to a real card?
>>155734738She is NOT Eve in the Demon Uterus universe. That’s other theories.The only secret identities in my story are Lucifer and Lilith hiding their Broodmare lives from Charlie.
>>155734569Jessica literally said that we would do that, this was back when season 2 was supposed to be all the Lilith stuff. She even said that fans wouldn't pick up on it, or at least the majority wouldn't.
>>155734887>>155735107Lame fanfiction. 0 out of 10.Her voice actress confirmed it twice already. She's such a fucking blabbermouth.
>>155734552Duh
>>155730429I think the lightning fast pacing on character development will always be an issue, but at the end of the day I still think it's a fun watch and the genuinely good music does generally make me feel the emotional beats that big character moments are going for.
>>155735144I don’t care. This is not meant to be an accurate recreation of the show. My story my rules. I’m fairly certain, for the moment, I’ve written a more complex take on Lucifer than Vivziepop has.
>>155735144You see Jessica tries to embody the PURE CUNT energy of Lute/Eve. She does that by dropping the most NDA ass burning spoilers and getting away with it because she's just that good. This woman is playing chess while the rest of the VAs are playing checkers and the Hazbin fandom is trying to push the square shape through the circle hole.
>>155735251Seriously, what exactly does Vivziepop’s version of Lucifer actually DO again?Flawed as my version of Lucifer is, he at least has clear character development and independent agency.Yes, I went there. I said I wrote a better Lucifer than Vivziepop. Unless she fixes him in the next seasons.
>>155735251Well between your version of Lucifer and Viv's version surprisingly her version is more raped. Which is impressive.
>>155735306>Unless she fixes him in the next seasons.Anon. His writing is only going downhill from here. Unless you consider Stolas to be the peak of writing then it's not going to get marginally better.
>>155735306>he at least has clear character development and independent agency.Bro he just got pumped full of eggs and turned into an obese and immobile pregnant blob?
>>155735284Jessica is NOT playing chess. Jessica's playing like, one of those crocodile dentist games where every tooth pushed is a free spoiler and Viv just hasn't bitten her yet
>>155735251Well yeah, no wonder it fucking sucks.
>>155735341Alright, I’ll spell it out in simple terms.My version of Lucifer is a sad bored king on his throne, feeling useless and unloved. He couldn’t save Charlie from Vox and he disgraced himself committing adultery. He’s wracked by self-loathing and an eternity of boredom. Thus when his old foe offers him an escape from that boredom and uselessness, it doesn’t take much prodding for him to break down. He willingly chooses a life of wanton hedonism and excitement over more boredom.I gave Lucifer in a few days more character development than a studio could in 2 seasons. Vivziepop, I dare you to do better.
>>155735409One has to wonder why. I think she sees the fandom just doesn't react that strongly to Lute. I'm sure she's seen the schizos that say she's Eve and it's not taking off so for the most part it's safe.
>>155735482>I gave Lucifer in a few days more character development than a studio could in 2 seasons. Vivziepop,This is what every sad little fanfiction writer on here says themselves. No motherfucker, you didn't do any better. He actually sounds even more pathetic.
I miss when the demon uterus greentext was just about fat Adam fucking bitches. I don't understand where the story is going now or why all the characters seem to be bugs.
>>155735498Not OP but I do like it when Lucifer is pathetic. Like just have that be his thing.
>>155735464Really, what does Vivziepop’s “amazing” version of Lucifer do again?
>>155735528Get Raped by men. Unlike Adam which gets raped by women (with their vaginas).
>>155735528What kind of question is even that though? What the fuck do you mean what does he do? Watch the fucking show. What, you want him to destroy all of Heaven or hell? What exactly qualifies as him doing something for you to count it? Because he's done plenty. And he's going to do more in the next season. Calm your tits, oh my God, you sound like one of those people who think Lucifer has to be evil and didn't know that Lucifer and the devil are literally historically two different characters.
>>155735515He’s going back to fucking bitches. He just had to defeat his biggest foe and he has.
>>155735528Nobody said it was amazing, it's just a different take. Why is that hard for you to digest? Also, he fucked with Humanity, that's the fucking point. That's what he did. Good grief. I don't even like Lucifer. Bitches like you are so annoying.
>>155735486Yeah. I think she's actually doing a plus for the show because when the reveal happens and the inevitable "retcon" accusations show up the Schizos can just point to Jessica literally spelling shit out and have a meltdown over how retarded everyone else was.
>>155735498He’s realized he’s happier as a wanton hedonist than a bored authority figure, and he’s accepted the truth about himself. On top of reconciling with his oldest foe. How exactly is that a loss for him?
>>155735632Buddy, you're writing a fetish greentext. Nothing wrong with that but that's all it is, accept it.
>>155735568Done plenty? He dived in to save Charlie in Season 1 then got defeated in Season 2. He literally has one job on the show: try to save his daughter. His entire existence revolves around her, he has no real agency of his own.
>>155735676It doesn't even take a Lucifer schizo to see how incorrect that is. Oh my God. And you don't even post links to your stuff. You're just writing green text? Lol I can't. This is too funny.
>>155735598Even if that happens, and it probably will, people are going to point point to the exact interview/commit/post where she said ABC or XYZ thing, and the morons will still go "That could have meant anything!"I promise you. That's what's going to happen.
>>155735632>wanton hedonist than a bored authority figure, and he’s accepted the truth about himselfCongratulations, you wrote Stolas.
>>155735731Lucifer might turn into Hazbin Stolas so he's not completely wrong.
>>155735657Yes and in that same greentext I gave Lucifer an emotional confession scene, a reconciliation scene, a few self-realization scenes, a “potential lover rejects him” scene, etc. Even erotic fanfics can appeal to other emotions at times.
>>155735794Buddy, you keep thinking you're this amazing writer. You're kind of not. You're writing mainly fetish green text on a 4chan board. You kind of have to get over yourself. You didn't get into Lucifer that much regardless. No, you didn't really do better than two seasons worth.
I want the sad Lilith greentexts back.
>>155735794You should stop being so defensive else people will pick on you.
>>155735731If anything Stolas has become even more sexually repressed. He’s gone from a sexually creative love life of bondage and toys..,,,,to a Hallmark Christmas card with very vanilla sex.
>>155735831I never actually said I was amazing. I said I wrote one character better than a flawed writer. I’m not exactly clearing a high bar here, it’s Vivziepop.
>>155735905I'd respect you more if you just doubled down on writing ludicrous fetish scenes and didn't take the worldbuilding and characterisation seriously
>>155735951That and the fact that they genuinely believe they're actually writing Lucifer better. I can't with people like this.
>>155735905>I said I wrote one character better than a flawed writerOh honey, you wish. You can hate Viv all you want, but who's the one with the show?
>>155735969Yes my take on Lucifer has a clear character arc, actual agenda, isn’t reduced to a satellite character around Charlie, etc. How can I NOT think i wrote him better again? Paul W.S Anderson is a better filmmaker than Uwe Boll. That doesn’t mean he’s MUCH better, lol.
>>155736165Bruh. I fucking hate Viv. But she has her own vision for her characters. Just because it doesn't align with YOURS doesn't mean it's complete shit. It's shit to us because he comes across like a whiny little bitch. But he has everything you mentioned. It's just not the way we want it. There's a difference. Can't take you seriously when you're saying that your shit is better. News flash bud, it's not.
>>155734318If this is an Amazon show, why doesn't Amazon have a preorder for it on their web site? Seems like a critical oversight.
>>155736165Dude. Just take the L and continue writing the green text. That was keeping everyone entertained. That's all people want.
>>155736226All their stuff is on their dedicated merch website. You guys know this was already released right? People are just waiting for it to arrive. According to some people, when they ordered it, it said that they would come October 14th or something?Also, in case you guys missed it, someone uploaded the complete season1 commentary on YouTube. Makes it a hell of a lot easier to follow instead of downloading the individual files on the web archive. Hopefully someone does that with this new commentary
>>155736214I did not say her show was complete shit. I said, for the moment, I wrote ONE of her characters better.
>>155736214People rewriting Lucifer to be more like the pilot version of Stolas, or what they thought Lucifer was going to be like, it's like when people rewrite Charlie so that she's this unhinged princess hell who's not afraid to get her hands dirty. That's just two completely new characters.
>>155736256Except you didn't. Your Lucifer is a different brand of pathetic. I'll take the show Lucifer over the hot mess you conjured up.
Ok things are getting weird.
>>155736371How.
>>155736249>All their stuff is on their dedicated merch website. You guys know this was already released right?Well they are doing a shit job marketing this stuff to non-terminally online casuals such as myself. I guess I'll just buy it at walmart when it turns up.
>>155736371Okay I’ll stop fighting about Lucifer. And give you MOAR heterosexuality in the story.
>>155736444Guy, it's right here: https://hazbinhotel.com/products/season-two-blu-ray-with-promo-card-pr-32People already bought it. Estimated arrival time is October 15th, last I heard.
