Rustbloods Teach Sex Ed Edition QOTT: You can change one of the dancestors, but only one of them, what change do you make?Homestuck Resources:https://homestuck.net/resources/booru/The best way to read homestuck:https://uhca.carrd.coAndroid ver:https://github.com/ltnkrieg/homestuck-collection-androidWHITEBOARD!https://r8.whiteboardfox.com/87610124-4502-3476MAGMA!https://magma.com/d/ul9Fe3Msg9
PROSPITCEST FOREVER
>>156002192Dersetards will see this and try to justify that being raped by tentacles 24/7 is somehow cooler
>>156002198to add one more thing, I accend when they look away while covering their faces after cumming.
>>156002170What sex Ed do we have today homestuck?
>>156002209Nigga what intricacies? Dont keep sucking after he busts? That was already discussed
ALRIGHT! I HAVE FINISHED THE ROSESONAS. (the two of them)
>>156002241>Does she know?
Intimacy badWe should be using buckets for procreation
stridercest will be the end of me
>>156002255>Shenever insult me like that again
>>156002232and when they apologize...so lewd
>>156002251omg cursed
>>156002268>Does XHE know?
>>156002232>he tries to bite his knuckle to suppress his moan>pull his hand away because I want to hear every adorable whimper
>>156002263https://files.catbox.moe/pmdydz.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/lijnxr.pngThis is 3 way striderest
>>156002246AAAAA tysm i love thisssss <3
>>156002170ARTISTS! reply to this with your latest artwork.
>>156002246MEN OF /hsg/PICK ONE
>>156002246one day we get roxysonas
>>156002280>man doesnt want to let his voice out,>pinch/bite in order to make them >moans inadvertently,>looks at you embarrassed
>>156002274Im a MAN with a functional DICK and BALLS>>156002246I could make a male Rosesona since the foids made female Dirksonas last time around...
goddamn we are all so pent-up today huh
TMR, total makara rape.
where the hell is the link to the other thread bro
>>156002310right
>>156002285why does bro get to have it all man
I like it when women do that thing where they pause mid sex to look into my eyes and smile then get back into the freaky deaky. My heart stops and I fall in love again.
>>156002316Pent up today? That's the thing anon I'm always pent up.
>>156002316i was at work, my coworkers bother me. i wanna draw. i wanna write. yeah im pretty pent up>>156002314please do. i need male rose yesterday.>>156002335tee hee
>>156002313AHHHHHHHHHHH NEED
yes you can draw male rose sonas
God hsg, can you not be /g/ for one sec kek
There's nothing more life saving than when a girl compliments a guy's cock.
>>156002371im was saving that one for my self ship john art where i do that to him. if he isnt close to tears is it really intimacy?
>>156002337this is nice and wholesome amidst the humiliation fetishs everyone else has
You guys fucking or is this a larp?
>>156002241>suck hard>mind the teeth>tongue the tip>play with the tender balls>occasionally give eye contact to drive them crazy try to sneak a finger in>don't overstimulatedid I miss something?
>>156002310Left because I made her
>>156002459I fuck on occasions not daily it's like a triannual fair
not a day goes by where i don't daydream of stroking through aradia's hair, making my way to the base of her horns and slowly teasing them, gently stroking and licking them and going back to kiss her beautiful face. pressing our breasts together and feeling her heartbeat spped up with mine. her autistic death stare and wide grin as she bruises my cervix in. cutting herself and me as her darker red blood mixes into mine. swearing up and down to her if and when i kms my body is hers to violate and use as she pleases until i'm but bones. god i love aradia
>>156002338it's a hard-knock life
>>156002463Stimulate the frenulum
>>156002232we men lowkey like fingers up the ass but are too embarrassed to admit :(
>>156002498we???? who is we??? you speasking french?
>>156002498i honestly like fingers up my ass more than my pussy. like vaginal fingering the feeling gets stale after like a minute of it. anal really doesn't, it always feels really sensitive and tight and warm
>>156002498oh i know.turn any stupid boy into a stupid girl with one easy trick! :D>>156002459first i rub my lil cal against dirkdave anons lil cal and then *we* do the same thing.
>>156002412I quite thoroughly enjoy the idea of saying his moans are so cute and watching him blush like a tomato. and I call him cute over and over again and shower him with compliments enough to make his head spin all the while making him feel good
can we talk about non sexual topics..
>>156002491duly noted
>>156002498BIG IF TRU
>>156002498No fingers up my ass scare me! Never speak for me again! The only way a woman will stick her fingers in my ass is if I trust her enough or we're married.
>>156002563no
>>156002535im so jealous, i was so disappointed when i tried it. (then i realized dp existed, which fixed the issue) >>156002544at first he hates it cause it reminds him of being smothered by his dad but then he loves getting spoiled rotten. >>156002563this thread belongs to FUJOS NOW (on a serious note tho. i didnt know about the UHC android port until today, did YOU know?? i have been looking for something like that forever)
>>156002563>asking this while posting nepeta after a bukkake
the whores have taken over billions must take a vow of chastity
well idk about yall but I need to exercise now so..cya hsg, Just know there's a anon out there with a bit of tummy getting sweaty
#caged bros stay together
Sunsetter (Ska)
>>156002622i also need to exercise...i am 150 pounds right now. i have been so unhealthy because i have been drawing instead of exercising or...doing anything else T-T
>the moids want soft dommy mommys>the foids want bulliable uke cutiesI think we have our solution
>>156002622COSPLAY TEREZI OR JANE
shh shhh shhhhhhhhh
>>156002646are you fat or just tall?
