Doggy girl edition.QOTT: You have to fuse with your dreamselfsprite to god tier. What else is in that thing and what are you stuck with for all of eternity?Last session: >>155796908Homestuck Resources:https://homestuck.net/resources/booru/The best way to read homestuck:https://uhca.carrd.coWHITEBOARD!https://r2.whiteboardfox.com/26187379-5997-7173MAGMA!https://magma.com/d/rtqFn4qoGK
PROSPITCEST FOREVER
welcome to /hsg/ fucker
i love my june
>>155809530make my drink pronto mutant boy
>>155809530Can I get uhhhh...chicken biscuit...no chicken.
>>155809536plushie of sorts?
Is the whiteboard messed up for anyone else
WHO THE FUCK USED FILL AND DIDN'T CLEANED UP AFTER HIMSELF!?
>>155809637I don't know but damn I sure am winded these days
>>155809637nightmode hsg whiteboard
it was because of the raid. and i think they fucked the whiteboard with their nickocado images.
vibri twerking on the very impressed science saru execs to get them to animate homestuck
>>155809484Honestly, probably one of my pet cats(possibly one from a graveyard in our garden), so I'm gonna end up with cute cat ears
>>155809676I thought i turned image upload off. sorry guys. ive never seen it glitch out like this before, its not a real fill tool so I can't remove it. I guess ill make a new whiteboard
>>155809678Then they see her womb tattoo and tell her off because tattoos are dishonoraburu
no, check the whiteboard again. i had to find the anon which spammed bullshit which made it glitch out.
>>155809717they invented those. theyre hypocrites
>>155809717ok but then they're bought back by the fact that vibri has absolutely no ass and they love women with no ass because they look like children
Rip to the brave soldiers of the whiteboard killed in the blackening
>>155809750hussie....
>>155809750lmfao
I can't believe our poor little WHITEboard got BLACKED and DESTROYED...
Dirk should kick John in the balls over and over again
>>155809725is it working now? am I going insane?
Candy John reviving Meat John to kill Dirk on some Gojo shit
>>155809878yeah.
candy john and meat john should suck dirk's balls over and over again
>>155809860*Dirk should lick John in the balls over and over again
Anyway I got distracted by everyone talking about indians I forgot to say good morning soooo good morning! Hope you guys are feeling well. As I said in struggling with writing. But that's ok. I also have a gamzee plushie now. I feel as if I have unleashed a great evil into the world.
>>155809922am i insane or is it working..anon....halp
>>155809918Candy JUNE reviving Meat JohnBOT so they can have raw unprotected sex
john- black hairjade- brown hairrose- white hairdave- blonde hair
Time to draw johnjade
what are we playing tonight, game girls?
>>155810034YeahhhI'm excited now :D
Back to reading, I apologize for the frequent pauses for anyone looking forward to me reaching certain pages (I know I myself am excited to reach Delfi very soon) but I'm not a very healthy person and today especially has been filled with very sharp headaches so I'm taking constant breaks to deal with that, I can assure you that I'd be locked in reading if my eyes and head cooperated with me because this story seriously just keeps getting better!!! I'm having so much fun, so much so that I'm already dreading reaching the end and being all caught up and... not being able to read more! until they update it! wah!! but at least I'll be able to write lots and lots of posts about these characters with full context and discuss them all with everyone and that'll be fun, ok time to talk about the story!I like that Swiss is doing the "Sheeh!" pose from Osomatsu-san here (also referenced by Susie from Deltarune), also shortly after this scene he is being needy towards Bobo and Bobo teases him a bunch, truly both are incredible characters they should probably touch each other a bitI keep gushing about realistic this series is but yes absolutely Swiss is like, so much like people who lose their god damn minds if new people are introduced to a group, at least he's moe about it (very moe I like when Bobo teases him a lot), I want to tease him tooAlso he definitely reads like someone who has anxiety, making a bunch of plans and getting heated over Bobo not giving him a proper time for things, this part of his character I relate to a lot! I want to hug him...>>155807600Thank you!!!! you too!!! seeing as her overalls falling off is already erotic... I think Lylac should not wear a bra under her shirt at all!! for maximum aquatic mobility... not because her chest being nude under that shirt would be hot (it is because of that)>>155807554That is so beautiful they are so cute together aw... I love Dave's and Rose's reaction here incredible image>>155809952Seconding this
>>155810196I barely play games anymore, drawing is the only thing im moderately pasionate for and I feel like im terrible at it
>>155810196Honkai: Star Rail of course
>>155810334homestuck if it was epic
Been re re rereading Homestuck and its been great, really miss it when it was all still coming togehtor with mysteries and theories about everything surrounding the kids, the guardians and the game.
>>155810196gore screaming show, and league of legends
>>155810016June detransitioning!
>>155810441im back in grandmaster starting yesterday id fucking kill you and slaughter you and cut you into tiny ity bity pieces you fucking low elo lulu main scum of the earth id fucking eat you alive do you hear me
>>155810384we don't appreciate enough just how sick the aspect designs are
>>155810478*outsmites your jungler*
>>155810457How does a detransition kink work for mtfs? You experience a male orgasm so strong you go back to being a man?
Rate Aradave from 1 to 10
>>155810034YES
I love Swiss' inner monologues so fucking much oh my god, this is highkey how I start thinking like when I'm pissed off... please calm down Swiss go play with your toysAlso amazing that both when messaging Bobo and when messaging CT he starts his texts by just venting completely unprompted, incredible guyHonestly I'm reading his dialogue and feeling so fucking embarrassed I'm like "oh my god dude this is how I talk to people noooo he is so lame but I'm like this" but I think It's FINE to use CAPSLOCK as a way to signify which words are IMPORTANT, I don't do this as often on 4chan since I reread my posts a trillion times so that they're of enough high quality to be posted and people can see me as a good posterAlso:>CT: *The Mountain gives a hearty chuckle, flashing an easy, cocksure smile.*>CT: huhuhuhu>CT: of courseIs so adorable, I love The Mountain already and I know he is like besties with Delfi later so I'm looking forward to that a lotThis is so good
>>155810656I attached the wrong image oops, this is the monologue I was talking about... sorry sleepy Swiss you are not very relevant
Laughing my ass off I can't believe Delfi gets called a pedophileI love The Mountain he is so protective of his friend aww..... total Delfi love he is innocent!!!
>>1558105758.5/10, extra score bonus for same-aspect shipping
>>155810707del'fi shotacon to boylover pipeline
I'm gulping down that Bobo honey I'm letting that drip from my mouth to my chin to my collarbone to my chest I'm closing my eyes and pretending Bobo is feeding it to meAlso I just watched "[S] Ly'lac: Look." and it was awesome!! DERSE YAYY!! I'm excited to see how this session's Jack is like, maybe we'll get a focus on Hearts Boxcars this time since he died so early in the other sessions? I wonder, this is all so cool and awesome I keep smiling while reading thisI also found the Horrorterrors there (I think that's what those huge things are maybe I'm wrong) super cool and I hope they get more focus since they were sidelined a bit in the main story
>>155809840obsessed with bibisci owned by the bibisci rent free oh algo
Now imagine this except Lylac is wearing no shirt at all, her overalls partly revealing one of her nipples, and her armpit exposed due to the lack of shirt... *nods*
>>155811133that guy has better stuff, i like that one with meenah and karkat
Man I wanna fuck Nanna Egbert so bad, I feel like I'm so mentally and physically drained till I go into my Jade folder and into the Nanna subsection and start looking at the Nanna art I got saved.
>>155811133Blue board buddy, you can't be posting full fucking dick here
/hsg/ niggas really be posting porn on a blue board and not even spoil it
I love this art of Delfi and The Mountain I saw earlier today I need to post it now, they're both so cute and hot>>155811133The artstyle here is awesome I just don't think Equius looks like himself at all here (if that's who that is)>>155811152Share with us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! greedy!!!>>155811181>>155811200Posting porn in blue boards is the most honorable thing you can ever do on 4chan
>>155811152me mogging you because i got somebody to rp as a fat assed. twerkbait nana for me as john
>>155811200
>>1558111331. 2. 3 testing. anon i just got banned because a faggot reported me last thread. please take care. also this art made me horny like a dog!!! oh my goodness!!!! GAMZEE HAIRY PITS!!!
rose version of that one ross drawing i did a few months agoslightly retracted foreskinhttps://files.catbox.moe/tb18zq.pngfull coveragehttps://files.catbox.moe/x9369z.png
funny thing is i even spoilered that.>>155811245(me)
>>155811246>detwinked himno…
>>155811246HOTTTTT WOAAAHHHH THIS IS AWESOME ANON!!!!!!!!!!! so good great job!! erotic and cute!!!
