Time EditionQOTT: How is your favorite of the Beta kids and why? Last session: >>155922846Homestuck Resources:https://homestuck.net/resources/booru/The best way to read homestuck:https://uhca.carrd.coWHITEBOARD!https://r2.whiteboardfox.com/26187379-5997-7173MAGMA!https://magma.com/d/ul9Fe3Msg9
esl moment, ignore that....
John is doing greatThanks for asking
Post Porrim
>>155936080thank fuck I checked I was about to bake a new thread
>>155936080>QOTT: How is your favorite of the Beta kids and why?John, but I dont think hes doing too hoy with the divorce and the depression
>>155936080>How is your favorite of the Beta kidsI think John's doing fine>why?He's chill
okay before this thread gets fucky, COSPLAY TIME, EVERYONE IT'S COSPLAY TIME
smile
>>155936080>How is your favorite of the Beta kidi hope he's doing okay, thanks for asking
>>155936119
>>155936127theres this part too where he does a little dance at the camera too
>>155936080>QOTTRose "Literally Me" Lalonde
Here is the magma. Now i just posted a link to the new one in the OP, but just to make sure everyone knows that it exists ill post the link again here. From now on, hop on the new magma link in OP. https://magma.com/d/ul9Fe3Msg9 Come check it out and draw some cool drawings like the ones here!
>>155936132
Vriska
>>155936147
>>155936165
>>155936144beautiful magma anons
>>155936190
>>155936195ill try to do more than just draw porn, i only drew the porn cause i thought it would incentivize people to contribute LMFAO.
Me rn
>>155936204
>>155936207Why the porn is great don't stop drawing it
>>155936219
>>155936228
>>155936247Just a few more!
>>155936257
>>155936140uhum. idk if this is the one you are refering too but he smiles when he is having a flashback with his Death Grips poster. Its one of my favorites flashes btw.
A farming game but you farm troll milk from your voluptuous troll cattle
>>155936275
>>155936207Maybe mix it up a bit and draw a few meme worthy pics
>>155936293>vriskanbased based based
>>155936293and that should wraps things up for now, as always, I hope you enjoyed these blast from the past!! I know I do
>>155936183why does he have to choose?
>>155936280Farming sim game about nepeta cutting down trees to build wonder bread factories
>>155936165Whose head is more spherical?
Ok, i have to do something before i can draw some stuff on the magma, but i will do something cool!I gotta measure up to the awsome artists around here!
>>155936376you got this anon the hopeful are cheering on you never forgot that
>>155936327John move over I will fuck them both if you don't
>>155936391
>main villains of act 6 are a mentally handicapped man and a black womanProblematic...
holy fuck this magma shit is unusable i'll stick to normal software
>>155936408hussie's first and last good decision in act 6
>>155936418You should've seen the whiteboard, magma is like a walk in the park in comparison
>>155936418the pen you mean?
>>155936418if your the guy who already drew something there, yeah, magma is...really buggy sometimes, it pisses me off because its really the only alternative to a whiteboard (which i really *cannot* use for the life of me)im sorry it sucks anon :( but thanks for drawing something there anyway <3
>>155936423dont forget about roxy our dear wizard
Caliborn: hood nigga or a skinhead?Discuss.
>>155936494skull headhe doesn't have skin
>>155936494skinhead (there are no black people in homestuck)
>>155936494>hood nigga caliborn is circumcised
>>155936494Whitest character in the entire series
>>155936508meenah is right there
>>155936508Dersite carapacian bros...
>>155936494have you seen nigger wearing suspenders?also, caliborn is a bonehead, there's a difference
How fucked would you be if she wanted to verbally attack you?
>>155936534balls empty
>calliope is a fancy tea and crumpets bitch who spells things with "u"s>caliborn is a skullhead aka skinhead^2FACT: Bri'ish people are the most powerful beings in the entire paradox space
caliborn would listen to ska and beat niggers for fun with dirk, equius and gamzee
>>155936534Degrading psychoanalysis, I would cum so fucking hard I would actually die.
>>155936581
>>155936494both
>>155936581i dont think caliborn listens to music. hes one of those guys who thinks it gets in the way and is distracting. and/or if he does listen to music its probably incomprehensible noise music that he himself makes and considers musical genius. anons what do you think
>>155936529>have you seen nigger wearing suspenders?
>>155936603p u s s y>>155936606>i dont thinkand you better not. look what utter shit you wrote after those words
>>155936622
>>155936581>equius>beating anything but his own meat in his basementLOL
>>155936581dirk and equius are not beating anyone
Caliborn is literally this dude here, and I refuse to see him as anything else.
