/analgen/ - Anal Toys & Masturbation GeneralA thread dedicated to sharing pictures, stories and advice about anal masturbation and sex.The more pictures, the better!>Question of the dayHow did you become interested in anal? Previous thread >>11392314>FAQ -Please read before posting!https://rentry.org/analgenfaq>Regdude's Technical guide to analhttps://github.com/regdude/anal>Panty's Guide to Anal Training & Blowjobshttps://imgchest.com/p/vj4j8j6978m>SurfboardPotato's Guide to Prostate Playhttps://old.reddit.com/r/CumFromAnal/comments/8w065w/a_guide_to_prostate_orgasms_from_someone_very/>The Lighter Test & What It DoesIt's a way to know if your chinesium toy is in fact silicone. Follow this guide:https://dangerouslilly.com/2014/03/deciphering-results-of-flame-test/>Anon’s Guide to Knottinghttps://rentry.org/anons-dildo-knotting-guide>Say hellohttps://tagmap.io/tag/analgen>Sock & Condom Stretchinghttps://imgur.com/SJf78lU>Anon does the math with J-Lubehttps://imgur.com/a/cuLRo2u>JLube Testing by /ftt/ ScienceAnonhttps://pastebin.com/EJsAc4GU>Cleaning techniques and alternative methodshttps://pastebin.com/FLWghXvy>Mindgasmhttps://mindgasm.net/>Slim Shell Mold Making Tutorial (DIY Dildos)https://files.catbox.moe/m7ansn.pdf
>clean out and hop on hismith>feel weird pleasurable head tingles for four (4) minutes>get slight itching/burning feeling in ass>reapply lube, no change>swap toys, no change>clean out again, relube, hop back on, no change>give up and jerk offwhy is anal so frustrating bros
>>11399839the toughest part is the expectations that everyone mentions. They say not to think about the end result because that makes it become further away, so you turn your mind off and just enjoy the pleasure in the moment but once it builds you start thinking about it again and it goes away. It's tough, but every time I think I'm getting a bit closer, so the key is to just enjoy every session for what it is and not worry about whether you orgasm or not.
Bought this toy for 40aud and it smells like silly putty and doesn't look like the picture at all fuck its so over. What do you guys think? It had good reviews and peoples pictures looked different. I'll do the lighter test soon but I don't have one lying around since I quit smoking years ago. I'm the sort of person that randomly buys toys on impulse every couple months but trashes them out of shame (I'm not a faggot I have a girlfriend who I rail hard in the ass) but like yknow I don't wanna do this stuff with her and I still get cravings
>>11399887..is that one of the fake baddragons from amazon? kek. just get a toy from a reputable business x.x
>>11399892I'm a poorfag and I have more important expenses. I just wanted something colourful and fantasy-ish because "realistic" dildos are kind of more gay
>>11399887You get what you pay for anon
99% sure I won't use it but it won't be harmful right? I know ass cancer from cheap toys is a meme here
>>11399899if youre scared just wrap it in a candom
>>11399897Fair point but it looked a bit different on the page and it said it was silicone.. they would never lie to me right? Kek Probably botted reviews so don't be like me and be careful anons.
>>11399899I've used hair conditioner and chinesium PVC dildos for 7 years and nothing happened, anal is not dangerous, just be careful and use lube instead of toxic chemicals
>>11399894If you want cheap safe and decent toys, go for YOCY, I buy them on aliexpress and they are silicone There's another 4 letter brand that's also decent but I don't remember the brand now, later tonight I can get my toys and tell you the name of the other brandIt totally sucks living in the third world paying a ton in import fees
>>11399900I never use them during sez with my gf I don't wanna fuck the bag
>>11399839If your ass burns too soon after starting a session then it might be one of the following>the acid/abrasive substances in your rectum caused microtears your asshole and it hurts now (either you didn't start out properly clean or more substances came down from your sigmoid due to the stimulation)Clean out better and make sure there's really nothing left. You might even need to fast for like 12 hours or more (depends on your body) so you won't be surprised midway through the session>your body doesn't like your brand of lubeTry a different brand, check out brands with more appropiate pH and osmolality levels. Everyone here seems to recommend XLube?>your body is too sensitive to the type of lube you're usingHappened to me, got tired of water lubes irritating my asshole so I switched to (non-mineral) oil lube. >toy is too large for what your asshole is capable of and it's irritating or causing microtearsEither start slowly or with smaller toys, give your butt time to adjust and relax
>>11399906Thanks for the wisdom anon I'll take a look at that brand. Fortunately I'm not third world and just live in the outback but similarly far
>>11399887Could be factory or packaging smell. If it doesn't go away in a couple of months there's something wrong with it.
