Heterosexual Edition QOTT: you are forced to date/have sex with your least favorite Homestuck character, how does that go?Last session: >>155936080Homestuck Resources:https://homestuck.net/resources/booru/The best way to read homestuck:https://uhca.carrd.coWHITEBOARD!https://r2.whiteboardfox.com/26187379-5997-7173MAGMA!https://magma.com/d/ul9Fe3Msg9
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>>155953340>QoTTi'm castrating equius/eridan with a screwdriver the second they open their legs next question
>>155953340>VriskaI'd probably be dead before I said a word
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>>155953340>you are forced to date/have sex with your least favorite Homestuck character, how does that go?>Horuss>I can't get hard are all, I just sit on the edge of the bed and become super depressed
>>155953409he needs a respectable bulge edited onto him
>>155953193made the hair black and made shitty outlines for it just like the original drawing
>>155953516PerfectThank you
>>155953516we need more davesonas!
we need some lalondesonas up in this thread
>>155953340>QOTT: you are forced to date/have sex with your least favorite Homestuck character, how does that go?the second cronus even tries anything I'm chomping off his dick
>>155952246Yeah, no shit, even putting the completely different internet zeitgeist aside>Hussie starts by building some rep online, like drawing shit on penny arcade forums, enough to have at least some people look at the other stuff he's making>starts problem sleuth, a relatively simple and more manageable adventure to create>ACTUALLY FINISHES IT (<---- 99,99% mspfa artists fail here!), giving us a complete story in under 1700 pages >gets even more fame from that>enough to even start getting other people volunteering to assist him with music and such once he starts his next and even more promising mspa called homestuck>which was was also supposed to run for a year or so(so it'd likely wrap up in under 2000 pages), until it blew up and started turning into this massive fucking undertaking we all knowMeanwhile 90% of retards on mspfa skip to the "massive undertaking" right away, with pacing that implies at least 4000 pages. Surprise, surprise, they burn out and drop it after 600 pages of fucking around, minimal plot development, abysmal update schedule(the author had to spend a month on learning new art skills all at once), and 100 likes tops because it was made by a literal whoI swear to fucking god the "complete" category on mspfa has more sleuthlikes and adventures in completely fresh settings than actually completed sburbventures with authors' pet OC donut steels, despite the latter being the vast majority of the site's outputIt's like every artfag out there thinks they're too good to start with something simpler and more manageable.
finished bulge versions. turns out i have to make few more fixes for no-bulge versions, promise to get to them NOW>clothedhttps://files.catbox.moe/oew7t3.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/ngu8jw.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/lsp08o.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/qlzv2u.png>nakedhttps://files.catbox.moe/r1zuaf.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/h7tvca.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/q0soug.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/7le4s6.png
>>155953707these are pretty kino anon, very nice work. Can you do ellith?
>>155953631truth supernova. mspfa “””authors””” BTFO’d forever…
>>155953631Anon, and adventure is simple and manageable, its an easy to replicate sprite style that doesnt require an ellaborate narration. It gets dropped because people move on to other stuff.
it must be really weird being a troll and having your blood and cum be the same color
>>155953631>which was was also supposed to run for a year or so(so it'd likely wrap up in under 2000 pages)this is so fucking crazy to me
>>155953631all of this is definitely true but i think the reality is most people making mspfas want to make a story like homestuck, so of course they're going to attempt something way too conceptually big. it's just the nature of the beast
>>155953909trolls must think humans are the weirdest shit everred blood, pink/brown nipples, white cum, green mucus, transparent tears, ect
>>155953912It was done at cascadeThe rest is a completely different comic
https://mspfa.com/?s=69184&p=98Update. Pic unrelated I just drew Visari and wanted to post her.
>>155953598rushed dogwater here
what kind of ending should a sburb fanventure avoid? taking notes
>>155954064Depends on what over arching plot the adventure has. Avoid something unsatisfactory is general advice, dont try to subvert the expectations of story telling, people had enough of that I think.
>>155954064Have a good ending in mind at the start. Even if you change it you need something to fall back on
>>155954018Cute.
>>155954018Made for dirksona bukake
>>155954016i need Father carnally
dave vs bro phonk edit
>Luke, did i ever tell you about Nepeta Leijon? She sadly died quite early into her second session so i dont know her that well. But i'm sure that she would have been a good friend.
>>155954288This is trying to hype up Dave like the Hakari edit tried to hype up Kashimo, and what do you know, they have the same amount of feats
>>155954018rape mode activated
>>155954364i don't like how tiny his horns are
>>155954018our dear wizard
>>155953340>>155953366>>155953376>>155954288Every single person still following this thread OR homestuck for that matter in october of 2025 is a FAAGOT and a literal KEK!