Caliborn only listens to video game music
Woody- GamzeeBuzz- Calibornhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPeXjcK5rFk
>>155936657
Calliope's tracks in the Cherubim album are great and all but unfortunately for her The Lordling brutally clears them all by itself.
No gray color on the whiteboard?
>>155936932I recognize that LEnglish style... Is that you... Moo?
>>155936494Niggaborn
>>155936080my farkin KNIGHT is soooooo cool
>>155936795nope but you can get kind of a similar effect if you do hatching in a thin line with the black
>>155937499slap your cock on it and say this is your rufioh
In my journey of no longer thinking about Homestuck I have started making another epically cool game. In this one, you can tear up towns with your fucking sick racing powers.I am making Caliborn “real.” I hope, as the Tumblr women who hated normal guys like Caliborn believed would happen, the manly coolness of my games causes the patriarchy to reign for a thousand years and Femoids never escape to make cool things like Cascade-era Homestuck mentally ill soap operas again.
>>155937581cpыгни oбpaтнo
>>155936932Give him a red bandana
I want more content like this
>>155938055If my krita was wokring I would trollify Steve Harvey
>>155938113he's literally me
>>155937581Could you get a new image youve been posting this picture every thread for the past month
>>155938293No because Homestuck fans were mean to my creative mind and it doesn't want to make anymore.
>>155938515>mean to my creative mind and it doesn't want to make anymore.this is me at every basic inconvenience
i am depressed and have no energy for anything.what's my classpect?
>>155939113>classpect?prince of piss
>>155939113the raped
>>155939263this is the correct body type for bro
>>155939263dave's stronger
I found this screenshot in my files, does anyone know the sauce?
>>155939379How come he got molested then?
>>155939764dave abused bro we have talked about this.
>>155939113Sheriff of Heart
homestuck babies
i hate how much i like sollux with the half-life 2 shirt
>>155940080Sauce?
>>155940099@kuzuuzuu
>>155940230potential lass
>>155937150yes it is
>>155940238ye
>>155940238She punched a meteor thats more of a feat than 80% of the caste
>>155940069cute lil chudlings!! i always found the baby sprites rlly rlly cute!
>>155940069homestuck babies
fatty.
bro i dont want to draw seriously today but i still want to goofy around uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhgh
>>155940685pregante
>>155940685oug save me fatradia...
>>155940686draw Kanaya motivating you to draw. that's what i do.
>>155940843uuuuuuuhg kanyaaaa...
>>155937499Cute!
>>155937581guy we need your input on >>155919586
>>155940269did you draw this? its beautiful
>>155940987no thats the artist anon was talking about i just posted their other work
>>155940955I don’t care
drew this guy
>>155941142
>>155941010damn i am retarded
>>155941158Do trolls make breast milkThis is important
>>155936115Why does no one post Porrim when Porrim bro says to post Porrim :(
>>155941193No, and therefore the subject of what their breasts are for is of intense debate.
>>155941249Hopes for blue milk in my coffee dashed
aradia anon do you perfer your aradias drawn fat or not fat
>>155941131>no nameYou're not guy
>>155941220Because Porrim, like all Space players, is an EVIL HUSSY
Sollux’s mobius double reacharound virus is basically roco’s basiliskok not by much but he was pretty stupid for making something so vile
ellith camping trip
Wait a minute, how did nepeta's camera follewed aradia from the frog temple to aradias hive?https://homestuck.com/004088
>>155941751outfit*
>>155941762>https://homestuck.com/004088well, says that "She really just had no idea what the hell was going on." maybe nepeta was her server player??
>>155941604Nobody got sent to double super ultra hell for not helping LE exist (the dream bubbles are not his doing), although the retcon sure tried
>>155941795yeah but the camera isn't supposed to move like that its staitionary
Tonight's reread: 3200-3400
>>155941821uh. one of the many inconsistencies then.
>>155941842damn, lmao
>>155941842ok no i am retarded she started the game on her home lmao
>>155941821nepeta IS playing on an ipad.
sleepy
>>155941960debunk attempt FAILED.
>>155941751oh i forgot to mention i sketched this on krita but the brushes functions are waay over customized by default and the stabilization , sensitivity and brushes settings are almost impossible to find without the manual, so i finished this on sai. it was interesting as a experience tho.
>>155941751Check it
bro
>>155942323>John and Dave: Respond to memo.
Got some tacos and sunchips
>>155942604I ate them now
space players are such biiiiitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>155942682Space players either get cucked or cuck someone.
0u0
>>155942746Uncensor it bitch
>>155942746Would Aradia's friends do a wellness check?
>>155942767i doubt it, no one even knew she was dead for god knows how long.