>>11399813>QOTD Just wanted to try it, but people tell me I'm very submissive and a people pleaser, maybe that's part of it.A gf asked my fantasy, told her I wanted a guy to pound me, she didn't like that, but she sure did like my oral. Now I can't even stay hard when topping, now only sleep with guys, and climax (prostate, FBO) always by myself, and often with partners with skill or a good cock.
>>11399901>fantasy colorful dildo>unknown brand>generic white-background image>no mention of sillicone on the product summaryThat's a guaranteed chinese-white-brand toy, my condolences. Happens to everyone on a limited budget, until they discover the online buying guides made by other anal fans. Happened to me twice in fact. First time I wasn't aware of the guides yet, and the foul pvc-laced chinesium smell made me throw it away the same day without using it. I think it burned my hand when I attempted to wash it too. The second time I was about to buy a legit-looking Creature Cocks Mystique Unicorn Horn, until I found reviews that pointed out that the store was possibly selling white-brand lookalikes of dubious silicone quality while using images of the real toy.It's basically 99% impossible to find non-toxic or trusty-quality-silicone toys in Argentina, especially fantasy ones, and either international stores won't ship to here or their shipping fees are unreal. I want a sillicone horsecock so bad bros.
>>11399926>I want a sillicone horsecock so bad bros. We all do. They're incredible, especially the ones that taper near the head, can go deep
>>11399926fake fake cocks are a profitable business model
>>11399926>check from my generic american location to buenos aires>$300 fedex>wouldn't trust another carrier to even get it theremy condolences, but the mileage from the states or europe even to brazil is kind of insane, and you're further
>>11399941i think they really are, you've got minimal overheads in an online store, materials, and a small site, i can picture a garden business where all the manufacturing and r&d is just done by one (or two) /d/egenerate coomer analsluts, i have enjoyed seeing anon post his 3d printed dildo molds in these threads, there's clearly a bit that goes into it, but i think that solving each technical challenge is a process that would additively improve the overall manufacturing processi once thought about starting a small business, in fact i had two ideas that i think would have worked, and i sometimes wonder what my life would look like had i actually tried giving it a go instead of just attempting to wageslave for the mana few years ago i was shocked to learn that literally every concrete basement vent that the entire nationwide chain of massively profitable multi million dollar hardware stores that i work at were all made by one boomer in his shedsaid boomer and i had a big yarn one day while he was waiting for someone to get some plywood down with a forklift, he said it took a while for him to get his mix down, and that he had to periodically run a batch of concrete through a testing process to make sure he was staying within the tolerances that he set, but he was living a pretty comfy life, he had a couple of silicon molds sitting in his van that he showed off, but he'd been doing it for about twenty years, iirc he did the occasional concrete benchtop, but 95% of his cashflow was just one model of concrete basement venti also dropped off a bunch of hardwood another time to this little shed in the middle of nowhere which had a little cnc machine and two dudes hammering spiral springs out into grooves cut into it, i asked the guys who helped me unload what was going on there and they said they mostly just make artisanal springs, but that they could do lots of other shit if they needed to
>>11399926>>11399948the exchange rate is brutal, but im sure there are dildo manufacturers who would ship for free if you hit an order value threshold
Anyone have reccs for a dildo with a nice/interesting texture on the shaft that ISN'T designed for size queens? I prefer toys with a diameter of 1.5 inches or less and an insertable length below 7".
>>11399971Most size queen stores have a "small" option within your tolerances, give them a look.
>>11399901Ah yes the ol' asscancer 5000
>>11399813>How did you become interested in anal?>be horny lonely teen with unrestricted internet access a decade ago>discover porn>only consume straight stuff>I start wondering if I could feel the same pleasure of being penetrated like girls do>alas, it would be impossible without a vagina>discover hentai and furry porn>come across pictures and videos of femboys and futas getting fucked in the ass and cumming>I didn't like guys so the thought of anal masturbation hadn't crossed my mind yet>start consuming more femboy and futa content>"maybe I could try anal, but is it really that good?">months later I somehow come across forums discussing anal masturbation>delve deeper into the topic>learn that guys get better anal orgasms than girls thanks to the prostate>also apparently some anal orgasms are described as being very similar to female vaginal orgasms>"wait, I can cum like a girl from being penetrated after all?">something clicks>"oh fuck"and then >>11399886 happened about a week later while I was home alone. The TL;DR is I tried inserting a thick as fuck deodorant can using vaseline and I immediately came the hardest I ever had. That was the turning point that made me into the massive buttslut I am today.
>>11399999checked>The TL;DR is I tried inserting a thick as fuck deodorant can using vaseline and I immediately came the hardest I ever had. That was the turning point that made me into the massive buttslut I am today.Many such cases
Currently 8 hours on my Gapekeeper 85, next up will the l be the GK93.Who else has toys that smell like cum when in ass for a long time?
