Bored EditionQOTT: You are in a similar situation to dave and rose in meteor stuck, what are (You) going to do to pass the time. (no you can't say fuck your sister or your brother, smartypants)Previous Session: >>156002170Homestuck Resources:https://homestuck.net/resources/booru/The best way to read homestuck:https://uhca.carrd.coAndroid ver:https://github.com/ltnkrieg/homestuck-collection-androidWHITEBOARD!https://r8.whiteboardfox.com/87610124-4502-3476MAGMA!https://magma.com/d/ul9Fe3Msg9
>>156015197Fuck you too!!!Bitch!!!!
>>156015189i'd fuck my brother probably
gonna repost this if anyone has more rosesonas to put here(also im going to need their names)
>>156015189Um based department? I need those.
>>156015189>QOTTHunt down the murderclown that's currently on the loose and might kill us anytime.
>>156015243It would be cool if i had an internet friend i had been flirting with for years turned out to be my brother, at that point its like mandated incest yknow?who else could be better?
>>156015189The other anon wasn't fast enough, but the prospicest agenda must go on !
>>156015189>QOTTsex with tavros. talk with nepeta. kill vriska.
>>156015254The one behind the greyish brown rose looks like they get bullied for being stupid
>>156015281i got distracted talking about fucking my hypothetical brother which is on brand for the prospitcest agenda. thank you anon
What is the Vriska x Hussie ship name?
>>156015290she is just like me fr
>>156015343SpiderWaste
>>156015290its because its the only moid in the middle of the foids
>>156015254Mine is kisha (the black one)>>156015290shes not actually that grey. but i think the anon just color picked the watercolor drawing which naturally de saturates her skin tone. this is what it normally looks like.
>>156015369LMAAAAO
>>156015372i kind of like her desaturated as a rosesona. it fits
>>156015372>shes not actually that grey. but i think the anon just color picked the watercolor drawing which naturally de saturates her skin tone. this is what it normally looks like.i did color pick it, do you want me to recolor it with the non grayish black then? :(
>>156015189I will use my photographic memory to redraw Jojo's Bizarre Adventure and share it with the trolls
I'm sure someone has already made one for her but I don't have it so I made one myself>>156015254You can name the glasses guy Rex>>156015290So true
>>156015390it actually does i agree. it gives her a unique color. and also gives her the slightest degree of seperation from how she normally looks (along with the eyes being different)>>156015401keep it, it rocks
>>156015254Bible girl's name is Chel
>>156015189>QOTTIf I do know what'll happen on the meteor, I'd deal with Gamzee. Other than that, I'd sleep to traverse the Dream Bubbles like in canon, or I'll talk with the trolls to learn about their culture and whatnot. Actually, I'd mess with the Alchemiter and make a bunch of crazy and weird stuff. I'd have a blast with that if it were real.
>>156015372Did you ever explain why she has handcuffs on anon ? Or this is just to aura farm ?
>>156015458i just wanted to make an aura drawing as the kids say.shes a seer of blood so naturally she shares a lot of thematic paralells to the signless. (which i decided to make because i myself am also a cancer)
Does my trollsona have to share my real sign?
>>156015494no anon no make up your own shit just dont make them look too retarded
Morning hsg, Seeing MCR today, I'm so excited
>>156015494>he's doesn't wear his real caste proudly
>>156015494nah, make up your own shit sadly, i lost names of my signs
>>156014918 #Hey that was me. Sorry I never got around to it.
>>156015197
Where on the hemospectrum do you land?
>>156015596*mwah* now everyone will be nice to each other
all the other anons are wrong. your troll oc should have down sindrome, have level 3 autism and have dificulties doing most stuff. that way people will find your troll adorable and try to protect them any cost like a mother.
>>156014697Reveal to me the source of this Jade
>>156015609im a mutieblood. sorry pal
>>156015494It can be whatever you want, just have fun. I made mine the same caste as my sign just because I think it fits but rules are fake.
>>156015609cerulean blood
shouldn't there be a distinction between a trollsona and a troll oc
How do you cope with blackrom feelings?
>>156015609Jade Living in a cave with a gigantic cumdump monster sounds like fun
>>156015672jerking off into a picture of the person who i have black feelings towards
what if karkat had a nice handjob
>>156015711Kanaya...
>>156015614the artists doesnt have many hs pieces. most of it is deltarune. have this though
>>156015609Oliveblood
>>156015664It depends. Do you think trollsonas should solely exist outside of Alternia/canon? I personally don't think so. A self insert is a self insert no matter what from it takes.
Karkat married to Kanaya's right boob
>>156015609Fuchsia.
what would you do in picrel?
>>156015753who owns the left boob? john???
>>1560156098est caste, of couse.
>>156015609Olive. True Leo, in fact.
>>156015609goldblood
>>156015753He's already married to Porrim's.
>>156015763I would listen. And that's what no one did.
>>156015768Karkat needs to earn more good boy points to marry different parts of Kanaya's body
>>156015743well i just meant that a trollsona would take on attributes of the creator like your personality and zodiac, where a troll oc wouldn't. thats my thought process anyways
Kanaya should get jealous seeing Karkat would other women.
>>156015763Honestly, ask if she has a spare copy of Sburb or knows where to get one. If I didn't capture her and I just sorta showed up I wanna play the game
>>156015834That's an interesting question. I guess an idealized version of yourself can still be a sona but I think it boils down to how the creator feels about it.
Kanaya seething with anger, raising three half dog abominations who all dress like popular Internet personalities, while Karkat fulfills his destiny as leader of trollkind and gets to have a loving relationship with Meenah
>>156015916meenahkat is problematic medias tho
>>156016010>Terezi POV
>>156016010can the timelines finally merge so Karkat, Meenah and Terezi fuck together...while Kanaya watches?