>>155942682They are holding me :3 (a 36 year old man)
>>155942855too old for kanaya in particular
>>155942746I think crazy bpd demons are beautiful and I need one again. one of my last ex got locked up in the ward and i never heard of her again
>>155942871if anything aradia is like full schizotypal. + low empathy autistic
>>155942871Not because of you though, right?
>>155942908Aradia: I give you full consent to use me if you ever find me dead in my room, you may use the blood from my freshly cut wrists as lubricant 0u0Me: Oh..thank you??
>>155942966
Aradia smell?
>photos taken moments before disaster
>>155942994That's my wife right there.
>>155942951Vriska needs to shut my mouth up with her own.
>>155943015dirt mostly. dirt and vague notes of leather + sweat + lanolin
access to trollsex is a human right
Hussie will pay for not using his money from the kickstarter to actually create the troll race, now I gotta cope with evil foids that larp as one.
>>155943020She instant losses him right? No? Oh ya because BC is a bad comic.
This got brought up last thread but uhhh they found a real life green star/green sun……how long until we discover the crackhttps://www.reuters.com/science/newly-identified-green-star-leaves-astronomers-amazed-2026-10-16/
Jane titmogs
>>155943448Can an artist draw Candy Jane giving a titjob with those thangs?
>>155943448Even though Dad has no real genetic shit going on with Jane or John, I like to imagine they're so big because of his fatherly care.This does mean that John has a fat dick, just like how Jane has fat tits.
Vriska boasts about being the strongest troll like an Aradia telekinetic neck snap won't send her back to the dream bubbles.
Aradia wishes she wasn't god tier so that she could die of old age A nice prank for all the humans who don't know about troll lifespans
>>155941158hi can i have a blueberry muffin with frosting :3
I want to touch Harry Anderson.
>>155943655boy-boy thighjob is absolute kino
Hey /hsg/ I need help making a trollsona any tips??
>>155943800Dont fuck up the horn placement. Most of the hs troll’s hairline looks like a creature maw thats a design idea
>>155943800If you're struggling to start you can just fuck around with this before you start drawing.https://xamag.itch.io/fantroll-creator
>>155943800Make her fat, like nice o'belly, plump thighs and ass. Sexy long hair, full lips. and look up your fav animal and use any part as inspiration for horn design.
>>155943731Boy-Boy scenarios with John and Harry.
We are the Vrissy's! Feed us!
>>155943996I can feed ONE. ONE.I don't have the budget to support all them Vrissys.
>>155943996No fuck off!
I want to cum in Vriska's eye socket and make her brain pregnant
This isnt the aradia request for aradia anon i just wanted to draw her for the funnies.
>>155944093you can't do that
>>155944101ty regardless :Dshe's so cute i want to string my bracelets and necklaces and some little ornaments in her big ass horns ^^
>>155944166I have an oc who has horn ornamentation herself, so your definently on the right track in terms of ideas. don't worry tho, im gonna draw her in a cool alt outfit soon enough, i just wanted to doodle something for magma. Also you never answered but do you like chubby aradia or not chubby aradia.
>>155939764dave is a masochist and abused bro into molesting him
Oh how the turntables...
>>155944394Is that THE VRISKA from FORTNITE?!
>>155939745Bad news, they're into a roblox game as of latehttps://x.com/ohsoleon
>>155944200i adore chubby aradia but do wtvr you want with it ^^
>>155944474The Roxygen hate is a manufactured psyop by agents loyal the HS^2 team and we must not fall for it brothers.
https://mspfa.com/?s=54371&p=976Prisounebound update
>>155944544Oh neat an update. I can't wait to check it ou- WOAH NELLIE!
>>155944576Not nearly enough cartoon sound effects for that level of seismic jigglingBOIOIOIOING
>>155944544"læss... why ære þey so fæt?"
Nellie's focken greæt big, sloshing, cow udders thæt would put æny highlænD moobeæst to shame....
>>155944576 actually just put it in the comic. ok. ya. alright ya. definitely.
>>155944727Giving Mallum a computer was a mistake.
>>155944544OH MY GODOH MY GODOH MY GODOH MY GODOH MY GOD https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNrstPeSUTQ
>>155944727I love her tiny mouth with dimples it's so cute
BUY ALL THE STOCKS RIGHT NOWNELLIE WE RISE
>>155944544Oh my God.
Imma make an edit for my girl so give me like an hour.
nellie suggestions NOWGIVE THEM TO ME
>>155945065How are you with lace
>>155945109never drawn it, if its to hard ill just use a CSP texture. (i can do fishnets tho :0)
>>155945065NELLIE FLIPPING BURGERS ON A GRILL WHILE WEARING A SKIMPY BIKINI!Please.
