Ship Wall EditionQOTT: Replace one of the you get to make any irrelevant character in homestuck relevant, but you also have to make one of the relevant characters irrelevant. What will you swap? Last session: >>155848438Homestuck Resources:https://homestuck.net/resources/booru/The best way to read homestuck:https://uhca.carrd.coWHITEBOARD!https://r2.whiteboardfox.com/26187379-5997-7173MAGMA!https://magma.com/d/rtqFn4qoGK
English a was doghshit villain.
>>155870890why he got faggot earclip
Prospitcest <3
this is still bullshit
>>155870996what does this have to do with homestuck
0u0
>>155871025trannies ruined the last thread
>>155871044what does that have to do with homestuck?
Let's hope this thread has less to do with overwhelming negativity and shitflinging than last thread. How is everyone today :D. Right now im still a little busy with drawing. Monday's are always low energy. But the next bit of this reread is going to have a lot for me to break down especially in relation to jade. I always have a lot to say about her.
>>155870890VriskaJohn
i'm on dersesmoking jack noir's kushi got nightmares beyond my comprehensionhorroterrors laced my shit
>>155871041wish we got more aradia alt outfits.
>>155871070real niggas go to derse so congrats
>>155871061holy shit every time anyone criticizes hussie's shitty writing you force this positivity shitYWNBAW
>>155871101You really smokin on something if you think i put up with hussies bullshit. Seems talking about the comic, upsets you.
I need anon asking what drawfags drew lately, they would save the thread for me
>>155871088subtextually ig it makes sense why a rustblood who lives a very function-over-form, constantly on the move type of life wouldn't have that many different oufits like kanaya or even vriska would, but it still kind of saddens me. i want to see her dressed up in cute outfits dammit. a girl can dream
>>155871061yeah jade was a good charcter sad she put in the nothing ever heppens corner of the story and it gets pretty sad from there.Btw who told her that things had to go according to her visions or its jover?
>>155871070same lol
>>155871179trolls are naturally spartan, its part of the lore
>>155871179i will have to add aradia drawings to my list. after erikar.
>>155870890ARTISTS! reply to this with your latest artwork.
>>155871089i himi've been himi slit my throat and fell on my quest bedand became him again
>>155871216posting old drawings cause i can LMFAO
>>155871159i completely forgot thanks for reminding
>>155871218heheh FUCK prospit
>>155871216I drew nun Dani. Still regret not making her tits bigger.
>>155871239what a horrendous sight! my pussy SLAMMED SHUT immediately
>>155871262She's still fine as hell
>>155871262>Still regret not making her tits bigger.how would that be possible?
>>155871277whats your homestuck boy list. who are top 5 boys?this goes for all of you
>>155871203aaa i wasn't begging or anything but tysm ;w; we love you SO much
>>155871218>my quest>requestso youre saying youll draw anything.>>155871262a woman like this could fix me. im just her type too (reminds of of her brother)
>>155871314i love the thread, i must provide for the thread
>>155871225>Jadeanondead for an actual year
>>155871300Im talking hentai level sloshing udders my friend, absolute back ruining sand bags, an amount of mass so appealing not even her brother could manage to keep his hands of her
>>155871341nta but im starting to get pissed off
>>155871341can you challenge your brain to be on topic you retarded nigger stop dragging shit on
>>155871341im so so so sorry anon for not talking about the exact thing (You) wanted. Please oh glorious bastion of discussion, please tell us what we should be really talking about.
>>155871216Not my latest but I like this one so I want to post it again
>>155871361its all indian gay sex shit and retarded fanfiction
>>155871375Nta but this thread needs slampig discussion NOW
>>155871361can you namefag just so i can mute you
>>155871395mf im getting pissed off of YOU
I don't really like shilling myself or anything like that, but for something as niche as this, I figured I should at least mention it so people can look for it if they care, since this isn't exactly something people check for regularly, but I'm selling my old kickstarter tarot deck on ebay. So if you want one, it's on there I also kinda want to sell the big signed poster someday, but shipping a poster sounds annoying
>>155871403eh jane after the retcon is kind of a nothing burger other than when dave interacts with her.
>>155871451I'm sorry Mister umm... Saar, sorry but that's the only word you say so I suppose that's what I will call you? This is a Homestuck thread and not a black erotic roleplay thread thread. I think you wandered here by mistake.
>>155871449dave being a fool????????
>>155871245bitch in a golden dress was giving me a top head i didn't warned her and busted a nutshe swallowed itcuz she saw it coming
>>155871451i thought you got drafted lol
reposting for the bracefags + bracedykes
>>155871544Brace dykes? Lol did I miss something in the brace saga.
>>155871332does she use any bras to hold that weight?
>>155871554(me)
>>155871311sollux,karkat,john,dirk and dave
>>155871557Bras dont come in her size, like Aphrodite in RoR, she has a personal slave (Levi) to hold her tits in place.
>>155871311>sollux>karkat>john>mituna>gamzee
>>155871499You really do love jerking off to your own reflection
>>155871585sollux number 1? i guess that makes sense for an aradiafag. no offense to sollux heads but i never felt he offered much to the story, and honestly he was only appealing in his interactions with karkat because of how caustic they were to each other.
I no longer care about even Nepeta. I will return to Nepeta one day, but not now. However I will probably have a Nepeta thought in 30 minutes.
>>155871625will you journey into the mountains to find yourself annew?
>>155871613nonono im not an aradiafag and its in no order
>>155871634Only if they have good enough cell service so I can look at my cool robots there. Or store new cool robot things to look at for the journey in storage.
English was dogshit villain.