>>155811211I have no need for such an rp I play D&D and have chat bots anyway, I'm working on a new nanna I have the power of writing on my side to make the ultimate granny based on art visuals and going as in depth on those details with pure autism and then hitting on older women during DND every time I get to play. You've got years before you get close to besting me on GILFs my RP experience has most people ignore what comes with the age honestly
>>155810575I genuinely thought this was gonna happen on my first read, like Aradia randomly meeting Dave in that dream bubble was the start of a slowburn time mentorship turned romance or something after he realized Terezi wasn't really much help.
>>155811246Good shit
>>155811211what do you mean twerkbait bro you too unemployed and gooned out
gamzee with gyno and thick tights and is a slutty needy bitch. hhhh.
>>155811277If your DM loves you theyll put at least one relevant GILF Npc just for you
>>155811245i feel like i recognise your typing style, are you by any chance. a drawfag?
>>155811274>>155811310tysmmmmmm you two ^^ especially you crowpiss you have NO idea how much it means coming from you ;w;>>155811270fine we can retwink. justbecause i'm feeling generous.slightly retractedhttps://files.catbox.moe/wgft5g.pngfull coveragehttps://files.catbox.moe/6n7nqw.png
>>155811277self inserting dog cock jadefag. why are you like this? did a relative rape you or something
>>155811353Oh my DM does, like he knows what I'm about and just lets me hit on older women when I want and even had a moment where the enviorment was up my lane of taste cause I had been joking about an image and just started letting that nonsense be a side quest and he rolled with it like a champ any time I vaguely brought it up.
>>155811277lol, hope everything goes well rp bot anon>>155811317its the truth though, she was twerking on john's cock like there was no tomorrow.
>>155811357i draw and do a lot of stuff yes.
>>155811277how do you describe nanna's body when making a chatbot?
>>155811326absolute kino, tired of stick gamz. put some meat on that motherfucker!
>>155811413post a example 0u0, i wanna see if youre the right anon im thinking of.
Delfi I need you so bad please tell me to kill myself, I can't believe he also just said "3dpd" this guy is so good wow, I need him and Meat Roxy to interact at some point they're like total opposite types of trans men but both are so awesomeAlso I only now realized that o----* is meant to be a bomb, I thought it was like a bubble or something because they're aquatic... I'm dumb
>>155809484Doggy Jade triggers my AGP like crazy.
>>155811481stop that
>>155811473>[CC]:chicken buttso erotic..
>>155811369H3H3H3H3
>>155811481continue
>>155811404>lol, hope everything goes well rp bot anonIt will, I've fine tuned plenty of stuff by now and got a solid rhythm especially on getting bonus details focused.>>155811389Older women are very hot its less self inserting than you guess, more I took a massive amount of Jade info, made it into a person and then just let a narrative play out around that to see what happens over time. Its kinda boring to actually insert as a character since then you can't form as much story around it. Hell I made a thing for that infidelity stuck comic that's incomplete and it actually turned out sorta decent, I just need to work Nepeta into it more.>>155811429Depends on the image I feel like going for since there's tons of Nanna and Nannasprite art. I'm considering using this one so a good percentage of focus and detail goes into emphasising the size, width, the cellulite, the ideal motion it would theoretically make and then working out the rest of the body build she bas based on the image. Height is probably the hardest part since based on Jane Nanna might have been semi above average height for a woman of her age and the height then affects the rest of the build since you gotta make the weight distribution work so the Ai doesn't just up and start dropping details or not considering the finer details of stuff like her walking around or natural hip motion.
Time to take a bath!!!!!
>>155811518man, you gotta help me out on making my bot's more detailed, you seem really good at it. do you grab the lore/personality from the wiki? what is the process
I really like seeing actual modern slang being used, I can't believe Lylac just said "kino", soon someone will say "based" and "plapbait" or somethingI have also remembered what Meemaw's design reminds me off, that creature looks exactly like Dagon from Jujutsu Kaisen, kinda funny and cute, poor hagsnab though that creature was also cuteAlso when they misgender Delfi I become a danger to myself and others >>155811518I admire your pervert ways>>155811509Looking into this!
>>155811544Actually not yet, few more minutes before schedule.>>155811572That is where its more complicated, in the case of some stuff yes but then you gotta remember to read through and reword some important stuff if its written in a way that might confuse the ai. Then you go running that through a few test runs to see if it reads correctly, tune it more to be tighter as needed and keep redefining it if you feel it could still use a bit of work or the Ai is straying from it too hard meaning you either shorten it or add a reminder to the chatbot for it to not miss the details you are really trying to keep at the full core of the character since the Ai has to be the one interpreting it and a lot of LLMs have a bit of pre info loaded in via osmosis like Ben 10 and how if you try to make a specific kind of watch like that or adjacent it will just make it function or look like the normal Omnitrix because it assumes your talking about that even if you made the description very clear or defined the difference.Another example is stuff like outfits or Jade's original bass, the wiki doesn't really describe these in great detail meaning you gotta start looking up other art of it to get a more full view or look up what kind of clothes those are or are similar too I have sadly learned many different clothing types because I don't know fashion like that ; It's mostly just tons of gradual trial and error on top of trying to format it and choosing between straight forward single point details to try to reduce error in description or going more verbose to get the ai to gradually recognize the detail. Homestuck is a bit worse in this because none of this shit is detailed very well on the wiki when it comes to appearance so you start either getting vague or trying to scour general official to popular opinion sources on shit like height or close to canon body builds.The best help is other bots you like and working down through them before innovating beyond
Fuck yes... I'm so happy, I don't think I need to repeat for the 20th time how much I love the Midnight CrewVery interesting that they'll be working under Dirk this time, and cool that Dirk is suggesting that they do what was done in his session (dream players being killed off before the game even starts), I'm excited to read moreSadly my headache is back so I'll probably only get to catch up tomorrow, oh well! I need to rest to focus on gushing about how hot and handsome Delfi is once I get to him, thank you all for discussing Homestuck with me It's so fun, I like when the thread is happy and positive, even if I personally don't share the GILF fetish that is the main topic of discussion right now
>>155811922what about starting messages, what do you have for the nanna bot as a starting message
>>155811572To be clear, my advice is don't make bots, if you get really fucking autistic about it you start getting stuck trying to constantly mess with 1 really fucking nothing detail because it keeps coming out wrong and then have to go back to trying to figure out what went wrong to cause the issue, they gotta start doing example dialogues to try to keep it closer to the character you want cause the LLM is free balling how they might talk because personality and the actually way these characters talk don't often correlate meaning you gotta go back, reread for district lines and more defined personality aspects to try and nudge things closer to correct and it starts turning into this unhelpful cycle until it works and you then actually gotta use it for a while and define if the old issues come back to see if its a your writing issue or a the ai issue.Just like ask someone else out there to make it for it if they already do good work that you feel you like or try to use an ai to form a baseline format or outline if you gotta and then work it all backwards to refine how the ai thinks it was since you can visualize how it responded and work to make it understand better from there. God help you if you try more than one character or an RPG and don't feel like doing a lorebook because you have over filled the description or its not registering like 3 core parts meant to cycle around or be frequent. D you understand how hard it is to make The Caretaker or PM when they have no real dialogue to work with half the time and you have to start vibe gauging weather than bot actually acts like how you feel they would. you won't hate it more than when it messes up on a detail of description you didn't think about and now have to roll back through and define nonsense rules because its going to try to over define a detail you didn't omit.
>>155811841>dat Rufioh and PorrimAverage mtf and ftm
>>155812196That I don't often do, I let it ride by scenario an that's how to judge if it understood anything you actually gave it in the first place, if it can't act like her a starter won't help regardless since it diverges. At best take inspiration form the images you used or basic details but when you do that you gotta write the dialogue starter into this because I'm sure you could handle the actions but you might start getting self conscious if you're unsure on what she'd say for that situation you're setting up. I concluded it was best, in my experience, unless I have a direct idea just give an outline and let it try to speak before I go back to the drawing board to fix it again
God this image is so funny. Do I count as a jadefag? And if so am I the top jadefag?
>>155811518also what do you mean by "you gotta make the weight distribution work" how to do that
>>155812355raping araena for causing GO....
>>155812355Aranea is a hero in this house, end of story
>>155812355Her only mistake was thinking those teenagers would stop being morons and help her
this is what you look like
>>15581057510/10
>>155812417Think of that more as literal as possible: You've got a heavyset person with some thick legs and a substantial ass, how are they walking around and what's moving when they walk around? How is their posture and stance and how does it affect their general motion when navigating say a straight line or a turn? If you make it sound too ridiculous the AI messes with their general posture when describing actions. I guess it would be like you say you roll a ball down a hill, the Ai suddenly makes the smooth ball bounce off non existant rocks because it hallucinates the ball to have extra details like weather its actually full of air or you have person pulling off impossible positions that would break their spine because the ai doesn't have a base line for their posture or weight that they are moving with. It's weirdly like how when doing even puppet type animation you are defining the impact and weight with the motion from your between frames or the lack of them to give a better illusion of speed.Nanna in that image would maybe have a bit of a woddle or more sway since she's carrying all that and her thighs may have a gap or just be pressed far too close to each other for comfort so you'd define the weight of her bakery and the posture of her motion when moving forward within your flavor text if you aren't going for exact-ish measurements on how wide her ass is. Flavor text really matters in that description cause its gonna define if you are getting some bland actions from the ai in my experience; gotta fully visualize her in motion for those best of results, accounting for love handles as well in the motion of the ocean that is Nanna Egbert.
