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>>155888741Stinky
>>155888741Adam puts her in the sheep dip
So why does Lute think walking around covered in disgusting old blood makes her seem cool and powerful? Is she autistic?
>>155888857>Is she autistic?yes
>>155888857I'm pretty sure she's not the brightest bulb in the shed. Probably a byproduct of being Adam's rib. That overall lack of intelligence was inherited. Or maybe S3 will reveal all Eden humans are remarkably stupid and that's just how the angels designed them.
>>155889005Can I say something? If Lute were tall, blonde and had long hair, people would never shut the fuck up about the blood being a reference to the apple. But nobody even considers it. I’m salty.
>>155888741Imagine the smell
>>155889040Thing is. She was probably blonde and had long hair at a certain point in time (pretty sure she was always fun sized though). It's literally that she's hiding who she is so she's obviously not gonna display her OG identity's most defining features. Why would she? That's fucking retarded.If she let her hair grow long and decided to dye it blonde even a dumbass like Adam might figure it out and that's a conversation she's obviously not ready for.
>>155889318Sorry, I should specify: I was bitching about if she were the Wife-Swap Lilith Clone™ people expect Eve to be. All the hints we’ve been using for Lute being Eve that get dismissed would be treated as gospel if she looked like the Lilith clone.
>>155889339Yeah Lilith clone guys are weird. At least it's understandable if they're RA or Lucilith fans or Morningstar glazers since it justifies their wants. I don't get the Flowertunes guys that want Eve to be a Lilith 2.0(at least appearance wise). Like I'm genuinely questioning if these guys want to ship GuitarQueen but don't want the beef and stigma associated with the ship so they just use Eve as a substitute.
>>155888741Man...the size difference is crazy.He would split her in two...
>>155889479She's probably built like a black hole. You can stuff anything up there.
>>155886590Nothing to report back anon, the only tidbit was Moxxie referencing Lucifer by name in episode 2.
https://x.com/animateinfo/status/2110279969565749382Everyone shut the fuck up, Lute in a schoolgirl outfit.>>155889533Where can one watch the episode?
>>155889562Not sure unfortunately, as I watched them on some pinoy anon's see why tube livestream
>>155889562OMG this is the bitch who skips school to patron Adam's maid cafe
Manifesting Blonde White Woman Lute/Eve to punish Looty for her sins.
>>155889683NOOOOO I HATE YOUUUUUU,,,
>>155889562>Lute in a merch release where Adam is missingNow this is new. Brave new world folks.
>>155889690I've seen your "daddy" post Looty. This is a fitting punishment. Jokes aside do you think Lute was extra dismissive of Charlie because she only got the meeting thanks to her daddy Lucifer, a concept she fundamentally disagrees as parent. Like she would never hand out such a freebie for Abel or another of her kids because she fundamentally believes they have to earn it? There are parents like that.
>>155889724I could be way off with my reading, but if Lute really is Eve, I think her hostility toward Charlie runs deeper than that. There’s clearly something being set up between them going all the way back to the storybook. Charlie represents redemption, which already challenges Lute’s entire worldview, but she’s also Lucifer and Lilith’s daughter, the child of the two people who ruined her and Adam’s lives, who arguably should never have existed in the first place. So why the fuck should Lute humor this little whelp asking Heaven for special consideration because her daddy, the mfer who ruined everything for her, arranged her a meeting? And going off what you said, that could tie directly into how she treats her own children. Abel doesn’t get freebies for being her son: he has expectations placed on him and has to prove himself. Then here comes Lucifer’s daughter getting an audience with Heaven because daddy pulled some strings. I could absolutely see that pissing Lute off on principle.Just to ruin your night: I have a crack theory that Abel is, in fact, Lucifer and Eve’s kid, and that her infidelity is why Adam cucks her + why she hates Abel. LMAO.
>>155889719Check out the ribbon heart parlor. This bitch has an Adam plushie (I assure you: she fucks it): https://x.com/animate_cafe/status/2110279665218994650Love how Adam and Lute are in black.
