Jake's Episode editionQOTT: Is Jake unravelling?Last session: >>156047988
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>>156055875i am going to make the next thread its going to have a really cool qott fuck you!!!!!!
This reads like Questionable Content for people who are too stupid for Questionable Content.When is Homestuck going to be good again?
>>156055911At least people fuck in Questionable ContentAll we got is narrative fist humping
>>156055901Dude fuck off I just wanted to ask a question I wanted to hear some opinions on don't be a cunt about it.
>>156055875>QOTT: Is Jake unravelling?it would be the most based thing he's ever done if so
I wish we knew when updates were so we could do a "Last thread before june egbert edition"that would be funny
>>156055922the last thread was literally about that dude
winter is coming. we all need snuggles
>>156055892stop posting this cute succubus please…
How would you feel about Jade if she actually causes June to exist?
>>156055947*sigh* dirkdave, i cant believe i got roped into what i said was yaoi swap months ago, here i am. Watching hey arnold and then flipping to ao3 in some weird state i get in right before bed. hsg has ruined me truly, i wouldnt have it any other way
>>156055970I really have no fucking idea how i will feel. Like. My first instinct is to say "i don't give a shit, it doesn't effect the story that i care about most"but at the same time... if this happens, homestuck's cultural perception changes forever. And...idk if im ready for that. I wish it were like the star wars fandom where some people could just accept an interpretation of the universe without the sequel information.
>>156055981one of usone of usgooble gobble
>>156056042>I hate ghouls!>turns into a ghoul>I hate titans! >turns into a titan>I hate stridercest fans!>turns into a stridercest fan
speaking of, i cant find good fics for the LIFE of me. so im extending a lifeline to ask for help on that front. If anyone has good dirkdave fics, please tell me. theres at least 2 dirkdave fans in here. that doubles my chances!(maybe when they arent asleep tho)
>>156055911I'm in a slashfic fanfic writing discord with a bunch of lesbians and trannies and they all think Homestuck, particularly current Homestuck, is total fucking shit. In fact I don't think I really see most people ever praising any of this. Its not even good fujoslop. I'm not sure who the target audience is.
>>156056056the good ending, tbqhwyf>>156056089daily dose of angst https://archiveofourown.gay/works/65808361daily dose of laughs https://archiveofourown.gay/works/63497860take as prescribed!
>>156056147nothing like some angsty fics before bed. thank you !!!
>>156055970at this point all I want for christmas is for my favorites to survive the writing
>>156056175what if one of your favs is already dead and the other's characterization has been already massacred?asking for a friend
>>156055911It's testament to how good OG Homestuck was that people give this shit even a modicum of a chance. If this was a fanventure with OCs (it basically is) with no official ties nobody would give a damn.I don't even know why I give a damn. The characters I actually love died a decade ago, effectively.
>>156056258but their gonna put june in it, and then it will be impossible to talk about john egbert ever again on the internet. I dont even *hate* june. Sometimes i even like her. but *fuck*. i feel a massive sense of foreboding about all of this
>>156056213you uhhhh, you pray to every single god that one remaining fave returns to form by the end
>>156056151sweet dreams, anon
>>156056270I don't give a fuck about June. I am not a racist so why would I care about Davekat, I'm not divorced like Hussie so why would I care about badly written relationship drama, and I do not care about metatextual elements because I stopped reading SCP a while ago What is the appeal of this comic besides that it ties back into a much much better one? Truly, what?
>>156056281i just finished it, nighty, see you all tommorow hsg!
Feferi's fat fucking tits
>>156055911>Questionable Contentare we going to get a "you're beautiful" edit when june comes out?
>>156056320June isn't beautiful though.
>>156055911>>156056320I remember when a comic like this was literally confined to something called questionable content and people weren’t trying to sustain a formerly popular franchise with writing that only makes sense to college educated people in very specific cities where things like polycules are normal.Of course, I was the bad guy for seeking to preserve the internet-famous styles of content from when people cared about webcomics
>>156056289>What is the appeal of this comic Fuck if I know. I guess the people doing it hope it'll springboard their career Toby Fox style.
>>156055875I think it's interesting to see him project his hate for Dirk onto Dave in this update. You can tell he wants to hurt him for being a Strider and wants to purposefully ruin his relationship because he sees it as being just another one of Dirk's manipulations that everyone has accepted.
>>156056477He's right about Dave honestly.
>>156056477Sorry butThese are Homestuck charactersThey do funny inventory things and show each other homemade internet memesThis is fucking stupid. It's like watching the chiikawa characters therapyspeak their way through their problems.
Again, genuinely, who the fuck does this appeal to anymoreAre the people going into the animated series gonna see Toby Fox having fun adventures and read this shit and find it's M/M fanfic in bad need of an editor?
>>156056506Sorry I forgot about your attention span.And then Dave said something, that he didn't mean, as a joke.And then John, he read the joke, and said it was lame.Then John took Slimer from Ghostbusters (1984), and he alchemized with a plunger to make the Slimesucker 2004.When that was done he opened up his Cosbytop. You remember Bill Cosby right? From the pudding cups? You can clap now.
>>156056552It's not about it being wordy. It's just insanely pretentious.
So if three trolls cum in the same bucket is it a threesome?
>>156056506All current Homestuck glazers think Hussie is a genius and that the characters have more intentional depth than they actually have.Remember Davekat faggots insisted for years it was all planned and then Hussie admitted he did it on a whim because it made no sense and was funny.
>>156056558Yeah man, I took the pretention out of it for you so you could understand. Enjoy it, Slimer's there so you can laugh at a silly old movie too, classic Homestuck just for you anon.
>>156056568Maybe
>>156056575Don't get mad that nobody likes your self-important fart huffing. Do you think people want to sit around reading Jake's depression spiral?
Uh oh discord mod getting pissy.
