HIVEBENT Edition QOTT: Not so much a question, but post your headcanon troll height charts. Last session: >>156186707Homestuck Resources:https://homestuck.net/resources/booru/The best way to read homestuck:https://uhca.carrd.coAndroid ver:https://github.com/ltnkrieg/homestuck-collection-androidWHITEBOARD!https://r8.whiteboardfox.com/87648544-2498-2819MAGMA!https://magma.com/d/ul9Fe3Msg9
>>156211480OUR HEROES....and Feferi is there too I guess.
>>156211480That's easy: everyone is taller than Karkat (even Kankri), Meenah is taller than everone else if she stands up straight, Kanaya and Equius (and their alt selves) are the same height, and then just go in reverse sign order
>>156211427I would imagine that for each lord player they get leprechauns respective for their aspect, for example I made these space bound leprechauns in hypothetical cherub blood swap au.
>>156211480ARTISTS! reply to this with your latest artwork.
>>156211577FAT UGLY WHORE
>>156211480not trolls but i feel really strongly about my jake manlet headcanon
>>156211591hey thats not an artwork
Shower thoughts:If scratching the session resets it and the universe that spawns it, does it scratch all the other sessions from that universe? And when does that happen in those supposedly temporally-disconnected sessions?
>>156211577I guess this little thing I made.
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>>156211714really cute
Raped trolls begging Nepeta for help being raped but after years of being taught proper conduct by Equius she’s mentally incapable of understanding what rapes took place.Besides they happened to lowbloods anyway
>>156211809>years of being taught proper conduct by EquiusHow, would she watch him get consensually raped?
the niggerman is back.
>>156211577Johnsona, Davesona, Rosesona and Jadesona all assembled together for one autistic mess
>>156212130is the davesona and rosesona still considered incest
>>156212139nta but only if they are explicitly stated as siblings me thinks.
>>156212139Yeah they're ectobiologically connected
shota korpus bouncing on my lap as i work like a office chud in my desk. clicking shit but the boy is there for the morale.
>>156212207can't leave him alone for a second or he'll be back to his legbreaking ways
>>156212130whats the dave and jadesona name
>>156212257Dane and Jess
>>156212257Is it sona royale time
>>156212281yes sona hunger games
>>156212207what does it mean to work as an office chudalso what's his ass like? toned? plump?
>>156212281i need to add their names and make the jadesona sprite, you know
>>156212296https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bullshit_Jobs
>>156212220110% of my attention to Kristi. 12 hours per day. shoosh PAP him like no one else ever did.
>>156211480this whiteboard has like, 4 different artists i have never seen in my life
>>156212296Neither too big or small but perfectly toned. More muscle than fat. I think Korpus has a good shape in his muscles, giving that he trains his attention and body movements to make the swings and aim perfectly in the golf ball's hole. He and Mallum have pretty much the same body type imo. But Obviously Korp is smaller.
>>156212403itt we type out pb/sd males ass headcanons
>>156212485Okay but what's up with Sakura being on the left?
>>156212485Pile of dead Striders on every turn of the Isle of Man TT race>>156212487I don't spend a lot of time thinking about man ass
>>156212504https://x.com/_ksg7/status/2118753971548668184
>>156211577done with this one
>>156212586Cronus John has Crohn's disease
>>156212647It's not Joan it's Juan and he's a boy
>>156212586hmmmm... smoker greaser vriska...
>>156212670i had forgotten the name since last time so i thought i was joan. going to adjust
>>156212670crowpiss is.. latino medias?
We HG now?
>>156212788home general
>>156212788homo general?
>>156212788Let me squeeze those honkers general
>>156212688Actually yes, I'm Puerto Rican
>>156212830cute...
>>156212949Me on the left
>>156212949Me in the sun
>>156211480Looks like a comic cover. If there was a Homestuck comic, published monthly, what issue would it be at now, what act would they be stuck in right now?
>>>\co\156209796 I want my dick to kill her. It’s what the spider bitch deserves.
>>156212997surely it would be finished by now anon
>>156212997anon....
I love nepeta, jade, john, equius, karkat and kanaya.oof. okay time for me to try to take a nap.
>>156212997We'd be finishing the second felt intermission arc
>>156212997>If there was a Homestuck comic...
>>156213041Floppies published in stores.
