BALLIN EDITION QOTT: Which Homestuck character would ball the best?Homestuck Resources:https://homestuck.net/resources/booru/The best way to read homestuck:https://uhca.carrd.coWHITEBOARD!https://r2.whiteboardfox.com/26187379-5997-7173MAGMA!https://magma.com/d/rtqFn4qoGKLast session: >>155781610
>>155792541>QOTT: Which Homestuck character would ball the best?None of the human boys because white guys can't jump
Man this is literally me
>>155792575bro you took this straight out of utg
>>155792593anon they're the same person
>>155792593Yeah man I have been using utg for like a week ToT
>155792070what is your vision anon
Investing all my money on SolluxJohn shipping>>155792538Sorry! I really should post more often It's hard balance between "cool people want to talk about Homestuck so I should post more" and "like 2 guys get angry when I talk about Homestuck too much so I need to artificially tone down my excitement or they start derailing the thread with offtopic bullshit"But since I'm so close to the end I just will stop caring about the second factor, that scene was fucked up!!It really reminded me of Batman for some reason, the needless brutality of it, honestly at the start I was like "FUCK YES SHOOT HER!!" but when Jane got up and beat him half-to-death I was like "awww no :(", very sad, but also cool and well-written I like how Jane uses her powers in BC, honestly this is probably preposterous to say but I may end up enjoying Beyond Canon way more than I enjoyed Main Homestuck, and I enjoyed Main Homestuck a lot! I just feel like, the writing team, *gets* me, I don't know, the references and the writing style is more modern and thus more like me, so It's cool, I am loving it>>155792555As for this, super cool!! I think the idea of Vriska flat out changing the way things are destined to go is awesome, the parallel with Terezi catching the coin was amazing, and Rose going "whuh???" was good as well, I got spoiled on "hell tier" before but now that I actually see it with my own eyes... It's awesome!! super cool design, honestly I've been smiling for over an hour now this is just peak fiction
>>155792541>QOTT:Rose is the only character in the entire webcomic confirmed to know how basketball works so realistically she'd be cooking everyone else who would all be clueless. Like she even owns a Charles Barkley book too.
today is national lesbian day!
Gaslight, Guilt trip, Boyboss, I love you Sollux>>155792684I miss them every day, happy lesbian day Aranea and Meenah...
>>155792718Instead of spamming why not take a bath
>>155792728Post more beautiful Felt members for me and I will ponder on showering (just ponder, I don't really wanna shower)
>>155792721chicks only dig highbloods
>>155792751Take a fucking shower you gross fuck you're already a disgusting tranny why are you being even more disgusting with not bathing at least one is merely a mental illness the other is being a biohazard 20 days unwashed is going to make you have shitty skin
>>155792752Wrong. I love low bloods. Especially mutant bloods.
If Vriska acted this way towards me I'd get a bit horny I'm sorry
>>155792831imagine the double fellatio
>>155792645Spoilers for Beyond canon By the way.I'm an huge Bobo fag and I think I noticed something. I always had in my heart that Bobo is genderfluid but i feel there is something waaay more kinky on him based on his personality and symbolism alone.
>>155792909they're just re-inventing the wheel with abo anon
>>155792575
>>155792936but i want to think in my own terms that bobo is gender fluid. idc for the Abo shit LET ME THINK FREELY ON MY OWN TERMS TT__TT(being dramatic but i mean it)
I love Yiffy's eyebrows I want to lick them>>155792909Not opening that image because I'm still reading this thing for the first time, but from what I saw since It's 3 main nymphs, one of them being a trans man, and 3 main satyrs, who are all men, it would be cool IMO if one of them ended up being a trans woman, but I may just be saying total bullshit since I haven't actually gotten to them yet, just connecting the dots from the fanart I see, but we already have trans women representation in Homestuck so I would totally be up for genderfluid representation like you're suggesting that'd be awesome if it were the caseBut yeah I am basing my thoughts entirely on second-hand knowledge of these characters, I'm gonna catch up to you all soon though! all queer is good queer
>>155792909yes anon we have been knowing
>>155792963well the writing team explained how their in-universe abo is like, fluid and a choice or something. it's retarded imo but you can go read their long blog post about it if you want
>>155792963Can you not be an annoying tranny there's already someone doing that we don't need doubles
>>155792541what's that thing on john's arm for? leg warmers for forearms?
>>155793040now you're being the annoying one
>>155793066same idea, helps reduce muscle strain by keeping the arm warm
I would forgive Rose and let her cheat on me daily Kanaya is so ungratefulAlso Meenah implying she'd give the life ring to Karkat once he dies is very sweet
>>155792855>Tavros has the biggest amount of buff fanart after canonically jacked EquiusWhat's his secret?
>>155793086Being a cuck is pathetic
this one was requested by a friend o mine.
>>155793138your friend is very nice
>>155793086>I would forgive Rose and let her cheat on me daily Kanaya is so ungrateful
>>155793131 come on anon.. hes literally th bull troll
cucknaya deserved it
Happy National Lesbian Day, /hsg/!
>>155793165roxy thats your daughter do something
Everything about this is so fucking good, thank you Vriska for kidnapping these kids>>155793134I know right It's awesome>>155793138Beautiful Cloobs>>155793165F-Fefeta please...>>155793177TRUE! she should be doing naked dogeza at Jade's feet and begging her to fuck her wife more often actually
>>155793190the perfect day to dykebreak your local “lesbian”
>>155793190happy day to aradia!
>>155793212>I know right It's awesomeHow is being pathetic awesome?
>>155793212but liveblog troon (passionate)… i thought gamzee was too cute and precious for you to lewd!
>>155793190>National Lesbian Daywait what
>>155792984i dont feel like reading the team blog. i think the del'fi exposition and explanation of it showed me everything that i needed to know. I want to have my own concept of it so. yeah. i want to wait for the own satyrs to show how their relationship works.
>>155793235
I love Calliope so fucking much I keep forgetting how much I love them because they rarely talk lately but oh my god every scene with them is great I need to fuck this nonbinary skeleton>>155793235>How is being pathetic awesome?Boner!>>155793266Beautiful...
>>155793191
>>155793321Just maximum moe levels off the charts absurd avant-garde post-post-modern surrealist next generation evolved moe being
>>155793321>Boner!You are an animal with no higher thinking power controlled by your lust you should be put down for the good of others and yourself.
this entire sequences is so well done im in awe
>>155793321>nonbinary skeletonThat's such a funny phrase considering skeletons are one of the highly binary things about sex
I can't wait for this /hsg/ arc to be over
>>155793321>>155793337put a name or take a trip so i could hide you
>>155793350this is normal hsg user hornyness get used to it
I love gamtav.
The art in this panel is gorgeous, I wish I got to see a wider picture of it though since It's cutting off my beloved Harry Anderson...Also I sadly had gotten spoiled on "Calliope wrote Candy" so this wasn't as big of a surprise to me but It's awesome nonetheless>>155793417I think the hornyness should get bigger!! more hornyposting less off-topic posting!
>>155793433this image is ugly as fuck
>>155793433you're going to love the next intermission!
>>155793372NTA but you gotta remember Cherubs are born hermaprhodites so who eventually grow into being snakes. So Callies skeleton actually is just different. Callie is probably the only person who could actually choose to go by other pronouns because Callie has functional everything except breasts since her species doesn't have them
>>155793433you do know horny posting was what got hsg banned in the first place right
>>155793448they're a newfag they don't know anything about hsg
>>155793448youre a complete newfag or trolling
>>155793431this motherfucker had TWO (actually 3) highbloods craving his bull cock and still did fuckall with it
Gooner Karkat Truth>>155793431I wish Gamzee never went crazy because his relationship with Tavros was so sweet, but I guess Vriska also killed Tavros so it was fucked either way... I hope in some dream bubble they are happily married playing with those pokemon cards every day together>>155793442Looking forward to it! I'm loving everything top to bottom since the Vriska Visual Novel sequence>>155793448I'm ready to Surrender Myself To Kanaya
>>155793456lol. lmao even
>>155793446Oh yeah no that's true I was just laughing at the phrase itself. Hell she could even be null down there and only gain cock/vag when in snake form
old oc
The Marriage of just 3 timelines away
>>155793473really freaking cute artfags save us
>>155793470you never seen real hornyposting before in here? seriously?