>>155954439i meant October of 2026*
>>155954455yeah we know
>>155954382Here's the unedited pic, feel free to use AI to extend the top part and give him bigger horns
>>155954455numbers are hard huh
>>155954288Ult Dirk wet dream
>>155954439>Make obvious statement>Act like its a revolutionary conceptWe know youre not the brightest but come on
>>155954465can i have the horns as a separate transparent png file
>>155954016Of course she keeps her stuff better hiddenFather probably cleans her room
>>155953707really really good
>>155954493Ask the anon from last thread >>155948515
>>155953707You know what, you might be the first one to make me see the appeal
John Egbert loves killing people.
>>155953707>spiderweb stockingsKINO. great job, this is high effort art
>>155954708>just got to the part in the reread where Vriska tells him she's murdered tens of thousands of trolls with no remorse whatsoever>he unsurprisingly has a huge problem with this but lets it slide because of cultural differenceskek
>>155954439you are nothing but a peon in the cuck kingdom.
>>155954951that sounds sooo fun
>>155953883>that doesnt require an ellaborate narrationAnd yet they all do that shit where they talk and set up more and more shit and yet fuckall happens, even after 1000 pages>It gets dropped because people move on to other stuff.After they found out they bit too far to chew and give up. Look at the top 50 completed adventures: it has LITERALLY JUST ONE completed sburbslop about author's pet OC managing to finish the game, namely Sburb: Refresh(which I shall refrain from commenting on given its ending). Everything else is either a gimmick/shitpost(even if a good one like SDQ) with like a hundred pages, or it's """completed""" in the sense that the author had enough courtesy to officially pull the plug midway instead of leaving it as """ongoing""" for years.Meanwhile sleuthlikes like Radical Dude and Suburban Slasher can deliver complete stories with decently satisfying conclusions in 500-600 pages. Wow, 500 pages, imagine that. Usually you only get the third or fourth kid's introduction around that point.
>>155954016>The luck based system is just something that intrigues you.*KILLED BY A BR8K SPIDER*
>>155954951when you insult someone by calling them a cuck, you hurt a real cucks feelings you know :c
>>155955025i would think a cuck would appreciate it if insults were directed at another in their stead
>>155955025you are my little cuckling
fuck. I thought trollcall deleted her account... almost had a heart attack.
>>155954493I drew the horns in paint in less than five minutes Using basic tools like color picker(to get the colors from literally any panel from the comic with the troll) and line to give troll ben kenobi much more detailed lightsaber horns, I believe in you anon
>>155955013Yeah, Im not defending it, but its to be expected more or less. A lot of the top ongoing as well is there mostly because of seniority. People start adventures as projects mostly on a whim, and Id say they learn how to manage a project with them. Im sure part of the reason is because it ends up feeling like posting at a wall at some point, not every favorite is an active reader either, so at some point people just kinda give up. It is a shame, but at the same time its mostly essentially fanfics so eh? I cant be too mad about it. I was talking about specstuck because its more or less oficially backed but still has an awful update schedule.
>>155954018did a fuller ver why not (i hate drawing fullbody can't you tell)(nakey)https://files.catbox.moe/k27f4t.png
>>155953340i see you.
>>155954439But _Eridan_, (You) are also letting homestuck and hussie live rent free inside your head
>>155955188>its more or less oficially backedIs it really? Or did they just take the OCs that were made in the official homestuck groomcord in that new reader ghetto and ran with them?
>>155955255I think Vibri endorsed/authored it so I assumed there was some kind of team behind it but what do I know
>>155955191Damn you anon, why are you so good at DRAWING.I HAVE TO GET OUT OF THE WAGIE CAGIE SO I CAN DRAW.
>>155955191thank you anon
>>155955191I didnt even notice shes scuffed and scared
>>155955191Nice
>>155954792he has a problem with it because he feels envious that he hasnt killed one yet
>>155955322i believe in you anonnnnn >>155955335cutter pussy WILL fix you trust>>155955328>>155955337also ty <3
>>155955359He has her beat by a couple billion thanks to Earth's reckoning
Hussie couldnt wrap up Homestuck the way he originally wanted to because he wanted to write more of dave strider
>>155955374Thank you. Regardless. Your art is so fucking peak. You have such a nice style.