>>156016010epilogues meenkat makes me wanna shoot myself, we had it so good
Lore reason why /hsg/ despises Kanaya so much?
>>156016094i dont, i love her actually
>>156016074The Kino Good Ending we deserve.
>>156016094I still like her
>>156016094I love her to death but Kanaya as a whole is overhyped feats and a shallow relationship.but as a community meme of her being a cuck is kinda funny to me.
>>156016094She commits the cardinal sin of being fucking boring. She does nothing, she contributes nothing except humorously blank reactions because of how her stupid-ass typing quirk removes all possibility of intensity from her words. I hate Kanaya and how much screentime and dialogue she gets to give absolutely nothing to the comic. She leads no scenes, she contributes no developments. Her entire story is to bemoan her fate only to have salvation dropped into her hands without warning by Roxy. She's tiresome. I hate her.
>>156016188but enough about aradia
>>156016207
>>156016186>overhyped featsFamin is that you?
>>156016094SHE KILLED HOPE SHE DESERVES NOTHING
>>156016186>overhyped featsIt's fucking homestuck nobody does anything
>>156016094I love herI hate HUSSIE for squandering the potential of a badass autistic elegant chainsaw wielding fashionista vampire lesbian auspitice mommy and doing NOTHING with her
why did kan attack vriska and gamzee, I undstand why she would have problems with eridan, but I don't really understand the other two;
>>156016336anon..
>>156016270haha it is I, uhhhhh.... more cucknaya art coming your way haha, rosemary sucks am I right guys??? Glory to meenkat!!
>>156016353she didn't know
>>156016094Because she should be my wife.
>>156016336she could tell there was a 3x showdown going on and punched them all for stupidly being about to kill each other
Kanaya should've left the comic and manifested in real life to be my desk pet oral slut.
>>156016389how could she tell?
>>1560164283 assholes entering a fighting stance in a mexican showdown position. not hard to discern
when vriska or aranea freak out and replace vowels with 8s i imagine them sounding like eric cartmanhttps://youtu.be/LPqPPJOjk3c?si=LmsRypbjd7N6NXpR
>>156016453I guess thats true, but like after dealing with eridan and noticing that gamzee was not doing well, there isnt really a reason to attack vriska.
>>156016494she didnt really "attack" vriska.
>>156016494eridan already went school shooter modevriska was in battle stance, battle attire, and about to pull out her weapongamzee had that murderous look in his eyes she'd seen when he bodied the black kingthe air was thick with tension and kanaya had enough of these clowns doing stupid shit
shes so fucking cute i cant stand itall of the kisses
>>156016517she did though.>>156016541why not kill gamzee as well then?and doesn't really justify attacking vriska.
https://strawpoll.com/7rnzV9DW3nO
>>156016583>why not kill gamzee as well then?you can't go around killing people for just having a murderous look in their eyes otherwise so many people would get in trouble for hating their bosses. a simple kick to the dick will do to get him to stop>and doesn't really justify attacking vriska.vriska has been a cunt the whole time and was about to kill people in the fight. her punch to the face was a long time coming
>>156016494>there isnt really a reason to attack vriska.It was personal
>>156016647Gamzee had already killed people by that point and was covered in blood>>156016583Because killing gamzee would have made things inconvenient down the line, only characters that die are the ones that dont matter
>>156016647>a simple kick to the dick will do to get him to stopit didn't though.>vriska has been a cunt the whole time and was about to kill people in the fightattacking someone that as far as you knew was 100% just doing basic self defense just seems like a dick move
>>156016677>Gamzee had already killed people by that point and was covered in bloodshe didn't know what other shit he did at the that point. only blood he had on him was his own from nepeta's scratch
>>156016702>it didn't though.hindsight 20/20>attacking someone that as far as you knew was 100% just doing basic self defense just seems like a dick moveit's vriska. 99% chance her killing someone wasn't self-defense in the slightest. she was WANTING to fight, instead of trying to escape with her flight, immortality, and luck aspect
wowie. its 4pm already.
>>156016767it's 12:12 pm rn tho
>>156016360Has he even drawn any Meenkat? Fuck, I want him to draw Karezi.
>>156016764>hindsight 20/20lol if you thought that was a good answer.>instead of trying to escape with her flightand them be shot in the back by eridan lmao
>>156016767>>156016779It's past 9 pm, take your meds schizos
>>156016820>lol if you thought that was a good answer.I mean I don't expect everyone to know the perfect course of action in every scenario. especially in homestuck where everyone is kind of silly. personally, killing someone would be a last resort action I would take too>and them be shot in the back by eridan lmaoagain, no one told vriska to come there and engage to begin with
>>156016877she still killed eridan though, and while understandable doesn't really work with your framework.also engage???? she just bumbed up with them by coincidene. You sound like the type of person who would tell woman not wear short skirts.
clone this
friends, please help- i don’t know what to do. i can’t study, o-or-or even just live a normal life without having sex with aranea serket. NOTHING. the last two days... they’ve been a living HELL. do whatever you can. i need sex - at ANY COST - but it has to be with aranea serket. i don’t know - i'm ready to fuck aranea serket. aranea serket. aranea serket. HELP. i don’t know what ’m supposed to do
>>156016963idk man, talk to hussie about that.
hey bro, i finished your commission, check your kofi. lemme know if i should fix anything
WE COULD BE SITTING IN CIRCLE OF FRIENDS RIGHT NOW. ENJOY LIFE. ENJOY NATURE. TWO MINUTES, JUST TO LAY TOGETHER. GIVE ME SEX WITH ARANEA SERKET YOU MOTHERFUCKERS. INSTEAD OF ALL THAT IS ONLY PAIN. ONLY PAIN. FUUUUUUUUCK. FUCK. HOW TO LIVE IN THIS BITCH!? HOW TO?! 15000 SYMBOLS WAS SPENT ON HER. SHE DIDN'T GAVE ME SEX
>>156016963Time to make an aranea tulpa
>>156016934>she still killed eridan thoughwho she SAW already killing people, anon. eridan deserved to get killed for just killing her alone. killing someone who killed you is as fair as it gets>she just bumbed up with them by coincidene.she saw a gun wielding school shooter and walked CLOSER to get in mexican standoff position? if you say so. though hussie made it clear vriska has a clear fighting advantage over all the trolls and even jack with her god tier
not to horny post but, she is beautiful.