>>155793473beautiful drawing anon!!
>>155793489you're just outing yourself as an illiterate newfag by saying this
>>155793484>>155793492ty, trying to lighten up the place
newfag scares off homestuck fans by reading the material
>>155793464karkat is just like me for real
keep derailing the thread and i will post gamzee cock again. as well as my nice headcanons so i keep on topic as well.
>>155793448>horny posting was what got hsg banned in the first placeBullshit. The mods have never made any declaration as to why Homestuck was kicked out, but the heavy implication was that it was dead media and they don't want generals for things that aren't producing any more content."But Beyond Canon!" you shriek. We were allowed one (1) thread every time BC updated, remember? Not a general.
>>155793516I feel the same way I want to read more and more and more and moreeeeeee CALLIOPE WRITE MORE SEX SCENES!!!>>155793544I am always on-topic but posting Homestuck porn is always beneficial to the thread so you should do it... also post more of your headcanons too
>>155793546Honestly, they didn't even keep the 1 thread rule half the time, deleting it anyway. The real reason is the hateboner they had for it.
>>155793546they explicitly said the threads were devolving into slop and the threads were 100% hornyposting and infighting at the time. I don't really think the threads would ever get taken down in this era of dead 4chan but acting like hornyposting is "on topic" discussion is incorrect, or maybe just a reality of post covid 4chan
i was thinking what's wrong with this image until it clicked in me lmao
>>155793574They said no such thing. Ever. You're either gaslighting or gaslit.
>>155793457if hussie actually liked us. we wouldve gotten a full length flash of tavros getting the sloppiest of double BJs from vriska and gamzee
>>155793589lol what? the mod who closed hsg absolutely said that what are you on about
>>155793431This artist went on to work on official animated DC and Marvel stuff. Good for her.
>>155793560>I am always on-topicNo you're not, plus even when you are you're retarded
more fantroll slop
>>155793586i dont get it
>>155793546>>155793589>NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! DON'T YOU DARE TO CALL ME OUT FOR BEING PORN ADDICT!!! PORN WASN'T THE REASON BECAUSE ITS ON-TOPIC!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
All Homestuck-related porn is welcome>>155793586Very cute, but the eyes right?
ok im done
>>155793640also shoes
>>155793611this image is hot
>>155793593that's not very pg-13 webcomic of you anon
Face down ass up Karkat...>>155793652Hot>>155793653You're right damn, feet looker over here...!!!
>>155793605Link the post. Surely it was archived.
>>155793628>I laughed when the pig smiled at the cameraI feel great shame
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSS YES YES YES YESS YEYESYYSASYSEYAESYESYEYSYESYSY YYESYSSSSE EYYESESSSS YESSSSSSSSSS YESSSS YESSSS YESSS>>155793442YES!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YESSSSSSSSSSSS AAAAAAAAAAAAA
wellat least the thread is lively today
>>155793678retard
>>155793685calm the fuck down fuck actually make a post where you edit all the images into one single image then make a single reaction post holy fuck
it really sucks how like one retard can destroy an entire general. this has happened to literally every single general i enjoyed posting in. le sigh.
>>155793662>DDs monochrome beauties
>>155793718they're almost finished with hsbc so it won't be going on for much longer. The resident trannyseether is unfortunate though
>>155793652beautiful art
>>155793613really love your art dude <3
>>155793718drama queen
>>155793652nice part 2 to the aco stuff
>>155793664>>155793741>>155793753thanks guys <3 im in art limbo rn so i appreciate it>>155793780lol i didnt want to chance posting it here via catbox atm
>>155793718niggas just can't ignore posts they don't like in the say way twitter can't just ignore opinions they don't like and both end up making mountains out of molehills to the benefit of fucking nobody it's not only pointless, it's retarded
>their talking about le homestuck in....LE HOMESTUCK GENERAL, OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I am so fucking happy this is so fucking good I can not believe the direction this story takes is always literally what I want ohhh my god I could only be happier if Aimless Renegade popped out of somewhereThis intermission is amazing so far, anon who told me I'd love it was right, I missed The Felt so much, I really enjoy their extra characterization, Crowbar was already my favorite Felt member and this is making him even betterAnd now NEPETA????!!! I'll make another post once the rest of the segment is done wow I thought that Nepeta with glasses design was fanmade>>155793799Your artstyle is really unique and gorgeous, I adore the way you draw faces and your anatomy is really great too awesome work and cute designs too!!
>>155793809do you always get so mad when someone tells you that posting porn is off-topic?
>>155793702So where's the sexuality comment?
>>155793809They could stop being a retarded tranny about it at least
>>155793809this argument always makes me laugh because by this logic all of lovecraft's posts are good too
>>155793820Nobody's posting porn though.Discussing characters you are attracted to is, in fact, on-topic.
>>155793809the trannyseether is not discussing homestuck he's just been on that anon's dick everyday trying to hatefuck and derail
>>155793828man isn't it so cool how no one ever responds to lovecraft ever, because his posts are worthless. maybe. just MAYBE we could...do the same thing.
>>155793833suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure
>>155793820me talking about how much i wanna fuck karkat is infinitely more on topic than hardcore coping about one nigga.>>155793822stop giving '"trannies" all access pass into your brain 24/7.
I will surrender myself to Ellith because only she can save me.
>>155793838lovecraft doesn't spam the thread with paragraphs of text for days on end
No... the Intermission ended too soon I wanted more...But I LOVED IT!!!! SO GOOD!! THE ARTSTYLE IS BEAUTIFUL!!! CROWBAR LOOKED SO CUTE, THE WEIRD LITTLE TROLL WAS CUTE!!! AND NEPETA IN A SUIT IS SO HOT!!!That bottom right panel is crazy erotic, I'm so glad I'm reading this makes me so happy fuck
>>155793871idk if we are talking about the same guy im pretty sure he has gone on schizo rants that makes liveblogger look tame in comparison. did you know theres a button that hides posts so you dont have to look at them. its a wonderful button. it could save a lot of people headache. but i think their too busy being offended.
>>155793871what is wrong with this guy talking about how he likes homestuck in the homestuck thread
>>155793863>me talking about how much i wanna fuck karkat is infinitely more on topicyou don't contribute anything to thread. you're like a spammer beggar on drawthreads, just post your shit and it has nothing to do with thread really
>>155793886i'm not defending the tranny guy either, both are annoying as fuck and i wish both would leave the threads
>>155793848You can be as dismissive and glib as you like, but it is the truth. You've always been allowed to lust over fictional subject matters. /jp/ as a whole exists to lust over Touhous!
um so are there any updates about the show?
>>155793914well we cant make them so the way i see it, worrying about it is useless. because shitting up the thread with seething is not any better. >>155793893 50% of this thread is lusting over the characters. this might not be the thread for you if this fact upsets you >>155793934nope
Gamzee Headcanon List part 1(I will be doing it esporadically thru the threads so I don't clog the other anons replies)- Gamzee is addicted to sopor overtime because he has to deal with His Lusus not being present. And to be living much far away from most of his Moirails. He also has to deal with his pre disposition of being kinda violent in impulses and probally with high libido caused to he getting close to maturity + highblood genetics. He also obviously has Mood Swings so he does what he can to deal with it. None of the ways wich is healthy and regulated.-He puts horns on his respiteblock so it scares and keeps his moral on check. Maybe it is a way to selfwarm and keep him in alert so he reminds himself he is not that safe and keeps him on check. Like when some people pinch their own skin to keep them on check that they are alive when under constant stress.-He has a preference to Lowbloods and has a big nurturing and protective side but because of (points up) problems above he is not good at demonstrating it. -I like to think he tried to go after Tavros but something always happens that he either gets lost in the way or Maybe even his lusus gets him back.