>>155945065nellie fishing for her phone (she keeps it in her tits southern style)
>>155945065Nellie giving me a big hug and telling me it'll all be ok
>>155945065Nellie and Renity with Mallum
>>155944886ALMOST DONE, I'll first post it on my twittet tho
Time to update the reread counter: 3400-3600
>>155942323
https://files.catbox.moe/5dlmj8.mp4
>>155945126>>155945201>>155945239ILL TAKE YOU ALL ON. NELLIES FOR EVERYONEGOOD NIGHT
>>155936080time edition... double time...
>>155945239Not the same, but take this from my collection to hold you over, Anon.
>>155945239And this one, too
>>155945500You guys are so easily amused its sad L update (i am highly homosexual and satanic btw)
>>155945948Crowpiss Kanaya so cute ough
>>155945988The straight resistance claims its rightful W
i don’t believe any of you guys that are saying they like nellie. like genuinely give me 3 real reasons why
>>155946022Well you see two right there and the third is that she is a Buc-ee's fan and thus automatically goated
>>155946022>Left tit>Right tit>Belly She so far has served as a small exposition character, I adore her design a woman with some meat on her bones is a plus, and I like how she's played a small part in space days and is semi- buddy buddy with cody
>>155946059>>155946057The time princes are in disagreementWoe has come to /hsg/
>>155946022Cute southern girl charm. Fun interactions with Mallum and Cody. She's a mysterious mastermind which is always fun when there's two masterminds maundering around each other like her and Colsla. Cute clown makeup on a purpleblood.Chubby bitch with fat tits.
>>155945476We are finally on the other side of MurderstuckAnd now right smack in the middle of the dreambubble horseshit
For me it's an appreciation for silly 50's Americana. Also yeah her tits are big.
>>155946022My sexual attraction to characters is based on their color palette Purple makes me hard
>>155946119I wished that worked for meMy synesthesia makes purple look like steak sauce tastesSo in other words just looking at Nellie makes me hungry
>>155946104Fuck i need her so bad, like I Carnally need to feel her body, I want to worship every single inch of her flesh. My body must know her touch, taste, her looks under her outfit, smell and the sounds of her moans.
>>155946022she calls people sweetheart and darling and I love when people do that
>>155944544>>155946104i would suck the cocks of every anon here just to get a shot where nellie shows ass you have no idea how much i want this i will do anything to make this happen please lord almighty
>>155946174Bro have you not seen the side by side
>>155944544milk truck just arrived
>>155945992Crowpiss should draw more Kanaya x Anon HINT HINT
How does one create such a lovely character and not make her real.....I need to seek my own nellie but I'm stuck in california.
>>155946165>she calls people sweetheart and darlingdo people find it weird when a male does this since i want to start doing this when talking to people but i fear it could come off the wrong way to some
>>155946182repost it NEOEOEOWOWWWW
>>155946201Only if you're not being flamboyantly gayFor regular guys that window closed in the 60s
>>155946215Time prince hereBEEP BEEP BEEP just dumping some ass in here
>>155946201depends. like other anon said it's going to be hard for a guy to do it because it'll come off as unwarrented romantic intention and thus creepy. but there's exceptions where it's blatantly platonic, like when british guys call people lovemet an old southern guy once who called me "lil bit" cause was so short and skinny and I found it charming
>>155946243>her tits being so BIG they just peek out even when seeing her from behindMUH
>>155946243AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>155946195>CaliYou can't turn around without bumping into a latina with a colossal dump truck
>>155946243God why are us Prince of Times all so fucking awesome
>>155946070It's all part of their plan, trust
>>155946243even her butt has dimples...
>>155946243good reminder as to why junice is best pb girl, but true iqGODS already knew this
>>155946272True but I don't need a woman that says nigga and DOOOOOD like some soundboard.Anyways Imma zzz, night hsg and hace this I made.
>>155945948>>155945987Come to think of it, these were requests, too...Is that Anon ok? Do we need to call a wellness check?
>>155946243ohhhhhhhhh ellith little butt
>/hsg/ returning to its roots (circa 1 year ago)The cycle continues. It just keeps happening. I warned you bro. It just keeps happening.
>>155946306>I don't need a woman that says nigga and DOOOOOD like some soundboardi feel your pain fellow zoomie, every latinx chick around my age growing up was like this. the only option left is to be bleached and gay, join me anon (i already was both anyways)
>>155946349>tealblood girls so bad it makes the dudes gayThis is why davekat happened. Its all terezi’s fault for being a bottom heavy soundboard.