Homestuck mangaArt by Eiichiro Oda (One Piece got cancelled)
>Homestuck as a DC imprint >Homestuck as a Marvel imprint Pick oneNo, you can't kill yourself
>>156213111DC because of Karkat's rant about Superman
>>156213111I retcon the comic industry out of existence insteadBesides, the big twist of the entire series (John retroactively appearing and altering panels he did not when the comic was first released, a timeline that branches off several times in the middle) would not work in linear format
>>156213111Human-only homestuck as hussie originally intended to DC, hivebent to marvel
>>156213199>Hussie gets picked up by SLG>Meets Vasquez>Karkat takes over the comic as the main character
Vriska becoming a mainstay in the X-Men
>>156213111>Marvel Homestuck gets cancelled and rebooted to hell with no real endings anymore just multiverse shit paradox space BUT we get a single movie and a animated show>DC Homestuck gets more diddy blud ahh content and Hussie comes forth and says John impregnates almost every woman BUT we get insane new lore with world building, beforus comic and dancestor session comic before meenah's bomb went off
>>156213285>We get HSBC before HSBC is a thing>Start bitching about different writer arcs where John is trans, Dave is gay and Rose is pregnant with Jade's daughter before we even get to Game Over
>>156213214She kills Charles Xavier and replaces him with Tavros(forma de cripple) as a new professor X who lets her do whatever she pleases
Today's reread is 7400-7600We're almost thereHold the line /hsg/Hooooooold
Lore reason why Kanaya and Vriska share the same hooked horn and have fangs? I remember thinking they were sisters before I learned that's not possible.
>>156213322>says kino after kinowhat did anon mean by this
>>156213361What part of incestuous slurry pulled from ancestors who lived thousands of years ago don't you getThey are likely partially related
>>156213361It comes from their signs.
>>156213406I owe him sex.
>>156213435>We need a new sign for Scorpio>Let's just reuse Virgo's, no one will care
>>156213485who tf is this
Remember why we must keep dreaming
everyone is this picture has no balls. no dick.
>>156213611WRONG, terezi is in this image.
i hate homestuck i wish this shit was good.
>>156213611some people have microdicks, okay?
>>156213611they're gonna have to drop their pants so we can verify
>>156213611nigga never heard of tucking.
>>156213384Actually I keep forgetting about Karkat's throwaway line that he made the troll ecto babies like John made all the kidsPresumably every single one of the trolls has an ecto sibling (something like Karkat/Nepeta, Vriska/Kanaya, Tavros/Aradia, Equius/Gamzee, Sollux/Terezi, Eridan/Feferi) and it simply isn't made anything of or even brought up
>>156213672karkat is momdaddy of every one of the beta trolls. and pre scratch trolls too i guess? i saw an fanart of him creating the pre scratch trolls too.
>>156213656how the hell is jake tucking while on boxers praticaly
>>156213611>The small details on terezis and roses chest.
>>156213704he is just that good.
>>156213625terezi is indeed the only only one who has something close to a bulge on the pants
>>156213744In this moment, she is euphoric.
>>156213744GIVE ME YOUR HAT
>>156213111HS as a Marvel book would be canceled because Quesada had a personal problem with it. Only for Kieron Gilen to use Terezi in Young Avengers and have her kiss girls. There’d be the occasional tie-in to axis or original sin, where the human cast would get slow epilogues now and then. Until Ewing uses The Green Sun in his Ultimates run and fully canonizes god-tier Jade Harley. Then using her in his defenders book where he then decides to reveal her dog dick as part of making her some Sumerian hermaphrodite.
>>156213704You don't think you can have a dick bulge in diapers.
>>156211628>does it scratch all the other sessions from that universe?Nope, those instances exist independently. So there should be tens of thousands of sessions from B1 Earth still out there, but they're all null sessions cause no session born from Bilious Slick can bear fruit. And due to the rules of paradox space anybody from those sessions are doomed to toil in obscurity, since we never see them in the comic. So there very well could be a session of humans whose players went god tier, came to understand they needed to work behind the scenes, and set things up for the kids+trolls, never revealing their presence.
>>156213611Isn't this technically the only time we've ever seen Dirk smile in the webcomic?
>>156213611It's insane how there's only one character in this picture who wasn't horrifically character-assassinated
>>156213111>No, you can't kill yourselfis that a challenge
>>156213798theres another time
>>156213285WRONG Disney would make a kiddie show with the Homestuck cast to the ire of the anons, but I would would keep HS merch on shelves.
what if i draw someone in diapers again (joke)
>>156213801who
>Meat Jane became a politician>Candy Jane became a businesswomanWhere is good end gumshoe Jane
>>156213831You're going to get resurrect over and over by some corpo bitch with a life aspect until you give up and make your choice.
>>156213884Those powers only work once.
>>156213856Pick some guy in a page outfit, they're bitch-made and already look like they're wearing baby clothes, so there's some synergy here
>>156213897I'm pretty life powers let you do regular non-kiss resurrection. Didn't Jade do that in collide a few times?
>>156211480When the [Session] get [Conjoined]
>>156213841>to the ire of the anonsI, for one, would welcome Tavros and Nepeta's happy go-lucky FLARPventures
>>156213950Aw shit, has it updated again?
