We just had a great Slylock Fox thread, so I figured it'd be fun to post the only official collection of Slylock's cases!
Hooray
Go, Slylock! Go!
Oh, and here's the previous thread: >>155870471
HERE SHE ISDo you have any more crime for me to solve ma'am
I'll leave it for now, so everyone has a chance to solve the puzzles... if they can!
>>155949823Its too bad the image is too compressed. I can’t read the words on the crates.
>>155949884I think they say "Cashews", "Bananas", "Bread"(?) and the one nearest the bridge of the boat says "Sugar. No idea what the one nearest Slylock's foot says.
>>155949972I’d go with bread then, since it would be the lightest to carry and the most basic commodity.
>>155949785If they live 5 million light years away, it would take 10 million years to send a back and forth message.
>>155949876Rare instance of Slylock Fox smilingAnswer's probably the middle guy's missing button
>>155949809Smitty's shoeprints are on top on the doctor's>>155949834She used the frosting to spell out "I'm being robbed"
Wasn't it like, proven that this guy was on co?
The puzzles I want to see solved>Why is Slylock Fox so fuckable?>Why is Cassandra Cat so fuckable?
>>155950568Yeah, he came to talk here and revealed the next weeks comic in advance.
>>155949972>>155950019The last box is Coconuts, which I'm assuming is the actual answer, since coconuts have water in them that they can drink instead of salty ocean water
>>155949796If he bought them four days ago, the bananas would have started turning yellow, but they're still green (assuming of course that Georgia bought those green bananas today specifically to paint)
>>155950839It's clearly Cassandra Cat in the background!The clerk at the stand has two watches
>>155949809he's a filthy hum*n that's why
>>155950077What was the purpose of this LARP?
>>155949773Knights were trained to be right handed in combat and this one is holding a sword in its left hand. I think that's the answer
>>155949817>the bearPlease, professor, your students have names.The bear's paper has hole for a three-ring binder but his binder has four rings
>>155949834dat rack
>>155949817His paper has 3 holes but his binder is a 4 ring binder
>>155949834it's unusual to see Slylock smiling, or having any expression at all
>>155949853holy shit slylock there's a naked man behind that rockUse the fishing rod to cast the line across the gorge, then tie the rope to the fishing line, or the whole rod, allowing Slylock to using the fishing line to pull the rope over to himself.
>>155949853How did they even get in this situation
>>155949870The count has to take winding roads and Slylock is taking a direct straight path
>>155949862Go into the pizzeria and order a pizza sent to Chief Mutt's home and give the note to the delivery man to give to Mutt, then walk somewhere else as a decoy for the spy
>>155950831His nose should be dripping with Punch, also I'm not 100 percent certain but I don't think elephants drink with their noses but I think they can hold VAT amounts of liquids?
>>155950848Are you a mouse? Is your name Max?
>>155951360Elephants use their trucks to suck up water, but they then squirt it into their mouths so Earl can't have kpet his truck in the bowl to drink every drop.
Y'know, while the new artist is really great, there is something charming about Weber Snr's art
>>155950848>I feel like drawing some animals
>>155951448Ok but couldn't be have plausibly sucked it up through his trunk but didn't squirt it into his mouth? Thus making it look like he drank it all up if you don't know any better?
>>155950926The raccoon. There's no way he should be heavier than the bear in the see saw
>>155950934It looks more like he's point to his oarsA rower faces BACKWARDS so improving his vision can't help him win.Frankly it looks like the other rowers are acting like he's said something crazy, which fits.
>>155952119Worst goddamn paint job I've ever seen.The dried paint formed a seal on the window which caused the burgler to think it was locked and give up too soon.
>>155952235She looks like she fucks human men.He could haved tied the ring to his homing pigeon, who will return to his home with it.
>>155951050>>155949773No, it's because the suit of armor is stepping on one of the dollar bills, which can only happen if it was moved there after the trail of bills was made.
>>155952218>stranded againthis seems to happen an awful lot of time.
>>155952178The boat has no oarlocks, so Shady Shrew is lying
>>155952178either a platypus or an echidna>>155952198the ants only have 4 legs instead of 6>>155952218The net and the coconuts?