Nana egbert is mid. Anyone worth their salt wants to fuck John.
>>155811841i hate how well rufioh pulls off the drag look esp. since he would eat shit on an actual stage
>>155812799i think kankri would do better
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>>155813006I am the short one
liveblog anon is my goat the best regular in a while.
>>155812739>Nana egbert is mid.You are not allowed to speak ill of her, she's a top 5 grandmother and an even better lady
>>155812355should have tried grooming John not Jake
>>155812881kankri could not pull off drag, he has too much of a perpetual stick up his ass to have a stage presence. probably couldn't even do fake boobs or certain makeup looks because he'd feel so demeaned by it. total bummer on stage, would probably get into a heated arguement with a heckler. i think of the dancestors, obviously porrim could absolutely kill as a drag king, but surprisingly i also think cronus wouldn't be half bad either. there's a petty cattiness there and he can play up a persona. would absolutely be a porkchop on RPDR and would probably only be listed at an event to make another queen look better in comparison but it's better than nothing.
rufio is a cute femboy
im a sensitive young man and i thought my life was over when i learned about hypergamy. but there is worse, shotagamy. the shotas have been stealing any available options for women. its completely over.
>>155813089Ill give her credit and say she has more of a personality than her dipshit alternate timeline self.
>>155813200This is true. I don't need any of you men anymore. I just need 1 shota.
im the opposite i need a 40yo man that has a jovial spirit.
MexicostuckJajaja
>>155813200eridan is so beautiful I dont care about your problems. or his
>>155813200pro-tip get groomed by a woman older than you who waits until you are legal and then become her boyfriend
He who speaks ill of Nanna shall pay the price, I’m coming down from the medium to kill you as it’s clear you are no ally but an enemy with intent to sabotage the session
>>155813200You missed your chance white boy. In this world the shota gets the full breasted lady.
>>155813345who else is an enemy
>>155813361That one blood player in here, I know he’s hiding out but he knows what he did
sometimes i forget about korpus and i remember and i get so melted.
>>155813353gets the mental illness from being groomed but not the free girlfriend, his loss really.
>>155813282I resemble that remark
still getting used to magma, found out i can flip the board and there is a liquify toolwip
Omg it will be pocky day pretty soon!!!!
>>155814250THANK YOU ANON. THANK YOU
>>155814250so freaking cute great job anon
>>155813200sounds like a fuckin' you issue man.https://files.catbox.moe/nerrhm.png
Surrender Yourself to Ellith
test test test, am I still banned yet??? Cosplay inbound???
>>155815809Good, my two week ban is lifted, anyways, nice to be back again!!!
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>>155815966God I hate redoing all these captchas...
>>155815775no
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>>155816069Well there you go and as a bonus, here's a qt roxy i saw on twitter! blah blah you know the end saying, hope you enjoyed these pics, I know I do!
>>155815991>no dirk boyfriendkill me
>>155815942Is that a boy or a girl
>>155814304>>155814354>>155814596delivered
>>155816004you have no choice
>>155816544Idk that expression doesnt seem ver john. its cute anyways
>>155816544so CUTE. amazing job
>>155816544i loved it anon!!!
>>155816544his little back hair spike standing up is so cute, i love it
>>155815942>>155815991why are dirk cosplayers so fit/slim it's making me act unwise
>>155816736maybe it could have been him being oblivious to what was going on, but idk feel free to edit it
its been over a year and no sign of ellith. she is fucking dead. oh also something that i will finish someday.
>>155817203We just had our first child she is doing fine
its kind of crazy that prisounebound has so many funny moments that this one isnt even like top 5 even though i was howling when i read it
>>155817409IT SHOULD BE MEEEEE!!!!!!!!! I WANTED TO KNOCK HER UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>155817722fuck forgot to avatarfag for the joke
>>155817740How would lily impregate an alien? Doesnt she know she is a girl and aliens and humans cant breed? Is she stupid?
going to color harry tomorrow
>>155818328With her footlong bitchbreaker of course https://files.catbox.moe/5gbspd.png
>>155818486If she was packing like that she could just cockmog ethan. But she doesnt. Curious. Almost like she doesnt have allat.
>>155818378Sans?!
>>155818629talking about the glasses? i keep them that way
>>155818486the skye smeg must be a delicious meal
Still waiting for the day when SpaceDays gets merch. I want a Skye ducky shirt/ tank top
>>155818612The problem is that Ethan's bigger
cody's horse shaled strap is bigger
>>155818766shaped
>>155818722Try finding a custom shirt service in a city near you. I got something for 25 burger bucks.
>>155818612i remember seeing evan squeal in the [S] Lily: Peg Evan page
>>155818486This is why they're called the four horsemen btw
>>155818808So she doesnt have a dick? Dumbass you played yourself
>>155818806Customs near me either are AI slop or only produce in mass amounts IE for schools and clubs
>>155818857foolish anon, i enjoy evan getting fucked with real or fake cockits hot
>Witch of Void news>she has used her powers to attain a dick and has threatened to use it on the first person to bring up her height
hows everyones night. i think i caught a sickness or something, cause i feel like trashi may do some rereads, toinight, but idk if i got the energy.
>>155819143Typical voidbound, the strap lasts longer- doom witch
>>155818859Sorry you live in a third world country
>>155819350Yeah, California
You could silkscreen your own shirt for a negligible cost
>>155819387lowblood…
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>>155819501Its ok.
>>155819174Count your days and watch your holes, penetration awaits you
you know i have never had a rosejader tell me why they like it. whats the pitch for rosejade. whats the appeal i guess (that sounds like i dont think it appealing at all, but thats not true)
>>155819603Opposites attract and Jade and Rose have some strong contrasts and individuals that could have been explored but their few interactions imply a semi interesting type of dynamic that could mirror or paralleling Dave and John's
>>155815704Hot
>>155818378God I wanna fuck the shit out of June Put that bitch in a full nelson and pound that ass!!
>>155819603Cats and dogs themes.High energy manic girl and low energy goth girl.They teased a good dynamic with Rose wanting to understand Jade and Jade not being easy to explain.Pretty much everything good about JohnRose just with 100% more girl.
gamzee fucking the brains out of jade is the greatest feat in homestuck
>>155820107fuck i mean jane. I'm sorry rosejade fag please forgive me
>>155820107kind of a mix between jade x dave and gamzee x jane, not a bad idea.
>>155819829
Nobody cares but I kinda wish we had some False Memory inspired stuff for the Beta and Alpha kids. Just image the cool aspect Halos and how they'd work as weapons in a scenario where instead of Sburb its all of them as collectors and the trolls are bugmen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VF-FGf_ZZiI
>>155820467retconned
>>155820618Nah, just fumbled
>>155820749the fumble was retconned too
>>1558204672/3 of these guys are permanetly dead
>>155820888wrong dead karkat this one gets revived immediately after by jane
gn guys
>>155821029Would do drugs with the one on the right
Hey people. Been a long while... Gotta ask you something.While I was writing the ending of my Homestuck retake, I started to draw the Beta Kids (Can´t show them yet. I only did John at the moment)But I must ask you. How should Rose´s body type be like?Mom Lalonde must have spoiled her with calory high breakfasts and candy often, and fancy dinners as well. But also I don´t wanna pull the same card many art troons do and make her obese. I just wanna make her somewhat chubby.but the other problem is, most of the depictions of Rose´s body tend to make her lean, and even having some proportions. So, what should I do? Do I make her Chubby? (Jane woud be the heaviest between them) or do I just make her lean? Thanks for reading
>>155821164i actually imagine her being very very thin. like. frail thin. chubby could work, what do YOU think the body types are anon?
>>155821164And before you ask. Yeah. She´s be white and even Blonde. Bitch´s French kind of White. Her ancestors were probably one of the families that were fighting over the Yukon River.... or how was it taht old river that dividd the first two Cities of New York? Don´t know...