>>155793922and we are not 2ho threads, we are homestuck general, we have more stuff to discuss, you just don't try to>>155793936what if we take all hornyposters and move them to /aco/? btw where did you take those numbers?
>>155793960Discussion is comprehensive anon. I can lust over characters AND discuss new developments. However, there have been no new developments to discuss. What, exactly, do you want this general to talk about? What matters do you think need dredging up? Can you think of even one thing, or do you just want to complain?
>>155793960Look i do a lot on this thread. I draw, I write, I horny post, i horny post while i draw and write. Above all i try my best to make sure the thread is engaged in a conversation that is not just dicking around/being assholes to each other. I think livebloggers anons takes are mind boggling. I also think they entirely lack a willingness to hold a genuine conversation about said opinions. But it is just tiring to see people seething. Just let them be man. It's better for everyone. I would be more than willing to talk about whatever it is you want.
I love Lylac already incredible character in every way>>155793922Do you think they posted Troll Japanese Lusus Jumping Through Five Hoops in Troll/jp/...>>155793945I believe in all of these I wish we got to see Gamzee interacting with his lusus more, that one single page of him mourning his lusus is still striking
The comedy in this is so good they really perfected the medium now
>>155793886It would be awesome if this fucktard used a trip like theyve been told countless time so people could auto filter their dogshit isntead of having to manually hide a third of the thread, but alas
i genuinely think liveblogging anon having a trip would solve all of these problems btw. they should really just use one
>>155794035they really should use a trip. theres no reason not to use a trip. liveblogging anon just use a trip dawg.
>>155793720nude modeling ain't quite the same as an explicit pornographic animation desu
>>155794037Imma be real they do post a little much for me personally but it strikes me as wrong to punish liveblogger for being on-topic rather than punishing the seether for constantly derailingI'd rather filter the seether
>>155793979the problem is that all you ever see in thread is someone posting about sex and i can't just force a random topic like why equius is goated highblood and underappreciated character, stuck in shadow of meowrails more than nepeta thanks bc for giving him more moments? you're just turning thread into echo chamber and shush everyone who's not participating in it. this thread was a lot better when pilot came out, much better
My husband has arrived>>155794035>>155794037>>155794049Ok I was going to just ignore the whining because I really do not see the issue with "talking positively about Homestuck in the Homestuck thread" but I do also want the whining to stop and It's not stopping on It's own so I have a proposition:4chanX has what is known as "Recursive Hiding">"Recursive Hiding: Hide replies of hidden posts, recursively."I will, from now on, every post I make (that is of liveblogging nature), reply to myselfThat way, you can hide one (1) post per thread, and instantly erase all of my liveblogging from your perception, because it will also hide all posts made in response to the original first post in the thread of livebloggingI think that's a good compromise no? I don't want to be a tripfag!!!! Anyways, I'm doing this starting from my next post, I do think It's a good idea
>>155794081You are free to start any discussion you want at any time you wish, anon. This is a wild west saloon. Nobody is going to give you a starting gun for when you want to post Equius. Nobody is going to clear the stage for you either. You must seize the initiative.
testing this just in case i ever need to tripfag (I doubt i would ever need too)(its name#password right? i feel both too young *and* too old....)
>>155794078it's not a punishment though, it's easy to use and everyone who doesn't want to see their posts can just filter it. it doesn't harm the thread at all or livebloggers personal experience, it just trims down the infighting
>>155794049They won't, because they dont like the possibility of someone filtering them. The same way they keep saying they'll "stop spamming" or "stop replying" but keeps doing it constantly anyways. They just love the attention, it doesnt matter how, as long as the threads talking about them specifically, at most they'll get a trip, use it once or twice and then "forget to use it" and go back to spamming. Everyone has to see their awful posts, and if you complain you get mini modded about being "on topic". At this point I'm starting to think its some extremely ellaborate bit by some mastermind rage baiter, I refuse to believe that one anon can be this consistently retarded, have this many shitty opinions, be this patently wrong this many times and be so smug about it, like ntr and admit to not bathing.
>>155794081look dude. you can talk about that shit whenever you wanna. ill be there, other anons will be there. tho in regards to equius, hes underrated because the author doesn't like him. He also hates eridan, or basically any male character with complex problems other than "i was raped :(".
>>155794125>>155794116i want your opinions on this >>155794087
>>155794087No you pathethic fucker, use a trip, use a fucking trip, disgusting attention whore for fucks sake.
>>155794108Prospitcest no one hates you calm down lmao, you put effort into your work and have given back to the thread via art. You're #OneOfTheGoodOnes
>>155794087why won't you just use a trip though? like what actual reason do you have, you are already a very obvious personality in these threads and you can just take down the trip if you want to make an anonymous post
HEYA SCHMUCKS. ask my trolls ANYTHING-ANYTHING, here you go. three out of 11 AWESOME trolls i made for you to interract with + its a good writing exercise for me and work on interesting speechquirks that are NOT castrated leetspeak
>>155794153give banjee a sick guitar
>>155794135i was mainly curious because i had never done it before. its fancy :0. i didnt wanna seem like i was throwing a pity party sorry haha. >>155794153Hey phonk. Whats your short form video app of choice? Youtube Shorts? Insta Reels? Tiktok? (my nephew told me that youtube shorts is lame one time. that was a real surprise)
>>155794159no, that's- that's a character ask, i'm having a bigger drawing i'm struggling with bcuz of my white sheet fear
>>155794153does tngalo ever put grubloaf buns around his hotdog horns
>>155794153wait is that second one just fucking Quote where's his matesprit Curley
>>155792541Would different colors of troll blood taste different than each other? When it's splattered on walls I imagine it smelling like candy because it's such weird colors.
>>155794235i like to imagine that whatever Terezi can taste is just a heightened version of what humans could. Which is all to say. I think Karkat really does taste like candy.
>>155794153banjee how the FUCK do you get inside your recuperacoon with those huge ass horns
>>155794135When I first came onto these threads I hated JohnJade. Now I like it.
>>155794140I guess It's just my old 4channer brain equating tripfags to bad posters (which I am not as you can see I put effort and love into all of my posts, when you analyze the complaints you can see that the only issues people have with them is that I have differing opinions from theirs, have you seen the amount of posts literally just complaining about me being trans or respecting certain character's gender identities? there must have been like 50 by now, Im obviously ignoring all of them, but they clog up the thread and are completely off-topic yet I don't see these anons complaining about that), but you're right, I can take it down anytime, so that's what I'll doIf I'm liveblogging = trip onIf I'm not liveblogging = trip offNow, obviously this will lead to people going "erm liveblogger turn back your trip!" when I make posts about, lets say, fucking Delfi, without my trip, but like, that's their problem isn't it? If I'm not liveblogging I'm not wearing a tripcode, I dont see the shitty offtopic posters wearing permanent trips, the same guys that have for the past few weeks made a million offtopic posts completely unrelated to Homestuck because I'm woke or whateverHopefully this will end their whining, but you and me both know that they dont actually "want me to just wear a trip", they dont want me to be here at all, because theyre dumb people who think 4chan is "le edgy place for irony", when they are wrong, 4chan is nothing more than an anime website, with all kinds of users and posters, there is no "fitting in on the culture bro", only people larping and trying too hard, like I did when I was a kid! but I'm not a kid anymore and I find their constant off-topic posting annoying, and I know, you're reading this and going "but this is off-topic!" and it kinda is, that's why I refuse to explain myself a single time after this post, just wanted to let you know that if they keep complaining even when i have a trip on for liveblogging, its not my fault
>>155794273>old 4channer brainBut you're not one you legit have only ever used two threads this one and utg, you're functionally a newfag>bad posters (which I am notYou are
>>155794285its over anon...we won....we can rest now.
>>155794273based i'm not reading your wall of text but thank you for putting up a trip finally
>>155794288K
>>155794273respect for putting on the trip enbything
>>155794273>they dont want me to be here at allOf course they dont want you here moron, the trip IS the compronise. You keep saying that everyone hates you for having "different opinions" when it's mostly anons telling you to stop spamming your inane babble about every fucking little thing that appears on the comic, you saying you will stoo, and then doing it anyways. You are almost the most annoying poster we've had here, and only because you have some real thought competition.