>>156017108>killing someone who killed you is as fair as it getsseems very arbitrary>she saw a gun wielding school shooter and walked CLOSER yeah thats why vriska should be allowed to defend herself.
I WISH I DIDNT HAVE ART BLOCK RIGHT NOW. THERES TO MUCH SHIT TO DRAW TO HAVE ART BLOCK,. AHHH
>>156016960>clones jadepuppy>turns her into a png
>>156017200clones jade again and turns her into a screenshot
>>156017164not really to both, but agree to disagree I don't wanna clog up the thread
yes keep jade posting never stop
>>156017222distill the cloned jadepuppies into liqueur
>>156017200>>156017222>taking away her gifnessMean!
>>156017128I see someone is excited
>>156017223people shouldn't be allowed to defend themselves from rapists, you heard it here folks.
Sex with Nanna.
How is everyone feeling this afternoon :)
>>156017274talk about missing the point. that is such a wildly obtuse twist of my words that I feel like your intentionally baiting not replying anymore
>>156017332some vriskafags are just crazy like that i think
>>156017453best alpha troll. I wish openbound centered him or meulin instead of meenah
>>156016846diferent timezones little nigga
>>156017128what is up with this gamzee and banana?
>>156017327i just watched my clothes and I've been marathoning Hey arnold the complete series + movies for like 3 days in a roll.
>>156017594damn, thats pretty nice. I just rewatched all of dragon ball z yesterday, (not all in one day of course), I put it on while im drawing, so it was easy to go through it all, since i have basically been spending every waking moment not working on drawing.
>>156017594washed*
>>156017327I'm gonna draw today I swear!
>>156017544https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yModCU1OVHY
>>156017622you should watch hey arnold and the venture bros. you should know some peak. some really really funny slice of life peak. pls. its so good....
>>156017634Don't stress yourself out dude :)i dont wanna rush our drawfriends <3 you included (they say as they are freaking out because its mid afternoon and they have barely drawn anything)>>156017649i already watched venture bros, im quite the big fan actually. but i have never dipped fully into hey Arnold, good a time as any :D
>>156017645i understand now>>156017667so coool. please watch hey arnold. there is SO MANY CANON OLDER WOMAN AND BOY dynamic episodes. its insane. right up your alley. also the best slow burn canon couple ever to exist. shortaki..
i call all aranea serkets in dreambubbles. i need sex. the only thing you and so are guys advised me to either go to damara either to jack off. i'm peremptorily against that. how can you respect a woman, when you give her money for her to give you sex? for money. but at the same time as complete bastards, fucking bastards, say>you'll be looking for yours trulywell i'll be fucking only with ARANEA. MY WHOLE LIFE. she will give me blessing. sex - is highest spiritual practice. it's a realization of completion, unity, harmony IN UNIVERSAL SCALE- that's what sex is. sex is beyond HEART. sex is above EVERYTHING in paradox space. its the most POWERUL energy, that gives EVERYTHING. and you want me to take it from lowblood skank? THE GODLY ESSENCE?! THAT'S BLASPHEMOUS. only complete bastards can suggest and pay to LOWBLOODS. boondollars for HOLINESS and all lowbloods- they are CURSED. forever. and all lowbloods who suggested this to me are CURSED. forever. my example. is a... SOCIAL EXPERIMENT to show, who gets to fuck aranea serket.you gave sex to JAKE ENGLISH, who kissed aranea serket THREE TIMES. IN ONE SESSION. FOR FREE. NOT EVEN IN ALPHA TIMELINE. who just KISSED HIM JUST LIKE THAT. if i had this in my LIFE, i would've been SUPERMAN. I WOULD'VE BEEN DFIASD[GUSDFHDSGOSDFB FUCK. and you gave it to PAGE. from doomed session. HIGHEST MOTHERFUCKING ENERGY. and you took it from me. SCRATCHED MY WHOLE LIFE because you're FUCKING pages, who can't. that's it. he CAN'T. i for my life- i could be fully realized lord of light if i had sex with aranea serket. at the same time as he was kissing aranea serket three times. IF ONLY I GOT ONE BACK THEN I WOULD BE GESHTALT. LIKE LORD ENGLISH. and not only me who needed that, whole SESSION- WHOLE PARADOX SPACE. because i would protect NARRATIVE. PLOT. RELEVANCE. and they only create darkness and fanfics with who they fuck with. LIFE of good, kind men- YOU SCRATCHED IT. sex - is energy. he, who you feed this energy - he triumphs.