>>156213939Jane's powers can only revive someone once.
is this peak brojohn https://files.catbox.moe/co4zv6.png
>>156211577i want her to finger my cunt while i nurse from her breasts
Vibri just called for AI to be banned so I can AI clone the MSPA format and get going with my epic Webcomic using AI gifs for maximum ownage of the Homestuck team currently. Genius sees opportunities.>>156211850If he talked with her about rape he would just go on about unconscionably 100d behavior, talk about the inferiority of lowblood mating habits to go with their poor genetics, and leave while showing her one of his fine horse penis sculptures
posting this here so it never gets lost
>>156211577Just realized I havent done a full piece in a few days fuuuuuck I need to get grinding again or Ill never be good
>>156214114forgot the image and the delete button doesnt seem to work anymore either. how embarrassing
>>156214109>switching to ddgDidn't it have AI too?
>>156214132the ship that could've saved the act 6 intermissions
>>156214109ok im ignoring the fact that she used gemini to find a manga panel instead of just reverse searching it and instead im focusing extremely focused on her wanting some dick dick go because now im imagining her bouncing on my dick
/hsg/ oldfags might think im just saying stuff when i say im going to make a webcomic site right now, but AI has made me so powerful. Like ive always been dysfunctional without its existence!>>156214165Probably. And trying to find websites coded with no AI is effectively impossible these days. But whatever gets the virtue signal, that’s the Tumblr exodus motto>>156214236I do not believe in the Penis so my eyes automatically corrected it to duck or dock (for epic space or sea ships)
>>156214175gamzee getting with terezi results in karkat getting double cucked, gamzee getting with dave also results in karkat getting double cucked. there isnt a single timeline where karkat gets to keep his moirail, he is doomed to be forever a cuck.
>>156213856jane advertising crockercorp brand diapers
>>156214084genuine dykeanon or larping troon? you decide.
>>156213856gamzee, because its funny and a part of me feels like his lusus probably didn’t care enough to potty train him.
>>156214289And what if gamzee, terezi, dave and jade all formed a polycule to quadruplecuck karkat?
>>156214132Aw glad you liked it anon <3
>>156214277The image you attached is the most pathetic shit ever man, like holy fuck
>>156214084nice drawing
>>156214297Need Smug Male!Rose to buckbreak.
>>156214331>gamzee in his unventilated respiteblock lying in his own piss and possibly also shit after consuming obscene amounts of sopor and passing out on the floor that hasn't been cleaned in countless sweepsConceive the fragrance
>>156213911>>156214309>>156214331i was joking. i'm never drawing diapers for free again. maybe when i open comms yall can see me doing it.
>>156214431Uhhh really? Are you saying this because I don’t know how to program as a non-programmer, because you’re scandalized by dunking on a woman (as I’ve liked to do since childhood) or a kneejerk trans gay reaction to any AI use?Figure out what your feelings actually mean and you’ll be able to get over your lgbt identity and stop forcing it on society
>>156214132HOLY KINO. MY RARE PAIR KISMESIS/Romance. Waow so cool. QwQ.
>>156214079yummie sparkled bro cake. WITH COCK OUT HOLY SHITOO.
Behold, my Ai-built mspa webcomic of beautyhttps://claude.ai/artifact/J19MnMqD5fh5p91qEjon4p
>>156214497Because its pathetic that you think an AI telling you "no I cant connect to github because your login is invalid retard" is anything you should be showing. And also because you wont do shit, like always. Still waiting on those mails btw.
Terezi and Nepeta is cute.
>>156214617Ok you’re on a lower level of mental incompetence than I thought, and you’re proven wrong already I was just showing that I was doing it. Since you consume so much porn you assume that every image needs to have some big impact.
>>156213974Take his legs away
>>156213974keep his legs on.
>>156213974i am neutral about his possession of legs
>>156214042Ye
>>156213974take off his arms and legs.
>>156214830nugget time again? at this time of the day and localized entirelly on this thread?
>>156214659Zero correlation between anything youre saying. Go back to touching your niece, at least youre good at that.
>>156214842my clock always says "nuggetAM/PM" so it is always nugget time.
i vegetarian again. no more nugget time for me.
>>156214867The Buc-ees alarm clocks are pretty based like that
Claude was kind enough to immediately recognize my webcomic dreams, while humans never stopped harassing me to make an animation pilot insteadTruly superior intelligences>>156214863Boil I’m just using you as an educational tool as usual.Yes you have zero comprehension of how anything is connected, that’s why you say the same things since 2020. It’s part of your gay lifestyle to avoid feeling like a normal adult to other gays.
>>156213744cutiee
TG:no rose it is impossible for you to mog meTT:
>>156215099>She's even mewingAbsolutely devastated
>>156215099it's OVER for moidcels
>>156214042Yeah we're getting machine elf lore
Driving sure is a thrill, hopefully nothing bad happens…Read Mythraic Here: https://mspfa.com/?s=71619&p=49
>>156215447ouuugh bryce my guuuy!
you guys should try to eat french toasts bread as regular toasted sandwiches it is pretty good.
>>156215498when you're a fat ass
>>156215788hey..... shush shut up :( bitch. eat some slop sometimes is good for the morale.
>>156215865sorry
>>156215889its okay ^--^
>>156216018> A Dick.
did you know that GOD in reverse is DOG? jade harley reference.