>>155736449Fucking finally
>>155733246Not confident, it'll probably just become an echo chamber of bitterness that the show sidelined the only good ship or whatever. Most Radiostatics are like that and are among those who already shit on the show and Viv in advance yet stay anyways.
>>155734912You are allowed to play Proxies in a casual setting since Torunement play needs official cards. Rule 0 saying you have proxies in your deck is just good sportsmanship. As for Adam, I was thinking he would replace Teferi in "Teferi's Protection" with Adam's Protection, and the Angel Tokens would be Excosist angels with the mask on.
>>155736559If you're going to have an Adam proxy card too then Adam's Vengeance makes sense for Lute's title. Sounds like something she'd call herself
>>155736557I'm kinda assuming the Radiostatics and solo deer lovers will fuck off and the thrash thread might get an influx of new guys. Not sure if Abel will have a development which will anger the Abel fags. As for Adam and Lute most peeps who actually like the characters tend to frequent this place so even if S3 brings changes they might not bother with the trash thread. It might become Radioapple central if enough leave.
>>155736557From what I can see the main difference between here and /trash/ is we are optimistic about the show's direction and they are pessimistic.
>>155736741Hazbin haters don't tend to fuck off but rather stick around to complain. They'll be like the others who hate the show direction but remain obsessed with it regardless especially since they're so attached to a character and ship. Other fans would have to go in and muscle them out and I don't know if anyone will care enough to bother.There's something about Vivziepop and her shows. Nobody can quit her.
>>155736480>”You’ve become distracted, lost focus,” Lute said. Adam asked, “How so? Don’t I deserve a victory lap?” Lute pressed, “No ex-demon male has dared fucked another male up the ass!!!” Demon Adam laughed, “That bullshit prophecy?!” Lute frowned, “It clearly says that if Adam, the first man, shove your enormous penis up another man’s ass…..it could rupture the very fabric of the space/time continuum and DESTROY THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE!!! Gay anal sex could bring about the end of everything!” Adam rolled his eyes, “Please tell me you don’t believe that total bullshit!” Lute sweated, “We can’t risk it!” Adam laughed and laughed and laughed, “Alright! Alright! We’ll make this more heterosexual.” >Having been warned by Lute that fucking Lucifer up the ass could end all of existence, Adam returned to fucking bitches. “I am the Dickmaster!” He roared to the crowd. “You owe me child support!, a Hybrid in the wedding crowd scoffed. >”You see? You gotta get back to fucking bitches!”, Lute warned him. “The fate of all existence is in your hands,” she added.Lute walked up to Lucifer, “If Adam fucks you in the ass, everything everywhere explodes in a multiversal boom. I’m sorry.”Lucifer balked, “Wait a fucking second! He goes from confidently declaring he’s going to fuck my ass to totally chickening out with this ass-pull excuse?! I thought Adam didn’t care what people thought!”Lute blurted it out, “WE’RE IN A PORNO! We don’t HAVE motivation!”As Lucifer just stood there, Lute put the hammer down. “We’re here to make people masturbate! It’s time you figured that out.”Lucifer quietly said, “Fine.”
>>155737130>Lute barked, “Get this story BACK ON TRACK people! The show must go on!”
>>155737068A lot of them loved the pilot and don't like how the Amazon show changed things. I thought the pilot was fine but I'm only invested in the angel characters who obviously weren't in the pilot at all, so I guess I don't really get that.
>>155737155After what they all called “The Incident”, the wedding stabilized. Adam reconciled with his wayward offspring, Lute and Adam said their vows and everyone was happy. It was a dream come true.>Adam quietly whispered in Lute’s ear, “Don’t you ever do that again. The story is at their mercy.”>”I never pictured you of all people for a coward, compromising the vision for people you don’t even know,” Lute whispered.>Meanwhile, Lucifer smirked as an idea hit him. “I just remembered..,,,I’m bisexual. And this place is filled with women…..all of them STARVING for a good hard fuck. I said I’d be Adam’s Broodmare, but audience…..I never said I wouldn’t fuck Adam’s women.”“This is for going back on your word, Adam,” Lucifer smiled, looking at some clearly oversexed ladies. “I’ll bring the Hetero back,” Lucifer snickered, putting a pair of expensive sunglasses on.
>>155737844(In summary, Lucifer decides to fuck as many women as possible to get back at Adam for lying to him)
>>155737130>>155737844I'm confused. Nobody complained about the gay stuff?
>>155737844>>155737858Ew, adamsapple. What is this shit
>>155737875Technically Adam never actually FUCKED Lucifer in the story, lol. LUTE was the one who fucked Lucifer in the ass but apparently no one was actually paying attention to details, lol. Lucifer hasn’t even given Adam oral sex, let alone a kiss. In fact Adam SPECIFICALLY said he did not love Lucifer to Lucifer’s face.
>>155737920It’s the story section where a bisexual male fucks a ton of women to get revenge on the guy who won’t fuck him in the ass, lol. Because nothing says “gay” like a dude sleeping with MANY women.
Sad Lilith bro please come back. Only you can save us with the depressive spinster Lilith.
>>155737992Can we just throw Lucifer in a ditch and forget about him? Nobody here likes the guy.
>>155731761
>With new confidence, Lucifer walked forward through the wedding crowd. He saw a very pregnant Mayberry, and lowered his shades. He mused, “Adam isn’t paying you enough attention anymore, is he? So maybe we can help each other breed,” Lucifer winked. “I agreed to a contract with Adam but he wrote an agreement full of loopholes. He never imagined I might defy him.”
>>155738106The exact demand I got was “Make the story more heterosexual.” Not my fault nobody remembered Lucifer is bi.
>>155738198>The exact demand I got was “Make the story more heterosexual.”Literally where?
I'm getting the bluray tomorrow I don't have the equipment to upload anything but I'm gonna listen and post anything interesting they talk about
>>155738258Make sure to post anything Lute related!
>>155738271yeah I might go straight to episode 2 and then 4 since those are the ones I'm most interested in
>>155738258Based but you also have the opportunity to do something really funny here and spread misinfo
>>155738227“I miss when the demon uterus greentext was just fat Adam fucking bitches. I don’t understand where the story is going now or why all the characters seem to be bugs.”I replied, exactly, “I would make the story more heterosexual.”’ Exact words. I’m giving you what you want, exactly as I agreed to.
>>155738328What part of "all the characters seem to be bugs" is a complaint about gay sex?
>>155738198First off. Nobody asked that.Second off. Lucifer is pan.Third off. We don't like him as a character and we're fine if he becomes irrelevant and stops being mentioned. We already understand we're getting a ton of Lucifer come S3 regardless. We don't need any more currently.
>>155738326DON'T. I'm scared of miss information.
>>155738326You motherfucker.
>>155738354Nah you got me on that one. The person complaining wasn’t paying attention to the story there.Also people complained, “Lucifer seems even more pathetic.” So I gave him more of a spine.
>>155738198>“Make the story more heterosexual.”Literally nobody said that.
>>155738328DUA, I think you gotta make yourself a cup of tea and calm down. I don't think this argument you're having with the thread is about what you think it's about. At least drink some water
>>155738455I had trouble sleeping. 4 hours. Was nervous about returning from a trip.
>>155738441Alright, time to hit the emergency intervention button in writing and fix it…..,
Ok I'm just gonna post weird shit.
>>155738489That'll explain why you're on edge. Get some sleep and everything will be better when you've had some rest. Nothing's unfixable.
>>155738518>Then Adam woke up, sweating. It had all been an alcohol-induced nightmare. Lute asked him, “What happened?!” Adam was still recovering, “I had a horrible dream where I turned Lucifer against me and he stole all my bitches.”
>>155738559>Most subtle Lucifer fan
>>155738554(Okay, I hit the emergency reset. I’ll write the next part tomorrow)
>>155738576Sleep well!
>>155738559“Relax, relax. It was just a horrible dream. Tomorrow you fuck Lucifer in the ass to drive home your ultimate victory THEN you fuck and fuck and fuck lots of women,” Lute smiled.“Whatever. The Dickmaster needs to sleep,” Adam yawned. Then he passed out from exhaustion.
>>155738641Thanks :) Apologies to all. I get livid and insecure when I’m seriously sleep-deprived.
>>155738698It happens to the best of us, we're human. No harm done. Sleep! Take care of yourself.
>>155738743Thanks :) will do.Post-script: for visualization reference, this is Lucifer after Adam completely corrupts him in size.
Best episode and why?
>>155740051It's between Silenced and Scream Rain for their visuals and songs. They're simple enough for me to enjoy.
>>155730493Based
>>155743737Chubby Lute my beloved
>>155743755Nobody cares Charlie
>>155731904damn that is hot... I'll be Alastor in the cuck chair
>>155730350In hindsight the "Someone's menstruating" line will be rewatch bait after the Eve reveal.