>>155952671the first one should be >>155952186
>>155952587Also his name is Shady Shrew. Guy with a name like that just can't be trusted.>>155952141Because there's no peanut shells
>>155952998>digest
>>155952998Original should have been "Pettite Thief Digest"
>>155949725thank you for uplaoding
>>155949773this one is easier than some of the other slylock puzzles i've seen.
>>155949809I like that they specify it's an "awesome" dinosaur skull.
>>155949870Why is Slylock stopping him? He's deleting Slylock's incriminating evidence!
>>155949882Probably the window.
>>155950831Earl looks so done with Smitty.
>>155953329He turns off the furnace, causing the tenants to complain to management, leading to management to investigate and letting Slylock and Max free?>>155953353The bat most likely uses echolocation to see through the dark
>>155950906He asked them which tire they changed.
>>155953343[Spoiler]He wheeled the gorilla himself.[/spoiler]
>>155952209Cassandra's used tampons. He'd know them anywhere.
>>155953264The anchor is floating and a star is seen on the moon when it should have been blocked. Can't see the third one.
>>155953269Goddamn Slylock has his pick of the litter.
>>155950861 the salmon should be travelling up stream instead of down stream
>>155953338Is this the only time we see a non-cannon/musket gun in the series? Or slylock using one? I know its a blank gun, but its a bit odd
>>155950246He probably hasn’t smiled since the 80s.
>>155949725>We just had a great Slylock Fox threadFuck, I missed it. Got a post number?
>>155954333disregard, just saw the link
>>155949882I wanna say The spray bottle itself?
>>155950821The bird. The screws are flathead and the other guys has a philips.
>>155954151The thief drove it to the lake bed during low tide which revealed a land bridge that is normally covered up during high tide?>>155954204The thief's running would have shaken up the stolen bottle of root beer. Or he could just ask for proof of purchase/receipts from both bears>>155954230only female mosquitos bite/suck blood. Male mosquitos are mostly harmless
>>155950873Weirdly would be soaked in sweat if that was true.>>155950888Follow the waterflow.>>155950896Bad radio reception.>>155950912The other two drawers are still full.>>155950919Hole was clearly made from the inside.
>>155949725Is Slylock Fox a better detective than Sherlock Hound ?
>>155954223I'm guessing both gloves are for the same hand
>>155954716It's a LAKE, not the ocean.
>>155954208Slylock obviously has Ultra Instinct
>>155954867>The other two drawers are still full.But the thief only wanted a single folder.
>>155954978All bodies of water are affected by the tides, not just the ocean
>>155954196I know the answer but I'm not sure how to properly word it. I just know that if he put a nail in the tree to mark it, it should be in the exact same spot and not higher
>>155955022I don't think that's true in a practical sense, and I'm sure it's not the answer to that puzzle.
>>155952998YES
>>155954188Releasing a weird monster into town to cause havoc is the Count's Modus Operandi. That's something he absolutely would do given his prior convictions.
>>155952123A physical would include weighing. Weigh her again and compare numbers.>>155952129Beats me. Makeshift parachute out of the coat seems like a stretch. Moat beneath and Sly dived? Max is light enough to use the umbrella as an impro parachute and escape to get help?>>155952150The hole isn't over the display cases. And that statue is most likely too heavy for a one man job.>>155952157The expiration date on the milk carton.>>155952167He doesn't have an umbrella so his clothes would be wet if he only just entered.
>>155949834>Being Robbed >No my name is Slylock
>>155949839Wax is too melted for the candle to have been lit for such a short time.>>155952129They found another window at 40 feet or less below theirs? Might be possible even if there's no other windows, but it's contingent on a lot more missing information so I don't think that's what the artist had in mind.
>>155950848I LOVE YOU GRANDMA! Wait no that's Carrol Burnett
>>155955199Because lie detectors aren't really admissible evidence
>>155955177The clock isn't plugged in, and is most likely battery powered, so it wouldn't be affected if the electric company shut off his power>>155955189The monster is still short compared to the much taller old growth?>>155955231The license plate is mirrored. The correct plate is 8MHO>>155955240If the hole was dug from the inside, the pile of dirt would be within the jail fence
>>155952209Mail addressed to the dumper? Fuck if I know.