>>156056574Nah bro have you seen anything Hussie writes when his ass is somewhat on the line? He is the most self-important pretentious faggot you could imagine; the apex result of a penny arcade and something awful poster's need to be the wittiest guy in the room.The only reason old Homestuck wasn't like this was because his ego hadn't fully developed yet, but by act 6 this was the exact route Homestuck was heading.
>>156056586I was thinking like>feferi and sollux having babymaking trollsex>the bucket, meant to be delivered by a drone to the mother grub, is intercepted by edrian>edrian adds his own pathetic violet trollcum into the bucket>the bucket is like the disembodied womb of feferi >it's a threesome, rape and pathetic masturbation scene all in one
>>156056612Act 6 was and still is considered a fucking slog.
>>156056552If that’s all you get out of it without gay sex and mental illness, explains a lot.I liked the cursed atmosphere of young teens living brutal lives where they can suddenly die at any time, pointing towards some kind of escalating series of super conflicts only actually seen 1 time from Cascade - not directly stated but blatant if you aren’t distracted by wanting to see the characters in San Francisco polycules.Collide was obviously supposed to be another one of those but Hussie’s soul was too lame to pull it off that deep into Act 6.
>>156056500Yeah Dave sucks, we have a whole pesterlog series about that.
>>156056619And it's also 50% of Homestuck. When you get older you realize that Homestuck really is a fucking slog that is about burning through your goodwill of the first five acts and seeing just how stupid you are. The more stupid the longer you last.
pet the hussie
>>156056653It's a shame Falkor and Hussie are no longer friends after Hussie refused to lay him for seven years.
Tried to do some actual cross hatching for once and used Dani as my test subject, damn this is harder than I thought, especially on digital
>>156056635Even the SF people hate Homestuck, trust me.
>>156056682This Dani is cute as fuck ano-
>>156056688I've got pretty snobby art friends from there and they refused to read anything post canon.
>>156056682
>>156056677>this poster only reads the comic
>>156056754You think I read this comic?
>>156056682Another victory for Hyperborean Mass Appeal Fans.
>>156055875>QOTTHe's lusting after Karkat, famous lamest and worst troll, it's clear he's completely lost it.
>>156055970JADE ISNT GOING TO RETCON ANYTHING. READ THE UPD8. READ. READ. READ.
>>156056856>Karkat, famous lamest and worst trollWhat an insane statement to make
>>156057017jade has read the epilogues. which isnt the part where june is first revealed. its in bc. anons are afraid of reading like a cat is afraid of water
>MEAT(yes, from the MEAT timeline) john is mentioned in any way>hsg immediately thinks of june because they got buckbrokennot like this bros
>>156057058anon aren't worried she's going to read about june and then change the story, retard
>>156057122for some reason i have seen this sentiment in the last thread and here >>156055970 about jade changing john to be june when its a irrational fear
jade is in the timeline where john is DEAD. yet of course, anons think about june only and be like>no bro shes going to retcon shitSHE JUST LEARNED THAT JOHN IS DEAD.
>>156057145you're not understanding why they think it's going to happen is my point
>>156057169its not, its not. >no. zero confirmation that jade has any possibility of changing the story>meat timeline, not candy>john is literally dead. "OH YEAH SHES GOING TO MAKE JUNE HAPPEN" john is dead.i name this condition "june tunnel vision"
>>156057182>john is literally dead.The entire terezi subplot is about her wanting bring John back to life during the deltritan session. It will take ages until we get that point, but it's pretty much inevitable.
>>156057228jade JUST learned that john is not alive. but that was not the argument in question anon. jade cant change NOW.
>>156057182people have june tunnel vision because we've been basically guaranteed that it will happen at some point. so of course people keep trying to figure out when
>>156057235but being like>is that john? omg omg omg wheres june atwhen theyre talking about MEAT john is beyond retarded. holy buckbroken
Jade was presented with the name entry prompt I thought that was why people were saying June
>>156057243i think you might just be retarded no offense
>>156057248yes i know. but i doesnt make any sense ffor jade to type june when1. its the meat timeline2. she just found out her brother is dead3. callie doesnt say anywhere that jade has control of anything. just that she has to read it4.IF SHE COULD NOT CHANGE THE EPILOGUES THEN WHY WOULD SHE CHANGE HS1? THINK ANON, THINK.
Which John trooning out would be funnier anyway? Revived meat John going from ovr fuvcking hero to mtf has its appeal, but on the other hand a washed out man donning a skirt after his messy divorce is an all-time classic from /tttt/ horror stories.
>>156057258hsgpt i want you to write a full response with actual factual proof that i am wrong, no anon. saying "le writers" doesnt count as a canon source. 1 2 3 go!
>>156057264candy john because its hotter that way
>>156057264Candy John was the one who got flustered by mangrit so he's the only one that makes sense.
thank god its my last day in this general, i don't want to see so much troonism on square meter
wtf is even going on
>>156057478>last day in this generalSure, buddy.As they say.You can check out any time you like.
Grimdorks....Davejade...Karezi...
>>156055875Homerstuck is highly satanic because it has DEMONS and HOMERSEXUALS
156057875During your limited stay on this earth you've chosen to spend it on trying(and failing) to force a shitty meme across an anonymous forum dedicated to children cartoons and comics
The part in You can't fight the Homestuck where the woman says "Vriska is a badass" makes me recoil in cringe every time
>>156057985
i'm out of winefuck
Homestuck gacha produced in KoreaIntended to appeal to people who haven't read Homestuck
>>156058136doordash
https://mspfa.com/?s=54961&p=1shilling some crap.
>>156058312HOW COME I HAVEN'T REALIZED JOHNKATFAG ALSO DID COOLER AND NEWER WEBCOMIC UNTIL NOW
>>156058312woaw there is even ambient music.
metathe neighboors here are blasting gospel music wich i think these ones are bolsonarist. the music in question screams that jesus died but came back to life as a lion. also some other music screamed that "this is the generation of the rapture" ????? they also treat their kids really bad and are always fighting lmaao. this people are really sad. but i'm starting to get annoyed so i think its time of my walkies.