>>156017699You know me too well...using shotas to lure me...well its fucking working. ill hop in asap.
you feed only VOID. only VOID with your energy. here's the result, that i don't get to fuck aranea serket. it was THE END. the beginning of end of our civilization. our culture. era of trollhumankind. i climbed echeladder thrice. i don't even need hundreds of billions of boondollars this shit is for babies. like a helltier. without poorly written "character arc". i could have leprechauns, cool cape, lackeys among light players, but I CAN'T. I'M DEAD IN DREAMBUBBLE. i have to spend boondollars, because i'm a baby. just because i don't have sex with aranea serket. i can't just STAND and do something. BECAUSE TO DO SOMETHING - I NEED ENERGY AND ENERGY IS TAKEN FROM SEX WITH ARANEA SERKET. you deprived me of everything. you deprived YOURSELVES of everything. YOU DEPRIVED PARADOX SPACE OF WORLD AND JUSTICE. that's what you did. give me sex with aranea serket. i address everyone in paradox space, all who can lend a hand. HELP ME FIND SEX WITH ARANEA SERKET. SEX WITH ARANEA SERKET IS PEAK ENLIGHTMENT. IT'S LIGHTBOUND ENERGY, THAT FILLS us LIGHT PLAYERS WITH CREATIVITY, STRENGTHS. MAKES US MOVE FORWARD. BUT YOU, YOU TOOK IT, TOOK IT FROM GOOD PEOPLE you give it to ONLY PAGES ONLY PAGES ONLY PAGES ONLY PAGES OF HOPE AND PUMP AND PUMP THEM. PUMP THEM WITH THIS LUCK AND PLUCK. THAT'S WHY WE EXIST IN THIS WITHERING SESSION. DEGENERATE, CORRUPT. because you give this to PAGE. corruption and degeneracyGIVE ME SEX WITH ARANEA SERKETSAVE THE WORLD
>>156017728Arnold was one of my main boys i was into.... i like good boys... That are also a little evil and jokesters. Just like... ayyy. John Egbert...
>>156017765T0T if arnold is anything like john ill be all over him good boys with mischievous streaks are also my favorite, as well as just straight brats (john is also kind of a brat because of how spoiled he is, same with karkat)
thanks again for commissioning me! i appreciate it
>>156017830very awsome art dude
Aranea Serket is a bitch-ass motherfucker and I'm not afraid of saying it.
>>156017802Arnold leans more to the good boy and child therapist archetype than the prankster side, but has his moments of being a little mischiveous, expecially with Helga that nags and bullies him a lot.Anyway i cease my H.A shilling here.
>>156017830this is so cute! I would love to commission a fellow /hsg/. how many of you are open for commissions in general?
>>156017834thanks! my queue is empty if anyone else wants one
>>156017891I (im prospitcest btw) may open comms, but Definently only after friggin october. I have been drowning in drawing this past month....tho idk if im good enough to get commissioned desu.
>>156017830beaaaautiful Oficus anon!!
>>156017854t. Roxy
>>156017886we have remarkably similar tastes :D it was nice to talk to you about it tho.
>>156017248is this from hit mspfa Sbaby?
>>156017327Terrible, I said a long time ago that I'd draw Robin from Myriad and ended up not doing and now I feel guilty over it
>>156017891i'm aranea guyi take commsi do 'em pretty fast:}
>>156017963*pat pat* its ok anon. i forget about things i said i would draw all the time, its why i make a physical list now.
>>156017918why would someone comm you when you draw requests all the time?
>>156017997Because they like their work and have the means to support them
>>156017997i didnt consider this.what if you want to give me your money? ;-;
>>156017980*lays head on your lap*I just didnt think anyone would care Anon! That's why I barely post my shit here!
>>156017974not today kgb, you shant have my personal info
>>156017997>why support things you like?because fans are gonna fans?
>>156017949Nah, roxykitten(/hsg/ dear sweet precious daugther) and other animal babies are an ancient /hsg/ tradition
>>156018016>>156018022i wasnt being mean or anything i was just stating that
>>156018056kgb needs funding :{
>>156017918>>156017974wonderful. I'm already in the middle of commissioning an artist not from here. but I was thinking of doing it again sometime around december to get into the holiday spirits!
>>156018065*shrug*this isn't my job, so like i don't really care. but i will never say no to money
>>156018065Dude I was just answering
>>156018102wat you going to use the money for?
>>156018096Heres basically the full suite of my abilities. https://files.catbox.moe/nss6h1.png (Level 1, sketch with minor rendering)https://files.catbox.moe/aes3y8.png (Level 2, colored in line, minor rendering)https://files.catbox.moe/t0pwv8.png (level 3, full painting)>>156018163buy comms from other artists. smoothie ingredients. maybe a new pair of shoes.
>>156015609im a rustblood... we really have a diverse set of blood colors here
>>156015763Why is george aniki there? How is he a torture tool?
>>156018207kankri cute dumbtruck
>>156015609I want to be a purpleblood but I'm most likely a bronzeblood considering I take care of ten dogs and own chickens
no mutie bloods itt s m h my head
>>156018255At least there's no limes
>>156015609Indigo blood here. But I squander my nobility.
>>156016564did you see her making out with the other dirksona
what you gonnas do with a mutie blood
>>156018298inidigo bloods are cool (i call them bluebloods in my head which is why shes not a spider8itch, i call those cerulean bloods)
>>156018319Damn anons are fucking via dirksonas in this thread? I haven't seen that.
>>156017413not a vriskafag, retard.
>>156018339someone post it for him
i would fuck kankri senseless
so what now
>>156018339https://files.catbox.moe/eprti9.PNG
>>156018398there was another one with original dirk and a male dirk sona as well
>>156018398That's hot as fuck nice job. I guess that the one with the green underwear is johnjade hag's oc?
>>156018419I could lift her up easily
>>156018418wtf SHOW US
>>156018423yes
>>156018419Terzi. You are so fat. Why are you so fat.
>>156018358*shits everywhere* okay
>>156018451I didn't expect to find Yuri in hsg. This thread is pretty nice.
>>156018423>says screw the pooch one time>hag status for all of time>;-;
>>156018499do you hear yourself
>>156018450>wtf SHOW US
i love Alan so much. He is just a guy. a cute guy...
>>156018522
>>156015609Lime pride world wide
>>156018526god I love the dirksona arc
>>156018518buying you a walking cane for your birthday, granny
>>156018556it feels good to have started it and made sprites for everyanon
>>156018526
WE LOVE HAGS IN THIS THREAD HAG LOVE IS A PILLAR OF THIS FANBASE
>>156018605yet you guys dont post real hags whats up with that
>>156018632My hag doesn't let me post other hags...