>>156002646in a way i really did keep my promise to calibornanon to get fat.>>156002650sure...im real soft. come closer :D you can trust me!
>>156002650I ain't built like an Uke though anon I'm a bear and plus I look way too young whenever I remove the stash and beard.
I think a lot of you dont realize how telling of yourself the way you talk about sex with the opposite gender is
>>156002679...5'2.....
>>156002713
>>156002706Manlet! You're so tiny! I can pick you up like a pool noodle.
>>156002713This is definitely a boy
>>156002624that's not going to save you from the mandatory pegging, rustblood
I wish the Batterwitch was real so all of you sexfags would be culled
>>156002729yknow for filipinas thats tall actually ;-;
>>156002754Oh you're a foid nvm you're normal. Still short though
>>156002753Asexual bitch... I'll rape you.
>>156002485you had me until the last part, but i guess i respect the dedication
>>156002810I jerk off thrice a day
>>156002820it's aradia we're talking about anon. it just comes with the territory
>>156002864I respect it. Never use filter, never hold back, thats why your like my goat. And also because you wanna get filled up with troll cum. thats something i can respect in anyone.
>>156002246Man they're cute. Hope no one minds me also making one.
to all the fat niggas ITT, which im sure there are plenty of. on a scale of 1-10, just how sweaty is your ass right now?
>>1560029370. showered as soon as i got home. Im very banana flavored right now.
>>156002910i mean this in the most respectful way possible can i draw my roxysona taking yours on a one way train to the bonezone?
>>156002910one too many nights spent returning fireball to the porcelain throne for me
>>156002956Of course, I'd be honored
>>156002697>I look way too young whenever I remove the stash and beardyou know what you have to do
>>156003005im getting the de aging ray to turn every male in the thread into shotas.actually scratch that i can add lolis to my harem too.
>>156002937this is a thread for SKINNY QUEENS only. fatties… get to rolling!
>>156002937I got a venus belly does that count
>>156003038b-but anon...i thought we were friends *sips loudly on half empty cup of hi c fruit punch*
>>156002937no
i wfh shut-in fujomaxxed so hard that i probably fall under clinically underweight these days
Skye hugging Liu
unhinged thread but in the best way today
>>156003118the opposite happened to me when i got the wfh buff. ill be 140 soon. i need my muscles back
>>156003065no, you arent fat but id still like to know how sweaty your ass is.
>>156002535I wish masturbating was fun for me. tried but I just don't get anything out of it
i already slept the whole afternoon. 3 hours of sleep. and i still feel kinda :/ tired. im gonna have a coffee and go back to writing. i think i will do everything in my bed. including drawing.
>>156002958this became the equivalent of eridan entering in here
>>156003165:( im sorry anon *hugs*
>>156002589this imagine but the anonette isn't an ugly bald WHORE
>>156002589this image but its a dirksona instead
>>156003249ill edit it some other time.what hair style do you anons have. i wanna get an aggregate so i can make the best HSG representative haircut.
>>1560029370 also you don't powder your pits and hot spots?
>>156002310which one has a dick?
>>156003301powder?
>>156003314Body powder it helps with sweating if you sweat an absurd amount
>>156003074hi-c is a drink for kids anon come on
>>156003367NO ITS NOT ITS OK TO DRINK EVEN IF YOUR OVER 30 ITS A GOOD DRINK I LIKE RED 40 DONT MAKE FUN OF ME!!!! T0T
which boy troll is the sweatiest besides equius?
>>156003379show hole you fat manwhore
>>156003387sollux
>>156003379Why are you drinking hi-c and how are you finding it so easily? I haven't seen those little cartons in years
>>156003387uhhh. sollux in a hot day. tavros after flarp sessions and... idk kankri after he started to wear that sweater.
>>156003387horuss duh
>>156003419fast food places have it. i dont drink that much fast food but im fat so when i do i just take hella home with me in a big ass tumbler
never stop being fun as fuck, hsglove you nerds
>>156003458How hard-boiled of you
>>156003458thanks <3i love all of my hsg friends(imagine im jade and then you are dave thats basically what im doing to you)
>>156003477anon is a egg?
>>156002404it doesn't matter what kind of cock my lover has I will think it's the cutest thing ever because it's HIS little willy
>>156003403>>156003420>huffing sollux' sweaty asshole and armpits...
>>156002644good song. it's on my playlist
feetposting because im bored
I'm going to make coffee now. ya want some? coffee is good to make me draw and write.
>>156003587i'm more of a armpits person than the backdoor person but i get it.
>>156003207it's ok. I'll be ok TvT
>>156003624imagine the taste...
>>156003704why do fujos draw gamzee like such a fag? youre never in a million years gonna find a juggalo that dresses like this
>>156003758gamzee is a stoner. he distinctly finds icp offensive to his religion
>>156003758the same reason your average gooner draws every troll girl with huge tits and ass in a mini skirt
the dolorosa is my mom
>>156003758fujos have always drawn any male characters like this. always really skinny and usually very thin faces, its sorta just the style
>>156003824speaking of parents which character would be good/bad (no guardians)
new homestuck album on 10/25!https://x.com/homestuck/status/2113363177467728148
>>156003739nooo i rather not man
god i needed this coffee. i feel anew. tomorrow i will try to have a walk. i become a paranoid schizo when i get inside my room for too long.