>>155889768>Just to ruin your night: I have a crack theory that Abel is, in fact, Lucifer and Eve’s kid, and that her infidelity is why Adam cucks her + why she hates Abel. LMAOLooty we both know that's not happening for a very obvious reason.
>>155889775Pry brunette tan Eve from my cold hands Anon
>>155889795I don't have to. Viv will. MUAHAHAHAHAHAH.
I just need Abel/Adam/Lute to be in a -family-coded- photo. Imagine Mother's Day merch lmao
>>155889801FUCK UUUUUUUUYOU'LL SEE; YOU'L ALLLL SEE
>>155889811Never. Viv's obsession for Blonde bitches will win.
>>155889804Lute/Abel mother's day merch would be fucking diabolical
>>155889823AT LEAST make her a dirty blonde. AT LEAST give me that.
>>155889804That would be neat. I'm mostly crack hoping we get to see Cain in HB or at least in the crossover. Mostly to see if Viv also likes family themed artworks with Lute and Adam plus their two moronic sons.
y'all we need to talk about this tho bc hello
>>155889834Maybe. Still blonde though.
>>155889843Both angels maybe? I'm not sure if it's Lilith=Rosie hinting?
>>155889828Holyblades would be on suicide watch if that happens.
>>155889851I've always thought Rosie was one of the Elder angels that kicked Lucifer out. If I'm not mistakening, one or two of them have a similar hairstyle like he does. Rosie's hair kind of looks like his too. I'm pretty sure Charlie has the name of one of the Seven archangels in her phone... Maybe Rosie is that one? Who knows. Or she's Michael.
This is what abel wears to our marriage. this is his wedding dresws
>>155889871Charlie has the name of a minor fallen Angel (Azazel) but I don't think he was part of the Elders. As for Rosie she might be an Elder Angel but definitely not Michael because that would cause to much controversy.
>>155889883I fucking hate/love whenever Abel and Lute are portrayed near each other, it's just that. They're just standing close and not really interacting much. Can't fucking tell if there's potential for romance or familial. We need a clear illustration damn it.
>>155889899I mean, Good Omens portrayed Michael as a woman. I don't think it'd be that crazy. Or do you mean because of the cannibal thing?
>>155889883Fruit
>>155889924I'm probably spazzing out but, they have similar smiles. Am I crazy or does the hair kind of look similar, actually?
>>155889921Mostly a combo of being a woman (not that bad but still needs to be portrayed as pure angelic goodness for some people to be ok with it), the cannibal thing and being in Hell. Michael is considered a big deal in some sects.
>>155889926anon...i
>>155889924They definitely look related. Or maybe I'm just high.
>>155889947The boy looks fruity af
>>155889924Hate how the Holyblade fags are going to be all over this shit.
>>155889962It will make their fall even sweeter
>>155889843Why did I only realize just now that Rosie is in the angel line? Holy shit. I'm so torn on believing whether she's Lilith because that would also kind of support what Viv said, about Lilith being a fallen angel, and wanting to believe that the Lilith that raised Charlie is actually Charlie's mom, and that she's just a bad parent.
>>155889999These Japanese collabs don't have as much Vivzie/Spindle oversight as official website merch so I don't think it's indicative of anything. Doubt they have any insider info.
Lute... you could have a life-sized Adam right behind you! Stop rubbing against that stuffed animal so much.
>>155890890Her touy...
>>155890890Is plushie Adam a plushie BUNNY Adam??? Vaggie has a bunny Charlie, oh my god.
Vaggie and Lute are the only two carrying plushies. They can't do this to us, my heart
quick, here's how lute can still be a lesbian:
>>155891015Obviously she's just trying to match Vaggie's bunny plushie style
I like that Lute alone keeps not wearing frilly dresses in the frilly dress merch (first pirate, now here).
This is the third Guitarspear merch drop in a month. Why, after years of nothing, are we suddenly getting so much?
>>155891229Idk. Sex sells I guess.