>>156058423>jesus died but came back to life as a lionThe leijon in question
Total Nepkat victory
>>156058463If god was Nepeta it would make me more than happy to have a teology graduation. But in the apocalipse book Jesus is also a Lamb. I like the ephemeral nature of the deity way more than one concrete thing you know.
>>156058505>Jesus is also a LambSo a sheep?Meaning Aries?Meaning Jesus is Nepeta AND Aradia?brb going to the church now
>>156057861It's funny how they really were so much better than what we got
Me x Fefeta
Cool update.
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>>156058527fun stuff about religion is interpreting it and adding it in fun and interesting ways to our narrative. like a hidden message few will get.
>>156058819another crime of pos-canon. my karezi.... gonne...
i thought i was on the precipice of forgiving hsbc because of the deltritus kids and now i hate it all over again, i would give one of my kidneys for the team to never discuss the meat/candy timelines ever again
>>156058857Heeeey I got the reference :Da crime i just forgot about that fic and didnt finished yet. i got hooked back to pbj.
>>156058875i just ignore the meatcandy slop and treat it as a ship of theseus. the good thing is the delta kids and that is about that to me.
>>156058875Every time I see someone praising this garbage I think I've entered a psych ward
Nursing handjob from Rose as she tells you about deep Elder Scrolls lore or titjob from Jade as she tells you about her Fallout Equestria fanfic?
>>156058924RoseBut what about Kanaya
>>156058924none i want tavros blowjob
>>156058840I am more annoyed that he decides to end the entire friendship with the narrative equivalent of ghosting.
>>156058875Explain why.
Threesome with Vriska and Aranea or threesome with Feferi and Meenah?
>>156058791BASED JAKE
>>156058924Post canon or actual Jade
>>156058959i just don't like the story direction, it doesn't feel like homestuck anymore. if they changed all the characters appearances and titled it something else it would be completely unrecognizable as homestuck
Bunnysuit Vriska Anyone?
>>156058994Actually Jade. I will never acknowledge postcanon.
>>156059003Sex but you forgot to give her tights the spiderweb pattern
>>156058939But how is he going to ramble about Pokemon competitive meta with your dick in his mouth?
>>156058995Postcanon is like if Surf Dracula spent every episode at his lawyers office talking about his failed marriage and if you bring up wanting to see him surf you'll have twenty tiktokers tell you that in real life people don't surf all that much and you just dislike it because you don't like real, mature queer shows about surfing Draculas.
Is Tavros more of a Landorus Therian, stealth rocks and stall kind of guy? Or is he does care more about Incineroar, fake out and trick room?
>you forgot to give her tights the spiderweb patternI was tempted to actually detail them, but I had like an hour left to the self-imposed Inktober timelimit, and I was hyper focused on unfucking the linework and anatomy mistakes I kept making.Hopefully this Dani will redeem this grave mistake of mine.
>>156059018>>156059062Meant to respond to the former post with my art
>>156058389johnkatfag has many talents.
>>156058995What do you not like about the story direction.
>>156058995one singular davekat with jake and okay jade side plot make you think this? kekits okay right now. davekat is just bad
>>156059062Oh my goodness that dress is tight...
>>156058979
>homestuck>male violet bloods are horny and badly down to fuck>hiveswap>male violet bloods are horny and badly down to fuck>mspfas>male violet bloods are horny and badly down to fuckWhat the FUCK is wrong with these waders?
>>156058979The latter, mostly because there's a slightly bigger chance I won't get raped to death
>>156058995>it doesn't feel like homestuck anymoreHasn't been felt like Homestuck for ages.
>>156059366>implying that meenah wont rape you
>>156059399>meenah>rapistanon...
>>156059392Everytime someone's like "Homestuck feels bad! It's badly written! It's just characters sitting around a ship while nothing happens and the story tells you Davekat is good!" And it's been like that since the retcon. This is what Homestuck is for most of its lifetime now.
>>156059399That's why I said slightly bigger. Feferi being there gives you a higher survival chance than dealing with both Vriska "8ull 8ooty 8laster" Serket and Aranea "english o8bliterator" Serket
>>156059392homestuck golden age was over at game over rome has fallen billions were lost now we live in a dark age
>>156059433Why are we still here? Just to suffer?
>>156059433I think it would be less bad if, everytime you pointed it out, some discord lurker wouldn't jump on you trying to pedantically argue that it's all good and you need to shut up and worship at the feet of Andrew Hussie.
>>156059433>one single bc davekat convo made anon get angry like this
>>156059458
>>156059479thats called having different opinions. i never went to discord neither have i said anyone is supposed to like it. im just laying down what i think. 4chan is for that
>>156059278i didn't like the epilogues/HS2 either, the deltritus kids just made me forget how bad it actually was
>>156059479See what I mean? >>156059489
>>156059019He will not. That is the catch. We can talk about pokimon later.
>>156059520It's funny how everytime we switch back to anything besides the Deltrius kids everyone remembers that no, no matter how much shills claim otherwise, Homestuck 2 is still actually terrible.
>>156059352It's just the way we're wired...
>>156059526>>156059512
>>156059537I have to wonder internally what happens. The fact that the non-OG cast parts are so much better (still not good, but better) than the OG casts just highlights how much of an inherently unworkable premise all of this shit is.
Desire is the root of suffering, which also applies to one's desire for more official homestuck content despite knowing it will never be on par with HS at its peakThus, /hsg/, at some point you need to learn to let go of your wordly attachments that cause your anguish and suffering and start reading more mspfas
>>156059433Yes and thats bad, demoralist-kun. We don't have to accept it just because you're either weak or AGP. Your statement is worthless.