Cosplay time blerh ,also FUCK Costco
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>>156216543yeah dude
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>>156216360So damn true
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>>156216706Okay that should do it for now, as always, I hope you all enjoyed these blast from the past, I know I do!
>>156213354Well, somehow my eyes remain ungouged as the relationship chat begins pouring out of the dialoglog like a tidal wave of tumblr posting
>>156216768i'm so sorry man. by the way the last pages are like mostly textless so you will finish it quick.
>>156216768what is the relationship in question
>>156216854If you were reading along you would knowIt's all of them
but i dont want you to die
>>156216969why are they boucing like that? also amazing 4 digits anon.
>>156216969that alpha timeline must've been fun as fuck.
ross into rose and not the genderbent kind. (mom lalonde helped out with the clothes and money)
>>156217172really cute.
Me enjoying the power of ai to create a gajillion updates.
>>156217195roxy loves femininity so i feel like mom would be supportive in this specific situation
>>156217196was wondering what he's begging for. took me a moment to see the stuffy lmao
>>156217285OUR FUARKING HEROES!!!
>>156217285Which MSPFA is this
>>156217334newanon its sburb.exe
>>156217334https://mspfa.com/?s=49229&p=1
>>156217196anon the sauce PLEASE
>danbooru still down>ao3 still downgoddamn can SOMETHING work to fill my needs??
>>156217403If r34 goes down, it’s over.
>>156217386this artists draws baby dave with a pussy. anyways her https://aethy.com/@knightofstriders/media
>>156217421here*
>>156217421oh okay maybe a bit too far for me but thank you anyways
that phat pussy is kinda off putting this is not anatomically correct. but at least someone else art to look at.
>>156217454and its mostly toddlercon not my fav genre and doesnt fit the characters to me. i would love some bro fucking smuppets instead.
>>156217421never heard of this site before. is it a good alternative?
>>156217651no. i used there for a while. i mean if you just wants to dump art its good for it. but all mastodon/fedivese is just self moderated twitter full of pedos and nazis to so. your choice. i dont like there because i'm more than tired of social media. its good too if you just want to jack ofd but they only let artists sign in now. imo just quit socmedia. forever. make a website instead or just a pixiv/prometheus-archive.
>>156217651when it comes to art it's mostly just a website for lolisho/toddlercon
dmarko is so fucking hot.
>>156217757Put the pipe down or at least pass it
>>156217806what pipe?
>>156217757junice calm down we're still introducing nellie wait your turn
>>156217822i want that fuchsia pregnate with my mixedblood babies. its taking too long. the magenta team....
zodiac signs wise i'm an aries but i'm also right on the verge of pisces and thr thought of the condesce knocking me up with these rust-fuschia antichrist grubs and being one of her filthy little secrets gets me going sooo much
Ophiuchus master race (it's Lord of Light to you plebs)
>>156218376I'm going to stab her to death (so you can watch in despair), and then you.
>>156216969sippin on some egbert
>>156218376i'm legally taurus but on blood color quizzes and stuff i just pick indigo because equius is cool. leaking a dull brown from all over your body is just unattractive, it's not even a pleasant metallic orange. i just wouldn't let that happen to me
>>156218376I'm Virgo so I'm going to die a virgin fantasizing about Kanaya being a mother and a sister to me. It's funny how accurate my sign is.
Watch out for that pothole-Too late Read Mythraic Here: https://mspfa.com/?s=71619&p=50
>>156218721All that guy needs is a wildly-inappropriate book for kids (like, say, one of the pornier Pern novels), a walkman cassette player and two other kids crowding the back seat and that would have been road trips when I was a kid
>>156220216actually depressing and no it's not cause my childhood friend pulled this prank on me once!!!
Slumbering with Nepeta and she gets really hungry one night. Waking up to find encrusted clotted blood of various lusus colors on your head and hoodie
Today's reread is 7600-7800And boy what a rhetorical Miyazakian poison swamp it is to wade through
>>156220414>christfag ai chud moid seriously thinks he could bag nepeta
>>156220748this gif is so cute pls tell me there's one for each troll
>>156220748I would put a plastic bag over Aradia's head and hold it tight so she chokes to death
>>156220904>I would put a plastic 8ag over Aradia's head and hold it tight so she chokes to death >::::p
>>156220904Aradia would sell exit bags with her face printed on them
>>156220748I’m powerful, and chuds enjoy giga-grade physiques, and my Christian powers would activate her brain that respects a man who believes in a well-ordered society
>>156220945>and my Christian powers would activate her brain that respects a man who believes in a well-ordered societyand other funny jokes you can tell yourself
>>156220920Do not fucking Vriska my posts ever againI love Aradia and want to choke her to death out of love
>>156220578>hussie thinks space is life alignedWhat a romantic
>>156221019>Do not fucking Vriska my posts ever again I H8 Aradia and want to choke her out of 8urning vitriol <3<
>>156221048This is especially funny to me as I read Vriska cucking herself
>>156216617>leftunf
>>156218721He cute.