>>155740051Depending on the day you catch me and how much you twist my arm, I'll say a tossup between Silenced, Scream Rain, and Weapon of Mass Distraction, mainly for the story and character beats, as well as the songs. I'm surprised by how much I've come around on Silenced, because if you had asked me right after my first watch through, I'd tell you it was the worst episode of the second season due to how dirty they did Lucifer, and while I still feel Lucifer was done really dirty this season, I quite enjoy Silenced now.
>>155744546Oh absolutely. There's so much stuff that might actually be "rewatch bait" for Eve. Like Lute's arm being ripped off by rubble because she's not a true exorcist (so she's less durable). The S1 ending scene where Lute talks to Lilith with a very peculiar tone and voice. Maybe the fact in the first scene she's introduced talking Adam is munching on ribs.
>>155744672Lucifer fucking sucks.
This thread is gay cancer I finally understand chuds.
>>155744681Context?
>>155744681Someone's menstruating
>>155744847Lute?
>The next morning Adam decided to test Lucifer’s commitment to being a loyal Broodmare. So he invited someone over.>”CHARLIE!!!!???”, Lucifer was visibly startled. “What are you doing here?!”>”Because I need to know,”’Adam told him. “Is your HEART in this? Anyone can be a Broodmare when in heat. But I want to know if you can be my BITCH forever.”>”Charlie, don’t worry about me. I’ve made my decision,” Lucifer hugged her.>”To be an immobile breeding blob like the rest?!”, Charlie balked.>”Sweetheart, I’m a grown demon. I have the right to steer my own path. I CHOOSE a life of endless pleasure and hedonism, because it’s what I WANT FOR ME.”Adam smiled, “I get it. You think because I’m going to tap his ass and your Dad and I will suddenly elope and pick out curtains.”Adam smiled, crossing his arms, “Go on then, KISS ME.”
>>155744709Lutestacey rizz is threatening to some
>>155745013Lilith?
>>155745019Especially to Lilith
>Lucifer did so. Adam didn’t even blush and his cock didn’t remotely twitch in his pants.Finally it was done. Adam smiled at Charlie, “Yes I do KNOW your father turns into a steel pole around me. I am HOT. I’d be insulted if he didn’t get turned on by the Dickmaster. The point is, the attraction is completely one-sided.”Then he raised an eyebrow and sincerely smiled at Lucifer, “To give credit where it’s due though, your kissing technique is absolutely on point. Sure it didn’t even remotely make oxygen flow to my penis, but you are going to make some lucky guy happy one day. I’ll even pay for that wedding.”Adam then put his hand on Lucifer’s shoulder, “Look bro, don’t feel bad. It happens.”Lucifer nodded, then turned to Charlie, “I formally renounce my crown.”Charlie blurted out, “So he can take over?!”Adam laughed incredibly loud, “What am I? Vox? I don’t want to rule Hell, anymore than your Dad does! I want to do my own thing, baby!”Lucifer hugged his daughter, “Trust me on this. Let me be happy, please. Not everyone needs saving.”Charlie paused for the longest time, then answered, “I love you Dad.”Lucifer replied, “I love you too sweetheart. Go home and rule Hell. You’re ready.”Adam then spoke to Lucifer, “Time for the stadium, Broodmare.”
>>155745019Lilith still getting outcunted by the goat after all these years.
(In summary, the last obstacle to preventing Lucifer from becoming a Broodmare forever is out of the way. And Adam drives home he is NOT turned on by Lucifer. No Adam/Lucifer romance)
I visited that r/adamcult subreddit and was surprised to see basically no interest in Lute/Eve theories. It's the only one of the Eve theories that posits she never left Adam and is undeniably still in love with him, I thought there would be more interest from Adam glazers? But no, to them Lute is just a friend (if that) and Eve his very mysterious, very lost true love
>>155745381anon that's a yume subredditthey're not gonna talk about theories if it doesn't have to do with adam
>>155745389It's not a yume subreddit, it's like 50% yumes 50% male powerscalers
Also Lute being Eve is very much to do with Adam, what?
>>155745394the powerscalers might as well be yumes
Think Alastor is a cuck who gets off on watching Rosie/Charlie & Carmine/Vaggie?
>>155745381Because that place is still affected by the general fandom mindset. They still cling to outdated shit like Roo=Eve or Lilith=Eve, believe Rosie=Eve or just expect Eve to show up with zero buildup. If nobody properly explains Lute=Eve then those "geniuses" won't figure it out. Yeah. They might like Lute=Eve the moment you actually activate their brain cells but you have to do that first.
>>155745399True. But you have to understand that the Adam Fandom mainly takes in the Eve scraps from the greater Hazbin fandom. And we both know what trash those guys produce concerning Eve.
>>155745381>>155745389Keep in mind that you won't ever see Lute=Eve on the Lute subreddit. That's because that place is larper central.
>>155745431>>155745439They're so pessimistic too, they're like "oh I wish Adam and Eve actually loved each other but knowing Vivziepop she'll make Eve hate him and Adam abusive because she's such a hack. I just want to see Adam have a good side" like huh? What do you call his dying smile then? The Lute!Eve theory is practically gift wrapped for these people and yet no interest.
If Lute really is Eve then I want to see some feminist metacommentary on why the fandom dismissed the signs for so long
Why can’t Lute just be Lute, lol?
I love the irony that Vivziepop accidentally created a lot of future female chubby chasers who like FAT (but cute) men.
>>155745799Because she's literally just Eve. Lute doesn't exist. What you call Lute is just Hazbin Eve.
>>155745799Because more and more evidence is piling up that Lute is just a persona. The theory requires a fundamental reframing of your understanding of this character and if you don't get it yet that's okay but all the statements the cast and crew have been giving are pointing to a very different reading of their character than what the fandom has been expecting. This is not a case of "this is better than what the show's doing", it's "this is what the crew is telling us this show is already doing".
>>155745815Seriously she makes a million stick-figure men but her two fat guys make people swoon.
>>155745815>accidentallyAnon. Lute's song is literally gravity. It's literally the Isaac Newton bit.>"I like em thick af.">"Miss Lute we can't write that">"Then write this 'The greater the mass the greater the force of attraction' ".
>>155745830>>155745819It’d be interesting if Eve was just insane and suffering from serious Dissociative Personality Disorder, i.e Lute is an ALTER.
>>155745859It's actually an allusion to the Fall of Man because she's Eve but it could be that too
I mean cmon, the first time Lute was ever revealed to the public Vivzie called her "*cough* Lute *cough*"
>>155745859The song is full of winks to those who like FAT boys. Adam is way bigger and Lute leaps on his GUT like she’s going to plunge a strap-on into his navel.
>>155745892IF Lute isn’t Lute, can she at LEAST be a Split Personality? I.e Eve thinks she IS Lute because she went crazy.And in the end, because Eve is FAR more evil than Lute as a personality, Lute wins out.
>>155745768Dude they literally just lack context. That's why I was curious if Looty was still doing the Lute=Eve document (she confirmed it wasn't worth it). People are not gonna figure out shit unless you spell it out for them with a whole ass document. Yeah if you show them all the Lute=Eve points all together they realise that Viv doesn't hate Adam but it's just that he's the Millie equivalent while Lute/Eve is the Moxxie of the pair.
>>155745916Adam gets pregant????????
>>155745873>>155745915Fucking why? She's just Eve. She slapped a new name on herself with a disguise but she's still the same bitch. That's the point.
>>155745915Nope, she's just Eve with no memory loss nothing, she's just doing something retarded because she's got emotional damage
>>155745928No. I meant one's the important one which gets the story focus while the other just exists to be support for main character of the pair. Plus Eve's the one that got pregnant canonically (see Abel).
>>155745935Because Lute is a complete jobber, lol. She’s like Kang. Hyped up but not impressive as a threat.
>>155745943She also comes from Adam's rib. They multiplied whatever brain cells they could from the base DNA but you could only do so much.
>>155745943If that’s true, then Eve is a Jobber, lol. Two consecutive defeats.
>>155745928And where IS the MPREG Adam art?! Even the Demon Uterus Anon won’t cross that line.
>>155745962Adam needs way moar MPREG content!
>>155745961She's currently a jobber because she hasn't went full end crazy kill everyone mode and is still playing nice by Heaven's rules. She obviously has cards hidden down her sleeves and will pull them out the moment she gets desperate enough. Why do you think she gets those scenes with Sera. Her second biggest fuck up is gonna be not addressing the Eve problem quickly enough which will eventually bite her in the ass.
>>155745984Which risks her becoming another Kang.
Adam clearly fucked his own ass with his 50-inch shaft, thus birthing all of early humankind.
>>155746211Wtf was Eve doing then? The dishes?
>>155746110>KangYou are raped.
>>155746293They fell out after the first breedings. So Adam did all the subsequent work. It’s why he got so frat boy. He thinks women are lazy.