>>155955286It's because he can hear the shattering glass but if he can hear said glass then he can also hear and see the person calling him because it's TWENTY FEET AWAY!
So who is Slylock's archenemy? Count Weirdly or Cassandra?
>>155955300While rude and likely to get him kicked out I don't think that's strictly illegal
>>155955378That's like asking if Batman's enemy is Ra's A Ghul or Catwoman. Detective.
>>155955274All objects stolen are one of a pair>>155955286He heard the fallen glass through the phone Wasn't this reprinted with Cassandra Cat trying to steal a Betty Boop Figurine with literally the exact same solution? In fact, I'm pretty sure I've seen some of these exact puzzles in the last thread with new art/slightly altered scenarios>>155955300The water dripping off the jet ski is fresh water, not salt water
>>155952998Keep your horribles fetishes on /d/ where they belong.
>>155953768The owl has webbed feet.>>155953269Probably dropped a file that includes the culprit's name?>>155953281They're still wet so he couldn't have gotten far?>>155953290Weigh any two balls on the scale. If they weigh the same, the third is the odd one out, otherwise it's the one that weighs more.>>155953297Cut the candle in thirds with the sword?>>155953304The flesh hasn't browned yet.
>>155949882The rope? Seems pretty hard to wipe fingerprints off of that.
>>155955357>The monster is still short compared to the much taller old growth?WRONGThe scenary of ice and snow clearly sets this in winter; normal trees are bare; see the background
>>155955199>>155955320Because they ate the vegetables on the spot instead of carrying them off
>>155949784>Posting an image during a storytime.It’s a funny image so I’ll let you off *this once*.
>>155954239Up her ass, because Cassandra is just that predictable.
>>155953269Cassandras heel was left behind.>>155953307A python is a constrictor. No venom for piggy in that dna.>>155953338No. He's not wearing near enough for that make any difference. Also, wind resistance.>>155954159The candle is lit.>>155954168If the flame flickers there's wind leading to the exit.>>155954176Presumably the egg carton.>>155955009True.The thief started searching from the bottom, otherwise the middle and top drawer would be closed in order to access the bottom.
>>155949809Because Slick can’t identify what skull it is other than being awesome?
>>155955780>Presumably the egg carton.They could have carried that away with them. I think it's rather the egg shells....although what he's actually meant to have done so that the shells aren't there is a mystery to me.
>>155954151Flooding or dam construction causing the water level of the lake to rise?
>>155955169Thief used a wheelbarrow>>155954249No frogs in the ocean.>>155954143Ice floats, so the cube isn't ice.>>155953364No skid marks?
>>155954188The entrance is right next to the desk. Fat chance anyone could sneak in unnoticed.>>155954208Sun is behind Slylock. He'd see the jailbirds shadow.>>155954223Two chisels. And both gloves are righthand gloves.>>155954239A tiny vial could go pretty much anywhere. The vase would be an obvious choice.
>>155949876The bird who’s wearing the earring she(?) stole
>>155949972I’ll go with bananas since they won’t get ruined by seawater and contain all the nutrients you need.
>>155954151>>155954716>>155955870It was "six months ago"; the lake was frozen then and the car could be driven out to the island.
>>155953307Pythons are not venomous
>>155952129It's a twisted rope made of two separate strands. They can untwist them and tie them together to make an 80ft single strand rope.
>>155950896An echo?>>155950906Which tire did you change?>>155950912Because there are files missing.>>155950919The hole burst from the inside.>>155950926The raccoon because they’re thieves by nature, I mean because he’s heavier than the bear.>>155950934“How can I get my girlfriend and Cassandra into a three-way?”
>>155955710Well that just makes it all the more impossible to convict them.
>>155955177It's a wind-up clock.>>155955213Lower the hole digger tool leaning on the fence down so he can grab onto it.>>155955221No soot on the envelope.>>155955259Switched the lightbulb with the pearl and tossed the bulb near the garbagecan.>>155955422Recycled plots isn't exactly a new thing. There's only so many puzzles you can do that still have to be doable for the brats.