>>155821175I mean... Tall and slim, surely enought to be taller than Dave and look traditionally femenine to complement with John´s conventionally masculine phisique, but she has a wide waist, and those "love handles", thus making her hips go wider once she hits puberty.But still, I want to see if I grasp her personality better just so I could give her a body type fitting. Because I can picture her as thin, but at the same time I can´t shut the voice on my head that says "It makes total sense! Mom Lalonde must´ve fed her too much just like how Dadbert did with John!"But at the end... I dunno. Maybe I´m rambling. I just understand Rose as a Books Smart girl that´s into Magic and all things Goth, as an act of intelectual rebeldry against her mom. Since in the end, she is just another weirdo, who unlike her male friends, she tries to over intelectualize everything just to feel in control, but unfortunatly preventing herself from being vulnerable.Did I get it? In Xitter there´s been way too mcuh "Character analysis" for every fanart I see about Rose, and I can´t forsee where does the actaul character analysis ends, and the forced headcanons, and cinical to darkly misserable readinds begin.
>>155821164She's an uptight and neurotic WASP from upstate New York. If she isn't anorexic yet she will be.
>>155821244Im actually have the opposite opinion of what would work as a body type. I think dave and rose should contrast Dirk and Roxy/ Mom and Bro. bro and mom and their alpha counterparts are very obviously archetypes of masculinity and femininity and Rose and Dave should be deviant from said archetypes in order to make their struggles *with* masculinity/femininity work even more. My suggestion? Both of them are kinda thin. Rose isn't anorexic, but if you glanced at her you could probobly assume that. She is just very thin and frail, super pale skin, (i perfer straight white hair to blonde). Almost like a fae creature. Dave would be toned and lean, scrawny yet strong, but he would look dehydrated and malnourished in a feeble attempt to accentuate those masculine qualities.
>>155821164Like Fang-Tang or something, fairly slim build because its Rose and Rose doesn't really ever give off the chubby or meaty build vibes. That's more a Roxy or Rose in her 30s thing. 13 year old Rose is a string bean or a twig
>>155821164Exactly like pic, because the Lalondes and Striders under all of their bullshit and irony are in fact beautiful because all Derse dreamers are beautiful, and thus should receive the perfect body as a result.
>>155821315>all Derse dreamers are beautifulThe witch of void is there too bro, so clearly not all
>>155821315>Dersoid propaganda
>>155821294Fair, but this was my inner logic on how to apply Masculinity and Femeninity on the Beta Kids, and in so for their parents and their Alpha DoppelGangersJohn and Rose (post Puberty): John is taller, broad shoulders and strong back, with a thin body fat arroudn the waist (Strongman-esque build, considering he wields hammers) while Rose is smaller, long and slender limbs, but she clearly stores body fat on her waist and she had developed a softer face thanks to her full cheeksStill, John has a baby face and a childlike charm on him, never worried about how the outcomes of everything will turn out like for he is confident everything will be allright. While Rose has sharper face features (specifically her oval shaped eyes) and ponds on reflective deep thoughts about people and the world, but all in all she masters lexicon and wit.In essence, both have the bodies of a traditionally male and female forms. But they are unorthodox depictions of both. The Foolish Boy and a Oracle.
>>155821390im fine with john being Goku. I think thats a chill vibe. As for rose post puberty. Im of the same opinion as you. In fact in my own headcanon, she doesn't *grow* any taller during puberty at all. She had an inch or two over dave when they were 13, but since dave has had a massive growth spurt, and the only growth she has had is to her body fat and curves. She has a fuller healthy body type. Not exactly chubby but very "full".
>>155821390my farkin Heir
>>155821390While Dave and Jade have the opossite. Dave is a short king with slim arms, legs and torso, but evidently muscles to constrain and liberate powerfull swings with swords (Making him the speedster-like of the 4 of them) while Jade is freakishly taller than how she should be.But still, one is a Stoic protector at heart with an unbending Will, while the other is a Caring and downright nurturing figure with an evident sensible soul.In short: Unorthodox Bodytypes for a Man and a Woman, but very traditional (in their way) archetypes of a Man and a Woman.Do I make sense here?(and before you ask, I think that only makes their paralels to Rene and Dan (Mom and Bro) more striking. Since Rene looks like your Upstate New York socialite, and Dan like your streetsmart dude form the 2000´s, yet one is a crybaby and the other is a mentally unstable maniac)
>>155821449>Dave is a short king...
I feel like we're only getting like half the info hereIf you're going to be reimagining stuff why are you even asking us what we think they look like? Just go whole hog. Make John a hairy Greek weirdo, Rose a rosy-cheeked Acadian with a weight problem from too many pancakes, turn Dave into the darkest Mexican, and Jade into a straight up Micronesian goddess
how come nobody ever told me the homestuck videogame for nintendo switch is actually comfy to play
>>155821449while i like jade being freakishly tall, that being a result of her "caring and downright nuturing figure" is not exactly why. Jade is a witch and she has the personality of one. She already has a huge amount of hair compared to the other kids. Her being freakishly tall compliments that. Her motherly nature, that *is* there, should be contrasted by an imposing/offputting aura of wildness. As for dave i don't agree with "short king dave" And i think he would be the second tallest of the beta kids after a growth spurt. Keeping to that scrawny yet strong body type, matured into a form that is healthy and not indicative of malnourishment.
>>155821502This will be useful information when it comes time to play it during the equinox
>>155821449Jade is Samus, understood. I shall expect her to show her muscles later
>>155821402>"Full"... That´s it! *Full!* That´s the word, thanks! :DBut bare in mind, Rose still takes Dave some inches tall. I have the idea that Dave is like Wolverine, in the sense he´s the shortest of the Beta Kids, and yet one of the heavy hitters. So mor or less while they were 13-14 Dave was taller than her, but now when they were 15-16 she outgrew him.Only problem is that I don´t know if I should stay it that way when they are at 17-18 or if Dave should become Taller than Rose. Any good piece of advice?
>>155821439(and also, now htat we´re on topic of Goku John, Would you believe me if I told you That I made John become Godtier via an paralel on how Goku achieved the SS1?)
this general being on /co/ means we get the stupidest visitors ever
I concurWe're doomed
Class with the fattest ass?
>>155821521thats an...interesting interpretation of dave? certainly one i haven't encountered before. You clearly have this idea, that dave being short is his major deviation from masculinity, made up by still being strong. if you want that truly, then stick with your guns and keep him short. even if i dont agree with this interpretation, you should believe in it whole heartedly. I know I believe fully in jade being the tallest always. >>155821577witches of course ;p
>>155821577Obviously it's the page, because they spend most of the time just sitting on it crazy style
>>155821511>Jade is a witch and she has the personality of one. She already has a huge amount of hair compared to the other kids. Her being freakishly tall compliments that. Her motherly nature, that *is* there, should be contrasted by an imposing/offputting aura of wildness.I thought I was being clear with that. That jade looks llike a tall and crazy chick that could tear you apart with her arms if she liked, she is in reality a caring sweetheart. The same way Dave looks like a puny pushover but is an annoying back talker that can and will roast you (and also slice your ass in this timeline and the next.)Just in the same way you´d expect John and Rose to be either a milquetoast normie that is a "reliable" guy, and an upperclass snob that´ll Ojou-Sama laught at you. And you ended up meeting a really charming and funny guy, and a pretty well articulated and elegant gal. Still, I think malnourished could work, at least when he was 13 to 15 he has a think and lean bodytype... But now that I think of it, I agree.It would be a One Piece kind of deal, that Rose is the only "regular height" out of her friends.Being from tallest to shortest:JadeDaveJohnAnd Rose.So... thanks Anon
>>155821631while i have different visions of these characters you have articulated your points well. your designs would work, i would love to see your art of them sometime. I myself should design my own beta kid designs at some point.
>>155821582Nevermind. Think of it as I´m reconzialing both ideas of the general fandom and mine.After all, it is also John´s Arc about his perception arround masculinity (although I want to drive it towards a more "Child to Adult" kind of journey. To prevent any routes that lead to June Egbert) so I think Dave should have the benefit of fully fledging himself into a man with a growth spurt too.>>155821495I am only reimagining stuff that is fluff or over complicated shit (like the Paradox babies Idea) but I retain the essentials of the characters.Because I don´t wanna fall in the same pitfalls that the Tumblrinas and Troons do when making Homestuck fanfiction, and altering these characters so much that I might as well make OCs. Right?So yeah. You damn right I wish retain the core essence of these characters and to elevate them to what they should´ve been. Free from any ironic or angsty poison that the creator and the fanbase want to impose on them to either making them weirdos or "complicated people (as in, selfish, immoral, and a lot of negative stuff)"...And I´d only make Dave have a small tan, Texan boy after all (and a Brown Hair that can be so intentse that passes as Red.)