>>155746352>They fell out after the first breedingsThat's blatantly untrue. We ignoring show canon now?
>>155746377Yes. This is a fetish musing. I reject your canon and replace it with fap material.
>>155746649Seriously folks, at a certain point, “canon” becomes like a pair of creative shackles.It’s WHY they did the Kelvin Timeline in Star Trek (only to badly botch the idea with retreads of earlier ideas). The canon had become so long, it constrained the writers.
>Why the fuck is this one singer ten times better than everyone else>Look it up>Liz CallawayAh.
>>155746649The canon is that Adan had breeding sex with Eve every single day.
(Speaking of throwing canon out the window..,,,,,)>The stadium was packed with about 727 naked horny breeding-crazy. “BREED US! BREED US! BREED US!” They chanted. >Adam, with Lute behind him, grabbed a microphone and addressed the horny mob. A mix of demons, mortals and angels.>”Today we mark the SLAYING of the Great Traitor Eve by the Gallant Heroine Lute. It was truly a dark day when Eve betrayed all of us. But Lute challenged the Great Traitor to single sword combat and struck her down! Thus every year we mark this glorious day!”>Lute held up a case that said “Replica: Please Return To Museum.” She pulled out the clearly plastic skull of Eve, and then kicked it like a soccer ball.>Adam laughed and the crowd roared. Lute whispered to him in Aramaic, “Are you ever going to tell them you ordered me to spare Eve’s life?” Demon Adam replied in Aramaic, “Why tell them I exiled her when this lie is so much better?!”Then Adam said, “Everyone keeps asking me WHY am I going to fuck Lucifer up his fat ass. Do I even NEED a reason? My power is off the scale! I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT!!! I AM ADAM!”>Adam grinned fully, exposing his huge sharp demon teeth. “”I FUCK LUCIFER to show I have NO LIMITS to MY POWER! The King of Hell is now MY BITCH! I do it because I can!”Lute rolled her eyes, “Just fuck him already.”
>>155746969>Lucifer blushed hotly as he stepped into view, wearing high heels and a fabulous red dress. He wore a Marilyn Monroe style wig and long gloves, on top of lots of jewelry. And underneath that? Stockings and obscenely silky panties. He looked like an obese Femboi.Adam looked at him, and spoke in Aramaic, “Last chance, Lucy.”Lucifer looked back for a full minute, then he turned and stepped forward…..towards destiny.He spoke to Adam in Aramaic, “I was always going to end up like this.”
>”FUCK HIS ASS! FUCk HIS ASS!”, the crowd of oversexed women cheered and chanted. Some of them threw their bras and panties on him.>Adam laughed as Lucifer walked the long stadium walk to fate. He spoke to the crowd, “Yes ladies, you CAN have him…….AFTER I remember the former King Of Hell of his place.”>Then Adam unzipped his fly and 19 inches of cock popped into view. Lucifer swallowed visibly as even his biggest toys weren’t quite that big.But he kept walking.
(In summary Adam recounts Eve’s supposed death at the hands of Lute, and dolled-up Lucifer makes The Long Walk to his fate…..in the middle of a stadium packed with hundreds of horny women.
>>155730429I still can't, everytime I remember the setting and the original hotel plot I just see the wasted potential, yet I'm still gonna watch because it's a sunk cost fallacy now, I gotta see where this goes and more importantly, where they take lute (they better give her a happy ending or else I will skewer vivzie like the pig she is)
>>155747174>Adam whistled, “Oh ladies! Remind Lucy this is going to be FUN for him too!”Lucifer suddenly saw two naked and fat women running towards him. For their heft, their demon bodies were actually FASTER than they’d been thin.>Mayberry and the DoucheCorps Secretary closed the gap fast. Suddenly Mayberry kissed him deeply, driving her tongue into his lipstick-wearing mouth.>The Secretary dove under his skirt, yanked down his panties, and suddenly Lucifer’s eyes crossed. “OH FUCK! If this is part of being a Broodmare……”>Adam raised his glass of booze and said, “Commence the ORGY.”>”I’m in! I’m in! If being a male Broodmare involves constantly being swarmed by oversexed women, I SUBMIT!!!!,” Lucifer screamed out as even more women charged him.Adam snapped his fingers and “Raise Your Glass” by Pink blared at incredible volume.
(And so whatever was left of Lucifer’s resolve collapsed under a tidal wave of women charging him in an orgy, set to “Raise Your Glass” by Pink)
(I’m looking at about 2 or 3 threads off and on of heterosexual sex altogether due to the structure of the ORGY)
Wonder how Viv feels about lute absolutely eclipsing almost every single character she's as popular as alastor atp maybe even more
The real punishment of being sent to hell is being denied this.
>>155747630What do you think her fetishes are?
>>155747692Human males
>>155747450I mean she's not more popular than Alastor except here but if the Eve twist is real then she's going to go down as her best written character, especially female character by a nautical mile.
>Then the female Hybrids among the crowd, arms crossed, looked impatiently at Demon Adam. They resented being left out.>Adam thought about it, then smiled, “I’m sorry I’ve left you out of the fun.” As Lucifer wasn’t genetically related to the Hybrids, the incest stigma wasn’t there even with the Hybrids being sterile.>Then the Hybrid women joined the fray, advancing on Lucifer. Two of them gently moved the DoucheCorps secretary out of the way. Then their prehensile tongues WRAPPED AROUND Lucifer’s balls, making him SCREAM in pleasure.>”Holy hell!!!”, the dolled up fat ex-king shrieked, the pleasure as intense as being caressed with cold ice.
>>155747379Yeah can you condense that shit? It's literally dragged on for too long.
GOOD MOOOOOOOORNING /co/! Just wanted to remind you that we’re another day closer to Eve (yes, THE Eve from the Bible) getting confirmed as Lute in Hazbin Hotel! Make sure to save your tears for the upcoming Season 3 when Eve walks into the spotlight!>H-HAH! CHAI SAID BEEZLEBUB WOULD BE A SPARKLEDOG! SHE WAS FINALLY RIGHT! EVE ISN’T LUTE!!!!!“No!”Yikes! That’s a large assumption. How can one “questionable” prediction instantly invalidate a history of success? Unlike your “Chai leak” Wifeswapcucks, Lute-Eve has a lot more distribution among other leakers. Ever heard of feminine rage, grunge metal and Jessica Vosk? And while you’re busy obsessing over Chai, care to explain how Chai's secret source left the company in 2021? Seems a bit suspicious if you ask me, but feel free to continue your denial. Your tears of disappointment will be all the more sweeter!
>>155747958>Adam couldn’t help but coach his daughters a bit. He spoke into the microphone, “Pro-Tip: Lucy is really responsive to pleasure AND pain at once. Being the former ruler of Hell, he has rapid healing.”Two Hybrids looked at each other and grinned. They sprouted long tails about the length of 3 human arms together. A third Hybrid tossed them a pack of lube and it was promptly put all over Lucifer’s rear entrance.>The hybrids, being half-demon, still had wild sex moves. One rammed part of her tail into Lucifer’s anus, making him cry out in bliss. The second Hybrid swung her tail like a whip and whacked his ass over and over.>The combination of pain and pleasure broke Lucifer’s concentration on anything but bliss.>One of then hybrids whispered, both of them backing up. She sprouted her own tail and promptly wrapped it around Lucifer’s 8 inch cock. >”Didn’t Lucifer have a really flexible spine?”, one of them asked the other.The four Hybrids, Mayberry and the Secretary all grinned at each other. With some work, they got the ex-king into position. One of them winked at Lucifer, “Is it still gay or just masturbation if it’s your own shaft? One, two, three!”Suddenly Lucifer found his own penis shoved into his mouth, as his flexible body allowed for such a thing. He was so shocked he immediately climaxed, his considerable power bloating his stomach.>The Hybrids smiled, returning to more wholesome personalities as the lust dissipated. “Get some mouthwash and perfume. I think we’ve warmed him up enough.”
>>155748175(It was never going to last that long dude, lol)
>>155745790The joke writes itself. It's crazy.
>Adam made an announcement, “I am sorry ladies, but your trial of wanton heterosexual orgy with Lucifer has expired. Return to your seats. We’ve prepared the board, the pieces are set…..”Adam grinned, “Time to fuck Lucy up the ass. Immediately.”
>>155745799She is. If you think that she is doing some identity switch, where she takes over somebody's body, you're retarded. I don't know if you know this , but people can change their name. I know, it's a wild fucking concept. Fucking idiot
>>155745873No... Fucking why? What is with some people's obsession with saying that she has amnesia or something? Because she's too tough and cutthroat? Then why does Adam get a pass? Are women not allowed to be bitches? She has to have some serious disassociative personality disorder to change her name? Are you fucking serious?
>>155748329Let me equally blunt. That canon is boring as shit. Stop treating canon like it’s the Bible.