>>155955188>Im sure part of the reason is because it ends up feeling like posting at a wall at some point, not every favorite is an active reader either, so at some point people just kinda give up.That's why imo people should follow hussie's footsteps by starting small to learn some skills and get some following before they tackle something higher difficulty projects like sburbventures
>>155955374we hope to see more of your art
>>155955436Sink or swimThrow those newbies into the deep end
>>155953737... maybe?>>155954570 :}>>155954701 really fucking glad i'm doing wonders >>155954739yeaaaah, spider themes and shit
>>155955436What Im arguing is that a sburbventure is as small as you can start for a mid to long term project. You have most of leg work done for you, theres ton of templates, tutorials, studies, the style has been dissected a thousand times over and theres a lot of people that made custom assets, you can just jump into it without overloading yourself with needing stuff to fill every page, and you can just reuse assets endlessly if you need to.
>>155954064Have an actual ending and a very broad outline of the story you can believably follow and not burn out.
>>155953707oug i need arane's bulge jackhammering my cervix in STAT. good shit drawfriend :D
>>155955464 (me)Also you have to start somewhere, maybe it is a mistake to start with a sburbventure, but you have to learn somehow even if it is by slamming your face against a wall. Its also useful to measure how mucj you can realistically dedicate to a project.>>155955436And getting following nowadays is just terrible. You can post a thousand times over and be met with nothing but silence every time. You can mentally prepare for a negative response, but what do you when theres just nothing?
>>155955504 (me)aranea* can't spell award
dont let this drawfag be abducted by the groomcord im begging
>>155955191sexo NOEEEEWWWWWW
>>155955522
>>155955504powerbottoming such whimp as aranea would be a respectful powermove from you, aradianon>>155955522me as in aranea guy?
dreamselves doodles
>>155955552fools
>>155955547>strangling aranea, spitting in her face/mouth, and reminding her what a pathetic little girlfailure she is while i'm practically shattering her fucking hips how hard i'm riding her
>>155955547>me as in aranea guy?what no i meant this guy >>155955191
>>155955579goon before posting anonwhere did I put my towel
>>155955583dw anon i almost never use my dicksword account unless it's with ppl i'm already close with. and i almost never give it to new ppl because i'm skittish like that
>>155955583aight>>155955579same
>>155955606phewnever leave us
who'sa more likely to win the bully off, karkat or john.
>>155955464>>155955508>What Im arguing is that a sburbventure is as small as you can start for a mid to long term project. Sure but the crux lies in "mid to long term project", imo it's still too much for newfag creators. The "getting following" bit also applies here, even if you stop gaining new readers the shorter story can still limp along to the finish line and earn yourself a honorable spot in the less competitive "complete" category. But if you're screaming into the void and your story will need another 2k pages to wrap up? Now that's prime suifuel.PS fuck that niggerfaggot grant for not banishing these dead/moribound ongoings to the inactive category. As if vast error will ever call him back after pumping and dumping him and his slow-ass site like a cheap hooker.
>>155955552pokeable fangs
>>155955664John already canonically trolled Karkat
>>155955675I think anything that tests an author limits is fine as long as they learn something from it. Im making my own adventure for basically no one but I keep going because I want to see how far along I manage to get and how long I can commit to it. >PS fuck that niggerfaggot grant for not banishing these dead/moribound ongoings to the inactive categoryOn this we can agree.
finished slop on magma.
straight buffet of art today
>>155955613Nta but I wont leave this thread I promise. Unless I stop drawing Homestuck and stop interacting with it in general. But I already surpressed my Homestuck for 10 years. No turning back.
>>155955522can't a drawfag be in both the discord and the threads?
>>155955760>all that praise literally written all over him>still has a constipated grimaceWhat a tsundere
>>155955664John would make it physical, Karkat's too much of a bitch for that. With the right influence I can see John shoving nerds in lockers.
>>155955760is there a word for positive body writing? I like this cute trope
Reminder that it's now canonical that the SCP redacts the word "Homestuck" from all of their documents in-universe.
>>155955806no once you go discord you get banned from 4chan hsg unfortunately
This is stupid
>>155955727Your approach is perfectly fine since it still counts as a practice run of sorts, I'm mostly just talking about these more unfortunate cases where the mspfas have tons of regular updates during their first few months, only to slow down to a crawl later down the line. You can tell the authors were genuinely enthusiastic early on until they finally ran out of steam.
>>155955893For some actual in-universe reason or because of the shitstorm caused by that shitty calliope-like satellite?
I used to really enjoy the occasional Homestuck thread but now it's a general it's just full of weird people
>>155955992>but now it's a general it's just full of weird peopleMANY such cases
>>155955951based based based based dirkcest
>>155955982Both. The in-universe implication is that Homestuck itself is anomalous and some WILD shit went down.
>>155955992then youre not weird enough for it
>>155955760cuuuute, super cute, i love it
i just have to do a quick UT drawing then i can make my dirksona, im finally free. anyway heres some reposted art to hold you guys over
>>155955951kino. should we all be drawing our dirksonas interacting with dirk now?