>>155794288>>155794298
>>155794341why are you still responding to the guy omg
showerstuck. by johnkatfag.
>>155794348>omg why didn't you have them prefiltered when they out on the tripKill yourself
>>155794357TALK ABOUT HOMESTUCK OR LEAVE NIGGAAAA
>>155794357your hsg patriots fought tooth and nail for a cleaner HSG and you dirty it up again....TALK ABOUT HOMESTUCK FOR FUCK SAKE
>>155794357can you be on topic you retard
>>155794357you literally dont have to see or respond bro lol go youre free
Lamplady Swansong has replaced all other Serkets
>>155794380eh, shes ok. she strikes me as rather bait-y of course vriska gets the hottest alpha version. while terezi and literally everyone else get nothing
>>155794135a-am I on the shitlist?
>>155794380i really love her design, still need to draw her
yum yum taking my vitamin pills. and it is orange. just like ellith. ooough ellith fezzit.
does drawing vaguely fetishy art count as being on topic.
>>155794406if it has a homestuck character or oc, sure!
>>155794406yes so long as it is homestuck
>>155794406Homestuck porn is as on-topic as it gets
>>155794406what fetish? if its hypnotism i stg
i usually hate this guy and his art and how unfunny he is. but this one...i kinda like this one
>>155794397No anon you aren't on a shitlist
>>155794440shouldnt they be clarinet shaped or smth
>>155794356manlet captor
I had not seen much fanart/discussion on Bobo so this character being the first one to show up after Lylac was surprising, I really like their personality!!! however there are some Gamzee vibes amidst the messages (like the use of ":)") which makes me worried for the future... I want all the Deltritus citizens to be happy and friendly together!! Gamzee was my favorite troll before he decided to go murder mode though so I'd like to see a Gamzee-That-Does-Not-Become-A-Domestic-Abuser iteration if Bobo really is Gamzee-like and I'm not hallucinating from 2 pages of conversation
Imagining how Jade probably Cuddled with John in his sleep while she was on prospit just to feel close to someone, so when they meet up and get closer (due to the invariable power my authorial status provides me)John realizes how nice cuddling up with Jade feels, she already knows what he likes and what makes him comfortable. Makes Jade feel confusing feelings she thought were long left behind her.
>>155794257Why is she blind? They can conjure ANYTHING! The technology is more akin to magic. Why not make cyborg eyes?
>>155794515because she doesn't *want* to see. being blind is important to her. she gets emotionally distressed when she *can* see with her eyes. Thats something brought up fairly frequently throughout the comic.
>>155794485Aww this is adorable extremely cute
>>155794551also looking up this found me this and it's very cute silly
>>155794484Bobo is a huge deal in this session. I doubt they will make him dirty and only a device again. at least i hope not. I feel like bobo is really two faced but he is acting in a way that he wants to break free instead of just destroying stuff for the sake of "His Lord" or whatever.
>>155794524sounds like the capital D Deaf faggots who go reee whenever a child is given the gift of hearing due to surgery. Jane should fix Terezi's eyes for her own good
>>155794524In Baki Gaiden: Kenjin, Doppo(a karate master) fights a blind martial artist who has superhuman senses. Doppo hits the blind dudes head, the brain gets shaken just right that it 'wakes up' the dead eyes. But the blind man hates it, so Doppo gouges out his eyes. And I think this kind of trope happened in a kung fu movie or two that I've watched. Seems silly to me. Who would want to live with less senses if they really had the chance at bodily reconstruction?
>>155793473Nice oc but you need to give her more polygons, she's looking a little square.
my birthday is coming up this month. is it still a bad idea to make a homestuck request in the drawthread?
>>155794607just tell us what you want silly
>>155793473>>155794597I love the low poly feel. reminds me of retro games
>>155794587her eyes do get fixed, she just wears a blindfold. >>155794589well its just how terezi is. she doesn't like seeing and not much can convince her otherwise.>>155794551there is so much you can do with the yearning jade likely felt for John. Not even just in a romantic context but in a "im so lonely i just want a single friend :(" way. (but also YES in a romantic way, she wants to KISS JOHN)Thats the way i like to imagine prospitcest. It was always some tiny crush both kids had, but they are both the type to ignore those feelings. Jade ignores it because she has a bigger crush on dave. And john ignores it because hes john freaking egbert. But the two meet, are forced to live together for 3 whole years, and they both kind of have to uncomfortably navigate all of those innocent little feelings surfacing in not so innocent ways, plus with the knowledge that they are related.
>>155794621this is funny but i dont think jane would say that to dirk :[
>>155794607My birthday is coming up as well, are you a fellow Libra anon? Can I know the day?
>>155794621based desu bully dirk into khs for real
>>155794607never fear, drawfag is here!what would you like lil buddy :D
>>155794638no wait i think she would be saying stuff like that when she was kinda annoyed at jake and dirk situation.
>>155794636>her eyes do get fixed, she just wears a blindfold.the retcons undid that
>>155794664well sure but its more about the fact that this sets a precedent of knowing what she would do if her eyes got fixed.
>>155794636
>>155794434It would be horribly if something urgent required her attention so she had to run there only for her shirt to rip and leave her heaving bosom exposed for all to see and perhaps grope wouldn't it?
I said it before but I really do love how the writing in this series is like, they just *get* how people talk on the internet, I divided the "Lylac scrolls through a chat group" gif onto separate images so I could read it all, very much exactly like how my old groups back when I used discord were like and It's cool to see modern realism like this in art, also pic related is really funnyI'll take a break to eat lunch because I've been nonstop reading since I woke up but I'm enjoying this so much, I hope I don't get super spoiled on important things once BC updates later today (as everyone is claiming it will update I dunno if it actually will), excited to meet my husband Delfi face to face soon and finally not be a larper anymore>>155794568Well honestly I thought Gamzee was going to be like a hero sacrificing himself for the greater good when I read his earlier behavior during Act 5 but then he turned out completely different so lol... but yes I hope not, I want Bobo to be a good friend to all, super cute design (or silhouette I guess lol) and personality so far>>155794589I read this! I love Baki and that fight was coolI'm not really partaking in this discussion but I think you should all remember that Terezi is not really "blind" as in real life blind, she can see shit with her nose and tongue, It's like "magic blind" so It's not as debilitating and dangerous to deal with in the situations she gets herself into, her whole emotional reasoning aside
>>155792945those tiddies are not little
Imagine the warm and loving gaze of joey as you hold her close to your body, fuzzy legwarmers thrown over your shoulders as you cum deep inside of her
>>155794678no one is reading your posts faggot
>>155793360What was your reaction to cody getting his ass beat?
>>155794679prove it
>>155794688what does this have to do with homestuck
>>155794688you aren't me you will never be me
>>155794700i already did! clearly you can see my tits are massive. the drawing proves it
>>155794716so your tits are little ok
Man I sure love Ellith from Prisounebound. the Mspfa!!!
>>155794725noooo absolutely MASSIVEHONKERS! (thats still something someone says right?)
>>155794678Thankyou for getting a trip hopefully pepo will stop chimping out so hard. Don’t worry I read some of your posts and admire your ability to glaze everything you read. Its like the opposite of how i despise everything i read.
>>155794682Hmmmm her horns are honey based pastries.
>>155794729saying that you got big tits is like saying you got big cock. idiot
It's so good
>>155794747you have to trust me anons, trust meeeee ;-;
>>155794754no boobs. leave
>>155794747The quality of the tiddie is much more important than the size. Its not equivalent.
>>155794754Post sillhouette
>>155794754i believe you busty anon
>>155794768yet this anon got small boobs. flat even and she lies to herself by depicting herself with milky dairy cow titsYOU'RE NOT FEFERI BITCH
this server is a prison. first they call me old, now they call me flat. YOU KIDS ARE MEAN
>>155794617>>155794645>>155794650oh uh, I'm a scorpio. bday is this 30thif it's not too much trouble I was hoping to get something of dirk! whether it's him and dave hanging out being boyfriends, or him just being content for once, or flustered, or anything really!
