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I just found out about this general, I've been wishing for this general for years and somehow I never came across it lmao.
I've been doing anal stuff with homemade toys and my fingers since I was a teenager but only last year I got the courage to buy a proper dildo. Holy fuck, day and night difference, even if the real toy has a smaller girth. It immediately turned me into a buttslut, I do anal twice a week now.

https://www.amazon.com/Simply-Silicone-Couples-Flexible-Suction/dp/B0BVY2DZ4K
The toy is a bit stiff and the curves can get aggressive if you go too hard in the wrong position, but I still love how I get endless peegasms with this toy. Whether I'm going over my prostate or past my prostate and hitting my bladder, the pleasure and pressure build up until I piss all over the shower floor or bidet, with just a few minutes of refractory period. I think I see some prostatic fluid mixed in too.

Sadly I still haven't found a way to cum handsfree. I've been trying to not touch my dick at all during anal sessions, but my longest streak was 5 sessions in a row. After the 6th I just couldn't take it anymore and finished myself with my hand while ramming that toy in deep. The orgasms I get from anal are mindbending each time, even if they're not hands free.
(Also is sunflower oil OK? People barely ever talk about it online.)

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>>11392374
>peegasms
Usually that happens from overstimulating everything in your ass, it causes your muscles to contract and spasm hard which forces it out. It's usually a mix of urine and prostate fluid, but if your bladder is empty, it will probably just be prostate fluid. In my experience if you get to that point, you can keep going over and over and eventually everything will be squeezed out already so you can have endless dry assgasms.
>cumming handsfree
I've actually only done this a couple times before and it involved nipple play. I usually don't care though because ejaculating isn't a priority to me, I much prefer the pleasure from my ass vs dick. The ejaculations killed my mood too, so I actually don't really like it. I guess it's a nice benchmark to reach and the idea is hot, but in reality, I like the dry orgasms way better.
>sunflower oil
it's likely okay, but there's much better alternatives out there. If you can get xlube, its often touted as the gold standard for buttsluts and it's very economical.

How long does it take a beginner to achieve prostate orgasm? I've been playing with an Aneros and I can get close but even after an hour I can't seem to push myself over the edge.

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>>11392374

>peegasms
You lost bladder control and pissed yourself, my guy. It's like saying you got a 'shitgasm' because you shit yourself.

>cumming hands free
As >>11392388 said, cumming hands free isn't really that good and I agree. Cumming hands free typically ends the session since it sets off the prolactin that begins your refractory/post nut clarity. If you can achieve orgasms without ejaculating, you get endless orgasms as long as your asshole can take it.

>sunflower oil as lube
For what? Jerking off or lube for toys? It's fine in your ass unless it's some ultra-processed slop but even then it's probably more or less fine, though it will mean you'll be shitting oil if you use too much and believe me when I say that it won't be a pleasant time for you. I wouldn't use it on toys unless they're metal or borosilicate glass though. Oil based lubes shouldn't go with any other materials though, though there's debate on whether plant based oil is fine vs petroleum based. If you are gonna use anything, canola oil is the goat compared with sunflower. It's thicker, slicker, a little goes a long way, and it lasts forever. Do a toy test - put some on a part of the toy that won't go inside you and see how it reacts.

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>>11392388
>xlube
I love/hate water-based lubes. They're infinitely easier to clean than oil, but the ones I tried would dry out too fast and/or irritate my ass, so I've sticked to oil ever since. You say xlube would hurt my ass less?
>dry orgasms
The few true hands-free dry orgasms I reached had me involuntarily moaning and trembling while I fucked myself silly on all fours. They are great indeed. I feel like my current toy is starting to feel too small to stimulate my ass for them though.
Idk if I should go for a longer, thicker or more ribbed toy next.

>>11392467
>peegasm
It's just a short way of saying "I pissed myself and had a soft and short orgasm". I'm not merely pissing myself.
I tried using the term "squirting" before and people complained with "you just pissed yourself" so whatever, I'll keep using "peegasm".
And yeah the oil is for my dildos. Tried olive oil but it wasn't slippery enough and the residual smell was too noticeable. Coconut oil was even more fragrant. Sunflower oil did the job just right enough, at least one specific local brand for cooking that was thick and lasting enough and didn't have any extra ingredients (one brand was "for frying" and it had silicone compounds in it, what the fuck).
I'll try canola oil next.