And on the 14th day Medrano said "LET THERE BE HETSLOP", and so there was hetslop, and Medrano looked upon it and saw that it was good
>>155891340*hetGEM
>>155888741This show is highly satanic because it has DEMONS and HOMERSEXUALS
>>155891358Peak
>>155889926>>155889955Hi Adam
>>155892116Adam knows Abel is fruity but still accepts his son. Truly an amazing father.
Will Abel get a gf?
>>155892259Maybe Emily.
>>155889921>Good Omens portrayed Michael as a womanBut so did Seven Mortal Sins, and I don't want to compare anything to that trashfire
>>155891376Quiet, dyke
>>155892856That's a woman?
>>155892931At least mentally
>>155890542Wasn't it a Japanese collab design that foreshadowed Emily losing her wing?
>>155892993Found it. Nobody else had a random golden feather like this. Could be coincidence but that's quite the coincidence.
Rosie and Lucifer look related or like a couple. I can't tell
>>155893049It's meant to be a quill
>>155893216Obviously but the color, placement, and resemblance to a wing makes it seem not coincidental.
>>155893210You could argue the same for him and Niffty. At some point we may just be reading too much into repetitive designs.
>>155893265Nifty?? Those two don't look related at all. Like at all, at all
>>155893354Maybe he meant Niffty and Cherri but pretty sure that's just racism.
>>155893391They don't even look alike either.
>>155893431They're both one eyed freaks it's just one's short.
>>155893049That's a pen for taking orders.
>>155893477They still look nothing alike. Rosie and Lucifer do. And that placing is suspicious.
>>155890890This one is a cafe collab so we're probably getting a Guitarspear themed drink or dessert
>>155893354White skin, red circle cheeks.
>>155893593Again, they look nothing alike. Rosie and Lucifer do.
I need to know if Lute's plushie is a bnuuy
>>155893653Disagree
>>155893789I mean good for you I guess?
Okay guys, so... The former employee that left in 2021 had said that they think Lilith is Rosie. Rosie also displays a lot of similar characteristics to the Lilith figure and general demonology. She has a Jewish accent which could be a call back to Lilith. Being of Jewish origin, she's motherly, in the storyboards for the leaked episode, her powers were coded with purple... And the patreon, Viv has said in the past, most recently, I think around 2 years ago, that Lilith is a fallen angel So what's the verdict? What the fuck is going on with Rosie? Is she or is she not Lilith?
>>155893833I think this Japanese only cafe collaboration isn't revealing any lore and the artists paid to make these promo trinkets don't have any insider knowledge.
>>155893667Bunny sex
>>155893833I think she could be a fallen seraph. She has that seraph look. Not Lilith, who was human (she has a nose)
>>155893833Honestly I think they're separate characters. My insane nutjob theory is that when making the first humans their physical appearance was basically inspired by the appearance of two specifically chosen Angels and maybe Lilith kinda looks like how Rosie looked before she left/was banished to Hell.
>>155893833Are we seriously going back to wifeswap?
>>155894025No. Not fully but we are a bit stumped by Rosie. She's just so weird.
>>155894051Well, if Rosie is Lilith and Lute is Eve then who's Lilith in Heaven?
>>155894061Roo maybe?
>>155894025God no. But I am looking at the facts. And I'm weirded out by the facts because the former employee, and the leaks that have been circulating around forever, both expressed the same hesitation when they said that Lilith is Rosie. They both said that they THINK Lilith is Rosie. I don't think that came out of nowhere, I just assumed it was one of Viv's many spitball ideas. But recently, meaning within the last 2 years, so well within the current show's time frame, Viv did in fact say that Lilith is a fallen angel. Of course she never gave any further context. I'm just trying to reconcile both.
>>155894100Oh, and the fact that she straight up said she could not answer who Charlie's parents were when asked. So there's a lot going on. And then there's the imagery in the show. There's a couple of shots with Alastor, and Rosie's Emporium initials are behind him. RE AKA Root of Evil maybe? Some have even pointed out that there's a lack of eyes in cannibal Town. So we're just stumped, is all. I really don't give a fuck for the most part, as long as Lute is Eve. But I am curious.
>>155894100I don't see a way to reconcile both to be completely honest.
>>155894119I can't either, unless we enter fanfiction territory. I am so confused.