>>155955724Sorry I didn’t know proper storytime etiquette. But yes it is funny.
>>155950906>Are willing to die for this score or are you gonna confess and come quietly? Because me and Max here are stone cold motherfuckers and we will gun you down in cold blood. I’ve got witnesses but there are none out here, bitches.
>>155952490Oh. I thought I was being smart
>>155956481weirdly what the fuck
>>155949870...what "incriminating evidence" does Slylock have on his computer?
>>155952119>Man, I sure love blue.Because they shut their window to let the paint dry?
>>155952123He asked her to step on the scales and see if she had changed weight.>>155952129They used the bat milk to summon Batman.Either they went to the floor below through a window or they used the sewer?>>155952141>nut-nabberBecause there’s no empty shells nearby.>>155952150The statue isn’t directly below the hole?>>155952157The expiry date on the milk.>>155952167Because he’s not wet (you see unlike the version in the last thread it’s obvious that it’s raining).>>155952178Pete because if he was going to steal the boat then he’d need a means to get away with it>>155952186Platypus
>>155952198They only have four legs >>155952209Discarded post>>155952218Coconuts and the net>>155952235The homing pigeon took the ring.
>>155953281The fact that Harry Ape is standing literally right there? Kinda hard to miss
>>155956505Why is Smitty there with Laura from Dr. Katz?
>>155949839this one's always made me chucklefucking prank calls, gotta be Cassandra's most desperate attempt to get Slylock's attentionShe must be fiending for a bath for two
>>155956413His watch. Timezones, how do they work.>>155956424Goats cane with bubblegum. I prefer the new version of that. The grey lynx in the baywatch suit look way cuter.>>155956434Your average pizza is cut in an even number of slices. If they shared it equally after she ate one, there would be one slice left, which fits her story.>>155956447Counterweight with the proken beam.>>155956456The 'coon. Bear is too big for that tiny shitbox.>>155956474At the end of the fishing line.
>>155952119Good grief, that child is naked!
>>155949862dang slylock hold's max's hand to cross the street?
>>155953364>>155955878If he slammed the brakes on his car, the inertia would have sent the trash forwards, not backwards
>>155949882>>155950821these two had more recent versions posted in the last threadI guess it doesn't really hurt to reuse old tricks for something intended for young children that would've never seen the old ones before
>>155953329Turn off the furnace I think. They will draw attention from the residents
>>155956456>>155956603The raccoon is correct, but it's because there's a frayed shoelace in the car door that matches with the frayed lace on his shoe
>>155956481Why the fuck would he build a castle in Rome.>>155956498Because he walked into them and used the backdoor when leaving.>>155956505Smitty has longer legs than Max.>>155956610That's kind of hot.
>>155952129damn this one's a stumpermaybe they do the rope out the window, hide until weirdly opens it thinking they escaped then rush him?
>>155956498Pretty sure those lie detectors can be easily tricked. I've heard if you clench your butthole it can trick it
>>155953319>>155954159>Slylock Fox & Max Mouse>Private Detectives and Egyptologists
>>155956483"Be more careful next time dipshits!"
>>155956492Because she was walking normally right in front of him a literal second ago.
>>155956439Oh I actually know this one. It's the Manta Ray because their eyes should be on there underside not on top
>>155951360It's not that complicated. The ladle is empty. Remember, Slylock puzzles are almost always about things you can see in the image.
>>155955213Fill the hole with water so he floats up
>>155955199They didn't take a single vegetable they took multiple
>>155955189All the trees have lost their leaves, the Maple tree should also not have leaves
>>155957136tiffany looking like a real babe here
>>155957150guessing the guy blocking the light was enough for Slylock to know where he wasalso damn wasn't expecting a home invasion in slylockthis guy looks like a real bastard too
>>155950912I know the obvious answer is "because there are files missing" but the truth is that the burglar opened the bottom drawer first, found nothing, then opened the middle drawer and so on. If he'd opened the top drawer first, it would be the only one open. If the file wasn't in the top drawer, then the burglar would have to close the top drawer to investigate from top to bottom.