>>155745915No, you stupid twat. Jessica already said at a recent con that she is highly motivated by her past. Enough with the clone, amnesia, personality disorder bullshit already.
>>155746110>>155745984Kind of? Sam already confirmed that they didn't want to use Gravity too much because she doesn't do anything in season2, he specifically said that she is a threat unlike the other villains, she wants to wipe everything clean, and in not so many words, that she would end up doing once she snaps is that she kill everybody. I get why people think she's not a threat though.But you kind of have to put two and two together. Think about it. She comes across as a joke, generally speaking, she's just one person. She has no backup, no authority, people think her arc is over.. She has nothing. She's going to need the big guns. Who do you think that'll be? Who do you think she'll turn to for help? Roo. And it's the perfect segway into introducing her in season5. Assuming season4 is Lute/Eve season, which also aligns with the old ass leaks almost to a t
>>155748356.... What the hell does that even mean? I'm treating it like so because I'm interested in the show. I'm not interested in your wildly ooc fap AI slop.
>>155748218Interesting post but do you have beef with somebody specific?
>>155748310Absolutely. It's actually really funny in retrospect.
>Adam signalled Lute. “Lift him up please.” >Lute did so, her powerful body easily lifting the obese male in women’s clothing. Then Adam lubed him up. “Say please,” Adam whispered in Aramaic.Calmly, with great composure, Lucifer said, “Please.”Adam said, “Then one last thing. You must be wondering WHY I’m fucking your ass. I’m not attracted to you, I don’t love you, so why? Because I simply needed someone I could talk and trust who wasn’t a woman. Homosociality is the hardest thing for a man. We can fuck each other easier than we just TALK to one another and admit our deepest truth.”>”And I break you in, completely, you will not be a threat to me when I share my deepest doubts.”>Then Adam rammed all 19 inches of his enormous cock up Lucifer’s tight ass.
>>155748497They are either making fun of Looty or making fun of chai and the people who believe them? I can't really tell
(And there it is. I revealed Adam’s reason for why he’s fucking Lucifer in the ass and it’s neither romantic OR sexual. BIG truth bomb)
>>155748559That's why I asked. Can't fully tell the intention.
>>155748497>>155748559It's an old /v/ copypasta about Steve from Minecraft getting into Smash Bros. You guys don't know it? It was everywhere.
>>155748527>”I cannot let just ANY GUY know my secrets, it would threaten my power and position. I need someone who cannot remotely threaten me, but I still can trust with my most secret truths.”
>>155748607No, sorry, can't say that I have. I was never into copypastas.
>>155748607Not really a Nintendo fan.
>>155748638Wow, that's two for two on rewriting old 4chan copypastas I thought were iconic but nobody got them. Maybe I'm just terminally online
>>155748624>”You think this is some kind of elaborate humiliation ritual?! No. This is all bullshit showmanship! We were friends! You were my chosen one! MY RIGHT ARM!!!! You ruined everything but I missed my comrade! So I plotted and planned a scheme to get you back on MY SIDE. I needed to be able to trust you again, but I had to completely break you first. You’re too much of a BACKSTABBING WIFE-STEALING BASTARD!!! You cannot even trusted unless you’re rendered subservient to me! With power, you’re treacherous and dangerous!”>”so I took your power from you, and behold. I GOT MY FRIEND BACK.”“I AM ADAM, AND I WIN. I wanted you back, so I got you back.”
>>155748799Nah. You're not terminally online. You are just OLD.
>>155748810Adamsapple? Ew.
>>155748810(And so, Adam’s master plan is revealed to the audience. The real truth, no more theater and bombast. I may not match Vivziepop in writing but I’ve seen enough humiliation porn to know how to subvert its cliches)
>>155748878Do you even read the story? It’s NOT a romance!
>>155748863NO!!!!NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
>>155748900You're losing the plot dude. First with all this crap on you being on a pedestal with your take on Lucifer, and now the adamsapple shit.Gag.
>>155748878For fuck’s sake, Lucifer already kissed Adam and Adam didn’t even get hard let alone flinch.
>>155748919How many clues do I have to give to show this is not an AdamsApple story? You are projecting yaoi where none exists. It’s a power play. You just don’t have reading comprehension.Read.
>>155749002I literally just gave Adam a huge motive rant and you STILL think this is a damn romance?
>>155749002>>155749024Nobody said romance. Just the fact that you had them kiss or fuck or whatever is enough. Doesn't matter if it's a power play or not. That's what we're getting at.
>>155749070I thought AdamsApple was a SHIPPING tag. They’re not a couple in the story.
>>155748930>>155749002>>155749024Local schizophrenic man convinced he isn't writing Adamsapple slop.
/co/ is a Radioapple board
>>155749091Are you new to fandom? Genuine question. Shipping tags doesn't mean exclusively happily ever after romance. Just the fact that they interact in a sexual or intimate manner is enough for a ship. They can be enemies, friends, coworkers, doesn't matter. The fact that you had them interact like that, intensifies the ship. Categorically, yes, you are writing adamsapple
>>155749127People use the tags even if it's just brutal rape no romance needed.
>>155749102I’ll call that bluff immediately. If you thin this is going to end with them getting married, read on.If I wanted a dick measuring contest I’d whip out a ruler and then win.
>>155749153I think you meant to respond to the other person, but yes, this too. Sorry to break the news to you author. That's how shipping and tags work. Just because one isn't into the other doesn't make it less of a ship.
>>155749166Nobody ever thought they were going to get married. I don't think you know how shipping works. You sound like you haven't been in the fandom spaces very long if you don't know how something as basic as shipping works.
>>155749173So if Lucifer decides he doesn’t love Adam, the ship effectively ends and I WIN.
>>155749209That's. . Not how that works. No the ship doesn't "end", it just means they didn't get it happily ever after. But it's still a ship. You wrote a ship. How do you not know how this works? Honestly.
>>155749194Except Lucifer knows now that Adam manipulated him. He doesn’t love him anymore.
>>155749229Doesn't matter? That would just be an unreciprocated ship or one-sided or toxic. Do you know any other types of ships other than happily ever after / get married?
>>155749227It sounds like you think everything is a ship. Even the rock the ship crashed into.
How the hell does a FANFICTION author not know how SHIPPING works? What am I seeing unfold in front of me? I think the last time I saw someone this new in a fandom was when I was a brat in middle school. Holy shit
>>155749266Okay, yeah you're definitely new.
>>155749273Because I hate romance maybe?
>>155749229awwww that's cute, local schizophrenic thinks a ship is only a ship if two people love each other. Oh you sweet summer child.
Lol at this man arguing what shipping is with all these women who grew up hooked to AO3 like an IV drip.
>>155749292It's not a bromace. You literally didn't write a bromace you uncultured swine. It's literally just Adamsapple shipping smut slop.
>>155749292Ohhhh so you're purposefully obtuse. Got it.
>>155749323This boy is about to get schooled by old cat women. No seriously. This guy has to be new. I've never seen such a narrow view of shipping before. It's kind of crazy.
>>155749323Even though I'm a dude I'm not as uncultured as this guy when it comes to ships and fanfiction dynamics. It's not even a gender thing. He's just fucking clueless.
>>155749266>It sounds like you think everything is a shipHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>155749323Yes I thankfully avoided that ridiculous dogma.
>>155749362Yeah I was just about to say... I don't think this is a gender/sex thing, this is just not knowing basic fandom terminology. The guy is just genuinely clueless.>>155749371??? That's just called fandom. You really are uneducated in this stuff, huh? First you dug a hole with the whole Lucifer thing, now you're digging yourself into an even deeper hole. Good God. Fumble harder why don't you.
>>155749371Did this guy just call basic? Fandom shit... Dogma?Is anyone else tripping balls. I need a brownie for this.
>>155749395By default, if I fumble, I’m pretty sure I don’t have the ball anymore. “Fumble harder” has always been sloppy as a statement.
So the guy rides Lucifer and Adam fucking/kissing, (I don't know, I was not keeping up with the story or whatever), and he thinks that just because they don't end up together and it's unreciprocated, that it's NOT a ship?Am I reading that right?
>>155749371No offence but being proud of being ignorant is the worst thing you could possibly do. It's literally the biggest trap ever. Even if you dislike something engage with it to understand it's inner workings. That way you're fully prepared for everything. Kinda fitting if Lucifer is your favourite character that you'd display such pride for ignorance.
>>155749457Yeah, that's why he's stuck writing on here on cap board central, instead of posting over there. And he thinks he's actually better for it. This is so funny
>>155749418I hate shipping, alright? All it seems to result in is people endlessly bickering about “which ship is better?”
>>155749443Aw look at you, trying to save face.
>>155749497Dude. You hate romantic, successful, reciprocated ships. That's different. Just say that. What you wrote was a type of ship. Shipping is not exclusive to happy romance. It can be one-sided, toxic, hateful, etc. Let me guess, you don't know what dubcon or noncon are either right?