>>156059563i do think the HSBC team probably could've drummed up a better story with the OG cast than the current epilogues allow. but them working within the constraints of the previous team's slop has just produced even more slop, so who knows.
>>156059601>We don't have to accept itYou have to because it will never change. Why do you think all the oldfags across the fandom have left?
I would like davekat more if the characters would not be so fucked up and ooc. I've read some really good davekat fanfics. Sure many where AU but I'm pretty sure there is way better, subtle and i dare I say sexy ways to write these two characters in love without butchering out the already fucked story. anyway i dont like how every conflict that they have they are either depressed and resolve it with fucking. And fucking. like...??? I liked the laundromat conversation way better. but like. it feels like they are putting more enfasy in the romance fucking gay shit over the many many many other problems and letting dirk rose and jade be the main force of changing shit. feels like dave and karkat just exist for each other now. THEY EVEN EXPLICITLY SAY they weren't invited to discuss the plans to kill dirk. GEEZ I WONDER WHY.Anyway. That is my nuance criticism. Also I hope Jane and Jake are done well and aren't kicked out of the equation just because they have positive feelings for Dirk.Mein Gott this story needs nuances.And yes anon I miss Kanaya too. She is... Probally discussing with Yiffany in the next pages??? We will see...
>>156059622I'll concede that, but the current epilogues and the previous bits of HS2 were so incredibly shit of course it would always be bad.I think someone needs to give Andrew Hussie a fucking wedgie.
>>156059572>spoileri have stopped doing this because literally every single time i get caught up to an in-progress mspfa the author announces its going on indefinite hiatus like a week later or just flat out says that it's cancelled due to "lack of motivation" or some shit
>>156059572uhum. uhum. *nods* but there is also the desire to enjoy reading the bcslop with you guys. wich i enjoy very much.
i really enjoyed the latest upd8. it was good
I love BoBo so much guys. I want her pregnant and barefoot guys....
>>156059637I've started reading more adventures under the completed tag for a similar reason, best choice of my life.
>>156059681>her>BoBosonion
>>156059665To be fair like half of it isn't utter shit which is always something
>>156059627anon you are right. the relationship between the two is making their friendship with other people lesser. its in the dialogue. karkat acknowledges it.>why is it a good thing?>so the writers just making it shit on purposebecause if it is a bad thing maybe later theyll get less dependent and dave doesnt have to be held back by karkat
>>156059700I'm right and you know it.
>>156059681whats with the barefoot part?
Yeah I'm with the hetsloppers on this, davejade would have been better.
>>156059723the hsbc team think dave being a slave to karkat is epic, actually
MEANWHILEIN THE ALTERNATE UNIVERSE
>>156059723god please. make davekat good. please. and make dirkjohn hatefuck real too. i would forgive all the suffering so far. oh and there is terezi and vriska there too. please don't let them be loose ends. would be cool if they both entered together to fuck shit up in the good way. since the only reason rezi is even there is to revive john (??)
>>156059759Who's this douchebag?
>>156059637Please read vast error and use your mage powers to finally put it down out of its misery
>>156059759where in the tweet is it saying that its a good thing>>156059768tweaker mf
>>156059759>karkat isn't the one who's the slave in a relationshiphell has frozen over
>>156059747because im a footfag (jokes)pregnant and barefoot is a old pejorative saying here when we want a wife to stay at home and be nothing but a baby factory and be always ready to please the husband.
>>156059765>complains about ooc>wants dirkjohncmon now.
>>156059759Everytime with you retards it's like "No see Homestuck 2 is going somewhere with this" and it cuts to the writer going "I've got the shittiest opinions ever and I just think it's funny to make someone shit his pants on screen"
>>156059782dave killing dirk is a good thing
>>156059761... what the fuck im looking at?is this the cagey shit?
>>156059768spicyyeti, shoehorned in the davekat moment in the most recent flash too
>>156059810this guy in the screenshot does art and work on a flash. i have no idea if this person is a writer
Davekat really is a cancer that hangs over this comic, ruining a massive chunk of it, and it's funny that people pretend otherwise.
>>156059804WHAT? ITS HOT OKAY????AND JOHN SHOULD BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF RETARDED DIRK!! JUST LIKE JOHN DID WITH CALLIBORN!!AND IT PLEASES ME!!! SO I SAY YES IT SHOULD HAPPEN EVEN IF IT IS OOC BECAUSE IT IS GONNA BE QUICK!!anyway.. shush.
>>156059830>shoehornedshoehorned how?
>>156057443LE in the 'log
>>156059838people somehow like it so it seems like its good(?)
>>156059843davebot said he didn't want to be gay
>>156059856>people somehow like itFujos aren't people.
>>156059861what?
>>156059861and how does this relate to that other guy in the tweetlike genuinelly
>>156059867Actual fujos hate it because it's milquetoast as fuck.
>>156059881Beyond anything this post makes me mad.
>>156059881Modern Homestuck fans use 100% of their brain entirely to generate the stupidest possible takes.
>>156059881so we milking posts from april 1st to this day. okay
>>156059911It's reflective of its creator.Hussie is a very smart person so far up his own ass and surrounded by people that only told him what he wants to hear, so he degenerated as a person. Post-canon is reflective of that.
>>156059665I liked it too.
>>156059879>>156059880i was explaining how davekat was shoehorned into the flash, davebot isn't supposed to want to fuck karkat but suddenly now he does because a davekat shipper worked on the flash and wanted it in there
>>156059934the funniest shit in this is "hussie" using john pfpthis seems fake as fuckliterally nothinf burger.
>>156059955Listen anon i dont like davekat either but this dialog is the weakest argument ive seen yet
>>156059964>this seems fake as fuckSo that's the latest cope from the discord, huh?
just smile and agree with the mentally empaired nons. its their butter and bread.