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>>11392314
>Was there ever a moment where you thought you may have taken your anal addiction too far?
Not yet but at this rate I'll get there. It's hard to imagine I'll ever go to far when 4 hour fuck sessions with drugs + crossdressing doesn't do a thing to my sense of self-esteem, it only makes me more addicted

>>11392467
>It's like saying you got a 'shitgasm' because you shit yourself.
kek, maybe i'll keep this term in mind the next time my bussy squirts out lube and poop specs

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Is there a way to make anal less of a mess? Whenever I do it I get stringy K-Lube EVERYWHERE, but it's not usually a problem since I shower when I do anal play. Unfortunately my circumstances have changed. I don't live alone but I usually shower late at night when fooling around. The trouble is that the other individual in the house just asked me to shower earlier since I'm disturbing their REM sleep if I go too late. They do not know WHY I sometimes shower late.

It's like that saying about God "inventing a better idiot." You can engineer every precaution into a machine or system, but there will always be someone dumb enough to make it fail. I just got my new Med/Med BD Vector in the mail today too, and I am beyond pissed. I do have another bathroom I can use, but wiping up K-Lube off myself is such a pain. My ass also feels sticky after I use it unless I can rinse off in the shower, and I don't want to use a mound of toilet paper and baby wipes. I can't just use a towel either because then there is a suspicious towel in the laundry. I absolutely want to throttle the individual involved, and I want my own space so badly. I just don't have the means right now.

>>11392671
Mix more water in your lube so it's less stringy, maybe, but I use a cheap Amazon rain fly as a down layer so I can do anal wherever then just wash it in the shower with me and dry in a closet or something.

i cant tell cuz im stoned hard, but i just trie dto insert the big heavy metal bar thing just now, i got it in there, started to feel it, and then i started getting intensely dizzy and exhausted, and shaking all over suddenly it feels very cold.

>>11392702
i might just be super weed high but

>>11392702
Nope sorry it’s a heart attack and you’re dying

>>11392702
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpSTrry_5Fo

>>11392671
Maybe use a plastic basin to wash your butt? Or a bidet, but those are loud as fuck when discharging for some reason.
Also shave your butt too, even if you have the thinnest layer of hair, and not just the buttcrack but also as far as the lube would drip to if you squatted. A shaven butt is way easier to wipe and wash, and takes much less toilet paper to dry.
Now if you're somehow getting your whole body covered in lube then you're (figuratively) fucked without that shower.

>>11392556
If you're shitting when doing anal, you need more fibre and/or a better diet and/or a less American slop diet

>>11392314
>>Question of the day
>Was there ever a moment where you thought you may have taken your anal addiction too far?

Literally today. Or last night.

>be me
>buy fuck machine
>unlock orgasms
>enjoy it way too much
>use it 3-4 times per day for several days
>last night trying to get to sleep
>I keep feeling the inside my my asshole pulsating and tingling
>literally feels like someone's fucking me
>get up for work this morning
>bleeding while wiping after morning shit and hole is sore
>spend all day thinking I should go home sick to enjoy my machine instead of taking a break

I need help choosing a dildo. I am not a newbie, but taken breaks.
I found two options, maybe even three, and I can't decide which one to get. The first is a small horse-shaped one, 16 cm in working length and 4.8-5 cm in diameter. The second is a regular one, but very long, 22 cm in working length and 4.8 cm in diameter. The third is a tentacle-shaped one with a knot, 5 cm in diameter and a 6 cm knot. The whole problem is that I don’t want to seriously injure my butt, and also my length to the sigmoid turn is only 13-14 cm, and anything longer causes discomfort. Wat do?

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>>11392671
So update, I worked things out and tried my new Vector after washing it. I am amazed at how dense, yet flexible Bad Dragon's medium softness is, and I'm glad I got it instead of the Chance I think. I warmed up with a firm (Dragonskin 10A) 7" toy I made with a pointed dragon tip, and just worked slow and relaxed until I felt it was time to try the Vector. The head is rounded but has enough of a focal point that it eventually pushed its way through with kind of a pop, and the taper underneath actually pulled the toy in. I think using the 2.1" x 4" buttplug (also 10A firm) I made actually made it easier to insert since it was harder than the BD toy.