>>155956050But it's not cool weird there's no discussion or anything interesting it's just weird faggots drawing just okay porno
>>155955992>it's a general it's just full of weird peoplehi welcome to 4chan!
>>155955760what does it say on his right foot the artifacting is hard to read </3
>>155955893real!?
>>155956228"cant really stand still"
>>155956213we were just talking about mspfas dude. a general is for many things
>>155956196Cute vriska!
>>155956305its almost been a full YEAR since i made this art. Man, i have improved a whole lot since then. I should remake this but way better.i also have not drawn a lot of vriska, maybe because i was caught in the thralls of a different john ship....
>>155956203Do it
>>155956203let me make my own, give me a few hours pretty please, im sorry my sunday is veryy busy. i was installing a tesla charger for my buddy. good money i say.
>>155953340>QOTT>KurlozBadly because he has negative sex appeal
>>155956373why do you hate kurloz the most out of every character?
Anon does not know the extent of weird porn I can draw
>>155956453>We turned Dani into a flesh cube>Diabolical
>>155956453is for halloween?
>>155956430He's a cunt but without anything to make up for it, be it looks or truly engaging/memorable acts through the story.Maybe if I was into clowns or skeletons, or the dancestors got more exposure it'd be different, but alas.
This is my theory on what the leprechaun charms are supposed to represent.
got bored, drew karkat crying like a bitch.
>>155956546this*
>>155956546I'm thinking bout a Dani drawing from when I drew this Zombie Dani. The pic in question is zombie Dani with a maggots infested pussy but I don't think I ever posted it here because I doubted people would want to see it.
>>155956630Oh you were asking about the pic I posted, it's a reference to Zombie Stage on youtube and I drew it around the time of release.
>top 43th adventure with nonsburb tagOpadichon author-sensei, ganbare!
>>155954364>"Harry Anderson, did I ever tell you about Chahut Maened? She was this 8 foot tall slice of clown meat that used to wonder arounf Alternia culling lowbloods for her little painter girltoy. Well, one night, after arriving on Alternia, she and I shared some sopor slime. As a human, you see, she was naturally interested in my biological capabilities. She had never seen one before, you see. At first, it seemed like she wasn't sure if she was going to try and cut my head off and use the bleeding stump for natural lubrication, or if she should take me home and show me how a juggalo with an 'i' uses faygo bottles in a fun way, but eventually I showed her why all the Trolls (yes, that includes your Auntie Kanaya, why do you ask?) and Prospitians on Earth C call me Sextobiologist. After she got a good filling of my white 'n clear hemospectrum, I had a good super sized Taco Bell cup helpings of the grape soda fountain she calls a bulge, she realized the benefits of keeping someone like me around. Naturally, as a good sumaritan of her freaky xeno clown church, she decided the only moral thing to do was to share the joy I can bring. After making her way to her footstool sized linkup's hideout (skullfucking some poor bronzeblood along the way), we finally met up with what I can now only think of as a walking grey onahole. Not a fleshlight, Harry, because we used both ends. Together. And let me tell you, the artist was not the one doing the painting, this time. We spitroasted her, taking turns, all the way until the vile Alternian twin suns rose. Of course, I was unharmed, but it cut out fun short right when I was about to show them an Earth Move we called the 'Happy Tapioca'. Anyway, I must jave left quite an impression, because as a goodbye gift she cut open her forearm and squeezed a bottlefull of stuff the same color as her purple pump juice and told me to think of her that night. I went back 11 times before Alternia was wiped out... And she was a good friend.
>>155956668love to see a nigga on the rise!
>>155956631That's some pretty classic gross-out horror right thereCan't quite put a finger on what it reminds me of, it'd have to be one of the cryptkeeper episodes>>155956668awesome, 100 pages is when I start reading something
smelly chud vs the girl he got
>>155956740many such cases
they should make sollux mtf not for any representation or character reasons but because it would make my clit wet if they did
>>155956680Based and canon
>>155956601>four leaf clover>not luckCome on
>>155956606Poor karkat, I don't even want to see him abused when he's like that
>>155956606cute sexy teary eyed kark ngngghhhhhhh
>>155956903you are very proud of your clit i find this humorous anon
>>155956903how would your clit get wet????????
>>155957127>pussy produces fluids>fluids amass and gather at clit>?>profit>>155957112it's a nice clit :)
>>155957170and this is why we are sisters at arms *hugs*
>>155956740>vs the girl he gotby being what? BY BEING WHAT?
>>155956903>mtf tranny who's a suicidal programmer with huge mood swingsDaring today, aren't we?
>>155957181hell yeah clitster :)
>>155957218cant beat the classics
is anyone looking to comm someone soon
i think they would get along
>>155957293shes short... poor gal (me fr)