>>156003840the new music in hsbc is legitimately bad so i don't know why anyone would want this
>>156003838John would probably be the best dad although a bit despondent and distant at times
>>156003840good lord
>>156003840did they already solve the problems with the bandcamp?
>>156003840yayyy!
Would you anons be interested in a Class of 09' crossover with Homestuck? I'm thinking about writing one where Nicole and Jecka would play a session along with two characters from it.Which trolls would they get along with? What are their classpects? I genuinely have no idea how to assign classpects when it comes to fictional characters. If I do get ideas on the questions I asked, I'll try to post it here the first chance I get done with the first chapter. I'll upload it to AO3 as well.
>>156003891Is this just supposed to be someone else blatantly ripping off shelby's art? didn't she say she wanted nothing to do with homestuck anymore
>>156003974no
>>156003974DO IT
>>156003974yes
>>156003989>didn't she say she wanted nothing to do with homestuck anymoredid something happen?
>>156003989Are homages illegal or something
>>156003974Yeah sure it sounds funny
>>156004026aside from hussie and her sister getting a divorce?
>>156003974tavros and vriska so he gets bullied by everyone
>>156004068now thats some crazy fandom lore
>>156004037I didn't say they were illegal, just kind of a lame thing to do
>>156004089How
>>156004100Because aping an artist's art style who publicly said they don't want to be involved with homestuck anymore seems like a shitty thing to do
>>156004089wdym movies, comics, art, songs, and animation make homages to each other all the time
Though on the new homestucl album paradise planet album ? I heard like 3 decent song, but otherwise looks pretty mid
>>156004135I don't think I'd consider this an "homage" unless they credited her somewhere or thanked her for her contributions to the comic or something. They just ripped off her artstyle
>>156003974Nicole and Karkat would LOATHE each other. I could see Karkat having a total kissmesis crush on her. The big difference between Karkat and Nicole, is that Karkat tard wrangles everyone while Nicole actively antagonizes everyone on purpose. They are very similar now that I think about it.Vriska and Nicole would be a disaster duo, one trying to manipulate the other. Maybe Vriska could see a bit of herself in Nicole. I genuinely have no idea who Jecka would get along with other trolls. Maybe Kanaya?If you are going to add two other humans, make it Emily and Ari.
>>156004185>unless they credited her somewhere or thanked her for her contributions to the comic or somethingother creative mediums don't do this either. you just know it's a homage by knowingI think you're overthinking this anyways, she probably doesn't care that some literal who made a fanart homage
>>156004240Jecka would probably get along with feferi. But I know nepeta most likely would get made fun of and bullied by nicole and jecka
>>156004261Oh I didn't know it was fanart, I assumed it was being used for the official album. in that case I don't care
>>156003974There is not a single fucking way that Nicole and Jecka could make it into the game without fucking things up, especially Nicole. Could they even make it past the totem and figure out how the alchemiter works? Unless you are making both of them tech savvy in this fic.Nicole and Jecka going into the medium would be an amazing concept.I'd read it regardless.
>>156003989The previous two coloUrs and mayhems had that style too, why would that one be any different just because shellby isn't around to draw these abominable tumblr noses?
obligatory since we're talking about homestuck x class of 09https://youtu.be/gW8o9Y1Wx38?is=EZQFAtTDs6CPSKWI
>>156004509i have more respect for shelby than i do any of the fags working on homestuck now
>>156004470>There is not a single fucking way that Nicole and Jecka could make it into the game without fucking things up, especially Nicole.They could do it actually. Look at John, the dude was messing around most of the time and he made it in the medium. It's very possible for Nicole and Jecka to make it in, especially if they know that meteors are heading towards their houses on the news. They may not look like much, but they actually do get stuff done if they are dedicated enough.
I just wantes to let everyone know that I will be dressing Jason as Dave and Lucia as terezi
>>156004656? Dave would totally play LPS with jade if she asked him to
>>156004700pre sburb? he absolutely would not
>>156004773he literally made furry fanart of his characters for her.
we need another nudestuck movement
>>156003974>I'm thinking about writing one where Nicole and Jecka would play a session along with two characters from it.I think it's pretty obvious who the other two should be. Surprised there isn't a fanventure for this. Do it anon.
>>156004862you first whore.
>>156004862ok but we throw shipping collabs in the mix
>>156004803he likes drawing
>>156004880i am a guy and that is gay
>>156004920lmao, no it just shows that dave would do stuff that he normaly wouldnt for jade. he even has his own furry oc
>>156004934bitch faggot <3how about that?
>>156004934>I can't do it cause [even more reason I should do it]hm?
>>156004949talking to davejaders is like seeing the dying orangutan at the zoo
>>156005009i dont even ship them, he just objectively would.
>>156004985find me a jade cosplayer i can have sex with and i will do it
>>156005023dave ironically making a fursona named akwete purmusk is not the same as sitting down and playing pretend with plastic baby toys and you know it
>>156005061he totally would find a way to do it ironically
>>156003824I wanna fuck her sooooo badly and I need her to call me a good boy
>>156002246No you haven't ;Palso yes this is just a previous OC that i gave homestuck eyes and is now my rosesona. If you think this doesn't count, thats fine mwahaha. But i wanted to draw her.
ok next homestuck drawing i do its gonna be daik x dirg scissoring just you wait.
Swap!Au of Liu and Skye specifically. part1
>>156005608fuck yes
>>156005726part2
hsg wake up
>>156006541Everyone is sleeping
>>156006548nah. i'm awaken.