I sat for a moment feeling the toy with the head inside of me, and then pushed it in a bit to about where the plug usually goes. It was a neat sensation as the taper of the shaft drew the toy in, and the head gave a "plunging" sensation as it moved deeper. I was then motivated to slowly pump the toy in and out, and got this sensation of it massaging my insides with a suction of sorts, where when I would pull out and the head would suck and pull my insides, and if I pushed in then it would go the other way and be slightly filling. I then popped it out to see how difficult it would be to reinsert, and was able to grab the shaft and guide it back inside without it folding over like my 9" toy.

At this point, I decided to see what I could do with it, and pushed a little further. I applied a bit more K-Lube, reinserted it, and went a little further this time. When a new width of toy covers new ground, there's this strange cold sensation where it's stretching, and you could feel everywhere the head went as it went deeper. I would draw it back to the head, and go a little deeper each time until I actually could feel the edge of the medial ring. At that point, I pushed past it feeling the head push deeper, and had a somewhat filling feeling that was nice...

>>11392816
At that point I started kneeling, and the goal became gently riding the toy past the ring, since there are a lot of textures toward the bottom. I never ride my toys, mainly because they don't anchor well, are too soft, or are too short, but the Vector is a really nice length and stays inside, so it's easy just to put it in and lean forward as you ride it. I had gotten almost the entire length, so at that point I decided to see if I could hilt it. I gently lowered myself further and the head pushed through until it hit a barrier of sorts, and gave a somewhat "woozy" sensation. At this point, it was an inch deeper than my 00-30 toy that can go 9" deep, but with also a much wider head. I leaned to the side and pushed to the same point again, and the sensation began to lessen a bit.

At that point, I pulled the toy out again and decided to try to hilt it with the balls to the front, like what would be a reverse cowgirl position. I slowly rode the toy and then pushed in again, the goal being to rest on the balls of the toy and spread a little deeper. I tried a couple of different things before finally deciding to wrap up the session and clean everything up. At this point, fluid was drizzling out of me that I wiped up. I sat upright, and began to actually ride the Vector with it mostly inside, the medial ring sliding back and forth through my ass. At the same time I grabbed my dick and pumped at the same time, just to see if I would clamp down on the toy after finishing. I was riding at a pretty good rate too, you kind of enter this state where you're just hopping up and down not quite uncontrollably, plapping away on it, and I think I even had it hilted. I finally orgasmed, and the toy came out pretty smoothly with a "pop" at the end. I REALLY wanted to keep riding it.

>>11392776
That's hemorrhoids you tard.

>>11392816
>>11392817
I'm sorry for being repetitive, but it was a really good experience. I think I got just the right size. Also it would just figure that my medium Nothosaur Abyss II toy decided to finally ship today too. It's in Los Angeles and I hope the box isn't compromised. They included some goodies as well that unfortunately I can't enjoy out in the open, a Halloween greeting card and a really well made purple scarf that I don't dare wear anywhere. I packed it all away in the storage box with the other toys and things. Apparently Nothosaur is sending a mousepad and something else with theirs.

I'm so tired of having to hide stuff in the ceiling. I would kill for just a remote cabin or something with running water.

>>11392776
>completely overdo it to the point of tearing the lining of your asshole that you’re still bleeding after several hours
>I wanna go home and do more damage
You need to take like a month off to heal you gigantic retard.

>>11392845
Calm down, dipshit. I know.

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>>11392314
>QOTD
Probably when I had to buy a second 64L storage bin for all my dildos. It's retarded the amount of silicone dicks I have. Many of them are just toys I've outgrown but can't bring myself to get rid of.

Can any anal queen here compare vaseline to the general recommended lubes? Not if it damages toys etc, just pure comparison to its lubrication properties

>>11392862
Except you clearly don’t because you broke your ass being a retard kek

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>>11392885
Not good at all. Not slippery enough and too sticky and not great for internal use anyway.