I just want to say, that it's funny how much hetero women are shamed about being sluts, yet this sub exists (all obviously male)>peak potteryamidoingitright?
>>11399813>last night>normally just jerk off, don't put anything in my ass, not even a finger>for some reason I can't explain, the spot in-between my balls and my butthole felt really weird, like I needed to press something against it>started pressing on it with my fingers, but my hand was getting cramped>grabbed a tennis ball in place of my hand and started rocking my hips>feels extremely good, can't think straight >end up cumming without even touching my dick, in greater amount and for far longer than I normally do>sleep for 14 hours straight, miss every alarmAnd now I find myself here, much to my dismay I might add because I'm worried a handsfree orgasm is an unnatural pathway to pleasure. What are my next steps?
>>11400151>just one night I put that ball on the spot feeling weirdDoubt it all happened on night, but I believe this story.>what doSame as many anal/ons/>it's just anal stimulation>it's just a phallic object>it's just a human shaped dildo>it's just a human dick
>bd archer exists in beige, but not black>bd morals are what they are
>>11400159They have multiple black ones in inventory right now you cringelord, and if you're building a custom you can just ask for Noxeema, (their black/brown color) in the special request section.I swear, retards will find anything to whine about.
>>11400153What if I've purposefully avoided anal play because I feel like it's bad enough that I jerk it to gay porn?
>>11400184Accidentally posted my question in the previous thread.TL;DR for the people that do pot before they fill their feel good holes, is it harder for you to have either kind of orgasm while high?
>>11399813>TQ>be me>be 12 or 13 back in the 90s>glory day before internet when fap material was the underwear section of the Target catalogue and, if you were lucky, a spicy sealed section of your sister's girly mags>parents owned a corner store that sold magazines>used to wait until they'd marked down the unsold ones and steal one of the 3 girly mags we sold>one was for tweens, one more for older teens, and one clearly for 18+>all the tween mags have Q&A sections where girls ask if it's normal to diddle the bean>the older ones have sections that go into more detail without being explicit>the adult ones (I mean they're for adult women, not that they're porn mags) have more explicit details and these quarterly 'sealed sections' that go into detail on topics like rubbing one out, blowjobs, toys, bondage, and anal>at the same time my dad's a hairy biker dude and has subs to all sorts of biker mags which are definitely porn>about this time also getting sex ed classes>we have a class about jorkin it and learn that boys and girls have orgasms differently and girls are better>one of the sealed section mags is on anal and talks about how good it feels>the one on pleasuring your man has a bit that talks about fingering his asshole during blowjobs>put two and two together>if girls can have girl orgasms, and have butts>and boys also have butts>therefore boys can have boy orgasms>simple science
>>11400147it might surprise you to hear this, but there are people of every gender who are sexually liberal, and that people of every gender are shamed by others for their proclivities
>>11399966he said fake fake, which would imply fake versions of existing fake cocks, aka chinesium
>>11400190eww gross stop being so old
>>11400188yes
>>11400190Based scientist/anon/.>>11400199Cringe, be a young/shit/ elsewhere.
Can I get away with just douching the rectum if I want to try depth play, assuming enough fiber etc? I don't like the idea of full enemas.
Cont'd from the old thread. I've been on a journey of trying to feel good using only fingers. It makes a but hornier to be able to feel what im doing, helps me concentrate more.The issue is that i was cursed with short fingers and a thicc ass, its a bit hard to confortably finger myself. I tried an anons suggestion of using the thumb, and i can see it has potential. Any other finger connoisseur has some tips on positions/techniques for fingering?
>>11400276If you can get your ankles by your ears like a good whore, going in from the front with however many fingers you want is no problem at all
>>11399813>QOTDI discovered sissy shit around the same time I was starting to get tired of being a chronic masturbator. Hearing about how prostate orgasms were better than dick orgasms seemed enticing; I needed an alternative way to get off without abusing my dick.
Can some of y'all buttsluts give recommendations for a knotted toy? Don't really care about fantasy aspects, so it doesn't have to be canid specifically, and I'm in the US. I have a hilt 75 already and love the knot, but the hooked tip just hits the bend in the wrong way and it's quite uncomfortable, so I barely use it.I'm guessing BD has some good pieces, since I've liked both of the toys I've gotten from them, but they are quite pricey, so I'd basically be waiting for a flop (though it's not like I'm on a time crunch, I guess).
>>11400190Damn, you're antique, sir.
>>11400301Austin is one of the first toys i got and i still love that knot. heads alright too, closer to human than most of their stuff with those foreskin wrinkles
>>11400199>>11400323it will happen to you both one day too
>>11399813>parents tell a kid to not play with ass>kids always do the opposite of what they're told
>>11400301Crackers - the whole dildo is a big knot, and the texture is like 3000 grit sandpaper. It's my favorite dildo.