>>155871613NTA but i'm kind of a self-pitying dour asshole so i see that reflected in him which i like. i also tink he provides a really nice pair with aradia, matches her absurdistic, fatalistic freak while not being a carbon copy of it. and i want to peg his brains out until his pelvis shatters but that's besides things
>>155871592please, just one drop of your breast milk dani.. -said levi, probably
>>155871681(me)adding because i meant to but forgot to i also think it's kind of a refreshing/interesting idea to have a character willingly decide "no fuck this, i did my part, i played my role, i'm done being a victim of the narritave. peace." i genuienly don't see many characters just voluntarily drop out of the story and i think there's something interesting in that. i forgot who said it but he's not a hero, he the heroes' IT guy and i respect that about his character
>>155871650my mistake. sollux is just outside of my own top five.>>155871681ahhh that makes sense. someone like dave i could keep up with that brand of asshole, he is easy to provide and to get into text chat battles so to speak with, and with karkat it really doesn't take a lot to get on his good side, so i think he would be farely pleasent to chat with. sollux i think both of us would be bored trying to talk to each other.
>>155871769there are just not enough men in homestuck to put it into a top five. in the sense that either karkat, dave or either john will always be in the list because the other choices arent that good
if karkat=johnsollux=davearadia=rose(?)what did they mean by making daverose work in a different universe
>>155871874Hussie knows daverose works, thats why he teased it and brought it up so many times in the comic despite it being incestuous.
>>155871499ok not the fuck prospit i had in mind but this is ok too I think
>>155871996Mspfa in this style when?
>>155871817I love the Stalker Strilonde AU, I wonder if they'd try to trick John and Jade into fucking eachother so they'd have the chance to watch them both have sex at the same time
>>155871996this is the best drawing on the thread
>>155871996what am i looking at
ok
>>155872043You don't recognize Handia?
>Today's reading ends with the troll romance explanationI sure am glad this never comes up again
>>155871311dave (pre-retcon), john, karkat (pre-retcon), dirk, and equius in order. Honestly in hindsight I think this series overall does a fantastic job with its male cast with the sole exception of Jake.
>>155872080i probably disagree with that last statement for the sole reason of eridan and his entire existence. he gets shafted harder than everyone. because hes worse than a woman to hussie, hes a whiny man and that overrides hussie misogyny.
>>155872067ironically for a series with so much shipping there was not a single character with more than one romance at the same time other than fuking eridan!
>>155872105do you like understand that if he wasnt going to die right here and there he was going to kill everybody else right?
>>155872071>>155872088diddy artist
>>155872154>vriska and kanaya changing their relationships constantlydoes exist i guess
>>155872105all I want are my characters to be interesting. Eridan is interesting from his introduction to his death, he gets shafted sure but he was fun as fuck, everything about Jake on the other hand is just a fucking chore to read through like his whole existence and everything he does feels like a joke to me and not in the Tavros sorta way where you can kinda laugh at it and stay entertained, no I mean the "holy shit this Jake dude being here at all is so fucking boring and lame like there's no way this isnt some ploy to fuck with me or something" Literally the one time I actually cared about what Jake was doing at all was when he fell for Aranea for a bit, that was cute.
>>155872177they are never in more than 1 relationship at the same time.
>>155872170thats the goat bro
>>155872163im fine with him dying, moreso i wish he killed gamzee too. like hes a bad guy, so him dying is expected. But considering gamzee of all people gets to be relevant, for no reason other than the author deigned it so, i kinda feel the tiniest bit miffed at the obvious favoritism manifesting in the story like it did. >>155872184man jake sucks hahahahaha
>>155872196then nepeta would be too with karkat and equius(didnt specify which type of relationship)
eridan is a shit character just like feferi and im glad both died
>>155872222no? karkat was never into her.
>>155872231my delusion is stronger and can make everything happen
>>155872209gamzee is funny and raised the cherubs he does way more than being a plot device and you should respect him
>>155872295>he does way more than being a plot device
>>155872295well im saying that really could have been anyone. it was only gamzee because hussie liked gamzee. Eridan raising the cherubs coulda been fine with minor adjustments. i dont have a hate for him or anything, not that much anyway
>>155872335if eridan raised the cherubs they would just be mega hitlers and there would be two lord englishs instead of one
>>155872382i mean, alt calliope exists and she isn't the nicest person, so i would argue we got that anyway. but i see your point, but hey maybe that would have been more interesting of a narrative, who can say.
eridan is going to show hypergamy to the cherubs and they would destroy the whole multiverse with their rage
>>155872402sollux is at the absolute bottom of that hypergamy chart brother, feferi only likes him because he's a living fish pun.
time for some learning
>>155872442>tall>lankyexplain those chad traits and explain why aradia is with him
>feferi calling you a retard over and over again asmr
>>155872512someone thinks tis is going to be stollen???? lol lmao
>>155872567i was already dowloading the image to steal it.. but saw the watermark and stopped right in my tracks
>>155872503Well they're friends, and ever since Hussie was still writing the series, they stayed friends. Sollux rolled with her because he was in a dream bubble Aradia recently visited he somehow escaped from and he decided to stick with her, and she seemed down for the company.
>>155872628youre going to die from copium
>>155872567
Is this the most larped fandom of all time
>>155872674surely these were shitposts right?
>>155872674no watermark so im stealling this
>>155872706we do have speedreader anon so the answer is maybe.
>>155872706Fairly certain the trekkies have had more cosplay sex than we haveBut we're still trying
>>155872706i think so, but utdr is a close second. which is funny.