>>155794799>server
>>155794805I will draw you some awsome dirk anon. :D
The Slyph of Blood just god tiered but they still keep crit bleeding us when we need healing, is my session done for?
>>155794812fruedian slip. dont judge me. >:J
>>155794682>didnt pick conesInferior Joey spotted.
>>155794678i have been loving your journey
>>155794832
>>155794805do you like having your bday so close to halloween
>>155794855will you kill me now? thats the question. do you have the strength. fact of the matter is i am being called a flat hag and that is a crime in itself.
>>155794815thank you very much anon, many blessings on your home! I will wait patiently
>>155794729haganon..
>>155794805Oh its 10 days after mine. Ill see if I can get off my ass and do something for you Anon :]
>>155794868>will you kill me now?gladly. you're like 28, right?
>>155794884probably older.
>>155794884y-yeah...totally haha!
>>155794692the moment he walked back inside and the lights were turned on i was just DREADING the confrontation with his parents and how what they were going to do to him (justifiably so!!). i feel its a really realistic and sad portrayal im sure a lot of us can relate to having experienced it ourselves/through friends so it sucks in a good way seeing it respectfully used in media i enjoy
you know this is really really frustating. I think on my to do list for when i'm able to get a computer it is to make a archive of all flashes as mp4 and html files so people can see it anytime. I think it will facilitate my life a bunch e__e my favorite scenes and intermissions are in embed hmtl files... not nice for my oldshit phone.
>>155794895your oc is young because youre old and want to remember your young days....
>>155794902She's so cute and her mother isn't half bad either
>>155794902I didn’t skipped that segment for a month because i was too nervous to read it lol. Opinions on the blue human?
>>155794957The greatest troll in all of fiction
Gamzee is the best design out of all of these.
>>155794964DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN THAT VRISKA WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>pass by a jewelery store advertising opals as the birthstone for scorpios and libras>have only ever seen the zodiac signs on trolls>vacantly stare at it for a momentHomestuck has ruined my life
>>155794973What's wrong with him?
>>155794959 nta btw
>>155794964damn this artist really only knows how to draw one (1) body type huh?
reposting my fan ancestor. design could be better.
>>155794964>>155794952>>155794973is this some sport soccer anime inspired mspfa?
>>155794864as a kid hell yeah. I'm allowed to be a little devilish both days back to back. also I get to gorge on cake on the 30th, and then gorge on candy the 31stas an adult still hell yeah. horror movies come out this month and there's horror themed events and steam games go on sale, and my family always treats me to something nice be it a game, a ticket to an event, or just putting time aside their busy life to hang out
>>155794805>I was hoping to get something of dirk!you don't even have to ask
>>155795019You can barely see her body there. Tavros covers 80% of her.
>>155795038i see all i need to.
>>155794959he has really great with chemistry with p much everyone he has interacted with and seeing him on screen is always a treat!! hes like kind of the straight man of the group. like. not literally of course but like in a comedy sense.i was kinda concerned about him when his dad brought up the "incident 6 months ago" and was like super scared that he was like groomed on the internet or something but it seems to be a thing relating to skye? which was also a huge crazy reveal btw but honestly i am just so hyped up for the next pages AAAARGRHHH I LOVE THESE MSPFAS!!!!!!!
Requesting John and Jade drawn like The Coffin of Andy and Leyley
>>155794298>>155794345ungodly corny
I want to cum on Delfi's glasses and then carefully clean them for him later while apologizing for doing such a thing>>155794731>>155794849Thank you both!! it does mean a lot!!
Alan will get Ultra Molested by Frankie Or Colsla. Mark my words.
>>155795019He certainly draws mainly flavours of thick but to just say he only draws one body type seems incredibly reductive in a mean spirited manner for no justifiable reason.
>>155795076not mine but ive had it saved for a while now
>>155795027its blue lock
>>155795085I am an artist
>>155795089We have theories about what he was doing that got him grounded
>>155795099.... .im sorry i read it blue cock. my brain is rotten heheh.
>>155795094seems like it would suit the strilondes better
>>155795093god i want to DESTROY my dick inside this SLAMPIG feferi
>>155795108That's not what it's called.
>>155795116I also have that one, yes
>>155795119you fell for the goonbait...
>>155794876>>155795034thank you so so much in advance, anons! even if you end up too busy, I appreciate the thought!
>>155795143i'm always horny for feferi, thankyouverymuch
>>155795108
>>155795119Rare find to have beyond canon Sollux on hand. I quite like it though, very "neet" vibes.
>>155795089Colsla couldnt molest his way out of a paper bag. He can cheat but that doesn't count
>>155795093THESE CLOTHES SUCK. the only good clothing is aradia
This thread gets oddly busy during west coast lunch hours...
putting my two cents on here. Just to put my theory out in the world.Alan being the molester is too predictable + if he really was offically a young offender i doubt his parents or lily's dad would allow him to be friends with lily. Unless they are stupid. Wich would explain.My stance is: Alan is not a saint but I don't think he seeks to be in a position to be a danger to others. I think he is just a horny teen with really bad luck for picking girls/guys. Maybe He also got molested wich is way funnier to me. He gets touched young. Doesn't know that its bad and touche others younger than him and gets called out on it. Wich is way more believable and happens often with abused kids that get promiscuous as a way to deal with the hormones being activaded too earlier.anyway.... I'm waiting...
>>155795093>big tits big hips>porn "small" tits big hips>big tits big hips>big tits big hips>medium tits big hips>big tits big hipsyou're right anon i never realized how versatile and good at drawing several different body types he is. how horribly reductive of me
>>155795173holy shit im so sorry this became a wall text lmaaao. I'm going to read now...
>>155795173who has alan molested?
>>155795165half of these outfits fucking suck and are offensively OOC and the other half (nepeta, terezi, vriska) are just inoffensively servicable, nothing more and nothing less.
>>155795164What if Colsla god tiered? Bard of Blood or Prince of blood maybe. Even worse. Mf Lord of blood...
>serverThe groomcord is leaking
>>155795189yeah yeah yeah server not thread im sorry i used the wrong terminology. please continue to be pedantic because i used the evil words and not the based chad words
>>155795173It may have something to do with skye. Also it makes no sense that he hurt someone else like that both with his character and how his dad talks about it
>>155795178He likes a woman who can punish the earth with every step. A man of culture.
>>155795178body type does not mean bust and hip size, its indicative of the shape those take, which you can see with Terezi being almost a ball, the disgusting fat whore
>>155795157my hands with grab feferi's asscheeks with deathgrip and spread them open like massive gateway and ram my whole head between them to bleach her asshole with my sloppy style rimjob until she's pearly white there and there clean all that high pressure fuchsia squirt she made in process
revealing that one of your main characters is a molester would be an incredibly based decision
>>155795200Have you seen our canon blood players? Colestor is not happening
>>155795220we have 3 body types on screen divided between the 6 of them. Square torso (vriska)Fat (terezi) Hourglass (Feferi, kanaya, nepeta)
>>155795198Either Skye or Some kid(s) on his old neighboorhood or even the church camp. doesn't matter but if he did it then the preocupation his parents have with him COULD be reasonable. But If he is with Lily as a friend then i highly doubt it. but then again its so common for people to leave offenders (of any age) near kids that i believe anything is possible. I just dont want it to happen because it is such a cliché imo. I dont want Alan to be revealed to be bad underneath his chill guy mask just because. There must be a reason so i dont go "oh well how shallow and predictable" you know?at least i would do that :]
>>155795165I quite enjoy Kanaya, Terezi, and Feferi's outfits. They seem in character while also obviously being erotic. But if you don't like them maybe you'd think more highly of these outfits?
aradia is also hour glass i forgot to mention her sorry)
>>155795250im pretty sure Colsla was revealed to be of Blood aspect. Why would they have his aspect revealed if this ain't gonna be used later??
from previous thread
>>155795093imagine drawing like this and getting 500$ paid MONTHLY on patreon. at this point im becoming an artist too if its that easy
>>155795257of course, i was just pointing out what body type means>>155795271im fairly sure aradia is pear shaped
>>155795178Well now you're clearly just being mean for the sake of it. If you think they're so similar maybe you could redraw it to show what you think should be their diverse bodytypes?