>>11400293That isnt very comfy lmao
>>11399813Anyone remember the name or have those hypnosis recordings that you put on whiles you're sleeping? I remember some anons talking about how they gave him a split anal loving personality or something and the guy who made them retired shortly after because they were so good
>>11400462>hypnosis recordingsSounds interesting. Most of those hypno stuff is just bad and annoying.
>>11400445>That isnt very comfy lmaoIt's better if a guy does it for you, especially since you no longer need your fingers.
>plugged by day>dildo'd by night>always end up needing a real cock, satisfies for 2-3 days, solo play just doesn't hit the sameIRL sex is just so much different.
>>11400429wew lad, I think that might be the one. Max width is slightly larger than my biggest toy, too.>>11400342I'll keep an eye out for this one, too, hopefully I can get something on sale soon ish.
>sit on toilet>look down at my small flaccid peepee>immediately get the powerful urge to have my ass filledbro.
>>11400541True, a real cock feels so much better
>>11400555>crackersHave medium size and medium softness, it's the one I full body orgasm on the most. But you have to ride it before you get sore, as once you're sore, it's hard to get it in.The firm one is good too, but I find the medium-softness one better for riding.
>>11400564>True, a real cock feels so much betterIt makes me wonder how many people, including anons here, are straight b/c they did what's expected, instead of experimenting what feels good.>you're just trying to make us gay1. You're here (end of discussion?)2. I'm just trying to share the ecstasy of climaxing while another man finishes in you. Cum is like a drug and medicine, in one.
tops (if you even exist here): what do you look for in a bottom? I really want to make guys feel good when I'm with them but I'm not sure what to do other than be more active in bed.
>>11400579Bottom here, I find tops come in a few main flavours:1. They want to do everything, after you suck them off - they'll put you in doggy, prone, missionary with legs by head - and they'll just pound.2. They want the bottom to do be an equal partner, letting the bottom ride, and like the bottom to expolore their body.I love riding, and love tops that are number 2 more than number 1. Number 1 is alright if you just want to feel used.
>>11400564>True, a real cock feels so much betterDamn, you got me looking on grindr, so many yummy cocks, my will is weakening.
>>11400607Meeting a couple>later virgins
>>11400151>>11400153I just tried it again, still came handsfree but it only felt half as good. Maybe I can go back to just jerking it
>>11400657>felt less goodThere are days like that, plus if you cum handsfree nightly, taking a 1-3 day break does wonders XD
>>11397692>>11397865>>11393204I saw a lot of people having trouble fantasizing and focusing on their partner as a "straight" man starting out so I thought I'd share. I tried to learn the language for a bit so it might be easier, but JP voice works have been the best thing to get me over that hill so far. "Straight" focused anal works are still niche but there's so much professionally made content that you can find hours of well made stuff that appeals to you. You can go from a girl teaching you how to prostate orgasm to a pack of futa wolf girls using you to relieve their rut and most things in between.If you're a /d/gen and you recognize enough japanese to follow hentai without subtitles or navigate a japanese website, give it a shot. Searching 逆アナル (Reverse Anal) or メスイキ (Prostate/Female Orgasm) on DLSite is a good way to start and I can give recs/more info if anyone is interested
>>11400607Grindr is shit, at least here in BrazilDiscord femboy servers is far superior for that, at least hereCAPTCHA: WANKR
i don't want to and i know i'll try again anyway but i think i have to stop for the forseeable future. sick of dealing with shit and cleanup and i have zero, and i seriously mean zero, privacy where i live and it makes me want to die. its not even like i'm cumming my brains out to make it worth it.
>>11400276i like to lay on my back with my legs up, like missionary. doing whatever you can to be turned on during this helps immensely. ie. playing with a dildo with ur left hand and mouth. kinda gay tho. also helps that ive been fantasizing about being a femboy bottom for a man lately.
>>11400756Ok? Why force yourself to do something you admit you’re sick of and isn't worth it to you? I know a lot of anons here will act like this is some great loss but If the fetish is genuinely detrimental to you then just stop.
>>11400727No one cares about Brazil, you’re the only one posting from there, you can stop mentioning your gay country in every single post you make now.
>>11399839Have had that happen, probably didn't clean out enoughGotta be spotless so the lube can have that hog gliding in and out your assspussy
>>11399901Looks the same, just put a condom on it and go to town
>>11399937Pegasus is the goat for anal horse dildo fun
>>11400563Based
>>11400727Sell your ass until you can afford to move to a better country
Why can I take a 3.0 inch diameter shaft with almost no warm up but a 2.5 inch knot simply won't go in without a lenghty fight?