>>155872674>>155872512Oh fuck crystal therapy. That takes me back.
>>155872727the anon has now read more than most anons so i would doubt (most anons dont finish epilogues or hs2)
>>155872764doesn't count if you speed read anon
>>155872706Once you become aware that most "homestuck fans" refuse to read the epilogues and hs^2 you wont be able to read posts about this series online without a grain of salt
>>155872764> finish epilogues or hs2)not something worth bragging about
>>155872674some one made a fan art of her
>>155872790dont look above you anon
>>155872788It is entirely possible to be fans of homestuck and not fans of the rest of the series
>>155872781speed reading is when you miss a single detail or something
>>155872834fell for the bait award
>>155872834;) sureeeee, just a small detail
classpect him
>>155872861rage something
>>155872861bard of space
>>155872834Nah he missed a lot of details
If you use /hsg/ the chances you are replying to a highschooler are like 30% I'm not even joking
>>155872764I thought the epilogues and hs2 werent canon? Would someone who read karkat goes to a convention have read more homestuck than someone who left with act 7?
>>155872909some anon would wish this was true
>>155872912yes
>>155872912its canon when it supports your agenda. done.
>>155872909Those odds go up a lot on the groomcord
>>155872953tamborine man. my man(i am larping)
>>155872912people who say its not canon are coping with plausible deniability its canon in every way that matters
>>155872978oh oh someone speedread the epilogues
>>155872993oh oh someone just sucked penis live on thread and its you
>>155872993?
>>155873015this is the best you had??? its over for HSG
Can we all agree to stop baiting forever what is the point of this
>>155873047it fun, plus its kind like talking about homestuck
>>155872764>>155872788You have no obligations to read any beyond canon content.
>>155873085You have no obligations to read any homestuck content.
>>155873130There are no obligations at all, really.
i became a little lazy on the background rendering. but overall i really liked this drawing :]
>>155873162Nice!
>>155872017John and Jade would've done it anyway, it's just that Dave watching her turned her off.
>>155872978it's not canon
>>155873162world peace
>>155873162Looks nice, surprised the beachball didn't pop.
>>155873162good shit buddy :D its amazing>>155873160nudist/natural jade is a good angle i need to approach this more.
>>155872046gamzee sitting his bare sweaty ass on my face and forcing me to give him a rimjob
>>155873160this artist has such a cute yet fappable art style
>>155871049
>>155872910Why does this egocentric bitch have posters of herself?
>>155873270i dont draw like this and i cope about it constantly
>>155872978>its canon in every way that mattersliterally how
>>155873162First time that i saw her not sad or crying
>>155873336Does anyone remenber who told jade the stuff that were in her skaia clouds had to happen or it was joever?
>>155872978I like how people talk shit about the epilogue and hs2 but completely skip hiveswap and pesterquest
>>155873384hiveswap is canon but friendsim and pesterquest arent
>>155873381Wdym "who" ? She saw the clouds and locked in
>>155873514maybe its just me but its kind of strange how jade and her grandpa assume her visions actually have to happen, maybe its some skaia net thing?
>>155873614Someone's mentioned the skaianet files in here more than onceIt might make sense to check them out
>>155873642they are also not canon, not anymore.
>>155872046Ok now do a tier list of how much they all love me : (
>>155873160Can an anon help by turning Roxy and Rose white?
>>155873975Here you go, but I had all this extra melanin at the end and needed someplace to put it so I gave it to Jade and Jane
>>155874030Oh no, not the light puzzle modus
>>155873160>nudist jadekino
>>155874030Its okay anon, using the magic of editing I managed to create the best possible images
>>155874097Now if you make Jane white and then Rose white it'll solve the puzzle
>>155874030how do you edit skin color so naturally?
>>155874134nta but its p easy sometimes its just layer blending or just mesing with the brightness/saturation etc
>>155874134That was actually a quick and dirty hackjob all for that joke you can tell because I didn't bother to isolate the white teeth or eyes on Jane and Jade as for how I did it, I used to do requests on the /trash/ ebonized threads
is the troll timeline thing only for the alpha timeline?
Any know of stuckfag from the sharty and their whereabouts? I'd like to get in contact with them
>>155874471Beta timelineAfter the scratch it isn't used anymore, but the caveat is that to explain the time difference between Dirk and Roxy and Jake and Jane you get a timeline-like thing
>>155874554no I mean does it only show the canon timeline or just the timeline they are in?
>>155874570Just the one they're inTerezi does a thing later that kind of sort of visualizes the failed ones
>>155874582yeah I know getting john killed, so she pointlesly tried to get him killed not knowing davesprite would stop it
i ended up drawing for more time than i expected too. sorry, i have to push back my rereads *again*im sorry guys. @-@, i would rather not leave you all hanging with promises. I'll just have to try my best tommorow.
>>155874533Try the ‘booru and go from there
>>155870890~Homerstuck is highly satanic because it has DEMONS and HOMERSEXUALS
>>155874831lovecraft's cat
We're now on pages 2400-2600 in the rereadWitness the end of the beginning
>>155874471yes, doomed timelines lose access to Trollian's time features and viewport.