Today's reading is 4200-4400We're deep into post-scratch now and feeling like nothing could go wrong
>>156006562Welcome back anon. What ya up to. I'm doing more drawing.
>>156006574I wish someone would comment on my liu and skye drawings :[ i feel really happy about it and wanted to know what others think.
>>156006588I think they look fun so far. Though I don't really know anything about space days. Sorry anon. I'm sure when all the other anons come back they will think it's cool
>>156005726>>156005743>muakah yes, the sounds a duck makes anyways the drawings are very cute! happy skye hits different
>>156006588don't worry it's almost prime pbsd hours
>>156002170WHERE IS THE LAST DREAM BUBBLE ANON ??? YOU FORGET ABOUT THE LAST DREAM BUBBLE
>>156006738lord english killed the last dream bubble
>>156003974Cough cough.
>>156006541im drawing the rosesonas, anon
>>156005548It's always nice to see more art of your ocs horsecock anon, and this time in color !
>>156006779another one
>>156006785Why do they call him horsecock anon is it really that big?
>>156006805Autism
>>156006714>happyyeah she happy. maybe. well she gets happy when she is home.
>>156006785horsecock anon???!Kisha only sucked horsecock that one time! and its probobly because she lost a bet, its not like she *enjoyed it or anything*.she does more things! like..uh.....
>>156006819i dont even have a penis...
Give your confession anon.
>>156006779>>156006805>Vriska as Nicole>Kanaya as JeckaWho'd be Emily and Ari?
>>156006785I thought I was horsecock Anon but in hindsight I barely posted any of it here
>>156006876the reason i am the way i am is because when i was 11-12 i rode a stegosaurus pogo ride, and it was ribbed down the middle with a soft foam. and. well you can figure it out from there
Upskirted the twins
>>156006878Emily- TereziAri- FeferiMegan- AradiaKaren - Nepeta Kelly - Vibri
>>156006876the only wet dream I ever came close to having was one where I was dave and making out with bro on the couch and we started dry-humping. woke up with a wet patch in my panties
>>156006876I still haven't read past cascade in 15 years
>>156006928some anon get everything...
>>156006876uhhhhhh. i feel bad because. uuhh. i did made my walkies today. what do you have to confess back young man?
>>156006896god i wish that was me because i love dinossaurs so much. luck bastard.
>>156006928i have never achieved orgasm but i get agonizingly close pretty consistently. Especially lately. I kinda just flail aimlessly until i get over the edge when i am just barely awake. they are never that good tho, honestly mid orgasms.
>>156006970i didnt made* im fucking retarded.
confession anon should confess their sins instead. as a treat.
gonna post cosplay soon, I forgot something
>>156006907FUCKING beautiful anon.
>>156006907those are some SOFT looking rears
>>156007049Your subscription to plush rumps quarterly is in the mail
Okay that was weird (PC shitty)ANYWAYS, COSPLAY TIME
>>156007088
alright. here it is the new rosesonas
>>156007098
>>156003277long hair parted in the middle. or girl failure messy hair
>>156007112
>>156003277I got sort curly hair
>>156007120
>>156007074my favorite magazine!
>>156007136>......
>>156007119ooooo :0 >>156007133i think i have some ideas.>>156007099thank you buddy! this is so awsome
>>156007151
>>156003277Middle of my back
>>156006832did she.. come back for seconds?
>>156007160
>>156007167she hated it! she thought it was disgusting! she never wants to do it again!...ignore picrel...
>>156007179
>>156007181Banned from the farm for life
>>156003277im bald because of chemotherapy :(
>>156007187
>>156007188tee hee>>156007190im sorry dude :(, now its kinda awkward cause i dont know what to say. but, i hope that when i make this ultimate hsg femanon, you will feel represented.
>>156007198
>>156007211
>>156007226
>>156007236
>>156007181can you catbox the drawing in full? i dont have it saved
>>156007244peep the ice
https://files.catbox.moe/8uq9f2.pngFeaturing lily from space days!
>>156007261AND DONE, but Imma post another gif I stumbled upon
>>156007206i beat cancer a few weeks ago. im still weak but im trying to be happy and enjoy life the way i can
>>156007271blah blah blah you know the drill, hope you enjoyed these as much as I do!!
>>156007274page of life
>>156007274FUCK YEAHHHHHthats what i like to hear dude :D
>>156007264oh i remember this one.
>>156007291it kinda sucks. i have gotten a lot better at drawing porn but i hope you like it regardless
>>156007274awwww anon i was so worried. im happy you got cured. bless you and much luck for you now on!! <3
>>156007303Lily is always good to me. also i like your oc Aisha too.
>>156007284oh btw this is real real, if you haven't watched it before, it's funnyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJJ3XmCJtoU
>>156007274>already beat cancercertified badass. hair be damned, you got through the most important part. rest up so you can seize the day
>>156007004Sauce ?
>>156007317
>>156007244>everyone on attackmode, even wheelchair tavros>jake's strife specibus is twerkingwhat the FUCK is wrong with hopebounds?
>>156007397kesha?
>>156007397Sorry Kisha ^--^'
>>156007403Kisha (pronounced kee sha)
>>156007402It's a habit....
>>156007397ca$h??
>>156007414every time i see gifs like this i become enraptured looking at the person's bedroom trying to get a gleam of their life
>>156006907Someone is watching peak i see
>>156007414who's more rapeable? hope players or pages?
>>156007446this whole scene but with *insert homestuck male character*
>>156006879Sorry anon i didn't checked the /aco/ thread, i only saw this anon's drawings here...