>>156059970>explicitly says he wants to change the way the cards fall so that he isn't gay>weak argumentWhat more could you even want in this scenario
>>156059955weakest argument to ever exist in the history of ever
>>156059964These were confirmed real a while ago. Do you really somehow think that Hussie doesn't think the epilogues are misunderstood masterpieces? After every fucking thing that's happened?
>>156059997smiles and agrees
>>156059997niggas be bringing in shitcord outta nowhere nuke the thread already
Why do the Beyond Canon glazers always type like they've got a fankid typing quirk? Never any capitalization, always typing like they stepped off a 2014 tumblr blog. Why are you trying to emulate Dave?
>>156060011smiles and agrees
>>156060005>explicitly says he wants to change the way the cards fall so that he isn't gayanon it seems like a generic dave style comment that you're pulling some real hard mental gymnastics onlike im sure there are better arguments
>>156060005he could also be joking. dave is very sarcastic
>>156060011>Do you really somehow think that Hussie doesn't think the epilogues are misunderstood masterpieces?Didn't he mandate that Yiffy had to happen?
>>156060030They're esl
>>156059970>>156060008Ah yes not wanting gay stuff is merely an invitation to having it forced on youI quit out on a Homestuck job and similar ones to avoid that rule
>>156059970>>156060008>/hsg/ suddenly has standards
>>156060030anon wants everything in cursive, signed and stamped kek
>>156060042>>156060043and your justification for why davebot is romantically yearning for karkat and not even concerned with jade is?
>>156060050>everyone i dont like is esllmao
>>156060011Hussie is nearly 50 years old and spends his days hanging out with teenage girls and raging at reddit mods while chasing the lightning in a bottle he made 15 years ago.
>>156060078i dont like davekat anon, im just saying that out of all arguments there could be against it you picked one that looked the most like a generic sarcastic dave comment evercmon now
>>156060078>romantically yearning>grabbing chin before teleporting awaythats sass
>>156060048Vibri was the one saying that Hussie doesn't understand why people get so mad at the dogdick because it "wasn't a huge deal".
>>156060072Me too girl
>>156060078grabbing karkats chin is now yearning romantically kek
I sometimes feel that the only reason Hussie isn't a full on magat right wing grifter is because he thinks being superficially progressive will get him more ex-mormon 19 year old vriska cosplayer pussy.
smile and agrees
>>156060143he did tho. it worked
>>156060156Oh I know. He thinks that way because he has no evidence to the contrary.
damn today is magical numbah. 26/26/10. gonna see if i can write and get that good mojo.
>>156060103>>156060124Are you just acting retarded on purpose or what? the person who made it, who we were just discussing, called davebot a sex criminal. Why are you acting so obtuse about it? Just admit it was a faggy fanservice moment that had no place being there
>>156060181who cares then
So true /hsg/ so true, now lets get you in bed
>>156060181>anon expects others to stalk this one guys xitterwhat were you expecting my guy
i think calliope and jake should crack karkat.
this thread really calls for good stirring
EVERY SHUT UP IM GOING TO POST THIS FAT TEREZI COSPLAYER
>>156060191I was asked to explain how it was shoehorned in?
>>156060181unrelated but what bogarted means
>>156060229Yeah but you proved him wrong so he's just going to be dismissive.
>>156060227
>>156060227golly
Damara doesn't speak English because that's the language of her master
Morning h s g Hope your all doing good this morning. Seems the bc discussions are aflame.
>>156060242https://files.catbox.moe/t12har.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/g5s28x.jpg
>>156060249doesnt trolls speak in alternian languague tho? she should speak alternian and not another earth based language....
>>156055911>When is Homestuck going to be good again?Anon.... That happened in 2023
>>156060284not enough arrows and missing the circles4/10 in the clickbait class
>>156060291clickbait?
>>156060273Why is Rose black?
>>156060291>4/10Just making sure the quality matches the rest of the comic then
>>156060296anon... she's whitecorner of the colorwheel type of white
>>156060272i find these super funny. the discussions. good morning and afternoon anon! im having a very tranquil day so far.
>>156060276Second link is broken?
>>156059759>raised as a slave>>156060181>sex criminalIt’s like their idea of “romance” is having someone to replace your family member molestation, as Piggy herself, the Davekat canonizer, also admitted to >>156060102Ah yes being a jokester means your sexual wishes can be ignored, that’s the classic Homestuck community Piggy-grade reasoning I stayed with abusive family to avoid
>>156060324yes idk why it is
>>156060296Because wmbf is based
>>156060321She's black
Ill have a nepeta latte with extra milkNo whipped cream
>>156060352What, white girls can't have huge asses now?
>>156060352>big ass = black
>>156060365>>156060361It's not about the size. It's about the pose.
>>156060339Okay breedingduties, go home to your wife.
>>156060352holy shit this cannot be a real response kek
>>156060352well she does have a FAT PUSHY so...i have no arguments against that.
>>156060371>showing ass = black
>>156060339It is a little based. It's a little easier to see jade as black. Mostly because she isn't really tied to white America culturally, and her dad is a rich explorer dude, so like in a meta context her being a mixed baby makes sense (even if in context it wouldn't,)Homestuck is so fucking white it's hard to really headcanon anyone as black and make it feel *right*
>>156060385i wish my dog girl would greet me like this everyday...
>>156059759unrelated but it's so hot that dirk desperately wants to be seen by dave and dave is completely unwilling to acknowledge him. impressive how even davekatters further the dirkdave agenda
Dirk groomed his own daughter. I'm going to have to take away his homo privileges
>>156060323Thanks :D Glad to hear your feeling tranquil. Ill prob save this thread when it's over so I can keep the memories when new updates come out and even more crazy bullshit happens.
Surrending Myself to Ellith
Do any other anons here save threads lol? Is it weird to do this?