>>11400563way too real, also at night when I'm trying to sleep to just cant stop fantasizing about being pinned down and fucked. been a few months since i did got laid need to change that soon.
>>11400840Do you fuck your ass with the knot like you do the thicker dildo?Didn't think so bitch
f-fuck the afterglow is so strong this time
Do you moan? I moan a lot but I do it in a pillow.
>>11400891Me too right now... Ahh~
>>11400812In this country I'd get aids in a week>>11400773>you’re the only one posting from thereThere are other 2-3 buttsluts from here>>11400906I moan a lot and loud, anal is simply too stimulating and intense, I sweat way more as a bottom than as a top
didnt want to buy new toys this year but i've been looking at silicon butt plugs.
>>11399813>Question of the day>How did you become interested in anal?Full story would be more than 2000 character so I give you a cliffnotes>Be 13 maybe 14>Have been jorking it for few years>Mostly by just looking at pics on my PSP>100% straight, maybe looked at lesbian porn few times, kinkiest thing was probably some vanillaish tentacle hentai>One night out of nowhere have very vivid and lucid dream of my mom pegging me>Confused teenager.jpg>Can boys get pleasure for having things in their asses?>can't get it out of my head>Put pen in the pooper>Use hand cream/cooking oil as lube and put hairbrush handle in pooper>fap hairbrush in ass, feel good>Like a year later discover that older sister has a hidden toy in her panty drawer>One weekend home alone>Steal toy and but it in the pooper, best orgasm ever>Age 16 childhood friend is now a BPD alt-girl on/off lesbian>End up losing virginity to said BPD alt-girl on/off lesbian>Never date her but have a friends with benefits relationship for a while>Age 17-18 she talks about her exes weird sexual preferences but not in a judgmental way>Manages to make me confess I like things in pooper>She wants to peg me>OhGodOhYesOhGodOhYesOhGodOhYes.panic>Go through with it>best sex of my life>Post orgasm haze hearing her laugh at me how supposedly no straight man comes from getting fucked in the ass>Do it again now and then over the years but we ended up going to separate ways around age 24It's kinda sad that she was such a trainwreck of a person because nobody has fucked as good as she did.
Is sunflower oil ok lube? Newbie here>>11399813
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>>11401033No, it's a shitty lube and ruins some toys
>>11401033will it work in a pinch? probably. potentially will damage toys.Is it as good as purpose-made sex lubricant? No, not even close.
>>11401042I only have my finger, can I just try?
>>11401046Yes you can tryBut why don't you go to any pharmacy and buy KY?It doesn't matter you are a minor, it's not something you need to be +18 to buy, hell I used to buy KY when I was 14 and never had any problems, just go to a pharmacy in a different neighborhood if you are shy
>>11400933Count me in, my fellow bostillian. Anal play here sucks and all national sex toys feel awfull. The gringos keep talking about the magic njoy wand and we dont have a single one in the national market!!
>>11401050Yeap!We suffer from lack of quality men and sex toys
>>11401033[1/2]I used it for a year, I can tell you my personal observations.Pros:>cheapest oil lube in terms of price-volume ratio, considering the average for-cooking sunflower oil>relatively™ easy to clean from porcelain and tiles, but you'll need to use soap or detergent>compared to regular water lubes it doesn't dry out as fast in your ass, it's slippery enough and it can withstand rougher and faster dildoing (*)>>(* only if you've properly cleaned yourself either by douche or enema, make sure to clean yourself again if more poop arrives later on or it will hurt if you keep going, even with the lube)>most inconspicuous, you could store the whole bottle in your kitchen and only fraction a small amount into a plastic/glass container to store elsewhere for lubing purposes>least smelling oil, depending on the brand it barely smells at all>doesn't damage (real) silicone toysCons:>most cooking oil is not Virgin but rather is Ultra Processed, aka chemically treated and thus not 100% body safe (we eat that shit all the time tho, so, whatever?)>quality of the oil varies by brand>not recommended for non-silicone toysNow, I think cleaning it is the biggest con of all:>water lube is infinitely easier to clean, oil requires a considerable effort>since your average sunflower oil is very clear, it's also hard to spot any stray drippings on the floor or walls, or if you touched anything and left an oil stain without realizing it>VERY hard to clean from clothes and fabrics, I don't recommend using it on your bed unless you've bought special covers for that. I only use it in the bathroom.>requires copious amounts of toilet paper to dry oil off from everything as best as you can before even attempting to wash it off, whether off the tiles or off your butt, otherwise it becomes even harder to wash off>in humid-hot or poorly-ventilated small rooms it might form a subtle mist that sticks everywhere (only happened to me some times during summer in my bathroom)