>>155946347I had to post it to set up a stable time loopDon't worry about it
>>155946201If a buff man with big pecs let me rest on his lap while calling me sweetheart and darling I would be his loyal warrior
>>155946530you're not going anywhere you fuckass don't you dare give dirk abandonment issues
BEEP BEEP MILK TRUCK'S HERE
>>155946455guess i know what i’ll be working towards then. maybe one day ill make another guy happy by doing exactly that
>>155946747or just be an old guy. grandpas/grandmas can get away with any petname
>>155946788if i did it would probably be like >>155946530 desu, also im scared of getting old but only because i would become dumber but whatever
>>155944544I'M GONNA FLOOD THE SEWERS WITH MY SAEMEN DAEMONS!!!!!!!!1
Homestuck with rock humans
>>155947000
>>155947000great minds think alike! i really want to draw rock human vriska
bro's massive cock
>>155947000somehow this is not the first time rock humans were brought up on /hsg/
>>155947125can you spam here more often to kill this shitty general please?
>>155942772I think actias looks hotter
>>155947167its ok, to be wrong, and blind,
what if alans parents found his chatlogs chatting with trolls and thought he was actually talking to 6 year olds on the internet
>>155947131its not shitty
>>155944544why did she do that? no seriously who just turns to the camera to show tits. mallum isnt even there what am i supposed to do with this
>no ps3 port because ps3 got no gameslollmao even
>>155944544i was sleeping when it updated. I'm gonna read it a jiff!!!
Enough time has passed. It's time for an official korean Homestuck gacha.
>>155947492>game>for fucking macsI see the devs got their priorities straight
>>155947593>koreanFuck no. Give it to the chinese.
>>155947583oh... so Nellie is like that huh e___e not what i was expecting. she is a charm tho.
>>155947593>>155947619>EoS after a month because they'd hire artists from tumblr and twitter and get abhorrent designs nobody would paypig for
despite this thread being swarmed with fujoshis like rotting corpse in dank swamp filled with worms, i'm glad those are fujos and not yurifags. i may stir shit up all the time, but when i remember, that fujogirls are our sacred protectors of /u/niggers, i want to kiss all of them
what ze fuck
>>155947791>of*fromsorry i'm feeling lightheaded again
>>155947791stop stirring the thread then
>>155947791
>>155947392You say that because you have no idea how good things used to be. Years ago, before the dark times, this was a comfy place, with plenty of OC and actual discussion. We used to savor each new upd8 and theorize about what happens next, we frequently produced new memes, we even had a limited influence on Homestuck itself. Now it's all gooning. I'd give anything to go back, you have no idea. But i know it's impossible.
>>155947855Tripfags were terrible though, both here and on 4chan as a wholeThis is the one thing about ye olde 4chinz that I will NEVER fucking miss
>>155947855thats a homestuck popularity problem. and holy shit i look back and see so so many tripfags back in that time holy fuck. also there is oc posted in this same thread
>>155947855/hsg/ was never good, thats why it was banned
>>155947855you sound like an annoying hooooooomo thoooooough...
DOOMclassfags in the thread beware
>>155947855...and it was a good friend
>>155947911>not a good threadftfy
>Luke, did I ever tell you about cuntpi? She used to piss her panties, shove them into her mouth and then suck her piss out of them.>And she was a good friend.
>>155936080John. I even bought a shirt for him. >>155936183>Father and Daughter fighting over the same man.Like Pottery>>155936534The Vriska Genes are so dominant, I don’t think any rose will be left.
why doesnt hsg write stories like this anymore
>>155947984>Luke, have I ever told you about captaineridan? He pretended to be a girl who wanted to be his friend irl to impress /hsg/>and he had no friends.
>>155938515>Muh Creativity. I was le bullied.Cry Harder, Shit Faster, Cum LouderAll you ever do is complain. Quick being gay and just post your shitty work.
Vriska jedi AU
i'm tired anons... i will never ever draw porn with alternate versions...
Homestuck Harry Potter AU but Vriska is in Gryffindor
>>155948059anon you've been drawing this for days straight how is it not finished
>>155948043She obviously gets seduced by the dark side
>>155943157Yiffy has a rape heart, but cursed to be a dickless dog foid. Hence, no rape ability.
ITT we start making dirksonas a real thing and make it a trend
Dirk and Roxy as a Cherub
>>155944544This page is getting a reaction from everyone, including the Gooner
>>155948070constant change of plans + redrawing details. look at this bulge! it was total shit before! i somehow gitgud at drawing cerulean tentacle girlpenis. but at least i'm on finishing part, few more details to fix, polish, and i'll... have to make 12 separate images
>>155948043For som reason it seems there's 0 art of Star Wars Vriska, despite most of the other trolls having art of their SW selves
>>155947855>this was a comfy place, with plenty of OC and actual discussion. We used to savor each new upd8 and theorize about what happens nextthere still is all that though
>>155948083>we start making dirksonas a real thing?It is a real thing, every ftm on xitter is doing it
>>155948120there she is
>>155948172but no one in hsg in making their own take
>>155948073>>155948043Trained by Lord English in the ways of the Dark Side. She directly answers to Grand Moff Scratch. Until her pursuit of further Dark Side mastery gets her betrayed by her masters. She was never important to them, just a pawn. Nowhere near as useful as Handmaiden Damara.