>>156060181>>156059759>dont say it>dont say it>dont say itdavekat won anon. keep crying that your ship didnt get in kek
>>156060408what did anon mean by this
>>156060528You're bra showing
>>156056147these are good fics
>>156060563The dirkdave enjoyers in this thread seem to have good taste. I agree.
>>156060336>>156060324there you go. PLEASE look at it its so goodhttps://imgur.com/a/terezi-8UwXRxF
>>156060528that i want a dog girl friend to love me.
>>156060630GOLLY
>>156060630I hate fat bitches but i love thick mommies
>>156060508>anon as he stands in the bombed out ruins of Homestuck: haha, we won!
>>156060630God I wish trolls were real
>>156060374I think it's funny how so much of his stuff pivoted to interracial stuff after shacking up with 70degree, but it's not even raceplay or anything. It's just white guys fucking black chicks or him reposting his wife's art. Credit where credit is due, he really did end up a wife guy like he made Dave.
>>156060747trolls arent built like this anon im sorry
>>156060408you would die
>>156060774They are once they start eating human earth food
>>156060702For some reason I've got an urge to smash him with a hammer
Most of the homestuck cast is non-white when you think about it.
>>156060833All the girls are black and all the men are white.
>>156060833because they're trolls
>>156060853some of them are grey anon, dont be greycist
>>156057478>my last day in this generala-are you going to die?
>>156060862Yes but they're troll black.
I live in a society where everyone is the same race, so I never thought of the Homestuck characters as belonging to one race over another. I find it strange how people have strong feelings about assigning races to Homestuck characters. Except Meenah. She's definitely black. I know enough about human culture to understand that.
one day when im not so busy i will write john meeting jade and shes black and john says some racially insensitive things because hes stupid and 13 and thinks shes hot
>>156060833bait used to be believable
>>156060905It's a profoundly american neurosis, consider yourself lucky for not living in an environment that makes you care about it.
I just need to see her getting plapped pregnant
>>156060783damn. Death by dog dick.worth it.
>>156060977>painted fingernails>toenails aren't paintedKILL YOURSELFKILL YOURSELFKILL YOURSELF
>>156060967I'm American and I don't give a shit about it, of course that may be due in part from me refusing to go to college.
>>156060988sorry, in davejade there is only puffy puppy pussy and fertile doggy womb.
>>156060998we are not drawing jade with dog pussy, i refuse this reality
>>156060994Bro she can't reach that.
caliborn is black the same way is piccolo is too. green
>>156060961>trolls>dersites>cherubs>leprechaunsdiversity WON
>>156061005Any pussy you draw on Jade is a doggy pussy technically.
>>156060998oh i like cookies too so. all is fine.
>>156060998why is this picture is so much hotter than even the best goonerslop
>>156060227>>156060242This made me feel a kind of ethereal in that I am both horny and elated that I got to witness this in the short time I get on this planet. Thanks.
dog-tier jade is LITERALLY a bitch
>>156061034theres this too anon >>156060276>>156060630
>>156061026oh wait i forgor abt the aliens. yeah tru. im dumb.
Karkat and Kanaya are sephardic jewsTerezi and Vriska are ashkenazi jews
schizophrenic personality disorder
Davepeta is still Hussie's biggest mistake
>>156061033Imagination.
>>156061106Schizophrenia isn't a personality disorder
>>156061074>ashkenazi jews dump sephradic jews after a long relationship and proceed to circlejerk together insteadSays a lot about israel
davejade art still kinda blows because jade is drawn smaller than dave and thats BULLSHIT
>>156061122It could've been good if they never became one entity and instead had a sloppy make out for 50 pages while jasprose watched
>>156061129ofc you would know abt it nonnie <3
>>156060059You know it!
>>156060868i got cancer
>>156061134Jade has short power bottom energy, sorry.
My favorite troll is Mexican because I am Mexican My least favorite troll is a sodomite because I hate sodomites
>>156061174:( im sorry to hear that anon
>>156061169You can find the DSM5 online if you're curious
>>156061174i thought you got cured from it??
>>156061178i dont really agree at all. i think jade is a straight top. especially because dave is a bitch who would would need to be forced to actually top. honestly all witches are tops desu
>>156061134i like seeing dave be more assertive and physically taller in fanart sometimes its a nice change of pace
>>156061200oh damn you are serious.
>>156061210no, i'm bald
>>156061033sexual tension can be hotter than the sex itself
>>156061186t. Vriska
>>156061231oh damn sorry
>>156061223I'd like to think that it's a Dave that got his life together and isn't fucking terrible like all the other Daves. He sees the other Daves and is disgusted by them, but says nothing.
>>156061063I know. For some reason I feel that replying to four posts in one is a bit too much. And as much as I appreciate nude ass, I honestly think non-nudity is sexier in many contexts.
>>156061223eh, i just cant buy it.it feels like a partial shafting of jade. which of course, is something i get really anal about. i am fine with dave being assertive tho i suppose? a perfect davejade relationship theoretically brings out daves more hotheaded side.
Morning hsg!
>>156061210that was me, this is another anon
>>156061326admittedly i've had a latent crush on dave that hasn't gone away since i was 16, so maybe it's just nice to imagine him actually pursuing a relationship with a cute girl instead of being the most passive bitch boy imaginable
johnticklingkarkat.png
>>156061346until both if our pussies don't function anymore
>>156061225(me)>Schizophrenia is a lifelong brain disorder found in approximately 0.3 to 0.7 percent of the American population. The disease is typically diagnosed between the mid-teens and age 30 after psychotic symptoms emerge for the first time. A psychotic episode is when a person completely loses touch with reality and experiences delusions, hallucinations, or both[1][2].tsk but there is other places that also call the schizphrenic personality disorder as a variation of it. this is why i blabbled it. hard to figure what is the real one and not when there is so many articles with the "disorder" in the tittle.