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>>11392432
If you can already get to a point where it feels good easily you're on the right way. Don't try to force it, go slower and relax more. The regdude guide in the OP has a section with more pointers.

>How long does it take a beginner to achieve prostate orgasm?
Depends completely on you

hello! i am a beginner and i attempted to use an offbrand njoy wand last night. I bought this because i want to understand the p-orgasm.

I probed it around as best as i could, i did get most of it up in there and then i tried just sort of wiggling it around (gently), moving it in and out slowly, pushing randomly into random walls. I did not succeed in finding the prostate or understanding where it was or how to put pressure on it. you use the wand with the other end sticking up into the air while lying down right? i used the small end. i really moved it around basically every which way i could and i could not pinpoint the prostate in any way. i will try again tonight.

Do i need better lube then coconut oil? i felt like it was pretty hard to get it to glide. and yes when i first got it in there for some reason it made me feel extremely dizzy and then shivering like crazy for like 10 minutes, and then it went away. was i raped as a child and my body is remembering it or something?

oh yeah, and is this mindgasm thing worthwhile? I tried it last night, the free beginner intro audio. does it eventually progress into guided ass play stuff, or is it all just kegels? are there community audios or something like that?

>>11392314
Daily reminder the faggot blowjob link all needs removing from the op

>>11392374
Use xlube, it's the best

>>11392432
From an actual fucking, anywhere from a few hours to a few months
Just depends on how well you adjust to taking it in that ass

Aneros and other knockoff toys are useless though, just a scam

>>11392467
If you haven't gotten a shitgasm when pooping, did you really make your prostate sensitive enough?

>>11392540
Xlube is not like other water based lubes, it's so much better

>>11392671
Use a lube shooter and put most of the lube inside your ass instead

>>11392702
>>11392707

Had that once when I was higher than normal
You're fine

>>11393044
okay. thanks. in that moment i was wondering if my ass was absorbing like lead from my chineseium toy and giving me cancer in real time

>>11393047
Nah, you won't feel the effects from lead poisoning until it's too late

Get those lead testing strips if you're going to insist on rising your ass cancer with chinesium metal toys

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>>11392980
coconut oil will work but probably not as well as actual lube. Everyone's body is different and reacts differently to different things, so you may need to experiment to find what works best for you. Since you are new to this, it may take time to recognize your prostate and to develop it so it becomes sensitive and pleasurable. You might get frustrated with this aspect, but if you keep it up, it will happen.

>>11393021
It is all kegels, the point of it is to both develop your pelvic floor muscles to a point where you can massage your prostate without toys and to teach you how to recognize prostate pleasure which is very foreign to most inexperienced people. In my experience it works very well but takes at least a few sessions before you begin to notice anything. I would advise you to treat it as practice towards achieving a prostate orgasm rather than expecting one to happen from it. Expectation often ruins the experience because you begin looking for results rather than just seeing what happens.

>>11393021
Nah it's a waste of time, total sham

>>11393048
thanks, i just ordered them now because of your comment. good idea

>>11393021
To add to what >>11393050 said, I found it also helpful to get better at independent and fine muscle control. For that alone it was worth it, even though I stopped using it after doing a few lessons back then.
Check the archives, there should be download links for the whole version somewhere. If you can't find it or they are down, ask and somebody can probably upload it somewhere again.

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I want to get better at controlling prostate massagers but currently don't have anyone to practice on. Do anons itt post control links every once in a while? Thinking of lurking so I can snag a few of them here and there to get my reps in.
Bonus question: What sort of patterns do you all enjoy?

i've found the best lube to be the mucus your throat produces when you try and deep throat a dildo. i shove it down there a few times to get the juices flowing, spit that onto a dildo a few times, finger my ass with it, and go to town. it doesnt seem to dry up that much either. truly nature's miracle

>>11393094
Can confirm. :3

>>11392432
i bought one when they first came out like 20 years ago or something, and i got close but i gave up after a while