>>155948083>sona of the LEAST relatable character in the series
>>155948210dirk is very relatable. he's my fav among all human kids
>>155948210>Dirk>UnrelatableBut he’s literally me.
yes meenah is more relatable because-[USER WAS CULLED FOR THIS POST]
>>155948083elaborate on what you want the thread to do
>>155948244draw dirksonas. i think its pretty obvious
>>155948198Meanwhile on the planet Typheus. John Egbert is unknowingly the sister to the Princess Jade. Separated since birth for their own good. All because of a mysterious connection to Lord English. Dave Strider had been Trained in the Jedi ways by his brother. Unfortunately his brother was too young to have completed even his own. Meaning his techniques are a little…unrefined. Dave has been prepared his entire life to face Lord English and strike him down for Galactic Justice.
>>155948254I have!
>>155948254i have only davesona
>>155948314>>155948327whats their names
my plan is to make a chart of sorts starting with dave and dirk then adding these dirk and davesonas in sprite form next to eachother
>>155948375what if its all a massive family tree of striders
>Luke, did I ever tell you about abdlstuck? After the tumblr blog with that name was repeatedly shared around on /hsg/ ipgd decided to talk about it on twitter with Hussie for shits and giggles. That's right Luke, the creator of Homestuck himself saw countless images of the guys from his webcomic wearing diapers. This turn of events scared the girl running the blog so much she temporarily shut everything down, ipgd had to talk her into calming down and some people on /hsg/ were worried she was about to kill herself. Some time later the blog came back so all that imagery featuring teenage boys in pissed diapers is still up to this day.>And it was a good blog.
Good morning hsg Nation How are we doing this morning. I'm doing something truly terrible. Working.
>>155947791You can just hate gay people in general, anon
>>155948515wtf
>>155948733yo make a dirksona anon
>>155948733On this day and at this hour? Brutal.
>>155947791Thanks guy >>155948747A dirk sona?
>>155948342oh uh, how about duke?
>>155948375sounds kino. on what metrics will they be judged?>>155948427a-anon that would imply that some dirksonas coupled up
>>155948771yes like these as example. or a davesona>>155948314>>155948327
>>155948798who wants to enter a lavender marriage with my dirksona
>>155948800Sure why not Ill put it on the list (I have a lot on the list right now)
>>155948798they wont be judged. its going to be a big family of striders is what i decided
>>155948515did you shoop this picture just now
>>155948811I'm down let's go
>>155948832ok now we need to find someone who will be our dirksona child
I need to draw a full body of my Dirksona
>>155948825yes, 9001 hours in mspaint btw
>>155936080A nice sound pagehttps://mspfa.com/?s=66500&p=427
Dirk sona but it's just some chick who larps dirk hard because she wants to be cool/swoon cosplayers
>>155948924He looks molestable so this is a very good Dirksona.
>>155948790which one is yours?
>>155949094Dude the femdirks at the con were so hot man. Stacked. Dirk.
my dirksona
>>155949176Thank you, he deserves to be molested>>155949256Based
>>155949192>>155948314I'll be duke! and I'll make a cleaner drawing in a bit for anon's chart
>>155949205Mentioned in a distant thread, but there was a very tall Femdirk at the con I met. She had cuts all over her arms, and a thin frame. And to think I hesitated.
>>155949256iconic
>>155949050You dont see nostalgia for john’s rooffighting every day now do you
>>155949256He's very cute I would kiss him Good job as always anon>>155949288
>>155949288oh lord not the sandals
>>155949321im getting buried by the amount of dirks i have to draw
>>155949419sandals are perfectly acceptable
>>155949495You sound like an asshole
>>155949494you're DRAWING them? I thought you were just gonna copy+paste the pics onto a chart
>>155949403thank you
>>155949529im trying to make a sprite version of them all
>>155949532can i jiggle them?
>>155949321okay this is the first one im doing then im doing the others. what yall think
>>155949783how did i mess the name dyslexia beat my ass terribly once again
>>155949532She's just like me...fr....Def on my top 3 anon list.
>>155949500thank you anon
>>155949495t. pic related
>>155949532she needs to show pits
>>155949652yeah man
>>155950088>no bushhow are them a true fujo without the bush?