>>155794973this is the hottest thing famin has drawn in a while since his work slowly devolved into very samey goonslop but if i were to fap to it, id feel like a gay rapist afterwards so i am instead going to either give myself blue balls.
>>155795262(me)by the way this is just me theorizing what "the incident" could be. We don't know anything yet. Juuust theorizing.
>>155795286Im saying him being blood aspect is a point against molestation power scale
>>155795301500 bucks a month is nothing anon r u mad i have one of my subs sending me that weeklyand they draw really good stop hating >:(
>>155795303ehhhhhh thats a stretch. but ill be nice and give it too you. i just think these designs are goonable but not...interesting. sure their hot but they dont speak to me. Niggaaaaaaa maybe i should draw my own designs, if im gonna be a whiny bitch about it. >>155795301art *is* easy, but getting to that level, not so much.
>>155795309why would you feel like a gay rapist by fapping
>>155795204I said somewhere else that is possible that Skye tried to do something with him. That is my most possible to happen theory. we shall see what really happened...
>>155795262Hes getting his internet access restricted. Damn bro this is some hardcore slander. You got an evil side.
>>155795337I like Kanaya and Feferi, the rest are eh. Aradia is definitely a product of the author being black, those pants are awful.
>>155795265meulin's outfit is unforgivably fugly. absolutely no excuses for this.porrim's is unironically kind of nice but also kind of plain for her. like one of those days she just does not want to put in all the effort she could belatula's is inoffensive, servicable and even kind of cutemeenah's is kind of bland as fuck like it feels incompletedamara's is servicable, even kind of nice, but also damara as she stands would not wear that. if she got a job maybe but the damara we know would not.aranea's is fucking chopped too. NOTHING interesting to look at, no sense of style, she looks like a wal-mart employee. the aranea we know wouldn't be caught DEAD in an outfit this offensively lacklusteroverall i give it a c-
>>155795331well, fuck i'm not getting paid anything. then again 500 dollars could quite literally make me richer by vitrue of living in poland.
Is Beyond Canon day really just on Lesbian Day that's kinda funny
>>155795353maybe its because im black too but i like the hotpants she has on. their sexy to me.
>>155795305give me a few hours bet.
>>155795337>>155795331yall gotta understand that this is just skill. this isnt labor work. people work at construction under the sun all day to earn this type of money. it is healthier and easier compared to that
>>155795327Ooooooh. I didnt knew that. Im really bad at remembering aspects and personalities traits. forgive my ignorance.BUT THEN AGAIN i was joking here because of some implications that frankie and colsla did in their dialogue pages before.
>>155795301It's really not. It's a balance of drawing something appealing while also drawing something you like so it doesn't come off as passionless garbage. Many artists don't find success because people can just feel they're drawing by the numbers porn of only the most popular waifus.It also takes a lot of skill you have to build up to find an audience and draw things that you're satisfied with.
>>155795383well sure. i am an artist too, and i have worked as an engineer, so funnily enough i have know both sides of this comparison. Never the less. I figure if im gonna be such a whiney whore about it i should put my money where my mouth is and draw my own designs for the kids.
>>155795361its the colors. so fucking bad choices oh my god
>>155795352>Damn bro this is some hardcore slander. You got an evil side.e____e i'm just working with multiple possibilites/paths. based on many signs i'm seeing. I'm not evil. Anything is possible. plus this is so much fun.
>>155795361All of Aranea's clothes are bad. It came free with her being Aranea.
>>155795399>I figure if im gonna be such a whiney whore about it i should put my money where my mouth is and draw my own designs for the kids.okay then bet bro. you wanna see me do it?
>>155795383im not an artist myself but u cant really equate the worth of something to money. the most high price selling pieces of art in the real world are just tax writeoffs for rich people. in my opinion their art has a lot of appeal and its competently drawn. there are also a lot of ways to make money indoors or outdoors so it doesnt really make sense to be this upset at someone making a lil side money for doing their hobby and posting it on the internet.
>>155795342famins straight and refuses to draw gay shit, which i completely respect. so fapping to his art of a man would feel almost like indirectly molesting him, to me atleast.
>>155795418i was talking about myself. as in me the artist drawing my own designs. You can also do that if you want to, i don't mind, in fact i love to see peoples art. I am just trying to keep positive. Being negative all the time is exhausting
>>155795417This outfit is hot as fuck and she was literally going to save everyone if people cooperated with her, take my hotwife's name out of your mouth
>>155795417at least they're questionable in a way that actually gives us something to look at. this is just mcdonalds employee if they were blue instead of red and yellow
anyone who thinks aranea is actually smart is cattle. most retarded bitch in homestuck, second to vriska of course.
>>155795441Nigga shes dressed like a walmart employee
>>155795441>she was literally going to save everyoneARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?
>>155795429>500 US dollars a lil side money you clearly dont live in a second world country or lesser
>>155795441her plan wouldn't have worked
>>155795437then why did you argue so crudely to me?
Ellith Pit Job after she cut some logs with her Axe ewe
>>155795452She lost for plot reasons>>155795453She is beautiful and elegant and sexy>>155795464YES if only everyone teamed up with her then she could have lead the whole team to victory but no they kept infighting >>155795476I am sure she could have won if everyone cooperated with her... she was the only one locked in
>>155795486didn't mean to. thats my bad. i was just being vulgar since i was talking about myself
>>155795464she's an absolute fuck up and that's why i love her
>>155795491>plot reasons = she wasn't smart enough to beat the plot = RETARDED
>>155795490playing uno with ellith!counter her +4 with one of your own!watching her tear up and cry! qwq...throwing the game afterwards!letting her make a miraculous come back and win!making ellith happy!!!
Her Imperious Condescension cheatedAranea played fair and square
>>155795429side money and hobby that gets paid more than my friends who work for 9 hours an day for just sitting in the comfort of your home and drawing
speaking of best girls. i kinda hate doing alt versions of my art bcuz i have to draw her head in like three different positions <:{
>>155795415>I’m not evil.That’s what an evil slanderer would say
>>155795494also he shines way more in the animation side of things. his animations are better than the drawings
>>155795528actually playing uno with her is way more fun. But im really horny as of now so. my bad i think we will have to play all types of games~idk why she would be crying at playing uno tho. i find funnu both loosing or winning that game. and i usually loose. because the experience to play the game itself is way fun to me desu.
>>155795552Awooga looking forward to this...
>>155795572i concede fully to this point. his ability to make those bitches wobble can enrapture even me. And i usually consider myself above such things.
>>155795566I'm not evil. I could be!!! But I choose not to because.... well because being evil would make me feel bad after for hurting others. anywaaaay stop nagging me. i will like. read a book and drink a coffee + snack now
Never forget that Dave abused Bro and got away with it
>>155795535why the fuck wouldnt you cheat if you were fighting someone? i wanna win stupid hoeass.
>>155795551>>155795472i suppose i didnt think of other countries existing when i typed that. oops. but still honestly this should be encouraging you if anything, the internet is a good place to make money off of horny people.erm. i mean being on pesterchum and or trollian. in the homestuckverse.
>>155795620same reason why i hate throne. hate hate how accounts can just get money by being horny and begging for donations. and it works somehow
>>155795301HOW DO I GET PEOPLE TO PAY ME 500$ ON A MONTH FOR ART?!
>>155795615Typical fish hitler fan
>>155795649THATS WHAT IM COMPLAINING ABOUT!
I tire of seas shenanigans
>>155795652sounds a whole lot like loser talk lol
>>155793190HAH, GAAAAAAAY
>>155793473How big is her dick?
>>155795647ermmmmmmmmm......its less begging and more of a service. like uhm. erotic voicechat for pays and such u know.on trollian.