>>155874893>doomed timelinesSo they shouldn't have had access to it at all lmao
>>155872861bard of time
>>155874914page of life
johnkat carrying the threads on his back
>>155874893>>155874903It seems that Trollian loses contact with any Timeline that is Doomed, as seen when they stop talking to the Kids after John dies in the Davesprite Timeline, but as we see in some of the Trolls’ Screens, it does allow to talk to multiple versions of the same person within the same Timeline, such as the various Daves doing time loops through the Session.what do you guys think of this?https://homestuckexamination.tumblr.com/post/168271471904/homestuck-timelines-and-time-flow
>>155874959It's pretty much what I understand but there are some massive unknowns left that would have to be explained by a separate piece on how SPACE works in HomestuckStill something of a mystery how Time aspects teleport without time looping
>>155875044ok 2 explanations then:the beta session wasn't actually doomed - which is bullshitand hussie didn't think that far ahead
>>155875067I think it might be explained away by a handwave that the alpha timeline by definition cannot be doomed since it progresses in an unbroken line to the end of the universe, which is considered separate from reaching a narrative dead-end
>>155875088but they werent in the alpha timeline yet until john does his thing
>>155875088The doomed davesprite timeline gets doomed even though davesprite goes back in a similar way to john. Ya this is just another hussie hooha
>>155875114Well no, Bec being there already means they're part of the Alpha timeline because he and Scratch are born there and moved to the Beta Timeline to promptly ensure the Alpha timeline exists in the first place
>>155875280then what is game over supposed to be?
>>155875303Game over takes place after they create and move to the Alpha timeline, it was essentially just them losing to what were a multitude of unkillable bosses and interference in what should have been a simple fight with Caliborn
>>155875317so was it doomed or not that whole thing seemed pretty doomed for me, only john can create the alpha/canon timeline through his juju
>>155875337That isn't a doomed timeline, its just the fail state of the game, there's a frank reason why What John does with retconning isn't the same as actual time alteration like Dave. He doesn't really create a timeline he just branched them to not get fucked over. They never leave the Alpha timeline as the Alpha timeline is always the main timeline and intrinsic to the Beta timeline because both exists to create each other. Game over is a pre retcon timeline, its not a new one or a Beta timeline, its still just the Alpha one but where everyone died because Betty shows up, one troll goes full retard, and they never actually get to fight Caliborn like they were supposed to.
>>155875376>That isn't a doomed timeline, its just the fail state of the gamesame difference>He doesn't really create a timeline he just branched them to not get fucked overno its a completely new timeline, for exemple karkat is a complete different guyhttps://www.reddit.com/r/homestuck/comments/35nusa/addressing_a_common_misconception_the_game_over/ look at the first comment of this post it explains it well, basically it a doomed timline because lord english would not be created in it.
>>155875337You seem to think John's retcon powers are outside the narrative. They are not, not really. They're a critical element of making Lord English, remember?
>>155875433well not outside the narrative more like it can mold it to its users wishes, through ignoring stable loop time travel bullshit.
>>155875449Yet it, itself, is nevertheless part of an overarching stable time loop. We have seen future-John retconning himself into the past before he became present-John and again Lord English was always already here.Retcon warping is accounted for as part of the alpha timeline. It just has to happen in a seemingly impossible sequence because the specific John has to be created for Lord English to be created.
>>155875466well we only see those because hussie edited those pages after the fact
>>155875466still the fact is he doesn't have to go through the effort that dave went to create a stable timeloop, that must mean something, otherwise it just makes his efforts pointless
>>155874959>It seems that Trollian loses contact with any Timeline that is DoomedAnd yet it worked just fine for the game over timeline lole
>>155875539yeah, thats what we in the business call a plothole, maybe???
>>155875552Its paradox space its supposed to be full of paradoxes mmhmm mmhmm
>>155875585but not holes
>>155873160Nudist Jade is supremely fucking based
>>155870890Good. Good. Now. Make Nepeta tall, strong, and stacked.
whopping the strider's asses until they become responsible parents
this feels like victiming blaming lmao
>>155876141Poor jack hes just a victim of the system
>>155876197unironically though....
>/hsg/ sex symbol
>>155876255anon you shant just post yourself the cia will get you by the balls
dave really cucked himself lmao
>>155873162happy ellith!! yayy!!
btw gamzee is one of my favorite trolls. from sick stoner clown he turned into unstoppable killing machine over disrespect over his own religion that was caused by hic btw to some kind of schizo boss that made even his dancestor look like a bum and finally, he raised most based character in all of homestucki also own a t-shirt with him
Need... Bigpeta...
I'm struggling with Bobo Delfi syndrome I can't stop thinking about both of them ever since I read their chatlog I need that toxic T4T in my veins I slept thinking of them and woke up thinking of them>>155872046This is an amazing list but I feel like Bro wouldn't care he was recording porn videos seems like he'd be into the domination aspect of it, he'd be at the top of the list IMO but also wow rimming Vriska and Roxy sounds awesome>>155876141Jack (innocent victim fighting back against the system) was abused and PM (abuse enabler wageslave) is the true villain of the story
>>155877004I really like their friendship I wonder if Jane will sabotage the Meat crew to help Dirk in BC
>>155877004fuck off jane that's MY moirail
Conjoined session is pretty fun so far, it has decent amounts of soul
>>155877131Unfortunate it kinda fumbles. The artist is really talented
>>155877190>Unfortunate it kinda fumbles.How or at least when?
Is there anyone who could draw a Bigpeta for us?
Would you trust your child with Vriska Serket
>>155877321I HATE TIME TRAVEL
>>155877399the only trolls i would trust my children with are meenah and feferi
hot ass breath
>>155877399Imagine the Knight of Time being tasked to kill your kid and Vriska Serket is their guardian, then what? She's just not up to the task.
>>155877525feferi.. touches kids too?
if the characters are speaking face to face would you write them with their typing quirk still even if it makes no sense
>>155877399I wouldn't trust ANY highblood bitch not to molest children
>>155877547undoubtedly she is committed to her moiralagience with eridan and the other trolls will die way too quick. at some point she will be quite diddy.