>>155957097The famously bright lights of Las Vegas will make the stars impossible to see
>>155957097The light pollution in Las Vegas would make it impossible to see anything with the telescope>>155957128The count is "eating" broth with a fork>>155957174The raccoon's ice cream would have melted>>155957198If he was in the tub for an hour, he would have gotten all wrinkly>>155957211Smitty's FOOTprints were found, not his finger prints
>>155957111No open windows or doors, but don’t be a prick Slylock, let Shady have this one. Nobody likes insurance companies.
>>155957198The bubbles should've popped and the water wouldn't be warm
>>155957105Put the bill in a snowball and throw it across
>>155957152Lots of nice-looking cartoon wimmin in that one.
>>155957169The shadow of the lighthouse should be facing away from the sun not towards it
>>155957136Throwing it directly up, where gravity will return it to him
>>155957160A spare tire that could be used as a floatation device? I'm not sure if tires float actually
>>155957185The imposter spelled Rachel's name wrong
>>155957211His megabusters...
>>155957119The fish is smaller than the other one but heavier, I'm guessing he stuffed it with the coins
>>155957242I think you've got it right; it says the thief was looking for just one folder so I don't think you can tell where it was just by looking at the mass of folders.
>>155957428Tires do, but I don’t know many cars that carry spare tires that don’t come attached to a rim. Rims tend not to float.
>>155955251He wouldnt have hurt his dominant hand with a hammer. He WOULD have hurt his dominant hand if he was reaching for something through a window.Unless, ofc he's ambidextrous.
>>155952998Okay but what are the other five differences?
>>155953319Bury them under the sand.
>>155952123Get a warrant. She doesn't have to do anything. Where's a lawyer.
>>155954151It was winter and they drove on top of the ice, and then walked away on the ice as well.
>>155957211>Buenos dias Cassandra
>>155956634Initially yes, but it could've bounced back afterwards. Yours is probably still the correct answer.
This is the last puzzle - you have until 9pm UDT before I post all the answers!
>>155957822If he was blindfolded, he wouldn't know what color truck they drove off in
>>15595787215 minutes is 1/4 of an hour, so if she was traveling at 20 mph for 1/4 of an hour, she would only be 5 miles away from the mall, instead of 10>>155957912Throw black paint on the eyes
>>155955259>harry Ape>pimp outfit>gorillaI see what's going on.Anyway, the lightbulb on the trash is supposed to be on the lamp. The pearl is hiding on the lamppost, which isn't on because it's daytime.
>>155957852Snake ate it
>>155957843Bottom of the pond? How is this tricky?
>>155957833He's clean shaven.
>>155957893Because why the fuck would Count Weirdly even be there poking his head through the window in the first place
>>155957881Their glasses were fogged/frosted up.
>>155957919The fact that owls can turn their heads almost all the way around, I'm guessing they can't move their eyes side to side, instead moving their whole head so the one looking to the side is the forgery. Again this is purely a guess so I could be wrong
>>155957904He never stated when or where.
>>155958447Inside the neck of the bird on the right.
>>155958585Fuck!
>>155958544Yeah, owls have weird tube eyes instead of eyeballs, they can't turn their eyes like that. It's also why this meme's bullshit and why that "ornithologist" is BS too.
>>155958822>>155953364>>155954143Wait you never posted 53
>>155959013Shit, my bad
>>155956439>>155956989>>155958835Oh. I could've sworn Manta Rays have eyes on their undersides. Apparently that's just an illusion created by their nostrils. They I'm fact do have eyes on the top side. I was so sure
I actually didn't know Slylock was made by a father+son team until this thread. Very based and cute.
>>155958892>libertarian>vs communist>over twitter>reposted on ifunnyI hope everyone involved dies terribly.
>>155959210Weirdly, Junior was the one who created the comic and Weber Snr was the assistant - he came on in 2014 and continued up until his death in 2020. He was also the guy who made Moose & Molly
>>155959520>Weirdly, Junior was the one who created the comic and Weber Snr was the assistantOhhh my Christ that is heartwarming. RIP.