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>>11392314
>QOTD
Yes, one time when I was rolling on molly, smoking weed, and a few other substances, crossdressing, makeup streaming down my face from sweat and tears from the most pleasure I think is possible while riding a toy that was probably a bit too thick so hard it was making my entire body shake, I caught a glimpse of myself in a mirror and thought about the young boy I used to be and what I wanted for my future compared to what I was currently doing. It made me consider I may have gone too far, but it felt so fucking good that I didn't really care

>>11393081
>Check the archives, there should be download links for the whole version somewhere
oh cool thanks!! ill look into that. okay, day 2 of ramming a metal rod up my ass begins soon, hope i feel something this time

>>11393081
I can't find anywhere to download it. Help a poor anon in need?

what can i look at or listen to while penetrating myself with this wand i have no idea what im doing and its mostly just a very awkward and exhausting feeling so far can i get hyped up by watching some porn but like i can not ram rod my ass maybe something chiller then that, beginner activities whiel slowly opening up my prostate??? eh???

Ok I am looking to buy a new toy. I like feeling stuffed, and penatrarion but I also like prostate focus. I had a dildo that was i want to say either an inch and a quarter circumference or diameter, whatever makes sense. It wasn't like super narrow like a finger but I wouldn't call it super thick either. I have also used buttplugs while stimulating my nipples which has had some success in making me squirt out precum. Any suggestions for a good quality toy?

>>11393314
Mini or small Habu from BD sounds like what you want, but I think they discontinued that toy for some reason. Hopefully someone can recommend something similar.

>>11393094
>easy to produce
>body safe
>free
lubefags are on life support

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The worst (best!) part about having a fuck machine now is that I don't know when to stop. I've been on this thing every day since last Saturday, minimum once for an hour and up to 4 times for 2-3 hours each, swapping out all of my 13 dildos and exploring community made modes. I sometimes have orgasms, but mostly it's just creaming and shaking on the cocks as I explore all my favourite modes and add more and more to the list every hour.

Every time I think it's time to stop and maybe have a bite to eat, rest my pussy for a while, it's not. I stand up and go to walk into the kitchen to wash my hands, feel the fuck-juices plopping out of my freshly fucked hole, look at them spatter onto the floor, then immediate get back down on my hands and knees and insert again.

I got home from work at 5:30pm and other than getting naked and having a quick shit and douche, I've been on it for five hours. Sitting here now, my hole is twitching and begging me to go back to it. I've found so many fun modes.

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>bought a bunch of toys that are way bigger than I can handle
>it's going to take at least a year before I can use them
/analgen/ please, raise your hands up! I need your energy!

>>11393119
Hot

Why the fuck is anal so difficult. I get some pleasure but it doesn't last long/disappears when i move or add lube, or I get no obvious pleasure and it's just kinda "nice", maybe or am I not doing anything? sigh

>>11392845
He needs to do it even more.
The sooner he dies, the sooner he'll stop propagate his dangerous ideas in here...

>>11393411
Start touching your dick, it helps your body and internal muscles relax

>>11393088
I'll let you control a fuck machine, how about that

Just post your discord contact

>>11393381
Name some of the modes you've enjoyed, I wanna try them

>>11393477
Is that not kinda training me to ejaculate from anal?

>>11393202
>>11393199
Be patient if no seeds show up immediately
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:a455eec49176887e52b8b727c990bb488453fde2&dn=Mindgasm&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337%2Fannounce

>>11393381
I have one too but I rarely use it since it takes so long to clean out and set everything up and if I don't make myself absolutely spotless inside I end up getting burning/itching sensations during play which drains all motivation.

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>>11393388
I bought a medium archer from BD without using the sizing chart like a retard and I’m pretty sure I’m never gonna be able to use it lol, we’ve all been there anon.

>>11393518
Shouldn't have supported animal abusers then

>>11393499
No it just encourages you to relax your anus

>>11393518
BD sizes are a fucking mess, it feels like maths homework trying to compare different toys. But never say never anon...

>>11393525
Thanks for keeping this meme alive

>>11393544
The meme can live on where the animals couldn't

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>>11392314
Blogpost time
>get really into anal 3 years ago
>Develop ability to prostate orgasms every session, hfo most sessions
>not romantically interested in women or men
>start fucking guys on Grindr, meh
>Keep solo play, start riding more, perfect ability to hfo
>start riding guys to hfo, they always cum once I do, so can't extend hfo
>One guy can make me prostate cum within a minute, then typically fucks me another 10-15 minutes, but can't hfo with him since he never allows me to ride. Cock about 6.75x5.25.