>>155877532dear god this smell is toxic fumes
>>155877549Yes because I'm not a fucking cowardH4V3 T3R3Z1 T4LK 1N L33TSP34K
The council of fathers will decide your fate.
>>155877540isnt vriska ssj3 in beyond canon or some shit
>>155877525>meenahnigga???!?!
>>155877703what would being ssj3 change when dealing with kids?
>>155877754her grist is drained faster than if she used ssj2 (super serket 2)
oh my god her eyes........shes so chopped....
>>155877703silly anon is scared of vriska in combat. scared of some fucking dice and a cheap blue sword. typical trollfag
>>155877788>shes so chopped....That's true for all tealbloods
>>155877424thats literally all of homestuck
>>155872788the epilogues are just fanfiction by larping fans that Hussie sanctioned because he's too much of a lazy bum to write his own story in the first place.
>>155872788That's based of them, I wish I hadn't taken the plunge into that ocean of piss
>>155877967you will not BELIEVE who the baby is
>>155877967four panel comic of john getting pissed at his kid for breaking his ps5 to the point where he retcons himself to the past to deliver a swift abortion
john plays on the xbox actually.
>alternate session starts picking up the pace>50 pages later and I've caught up>updates are slow as molassesFELL FOR IT AGAIN AWARD
>>155878045john is a sonyfag because he's a cinephile and playstation has nogaems
>>155877569cute CD
this trial is the worst piece of dog shit ever. i dont give a fuck about any of these new chud characters why tf is it taking so long to do anything in this part of the game oh my god
>>155878047You gotta work up some antici......pation.
Imagine the trolls really did have a red vs blue team battle that they had to actually fight each other in, how fast is Aradia killing all the prospit chuds? Would it just be one giant hide and seek game while the rest of the derse dreamers actually play sgurb?
How do you write fanfiction without wanting to kill yourself I feel like no matter what I write It's like I'm a corny failure accidentally mischaracterizing the characters
>>155878206the only way to improve is to keep doing it. if you're not confident in the end product just don't share with others and start anew
>>155878206I just remember the countless davekat and dirkjake fics where they basically are just entirely different characters and think my shit ain't that bad.
>>155878131>newYou were supposed to play friendsim before act 2, that way you'd care about at least some of these fucks
>>155878206In my case I just don't use the characters and make my ownStill pretty cringe but I can tolerate it
>>155878418bloomers are so fucking cute
>>155878206Some are easy while some are insanely hard, like Dirk and John for example from the top of my head has to be the easiest to portray, while Dave on the other hand is just too weird and honestly very inconsistent with how he practically becomes a different dude 3/4ths of the way into the webcomic. Dave in particular also has the hardest dialogue to perfect too, there's a certain level of endless irony and utter bullshit you just have to spend genuine years of your youth being accustomed to, you can't be properly educated and/or delve into literature and expect to talk like how he does with Terezi or something.
limebloods randoms i designed.
Rose tells Dirk that Aradia is (somehow) Japanese and then he suddenly becomes straight
>>155878721what is the percentage for?
>>155878750white hair.
>>155878658>Dirk>easiest to portraydirk talks exactly like dave with some rose-isms thrown in, there's no way he's one of the easiest?
hello! if you are in the ages of 0-7 sweeps the queen has somefin for you!have you ever been lonely? well meenah peixes is here to help!just sign in this glubbing paper and youll have free company 38D
>>155878947Endless grooming
>>155878832this. I'm having an extreme amount of trouble writing dirk. dave comes easier to me
>>155878721the outfit of the one on the right reminds me of stargate sg-1 for some reason.
>>155878984he's especially tricky because he's way more neurotic than dave. i honestly think people forget that he talks exactly like dave because his tone changes a lot in the sequel
>>155878947>0-7hey meenah is a lady now she'd only go for 5+
>>155878658>Dirk and John for example from the top of my head has to be the easiest to portrayIt's the opposite though. With Dirk you need to maintain an insanely delicate balance between Dave's ironybroisms and Rose's articulate pseud attitude without collapsing into either or making it sound stiff and forced as shit, a feat so difficult for most people I'm not surprised HSBC writers completely failed to deliver it in a satisfying way. In case of John writing his dialogue in a way that is serviceable is easy enough but it's surprisingly hard to nail the elusive minutiae of his personality that make him more than merely a "slightly goofy everyman", which is why so many people praise John Ruins a Wedding for its portrayal of John.
>>155878832He's absurdly blunt and pretty much wears his heart on his sleeve
>>155879029>she'd only go for 5+ew thats spoiled, she's royaltygrubs only, specially those that are very mad and loud and are mutants
>>155878832>>155879122Also to add onto that, he feels like he's mimicking both Dave and Rose at the same time to a very poor degree. He's not nearly as sarcastic as the two, his vocab isn't as good as Rose's and his irony and overall bullshit pales in comparison to Dave's.
>>155878206the only advice i can give you is to maybe seek insight from that one person who we shall not name but the issue is you gotta look at critical book commentary and everything
>>155879247i don't think i'd agree that he isn't as sarcastic as the other two, dirk just puts up with way less than dave and rose and tends to shut down conversations where dave and rose would gleefully babble on for hours in an irony loop
and for dirk you gotta realize with dirk he is authentic to himself, so no matter what happens he knows what he is (heart player quirk, yes classpect is important when writing ) so the big fight with hal is become hal is not dirk/doesnt want to be another copy of him its this ego or pride who knows
>>155879289>seek insight from that one person who we shall not namewho
dirk has the deepest voice out of the striders, this is true
>>155879289NTA but I've read the commentaries recently and I don't remember it having much advice in that field because Hussie was more interested in saying same fucking jokes and giving himself facetious autofellatios.Not saying there weren't some actually interesting ideas in there, but overall they weren't too helpful when it comes to writing character dialogue.