>>155795712gayyyy
>>155794081It was reminiscing and excitement (for an inevitable trainwreck albeit) and discussion of all the better places the story could have gone.Now its just a handful of autogynephiliacs or hs2 shills desperately trying to erp in a blue board. At least the infinitychan threads stayed good a little bit longer before gracefully dying.
>>155795464
>>155795683I wish I had a big wife like that.
>>155795604>abuses his bro>abuses dirk when they finally meet>abuses karkatdave must be stopped at all costs
>>155795665I NEED TO KNOW THE SECRET THIS WOULD BE A LIFE-CHANGING JOB TO HAVE
>>155795649>>155795665>>155795788draw funny/horny art and post it on the social medias. cant be seen by people if u arent really visible yk yk yk
>>155795766notice how the one person he hasn't abused is his sister. almost like they were meant to be
>>155795841rose abuses dave.
>>155795093He dislikes Kanaya so theres a constant trail of troons with a (male) hateboner following him everywhere. Kinda funny
>>155795864yes exactly
>>155795755Somewhere in Paradox Space, Anon. Somewhere in Paradox Space.
>>155795877theres disliking kanaya and theres drawing cucknaya levels to it
>>155795491>I am sure she could have won if everyone cooperated with herHow the fuck was she going to bypass HIC's conditional immortality?(Politely ignore the fact that Roxy killed her without any clarification as to why either.)
>>155795738How Aranea could have won:>Don't murder Jane and Terezi, focus on killing Her Imperious Condescension>Demand Jake not to be stupid and traumatized>Don't siege Derse, take it immediately >Zurge rush the Green Sun to cut off Jade's powers>Ally with Spades Slick against Lord English>Ignore Dirk
>>155795925How Aranea could have won:by doing picrel
>>155795801>funny/hornydoes cute work? is there a market for cute?
>>155795925>Ignore Dirki don't think this was physically possible
>>155795925dirk being africa...
>>155795925dirk quite literally carried the alpha session. i dont want to see no slander and i dislike how anons say that he sucks when he IS better at helping his teammates then dave is
Okay, here we 6o (droppin6 typin6 quirk from this point (for readability))Now, I was reading the same classpect essay over and over, as one does, and it mentioned something. This something is what I will base my entire... thing, on:>A Sylph of Mind and a Prince of Heart are polar oppositesObviously, the Aspects are simple enough to find opposites. And Classes have Active and Passive pairs, of course. But I think there's more to that. I think that there is the possibility of Class Inversion, the same way that there is Aspect inversion.Here is the current Class Active/Passive pairings and scalings.Notice how Prince (+5) and Sylph (+1) are four numbers apart. This is important.After this, I looked at another pairing: Heir and Seer. Now notice how Heir (-6) and Seer (-2) are ALSO four apart. This is a pattern, I think, but of course, the basic Active/Passive pattern is wonky (with Witch and Sylph and Heir and Maid being both Active/Passive respectively, whilst being paired), so there is another pairing of Classes that I have that breaks the pattern I literally just FUCKING established.Back to Heirs and Seers. I'll give evidence, surface-level, maybe, for it. Take Mituna, for example. The dancestors are infamously DOGSHIT at actualizing their Classes and Aspects, so you just know that Mituna is a certified Bad Heir. So Mituna, for the duration of the game, attempted to warn (guide) his team away from their Doom (wow it's like he was acting like some sort of Seer of Doom...). Obviously, since he's an Heir, he failed, since that's NOT the job of an Heir. Now take Rosalind Lalonde, Seer of Light. I should've mentioned this earlier, but I do believe that both Class and Aspect can invert independently of each other (so someone's Class can invert, but their Aspect stays the same, or someone's Aspect can invert, but their Class stays inert).1/? (there's a lot of fucking shit)>>155795925She should've used Gamzee as a meatshield against Condy
Can someone post Famin's art of Kanaya in a black dress walking down the red carpet? That was based.
>>155795925>focus on killing Her Imperious Condescensionimpossible, as you saw>Demand Jake not to be stupid and traumatizedimpossible, as you saw>Zurge rush the Green Sun to cut off Jade's powersand...kill jade?>Ally with Spades Slick against Lord Englishimpossible. he'd find her too aggrivating. karkat was a fluke + bloodbound>Ignore Dirkimpossible, as you saw
>>155795962dave only sucks so much because he starts refusing to help, if he was working to his full potential then he'd probably be more helpful than mr. soul sucker
>>155795399?? why dont you work as an engineer anymore? its good pay
>>155795999a great many combinations of reasons. unfortunate as it is to say.
>>155795984without the typing quirk its like putting on glasses and the vision getting clearer, how is this possible
>>155796022could you explain why? ive heard good things for being a enginner
I can't get over how she thought she was so cool here just embarrassing herself in front of everyone good job Rose Lalonde
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>>155796085LALONDE GET THE FUCK OUT THE WAY YOU CAN'T HANDLE ALL THAT JADE MEAT
>>155796059I would rather not talk to much about myself. You could understand why. But I will keep it vague. 1. People wouldn't hire me. 2. This wasn't in America so a heavy racial and gender prejudices ran wild, so even the little work i did get, it was fraught with issues. 3. My one opportunity to leave and move to America, which was basically the equivalent of the golden ticket, required me to ditch that line of work and become an accountant, something i did surprisingly quickly and smoothly. 4. If i wanted to become an engineer in america i would have to get re certified, and that was a pain in the neck. So i just stuck to my guns. I would rather not speak more on this, if only because this is very off topic 0_0;
>>155796085i simply cannot accept a fat ass kanaya. it doesn't feel right at all
>>155796147what feels right then?
>>155796085
>>155796085I want Kanaya's fat fucking ass on my dick right now.
>>155795984Now back to Rosy. Rosa, does a few things. When she tries to get information on the Horrorterrors from her gay little Seer Ball, she "slip[s] into the fabled blackdeath trance of the woegothics" and she becomes BLACK.Now, this may seem like "whatever", but stick with me here. This is the moment where Rosaceae Lalonde truely becomes Equius—I mean an Heir of VoidShe BECOMES Void. Almost like... she inherits it...The Heir arc usually consists of a danger, of which they are in danger of succumbing to their Aspect. For example, Equius delved too deep into his fetishes (Void thing) and Mituna was too much a piece of shit (Doom thing), and John almost becomes separated from the narrative entirely via retcon (Breath thing).RoLal, in this moment, succumbs to Void, and... does all of this shit, and then fucking dies (before being revived, but still)2/?>>155796028shrug idk man
>>155796137>This wasn't in AmericaYou do know you get profiled over here too yeah?
>>155796195thin, tall, boney, small boobs
>>155796107Rose is a professional at handling Jade meat.
damn itits frustrating that i cant just appearify all the drawings im imagining in my brain onto the canvas instantly. i have to DRAW IT. AGHHH. WORK BITCH (She says to her hands)>>155796217oh i know. but my point is however bad it is here, back home was a million times worse.
>>155796222HEYO!
>>155796137aw that sucks. last post, still working as accountant?
>>155796237i hope the states treat you better. maybe we've crossed paths and we'd never even know...
how much would johnkatfag's art be worth.
>>155796272two shawarma and bottle of sprite
>>155796272to me, it's priceless
>>155796272johnkatrillion poland moneys
>>155796272one trillion boondollars, hes my goat.>>155796264ye, its chill. i draw at work (like im doing right now) and slack off basically any opportunity i get. its nice. either that or read/write johnjade fanfics. hahaha.>>155796266i blend into the crowds. not because im normal, but because im short. youll never find me.
Jade can handle women on the heavier side, she's absolutely Jacked and lifted a whole ship with her powers too. She can handle all that and a bit more
>>155796272Depends: How would you compare him to tamers12345 since those brothers make a good bit from patreon currently
>>155796216Why not witch of void? Its the traditional classpect inversion interpretation. She wields incredible power with the aid of an eldritch entity (like the other witches). Her relationship with void doesnt become impersonal in the same way heirs typically do.
>>155796309jadexnellie when?