>>155821662Same bro. Hope I can finish the other three guys soon... And Lord Knows I still have at least 15 lonely and mentally unwell minors to go! XDD
>>155821537Now that I´m on the topic. I had the idea that Jack killed John´s Dad. and from John´s shock and impotent rage, he generates a glitch on Sburb that ends up making him Ascend to GodTier.That´s why he´s crying. He is mourning the death of his Father.But the other day when I was telling my friend about this, he looked at me as I were a bug, and said to me that John´s intended character was that he´s suposed to be detached from everything. That in canon, he didn´t reacted a lot when Dadbert died for real. And that the schtick of his character is that thanks to this detachment and "apathy" from regular emotions, makes him be carefree.But I think that´s a cynical, borderline dark reading on how people like John (the merry fool archetype... Yeah, I probably invented that name, bite me) react and behave. From a fan interpretation to even an Authorial conception (we all know Andrew´s writing on his characters come from a very irony poisoned Gen X, borderline Milennial warp on Anthropology and psychology)So I wish to know... were they kind of true and I over did into making my silly Dragon Ball parody canon on my retake? Or were those jsut retarded headcanons, and you think my idea can work?Because to my understanding on why John would react like that, was because he was improving his realtionship with his Dad, the only family that he had that was alive. But now that Bec Noir killed him. The same that only Bro Strider managed to defeat, but they themselves (The Kids) never managed to make him even retreat, causes John an intense storm of frustration and pent up anger and sadness. Frustration and Anger that this Invincible Enemy took his father way, and Sadness because they will never have a normal Father and Son time at Earth. Once Sburb is won.What do you think guys? I want to believe the Beta Kids can´t be that Ill conceived, and my ideas are just fleshing out their better qualities, and not "making them more relatable", right?
anyone's made a Sburb video game with AI yet
>>155821819if you support AI you support lovecraft
>>155821819Theres text based stuff like that. But really sburb itself has always been a set piece. Homestuck works off characters doing stuff around the game. Johns one of the only characters to do his god damn land quest.
Woke up and am excited to gush over Delfi later today once I reach his pages, he is so cute and endearing and attractiveI was thinking and I feel bad for Swiss he kinda doesn't have a bestie... TC is besties with Lylac and Mountain is besties with Delfi so like Swiss only has AA but they haven't interacted yet... maybe they will though! or maybe he'll be besties with like Tavvy that'd be funnyI really like The Mountain so far I feel like his characterization is setting up some cool hype moments and aura laterHave to deal with some stuff before reading more, I will probably catch up today though>>155813074Thank you!!!! I'm glad my presence is appreciated yours is too!>>155818378Both look super cute awww I hope Harry is supportive of his new mom>>155821735Relatable I love them
>>155818612Who tf is ethan
>>155818704Alan...
>>155821998Alan hands typed this post
>>155822018Skye hands typed this accusation
>>155822021Cody hands are bruised by this post
>>155822018>>155822021>>155822027
I want to rape everyone itt and leave
>>155822090i do not associate with niggurz
>>155822189You first
>>155822189I need to plap this brat so bad, imagine her crying from overstimulation while you pound her cunny
>>155821980Some bratty shota from a fan comic. One of many
His name is Evan
>>155822363I don’t give a damn.
>>155821819theres like a free game on steam thats really janky and kind of stinky but it got most sburb mechanicsits called the genesis project
Cuddling with Delfi lovingly until he gets a phantom boner
>>155818328I was sleeping. I just woke up :3.WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED IN THIS THREAD?also i would geg Ellith pregnant with my pure sheer will and wanton. I would make her sooooo full and happy with my babus... all 2 of them.... with our shared features in each one.. pretty babyz...
>>155819603Honestly it's just temu janeroxy
>>155821980boaster's father
>>155822806this is really funny
>>155823334Absolutely incredible image lmao, I'll look forward to that future!!!!!
gulp gulp gulp gulp gulp
>>155812355i LOVE my chud troll wife even if she's a TOTAL fuck up. i will NARRATE your getting your BALLS getting NAILED in an INDUSTRIAL ACCIDENT
>>155809484Oh no, Rose got Roofied!
>>155809484do you think i can abuse sburb mechanics to make gyigassprite?
>>155823415The taste must be atrocious
>>155812355I forgot on why Aranea didn't wanna just fight English? She says there's no altern8tive but English got his ass bent by two Beta kids and a sprite. Was she just unaware of Caledfwlch? How the fuck did HIC know if it and not her?
>>155823509he tastes like fermented grapes. aka whine.
Alan is a slut this is why he gets restricted internet access and has to come home after a certain hour.
>>155823576yeah if he didnt have those restrictions hed already a slut
>>155823585esl...Also just wait once he enters sburb. He will make even Frankie blush with his forwardness.
>>155823597im just dyslexic
>>155823655just like me for reals
>>155823690karkat yaoi seme body type
>>155823690hot
>>155823690yyyyyuck
>>155823690Yummers.
>>155823690davekat if it was good
>>155823570>whineLiquified gamzee whining...
This art is so gorgeous he is so pretty I need to bite Delfi's cheek and touch our foreheads together and kiss him gently with tongue I would let him decapitate me with that scythe if he felt inclined to do so
how ass davejade is:
>>155824048Calm down little nigga.
>>155824225Ok I will try to calm down... also that art is beautiful too I saw it before but I love the style and how he looks in it, Homestuck should get bigger in japan I want doujins (even non-pornographic ones, imagine a cutesy 4koma series that'd be cute, I know the patreon comics are kinda just this already but still lol)
i forget jade has a guitar
would you a slime gamzee?
>>155824611sard hex until this is all that remains
>>155824611I am down to slime clown.
>>155824352Jade should use it more.
>>155824986>>155824352Its a base and the original was destroyed and shown to be stuck in an elevator in the future. Meat Jade has a new one but its just a normal bass now with no transformation features
i think i walked over 3 or 4km and i feel better than ever. i don't feel even tired. just felt thristy as fuck. im gonna get fit so easily.
>>155825317
>>155825529you take baths after just getting sweaty? okay dirk strider
>>155825529I already took a shower before going out!and i was wearing my TIGHT AND AEROBICS FIT wich means i didnt sweat much :3call it the gymstuck general now. we getting fit.
>>155825561ngl dirk would be like that and be super annoying about appearence too. even tho he lived alone in the middle of the ocean with nothing but fish and seagulls.
>>155825629>i was wearing my TIGHT AND AEROBICS FITok yttris
who do you think is yttris's concubine
make Jade EATKanaya
>>155825862Make Jade fuck Kanaya while Rose is forced to watch
>>155825939Make Rose fuck Kanaya while Jade is forced to watch
>>155825939missunderstood, made kanaya fuck jade while rose watched
>>155825953I'd rather meet miss understand
>>155826003>miss understand
>>155825862>>155825939Sorry, I just don't think all that same-aspect sex is normal and healthy, you know...?
>>155825748does yttris have this? i think i will yttris maxx then.
>>155825850idk who that is because we never saw he mention having one in the comic. yet.
>>155826043
>>155826232ms. paint...
Back to reading, excited for today! I completely forgot Clubs Deuce's whole thing was liking explosives, I hope him and Lylac bond over it at some point
This is funny as fuck I love the Midnight Crew also omg omg Delfi hype moments and aura he is so cool holy fuck
>>155826460i think youre going to have an orgasm in the next minute
>>155826460Cumming all over my screen, nice butt bro (and legs) (and arms)I obviously got spoiled on him having a scythe as his weapon but It's still so god damn cool, scythes are awesome
He's so fucking hot grahhhhhh I can't control myself, also the writing is cool and the scenery is gorgeous whoever draws the backgrounds here is really talentedI want to look at his collarbone through his shirt's neckhole or whatever that part is called
>>155825862>>155825939>>155825952
Please pee actually Delfi please>>155826480I was so crazy focused on Delfi I didn't even see this reply sorry, but yes I am orgasming as we speak
>>155826575
>>155826294PLEASE PLEASE I BEG YOU PLEASE LET ME BREED THIS GODDESS PLEASE SKAIA I BEG OF YOU1!! PLEASE LET ME HAVE FLOORBREAKING SWEATY BABY-MAKING COPULATION SESSION WITH JANE CROCKER PLEASE!!! !I NEED TO PUT MY PENINIS INSIDE HER , WATCH THAT FAT BODY WOBBLE LIKE JELLO EACH TIME I THRUST HER UNTIL HER DAIRY MILKY CURVES TURN TO HARD CHEESE !! I WILL BURN ALL HER CALORIES IN ONE WEEK NIGHT OF INTENSE ANIMAL FUCINNG PLEASE PLEASE I JUST WANT TO FUCK JANE I WANT MY SPERM FLOOD HER TIPSYGUMSHOE-ICAL WOMBAND VCARRY ME ALITTLE JOHNS, JADES AND NAVVYS!!! PLEASE FUCKING SHIT I JUST NEED ONE THING AND ITS TO FUCK JANE CROCKER INTO THE AFTERLIFE. I WILL FUCKEHR SO HARD HER DREAMSELFE WOULD WAKE UP AND BREAK FROM ORGASM TRANSMITTED FROM ORIGINAL' JANE'S BODY PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE JUST LOOK AT HER SHE MAKES ANY MAN'S PENIS TURN INTO HEAVENLY EMPEROR ROD OF ULTIMATE VAGINAL SUBJUGGALATION JUST PLEASELETME FUCKJANECROCKER
>>155826575for the next part i hope you like kitties and cucking
This is so fucking funny "I'M SCARED!!" out of nowhere is incredible I love this guy so much best character in all of Homestuck history bar noneAlso Delfi starts talking about a harem but I'm getting more the feeling like Bobo is yandereing over Lylac (probably not true and just my perverted mind coming up with stuff)>>155826593This is so fucked up... looking forward to the auguryAside pee conspiracy (lmfao)>>155826669I looooove both!!! so much!
