I’ve come on here before asking this same question but my post got removed so I sort of gave up hope… but honestly I’m still curious what 4chans ideal woman would look like so I’ve returned!! Give me a list of traits and features you think is most attractive and I’ll draw it! There’s a pic of what my art style sort of looks like :
>>11356662Chinese, short, purple hair, perky triangular breasts, a normal-width cock that's 3 metres long flaccid (she wears it tied like a belt), and naked aside from some kind of hat. And she's into gardening
>>11356671Might be a deal breaker, what kind of hat? If it's one of those Trucker Hats with "I'm Eggcelent" on it then that's a pass.
>>11356662Ideal woman would be a high functioning Neet girl. Non white...can't decide between Indian, Black, Japanese/Korean, but the black hair is a win for me. She's gotta be curvy and not a slob, but allows herself entire weeks of debauchery just sucking back drinks, pizza and my cock while playing vidya games or wanting to do naked D&D or something equally fun/nerdy. Ideally, tits big enough for a titfuck, nipples sensitive enough to make her close to cum and nice, thick thighs, some days she shaves her pussy, some weeks she doesn't but she always likes to encourage me to drown in her mound. Sweet voice, but can get really commanding and husky, usually while ovulating, she'll get super dommy/femdom and peg me, widen my urethra with sounds and her fingers, but then after her cycle becomes the sweetest, playful, apologetic kitten offering herself to me thinking she's overstepped her boundaries somehow, while just turning me on more and more anyway. I want her to have a gothy sub attitude, loves wearing the style, but doesn't make it her whole personality. I want her to appreciate a good cuppa coffee or tea, and maybe once in a blue moon will snort ground up caffeine pills off my throbbing dick before wildly fucking me into next thursday with her pussy juice creaming everywhere and making the whole house smell like sex, and just when I think she's gonna apologize for the apocalyptical pool of grool and spunk we've splattered the bedroom with sheepishly, she'll make a deez nuts joke, fart on my balls, and then laugh as she goes to get cleaned up in the shower, only for my raging hardon to meet her as she's soaping up. I want a gf who will send me pictures of her fucking herself with a Fuckmachine 9001 with Turbo Animal Lube attachment while I'm in a sales meeting and then greet me at the door with a blowjob one day, or a reverse pazuri rimjob if she's close to ovulation just because she likes it when my asshole grabs her tongue and pulses around it as I cum.
>>11356744The committee’s considered this proposal, and we find the “ I'm Eggcelent” hat acceptable - provided it has a little cartoon chicken on it too.
>>11356662Small-ish in height, flat chest - not a loli though, has a defined waist. Extremely thin, looks malnourished. Cock or pussy I don't care. Has a cute soft face despite her build, hair is long, thick and black. Could be wearing glasses. Her body is covered in scars, bruises and cuts. Her stomach especially. Naturally, she's a masochist, sometimes bordering on suicidal, but has a lot of endurance and dumb luck I guess, so she hasn't died yet.Has tsundere traits but isn't very hostile once you get to know her.
>>11356662Four tits (all gigantic)Very tallBlack hairHime cut
>>11356662Pale skin, short hair, bob cut, blunt bangs, black lips, petite, flat chest, seductive eyelashes, full-body yakuza tattoo, penis, balls, foreskin retracted.
>>11356662>and I’ll draw itnever actually happens huh
>>11356662pretty sure she has two right hands, but nice tummy
>>11358859this is /d/make that a happy accidentour ideal girl now has two right hands, 'cause it's not /d/ without a bit of weird body bullshit going on
Short but not a dwarf, very pale skin, flat chested (they exist, she does have breasts, they are just small), not a loli just petite, not tonned, not fat, quite thin but not to the bone, people may tell her to eat more but she has a healthy mass, slightly wide hips but not much ass, black long unkept but not filtty hair, bright green eyes, a timid expresion, baggy eyes. Personality-wise, she is shy, submissive, clingy, and dependent, but not an empty vessel; she has her own likes and dislikes, is a people pleaser, is easily scared, and likes pranks, teasing, and bothering in a playful manner, and a huge nerd. A FEMALE, for fuck's sake. Basically like ike a hybrid of Tomoko's body and Noelle's Holiday personality.
>>11361308is she hairy down there?
>>11356662A woman roughly my age who will join me on a 1-2 acre smallholding. I will do general allotment garden stuff but will keep her as a hucow. Small tits are preferable but not ideal. Will try snd fatten her ip a bit until she is just chubby enough (only slightly more so than your picture). Twice daily milking sessions until she starts to lactate. Egg vibrator in all day to keep her consyantly on edge. Once we are settled in I register the smallholding as a farm with a CPH number and get it tattooed on her. Maybe on the ass or outer thigh as if it were a brand. If not that then some catrle tags to be used as earrings. Hair held in twin tails with elastic bands. Maybe some sort of translucent latex getup. She will almost definitely be wearing a shock collar when not in public
Fat cock capable of extreme turgidity, with a meaty yet reasonable amount of foreskin and impressively sized reserves of precum and large, viscous loads. Despite this she will be a loving mother to our children, whom she will birth.
>>11356662Give her a coat.
bump
>>11356662Light brunette (shoulder-length) hair. Light blue eyes. B or C cup tits. overall petite frame with a butt that's one size too big. Wears jean shorts and a tank-top 90% of days. Futanari with an average sized dick (5-6 inches), and loves to jerk off since she didn't lose her virginity until she was 20 and it was the easiest form of release. She has a major complex about her dick and used to be super shy and barely talked to anyone, but now she just goes to great lengths to hide it from others. Everyone except for her family and sexual partners, that is. A few of her closest friends also know. One of her biggest fears is being publicly outed as a futa, as if everyone in the world will suddenly all know to shun her.Somewhat bisexual but vastly prefers men. She would prefer to top, but is terrified of frightening her male partners, so most of the time she bottoms. She loves whenever a man shows sexual interest in her cock, but it's usually the bicurious dudes that end up realizing they're gay before their next date. Most of her relationships either end up with her getting frustrated at not being able to use her cock, or with her boyfriend ditching her for another dude. She deeply longs for a straight man that's at least a switch, as taking a man from behind, burying her cock all the way inside his ass, and releasing her load is like the sexiest thing ever to her. She also has a reverse rape fetish, wanting to trick men into taking her home just to surprise them with her cock and violate them. She would never have the guts to do such a thing, however.
you guys don't have to keep bumping this thread, man... it's been 15 days... there's no reason to even believe they meant to make it on /d/ as opposed to any of the actual non-horrifying hentai boards. them using the name field, not understanding why their first attempt at making this thread got removed, and calling /d/ "4chan" makes it clear they are VERY new here. they probably didn't even register they didn't post this on /h/, and they certainly aren't going to draw your horrifying fetish
>>11366917forget /h/ btw. my logic was they probably didn't have the vocabulary to recognize the term "ecchi" to know that solo girls go on /e/, which is what they realistically didn't realize they were looking for. but either way, they definitely meant to post this on /h/, which is probably where their first thread got removed
R.I.P. OP