HAG LOVE
>>156018605which hags are the best then
coffee time
>>156018323You know the answer damn well
>>156015189hey fuckers just dropping by to say this looks like a homestuck character
>>156018605me accepting this compliment is not an admission of guilt.>>156018717thank you for your contribution>>156018697i may need some freaking coffee to get through today. im *struggling*
>>156017074You could learn weird alien romance while having sex anon, but you will NEVER experience that
>>156018717heartbound IS STILL BEING MADE?
>>156018931Srprisingly enough, yes. Tho if it ever comes out is a separate question.
>>156018931he diligently works on it for about 10 seconds every month!
>>156018682The best hags ranked based on how much I'd want them to fuck me.1.Nannasprite2.The Batterwitch3.Sn0wman4.The handmaid5.Mom Lalonde6.Adult Rose7.Ms Paint8.The Disciple9.The Rankmaid10.The dolorosa
>>156019029Like 8/10 here are models anon
>>156019174I never said I fuck ugly hags
>>156019195Fake ass hag fan
>>156019211Name an ugly homestuck hag then
>>156019029why is mom lalonde at 5 give me your reasoning
>>156019222We have a resident Nana fucker. Get on his level.
>>156019251She's not ugly though?>>156019234Mom lalonde is great but in comparison to the top 4 she is mogged as a whole.
>>156019364She's not ugly but she actually looks like an older woman
>>156019250dirkjohn pls save that fuckass comic
Anons, give me some spicy requests I want to practice drawing Homestuck Characters
>>156019491john on top of jade, both naked :3 (if you have ever taken a request from me before, feel free to ignore this one and let other guys have a shot)
>>156019491uhhhhhhh karkat drinking milk from kanaya's tits
let's let some lalondesona-cest going to match the dirksona-cest
>>156019491Tavros in a Sexy Cow Swimsuit. With a discret bell collar and having one of that vibrators with buttons up his nook and the button part pressed With a tape on his Tight. He smiles nervous and he is sweating a little and blushing bronze.
>>156019551YES and seconded. i have been waiting for someone to say this
>>156015254was this >>156002713 an anon's sona?
>>156019634ill get on that one anons, honest. i just gotta, get my strength upits been a real art block day
>>156019551we need another boy lalonde for lalonde yaoi to match the dirksona yuri
>>156019688hang in there anon, I've got an art block too
>>156019640!i didnt notice that it was a rosesona. amazing observation skills anon. i going to work on it
>>156019688no art block for me but im stuck doing perspective practice so i share the sentimentu got this anon
>>156019820maybe its just a weird mojo day.or maybe its pms
the council takes no responsibility for the art blocks but something will be off centered that is all
>>156018518You just know
I drew counselor but as a hag
>>156019904give this hag a boy STAT
Wow, these threads haven't changed at all. ...Why do they let you have them now? Did Pockets die?
>>156019904Holy saggers
>>156019921jealous?
>>156019921new admin dont have brooms in their ass
>>156019939Nostalgic.
>>156019845gonna try and break my block with more dirksona shitpost doodles
>>156019953im gonna do the same. i just have to finish this daily draw and then im home free
>>156019921what's the issue anon? thread is fun and comfy and light-hearted
>>156019522I haven't asked for requests before so you're good.>>156019529>>156019632will work on these soon, thanks guys o7
>>156019921Yeah, seems like the cucked mod quit at some point. It could've been the last year's hack if I had to guess.
>>156019992You misunderstand. It's great you lot have what we did again. I'm just surprised they're permitted given the nod who spent like a decade doing everything in his power to unofficially officially bsn Homestuck here.
Lalondes in dolphin shorts
ITS FRIDAY FINALLY FUCK YESSSSSSSSS. I NEEDED A BREAK.
>>156020034ah I see. well, threads started back up again ever since the news of the pilot. guess even that mod couldn't avoid letting pilot discussion happen
striders in miniskirts
Hook is a really good movie. It touched my heart and made me feel young again, even though I had no childhood nostalgia for it. Best Captain Hook in anything, one of the best performances period.
>>156020155I watched Little Monsters recentlyIt's astonishing how similar some of the scenes are
Taking the girls tonight, If you see me, MAYBE I'll give you one of them. not really, guy btw I hope they play hang em high
IM FUCKING FREEI CAN FINALLY DRAWfinally *finally* i can draw my yuri
Ellith Human in sexy cow bikini fit.
>>156020272That's one of the only movies mentioned in it that I haven't seen yet. Might as well crack it open.
>>156020461This is super awsome!!!:D
>>156020359good walkie anon
>>156020446(nevermind i just realized i haven't eaten all day. lemme grab some grub first)
>>156020461I have a feverAnd the only prescriptionis more Ellith cow bell
>>156020668me too. i will see if im able to draw more tomorrow.
>>156019921>It's been over a year since the Pilot Fuck.
>>156020675>>156020685Sugar, We're Going Down with Broadway Karkat and the one guy who usually dubbed Karkat in fan stuff is kino.
Ride isn't here yet so here some more bullshit
>Ifunny
up
did everyone leave to go draw lalondesonas
>>156021533idk. i'm just writing right now.
Is she the most hypergamous foid in the entire series?
>>156021600Vriska has dated like four people now?
Post sexy female characters.
>>156021533i am because i have to
>>156021611Hypergamous means dating up, Vriska went up and down and up and down. She is NOT hypergamous
>>156021710She sure did go up and down if you know what I mean
>>156021600Kanaya is definitely bellow her, so no.
Karkat should have a threesome with Vriska and Meenah.
what the fuck is hypergamy?