>>155950912It's the top one. You can see the remaining folders are pushed to the front, since the thief would've had to flip through them to find the one they wanted.
>>155959139It's ok. No harm
>>155957119>we got weights in fish!
>>155957843It's mine. It's my... precious.
>>155959242Yeah, kinda funny you can see the different amounts of compression on it too, like a geologist checking layers of rock to figure out how long a specific age lasted.
I like to think the artist started drawing Cassandra Cat (even) sexier because of us. Not even one catsuit in these earlier strips.
>>155960541You mean Bob Jr?
>>155949823The cashews crate. The cashew only diet will build up arsenic to lethal levels and kill the mouse. Slylock then can eat his meat and drink his blood!
>>155960541Cats are naturally sexy
>>155957872>Cassandra sais she has never received violation>" 'fraid today is the day m'am">*zzzziiiiiiiippppppppppppp*
>>155950831Elephants dont drink through their trunks, the suck it into their trunks they swuirt it into their mouths. It would be like you sucking a drink through a straw with your nose.
>>155950848Enough of that horse shit, that owl is about to take out Max!
>>155950873>weirdly>exercisingNot with that spine curvature!
>>155952129Tie the rope to the grate and the table, throw out the table. It will pull out the grate. Take the octopus and slap it on the castle wall so it sticks. Then ride the octopus as it climbs down as it cant climb up the wall with your combined weight. Max may be eaten by the octopus at some point.
>>155957872>10 miles away fifteen minutes ago is 40 MPH in a 20If she were going 60mph for 8 miles that would be 8 minutes and then 2 miles (1 before, 1 after) at 20 mph is 6 minutesAssuming she was on the highway for majority of time her argument actually checks out.I would actually give her the benefit of the doubt here.
>>155962111Wrong. What you do is take the nail and the hook that the coat is hanging from, and grab something that can hammer in a nail. Tie the rope to the hook; that end of the rope is the one that goes through the window. Tie the other end of the rope to whatever will hold their weight, and set the end on fire using the empty flask like a magnifying glass to focus light on the rope. Climb down the rope before the fire reaches the knot, hammer the nail on the outer wall somewhere near the end of the rope, and stick the hook on the nail. When the fire burns the knot, the rope will fall down; it will now be hanging from the hook all the way down to ground level.
I don't know why but I find Slylock fox to be even hotter than nick wild. maybe it's becuse nick is a dick who's a total trainwreck while slylock though less sexy he appears so cute and innocent
>>155952129max is the only one the needs to escape, he can return with back up. tie a knot in one end of the rope, un-braid the rope and now max has an 80 foot rope to escape.
>>155949785Slylock is just jealous cause Count Weirdly is in contact with aliens and he's not.He'll regret calling him a liar soon enough.
>>155957211cat nurses owe me sex
>>155958886thanks for the storytime
>>155957861He wouldn't know it was 15k if he never saw them.
>>155957893Dunno, but I doubt that sort of damage would be possible in a single night.
>>155962544Cassandra…
>>155962388>a single nail>supporting both their weightsdoubt.jpgPoints for creativity though.
>>155962627If only Slylock wasn't hampered by his severe racism
>>155949784Wil he ever get the hint?
>>155953264The anchor is floating, the star is in front of the moon, They’re crocodiles not alligators?>>155953269I’m stumped, the rabbit because she’s wearing a raincoat and the others aren’t? The evidence being her shirt?>>155953281the clothes hadn’t frozen yet.>>155953290Weigh two balls, if they’re equal then they’ll be balanced, if not then it’s the heavier one.>>155953297Cut the candle into three pieces>>155953304Because it hasn’t turned brown yet.>>155953307Someone on 4chan will say “She’s perfect (imagine the smell)”Three are mammals and one is a reptile?
>>155956466Quite disturbing how the earrings appear to be connected to her cheeks instead of actually ears.