>>11401033>>11401190[2/2]I say, you should first try out any reputable water-based lube brands and see if your body is comfortable with them or if they suit your purposes fine. In my case the water lubes irritated my ass too much, that's why I stuck to oil lubes despite the cons. Many people say XLube is a great brand.My recommendations if you plan to stick to oil lubes:>wash with warm water, cold water will thicken it and make it harder to clean>keep a small container with dish soap so you can quickly clean out any surfaces once you're done>shave or wax your ass, balls, groin and crotch for maximum ease of body washhair LOVES to absorb oils, so even the lightest stubble will make it harder to clean off>wash your oiled-up (outer) body parts and toys with soap at least twice after your session, just once still feels a bit sticky>place some toilet paper on the surfaces where the oil will drip onto, so it absorbs part of the oilAnd ultimately, you could definitely do better than sunflower oil. I switched to canola oil a week ago and it's much better overall, while others swear by coconut oil or olive oil.>>11395960>>11398623>>11401046>I only have my fingerI assume you're resorting to sunflower oil and no toys because you don't want to be in possession of anything which your relatives or roommates might find and discover you're into anal, and that's understandable. The thing is, you'll hit that toe-curling finger-massaged prostate orgasm, and you'll want to move on to using toys for even better pleasure, so you'll probably also have to hide your toy/s somehow/somewhere since they'll either end up smelly or be actual dildos, so... I say just bite the bullet? Don't be afraid of acquiring the proper tools for the anal job. I missed out on years of dildoing myself because of that fear too, and when I started fapping with a dildo the orgasms were WORLDS apart.
>>11401198I tried coconut oil and felt it didn't work as lube at all, maybe my ass is too demanding? Even KY is shit IMHO, that's why I use XlubeI never tried onions/sunflower oil because I knew it would be a pain to clean
>>11400933Use a condom retard>>11401002
>>11401033Buy. X. Lube.
>>11401240I have no intention of becoming a male prostitute, thank you very much
>>11401228>onions oilkekBut yeah, I would 100% NOT recommend söybean oil, it's got to be one of the most ultraprocessed types of oils and also less lube-y.
>>11401074Men are alright, it's that tops are so short sighted and usually silly emotionally and psychologically.Which is why we ask for their dick pics, as that tells us the least we can expect from them, which is how much they'll stretch us.
>>11401242I have xlube, but dries too fast for plugs, especially if you're dehydrated.I have been using "water based" Fuck Water, which isn't even considered a hybrid, but does contain some silicon - it doesn't dry like the water based ones do.
>>11401265Xlube is the best and worst lube depending on the power to water ratioI now use around 50% more powder than they recommend and it doesn't dry inside me, funny how less water mean it will dry less
>>11401271I've never measured, and I always use distilled water (maybe that's why it's TOO stringy), but I've found that even the thick stuff dries quick. I think it's a biological difference. I've used varying thicknesses, up to the thickness where it will pull itself vertically out of a container onto the counter, through cohesion and gravity).
>>11401271Doesn't a higher powder-to-water ratio mean it dries less because it's -pulling- water from your gut?Maybe the regular ratio contains more water than what your gut is used to so it pulls the excess water from the lube.Osmolality is a fickle bitch.
>>11401244Keep telling yourself that
>>11401271I also go thicker and it holds up better
>>11401306I want to give my ass for free, not rent it
>>11401002Holy fuck that sounds hot. I'm jealous Anon.
>>11401198Isnt it possible to gain weight from sticking tooi much oil frequently up your butt? Oil has like 200 calories/tbsp
>>11401277>more water than gut is used toGut pulls water through osmosis AFAIK, unselectively.
>>11401396The large intestine only absorbs water and water-soluble substances, and some vitamin byproducts from your gut flora, oil molecules can't be absorbed. You can't gain weight from simply shooting some oil up your bum.Even if the oil somehow kept travelling further in, the small intestine can't absorb undigested oils either, the molecules are too large. So don't be afraid of bending down and fucking yourself to orgasm like a sub bitch while oiled up.
>>11399813>QOTDlooking back at it i just always liked anal stimulation, even when i was a tiny fella i remember things felt oddly good when things rubbed across my butthole.took until i was 14 to try actually doing anything up there (actually started anal masturbation before regular penile masturbation) and it didnt feel wrong wrong at all and i just kept exploring and now im a size slutself discovering enemas and becoming an enema fetishist is sorta funny tho
I just got some blood on my dildo. Bright, tiny speck mixed with the lube. Should I be worried or just stop and rest for the day?
>>11401538>Should I be worried or just stop and rest for the day?Both. If it's really speck wait 24 hours and see if you're still bleeding.
Fuck it. Why i can't just use some app and order femboy tops, why it's all that difficult..