>>156007487No I didnt post it on aco either, its just kinda sitting there, most of it was never posted to the threadd. Ill release the horse files when I get home.
>>156007406
>>156007469no idea what happens in that scene but I'm going to say mituna
>>156007506why didnt you post it? why?
>>156007439same, their rooms are like time capsules, selfies I've saved give good hints of who this person was/ how they loved.
>>156007507woaw :3
>>156007531maybe next time I photo dump I see if I can find a bunch of in house /candid /selfies hmmmm
>>156007548okay one more post just for fun, girl CLEAN YOUR STUFF
>>156007506so you dont like hsg got it
Alan? Molested.Liu? Molested.Korpus? Will be molested.
>>156007575he forgor
>>156007627golly!!
>>156007264Oh that's why they call you horsecock anon
>>156007669NOOOOIM PROSPITCEST ANONPROSPITCEEEEST
>>156007669there is actually many horsecock anons. i think i the main one is francis guy.
>>156007696who the fuck is this
i feel like this sometimes
>>156007682It's too late now anon, the prospitcest agenda is not your only job
>>156007726an artist.
>>156007726I'm that anon, but Francis was an old drawfag who stopped posting here (afaik)
>>156007751troll call.... Everytime I see her face, I always wonder how stank that troll pussy is.
>>156007776I'm not*
>>156007776what did their art look like
>>156007783>>156007751the "surge of terezi lile trolls" theory keeps winning
>>156007789Francis was another another artist? huh. Anyway i didnt wanted to say the real guy's handle but his actual nick is Fraçois.
>>156007588Mallum? Already born fucked.
>>156003840>no john track (???)>dave's track sounds like its from 2011>rose's track is fucking dubstep>dirk's track is some fnf shitnot really trying to be a doomfag or anything but 2027 is two months away and a lot of the sounds here just don't fit the times. I really hate how they're even trying to incorporate so many different sounds into a clearly very small album, I get that they wanna appease everyone's different kinds of autism here but you leave yourself giving out a miss on a certain genre and there's nothing else in the album that can account for it. The Terezi one and idontgetit both sound promising though I guess
>>156007812they decide who does what and where they do it at
>>156007627Even if she's using too much aave, i'd love to know more about her, what was she thinking when she fought Aranea ? What thought she had when all humans died ? We know that she was strict with her kids bc of the death of her husband and that she love funny man...
>>156007859Vriskat my beloved...
Dani I did a while ago, alsohttps://files.catbox.moe/zj252e.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/livod5.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/g80n6r.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/3f13dg.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/dhdies.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/ik96vh.pngThere you go, horsefiles released, and a bonus Ellith because why not. Most of these I didnt post because I felt they werent good enough or are just sketches I dont plan on completing.>>156007776>>156007837Where do you people even get this from I never namefagged
>>156007966sorry i didnt knew it was supposed to be a secret.
>>156007966https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mEnqN_qNV0
>>156007987Its not its just weird to see it mentioned
>>156006876When i started lurking here i didn't know that 4chan's board had archives, so i used to download threads after reading them, thinking that it was the only way to be able to save them...
>>156007878She got herself enslaved by LEHer ensuing rampage is exactly the same as the handmaiden's
>>156006876Imagining the fraymotifs John & Dave would use in their Lord English fight was the best part of reading the Epilogues & BC. This only feels like a confession because I've barely ever seen anyone even talk about the fight itself at all except for a few people in here so I feel like a pathetic geek or something.
I need to fuck a slightly over weight white woman in her late 30s that still rps as homestuck characters
>>156008168Yeah you and me both pal
i need homestuck cosplayers feet
>>156008168im black so i miss one of these, sorry buddy
>>156008254>im blackQuirkfag is that you?
>>156008275i am highly highly offended that i am assumed to be 86 kun. we are basically mortal enemies at this point
>>156008168is being into plump girls really that common?
Palming all over liu body.
>>156008168>late 30sgive the femanons 10 more years
>>156008288yes.
>>156008288Of course anon, every women deserves to be loved !
>>156008288They need to be to survive the sex movesLesser women would snap like twigs
>>156008288they're fatties themselves of course they want fat girls
>>156008328>>156008337oh, neat. this makes me feel a tiny bit less bad about my venus tummy
>>156008396Can I take you out to a buffet?
>>156008458if she turns you down...ill uh...ill take you up on that
I'm doing it...
>>156008883It won't fit Oficus
>>156006571And that's the end of Act 6 Intermission 1Where things are already going wrong
I started a Pesterquest/Friendsim fanfic where you befriend The Felt and Midnight Crew.https://archiveofourown.gay/works/95225976/chapters/254313091
>>156002910I recognise those glasses.
>>156003840I will sit my white ass down and LISTEN.
>>156009054Do your best!Still bashing away in the OC AU mines.https://archiveofourown.gay/works/76553861/chapters/200349431
>>156006907How can Counselor not rape Levi or Dani when they dress like this?
>>156007446Can someone draw this with Levi or Liu? I need this.
>>156003840>vocaloid breakcore
Rosemary in the reread sucks balls. Rose kinda just tells her to speak when spoken to until Act 6 comes and she's just suddenly madly in love. She shits on troll romance and makes fun of the concept of dating a troll like three separate times
>>156006876I didn't really understand how sticky cum can be until I smeared a drop of it on a poorly made drawing of Vriska in my sketchbook. The next day that page was essentially glued to the next page and I couldn't see Vriska again without damaging the paper
>>156009460It still baffles me that she just kind of... forgets about John after the failed timeline mergeEven with the shared trauma of witnessing their parents' dead bodies and getting killed after watching John die, and even after he kisses her back to life, there's just nothing between them at all
>>156009531cage check
>>156009531So WHAT did you do anon ? Did you ruined that beautiful drawing ?