>>156021752Ladder theory concept that chicks only date 9s and 10s
>>156021760AND WHAT THE FUCK IS AN 9s AND 10s? What is this chart???
I should draw some homestuck characters. like terezi and shit.
>>156021773Depends on who you ask, it's generally a personal preference thing
>>156021752ahem. THIS should explain it!
Why is this bitch no longer funny
>>156021823.......hypergamy sounds like a made up concept ngl.
>>156021890vibri ghostwrites all his posts
>>156021890He hasn't been funny in years.
I AMHEIR OF BLOODI BECOME THE TIES THAT BIND
>>156021890he is outdated and old and doesnt keep up with internet funnies anymore
god prisounebound and space days updating would mean everything to me now. almost nothing makes me go laughing hysterical like this anymore.
>>156022014https://mspfa.com/?s=54371&p=986Prisounbound just updated
>>156022037Is this bad?
>>156022037like now????
>>156022014>>156022037This has to be fabricated I mean come on
>>156022014>>156022037most socially engineered set of posts i've ever seen
>>156022051SHE HATES ITOH NO
>>156022060(me)AND NOBODY TOLD ME!!!!aaaargh. oki i'm happy now. honestly i should make a re read already. and work on my theory board. im cracking the code.
>>156022067I SWEAR TO GOD I DIDNT KNEW. I'M NOT EVEN IN ANY SERVER OR ANYTHING. its.... universal sync man...the flow...
okay i added this sona >>156019640 and made the background transparent. do yall like this change?
i forgot about this guy
breaking my artblock with the dirk vs dirksona trend
oh my god. Buccee is evil... I love Nellie a lot. She is defenitly how I expected her to be. I thought she would be more chill but she also seems like an adrenaline junkie.
>>156022222My harem.
>>156022222looks goodI wonder if that anon who wanted to draw his sona with rex got around to it
>>156022260not how i expected her to be* i cant type.
>>156022258Lol nice
>>156020461korpiss gonna flip!
>>156022258how do we get dirk to give us just one chance
>>156022318We will all have to god tier and hold him down, its the only way.
>>156022312D: i forgot about him. I was imagining Lily and Ellith having fun with Cow and Farmer play hmm.
>>156022331>raped by his splintersguess he should've seen this coming
>>156022350it was only a matter of time. but frankly the only people to blame for this is the dirk likers in this thread. they convinced me to not completely hate him, he has now graduated to tolerate to mildly entertaining.
>>156022257who is he? looks cool.
>>156022258shes cute :D
>>156022301>>156022491lol thanks!>>156022318unfortunately no one will ever have an ass as tight as dave's or as big as jake's
>>156019250
Fucking /hsg/I can't read nook without snickering to myself
>>156023049same lol
>>156022484i need a couple of fan kids for fun
>>156023123*made wwww
>>156016360FAMIN!!!!?DRAW MORE CHEATING KANAYA!!!AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!!!
Today's reread is 4400-4600We're deep into the relationship drama now
>>156023212anon's the type of guy to jump into a van that say's "free kanaya's"
>>156023281I'd play a game of sburb on the vague promise that I'd meet a hot alien babe
Homestuck ended after Cascade.
so i was trying to like make a comic of daik meeting dirg at like a nerdy convention, and since their both homestucks they sniff each other out like bloodhounds.but i suck at making comics. and drawing. so yknow.i think im just gonna draw dirg being cute now.
>>156022746
>>156019904Give her a boy to touch (levi)
>>156023434It did, kind of, when he announced the hiatus a whole lot of people just forgot it existedMyself included
>>156023758its kinda insane to think that even at the latest, i had forgotten about the comic for 10 years. Do you know how much happens in 10 years, its insane!and thats stretching it because i was half fallen off of the comic by that point man.its like weird man. i guess i cant complain tho. i still like this comic.
>>156023590i love them...best friends
>>156022067>>156022068No you guys are retarded. This anons comment was made 2 Hours AFTER the comic updated. Use your fucking brains
>>156024490The con hookupa classic
>>156024490gimmie like an hour and ill make my own drawing that isn't this one. im *really* slow, but i wanna finish this before bed>>156024531Its fun to imagine right hahaha.
Her Imperious Condescension should adopt me
wwhat is a dirksona?
>>156024822People use the assets for a character and draw over them
gn hsg
>>156025221>posts cropped hot artwork and immediately goes to bed damn your good
Hi mitunafags. I'm not active on 4chan and don't plan to be. What do you guys normally talk about? For a social experiment, of course
>>156025239we talk about stuff in homestuck were interested in, most of all we are rereading the comic (some of us) and writing about it!we also talk about ships, fancomics, and recently we have been creating ocs for fun!
>>156024490This is so stupid. But i needed to draw them interacting. Damn this artblock suuuuucks.but i hope you think its cute. and tomorrow ill start hey arnold hehehe :D
>>156015189this artist is jesus
>>156025370basically the top daverose artist
>>156025239And when we aren't talking about that, the fujos will have a lively discussion about which kid they'd like to touch or watch being touched and someone else will wax romantic about cutting wounds and yet another person has thoughts about penises they would really like to share. Over the past year the discourse has run the gamut from gnostic analysis to sincere trans therapy attempts to raw graphic lustIt's pretty much how the rest of 4chan operates as well, but it makes this thread a chaotic place!
>>156025433be touched by, you forgot that part!but yeah thats basically it. the more in depth literary and character analysis aint nothing to shake a stick at tho, so if your down with being horny and sometimes actually talking about bullshit that kinda matters, this place aint bad,
>>156025390what about hussie
>>156023243Not much to comment on in this span of pages besides the alpha kids bouncing around pre-session. A lot of effort is expended on Dirk for contextual reasons that will not make sense at this point in time (the shadow of Tumblr is upon us)
>>156025542What about him, does he even draw them anymore?