Jane did NOT rape meNot even once
>>155879407deeper than bro?
dirk with a fagcent
Good morning hsg, was good guys?I am going to a costume party, and i am going to dress up as vriska, and im not a humanstuck coward. Im gonna be so GREY.
>>155878206you hold onto that one reader who actually enjoys your work ;v;
>>155879657post a pic
>>155879657>gets to go to a costume party AND homestuck cosplayman frick you
okay just finished act 2 of hiveswap and the entire teal/jade blood car soured my entire opinion on it. EVERY other car had nice lore or just bite sized gimmicks but the teal car thrusts you into this massive drama of something so incredibly minor NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT in the grand scheme of things. like yeah you learn a few new things about the lore and all the characters getting their own portraits is nice but it just goes on. for so long. and its just trial and error dogpoo though i guess thats just how the genre of this video game is.this entire screenshot just summarizes this entire videogame for me marvus is a real one.chahut is hot though i want her to juggle me and manhandle me. marvus is hot too but chahut is taller so she autowins
Update when
>>155879657based
>>155879657i got invited to a halloween party and im thinking about going as karkat (with grey make up obvs like ur doing) but literally NO ONE is going to know who tf im gonna be supposed to be
>>155880070At best they're going to think you fucked up a Michael Myers costume
i got invited to no parties because i dont talk to anyone and im going to jack off to homestuck porn all halloween long alone in my dirty ass room
>>155880090get your shit together man at least draw something
>>155877788i don't care if she's chopped i'm fucking that sheila
Jane likes Swiss > Nanna raised Dadbert > Nanna is basically Jane > Jane will raise Swiss into a man as perfect as Dadbert (ignore Tavvy)Think about it he already likes sweets
>>155877788I'll never get tired of this trope
:P
>>155879713hahaha you think any of the old geezers im going to be around will know what the fuck a homestuck is. this is just me being autistic and obnoxious and inserting my special interest into anything i can possibly do.which is ironically a very vriska thing to do, so it fits perfectly
>>155880576why is john an anarexic, trans, starheaded, nymph, vampire here?
>>155880718why are you not?
>>155880718Because that's the form he must acquire to kiss Dirk, duh
>>155880799the dirkjoners blew up in happiness when this came out
>>155880735...I don't have blonde hair dye
Would anyone want to draw a Big Nepeta?
>>155880853It's the proof that our memetic powers are working. By maintaining proper monothought we can manifest our will in reality.
>>155880978dave titties...
>>155881042nobody is exempt from getting a massive rack in this au
Dave Strider Paizuri
>>155881057grandpa harley titties...
>>155880978Jade is the only one who could do this for real
>>155880970two characters who have never spoken more than 2 words to each other btw
>>155881059you need to relax Bro
>>155881257why isnt this on my screen already fuck
>>155881360
>>155881348this has never stopped anyone
>>155881383>stop being pussyesl comics always hit different
Tried playing Trickster Online because Delfi has it on his desktop but it kinda sucks ass sorry Delfi
fuck my CHUDDIE life i can't grasp the ESSENCE OF TROLLCOCK FUUUUUUUCk
>>155881413what if dave really is pussy
>>155881470dead timeline, next question
Bro Strider is the mythical Uncle Pussy
>>155881459Good because tentabulges are shit, SHIT!
>>155881459down with tentabulge give him a normal dick like a real man
>>155881459trollcock is lowkez just sergal cock. theres probablz some tutorials on that since furry stuff is more popular
>>155881510i fancy the idea of alien girl genitalia that can wrap around my hand in the "it likes you" manner and she gets super shy about it>>155881512that'd be gay + its aranea. >>155881517i see, i think i'll just look up references on porn sites. thanks
>>155881363be the change you wish to see in the world
>>155881545ok then give her a pussy like a real man
>>155881555do not
>>155881517>>155881545sergal pussy* i mean. they got like tentacles + holes
>>155881545KEEP ARANEA'S PENIS! DON'T LISTEN TO THE OTHER ANON #LETHERHAVEACOCK
>>155881383something about dave's irritated face here reminds me of foamy the squirrel
>>155881555molested..
>>155881459Just look at insect dicks
>>155881555this is a blueboard>>155881559what if i tell you she had pussy this whole time?>>155881574aight, and i thought that i got bamboozled into watching knots>>155881581i hate bugs
>>155881605>i hate bugsTrollophobia is NOT welcome here!
>>155881555p-please adjust your skirts, girlies. it's not very ladylike!
I like seeing art of Dave being abused by Bro but It's not a sex thing I don't know why
>>155881630so who molested you
>>155881630Me too but I know why(I just like seeing dave getting beaten)
>>155881643June Egbert
>>155881630>but It's not a sex thingthis is how it begins
Ellith should kill the Denizen after she learns his knowledge.
>>155881630it's never a sex thing at first
>>155881630
>>155881767white people when you say you dont like brodave
>>155881684wtf I love june now?!
>>155881767white pepo when theres no dirkdave at the function
>>155881767white people when you say you dont like davekat
Is Jester Quest worth reading it sounds funny because I have been making Bard Quest jokes to myself for like over a month now but I don't really want to have to deal with discord-group-user-humor
>>155881767white people when you turn off the voxus lets read sesh
>>155881837doesn't even come close to bard quest, so no
>>155881877Le sigh will anything EVER come close to it?