>>156004586Why ? Ain't she a fag too ?
Rosemary would've been good if Rose started drinking Kanaya's breast milk, using it as a substitute for alcohol to curb her addiction Then in the retcon timeline Vriska is suckling on the other nipple
>>156009460it takes an above average understanding of homestuck to know that the only troll Rose would be slobbering herself over without it being forced into existence is Aradia because she's the only troll capable of holding the intellectual edge and would establish authority with it like Doc Scratch. Rose is romantically submissive, all the trolls bored her because they were all retarded bitches that weren't worth talking to, and then there's Kanaya who would just never shut up so Rose feels obligated to entertain her, and finally there's Aradia who left Rose BEGGING to talk to her more after their first and last pesterlog because she's the fucking big dog intellectual domineer. Rose Lalonde having her heart flutter for someone DUMBER, UGLIER, LESS GODLY, LESS INTERESTING, LESS ACTIVE, and probably worst of all PAINFULLY UNFUNNY is stupid.
>>156010060Samefagging here but I mean come on her humor is such an important part of her fucking personality and she's forced to smooch up on the ONE TROLL, THE ONE TROLL that's almost completely devoid of fucking humor. Rose has to TEACH HER HOW TO BE FUNNY. SHE HAD TO TEACH HER WHAT IRONY EVEN WAS. THIS MAKES NO SENSE. KARKAT SOLLUX AND WHOEVER THE FUCK ALREADY KNEW WHAT IRONY WAS AND DISPLAYED IT IN HUMOROUS WAYS MULTIPLE TIMES. SHES JUST RETARDED. THERES NO MULTICULTURAL SHIT HERE SHES JUST RETARDED.
Kanaya x Dave
karkat as the biggest whore on alternia
>>156009054Ganbatte anon, maybe you'll turn it into a ren'py VN later!
on the signless we all raping the signless
>>156010136>retard kanaya that takes everything seriously
>>156010149>x Dave*x Dirk
>>156010322What if there was a planet where everyone was signless, ha ha
>>156010060>Rose is romantically submissive, all the trolls bored her because they were all retarded bitches that weren't worth talking toWouldn't that mean grimdorks is DOA as well? John is hardly an intellectual titan.
Rose x Gamzee
Hey do any of y'all know what's going on with the commentary that's updating on Homestuck website? I got commentary up until the page 4176 and then no commentary after that at all. It's on both my phone and computer on two different browsers
>>156010478I think they simply haven't added them yetIf you want to read the follow up commentaries on the site that badly instead of going with the Unofficial Homestuck Collection then you're gonna need something like Homestuck Companion browser extension
>>156010060>>156010136not even an over exaggeration now that I’m thinking about what your are saying. nothing can be worse than davekat but this one’s pretty close on the merit that it just didn’t need to happen at all and nothing would have changed if it didn’t
>>156010539I have the books but I thought the commentary had caught up and was excited to see if there was any after where the books stopped
Most Kanaya ships are so fucking ass Rosemary still makes it into the top three
*sigh*
>>156010741That's because Kanaya is not an interesting character. Like many other homestuck characters, it holds the potential of an interesting arc and the promise of great characterization, but never does anything with it. Kanaya does fuck all nothing through the entire story and then Roxy hands her a magical solution she didn't even actively work for to her only problem. It also doesn't help that her qurik is intentionally written to be as flat as possible, and that she's attached to Rose and not allowed to exist outside of her past Act 6.
>>156010741Poor Kanaya
saying that kanaya is dumb is propaganda they just cant tolerate that rose got the baddest troll (and its a ship with build up since act5)
>>156010764>>156010936no matter how forced rosemary is, it will never live up to astroturfing davekat has
>>156010942spiderbreath is forced then, momxdad isf orced too since you call everything forced
>>156010949>everything>named two (2)calm down
>>156010949>calling the most Israel approved ships forced is calling everything forcedNice try Bibi were not falling for your propaganda
>Vibrinito Mussolini and Adolf Husstler
>>156011142buckteeth r so cute!!
karkatxnanna so karkat fucks his friend's grandma
If Spider8reath was real Homestuck would've
>>156011213make homestuck stay relevant for decades and rise vriska to top tiers of waifus
>>156011226I'm drunk
I aged her down
>>156011158that gilf would absolutely obliterate him in bed :B
>>156011250?
good morning hsg!!!
NO ONE FUCKING TOLD ME I MISSED WEB PATTERN ON HER SKIRT NO ONE
>>156011597see anon we all in a big group and this was the joke dont worry next week another anon will be the joke
>>156011741>see anon we all in a big group and this was the joke dont worry next week another anon will be the joke
>>156011524
>>156011158This, but it's Abbiesnot's Nanna.
Thoughts on the Magnuses?
>>156011897magnuses??
Forcefully shaving Vriska's obscene body hair and doing her laundry
>>156011936Magnusi if you prefer.
>>156012319....I think i need to read the new updates. I'm out of the loop.
>>156012166i like how the artist thought in the big 2026 that anyone would ever need oniichan explained to them
>>156012319It'd be "Magni" if you wanted to do it that way, you fucking retard.