>>15602189050 year old boomer
>>156025549he probably has a vault of it to get over the regret and we gotta find a way to gain access to it
>>156025549no, he's too busy making the world's unfunniest obama jokes over and over on discord to a bunch of 14 year olds
>>156025545mfw I read Jack saying 'Skaia-bathing' and remember there is no sun in the Incipisphere but there is accidentally one in my ficbrb sudoku
the trolls took away the characteristically-ethical daverose like how they took away everything else.
>>156022037Nobody had said anything about it but I really like that nellie is a gambler which I wouldn’t have expected and I hope they do something cool with. I can now finally relate to this comic in another way besides Colsla being literally me
Rosesonas x Dirksonas
>>156025768It fits with her willingly going along with Renity's plan whatever that isYou'd have to be genuinely willing to risk it all if you go into the game without backup
just wait until i finally decide to draw my rosesona it’s going to be so good you guys are totally going to cum just from looking at her alone
>>156025799>Rose>Sex appeallmao
>>156025817Mr Gaylord himself over here
>>156025824I'm with the straight resistanceRose just doesn't have it goin on
>>156025799Bust size?
John x VriskaDave x TereziRose x KanayaJade x KarkatJake x AraneaDirk x Equius Roxy x CondesceJane x Caliborn
I wish Rose would care about me as much as she cared about her mom dying. I've been trying to get this shit into a dream but my brain is working against me as per usual.
>>156025894MSPA Reader x Ms. Paint
>>156025907Truth
>>156025831nta but the way rose types and the shit she would say had me pitching a boner while reading homestuck most of the time. im genuinely such a sucker for it it’s unreal>>156025848don’t sweat the details, you will cum from the aura alone
>>156025905Don't hallucinate yourself a tulpa anon
>>156025907who is the dom
>>156025894Vriska's too retarded, Terezi's too retarded, Kanaya's too retarded, this is perfect, Jake's too retarded, Equius' too weird, Roxy bodies her, and Jane's too emotional.
My tulpa happens to look like a homestuck charactermy jaw dropped when i saw the character who looks like her in the comic
>>156025946>retarded people aren't allowed to have sex
>>156025975Oh no they definitely can but not with non-retarded people because that would make them retarded too no? Vriska's insane and unbelievably bipolar, Terezi's also insane but just hides it better, I don't think Kanaya's even intellectually capable of love with the kind of questions she asks, and Jake is clearly FUCKING stupid to practically anyone and everyone. These guys gotta be fucking each other, retards should be fucking each other.
>>156025946Karkat missing Jade in Openbound was some of the cutest shit ever
>>156026009sex with kanaya could probably be really fun though due to her retardedness. she probably would be willing to do all sort of stupid silly positions for the hell of it depending on how un knowledgeable she is to sex
>>156026009but I want the schizo sex anon…
>>156025771are we fucking her?
>>156026078ask kanaya to suck your asshole because thats how humans greet each other or something and she'd believe you while every other troll would immediately catch onto your bullshit
>>156026122No and for legal reasons I never met her
>>156026122>wewhy is it a group effort?
>>156026137yeah, she wants to try getting spitroasted
>>156015189Homerstuck is highly satanic because it has DEMONS and HOMERSEXUALS
>>156022037Notice how the Nellie posters didn’t show up this time? Shows how FAKE the fans were, all riding the hype train…
>>156026177She hates Buc-ee's man, it's overNelliecoin down
hate that the striders + karkat suck up a lot of the gay porn desu
don't hate the players hate the game
no one's gonna explain it?*noses*
>>156026177Actually I read that she likes gambling and I went from hating her overweight ass to wanting her as my wife
>>156026445why explain it'scool
does karkat like the abuse inflicted upon him.
>>156026535to quote the image above"there's no way he isn't getting off on this somehow"
>>156026535""""Karkat"""" doesn't exist anymore so this question is irrelevant
I love Gamzee bros..
honestly i'd read it
>>156021890see this is what happens when you irony poison yourself by adding layers and layers and this is the most funniest shit when you think its funny but not funny in funny way or some bullshit like that
Is there a collection of all of the art that Hussie drew from requests?
>>156026514>wanting her as my wifesame except i’ve always wanted this prior to the gambler reveal. still i would be her number one pay pig even if she loses the house in one sitting
>>156026354You and me bothtotal davekatslopper death
>>156026613Guidestuck if it wasn't boring as shit
>>156026677https://mspabooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=mspandrewProbably your best bet
>>156027163Thank you
retro spider8reath is kino
Binged it. I sleep now.
>>156027235i don't get it, but peak melon dani
>>156027235Good art. Posting best song and best boy.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKoaAow1XLY
>>156027235I don't like what this might imply for Levi and Dani's future...
>>156027267>Some chick with robot legs and arms shows up and Dani leaves with her>Some other girl shows up with a kid and claims to know Levi from way back >Hilarious misunderstandings ensue
hmm... today... i will draw aranea....
I recently finished reading Homestuck, so this is my trollsona.
>>156027351erm... based department?
>>156027351Cute!Also if you want to add some unique flavor you should consider changing the sign from virgo to virga to match the lunar sway
>>156027351Another prince of spaceWelcome cousin
>>156027439>princeLooks like a knight to me
>>156027618>Please fight the God amongst Gods for me, John. I'm too sick though so I can't come, but good luck with that.
just read someone calling dave trying to be the hero and save jade against the two dogs as a toxic masculine trait on The Everything Application. what does that even mean. is the feminine (correct) trait here for him to just let jade stay dead? is this like the popular consensus on the scene?
>>156028206the correct masculine trait would've been to get his ass in gear and use his fucking classpect for once
>>156028206It's only toxic because he lost
>>156028206Dave isn't tall enough to be saving the girl, it's toxic and creepy.