>>155881837It's pretty meh but at least it's not terribly long. The worst part is realizing Jollacrity is Vibri's blatant self-insert. Also I hate myself for having laughed at fucking hawk tuah jokes
>>155881837wait. Jester Quest the game? I thought this wasn't even made.
>>155881890no, sometimes i feel like it's just a bygone era. When i see people talking about how wickedly funny they think hsbc is here, I just start to feel like i've completely aged out of everything, it's so pathetic that i'm even still here
>>155881925nevermind. I cant read lmaao. anyway i will see and read what it is about.
>>155881932It's ok, we can hold out hope that characters like "Meemaw" and "Dirk Strider" (whatever that means) may at one point reach even 1% of the perfection that the Bard from Bard Quest had
>>155881805>no dirkdave at the functionaiight imma head out
I'M having a HARD TIME finding where to read it. The wiki says it was first posted on hussie homestuck discord and then uploaded to the official site but i cant find in my search engine. i think I will just peruse the official website then.
>>155881990>>155881990>I'M having a HARD TIME finding where to read it.Literally second result in google to mehttps://homestuck.com/jesterquest/000001maybe just git gud next time faget???
>>155881990and i found. i hate how verbose is this. man why cant this guy learn how to type less e__e anyway i will look at the pictures more than i will read anyway.he is a fucking troll as always.
>>155882000eeermm. anon. i'm like. retarded and not a fahgget? get it right :] but thank you dude.
John Egbert will KILL Dirk like how he KILLED Caliborn
>>155882072In a way that is portrayed as incredibly lame and unimportant by the narrarion?
i like meenah more after spending time in this general
>>155882082hey man caliborn pulling on johns boxers like an highschool bully means a lot to the story because now we know what johns boxers look like
>>155882072my Heir brutally slaughters niggas
>>155882082this would be kind of fitting for ultdirk
>>155882112No of course, Ive shot insane rope thinking of Egbert's underwear, but we already knew what theh looked like
>>155882160>poor dem kids :(>they never had a moment to grow up :(>that's why they are so shitty and fucked up as adults :(>john is ironing his pants>something 3/4 of fandom can't reach such feat
>>155882160look at his fucking feet out. john will pay for leaving the dogs out.johnkatanon i summon you
>>155882045well that is just kinda shitty and obviously about the huss and vibri weird relationship. i will stick to beyond canon.
y'all talk about vibri way too much
>>155880168Page of mangrit
life classpect simbol looks like kanayas bulge
Homestuck was disapointing.So after years of watching homestuck porn I decided to finally read the thing. Absolutely horrid pacing with nonsensical unfunny humour and "themes". At least theres deep characters like Eridan that kept me reading. 4/10, i was better of watching porn
>>155882629w post. 10000 internets to my nigger
>>155882629come on sure act 6 wasnt good, at least give homestuck that it was funny for for the most part
>>155882372tear his shirt off and rape him dirk I believe in you
>>155882527She's an attention-starved hoe so it's actually a deeply symbiotic relationship
I love Homestuck so damn much
>>155882629Homestuck porn is garbage why would you fap to it without reading the comic
How the fuck does kanaya not see john? re-reading homestuck makes me kind of pissed of! it feels so simple to not fuck up stuff like this
>>155882629hes not wrong about eridan at the very least
I love Ellith so much.
Ellith is hungry. She is so hungry. Give her your money. Give her yourself. Give her your flesh. She is hungry.
>>155883196John isn't mentally ill enough for her to care.
>>155871179i want to see her naked.
>>155883329Ellith is eating a really good sandwich now. She just wish she wasn't lowkey homeless. But that will change.
>>155883371she litewally has a home
has anyone drawn the huge boob hat girl from Cap of Coffee getting fucked yet or what.
man what was the point of making up all this new troll stuff for hivebent if you are going to ignore earlier conversations like the one between kanaya and sollux, it makes no sense in context
>>155883472its fine that you dislike homestuck
>>155883469probably in the annals of the groom cord but othrerwise i havent seen it
>>155883481cool
>>155883499The what
How much in the media and character interactions would change If homestuck was released in mid of the 80s?Would it had media adaptations like movies and an tv series (animated or not)?
>>155883530some artists for hsg made a discord and peopke started making fun of it by calling it the groomcord
>>155883553the jokes would not exist anymore, no snoop dog, no star trek, no blue aliens
>>155883553it would suck like everything from the 80s
>>155883600this is squidhead nonsense meant to distract from the fact i am in tune with the exemplar overmind.
>>155883553not a lot to be honest because a lot of the media referenced in homestuck is really old so hal would still be called hal (space odysseys, alice in wonderland and so on)
>>155883751so maybe no ghost busters online scene but the core characters / media its influenced by would relatively be the same maybe less post modern and more of a strive towards a real ending but thats my bias talking
>>155883751I was mostly wanting to brainstorm the types of the communication technology that they would use and also the kids personality based on the time it is set. Like Dave is kind of a hipster white kid that likes music and to be a ironic comedian but I wonder that similar archetype he would want to be in the 80s. A stand up comedian? an Freelance dj/mc? An wannabe motorcycle head? I wonder all this but I would like to know others's opinion on it.
>>155883553It would be vastly more psychedelic and Hussie would be on much stronger drugs.It would be a self-published physical comic and he'd run it out of a studio on wheels in the back of a Ford panel van that he has painted the characters on the side. He'd score a major coup when White Dwarf picks it up as a regular strip and people would mail him postcards with suggestions. Eventually one of his better connected friends would run a BBS for fans to congregate. The merch would be incredibly shitty and handmade.
could the fear no anvil stopped jack like aradia?