>>155963470>Three are mammals and one is a reptile?i havent checked the answer but i assume pythons kill by constriction and not venom
>>155953319I’m just admiring the cross between White Half-track and Willys Jeep here. As for what they can do, bury them in the sand, also that’s a very modern phone Slylock has I didn’t know these were that recent.>>155953329He shouts into the pipes for help (I was going to write a convoluted scheme about heating water and making steam signals before my brain reeled me in)>>155953338No because Slick’s mass is the same.>>155953343What’s with this mouse and his inane riddles Foxy wants some of that vixen action.Because the dump truck drove away.>>155953353Bat because sonar>>155953364Because the inertia from the sudden stop would move the rubbish forwards.
>>155963739Yes that makes more sense silly me.
>>155958452Well excuse him if he has trouble growing a beard!
>>155960541>drops by /co/>draws her a couple times, a bit naughtier than usual>comic from then on starts drawing all the girls cuterGigabased.
>>155964049You sure that was him? It could’ve been anyone.
>>155964119IIRC there was concrete proof at the time, but I aint assed enough to look it up.
>>155964152Do you remember the details?
>>155954143The ice cube isn’t floating and is therefore probably fake.>>155954151High tide/rainy season>>155954159The lit candle>>155954168I love that skull shapeThe air will cause the match to flicker at the tunnel leading to the surface>>155954176There’s no carton, though how did he cover himself with eggs, are they fake?>>155954188Because Weirdly wouldn’t write to his mother.The letter isn’t long enough? He has no bruise?>>155954196The tree wouldn’t grow that high within that time, the nail would be absorbed by the tree with age.>>155954204They both open the bottles, one will fizz whilst the other will be relatively calm
>>155954208Damn, Red Fox remembered his CQCHe saw his shadow>>155954223Two picks, which is pretty flimsy evidence.>>155954230Weirdly what the fuck.I don’t know, mosquitoes have four wings? It’s a fake? Male mossies don’t suck blood? The transmitter idea is dumb?>>155954239It’s in the clock which has its battery removed at 0900>>155954249Underwater frog among salt-water fish, also Kopy Kat is a moron
>>155964119It was posted in the previous thread.tl;dr: all the strips has a code, and he posted next weeks code.
>>155960541Quick! Everyone start talking about how hot Count Weirdly is then.
>>155964049Bob didn’t draw those.
>>155950831So Smitty went all the way there with an empty punch bowl instead of just showing empty handed? Was his intetion to frame that poor elephan from the beginning?
>>155959139I know the answer page already shows it, but for the sake of completion, Africa and South America are in the wrong spots on the righthand painting.
>>155949839max mouse being a fucking FIRE HAZARD is the real crime here
>>155956627It's not for Max's safety, it's for the city's. Max is a MENACE.
>>155954239You can't convince me this one wasn't for the grownups to have the obvious thought.
>>155957105>Max Mouse:
>>155949853>200 years
>Cassandra Cat was swiping through her photos of Slylock and engaged herself in a massive marathon solo sex session, drastically increasing the temperature of the room and thus the interior air pressure. When the rock struck the glass, despite being thrown from outside, the intense air pressure caused the glass to burst outwards.
>someone made a new one of these last threadI salute you, drawfriend. You are a gentleman and a scholar.
>>155965894Welp, disregard.Turns out it isn't new. I just don't recall seeing it before.
>>155965649Cassandra could power a tube TV with that amount of air pressure.
>>155965894>hides post
>>155951181The life of a detective is a perilous one.
>>155954867Weirdly does not sweat on account of being some kind of undead monstrosity. What now, Mr. Fox?
>>155955169Wheelbarrow>>155955177Wind-up alarm clock>>155955189Hmm, the roots won't be planted? The cover >>155955199They ate them all in the field>>155955213Use the hole-digging tool to get him
>>155955221The envelope would have soot all over it.>>155955231It's a mirror dumbass>>155955240There is a pile of dirt outside the fence suggesting it was dug on that side
>>155955251Weirdly is writing with his right hand suggesting that he would use a hammer with the same hand, meaning he wouldn't hit it.>>155955259Lampost, NEXT>>155955274The items come in pairs>>155955286She's right there dumbass>>155955300He'd lick the boat to see if it's salty?