>>156028163>Please fight the God amongst Gods for me, John. I'm too sick though so I can't come, but good luck with that.
>>156028206>random retard on twitter says something retarded>is this like the popular consensus on the scene?Anon pls
>>156028297im now discovering that there's like hundreds of analysis of Dave doing anything strife-related as toxic masculinity practically everywhere on the web.
>>156028312dave is characterized as having some internalized masculinity problems because hussie went down that rabbit hole with his retarded davekat slop and his bro abuse conversation, blame hussie
>>156028328>bro abuse conversationbecause it did happen
yesssssssssssss........piggy
good morning guys.
>>156028340yes that conversation did happen
>>156028328ok I get all that but why does it have to be related with his ability to fight for his friends? it makes no sense whatsoever. is the goal to see Dave being a housewife or something while his friends handle shit without him? practically every strife Dave gets put into are for the sake of his friends, from Bro on the rooftop to Collide, he's the most capable fighter whether he likes it or not, so why is any of this toxic?
which rose/dirk sona has the biggest breast size? reply quick this is important
>>156028398because toxic masculinity is something that permeates all actions, i guess. even when dave is trying to help. it's a reductive and sad way to look at a character but what do you expect from homestuck fans
>>156028399Vriska Dirk
i have cramps and i'm super sad and anxious and it sucks
>>156028476yes anon our dear wizard is truly a gift
>>156028398Because it inherently makes no sense. Like the very idea of Dave loathing combat wasn't even originally because of Bro's training or whatever, that entire thing was a product of the Retcon. Dave hated it because he was afraid of failure that'll put everyone, especially himself and his splinters, in jeopardy. He literally verbalizes this to Rose about his distain towards his classpect and the responsibility forced onto him, his rejection to fight and be the hero was a rejection to his role and the powers given to him, not because of Bro shit. Please don't entertain the garbage you're talking about anymore.
when is famin gonna draw gamkan?
Tavros feels like the only character in the Knight-Page class pairing to successfully conclude his designated character arc which is kinda funny to me
>>156028560he doesnt like gamzee (based)
>>156028533ok <3 yay <3
Please forgive me for this
>>156029218not forgiving. matter fact im applauding. just wait till the other anons wake up
>>156029218Middle one looks like he's gonna goon to her later.
>>156029218Troll bush? My favorite!
>>156028424>>156028533I do think there is something to say about toxic masculine traits Dave does have. Or more accurately let's just call it what it is, he's a bit misogynistic sometimes. It was 2009, it was a bit more "normal" but still. I think it's pretty clear on some level that Dave doesn't really respect jade's abilities and views her as just "a silly nice girl". Jade has those traits to be sure, but she is so much more than that, and the most competent of her beta kid peers, even if her eccentricities somewhat mask it.Dave viewing himself as a hero who has to take care and protect Jade at all costs even tho in all honesty it's the other way around. He is inserting himself into that role as a way to understand the situation, and because he doesn't really have anything else he thinks he can do. Rose is domineering and controlling already, no point in trying to protect her, not to mention he would likely be called out for it, never the less his more noble protective desire shines through in dire moments with rose anyway, showing that his desire to protect has its more pure roots as well. Idk where I am going with this but yeah Dave does have some of those "toxic masculine" traits. But their actually unpleasant ones like being misogynistic and not "I'm so giga raped so I like hate fighting because fighting is toxic"
>>156027235ONCE AGAIN I LOSE ITONCE AGAIN I LOSE ITONCE AGAIN I LOSE IT ALLBEGGING FOR THIS LOVE
The extended zodiac quiz is down apparently
>>156025894>John x Vriska>Dave x Terezitruth nuke
>>156025366>>156029218both so beautiful. dirksona feast
bluh
>>156029767I'm glad you like mine anon <3
>>156029218She's pretty and has a skinny waist....we have to kill her.
bro where is everyone.
>>156030361saturday to sunday is usually less activity
>>156030361we're having an orgy as our dirksonas, didnt u get the memo?
>>1560303974 girls and 4 boys im pretty surethat actually evens out pretty nicely
>>156030397no.... im happy yalk are having fun.
>>156030435*pat pat* its ok anon
>>156030361I'm sleeping in
>>156030457is your dreambot running?
>>156030457aww have a good sleep then.
>>156030397the only nurses worst at their job than lamplady swansong
>>156030433its actually 6 boys, 5 girls and 1 ? (picrel is the ?)
>>156030588oh i was only counting dirksonas, counting rosesonas, yeah that adds up.
>>156015609>shitty hiveswap test put in in fuchsia>test I agree with put me in voidbound (so indigo) >know full well I would be Olive at best
>>156030588Gigantic penis energy
>>156015763whose in charge of it very important information
>>156030648>voidbound (so indigo)Anon, castes have absolutely nothing to do with aspects
>>156021854can we get a homestuck version of that?
>>156030588clearly that's a girl
>>156030588that is a woman, if she hadnt been. i wouldve drawn her with a prominent bulge, i also finally decided on a name for her which is Rory
>>156028735no famin is a huge gamzeefag
>>156031517Rory Knight?
>>156031517i honest to goodness thought that was a boy.
>Rose is gay>June is trans >technically all "female" trolls are trans because the only actual female troll is the mother grubso JuneRose is back on the menu?
>>156031682>technically all "female" trolls are transbeing trans requires you to transition retard
>>156031682I understood nothing about this logic ngl
>>156030588cute boy
>>156031593he's literally a karkatfag and a fan of meenkat lmao
tasteful nudist jade
>>156031939>>156031939>>156031939
possibly the worst thing ive ever drawthe cum marked in black belongs to dave
>>156028476Famin knows how to cook
Why are Xitters so against grimdorks? Is there something I'm missing? Seems pretty yuri to me.