>>155894100Honestly the most mind bending confusing thing for me is the Lilith fallen angel bit. Like her whole thing is being the first human woman. Even in most of her Mythological stories she's either originally a human or just a demon. I just don't get what it could mean. Especially since it seems to be a Lilith exclusive thing. Like can't tell if this someway relates to Adam being an archangel.
>>155895164Cute
Theory: Rosie is to Lucifer what Sera is to Emily i.e.. Older sister. People draw parallels between Lucifer and Emily already. She isn't a Roo avatar but she does worship her. She used to worship the Good goddess but became a turncoat after Lucifer's Fall
>>155895951I do think she's one of the Elders that kicked Lucifer out. So yes, an older sibling
>>155896027It'd explain why she's so powerful. She might be a good vector for learning more about Eden too, because she was supervising.
Looty what was that consequences post about? It literally got deleted?
>>155893833I still think she's Lilith. The huge personal stake in Charlie that was emphasized at the end of season 2, the motherly hints and conversation she has with Charlie, the Morningstar statues in her section of Hell, specifically wanting a Radio Demon with her when Lilith has voice related powers. We also know Alastor is heavily tied to the Morningstar plot and Lilith owning his soul just completes the circle. Alastor disappearing seemingly right when Lilith or "Lilith" did.I still can't help but think she'll fix that face down picture frame on that vanity in her place and it'll be Lilith, Lucifer, and baby Charlie. Her being some new fallen angel or Heaven higher up feels like a weak answer to all of the secrecy.
>>155896027Huge potential for her and Alastor to tag team bully Lucifer. Which Viv would love
>>155896119About Stolas facing the consequences of his actions. I fucking hate that bird. I hate the storyline. I don't even like that. He's acting the way he is, personally. With all that said... "Consequences" of his actions? Like Blitz wasn't doing the same exact shit? If it's one thing I despise. It's when people hate or love a character based on a foundational misunderstanding of said character. But I ended up deleting my responses because I really, really don't want to get into Helluva Boss stolitz nonsense.
>>155896230You think Lucifer is gonna become Stolas 2.0?
>>155896328I do. I don't know about Lilith being Stella 2.0, I think she'll be like.... The ice cold villainous that people were wanting from Stella initially. The better written Stella. Maybe? Who knows. But Lucifer definitely looks like a Stolas 2.0. I would not doubt Viv would go out of her way to make Lilith more of a villain just to try and make us feel bad for Lucifer. Maybe. I don't know. What do you guys think. Maybe I'm reading the whole thing wrong.
Blonde Eve is better.
>>155896368FUCK YOU
>>155896366I think him and Lilith might be a less exaggerated and less self indulgent Stolas and Stella. Like it's still gonna be a mess and unfun but not as extreme as HB. I guess having more subdued HH energy.
>>155896375THAT'S MEAN. TAKE IT BACK.
>>155896424TAKE BACK WHAT YOU SAID FIRST, BITCH
>>155896433NEVER. I HOPE EVE IS GONNA BE A BLONDE WHITE WOMAN. HECK I HOPE IF WE EVER SEE SETH HE'S GONNA BE BLONDE. HECK IF WE EVER SEE A DAUGHTER OF ADAM AND EVE HAVE HER ALSO BE BLONDE.HAVE ADAM LITERALLY BE THE EDEN HUMAN WITH THE MOST MELANIN OUT OF THE THREE.
>>155896501You disgust me. How DRAE you, demonic FILTH. She's his RIB. She should look LIKE HIM, GODDAMNIT
>>155896328>>155896366Nah, not Stolas level. The way Viv talks about him not needing his boo boos kissed and that people can and should be mad at him proves that. She'd never with Stolas, who she's very defensive of.
>>155896524Sera made her a Blonde White Woman so that her demonic genes would combine with Adam's autism to create a race of Aryan super soldiers.
>>155896556The way I just fucking wheezed out. Oh my God.