Feferi and Aradia share the same fatass bodytype Horseshoe theory is real
i hate sundays.
>>156221989A-ANON!!!
The way that art of Dave and Gamzee got vandalized reminds me of the sort of stuff you'd find drawn on the walls of a Sburb player
>>156222016vandalized?
>>156222016vandalize them back by drawing more fags.
>>156222061Oh! on the whiteboard. wow what a bunch of fags. is this some kinda jealousy their ship wasn't drawn as cool as this?
>>156222269or closeted anon that got his dick wet by seeing this.
>>156222016its prolly that nazi hussie drawer got mad that his drawing got deleted so he brought his unimployed friends
>>156222269im 90% sure these are banned r4cham users who only last thing they can do is access the whiteboard kek
>>1562222954chan*
>>156222276>>156222295just when I thought it couldn't get any more pathetic lmao
>>156222323what a good thing to see first in the morning.
>>156222016imagine being this much of a faggot on a homestuck whiteboard of all places. sad lonely man
The straight man yearns for femGamzee. He lashes out because of his lack of clussy. Do not blame him. Ignore him. It's society you must blame.
honk my horns.
>>156222516>The straight man yearns for femGamzee. He lashes out because of his lack of clussy.SO true.
>>156222569sadly there appears to be absolutely none fem!gamzee/john content, not yet at least.
>>156221989Love wins, anon. But it wasn’t made for this world.
>>156222516>Yearns for fem!GamzeeYeah! And fem!Tavros and her should kiss.
>>156222707agreed
today i will make the dirksonas real. they will exist in real life!
>>156222763are you going to cosplay as every single one
>>156222511Built for dorky blue eyed human men.
Bald Strider
>>156211480Homerstuck is highly satanic because it has DEMONS and HOMERSEXUALS
>>156223097kys already you unfunny faggot
Handmaid forced to dress as various imouto characters throughout anime history
why is damara japuneese?
>>156223411Aradia was initially based on Japanese ghost girls
>>156223447oooooh fur reals? that explains a lot actually.
>>156223411Since beforans parody skewed fan interpretations of alternians, I assume it's because people memed themselves into treating Aradia as Japanese because of the whole Maid = animu meido shit
>>156223481hmm another valid and interesting reason.
>aradia (((megido)))
>>156222016cleaned up, sorry for the wait i just woke up
>>156223512megido so far seems to have hebrew origins and not japanese. you know what that means!!!!
>>156223590who the hell in hebrew is named megido
Good morning hsg Nation, I hope your well! I'm currently in the WAGIE CAGIE. So you know how it is :pWanna know what grinds my gears? There's barely any good Homestuck wallpapers. I wish my desktop could have one, but no one draws any! I feel like I have to make up for that...
Why didn't Aradia just cast Megidolaon on Jack Noir?
>>156223611i browed the meaning of the name megido and it mostly pointed me out the word Megiddo that has this meanings:https://www.abarim-publications.com/Meaning/Megiddo.htmlhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tel_Megiddo
>>156223615cage you say
>>156223486dude where is the whip she is literally indiana jones to jake Lara croft
>>156223635>The site is renowned for its historical, geographical, and theological significance, especially under its Greek name Armageddon >Armageddon >her handle is apocalypseArisenhuh, neat
>>156223664Her breasts are not that small
>>156223664i dont think clothes work like that
>>156223486imagine being tavros and not falling for this
*ULT dirk kills the meat crew*John: DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRKKKKDirk: heh. youre still as weak as last time egbert.John:no. this cant happen!*individual shots of the dead crew*John: i will not allow this! DEATH TIER
>>156224287He's blue for an amazing reason!
once again asking if people need an artisttinyurl-com/2n2kzw6w
was searching for gamkan porn to fap to and found this
>>156224574where are you searching for because i like gamkan too
>>156224574>look for slop>find slopi see no issues
>>156224574this right here. the grandiose and peak of artistical skills. the singularity of shapes, such aluring fanworkand. Weep by just how based gamnaya artist are above all well know simplenton shippers. if this isn't art then nothing else is too.
Fucking typo aaaaah.
i think i will draw gamzee twerking a little as a joke when i have my pc home.
>>156224587mostly older stuff from tumblr thatd been archived as i already have seen and furiously masturbated to most of the gamkan porn the internet has to offer at this point in time>>156224674looking forward to it 0u0
>>156224287terezi crying begging the Heir of Breath to stop or he'll be just like dirk
DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRK!HOW DARE YOU HURT MY FRIENDS!!!URRRRHHHH WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME? IS THIS WHAT CALLIOPE WAS TALKING ABOUT? THE WINDY DEMON BLOOD...
>>156224986nigger what are you larping on about?
NANIII!>:BITS TOO MUCH..POWAR!IM GOING WIND DARK!