>>155883817Motorcyclist* bleeeh i can't spell.
>>155883821>White Dwarf I'm missing some context in it. What or Who is White Dwarf?
unpopular opinion, i think xenopavilia is an incredibly boring artist. like why do they always draw all of their girls with literally one type. and the same 5 poses. like i dont get the appeal.
>>155883857Alt magazines flourished in the 80sWhite Dwarf and Dragon were the two main nerd adjacent ones
>>155883865one of the few people that draws jade actually raping people so you take what you can get
>>155883865forever upset xenopavilia only drew aradia like twice and one of them kimd of didn't look that good and she never drew damara
>>155883867gosh I didnt knew about it. Really cool.
>>155883821the drugged hussie theory doesnt work because having the consistency to go draw and write 10 hours a day for years on drugs is so so so impressive you have no idea. if there was a drug that made everyone productive even i would buy that
>>155883865I like how she draws penises but yeah I wish the bodies had more diversity
>>155883817dj hands down, music is a notable part of his character
>>155883902addy?
>>155883865>unpopular opinion>take as luke as water
>>155883914there are drawbacks to adderal you cant just take it daily for years
>>15588391080s Dave Trying to make it inside the scene of DJs at the time... Failing miserably but with a stoic expression on his face. So cuuute.
ok you guys are not actually that old right
>>155883469Its on my to do list
john taking roses cat and leading it to its death is kind of fucked up lmao
like people shit themselves over xenopav drawing that one deltarune picture rathen than adress the core issue of ACTUALLY making her art standout. and actually start drawing better faces,too.
>>155883977Homestuck?????
>>155883964I turn 31 soon. someone should gift me a walking cane TvT
>>155883977they dont care about the art they care about the contents of it. and because its problematic they hate it. im so happy pav is straight up saying that they draw incest, they draw non con etc. it made me respect them much more
>>155883964I turn 24 in a few days
>>155883987yeah, maybe force pav to draw a girl that isnt jade of rose. like maybe feferi. or a carapacian.
>>155884016who even draws carapecians
>>155883964This website just turned 23Even if only edgy teenagers started posting then we're likely hitting mid-30s to early 40s if they stuck around
>>155883964I used to play with VHSs and Cassete tapes. I'm kinda old but not much.
pro tip for hag pussy: always exclaim that there's no way anyone really old is around, old people on the internet love boasting about how they're old
what the fuck are you talking about
>>155884186Hag love
>>155884186dont do it anon, hags be hunting for fresh meat in here...
>>155884186>Little boys could be hereSaid the rankmaid
>>155884204https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iHyEYd8I-o
>>155884239she's literally me frfr
>>155884392everytime i look at her makes me wanna eat some takis/junk snacks.
day 1 of trying to draw: today i procratinated all day. see you on day two
>>155883865tranny porn art is ugly and boring because they see women in general as a collection of stock tropes.
>>155884661thats just true for all porn
>>155884711It's a higher percentage rate of being like that amongst the trans, probably because they also make and consume a unusually high amount of shitty fandom porn for their population size
>>155884728sure, mate go off.
>>155884604great start
>>155883964I'm 19
>>155884661cishet m*id porn
>>155884913I wish he would upload his stuff on bluesky, x has the worst age verification stuff on my country
>>155884944>calling it X unironicallyalso just get a vpn and make an alt it's not that hard. worst come to worst just use r34.xxx
>>155884913Cute outfits
>>155884976i dont wanna pay for shit and the best free version is slow as fuck on my pc
>>155884984>"cute outfits"
>>155884996>autistic age regressing catgirl with fat tatsLove to see it
I want to hold his chubby 4 fingered hands with my skinny 5 fingered hands and I want to spin him around with joy
>>155885001anyone who lets their child dress this fucking chopped needs CPS called on them
>>155885022>rolling up del'fi's sweater and squishing on the bits of pudge hanging out of his skirt waistline....
>>155883907famin does the same thing and no one complains about body diversity
>>155884996imagine this is a normal art style, overalls over cat sweater is cute.
>>155884996>one shirt strap while the other one is gonefor no reason
>>155885038Ough... so cute... I want to hug him from behind like a teddy bear so I can touch his tummy a bit and kiss his cheeks and rest my head on his shoulders gwah! so awesome so awesome
>>155885060>whataboutism on homestuck porn
>>155885068in a normal artstyle this would still be fucking attrocious because the color pallette is shit
>>155885082its how society works and im seeing it
>>155885060famin's art is incorrigible dogshit and i'd take a quadrillion fat hairy dogdick jades in art styles that actually give me something interesting to look at
>>155885076>for no reasonits like the most common way to draw overalls. asymmetry is stylish>>155885091agree to disagree, meulin is the type of gurl to pull off bright green
>>155885079>cuddling del'fi and kissing his "cheeks"
>>155885133Every Delfi cheek must be kissed!! lovingly! even if the situation turns erotic!
>>155885163dyt del'fi has that sweaty fudanshi ass musk
whats your opinion on this
>>155885204its hot
>>155885191Absolutely, honestly I think all the Nymphs probably stink but out of all of them he definitely is the one who least takes care of himself because he thinks he's gonna be alone forever, Delfi is masturbating to yaoi and wearing the same sweaty clothes for multiple days in a row...
>>155885204i don't like his long hair
New thread please
>>155885269Me Neither
>>155885273Here>>155885296>>155885296>>155885296
Farewell doomed session, I'm taking you with me