>>155749497You are incredibly suspicious currently.
Guys, I think he's just a normie.
>>155749481I do not like to write your ships.I do not want that acid trip.I do not like green eggs and ham.I do not like them. Sam I am.
Can we get a new green text author please? Anybody else. I can't believe my eyes were just incinerated with adamsapple slop from someone who doesn't know what shipping even is and who is convinced that they write Lucifer better than the show (fyi: it's a different flavor of pathetic) Any other volunteers? Please? Please.
>>155749541Bugcuck?
Stop dogpiling the poor horny retard, he won't get it.
>>155749524No I’m frustrated that people keep insisting it’s AdamsApple when that definition doesn’t feel right to me.>>155749537Bingo.
>>155749580Bro, retards understand shipping better than this guy. I wonder if he's a repressed homosexual.
>>155749572Idk man I keep trying to get the sad Lilith longing for Adam guy back. He was better than whatever the fuck this is. At least he chilled out when you asked him.
>>155749587>definition doesn’t feel right to me.Your feelings are completely irrelevant to established fandom culture. Whether you like it or not, objectively speaking, what you wrote was in fact adamsapple. Kick and whine all you want, that's literally what you did.>Bingo.......... Why did you proudly admit that. Oh, you fucking moron.
>>155749524Relax. I’m done arguing.
Ewwwwww a normie writing one sided adamsapple.... Someone save us. I think I almost prefer transLute
>>155749600I just said I would before you even asked me to.
>>155749592He seems openly bisexual.
>>155749689You’re correct. I have come out.
>Adam knew the truth. By telling Lucifer the truth, he had killed whatever romantic feelings Lucifer might have had for him. The relationship would devolve into something more transactional. Unless Adam made amends.
>Person who watched S2 commentary said Viv just keeps yapping about Charlie over the Alastor and Lucifer scene in season 4I had a feeling she'd just keep over-explaining the intention with Charlie and complaining about people not resonating with it. She's so salty about that that it even overrides her favorite ship kek
Anyway. As someone who's potentially interested in the green text stuff. What exactly is that? Is it a legit story or just fap material? Every time I read them, they seem like a one-sided roleplays on crack, with very poor grammar and structure.
>>155749870Yeah, she expressed this in a blue sky post a while back and inadvertently admitted/reinforce the fact that Charlie is indeed herself insert. You would not be able to waterboard that information out of me.
>>155749873Eh. It really depends. They vary a lot.
>>155749870*episode 4 fucking hell.Season 4 leaks when though
>>155749797>Adam actually started to stop thrusting. Lucifer turned and looked right at Adam. “What the fuck are you doing?”, he asked. Adam frowned, “I didn’t know if you wanted me to anymore.” Lucifer smirked, “You’re too honest for your own good. But in many ways, you called me perfect. I am a backstabbing adulterer who would throw you under the bus. And you’re an arrogant megalomaniac high on his own cleverness and ego. So we’re both messed up.”Lucifer grinned, “So shut up and fuck me harder, Mr. Not Romance.”
>>155749890Unrelated but there was another Vivziepop complaint thread made here on /co/ which devolved into people complaining about the religious stuff or wanting to and I quote "plap her till she was pregnant with their retarded children".
>>155749951.... This is the story where the author thinks he's not writing adamsapple slop?......... Are we serious
>>155749951>Lucifer added, “And this IS a ship BTW. One-sided but still a ship.”Adam was baffled, “How can you STILL love me?!”Lucifer smirked, “Because we are, the both of us, villains.”
>>155749870Anything about Adam or Lute?
>>155749982(I’m adapting to the audience. Duh)
>>155749873A greentext is just an informal way to serve a short story directly to a small and niche live audience. More often than not they're comical, or horny, or done for shock value but you can have ones that explore more serious topics. They can be one post or span multiple. Basically a tiny, low stakes creative writing exercise for the author's pleasure and sometimes others.>>155600679>>155601179>>155720085Here's a couple I wrote.
>>155750011Or Abel I guess. Anything at this point that might get us out of whatever is going on.
>>155749999>Adam grinned, “You always were a backstabbing bitch. And maybe I did love you as best as I was capable of, in spite of the fact you never turned me on.”Then suddenly Lute dropped him a bit and Lucifer was seriously impaled on that hard cock.“Gravity,” Lute winked to Adam, lifting Lucifer up and then releasing him back on Adam’s cock.
>>155750044Oh, and they're done in 'green text' format so to be a greentext you have to use the meme arrows.
>>155750098>Adam was done going slow. He just rammed him at high speed now, banging Lucifer over and over.Lute laughed and grabbed Lucifer’s cock, jacking him off as Adam fucked him. “I think…..half a year of this should be sufficient to get him to forgive us.”Adam, planning for the future, said “put him in the facility we built for him. We gotta move on.”
>>155750181>Adam told Lute, “As planned, continuous sex for him. Regular intervals. I want this Broodmare fully domesticated. I know you too well to trust you yet, Lucy. I got places to go and bitches to breed.”
Looty we need you!Save the Lute/Eve Schizo society!
>>155750011Unfortunately no, this person just talked about being annoyed by lack of Radioapple commentary in the one scene. Hopefully a better person with the commentary in hand steps up soon.
>>155750492What can I do to help?? I need that commentary first...... Either that or leaks.
>>155730350This show is highly satanic because it has DEMONS and HOMERSEXUALS
>>155750511Wait, I'm confused... I thought you got your DVD set for season 2 and were watching it? Or are you watching that one YouTube video with the season 1 commentary? Sorry, I'm a little stupid.
From March of this year in a q&a:Is there any possibility of other, less well-known apostles like 'James the Just' that are planned for future seasons?Answer: I can't really speak to that, um, but it's not... I wouldn't say that specific biblical figures, outside of Adam and Eve, are a huge focus for us in general. We've kind of already set the players, for the most part, that we want to explore. So, where we go from here I think is going to be more navigating what's been set up.
>Then suddenly Adam climaxed inside Lucifer’s ass, and his Demon womb was swiftly impregnated by a torrent of Adam’s own making.Lucifer gasped in shock as his belly grew and grew and grew. Adam shrugged, “What? You said you wanted it.”Adam chucked mischievously, “Do you know what this stadium was beforehand? A farm. Broodmares are kinda like cows. So it gave me ideas.”Adam and Lute gently put the incredibly pregnant ex-King on a flatbed and rolled him into what looked like a converted barn room. “I don’t want you getting ideas about revenge, after all. You should be rewarded for becoming a Broodmare. So let’s try this.”>”Old McAdam had a farm, e-I e-I e-I oh. And on this farm he had the ex-king e-I e-I e-I oh. Come on Lute, sing!”, Adam sang.Lute flatly said, “Not a chance in Hell.” Then she attached a special device to Lucifer’s cock. It was a custom “milking machine”, and it began to slowly stimulate Lucifer’s cock.Adam winked to Lute, “Milk the cow.”
>>155750638.... So, Eve already set up confirmed? I mean besides the book opening. Or am I stupid and reading that wrong?
>>155750552No, the first and only person I've seen post about having and watching the s2 commentary has said nothing about it beyond complaining that Viv talked about Charlie over the scene between Alastor and Lucifer in episode 4. I wish I had it or that someone who will actually post the good stuff did.
>>155750792Got it. Thanks for the clarification.
Can Vox be redeemed or is he just too fucking evil?
>>155750655(So to sum up, Lucifer will be milked like a cow for half a year. This frees up Adam to breed females again, while the ex-king has his cock “milked”)
>>155750831In show I expect him to get redeemed or at least reach the point where he's treated as one of the good guys. Is he worthy of redemption in my book? Not really.
He's so based
>>155751190Is he looking for booty?
>>155750862(That remind me. I’ve been holding back on the weirdness. I need to double down)
>>155750831I predict his "redemption" will just be finally prioritizing and sacrificing for the other Vees, putting them over himself. The "being just a bit better and leaning into your only redeeming qualities" angle rather than actually becoming a good person by any means. But still showing that even the worst of Sinners can take steps toward positive change. That will probably be all the Vees.
>>155750831Redeemed as in… actually going to Heaven? Absolutely not. But I do think he’ll probably become a better person, and I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if part of the show’s ending is Charlie realizing that redemption doesn’t have to mean earning your way into Heaven. You can change, become a better person, and still choose to make something better out of Hell itself. I could see that eventually leading to Hell becoming something closer to a functioning society (or even a kind of purgatory) and Vox ending up as, I don’t know, a mayor or elected official. Some sort of representative of that new chapter in Hell’s existence.
The Vees' song, "Once We Get Up There", I could technically be foreshadowing for the Vees getting into Heaven via redemption. I think we as a collective, and just the broader fandom, are too presumptuous in assuming that the Vees are not going to get into Heaven by redeeming themselves. We really don't know. And knowing Viv's work? I think there's a solid chance of the show trying to get us to root for them. I wouldn't put it past her.