>>155950129The bush is sort of implied it seems >>155950088You are so cool thanks for being a bro.
>>155949783he's so cute...
Here's my Dirk. His name is Fourk.Rather than human, he's a Leprechaun. I imagine that each solo game doesn't always give you the exact same leprechauns as Caliborn. His juju is his sunglasses, which are actually a device permanently connected to a certain anonymous imageboard in paradox space. When he gets a (You), that's a checkpoint and he can travel to that point in time. But each reply to one of his posts can only be used once. (You)farming is an artform and he's a master. Simple tactics like "reply to this post or" are far beyond him. Surveys, gender wars, unprompted fetish posting, pretending to be a drawfag and asking for requests. Every waking hour is spent shitposting, giving him a night infinite supply of checkpoints. In a rather tragic twist of fate, samefagging doesn't let him create checkpoints. A true punishment for any version of Dirk Strider.
>>155950088cute tits. felt nice. smells funny>t.picrel guy
>>155950088...>t.glasses
>>155950088bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt>t. fly
pb got 35k views on twitter??
>>155950504is this how to get people to read my comic just put boobs in it?
expanded on my sona>>155949783brilliant start you made him look so cute
>>155949783Durk more like durrk amirite?
>>155950541You need to have a reader already base for stunts like this to work
>>155950225>When he gets a (You), that's a checkpoint and he can travel to that point in time.incredible mspfa potential
to all anons who sent dirksonas yall have to send the names of them too its funnier if they have names
>>155948515>pesterquest's artstyle gets mogged by a diaperfagHow do you recover from this?
>>155950225>pretending to be a drawfag and asking for requestsoh he's pure evil
>>155950545He deserves a gal with fat torpedo tits and an infectious smile
>>155950611that looks like almost the same artstyle
>>155950649The devil's in Rose's facial details, but if you want something more obvious, then there's good old Roxy
>>155950691is there a jane one i want to see
>>155950722>thinner than in pesterquestcalibornbros, we lost
>>155950611>>155950691>>155950780oh boy, same stats and a different sprite!
>>155950642don't we all brother, don't we all
>>155950780if they let meenah into this universe its over
>>155950801Probably because all the different stats are on the male side. I'm not posting the rest though, I don't have it in me to read any more of these blurbs
>>155950864>Probably because all the different stats are on the male side.i guessed so, increidibly boring but tf did i expect out of diaperfagswas already taking years off my life reading these
>>155936080Homerstuck is highly satanic because it has DEMONS and HOMERSEXUALS
>>155950577For the red one, you can call him Drak.
Ellith And Oficus Catching insects on shrubs!!!!!
>>155949957i wanna bully tavros
morning hsg
ngl i know updates on pb are slow but steady but now im kinda anxious about nellie. i was expecting the first pages to be first the serious suggestions or at least a nice resume of what is she up to on her game so far. but oh well this will happen for sure. im just excited eue. taken by that last page..i thought she was... *sniff* a decent woman...
>>155951125IS THAT A FUARKING TOOL REFERENCE!?!?this fanart is really cool by the way.
>>155951171shut up whiny faggot. i got what i wanted, thanks GREATrunes
>>155951171She loves pinups she was always a sloot just like the rest of the gang of threeim sure the ‘runes and the tri are just busy or something which is why we got plump filler
we were filling buckets on nellie before this crybaby faggot came into this thread
>>155951171I think its quite Kino that the least suspecting member of the cast is the one who puts herself out the most. Compared to Renity who puts on more clothes and Oficus who, while a sex obsessed pervert does show a genuine desire to love and be loved
I would've preferred if Nellie showed her gigantic ass instead.
>>155951242uhhhh i'm not being whiny e__e ?? i'm surprised and taken by her personality. I actually can't wait to see more of her. I was just not expecting for her to be like that. And her theme songs make me feel all romantic and such.>>155951279yep yep. eer she liking pin ups doesn't automatically means she is into showinf herself off but.. now that you pointed out like that!! the magenta team is composed by 3 girls that now we know are kinda pushy forwards in many ways to others: Emotional, Physical and.... Psychological??? I like this rule of 3! i've been noticing this since the Blue team and I can't help but keep noticing. Oh boy this is fun.
>>155951466well she is romantic. TO ME
orr maybe i'm just looking to much into a page that is half of a joke and fanart that became canon(?). maybe i just need to wait and see..
4chan is canon to the story so I think there needs to be a subplot where, Nellie comes and interacts with us, and we should ALL tell her that showing bare body covered in oil while making it clap is a alien greeting custom.