>>156061172gotta work on that autograph
>>156061356A Good Dave, if you will?
>>156061350you gotta be kidding me there is at least 2 people here that got cancer :( ????fuck. i gotta keep myself in check.
nevermind i found it again. i lost it on my way back
>>156061377alright anon there's way too many characters you'd destroy your pelvis to. we're gonna need a tier chart now
>>156061356nah i get it. when i was but a tiny prospitcest anon (15 years ago) i also had a huge fucking crush on dave. even bigger than my current crush on john. but as i grew, i changed, and i realized that if i ever dated dave, or fucked him, i would be on top, and im ok with that, in fact i somewhat relish it. but i can understand that for other dudes or girls wanting a dave who is the protective and is bigger than you and keeps you safe
>>156061423yay
>>156061134How tall do you want your Jade?
>>156061461He's a knight. He needs to get over himself already.
>>156061453the aradia anon tier list :0thats a good idea. we should all make tier lists desu
john is domming both dave and karkat. john and his buttboys.
>>156061482i draw my jade *really* tall. but i imagine jade like 5'10 at 13 and dave like 5'5. (john is 5'2)>>156061485knights serve their witches, heheheheeh
>>156061482Vampire RE8 lady tier
>>156061482also did you draw this? good job!
>>156061486it's settled. EVERYONE make a tierlist of how hard you'd destroy each character's pelvis
sigh. 2 more months. maybe 3.
>>156061490So you're saying red boys are build for big blue cock
>>156061574Until what?
>>156061612ya. that means that vantases have to bend down to zahhaks.
>>156061490hsg agrees top john is canon
>>156061636nahhhhhhhhhh
>>156059759Ultra rare deathco avatar o_o
>>156061636Only with Rose, despite her protests
>>156061628puter time
John subs for women but would dom men(if he were gay).
is this true?
am i based or cringe
i'm still reeling over catching a ban for posting incredibly tasteful top john fanart
>>156061688also for transparencies sake when making this list i was assuming all of the trolls would have penises, even the girls. if they dont...that kinda changes the list, not by that much, but a few of the girls would prob move down a spot or two. (mostly the medgidos and the pixcies)
>>156061688YOU WOULD RATHER FUCK A DOG THAN KANAYA, JANE AND TERREZI?????????
>>156061687Fat FUCK
....mayhapshes a good boy...best friend...
>>156061688is this your tier list for how badly you want them to fuck you
>>156061733yeah>>156061726jane can kiss my ass i hate that hoesame with kanaya
>>156061744what the fuck did jane do to you
>>156061726>that anon's a witch>witch is just one letter away from bitch>bitches are female dogsSimple as
>>156061744tf did kanaya do to you?
>>156061757i dont know i just think shes lame and boring for most of the story and actively annoying for the rest, and i think the bedroom situation would be similar>>156061764I HATE SYLPHS, I HATE EM, TOTAL SYLPH DEATH
>>156061764She's pitched for sylphs
>>156056295>>156060563very chuffed you enjoyed. I'll try to find more when I have spare time
>>156061783back talking gossiping treacherous fake fakey fake WHORES
>>156061803wat
>>156061792of course <3 thanks for the suggestions
>>156061803I think i will pleasure myself with this fish.
>>156061688>Bec And jade being that highYou're a white woman in disguise!
Alan is like Ellith and Mallum son.
>>156061851i am very offended at the accusation of being called white.you can call me a jeet indian monkey, but NEVER white
>>156061767>>156061783whoa dude my mom is a slyph of life, they're not all bad!
>>156061858Alan seems like the type to help Skye cut herself
>>156061817>how anon looked when writing that post
>>156061866my mom is...also sylph of life (weird huh)so mommy issues win again as the cause for my weird hangups.i wonder if pitched sex with kanaya would help or make it worse
>>156061688you are kinda cringe for liking early jake more than jane. the rest is fine.
what do you guys think of my tier list? (im ace)
>>156061888nta but early jake isn't even that bad as a charactera bit retarded to be sure, but it's not a fatal flaw
>>156061889pretty based. im trying to figure out which anon you are by your tastes alone but i cant. Tho, anyone who can handle a relationship with rose i can respect. And of course, my boy in s. my beautiful beautiful boy
>>156061900(all dave's btw)
>>156061889isn't a platonic relationship and friends the exact same thing
>>156061884what mommy issues you have, rose lalonde?
>>156060227>>156060242>>156060276Who is she???
>>156061876??? why the fuck would he do that? really having mixed messages about Alan. He seems like just easily baitable to do shit but at the same time he is quick to know when to stop and scamp out of trouble. Every thing so far seems like he is aware of avoid trouble but you come saying shit like that...? I know you are joking but so far he doesn't seem to be the sadict manipulator type.
>>156061940you can see the watermark at the corner. she does cosplays of different things not just hs
>>156061900you know i think i will neuter jade before fucking her.
>>156061939>raised in an only female household>mom was both strict yet absent>youngest sister, runt of the litter>somewhat rebellious and tomboyish >mom hated everything that wasn't work or tradfemit was a disaster from the start. also i loved in a small island country and was poor. but thats besides the point
>>156061967Coward.
>>156062023i cant handle so many dirty diapers and many little mouths crying anon. sorry.
>>156062042Coward! If you are in a position to be impregnating Jade you obviously have Sburb powers, use them.
mom lalonde funnily enough looks like my mom. and also, she raped me when i was 8 and recorded it in video and then sold it for money. i came out a little fucked up because of that, i didnt really recover to this day.
>>156062023>>156062050look what the epilogues took from us man
i wonder how much of the sburb powers are inherited through sburb. would my children inherit any sburb powers i get? likely not right? since its all level based.
>>156062050ok i will impregnate jade and let dave take care of the kid. hah! nailed it.