>>155751190>there is an alternate timeline where Adam fell in love with the sea>Adam becomes the first seafarer and explorer>Adam becomes the first good pirate and the best pirate>ends up like Davy Jones in the end>>155751213he wants some lootey now.he wants mermaids.he wants the old Leviathan monster.he wants to leave a treasure in his locker for all those brave fuckers out there he calls sons to seek it out.he wants Abel to play some sea chanties from the Heavens.
>>155751401They show him a version of Brighter where he's not killing anyone and gets to live a nice, long life.
>>155751359If Alastor becomes the worst of the worst next season, Vox would be a valuable ally almost immediately.
>>155751542>ends up like Davy Jones in the endWho's Calypso? It's gotta be someone who breaks his heart.
>>155751190
Why do youtubers hate this show?
>>155751638It depends. Most just use it for content farming so they pretend to hate/dislike it for engagement.
>>155730493based
>As Lucifer was milked helplessly, constantly blasting ejaculate into the machine, he tried to think on his choices in life. He was still bloating with pregnancy, and worse, he seemed to be lactating. At least he was back in a shirt and shorts. >Then a tall Imp female with a French accent in a maid costume walked in. “I’m Collette, and I’ve been tasked with your domestication…..Lucifer.”>”You can leave, of course. Be free from a life of pleasure. But there’s 167 women outside ready to fuck you, one after the other in an endless chain, if you agree to remain under my charge.”Lucifer smirked, “So Adam knows how to bribe his Broodmare.”Then Collette switched out his collar to a far more ornate and expensive model. “For your obedience, Lucifer. I think you’re going to enjoy your stay with us.”She snapped her finger, and the first of 167 women walked in.
>>155730444She angy
>>155751901TLDR: Lucifer meets an Imp and fucks one-hundred sixty-seven women.
notes from ep 2 commentary Viv loves this episode and she’s proud of itBackground characters in S1 didn’t look the way she wanted but is very happy how they look in S2Patrick Stump is very sweet, Sam Haft was the one who got into contact with him and said yes immediatelyViv doesn’t have an answer for redemptionViv thinks Sir Pentious deserved to go to hellSam and Smiles constantly see animation errors but Viv has stopped seeing them and is glad the fandom doesn’t careHeaven didn’t like Adam and is probably glad he’s goneLute and Vaggie are similar in how they think which is different than other beings from heaven (they said this very weirdly)Story would’ve been worse if Lilith showed up immediately since the show will be completely changed when that happensThe song ‘Like You’ had so many different backgrounds it caused production problems that they promised to never do anything like that againThey tried their best to not make the songs feel like they were on top of each otherViv really wanted more time with Adam in S1Viv missed him alot so she brought him back as a ghostAlex Brightman is getting paid alotLute is losing her mind and Adam’s ghost is how Lute remembers himViv loves how angry Lute is “We all relate to this bitch so hard”The main criticism with Gravity was that it was ‘too good’Viv felt very strongly about Gravity, she got the best animators to work on itViv says it turned out perfectly, exactly how she wantedMajority of S2 came out exactly how they wanted while S1 not so much“Everything works this season”“This season is how the show was supposed to look”“This is what Hazbin is supposed to look like”Sam, Smiles, and Viv can’t remember the hierarchy of Heaven and have to look over their ‘cheat sheet’They’ll talk about it somedaySmiles drew the Alastor that Emily drew
>>155751930“Like You” did have a lot of backgrounds but it really was amazing. Their finale songs should all be like that.
>>155751930>Heaven didn’t like Adam and is probably glad he’s goneWHAT DID I FUCKING SAY????? SUCK IT ADAM GLAZERS.
>>155751930But why is Adam FAT-er in “Gravity”? Please confirm Lute is a fat fetishist!
>>155751930>Viv felt very strongly about Gravity, she got the best animators to work on it>Viv says it turned out perfectly, exactly how she wantedOh Lute is going to be so fucking important
>>155751930Where can I listen to the season 2 commentary?
>>155752119Are we sure this isn't bullshit? Because people who bought the set when it was released said that they would get their copy October 14th or something? Wasn't this just released October 1st? This seems a bit early. Who's posting these notes? Are they on Twitter or something?
>>155751930That's nuts; I watched Like You literally 20 minutes ago and had to pause it every other second, wondering why they put so much fucking effort into 1-second shots.
>>155751401I highly doubt it because I think she wants them still fucking around in Hell for the spinoff that will definitely come.
>>155752092Well, shit. At least we got 2 seasons of Vaggie I guess.
>>155751930Can you record a couple seconds audio clip of one of these (any) and post it to vocaroo so we know this is real?
>>155751638Clout mostly. Youtubers see the views shitting on Viv and her shows generates and want in.
>>155751930>Viv loves how angry Lute is “We all relate to this bitch so hard”Rib mother
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXjniCHlm28
>>155752281>***WE ALL***Bro. Tell me I'm not crazy. That's fucking Eve. Right? Are we all hearing this??
>>155751930>More confirmation Adam ain't returning>More Lute and Vaggi comparisons after allHilarious
>>155752314Lute and Vaggie are similar because they're to the person they love, they are their everything, it's who they're meant for, possibly who they were built for. This is Eve fodder on a silver platter. Why do you think Carmilla went off on Vaggie for wanting revenge when she never displayed that in the first place? That was technically for Lute.
>>155752142Yeah, I'm confused. I don't even think the discs have shipped out.
>>155752314Part of the Lute/Eve theory is that Exorcists are Lute/Eve's clones or otherwise her derivatives
>>155752337While fucked up, Adam is def. the kind of guy who didn't put any precaution in place after his own afterlife death.
>>155752142I doubt it, all of this tracks with other interviews and none of it is juicy enough to be made up.
>>155752380Yeah, the stuff about production problems with Like You makes me think real.
>>155752142Why would anyone lie about this?It's going to come out online one day anywayIt's not even a S3 leak
Anon what video or audio are you listening to, where the person is reacting to Viv's commentary? Can you give us a link? It doesn't even matter if we can't hear the commentary. We just need to see if it's legit.
>>155752312Gravity has gotta be part of that catharsis Viv says she wants to write following her issues with the Eden story. Cmon. The song is cathartic as hell
>>155752142>Are we sure this isn't bullshit?One seeks an answer that one cannot grant her
I'm starting to think Lute is one of Viv's new personal pookies given that she got the best animators on her big song and keeps intervening on her scenes to make them how she wants it.
>>155752470Still waiting on the parody where Lute is singing about her fat fetish.
>>155752513I think so too. The reason we don't get that impression is because she's not talking about her. She's smart because if you've seen her past interviews, if she talks about something she likes, she will not shut up and it's very obvious. By her avoiding Lute altogether, she avoids that problem. Given that she wants to give Eve justice, it makes sense. If I recall correctly, Viv was raised kind of religious, she didn't like it growing up, her parents divorced. Lute has the perfect setup for her to release all those issues. Think about it. She's struggling with authority, nobody's listening to her, she experiences sexism apparently, she has these confirmed underlying feminist themes... It's basically another self-insert but Eve.
>>155752513The eggs have had more screentime, lines and plot relevance
>>155752555Rosie has a gold statue of the eggs. She cares not only about Charlie, but also her friends. Remember how Alastor threatened to kill all of them, showing her the silhouettes of all of them? Yeah,
>>155752513And liking shit like this on Bluesky.
Anon where are you listening to these??????
>>155752540I love that when Viv doesn't talk about Lilith it's apparently because she doesn't matter or she doesn't care much for her but when Viv doesn't talk about Lute, it's because she's super important and loved actually.
>>155752572Rosie should be Charlie’s wife and Carmine should be Vaggi’s.
Is Viv a fan of A Nightmare Before Christmas?
>go to trash>ep 4 they apparently argued about alastor's tail alotIs that normal? Did they do stuff like that in S1 commentary?
>>155752605Just a theory, guy. Don't attack me. Viv has never talked about Lilith, even during the pilot. That's why I personally think she doesn't matter like that. Lute was a character made specifically for the series, and if she does have that reveal, then of course she's not going to talk about her.
Okay so if this is the real commentary that means Gravity was likely animated under VERY close scrutiny from Viv and all of the weird bits of symbolism are there at her direction
>>155752673I can see why she wanted more Adam if she's gonna put cool shit like this in with him.
>>155752673So Viv wanted powerful Adam FAT as Hell?