Also this is very hot stop thinking about satyrs having sex with you dude
we all are buying the tricksterininho john plush
artists who exclusively draw m/f are a rarity in the homesmut community but artists who draw GOOD m/m are also few and far between.we seriously do need better gay artists, its a wasteland out here.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????!!!!!!!!!!?????DADCROCKER AND DIAMONDS DROOOOOOOOOGGG YESSSSSSS FROM ONE PEAK TO THE OTHERalso oh shit bonus thing, JanexJasprose is hot, I guess I'll read it now since it got linked, I knew they existed I don't know how many there are though I'll check all of them out after I'm caught up but for now I'll go read the one that was linkedAlsoooo I forgot to say, Delfi types very much like drunk Roxy, they'd really get along despite being different types of people
>>155826686>I'm getting more the feeling like Bobo is yandereing over Lylac (probably not true and just my perverted mind coming up with stuff)naaah you hit pretty much the nail. not in the yandere part but he does is protective over ly'lac.
>>155826785catnapped is pretty good. all of bc if havent read just catnapped and i liked it. the panels are great
>>155826774there's plenty of technically good gay artists they just all draw davekat slop
>>155826774I'm going to git gud and draw all kinds of gay fluff
>>155826774>we don't have many straight porn artists, but what do we need? more YAOI artistsyour greed SICKENS me. i want to VOMIT
Oh my god Jane got tentacle fucked so hard I just know it, they're cute together>>155826820Yeah I totally feel like Lylac is 100% Bobo's favorite person and It's suuuuper cute!>>155826851So far It's great! always love Meat characters getting focus
>>155826945cookie tits is the best nickname
I love this carapacian's design, apparently their name is MD, beautiful and cute though I know they'd have beef with the Mayor sadly due to being pro-monarchy...Also>JANE: What are these three vaunted pillars?>JASPROSESPRITE^2: It's simple, cherry pie:>JASPROSESPRITE^2: Women, wine, and song.Is incredible I get so happy and excited when they reference the Midnight Crew song, the last bit is part of the lyrics>>155827004Agreed It's cute, erotic and funny at the same time... beautiful choice
>>155827119uh oh. blueboard anon.
This would all probably be considerably more exciting and funny to me if I had read Problem Sleuth beforehand, but it does make me excited to read it soon! I will later I do wanna see what It's all about since I love the Midnight Crew stuffAlso Jane and Jasprose's relationship is already awesome I love the sexual tension when they bicker>>155827104>>155827119Respect!
>>155827151there isnt anything showing exactly in that picture
Holy aura, I love Dadcrocker I think he is pretty much almost an exact copy of Dadbert probably just with a different child, I miss Dadbert tho rest in peaceAlso wow Jasprose is hot
>>155827207ok then
Dave having an orgy with his alternate timeline selves
>>155827290better yet
>>155827328Has all the abuse Bro already suffered by the hands of Dave not been enough...
Awww they're on a date! (I thought they were holding hands lol but they're shackled together, beautiful duo)I missed Diamonds Droog a lot, shame he doesn't show up in Collide
>>155827349it's never enough, bro could always use more
>>155827328SHOTA DAVE GAPING BROS HOLES AND GETTING HIM MPREG WITH RETARDED INCEST BABIES
>>155827400Also It's over fuuuuck right after the page I just posted, I guess I'll continue it later unless they link it on the main story again, I definitely want to read more of Dadcrocker and Diamonds Droog yaoiAre these like, ever getting continued? a bit confused on their existence since main Homestuck didn't have this type of stuff (unless you count SBaHJ lol) they're all marked as "(Currently Inactive)">>155827420Sad to know Obama was fine with Dave's cruel ways... *sob sob*
>>155826883good refers to both skill and subject matter, no artist no matter how skilled can make davekat even remotely fappable.
>>155826945>for her own neoliberal goodOh yeah I forgot the writers were butthurt commies lmao
>>155827492you're right but all it takes is one semi canon change to davekat and all of those shippers will jump to the next big canon gay
>>155827513jane straight up wants to genocide people, not too far from what trump's in mind since he likes israel..
>>155827488theres catnapped 2 and 3 let me find it
Redpill me on olivebloods
>>155827642oh you already read it. thats okay i still find this panel very nice
>>155827662dave victims
>>155827671Which Jane & Jake even is this?
THE PANEL THAT MADE ME WANT TO READ HOMESTUCK IN THE FIRST PLACE!!! HELLO MY GLORIOUS KING!!! I can't believe this is from a stupid ass Tiktok parody flash incredible...>>155827513I'm a communist too maybe that's why I'm loving all of this so much>>155827612Eyup better not make the thread too offtopic though>>155827642Oh!!!!!! yayyyyyy!!>>155827671Oh yes I did, sad that It's so short but agreed that panel is gorgeous
>>155827612Trump isn't even neoliberal lmao, don't talk politics if you're too retarded to understand the difference between a mercantilism following protectionist who is closer to Mao and someone who is a proponent of free market capitalism. >>155827705>I'm a communist too maybe that's why I'm loving all of this so muchI mean you've already shown yourself to be dumb before that was just to be expected, like a trans person being a commie is a fork found in kitchen moment.
Also wow Calliope is going crazy under there, their tongue out and everything... I love their relationship with Karkat that's been getting developed very cute, it makes me happy to see Karkat happy with so many people and not just Dave (though I like Davekat It's nice to see Karkat can feel at peace with others as well)Calliope as a whole is just a fantastic character and I'm glad they're the nonbinary representation for this series, just a cute skeleton writer with a hot boyfriend how blessedIt is also great to see Jake happy, he deserves to be happy after all the shit he's been through
>>155827705what?! you didnt even say anything about this
>>155827662Probably the victims of the campaign to exterminate the limes, they got engineered to be olivebloodsThe jades probably know the truth but they aren't talking
>>155827819Oh I saw it and I thought it was really hot!! but it cut out right before the good part...I saved this panel and I forgot to post it, I was gonna say "she definitely masturbated immediately after waking up" since she's blushing hard, also since Jade got a cock after fusing with Bec I assume Jasprose has a penis too? perhaps Jasprose cock is what saved Meat Earth from fascism... much to think about.
>>155827881Also I saw the "Jasprose touching Jane" panel posted a bunch so it wasn't as surprising as it could have been but It's still very eroticPic related is another panel I really liked, they're both so hot, I like how the Beyond Canon crew draws Jane too
please ignore easy poltard bait.
>>155827881jasprose had before fused with doomed rose so i think its still a pussay
it always bothered me how lime was so special.theres already jade and olive so why would another green color be so rare
Rewatching the Jadetok flash I forgot to say this part is also so hot ouuugh I want to play twister with Roxy!!!!!!! ouughh!! wahh!! oh my god imagine it with Delfi!!!! fuck!!!! *explodes*>>155827934That is totally fairs, I just know Jane is getting FUCKED HARD by Jasprose either way
>>1558279111. I'm not a poltard nor is it bait2. I'm commenting on the story itself and its poorly done political commentary due to the writers being butthurt idiots who don't understand the words they're usingI'm not even sure they could even define "neoliberalism"
>>155827984green is a delicious color
>>155827984Because it's Calliope's blood colorAfaik lime bloods are alive and well on Beforus
Very relatable behavior, he is seriously so cute even if he's rude sometimes, I want to hold him gently when he's anxiousCan't post the gif since It's 13mbs lol but I love it so cute so cute ohhh Swiss you cute weirdo
lmao it replied to me. next person that replies to this post likes to sit and suck bbc.
>>155827864i love this artist work so muuuuch.
>>155828034I am a little shaken this vision of the future was only off in that it was a bit player from Home Alone 2 instead of two clowns and a loser billionaire instead of a food celebrity millionaire
bro has aura while alpha dave has vagueaura
I think this is the funniest one-off joke in Homestuck and I'm not even sure why I find it so hilarious
>>155828292hehe i didnt remembered this one.