>>155951426one sitting and your pelvis is broken anon you cant handle it
>>155951498I'm sure that if you met Nellie she would love you very much anon.
>>155951535colsla did it
>>155951551why didnt we tell colsla to oil up
>>155951546of course>t.gT
Counting the days Ellith and Cody will interact. Tic Toc. also maybe the oxnard and ellith interaction in canon will happen later than i predicted. maybe next year.
Me waiting for the day Lily and Ellith makeout epic style for 7 pages.
Lily/Ellith is never gonna happen. EVER.
>>155949288>he deserves to be molestedhe said to his therapist, unprompted.
>>155951760GOD, KILL THIS MAN
ellith is the only girl who has no boobs and no ass and that makes her better than any other!
>>155951572because fuck you
Hey hsg, I just thought of something scary Space Days / Prisounebound Meat and Candy endings
New Dirk What should I name him?
https://specstuck.com/story/0179/Apparently specstuck had a pretty big upd8
>>155951922dirska striket isn't real he can't hurt me....
>>155951922spirk it's perfect since he's gay
>>155951922diiiirk str8der
>>155951965>only 178 pagesNo one will ever re capture early homestuck insanity
>>155951965how the fuck does hussie juggle all these projects at the same time?
>>155951922i was just about to finish drawing the dirks and you send whatever this is...
>>155950611abd?
>>155952408abdl adult baby diaper lover
>>155952246No one is doing a full time job to cater to the homestuck community which consists of 40 schizophrenics and 100 bisexuals
>>155952489>40 schizophrenics and 100 bisexualsThese have a 100% overlap btw
oh my god trollcall-sama...
>>155952489you'd think at least one of those 40 schizos would have the same amount of free time that hussie had to be able to keep up with his release schedule
>>155952515oh.... she usually isn't plump like that. what did she eat? the thanksgiving whole table?
>>155952555oh no wait this isnt her usual trollsona. must be someone else.
>>155952246Hey, at least that one has actual original soundtrack made for it, which is kinda impressive for something that isn't a juggernaut like vast error
>>155952515she will carry many strong descendants from me
ALRIGHT! these are the dirks currently around.
>>155952733>these are the dirks>Dave
>>155952740*ahem* i meant to say that this is the strider family
>>155952733why is my davesona so shortalsoname him DOYLE
>>155952733oh my god they're perfect
>>155950864give us dirk's though in honor of the dirksona thread
>>155952777>more dirksnonononono let me rest bro ive been drawing for 3 hours straight of dirks
>>155952733Very nice
>>155952792don't worry it's not a trollsona it's about the abl stats artist they were posting
>>155952733beautiful. the brothers I always wanted!
>>155952733the incredibly small dirkdave on her shirt is really impeccable...also let's name her dirg and pronounce it like dirge
Her....
>>155952733My fucking heroesAll of them
>>155952063>diiiirkCanon nameFits too well
>>155952896we love big sisters here
>>155952733Sorry dude I'm working right now. But later today I'm making my own dirksonas. So please leave this open so I can be included!! (I feel like such a loser chud got working while everyone is having fun)
>>155952960Amen
updated. finished for now
>>155952777For the crime of making me get on that blog again you're now obliged to open this link and witness the autism under that taghttps://abdlstuck.tumblr.com/tagged/dirk
>>155953007>incontinentfucking how??? dude is as tight and tense as fuck. if there is someone who would be a bed wetter it would be jake.
>>155952984Whoops, posted fdirk by accidenthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_0WUbdlAGQ
>>155953005why not doyle...
>>155953007opened the tag and immediately closed it. thanks
>>155953005anon your dyslexia....
you know i think the funniest fact is that the art is not really that bad. it is just really funny. i dont even like diaper but looking at this is just so fucking funny.
>>155953005>durgi messed up the name again but its fixed dont worry >>155953090its been whooping my ass badly
>>155953030>fucking how???the joke is that haha pissy guys and mommy girlsdont look too much into it because it sucks from begining to end
>>155953007posting the most salvageable one
>>155952960HUBBA HUBBA
>>155953030It's a fetish blog and the likely other alternative is dirk getting off to being treated like a toddler which I think might be even less likely than him legitimately just pissing his pants
>>155953005Sorry but Diiiirk's hair
>>155953005I love how they get more and more unhinged as you go
>>155953172makes sense.
>>155953172>the likely other alternativewould be for him to be the one changing diapers instead of roxy, which very much suits his controlling nature
>>155953261latuna is a really good power team.
>>155953340>>155953340>>155953340New thread gang
>>155953261Now post the edit where it looks like Cronus is fucking her
>>155953274But what if you're an average dirkfag(deranged femcoomer) and want to see dirk in diapers? Ever thought of that, huh?