Raping Jade's comatose body
>>155796324tamers is a fucking traitor and sellout to groomy’s world. but those guys make animations not ms paint doodles its not comparable
>>155796337We mourn this Anon who was promptly raped by Alt callie who was in Jade's body
Since we're posting cute fat girls what do we think of Twiddle here?
>>155796337It's okay she consented you can see the note she left
>>155796373HAND IT OVER BY COMMAND OF QUEEN PROSPITCEST
im editing a lowpoly aradia i found online to look like ellith........
>>155793702Wait so that stupid pilot of homestuck saved /hsg/ on /co/?
>>155796373whoah...where's the full
>>155796381>>155796395/aco/
>>155796392sort of, but hsg probably had an opportunity to come back earlier if anon had a reason to try. no one cares about banning it anymore because homestuck isn't a thing people care about anymore
>>155796407THANK YOU ANON. very cute.
>>155796309but will she ever be happy
>>155796381would the queen of prospitcest prefer cucking john or jade when theyre both dating?
>>155796449jade. sorry girl, we are like sisters but i need that boy something FIERCE.
>>155796436We can solve this with the great return of the one who bore her first true child
the kind of smile that you make only around someone who gets youand loves you.
Umm those pawprint tattoos furfags have except like um its for people who only have sex with jade and uh, rose has it, ok im done writing this
>>155796473look at how happy they are thinking about smuppets, no trauma here
>>155796388Ellith if she ate 1 red blooded american burger from mcdonalds
gonna make my own ellith 3d model and share here. hmmm oh boy another to put on the to do list. so much to do. so little time..>>155796309Holy Body Goals. If i get to look like that maybe i will start to attract some girls attention..
>>155796489and its green and in the shape of the gloves jade uses in bc
>>155796265This doesn't fit kanayers character She's a prude
>>155796216(someone please interact with my ramblings come on PLEASE I'm BEGGING PLEAAASE) Anyways, here's where it gets stupid. Downright silly, even.As has been stated on multiple occasions, Pages have the (potential) to be the strongest Class, even as strong or stronger than a Lord (as stated by Caliborn).In Game Over, when Aranea "unlocks" Jake's Trve Hope Potential, he releases an impenetrable death sphere of Pure Hope Energy, stronger than the characters could reasonably deal with (almost like a Lord...)And Caliborn has the following quote, picrel.A key part of Pages is that they hold the ideals of their Aspect, despite not yet embodying them. Their arc is to actualize and FULLY live up to their ideals. Jake gives a whole speech about Hope, Tavros believes in Rufio(h), who represents... Breath and shit.Space is the Aspect of creation (Jade, Calliope, etc.) are artists and shit. And here he is, giving his philosophy about art (Space), despite being SHIT at art (Page), before getting better and become an artKING.3/?>>155796327because that wouldn't fit the theory I'm on. Plus, this entire thing is underdeveloped and subject to change so... yeah.
>>155796510*a single tear rolls down my eye* Yes... Yes!!
>>155796507i believe in you anon!! in both regards i kind of suck at 3d modelling i just kinda kitbash stuff
>>155796510>>155796489They could be on her shoes too
>>155796545This is awesome
>>155796536i did 3d model course back in 2024 i believe and i got it pretty easy. i did a 3d model of my oc in just 2 classes. I just need to get good in uv mapping and the polygon slicing part that i will be unstopable!! Its just that i aim to go to uni next year and well the studies will make everything more dificult due to time e__e
lowblood writting>crunchy, bad lettering, uses red or other lowblood blood as ink colorhighblood writting>uses markers, smooth letters, uses blu or jade blood colors as ink
>>155796376someone edit the blood spot into being white.
>>155796590its the exact same meaning anon
]say "real gas writer takes a toke from god's crack pipe and ejaculate all over their workplace with zephyr essence of creativity"
aritsts who consistently draw skinny moid twinks that aren't just straight up femboys pls give me advice they are genuinely my kryponite </3
>>155796376having your sign in your underwear is a pretty good idea
>>155796621he's anorexic, not twink. add some meat into his legs iunno
you just know dave and rose have probably had a very very sexually intensive borderline erotic roleplay conversation that both left them incredibly aroused. only for them to both masturbate to it and feel absolutely TERRIBLE about it.
>>155796621please allow sollux to eat SOMETHING, ANYTHING
>>155796639would they be doing this before or after the incest reveal is the real question
>>155796669i was imagining this as pre sburb. but honestly i bet post reveal and on meteorstuck, i bet they would go *back* to those pester logs and masturbate to them AGAIN because of how turbulent things are. Also not enough dersecest playes into the drama of both rose and dave being with someone but not actually being happy or fufilled. People are to afraid to have rosemary not be a happy ending for rose. I WANT MY AFFAIR FICS.
>>155794952>>155794964>>155794973Extremely weird crossover but I like it, I read Blue Lock up until somewhere in the France match. I already know Dave & Bro are Rin & the bum so why haven't you posted that too???
>>155796621Not a moid but this is my body type and it makes me happy to see Sollux look like me and someone saying that they find it a good look, your art is great, I think the anatomy is perfect, really coo artstyle
>>155796731cool*I'm going straight to bed
>>155796749nighty night buddy :D
>>155796697>but honestly i bet post reveal and on meteorstuck, i bet they would go *back* to those pester logs and masturbate to them AGAIN because of how turbulent things are.this is so hot there must be a fic out there of it right
>>155796731you look like this? youre getting chained to the bed.
>>155796621hmmm i used to kind of look like this as a moid.im not an artist but my thigh gap used to be smaller cuz my hips were narrower due to the aforementioned moid bones
>>155796762if there isn't i will write it. can you imagine how much the guilt drives both up the wall. double points if their rooms are right next to each other, both doing it serendipitously at the same time, but both are completely un aware of the others feelings, and they think they are completely alone/disgusting for this.
>>155796453what do you think of this
>>155796511Kanaya is explicitly stated to be promiscuous by Alternian cultural standards due to her several Grey quadrant relationships.
>>155796749gn and ty i'm glad you got something out of what was basically a test just to make sure i can still draw moids somewhat decent ^^
>>155796791cmon. what would kanaya think?could rose convince that masturbation is an normal thing to kan?
>>155796453>FIERCEwhat are you? irish?
>>155796792this is the type of dirty talk they would have while jade is riding john
>>155796791FUCK. I HAVE THE PERFECT SET UP. Dave is with terezi, but they haven't really escalated things yet, and honestly dave and terezi are just friends who say their dating because they both wanna distract themselves from complicated feelings. they like each other sure, but neither are emotionally mature enough to progress the relationship. They haven't even kissed for real yet. Rose hasn't gotten the courage to ask Kanaya out yet at all. She *likes* her but she just can't get over her past memories of the doomed timeline. And also general depression eating away at her. She has gotten distant from her because of how her past is haunting her.Thats the perfect context. (i also imagined this bit of dave being a drybeater until meteor stuck and he alchemists some sort of lubricant and he just cannot help himself.) >>155796830im sure she could.>>155796851im the farthest thing from white. apparently i just say weird phrases.
>>155796792this is how it makes me feel reading any john and jade log>>155796864TRVKE
will dave ever be punished for his crimes
i am back from my pit what is going on
>>155796908>>155796908>>155796908
>>155796866>im the farthest thing from white. apparently i just say weird phrases.for the christ's sake can we get pretty girls itt?
>>155796923skill issue i guess?
>>155796923i can transition into one if you'd like.
>>155796649*feeds him mindhoney*
>>155795938>mfw theres no market for cute TvT
>>155796473soulmates. can't wait to know what he whispered in his ear in that bc flash
>>155796511she's polite and oblivious here which is very much kanaya
>>155797403been liking bc since that flash
>>155795265>>155795093>>155795361This man has absolutely no fashion sense and it shows.
sarco's fine but he sometimes seems to get real whiny on xitter.
how does one achieve cute/hot balance.
>>155796621Lol I look like this. Though I’ve got a slightly stockier upper body bc push ups + pull ups. When you’re skinny any amount of workout will show.
>>155797904about what
>>155797942cuute