Split that huge gif into images so I could read all the non-important-ever-character's dialogues, pretty cool extra flavor stuff, this part was cute poor TS...It is kinda annoying that I have to go split the fucking gif in another tab so I can read it since it goes by so fast and I can't pause it (It's a gif!!) but at the same time I guess It's fine optional reading for focused readers like me>>155828292Hardest I've laughed so far was when Hearts Boxcars got punched onto a horse calendar and when Swiss called Delfi a CHILD PREDATOR (all caps) for no reasonI like how insect-like trolls are sometimes, insects are awesome
>>155828382geld swiss without anesthesia and gouge his fucking eyes out
>>155828292i think the character introductions always have some of the funniest moments, hussie at his best
Omfg this needy homosexual this guy is so embarrassing great character>>155828423Tough but fair
>>155828423why would you do that
This is fucking crazy, Delfi why would you teach AA about "yaoiholes"..... unbelievableIs this implying satyrs menstruate? incredible if so
>>155828423
Awwwwww I can't take this, this guy is too cute and adorable, how can a prick be so moe, I am sure this guy would be the most popular character of all time if you didn't have to read over 9000 pages to get to him
>>155828504i hate the little horse fuck i hope he dies in an embarrassing and painful way
>>155828705kind of based
I'll take a lunch break and after I'm back I'll (probably) keep reading till I'm all caught up have this beautiful perfect image of my husband>>155828705I'm theorizing and predicting that maybe Swiss will like, kill Delfi for some stupid reason like "oh if I kill Delfi this will prevent another thing from happening so It's for the greater good" or whatever, and then The Mountain will beat Swiss to death in an enraged state or something^ complete bullshit a person who isn't even caught up is saying, of course I'd prefer if no one died and they all befriended each other that'd be nice but I have a feeling Swiss is going to do some stupid bullshit due to his ego and get punished for it, maybe "[S] Make him pay" where Aradia is The Mountain and Swiss is Vriska, that'd be a funny reference
>>155829085you knoe*knowrosie i waz part of this one organis-*organ*organization named 4chanelite hackur stuff
>>155829158overly busy designs
>>155829158i like these. just without all the little details.
>>155829158Why does Feferi have animu eyes?
>>155829541
>>155829612yo dirk saaaaaame
what would you do at the fat women convention
>>155829878Guy wtf is this?
>>155829900Why you should keep a spare sex doll in case you should ever be called upon to prototype a sprite
>>155829900he was prototyped with a cake. added a few pounds
>>155829846I would do a 360 and walk away to the anorexia convention instead
>>155829999>a few>few
>>155829846Do a brisk business in selling escalators to get their fat asses up the stairs
>>155826409>Colluding Dunce*
>>155830059its a few. all of it just went to the cheeks
>>155829158aradia, tavros, karkat, equius, gamzee and eridan are so good, the rest are MID or downright BAD
>>155829846"Who wants to hit up a buffet right now?"
Time to go back to reading! NOOOOOOOOOOO MEEMAW NOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO MEEMAW!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!But wait actually Meemaw is fine but AHHHH I JUST STOPPED READING TO POST THIS AS MEEMAW IS WALKING OFF A CLIFF!! FUCK!! Meemaw don't die after I turn the page pleaseAnyways... Bobo being IRL with Vrissy is surprising, I kinda saw a theory post on one of the fanart accounts I follow, about Bobo being from the future, that would be cool if true, but AHHHHHH MEEMAW!!!!>>155830085How could I mess up this badly... (honestly the only different alias that caught on to me was Draconian Dignitary, that one is cool and memorable the rest are kinda easy to forget)
>>155830649NOOOOO please live this Meemaw, but The Mountain time is now so I will put your possible demise to the side for a bit
>>155829612
The relationship between these two is so cute I think these two are my favorite characters, best bros foreverAlso "take responsibility" made me think of Delfi impregnating The Mountain, sorry!
e___e
>>155830784fuuuuck i forgot img
This is the funniest possible type of photo you could send as a face reveal to your yaoi roleplay buddy omfg, I'm glad Delfi likes it, also I thought it was a mask crazy that It's facepaint
one day liveblog anon will see the mistakes and join the bitter and right
>>155830922Not everyone is old and jaded anonNew fans are a rare and beautiful, yet short lived existence that shines brightly and then gutters out like a candle in the darkThey're a lot like children in that way, they live in a magical world where no one can do any wrong and disappointment is only temporary and quickly forgotten
>>155831042thank you al gore for this message
>>155831070thank you and remember, I invented the internet
>>155831070nta but u r a faggit
sorry about feetposting.
if Ellith was a candy she would be a chocolate bar with peanuts and essence of orange.
>>155831105i like your feetposting anon
This is the greatest conversation of all time1 - I think this is implying Delfi has like a cool anime eye or something hiding under his emo hair2 - The Mountain thinking the nymph trio are all satyrs is very very cute I hope he is ok with them being nymphs... I'd kms if he were to be mean about it but he has a big heart I can tell he wouldn't be mean about it unlike a certain HORSE... (Swiss)3 - "He needs to be enslaved" is so right Delfi you are right all the time Delfi, best homestuck guy ever4 - Delfi wanting The Mountain to be happy is very nice and sweet I know that was 100% sincere awwww5 - Delfi has now been called both a pedophile and a chud, amazing>>155830922I can never be bitter towards art made with love and care, I've even come around to finding Trickster mode a good decision due to It's later usage, I don't really see why I'd even be here at all if I felt bitter towards homestuck but different strokes for different masturbations I guess>>155831042Idk people were saying "you're gonna HAAAATE Homestuck once you get to Act 6 heh" and I loved it, then they said the same for the Epilogues and I loved it too, same for HS2, etc etc, I don't think I'll ever stop loving HomestuckI do believe my enjoyment of it is because books are my main source of entertainment, if most people here are normal /co/ users I'd assume cartoons are their main form of entertainment? which no offense at all cartoons are awesome, but they are structured very differently and have different paces etc etc, that's the vibe I get when I see people complaining about Homestuck doing stuff that is completely normal to me but abnormal to someone who's main source of entertainment comes from cartoons (again no offense cartoons are awesome I just don't watch many of them at all)Also if you're implying I'll get frustrated by the updates and the long waits, no way, I'm used to worse due to monthly manga
>>155831105You should branch our into other guys' feet if anythingImagine another version of the sufferer's "execution" where he shouted fuck as he was being tickle tortured
>>155831184you have been fooled by a con artist a rather poor one that has a paradoxically relationship with what he has crafted you ignore the truth because you are want to live in bubble but we have seen it and we wish to save you all
>>155831105Never apologize for being a freakOwn it
>>155829158>Tavros pimped out with the chain but also wearing socks with sandalsAtrocious, I love it
>>155831227and youre on a general that exists only because that con artist created an piece of media. whos really the loser here?
>>155830865i love grimdorks so much. id die for that ship theyre my first otp that has stuck to me til today i love them so much they geniubely make me so emotional i adore them so much john and rose are an absolutely perfect match and cherytalah depicts them so wonderfully god bless but its so sad to see it get 0 recognition in todays fandom i really wish for a grimdorks revolution
segs aranea
>>155831297hsg is a support group and acceptance is the first step
>>155829846I'm on my way
NOOOOOOOOOO STOP FIGHTING YOU TWO ARE BOYFRIENDS STOP FIGHTING!!! omg the drama please be nice to each other... I know Delfi must have teared up a bit here... (projecting because I would have)>>155831227You guys need to decide if Hussie writes BC or not because I'm posting Awesome BC Medias right now >>155831374Seconding this
>>155831297he robbed us all of what we were promised and you defend him why because you are happy with the scarps he has given you, you are a slave
>>155831184?? whats going on with these two..
>>155831322its a cute ship anon, two sillies for one another
>>155831401listen despite my dislike of him he is a good writer that threw it all way intentional or not for no reason other then his own greed (you could say more about his character but thats for another time)
>>155831455rose is the serious one.
>>155831418I'm afraid they are like *gulp* total homos...I was kinda getting horny reading that
>>155831465the girl who destroyed's johns house? come one both are pretty silly
>>155831401*next page* delf is a thousand yrs old preying on the little mountain mhm..
This is so so so much like e-dating It's insane oh my god dude these 2 yaoi goblins are driving me insane>>155831527The MALEVOLENT Delfi is GROOMING The Mountain... It's ok I still support him
>>155831153Ellith: Maple taffyKorpus: sour apple tootsie popNellie: Candied baconOficus: rice cereal and marshmallow treatOxnard: black licorice and candy cornJunice: turkish delightDmarko: dubai chocolateYttris: candy appleMallum: Mars barRenity: pain au chocolate
>>155830865man this is a nice rose
>>155831603taste the pain
>>155831460>for no reason other then his own greed Now, let's not undermine the impact of his tryhard subversive auteur self-image he was carefully cultivating
I can't take this I'm having to pause every 2 seconds to process the beautiful messages I am reading each line of dialogue, I need them to hug once they start playing Sburb together (or whatever the name was called in Deltritus Shurb or something)
>>155831581>This is so so so much like e-dating >*flips up ya skirt*
>>155831639uh (punches) uh (punches). taste the pain. uh(punches) uh(punches).