There are a few big cocks (7x6.25, 7x5.5) a few hours from me, planning to visit, hopefully can ride them for a few minutes of hfo.

I get irritable the longer I don't have anything in my ass, plugs typically do the trick, but a good fucking can satisfy me for 2-3 days.

Currently am riding an Oxballs Pighole 3 with a dildo that matches the inside (about 5.25 around), and when I tense up to cum, the dildo and tunnelplug move as one, knotting my anus, accelerating my prostate and HFOs. Once my ass relaxes, the dildo again moves through the tunnelplug, and then the cycle repeats. I'm going to try my tunnelplug with a real cock, kinda anxious, but it might just blow my mind more than ever.

>tfw whenever thinking about fucking myself or reading stories on here my ass starts aching in preparation to be filled
>usually end up farting
ABSOLVTELY WIRED

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>>11393493
There's quite a list growing. I'll put them in order I like to use them:

"Quiet Grinding (Max 25-ish)"
Just a slow warm-up mode

"Very First Date"
It feels like getting fucked on the first date. Not super hard, not super soft. Just a natural rise and fall of speed without hard pounding

Stallion Cock Rider! - max:50"
Feels like a night between a rider and her well-trained horse. Not hard or forceful, just a natural progression from a horny beast

"vibrant lust <3 20-55" - 20-55 (search 'vibrant' and it'll come up)
Slow and then medium fucking, never too much to handle, just a passionate lover with stamina to burn. It's like Very First Date, but different. A good time

"real sex"
It's someone's interpretation of what a 'real' night in bed is like, similar to Very First Date, except instead of being nice rise and falls, it's nice rise and falls with portions of rapid, hard fucking. The force of the pounding sections increase in ferocity and length the longer you go

"Queen's hard fuck"
Hard in every sense of the word. This is a queen being humbled, punished, or possibly satisfied so completely she abdicates the throne. It's sustained periods of stop-start pounding with hard fucking, in increasing intensity

"4 load gangbang (Max 100)"
Exactly as it says on the tin. Almost 5 minutes of one-after-the-other gang-bangs on your hole. Periods of hard pounding with some surprising variety between them, less 'constant fast' and more stop-start pounding/ There's periods between each section where the pounding slows and stops before the next guy taps

"Fucked On The 1st Date"
This one is accompanied by a synchronised video. It's too long for me to attempt at present so I can only give basic details. Load up the video, press play, and when you are told press play on the app. You will be guided through nearly half an hour of having your hole pumped by a BBC lover you could not resist - find the video by that exact name on hypnotube

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>>11393515
I've said it before and I'll say it again - if your clean out is anything more than a shit and a quick douche, you need to get a better diet, get off of the american slop or see a doctor

I've been doing anal daily for the last year with either an Njoy or now my Hismith and all I literally do is take a shit, rinse out with about 200ml of water, and I'm totally clean

>>11393647
What does your diet look like? Any foods to avoid specifically?

>>11393649
My diet's shit. I eat a bowl of high fibre bran cereal with milk and a little honey most mornings, often a slice of banana bread or similar if I forget breakfast. Lunch is usually a bowl of pasta from a local shop near work, sometimes KFC, a burger, dumplings, or I'll batch cook something like a risotto, creamy pasta dish, some kind of stew to reheat at work. Dinners is usually one portion of whatever I batch cook, or I'll have a basic steak, potatoes and roast veg or some air-fry fish and chips, nuggets and chips if I'm especially lazy. Every day is endless cups of instant coffee or hot tea and milk

The key is that bowl of cereal every morning, I shit at the same time like clockwork, often the first wipe comes back clean

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>>11392980
>when i first got it in there for some reason it made me feel extremely dizzy and then shivering like crazy for like 10 minutes

That's a good thing, ass pleasure is different than dick pleasure is, you need to more start enjoying that feeling

>>11393506
thank you. i am very slowly dling it now!