>>155752621>This season was peak trickster Alastor>Alastor is a diva but a simple guy>Every woman is smarter than Alastor>Alastor does not like men>Alastor has internal misogyny and thinks women are weaker and dumber but loves hanging with them and thinks all men are also stupid Why are Viv and gang such fucking schizos
>>155752782Are you serious???? Oh my God, this is going to be so funny if it's true
>>155752621I believe Viv has consistently said that she couldn't personally see a tail on Alastor and it always looked off to her so unsurprising. I didn't know Smiles had such a strong opinion though. I guess both got pissy because fandom contradicted their view so hard. >Alastor has internal misogyny and thinks women are weaker and dumber but loves hanging with them Obvious but his glazers will panic anyways. He's a product of his time.>Vox will have the most arcs besides CharlieFucking gag me. I do not get their obsession with this character. It has to just be that they're in love with his VA.
>>155752782But does Lucifer top Alastor or does Alastor top Lucifer?
>>155752782They have to be at least partially trolling. By their own admission Alastor's bad guy arc is going to really kick into gear in season 3.
>>155752830It's going to be so awesome. He's been such a menace despite being shackled. Season 2 was basically just him being powerless and humiliated from start to finish, and he still played everyone.
>>155752820S2 commentary is pretty RA free apparently other than Viv going "ooh what could that mean" about the finale scene with Alastor looking menacingly at Lucifer.However, I can tell you she leans toward Alastor as a service top and sees Lucifer as a total bottom. She's liked several takes about it because of course she has.
>>155752782>Lute is smarter than Alastor
>>155752908Al isn't going to bang Lucy. He might bang his daughter, but just to piss him off.
>>155752908>and sees Lucifer as a total bottom.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALUCIFAGS BTFOADAMSAPPLE DESTROYED TWICE
>>155752908>S2 commentary is pretty RA free apparentlyYeah she talked over the entire RA scene in Ep 4 to confirm how much she self inserted herself into Charlie
>>155752980Charlie's reaction to Pentious getting redeemed is probably her reaction to the show getting picked up.
>>155752942Yippee
>>155752922The fucking cope
>>155752922>LucyI see my nickname for Lucifer is spreading. I’m not complaining. It’s easy to say and it’s very “Bottom”-sounding.
>>155752922We all know that it's a dog ship, but it is viv's favorite, there's build up to it in the show, however much you think it's shitty, which it is, but it is there. Sorry, but you have to be delusional to think about. He would actually bang Charlie. Please.
>>155752942I don't know if I just have good Viv sense but I could have told top daddy dom Lucifer truthers that they were dreaming since season one. I'd bet money there's a joke about Lilith topping him when they were together next season.
When Lucifer said he was going to fuck Adam that was a Freudian slip for how much he yearns to be TOPPED by a big straight man who won't give him the time of day.
>>155753108Also Lucy is wasted completely in guy’s clothing. He’s too bottom.
>>155753119If you bang a guy's flesh and blood you're in essence also banging him.
>>155753126Lucy/Adam is basically when one of the biggest bottoms in school crushes on the most alpha-male straight frat boy on campus. Adam is incredibly amused by the enormous mismatch, but otherwise it doesn’t go anywhere.
>>155753194It’s why the dynamic fascinates me. The chance of love between them is impossible but fate keeps shoving the college gay bottom against the straightest frat boy on Earth.
>>155752922Viv would neck herself before even hinting at Charlastor. That grudge is going strong.I have no love for CA but I still laughed when I saw that the birthday of hers the shippers supposedly ruined by spamming CA also happened to be the anniversary of the day the fucking pilot was uploaded. Viv is petty as hell.
So how do you guys get the hazbin fix between seasons?
>>155753238It gets more cool when you realize Lucy and Adam are now BOTH Demons of high rank. Royalty but of opposite orientation and background. Adam the ex-Exorcist leader and Lucy the Bottom King Of Hell. Stuck together in the same realm.
>>155753325So do you do the TOPPING or are you the TOPPED.
>>155753325Adam is dead
>>155752908>Accidentally fed the Adamsapple postingI apologize
>>155753120>top daddy dom Lucifer truthersThose guys are fucking delusional. You can see from a mile a away that Lucifer takes it up the ass like a submissive bitch boy. Wtf were they smoking?
>>155753315Used to be leaks. Now it's big fat nothing and soon to be watching the fandom freak out over official season commentary.
>>155753399No he’s a Demon and now he’s stuck with the most ridiculously bottom of all Demons.
>>155753126You might unironically be right. Luckily for everyone Adam is straight and Lucifer is one ugly dude.
>>155753397Adam tops Lucy….to get him to kindly stop hitting on him constantly. Even without a hard-on, limp Adam is 12 inches of cock.
>>155753557Yes but Lucy looks stunning as a crossdresser.
I unironically think if Adam was about to have sex with a convincing crossdresser and got jumpscared by a penis he'd freak out, beat the shit out of them and plead the gay panic defense. Then attend the Pride parade as a straight ally for visibility.
Lucy’s plan to seduce Adam is akin to gaydar jamming. He uses chemicals that block his own male pheromones (making it harder to ruin Adam’s hard-on), exceptional crossdressing to fool his eyes, perfumes to hide Lucy’s guy scents, and just the right amount of extra fat to give him a more feminine figure.Adam KNOWS it’s Lucifer but his cock is sufficiently confused to consider fucking his ass.
>>155753707>gaydar jammingWhat?
>>155753662I don't think he'd immediately resort to violence. I'd see him coming up with the excuse of going to the bathroom only to immediately run away. The next day he'd pretend nothing happened.
>>155753662Lucifer’s too smart to try to fool Adam to that degree. He still has to pull up his skirt. Even with a small cock and a fully shaved body, Lucy still is obviously a male under his skirt.
>>155753754If people have “radar” that lets them spot gay men, “gaydar jamming” is the gay guy trying to fool the straight guy’s senses.
>>155753762Also it’s Lucifer, the most hapless of bottoms. Adam doesn’t look good beating up the college wimp.
I dont like adamapple
>>155753399No, he's alive and is telling me to do another Extermination Day.
Dead husband.Are you kidding me?
>>155753868Very respectable. It's pure dogshit.
>>155753868Not even crossdressing Lucifer and confused-boner Adam?
>>155753939What?
>>155753939Wait do they mean 'he's not my dead husband' OR 'noooo, not my dead husband'. Two different things, is there any more context??
>>155753950But they’ll never elope which automatically makes it the best ship. No romantic nonsense.
>>155753973The second.
>>155753939Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>155754013Vivziepop will you just LET Lute step out of the fat fetish closet?! She likes thin guys as much as Pierce Brosnan likes thin chicks.
>>155753868Is there any real content of Adam and Lucy that factors in their incompatible sexualities?
>>155753989Mental Retardation.
>>155754159Fuck off with your Adamsapple crap. Nobody cares.
>>155754265Romance is cliche in our modern age.
Her dead husband aaaaaaaaaaa :((((((
>>155754303HAHAHAHA DEAD HUSBAND ARE YOU SHITTING ME,,,,, ITS EVE
>>155754314Where does it say dead husband? Like I'm curious of the source. Also apparently if Emily didn't hold back Lute she would have bodied Vox (powerscalling fags in shambles).
>>155754351Right here >>155753939
>>155754303Then she WILL marry DEMON ADAM.
Commentary verdict: Another schizo W
>>155754439I'm over the fucking moon. Let's go. Each day we get closer and closer to that victory orgy.
>>155754457I'll sacrifice my booty hole for your celebration.
>>155754439We just keep winning.
>>155754439Looty is bouncing all over the walls. Lite being Eve is becoming truer everyday. I mean to be fair, Jessica already spoiled it. I don't know why we're acting surprised
>>155754590It's something else we can add to the pile.
>>155754457>Victory OrgyYou DID read my story!
>>155754474Just be sure to apply plenty of lube for the main event of the victory orgy.
>>155754803Wha? Adamsapple guy if that's you just so you know we agreed to have a celebratory orgy if Lute turns out to be Eve.
>>155754841Remember that Victory Orgies require plenty of Powerade and a full 8 hours of sleep.
I, Looty, will bring in the snacks and wine.
>>155754923I can bring moonshine.
I, Demon Uterus Anon, will bring the sound system play music way too loud.
>>155754972Can you bring lube instead?
>>155755069I’ll bring lube aplenty. I’m not picking the songs BTW. Just the sound system.
Okay now seriously, so is this going to be... Like a giant sex thread? Or are we just sharing the best NSFW pics of Adam and Lute,
>>155755146It is possible to do more than one thing. It’s like Vaudeville.
>>155755181Nice. That way I know ahead of time. I got a good library
>Should I kill my wife Sinner guy is said to be "important" in the commentaryInteresting. Could be a joke but matches a theory/assumption
>>155755146>Giant sexSomeone post Zeezi
>>155755534Which theory/assumption?
>>155755729>>155755729>>155755729New thread
>>155755608That Lucifer and Alastor being shown bickering in the background during that guy's lines about divorcing his wife and potentially the other commentary about drinking angel blood to improve gay powers wasn't a coincidence but pretty on the nose "foreshadowing." A few people have pointed out that possibility but it generally isn't taken all that seriously.