>>155896542Oh yeah, I forgot about that. In fact, Viv sounded very exasperated when it came to how Charlie has a right to be mad with him. So probably... a Stolas but not her favorite + not self-indulgent. That kind of makes me believe we're going to see Lilith in a more positive light? Maybe. I don't know, I just want the season to be out already. I'm losing my mind
>>155896618Then again, Charlie is a unique situation because Viv self inserts hard into her. That may not factor into Lucifer with other characters. I think he'll be portrayed sympathetically particularly against Heaven and in relation to his Fall.I think Lilith will have a lot of faults but I wouldn't be surprised if Viv takes more of her side in the Lucilith divorce, if only to fend off certain allegations when she may make Radioapple happen. Lilith hurting Charlie will be portrayed as fully negative but she'll be at least somewhat justified in however she treats Lucifer. Or Viv will say so in commentary, anyways. That's my prediction.
I wonder which characters will show new forms. Viv loves her multiple forms. Charlie's definitely getting the full version of what that big demon arm hinted at. I think we've seen all Sera forms.
>>155897553Lucifer
>>155897611Hope not. Let that bum become irrelevant.
>>155897553Charlie: Full demon form. I wouldn't be surprised if she gets wings at some point. Vaggie: Probably noneAngel, Husk, Valentino, Velvette, maybe Zestial and Carmilla: Human flashback and full demon form like we saw with Vox.Alastor: I think he has some other more demonic form than bigger Alastor, or at least he'll get one.Lucifer: Past angel, past true angel, and a more eldritch devil form at some key moment Emily: Potentially her big bird form like Sera'sLute, Lilith, Adam: Nada. Beyond gaining wings/horns, they are what they are beyond a recolored Lute for Eden flashback. Unless someone gets some Roo boost. I'm not a Sinner Adam believer.
>>155898187Nah
>>155898187Even Adam wouldn't hit
>>155895951Rosie being a Roo worshipper would have some interesting implications>She's motherly toward Charlie because she's her aunt on Lucifer's side AND Charlie is connected to the goddess she worships>She could be the point of contact that connects Lucifer and Lilith with Roo for Charlie's conception
People are saying there's a imp character in the new Helluva Boss who's like Lute?
>>155898733A bit.
>>155898733Oh yeah, apparently Millie's friend. They're fight had some parallels, intentional or not, with Vaggie and Lute
>>155898622I'm all for Rosie being a fallen angel, the problem is the comment about her first husband. I feel like that was very pointed
>>155898800My thoughts, too. The imagery and wording choices surrounding Rosie all feel very specific.
hey looty while you're recovering from blonde eve remember that lucifer looks like a oncelerfied onion from steven universe.
Amazing how you all shat on wifeswap for months but now because of some jap cafe merch where Lucifer and Rosie are standing next to each other you decided it's real again.
>>155898966there's two variations of wifeswap theory - one is when it's just lilith and rosie swapping, assuming they're working together given rosie's closeness to the family would've been established presumably long before the swap was necessary, so it'd make sense that they'd be able to mimic each other sufficiently. it's fairly reasonable. the other shoehorns eve in there for some reason and that's the one most people shit on.
>>155899023The version where just Rosie and Lilith swap has no basis in leaks though.
>>155899023If you're saying Rosie is her own entity and has swapped with Lilith then why would Lucifer looking like Rosie make you think that Rosie is Lilith? Not following here
>>155898958Or Chiaotzu from DBZ.
>>155898958FUCK YOU
>>155899113Viv finds this creature hot
>>155899113Looty you're treading on some mighty thin ice Missy.
>>155899075i'm not claiming to know who or what rosie specifically is/her motives, just saying that if a version of wifeswap is true, it makes sense to me that rosie-hiding-in-lilith wants to do whatever she's up to in heaven while lilith-hiding-in-rosie gets to stay close to her family even when undercover.rosie COULD be a fallen angel of some kind, that doesn't mean wifeswap's not possible. >>155899113ACCEPT IT
Blonde white Lute/Eve getting mating pressed by Adam's fat cock.
>>155899143Bite meeeeeee ~
I think Stolas should get hit by a truck
>>155899363I think both him and blitzo should get hit with a truck
>>155899312No. That's weird.