>>156224287>>156224986>>156225029bc if it was good
>>156225001The joke is that One Piece fans are currently having a psychotic episode because Luffy just turned black
>>156225099that form looks good i dont care what anyone says. it looks cool straight up
>>156225121Its such a nothingburger after the gear 5 flop
>>156225099Go back to your Battle Vs threads you Mongoloid Inbred.
in dragon ball stuck: beyond sayianGoku= johnjiren=Lord englishfrieza=ult dirkvegeta=DaveBulma=candy john(june) (this is good cause vegeta is married to bulma in db)
>>156224076WOWIE! This is awesome stuff :D
>>156224287death tier foreshadow???
>>156225197Kick these Jiggers back to the death battle threads
Lord English talks only once in the entire comic?
>>156225296bad baby, really bad.
>>156225325when he talks to damara yeah i think so
Shai'Hulud.
>>156225730Muadib Odrade Could be a troll name.
>>156225869Paul Atreides is a kid nameSeer of Time, man it sure would suck to be him
I really ought to catch up on sburb.exeLast I read Kiki had just entered
>>156225989You better get to it right fucking now because it has just gotten out of a pause and veri has started shitting out pages on a daily basis.
Morning hsg
Why is a spic gachalife fag spamming in the whiteboard
>>156226976anatomically correct terezi and gamzee.
>>156226976fuck you for reminding me of expanding knees
Jane owes me freshly baked cookies
>>156227103>1 cup butter, softened>1 cup white sugar>1 cup packed brown sugar>2 large eggs>2 teaspoons vanilla extract>1 teaspoon baking soda>½ teaspoon salt>3 cups all-purpose flour>2 cups semisweet chocolate chips>350 F oven for about 11 minutesKnock yourself out
>>156227148>Knock yourself outBut I wouldn't be able to enjoy some homemade cookies..
>>156227148i need to make these i miss baking cookies.
>>156225325Originally to be ominous, then Andrew just couldn’t do a character that manly anymore.
i love to draw small stupid characters with no effort or background that are vaguely inspired by problem sleuthit is my passion
>>156225325he does? when?
i dont know what to think about this
seriously what is the egbert/harley family eating
has anyone ever tried to make an alchemization simulation game with Claude?
>>156227749Why would I ask the demiurge to make my life worse
>>156227611Jake gigachad physique got spread through his genes
>>156227797>Jake>gigachaduh-huh
>>156227496>GIRL.>YOU THERE, GIRL.>GIRL, QUIT ALL THIS SCURRYING AROUND.>DO YOU BELIEVE YOU CAN ESCAPE ME BEFORE I ARRIVE?>HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO OUTRUN ME WHEN I AM ALREADY HERE?
>>156227611>>156227596Both are raised on an island and raised to fend off aliens, one had the diet of whatever was on the island and radiation and the other is Jake
>>156227877I said physique, not attitude. You can be giga muscular and still act like a fag.
>>156227148jane stop posting on 4chan
>hussie dies>the new owner of homestck posts something to this effect>"The author may be dead, but the owner is more alive than ever."W aura or L aura?
>>156228584L aura we own it us the people
>>156228670come on you know that isnat true
>>156228670First, "the owner is more alive than ever", in this case would imply that the community is Back tm.Second, you dont really believe that the fandom owns homestuck, right? Specially after how Hussie keeps trying to centralize the fandom around him and his word of the work.
>>156227908really do hate he only talks once,he really should have gotten more lines, but at least his lines were fire
>>156228934I am already here is top 3 homestuck lines for me, sad that its wasted on such a shitty villain
dave & rose having their first ever conversation post canon or meat john's revival which is more likely to happen first
does LE have a penis
>>156229202Two.
>>156229200i could imagine davebot and rosebot talking to eachother.
>>156229200dave and rose will not speak to each other until the last pages of the comic to unpack their trauma
>>156229202Strictly speaking, no: the doll doesn't have one thank god and cherubs don't until they metamorphose after maturity
rereading act 6 and like, caliope and roxy always had the most obvious ship dialogues ever. i dont know why it took for bc for it to happen
>>156229499The camera even cuts away just before Roxy "does something" to Calliope when she leaves for the LE fight
>>156229499they are really cute indeed.
bumpieee
YAR THEE SEAS ROAR FIERCE, I SEARCH THE 7 SEAS FOR THE CURSED TOKEN
would you guys eat seadweller à la bourguignon
one day homestuck will get added into fortnite and then I can recreate this image
>>156229276cherubs don't have genitalia at all, they breed through their rainbow breath.
>>156230411>"Bourguignon" is, since the mid-nineteenth century, a culinary term applied to various dishes prepared with wine or with a mushroom and onion garnish.[6][7][8] It is probably not a regional recipe from Burgundy.[9][4]>When made with whole roasts, the meat was often larded.[4]huh. you know what. not with meat but i would love to eat something like that.
i feel bad i weaked out and eat a little chop of chicken. now i feel both physically and emotionally sad. last last time.