>>156012166FakeThe real Dirk has a tattoo of the word "ochinchin"
>>156012372Actually that's what Dirk would say if he had to explain his tattoo."You see, this is the word 'Oniichan', it's Japanese. A super cutesy way to say 'older brother' understand?"
>>156012385Don't you lecture me with your $5000 English Major.
>>156012403Aradia stop making that terrible face
>>156012403>$5000 english majorin this economy???
>>156012403>Taking a major in languages>EverJust learn to write for free.
>>156012403>stops smiling like a retard>design infinitely becomes more appealingmaybe that explains why I liked pre god-tier aradia more
>>156012894:D
>>156012166whats the artist?
>>156012319Magnussy
Post silly fantrolls please.
>>156013442>Meet and Pail Alternia
Been watching Helluva Boss and I think I get Kismesistude now.
>>156013442pick one
>>156013503WICKED EVIL and NASTY sesbian lex with bloodcry
>>156013503Plapping Daidre
>>156013503Quote Cavestory?!
smile
no. getting stronger as time progresses doesn't make you a page. its called character development
Cool
>>156013787Pages are potentialman the classThey aren't allowed to get stronger, they're more like a battery for some other class to use
>>156013881someone tell the artist that her left thumb disappears
>>156013881this boobs are going to pay the rent this month eaaasy. jk apart this looks amazing.>>156013912scooby doo animation moment.
>>156013394https://x.com/sodakuwun/status/1828707962136953069
>>156003605The file name make it cutier anon !!!
>>156003811Mini skirt ? Huge tits yeah, but mini skirt ???
big ass balls lmao
>>156007211She's so cute, her eyes looks a bit uncanny tho, is this from Homestuck's prime era ?
>>156014003Just fat
i dont like hyper but i'm so desperate for money i will start drawing fetishe shit like this to attract possible commissions.
>>156014066Furries will buy you a new car and put you through collegeJust keep an eye out for the wonderbread commission, that's when you know you can't go any lower
>>156014100uhum. i know some bad actors enough to know what to agree and what to refuse e__e thx non.
>>156010060>>156010136Rose forcing Kanaya to take funny lessons in the meteor and if she doesn't because it's rightfully embarrassing and a bit controlling then Rose'll show her boredom of the relationship by creating distance via hanging out with Dave a lot more, reading more of her books in private, etc.
>>156009535Hussie said it himself in his commentary, he hate heterosexuality, or atleast the fact that's the default, that's why he made John trans (and a pedo)
>>156011027If this was posted in the subreddit Vibri would(ve used this has a reason to banned it
>>156014066About time
>>156014100>>156014141furries in itself arent a horrendous fetish. are you talking about furry fetishes in general?
>>156012761I majored in Linguistics, can concurOn the bright side it makes you immune to puns
>>156014153>>156009535john watches her die and kisses her with zero reaction on his face. and says hed rather MARRY LIV TYLER than marry rose have yall never seen that dialogue? rosejohn was never a thing.
>>156014153he hates it yet he draws himself chasing vriska in the actual webcomic and then irl goes on to fuck a vriska girl for years ike yeah whatever man
I JUST WANT SEXY PORN OF JADE LOOKING SEXY WITHOUT A FUCKING COCK TO ASK. I CAN ONLY JERK OFF TO THAT ONE INSTA LOSS JADE COMIC FOR SO LONG. JUST SWEET, SEXY, VANILLA? IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK???TORYAAAAAAAAAA!
>>156014177so esl its actually embarrassing
>>156008275Peebee?
>>156010949Davekat literally came out of nowhere. Those moids showed more interest for John and Jade than they did each other
>>156014261Learn to draw That's what I did for my waifu
>>156013485who you hatefucking
>Vibri and Hussie having totally queer sex when he shoves his cock in her pussy while she cosplays VriskaNot heterosexual, by the way.
>>156011348Some fag on Xitter made a new meme by drawing "loli" MeenahHere is more context : https://x.com/i/trending/2104698229426126995
>>156014371why are you imagining hussie having sex?
>>156012350I already read it, but i don't get it...
>>156014377>newwe've been this already for weeks anon
Caliborn is Hussie's true self
>>156014354>Hatefucking That's too simple, there's plenty of characters I want to hatefuck. This goes beyond that. I hate her fucking face, I hate her fucking annoying disgusting voice, I hate her disgusting black blood, I want to punch her in the face and I want her to continue to give me a reason to. I fucking hate Cassity, the stupidest cunt that ever was. I want to keep hearing that retarded growl of hers so I can kick her weak imp body. I could easily take her on, she's so fucking stupid and pathetic.
>>156014404Magnus is their last name if that's what you're confused about
>>156014263My bad anon...
>loli meenah, made by guy who gave you teen meenah from hellsentbased meenah waifufag
Who's the TOP G of Homestuck?
>>156014593Karkat.
>>156014593dave
>>156014593The Heir of Breath...
>>156014593CHADliborn
>>156014177because its offensive or because she was depicted as hussie's lackey?
>>156014066(me)>>156014195I talked about Hyper, that isn't my taste. I like furries and feral. I never mentioned furries in specific but anon here >>156014100 that bought it up.In resume. I would draw anything that isn't illegal or is not a offense to me at this point. Like i would draw fetishes I don't like but for a big FAT money.
>>156014593what is g? gay? uhhhh Dirk.