>>155956424Old man's stick and the bubble gum>>155956434The pizza would have six slices and therefore would be impossible to divide equally>>155956439Manta Rays don't have eyes up there;>>155956447Use the beam as a lever.
>>155956456The Raccoon because he's small enough to fit?>>155956474On the fishing line>>155956481Rome>>155956483Cut one end of each rope and lift?>>155956498The shops were all connected?
>>155956505Smitty's legs are longer.>>155957097Light pollution>>155957105Use the hat>>155957111No water in the car>>155957128Why would Weirdly even do that?He's using a fork.
>>155957150He blocked the light>>155957160Come on now, this could be ANYTHING, who's to say Slylock doesn't just have a lifejacket in his car at all times? Real answer though, spare tyre?>>155957174Ice cream coon>>155957185They misspelled her name>>155957198You can't just barge in like that SlylockThe bathwater is still hot
>>155957211He used his toes?>>155957833He's not sunburnt>>155957852The snake ate it>>155957919I see Kopy has a sketch of Cassandra.
Some of those are pretty fun!
>>155949823I'd live on that boat if I could, looks comfy asl
>>155968301>Why would Weirdly even do that?For the love of the game.
>>155968301>Why would Weirdly even do that?He's a troublemaker, not a criminal.
>>155972109>>155971268HE’S A MASKED MENACE I SAY!
>>155957282>The count is "eating" broth with a fork>>155968301>He's using a fork.Why do you think it's taken him 15 minutes and counting to eat it? Checkmate, Slylock.
>>155972171Weird by name, weird by reputation.
>>155969563lol yeah ikr
>>155957136Is there a higher quality version of this one?
>>155957136>>155957421Well now hold on, if he's throwing it straight up then that isn't really "as far as possible". There's a whole school of ballistics to this.
bump
>>155975613Slylock just wants Max to shut up so he can fondle Tiffany Fix or whatever she’s called
>>155953269Cassandra cause the evidence are the worn panties she left so he knew it was her
>>155958813>41>Heel-less shoeDamn I scanned the page for 10 minutes how did I miss that?
>>155956439Dolphins don't have gills!
>>155956466The bigger the hoop, the bigger the ho! And Slylock Fox doesn't trust a ho!
>>155957136Throw it to another person. He's trying to ask Slylock to play catch but he's too nervous.
>>155962184Everyone knows the Forest Mall parking lot is a nightmare that takes at least 5 mins to get out of. That being said, I'd still let her go in hopes that she blows me.
>>155964152>>155964237Sounds like we've got another mystery to solve, eh Slylock?
>>155957198>hey bro can I see your cock too?
>>155957872what are the odds she gets pulled over right outside slylock's house
>>155949725The thread’s name is missing an X, Count Weirdly used it to power his new Social Media platform
>>155975340Lol you WOULD ask for a HQ version of that page in particular
>>155962627Why would Slylock go to the North Pole?
>>155965894time to let it rip
>>155978183Weirdly just has to tell him Cassandra hid a shoplifted chocolate bar at the North Pole and he'll be there.
>>155978271>Weirdly has told Slylock that Cassandra Cat has hidden a Milkyway bar she stole from a A&P store, at the North Pole. Why doesn’t Slylock believe him?Because A&P ceased trading as a chain in 2015 and because Count Weirdly is a h*man
>>155978179I see 3 good reasons.
>>155975613I guess the "correct" answer also qualifies under the "AND have it return to my hand all by itself" portion of the riddle
>>155949823They should grab the radio from the cabin so they can call for help
>>155979771If there's no time to open crates, there probably isn't enough time to go over and send out a SOS
>>155975613This is why you research Ballistics in Age of Empires 2.
>>155978522>Count Weirdly is a h*manIs he really, though? He's fucking green. And so are his sisters, so it's clearly a hereditary trait. Slick Smitty and the other humans aren't weird(ly) coloured.
>>155980593They all have severe iron-deficiency anemia.
>>155980593Slylock isn’t an advanced racist, he just goes with the shape.
>>155977112They don't?