>>156229499You faggots desperately need friends
after turning them into sprites i have made one of them real. but such low effort
>>156230550>luffy as tall as zorowthat the fuck
>>156230676damn. little antsy now huh? angy cuz we talking about homestuck in the homestuck general?
>>156230690the creature....
>>156230690absolute kino. everyday we inch closer and closer to a real /hsg/ mspfa
>>156230690aww anon this looks so cute!
i couldnt get the hair done right. there will be a better attempt tomorrow
>>156230721show me your hair once you finish i want to see how it ended up :3
>>156230788hey sexy~
>>156230811hii baby.HI
>>156230411I have not had occasion to think about what a troll would taste like when cookedGiven the lack of cannibalism among their kind and the similarity of their tastebuds to those of humans I would guess they do not taste good especially when you consider the compounds that would be giving their blood those colorsMaybe you could do something in preparation, like they have to do with sharks to pull the urea out of the muscle, but at that point you're really going a long way for what is likely a terrible meal
>>156230872have you considered they might be really tasty but don't eat each other out of the slightest amount of respect they have for each other
>>156230911Even when Gamzee was slaughtering them at peak madness he did not take a bite, nor did he bother the bodies in his fridge (what a sentence)
>>156230997In my personal headcanon Gamzee does taste the trolls blood at least. I'm pretty sure once he went crazy he tasted at least tavros blood. when kissing him. And he made the little blood bottles of blood of his friends. so like. yeah.
in your home there is a stuck
>>156231401in my home there are mice, which i hate
>>156230690incredible, i'd pay money to have it sent to me
>>156229200one of these has been frequently teased with the latest one being in literally the last update, while the other has been a victim of some kind of writers vendetta against its very existence.
>>156231548brother hallucinated an update
>>156231742aaaaaaaaa where are my meds
It’s about time to prompt AI for a song I wrote for the first game I wanted to make. The existing song that's the best reference is How Do I Live>>156229202No. He doesn't believe in sex
>>156230872>>156230911>>156231024I bet troll flesh is sour and stinging to human tongues. The blood is sticky and thick like oil. But Higherblood cannibals would’ve found ways to enjoy them, if they’re not just used to the taste. Some fermentation in sugary soda or preservation in honey might knock out the harsher notes, creating room for different flavors to be played with. Of course, to Rainbow Drinkers, troll blood is just plain delicious.
>>156230411That would get the Legislacerators on your ass VERY quick.
Does anyone know where a dirkjake truther might go to read fanfic and cure their withdrawal during this a03pocalypse? Im going to kill myself.
>>156232642lots of old homestuck fics can be found on tumblr
>>156232085>make ideas inspired by my creativityyou're so retarded it boggles the mind. could you please just go talk to grok all day instead
>>156232939Please don’t feed the fish. Buddy is so far up his own ass it’s not even funny. But leaving him alone contains the retardation.
>>156229200:(
>>156232968Sometimes you just see a person and suddenly believe Aristotle's natural slave theory holds a bit more water
I dreamed that I was in Sburb and could still access 4chan. Made no sense to me that everyone was still posting as normal despite the apocalypse, but then I tried /r9k/ (I never normally go there) and saw a punch of pictures of real trolls and atomic seething about the hemospectrum and quadrants.What the fuck? Are you all trolls?
>>156234164>atomic seething about the hemospectrum and quadrants.PLEASE give us some detail
>>156230411Sure, why notImagine feasting on Cronus' flesh while he's still kept alive
>>156234388
>>156230872>>156230911Trolls are ze bugs so they must take like ze bugs I don't think their meat would be an appealing delicacySeadwellers might be better though, like a good shrimp, lobster or crab
>>156234381I don't remember the detailsAfter the revelation that was posting on trollchan the whole time I just went back to Sburb stuff
>>156234395It's okay cronus, cannibalism is the ultimate act of love
bump
I wish I lived in a society ruled by Feferi
>>156226067Isn't that just how he always updates? There's just pauses between flashes.
>>156235176For our future, there's only room for one Grand Ruler of SocietyAnd I know where my vote's going
>>156235206>comic updated immediately after this postpetpeta stop lurking here and work on your comic
>>156235212FUCK democracy, FUCK republicanism and FUCK sugar-free drinks
>>156235300NO GODS OR KINGSONLY CAN
Surrender Yourself To Ellith and All Your Sins Will Be Forgiven.
>>156235318I don't think Kanaya would say that.
>>156235511Good Thing I'm Not Her.
Lord English x Anonymous
>>156235526no no...no.. anything but that.
>>156211480making karkat shorter than nepeta is SOULmaking nepeta shorter than karkat is SOULLESS
>>156211568these are really cool, thanks for sharing
>>156235575what if they are both the same height but obese full of lard?
>>156235515you won't trick me you glow-in-the-dark CIA dyke
>>156235602im a fag. get it right.
>>156235575I really love when karkat is the shortest but i also like when nepeta is the shortest, its a hard thing to balance. hmmmm
i have a derse fetish. sorry prospit girls. i only like the ones from derse
>>156235731thank god i'm prospiss then.