>>11401541Thanks. I had to poop and when I wiped there was no blood, so probably fine?
whats a good way to ride a dildo with a suction in bed? Use the bottom of a flat plate?
>>11401538Usually, having a bit of blood is totally okay. Wait about three days — think of it like a minor cut; you’ll want to give it some time to heal a bit.Also, maybe improve the lubrication.Since water-based lube tends to dry out quickly, covering your toys with a layer of Crisco beneath some Xlube works great. If the Xlube dries out, you’ll still have the Crisco as a safety layer.And of course, using a syringe to apply Xlube internally is essential.
>>11401549What syringe size and can I use my paypigs saliva instead of Crisco? Living in Europe :/
>>11401549>using a syringe to apply Xlube internally>not just gaping the entrance of your ass loose enough to shoot it straight in and pushing it in with the dildobaka desu senpai
>internally>shoot it straight in
>>11401573>he doesn't aggressively lube up his hand and work up to fisting himself as a warmup/prelube ritualAmateurs, the lot of you
>>11401542The biggest problem is that the easiest way to find femboys is going on Discord, but some servers ban top femboys because the mods are retarded, also femboys are still kinda rare, few and far betweenI am a switch femboy and could totally top you, but guess what? I live one or two oceans away from you, reality is often disappointing
>>11401033Update: its a pretty good lube, doesnt really dry out fast. For me its way better than water based ones>>11401190>cleaning it is the biggest con of allAbsolutely. My clothes are covered in it, my bathroom is covered in it, a drop of it fell on my foot so my flor is covered in it. Do you have some cleaning recommendations?
Today I squirted some cum in my own ass. Literally ruined an orgasm into a syringe and squirted it up my ass.I wanted to know what it feels like to have cum in there.Doesn't really feel like anything, I'm kinda disappointed.Also>QotDwhen I was 14 I remember feeling around there while washing my ass, finding my hole and finding out I could stick the tip of my finger inside. At the time I experimented a lot with my body, and started putting a lot of different stuff in my ass. That's pretty much it. Always felt good.
Everyday the urges to be used by a guy while in chastity get stronger even tho I have a loving gf.Help me.
I'm still having trouble with anal orgasms. For sure, I became better at anal, from uncomfy feelings to some nice feelings, it took me a few months.When I go harder with my ass, I sometimes have a weird piss/cum stuff coming out of my dick, but it's not an anal orgasm.Is it just overstimulation with my bladder?Should I also get a bigger toy? Mine is pretty small
>>11401612Wish I could lock you up and use you while your gf watches
>>11401577Looks like one problem can be solved with creation of tops femboys server, but rarity is much bigger problem.. What a shame
>>11401612>every anon on /analgen/ has a loving gf and happy relationship but just can't help being a gay buttslut so half of them break it offsomething ain't right here
>>11401683I think lots of people aren't out, sometimes even to themselves. But it's also a spectrum, and it can be hard to just give up a large portion of your sexuality. Lots of people try to "make it work" and end up suppressing stuff.Personally, I love my wife and almost exclusively prefer women, I just wish they had a little switch somewhere that would toggle the plumbing. It was tough to give up dick, but no problem at all to give up men.I guess we have the rest of our lives for her to practice pegging me (and to get comfortable enough to eventually do it with a big silicone horse cock).
How do I know which dildos in amazon are actually silicone?. Most of them look like chinesium garbage.
>>11401701>transparentNot silicone>uneven/porous finishProbably not silicone>stiff/solidMay or may not be silicone. Soft silicone looks very different but silicone can be made hard too
>>11401397It can go both ways, which is why it's not recommended to drink sea water
>>11401683>>every anon on /analgen/ has a loving gf and happy relationship but just can't help being a gay buttslut so half of them break it off>something ain't right hereGuys fuck better , it's that simple. T. Bottom who was only with girls before using dildos, then tried guys which at first was ick, but I love everything about them and climax multiple times 80% of the time. The other 20% I don't climax at all
>>11401692I just want to add that vers are questioning, tops are either Kings or faggot gays, and bottoms are the only real gay people that exist.
>>11401758>bottoms are the only real gay people that exist.milenia later, and the roman of thinking about fucking guys are comming back around
>>11401760>>bottoms are the only real gay people that exist.>milenia later, and the roman of thinking about fucking guys are comming back aroundSorry, I don't speak nerd
>>11401760Vikings too!
>>11401712>>stiff/solidSome stiff toys are made cheap by making the core of the toy out of a cheaper, stiffer material and then coating it with silicone. It's still in theory body-safe, as long as the silicone itself is body-safe.