>>156062075fuck i forgot to put the handle for extra comic effect. oh well.
>>156062063What if mom did the same to rose?
Want to draw Jane, can't think of an outfit. Suggestions?
>>156062063i'm so sorry anon. i also met someone that passed from something similar. but im glad you are here and well.
>>156062101Cowprint or bust
>>156062071ummm anon this is hetslop don't you know?
>>156062063>>156062105im not gonna go into it, but yeah, i feel you guys, i have been through similar stuff.
>>156062101this.
>>156055892i love ellith
>>156062125also this
>>156062125>That Opening in her Pantiesayyy
>>156062101Fuchsia royalty cosplayShe's technically a heiress after all
Jakebros... What is this feeling?
>>156062146shhh.. little anon nothing is showing
>>156062152hope....
>>156062152delightfully evil. as it should be. i like seeing this little page siree angry.
>>156059765>davekat>dirkjohn>vrisreziTel aviv impressed
>>156062188i never ever mentioned vrisrezi you SWINE!
>>156062116Good.I want the OG cast out and happy and their stories done with. I'm tired of all this.
>>156062116if they were going to do babies ever after they might as well have canonized all the hetslop too
>>156062125anon food only no whores, there plenty of whores here already
>>156062289No no, you'll get your next gen but everyone will be miserable because Hussie's own marriage fell apart, got it?
I understand the appeal of grimdorks, davejade, karezi and so on on principle, but I can't support pairings that aren't speciesmixing propaganda in good conscience unless it's a pair-the-spares situation
>>156062311thank god hussie didn't spawn a child at least
>>156062323But Davejade is speciesmixing propaganda
>>156062330The dog isn't even from another universe, let's have some standards
>>156062311no i dont got it
>>156062326Yeah I get on some level why he makes Dave entirely scared of parenthood because Hussie is at least entirely aware that he himself is absolutely unqualified to take care of another human being.But sometimes his self insertism gets annoyingly in the way of anything good.
I recently finished the comic
>>156062359where are the males
>>156062338>The dog isn't even from another universeIt was spawned from outside the universe.
>>156062359>Meenah five tiers below Condie?
>>156062377No boy in Homestuck managed to breach the gay barrier
>>156062202>there is terezi and vriska too
>>156062311It's stupid because Hussie considers Yiffy to be Dave's kid narratively it's justPointlessly messy, and not in a fun way. Or even an interesting way.
my turn. rate my chart on how well I'd get along with everyone realistically
>>156061889what's so bad about being friends with calliope?
>>156060092total toby victory…
>>156062435now make one about who you want to fuck
all these whores talking about fucking
>>156061688>went from hating dirk to putting him in A tiernoice. the propaganda is woking
>>156062395
>>156062460he has an unmistakable strider charm i cant help it
>>156062451I'm ace, best I do is this friendship chart
>>156062450It's amazing how much Toby avoids the same mistakes while Hussie tries to ride his coattails
>>156062473why the fuck are you all asexual
>>156062473>2 asexuals in hsgwell im not suprised i just think its neat
>>156062491sorry my fujo energy absorbed all of their sexuality
>>156062470i remember just a month ago you were bemoaning how obnoxious and unlikeable he was, i'm so glad you've seen the light
>>156062432This is the problem with being irony poisoned.
>>156062524i still think he is really obnoxious, like reading his logs i wanna strangle him.but in a slightly more loving way. or maybe the way where i just put my cunt on his face to shut him up. either way
>>156062491mother nature decided you motherfuckers were having too many kids and created my master race. all in a day's work
>>156062525holy trueball
>>156062497oh thats my ace brother right there. meet him like 6 months ago in the threads and its still just us whos ace
>>156062525Hussie wants everything to be considered irreverent and silly as an easy out for whenever anyone criticizes him but gets mad when nobody takes dog penis cuck shit the comic seriously
>>156062497I think it's neat too. it's so rare to come across other aces in the wild
>>156062540it's a type of cute aggression and we all have it. he's so pathetic you just want him dead kind of feelings
>>156062540>maybe the way where i just put my cunt on his face to shut him upHOLY BASED
>>156062573studying dirk and actively seeking out art of him for my 2 drawings featuring him also made me appreciate him more. i think hes cute. he is daves brother after all>>156062580its one of those days you wanna sit on someones face
>>156062567I did just say he's irony poisoned.
>>156062063Based
My mom reminds me of AradiaThat fucking smile I'm telling you Why does Aradia have to have such human teeth?
>>156062063holy shit we gotta do something about the SA epidemic on homestucks
thinking about dirks living situation made me feel for him a little more in general too.poor boy
>>156062497im ace too but i dont mind sex. neuther bad or good. my libido is like of a panda.
>>156062651Something Awful?
Epilogues bad touched me
>>156062613yeah yeah for now you can say you love him because he's a strider, but one day you'll love him regardless of his genetic lineage
>>156062689>>156062497>>156062561Asexuality isn't real you're either raped trauma, mentally ill, or just faking it and given how horny you fucks are online it's the last one
>>1560626893 of them!
Vriska raped my sexuality
>>156062656>literally raised himself. taught himself everything he knows and is actually pretty talented >only meaningful interactions are online. first irl exchange happens when he's SIXTEEN (roxy at least had the company of her carapacians and various pets)>is emotionally, romantically, and socially stunted and is exceptionally hard on himself about all his shortcomings
>>156062690sexual assault
>>156062690>>156062735same difference
>>156062770>>156062770>>156062770
>>156062705epilogues took me to the island
>>156062709not liking to fuck changes nothing in your or anybody life's and you choose to be obsessed if im fucking or not. what a cuck
>>156062808lmao using a jake pic, keep on living your lie "ace" but jacks off to porn riiiight
>>156060227Twitter?
>>156062967i do not jack off to porn why are you straight up imagining things about me?