Aradia is the only attractive character in the entirety of Derse.
would you a shota cloun?
idk i never finished dark souls
>>156235818yes. yes i would. would cuddle and plao him and cuddle him eeven moooore.
>>156235818by the way is this some mod for pesterquest or it is just a fanart??? i need to know.
>>156235760Me when I'm lying
job interview went well
>>156236181yipieee glad for you anon!
>>156236293"old man yaoi" has done irreparable damage to the fujo community
>>156235731>Prospitians are 1000% times more likely to cheat on their partners than Dersites, according to a recent study
>>156235938it’s fanart, i do wish that there actually was a pesterquest mod where you got to wife up gamzee preferably with sprites that arent painful to look at.
>>156236357on my list.
>>156236293this reminds me of a homestuck rewrite/retake where somebody shoved their thinly-veiled bro x granpda yaoi with them beating the shit out of each other while drunk all to explain why Jade and Dave were living together
Alpha Dave x Alpha Jade is the pairing the woke globalists are keeping from you
>>156236542But anon, Emmanuel Macron and his wife are exactly that and they ARE woke globalists
>>156236542Alpha John x Alpha RoseI just imagined an entire storyline where she talks him into dating the empress as a double agent and he spends the entire time regretting it
>>156236293one of the sexiest men ever made x one of the unsexiest men ever made
>>156235760>waking up and CHOOSING to be wrongyou ok anon?
Bro StriderBalding
peak preg gamzee at the whiteboar
dave strider
>>156237444beforan chicks mog because they can turn their heads around like owls
>>156237638god I can't wait till my mixer comes in the mail so I can bake all sorts of shit
>>156237752Jane....
>>156237759-You're early!
>>156237759I DO NOT PUNISH THE GROUND
im making protein bars jane. you make too jane crocker!!
id vote for jane. kill all trolls. they're disgusting they're pathetic they're awful and they must die. all of them. leave not one alive. not a single one. they never should've existed. they ruined homestuck.
>>156238490deport them back to Alternia.
>>156238490>kill>not enslave and turn them into the lowest caste(even below the consorts) in the brave new world that is earth CBOOOOO
I need to own a troll right now. Pull them by a leash and shit. I'm sure you folks know what I'm talking about here.
>>156238568>I'm sure you folks know what I'm talking about here.you should elaborate just so the people in the back can get it
out of all species, trolls deserve the universe the mostthey actually got off their asses to take over the galaxy and were kicking some ass in the process, so it's clear who will inherit the stars
>>156238614Sorry, but it's my Divine Right as a Human to leave things in the dark and let people come up with their own interpretations of what I meant.t. Seer of Void, Vagueposter by Profession
>>156238568I don't follow, please explain further
>>156238619they all collectively job to a single minor eldritch horror.
>>156238619Except that development was hard-carried by le groomer cueball, without him around they were a society of Nietzschean last men in some massive cuck daycare straight from some ageplay fantasy.
>>156238705well everybody needs a nudge to get going
>>156238629At least you aren't trying to peg everyone like the void witch we got
>>156238900God, I would never.Best I could do is imply I'd do something to you.Which I wouldn't...... But I could.Not that you'd know, of course.
>>156238705They were hard carried by their powers and didn't earn shitWithout the mutant yellows they'd be stuck as a one planet species
>>156238900pegging is beyond based
last panel from my fanveture.
>>156238490shut the fuck up dirk. you faggot!!!>>156238568shut the fuck up jane you fat ugly whore!!
>>156239060TO (YOU) AND EVERYONE ELSE: LEARN TO LINK TO YOUR FANVENTURES SO THAT WE CAN READ THEM>b-but I don't want to shill too much because that's embarrassing u_uTHEN DO IT EVERY 5-10 PAGESYOU FUCKING COWARDS, ALL OF YOU.
>>156239251I'm not Jane but I'd love to have her on a leash, too. Wink-wonk.
>>156239351i don't. i want her in a ballgag and ropped.
>>156239299Hey, Woah. Woah. Woah. No need to yell, I’m sure he got the message.I link Mythraic (Read here: https://mspfa.com/?s=71619&p=1) at every page I get a chance. This loser up here >>156239060 needs to learn the art of self-promotion.Also it do be Robin hours. Ain’t she the greatest?
>>156239351>>156239386
>>156239481what a fugging ugly baby.
>>156239299https://mspfa.com/?s=54961&p=1ok here's my promotion. read this or no johnkat for 1 year.
https://www.fruityrumpus.com/forums/t/frightcemented-adventurealso another link to the official forums.
art should fuck and kill you. thats how artists are made
>>156239537He’s beautiful, and his story is the heart of the comic >>156240092I make my art death-free
>>156237905>tfw Your lifes work is dirtied by the fools
Doomed sessionTime princes cull this thread
>>156240296do time princes slow time but also slow themselfs, making no difference
>>156240470>>156240470>>156240470>>156240470