>>156003277Long curly hair, shorter near the eyes, parted in middle (I'm a guy)
>>156014471oooooh. thanks for remind me anon. my memory for keep up with many mspfa is not that good to remember these details.magnus is a really good surname.
>>156014237? john was clearly into her at some of their convos post karkat showing him the shipping thing, I don't think she was into john but at the very least he was into the idea of them getting together
>>156005726What comic is skye from?
>>156014593
>>156014765space days
>>156014765Space Dayshttps://mspfa.com/?s=56284&p=1dont get scared. she is nice :]
>>156014739and relationships clearly work when only one side likes the other
>>156014813moving the goalpost
>>156003277long, STRONG and beautiful hair, just like stallion's mane
>>156014812Damn, I thought the self-harm was just a joke from here. I didn’t know she actually did that in the comic...
>>156011027Now, let's not disrespect Mussolini like that, he wasn't some sort of hitlerite lackey, unlike Vibri
>>156014864it's basically her entire personality
>>156014829the point is that the relationship wouldnt work
>>156014852hi equius
>>156014884greetin%
>>156014812>she is nicedon't lie to anon like that
>>156014552holy shit it's the same guy? Based
>>156007264Are you the same anon that promised to Horsecock Robin?
>>156014864She's a BPDemon no jokes
>>156014882thats more subjective, like she was clearly more into dave's whole deal. but like if you gave john more time to win her over, maybe.
>>156014911no its not and the original person is a girl
>>156014864she does a little trolling. but besides that she really likes ducks, drink monster, Sanrio Plushies and.... She likes to play games too :] don't look at her computer history tho....
>>156014907She is nice, smells good and she takes good care of her brother. Wich one is the lie and wich one is the true.... who knows..
>>156014657I don’t think she cares about being seen as Hussie’s lackey, since she talks about him as her ‘best friend,’ so it’s just because it’s offensive.
Skye should rim.
>>156010436He makes her laugh. Which circumvents her intellectual requirements. Just like in real life.
>>156014968>best friendshe's either scratched all wallpaper off her walls or scratched scars on hussie's back
>>156014972Its true she should watch PACIFIC RIM 2013 it is a good movie.
>>156014371>hussie has straight sex and masks it as queer>people complain>moonrunes does the same thing>no one complainsmake it make sense
>>156010149Kanaya Dirk is the power couple of powercouples. They wouldn’t stop being gay, just straight for each other. The bitch meddler in her meets king mastermind and would never let go.
>>156014968didnt someone draw porn of one these vibri designs itt before or am i tripping?
>>156015004what? he's gay
>>156014952Are Space Days and PB in the same universe, or are they dwo different ones ? Since they're both from Moonrunes
>>156014967all lies!she smells of cutting blood + period bloodshe calls her own bff a faggother brother takes care of himself
>>156010741Kanaya x Gamzee is something I’ve been writing into a fic. It’s terrible for her, but he’s got his clown religion responsibilities and her the Matriorb. He keeps her accountable and she cares for him.
instead of talking about real sex life people we should talk about the fictional ones. because theya aren't real and it is way less weird.
>>156015004there was plenty of tri tranny complaining
>>156015049Tri is a woman.
>>156015063wich head says the true and wich head says the lies.... wich one wich one...(snake hissing sfx)
>>156015068interesting
>>156015051Diferent Universe but BOTH COMICS will converge their session eventually.
>>156015004If you set the bar in the lowest circle in hell vibrussie still doesn't clear it, even with andrew taking estrogen for what is essentially a glorified skincare routine
>>156015090*uses both heads for my awesome goldblood cock* pleasure sounds............................. i'm in state of emotional and physical relaxed arousal
>>156015046Maybe? When i type her name, i only see the Black Rabbits ones, not hers, maybe that's why she choosed that name ? Pretty clever...
>>156014812Damn, I hope she’s ok.
>>156015133vibri is some popular oc. i heard of multuple vibris. dunno why its fans pick same username, maybe a local meme
>>156015127theres no proof of him taking estrogen. could just be actually taking care of himself
>>156015131Woah Oxnard I didn't knew you where this freaky.
>>156014918no
>>156014968I'm gonna have a harem of all these Vibris.
>>156015156vibri is a video game character
>>156015139She has a BIG BEAUTIFUL YANDERE brother taking care of her. She is more than fine. Damn ok im rilled up i need to write this shit.
also new thread when :3 ? this RPF shit ongoing in the thread is kinda uncomfy and such.
>>156015189>>156015189>>156015189>>156015189
>>156015160>>156014918Bummer. I was excited for it. Not every day someone seems their creation getting horsed.
>not knowing about vib ribbon/hsg/ has fallen
>>156015070blame the person who posted tri and moonrunes cosplay sex in this thread
>>156015188do you even know what RPF means
Previous Session>>155985221>>155985221So the cycle isn't completely broken
>>156015200There is hundreds of homestuck smut cosplay to jackoff. at least pick some anons that come here and talk with us.
>>156015125That's crazy. And to think Moonrunes was just some anon from here with a dream. We can all make it!
>>156015235DONT I MEAN. DONT LUST OVER ANONS OF HERE. fuck.
>>156015238moonrunes came to hsg to promote his comic retard
>>156015235where i can find porn with feferi?
>>156015269SEARCH FOR IT
>>156015313i tried :{i didn't find shit :{
>>156014918Hey that was me. Sorry I never got around to it.
>>156015313The thread is ending anon, stop gatekeeping !!!
>>156015265But why ? Hsg is not THAT popular...
>>156015232Thanks you anon !