>>11393682
eh, it was more like a, suddenly i feel like im very ill kind of feeling, not something positive.

Day 2 of trying to use an njoy wand as a beginner went okay. I actually feel like i may have found the prostate, maybe, it felt like it was very deep in there i had to put almost the entire toy up my ass which had to be at least 6 inches. felt some weird feeling thing in there somewhere. i had some moderate enjoyment and it was fun. when i pulled out the wand it was completely covered in shit. also, i got the knockoff wand lead tested, and its negative. the knockoff wand on amazon seems to be just fine!

day 3 of putting this thing in my ass begins very soon. i am currently struggling a lot with what to do while im putting it in, because i want some kind of really long format sexual video with anal play in it and im not really getting anywhere, just keep scrolling on gif and starting and stopping every 6 seconds

>>11393739
First of all, there's no need to go that deep. The two main internal nerve clusters that send feel-good signals are located very shallowly. The only nerves deeper are ones that control pressure and bowel movement.

Second, you don't want to be shoving a wand that deep. One slip and you're going to explaining to doctors and nurses how you got a metal wand jammed up your ass, and will be a story told for eternity.

Thirdly, if you have shit even six inches deep, you're disgusting. Eat some fibre, take a shit, learn to douche.

Finally, just lie on your back with your knees straight up and feet flat on the bed. Slide the large end in and hold the smaller end - it should be somewhere over your dick or balls. Gently move it in a come hither movement. No need to go deep. Keep that up and try different spots around your anterior wall, and you will eventually locate the pelvic splanchnic nerves and prostatic plexus nerve clusters you need. They will be different for everyone.

>>11393595
Oxballs definitely makes the best tunnel plugs out there.

>>11393742
this message was helpful tonight. i tred the big end for once, tried to keep it shallow and i managed to experience some pleasure. not enough for p spot orgasm but defnitely something worth mentioning. noticeable this time. getting somewhere!

>>11393789
I got one recently and the cunt doesn't stay in. I get it in (using another toy as a medium to insert) and it pops out so fast. Which is frustrating because those few moments where my hole is exposed feel amazing

>>11393794
They do make the airholes to help expand the tunnel plugs and prevent them from collapsing if that's what's happening. Though that kind of defeats the whole thing about tunnel plugs.

>>11393849
It's not collapsing, it's shooting out entirely. Just can't keep the damn thing to stay inside.

Bit of a long shot but there's a doujin I can't figure out how to find again for the life of me.

I read it before on exh, probably via browsing the `focus anal` tag. The general gist was a couple of lolis going to an onsen, anally masturbating with the water jets in the baths, and then getting railed by fat bastards for the rest of it. The water jet bit is what I wanted to revisit in particular.

If anyone knows what I'm talking about I'd be grateful.

Was doing kegels last night thinking about stuff, and it felt good, hard to get the right spot and dick was distracting like usual. But I got a stronger pleasure eventually, could maybe be called orgasmic. Never had it before. like a continuous hum and pleasure that didn't stop as long as I kept squeezing and the feeling was inside me. What was it? I feel like it wasn't an orgasm but maybe it was, it was very good.

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>>11393928

Are there any high quality clear silicone dildos? Is it even possible for silicone to be completely clear? Every super clear dildo I find is extremely cheap and made of some mystery ‘jelly’ chinesium material that I’d never trust to use without a condom which would kind of defeat the purpose.

anyone get a male brazilian wax before? i sorta want to do it but that seems awkward

>>11393928
>continuous hum and pleasure
sounds like your kegal muscles are getting strong enough to squeeze your swollen and horny prostate

>>11393595
Have u tried the chute from topedtoys

>>11393641
Oh are these all hismith app patterns?

I only use the xtoys app... fuck they sounded fun

>>11393742
Nah bro, 10" long is where it's at

Feeling it thrust in and out of your sigmoid is based

>>11393967
No. Zero. None.

>>11394055
:(

retard post
im bleeding every time i wipe but it doesnt hurt
do i have hemorrhoids?

>>11393515
My cleaning out takes a bit of time but it's worth it to be fully clean so I can properly enjoy the machine railing my hole

Don't skimp on prep