>>155831401Could you pooners stop glazing hussie? Jeez at least you dont want to fuck him like the last one
>>155831711>poonersstart using real words kek
>>155831476am in love with this coloring
>>155831603Dangerously Canook Ellith. Wich is fine by me
no dick. no balls.
>>155831660okay mind giving an example since im lost sheep and you are a shepherd of some kind
>>155831711obssessed
>>155831603colesla: coleslaw..... or maybe one of those really gross desserts with pudding inside that just burst in ur mouth yucky
>>155831838tapioca pudding without a fuckin doubtthe cheap convenience store kind
>>155831817You dont know the half of it
>>155831808Ok maybe Jake sitting on my face doesn't sound so bad.
He is so talented omg look at his moves... also cool introduction, the whole The Warden thing reminds me of Bro Strider a bit, but I am probably speaking some bullshit right now since The Warden does not get mentioned in the real introduction after this page, I'm going to go make some coffee so I can focus extra hard on Delfi's handsomeness Also "Who Aches To Be" is good but fucked up, dysphoria titleI wish we got to see Delfi's blog like how we could browse Dave's blog for a bit, maybe they will make an off-site blog for Delfi later>>155831667*Kyaaa~!*>>155831731ME TOO IT'S SO GOOD! here's the source!https://x.com/computerkiss/status/2107526624233013546
COLSLA BOLO PODRE is perfect actually. Now everytime i will eat it i will remember of him.
>>155831808And probably no butthole since this nigga feeds on pure hopium
>>155831724At some point you need to come to terms with being a well-established word, lil dood
i have too much testosterone to understand what you girls talking about
>>155831888Also before I go prepare myself for Delfi peak, hehehe, I said this before but, hehe, heh, imagine, if this was a penis, poking and rubbing against his face, hehehehe, ok end of post
since we're talking about prisoune bound, which characters are black, whos white, and whos anything else?
>>155831944didnt the creators already make a racecannon chart?
TinnitusChackra, aka Bobo "I like to watch" From beyond canon>>155831944Obviously the black one is Dmarko. The most browns ones FOR ME are Ellith, Korpus, Oficus and Renity. In no specific order. The rest is either white or ginger.
>>155831971I am unaware of oneI remember they did some photobashing on the tumblr page though
>>155831971already said that was a joke and we can choose as we please
>>155831996the photobashing was really cool yeah>>155831997and who the fuck are you?
was not productive at all this week forgive me father for I have sinned
we hit bump limit. Love Ellith. Cherish Ellith. Or else.
>>155832027what do you mean who i am, im just telling you.
>>155831809Pic related is probably one of the finest example of "le subverting le expectations, fuck the audiences" mindset that has been raping culture in the recent years
>>155832074so hes talking about you. no wonder you dont like it kek
>>155832074You got made at the Mikes in Deltarune didn't you
This dude is COOL as FUCK, the art in this is phenomenal still it just keeps up the high quality forever It's crazy>>155831984>TinnitusChackra, aka Bobo "I like to watch" From beyond canonWow me and Bobo have so much in common...! (I wasn't going to mention this because It's gay but since this is the perfect time to do so I'll mention that every time I see Bobo fanart my brain gets a bit spooked because it makes me go "wtf this is just a drawing of me", I wonder if the canon design will look as much like me as the fanon ones do)>>155832028Dirk forgives you
>>155832115>>155832122His and your smugposting to defend him means nothing given he got gaped and raped by teenage girls on tumblr into removing CAUCASIAN
>>155832171and you got buckbroken and caged the second dave and karkat won
He's so hot oh my god I'm sweating like Equius right now, this page is really cool and sexy he looks so good striking that pose and faceAlso another thing I wanted to say, I wish Beyond Canon got albums like Homestuck did, well, does it have albums? UHC alerted me whenever new albums released I don't seem to have many UHC privileges here in this website sadly, like dark mode being missingAnyways albums would be awesome for me to listen to Delfi's theme on repeat
>>155831809Him shitting on some ships like karezi in the commentaries because ugggghhh they're so BORING and CONVENTIONALLY HETEROSEXUAL(after which he proceeds to fuck women half his age anyway)
>>155831984one day ill explain why ytriss is black and it makes sense trust
>>155832230>zero(0) argumentshussie won't fuck you for defending him online unless you're are younger and better-looking than his current hoe poached from OF
>>155832273yes i think theres one or two albums
>>155832339i was just baiting you silly
bruh
I really love this, I'm trying to focus on reading more than writing because I'm so excited reading all of this buuuut I can't help myself I'll write another row of long ass paragraphsLylac's art being so obviously based on the cartoons she likes is soooooo cute I love it, also them all drawing stuff for Delfi for his birthday is so nice and makes me feel happy aww they all care about himAA's art being... like that! is also very cute, I like when "sophisticated" characters draw in a more childish mannerNow THE MOUNTAIN'S ART IS AWESOME!!! I love it, I saw it before but now I'm actually taking a good look at it with all the context, my first thought seeing it was "Baki, this is so Baki" but really looking more at it It also looks very much like a Hokuto No Ken style drawing, It's probably a mix of both, anyways It's awesome because I love both of those manga!!!I am so attached to these characters I want them to be happy together so bad but I know some buuullshit is going to happen and they will suffer!! fuuuck!!!Also yeah more trans experiences with the "could never pass" section, I love you Delfi and The Mountain will accept you no matter what I believe in you>>155832340Ohhh yay I'll look into it in a bit thank you!
>>155832392THANK YOU
>>155832339being 24 is being a little we baby that cant do anything alone and has no choices ever. you feel like you're getting cucked dont you
>>155832392he should be getting a boner bakaalso cook up the new thread
ellith orange cummies
>>155832273There's like one album iirc titled "beyond canon"I'm sure you've noticed but at some point the albums and in general new tracks have much stopped coming around vol 9 after the music team collapsed/went dormant due to dramas and hussie being a shitty boss(feat. toby fox being a scab during the music team's strike).I think now they now just mostly ask individual artists to do tracks
>>155832456Nta but being 47 (according to google) and dating a 24yo is weird on the older person's side.
>>155832510are you a little baby at 24? you cant make any choices?
>>155832524Not even close to what I said
>>155832456>>155832524alice post a new set of your titties instead of anonymously defending yourself on sumatran coconut harvesting forum
>>155832578any arguments nigga
>>155832524you can defend hussie's bad writing choices but what compels you to defend his creepy behavior toward a fan
NAGITO KOMAEDA????!!!! LIGHT YAGAMI!!!!??? Oh my goodness Delfi... incredible fetch modus, I should get a tattoo of Delfi in my forehead this is the best character in all of fiction>>155832495Yup I was looking it up just now and you're totally right sadly, a shame!! I really hope they start making albums again sometime soon now that apparently Hussie isn't the boss or whatevers I don't know anymore you all are confusing on how much he owns and directs BCI found this fanmade theme though! pretty awesomehttps://youtu.be/mYMYW4KW3Rw
>>155832613I saw this fanart before and thought it was just a funny characterization I can't believe Delfi is a Komaeda fan... too goated...
>>155832603yes, not making new content for your OF after so much time is unseemlynow post fresh booba content miss booplesnoot
>>155832524If its weird whe Dicaprio does it its also weird when Hussie does it
IGNORE BAIT AND MAKE A NEW THREAD
>>155832656so you want to jerk off to someone you deem young? mhm. says alot
I'm going to die from Delfi overdoseI zoomed in and looked around and there are truly some amazing references here so fucking beautiful Delfi truly is the best fudanshi ever, fucking ELIZABETH from GINTAMA but GREEN for some reason on the right thereAlso the shackles? what is wrong with this guy (affectionate)
>>155832757It helps that I'm not in my late 40s and wearing wiggerish clown makeup in public
ok let the general die already. ffs.
>>155832836
also being a juggaloo by itself is based af. better than being an annoying schizo.
>>155832916are you implying hussie is a juggalo
I was confused on who was talking but It's funny that It's Karkat and Jake, two grown ass men bickering over a little boy, also Jake I am going to KILL you soon and place you a tier below "GOATED" if you refer to Delfi as a girl again...>>155832914I love this panel so much too, beautiful everything, everything about it is perfect, I love how often he smirks
>>155832944jake dont got no internet
holy crap you guys are retarded
>>155832968go.