>>11400462Bambi Sleep
>>11401612Your gf needs to peg you
>2 1/2 years ago>300lb fat fuck >start getting into anal>can basically only do standing doggy semi-comfortably>constantly have to stop from cramping/fatigue>can't find any slutty clothes because fat>frustration finally builds up enough>slowly start dieting and exercising>start shedding weight almost immediately>sign up for gym, work on cardio, do squats>cut to now, 180lbs, skinny with big ass>just bought a new dildo and slutwearTL:DR Being a buttslut genuinely gave me the motivation to turn my life/health around kek. Anyone else seen positive benefits to anal?
>>11401933Similar situation but I started at 160lbs now to 140lbs
>>11401933Congratulations, slut
Got some questions about the Hismith machines:I'm interested in getting one of the cheaper Premium models, the community made modes really have me interested. I previously bought a cheap Auxfun 24W machine, I found it to be rather disappointing because the motor lacked enough power to give me a good fucking. I'm currently looking at the Hismith Pro Traveler 2 portable machine, does anyone have experience with it or can recommend? From what I can tell it has a comparable stroke length to the Auxfun, but I'm hoping it has more power behind it. I don't have the money for a bigger machine, even a Hismith Table Top would be a huge amount of money to drop, especially for something I might not like.Will the Traveler be enough, or do I need to save up for a 100W Table Top? I've been assfucking for a little over 10 years, been out of it for a while though. Have a collection of about 14 dildos I think. I've never been super big on thrusting, my big turn on was always girth, loved plugs and dildos with big knots on them.
>>11402099The Pro Traveler looks like a compete waste of money. At the very least, go for the 100w table top, though as someone who has it, personally I'd recommend saving for the Hismith Premium. Just because of the very limited range and adjustments the table top has
>>11402099F21S has on-the-fly stroke adjustment
>>11402099>my big turn on was always girthSame, I don't like depth, 6-7" length is like the max for me ideally, but thick toys are longer than that
>>11402099>doesn't like stroking>wants to drop money on a machine designed exclusively for stroking
>>11402191I've always figured my problem was that i didn't have a machine with more stamina than me, and the community modes discussed in >>11391538 have me all hot and bothered.
>>11401317Skill issue
>>11402099Get the premium 3, anything less is underpowered and a waste of money
>>11400579Someone that's eager and actually communicative. Don't just lie around in bed like you're an actual fuck doll, speak up and say when something feels good, dirty talk on occassion, etc. Enthusiasm goes a long way.
Got my XL Rex yesterday, I think I have a problem. This is my 3rd bad dragon and I am thinking about what I want to get next already.
>>11400579Milk their cock while they fuck you. Then when they cum, leg locks, grind and milk, make them suffer. Plus if you do this in missionary with your legs by your head, you can usually grind your prostate against his cock head. And it helps if you like cum, show him that you like and want it, taste it.
>>11401683Self pleasure does not make you gay-dreamybullxxx
do any of you use prostate massagers?
Fuuuck I'm addicted to getting fucked
Do hismiths ever go on sale? Like is it worth it to try and wait for a Black Friday/cyber Monday sale?
>>11401542Are you in Barcelona? I'll cum inside you
>>11402360I'm on the other side of the planet
Whenever I go to clean out my ass to get fucked I end up putting in way too much water, but up until that point I don't get clean enoughFeels like I either need to accept a little bit of shit, or spend hours on a deep cleaning which I suspect isn't healthy to do too often anywayHow do you guys gauge the right amount, is it just trial and error until you figure it out?
>>11402328>XL Rexextremely fucking hot, but also jesus christ anonI'm genuinely amazed you or anyone else can fit that knot inside them
>>11402404100ml works great for my, and don't shake, don't jump, shaking and jumping increases the risk of water going past your sigmoid bendAnd take psyllium, psyllium + 100ml of water douches allows me to get railed for hours without problems
>>11399813>7th grade. No internet yet.>found some color climax porn cards from the 80s in a desk drawer of a family friend while visiting.>curious and slightly perverted at this age already, I stole a few cards without looking.>looked at them and found a card where a girl was sucking guys dick while inserting a small vibrator in his ass.>slightly confused guessed it must be good.>started with some small things like pens up to the tip of an old lightsaber toy with condoms from a condom machine and lots of spit as lube. Was great to get precum out without doing anything. Had my first real white cumshot instead of only clear stuff while doing it and jerking off at the same time.>Things changed soon with access to porn, but only did it perhaps once or twice a year, not more. Was awesome. Somehow stopped in my late teens though.Nice memories. I've been wishing I could start again but I developed bad hemorrhoids in my early 20s and since then I've never tried it again because feat is way too big. Tried once with a finger for some minutes and then two. Was too much somehow.I feel jealous for people who can just do it with a little prepping.
>>11402412Should I be taking psyllium daily, or are you mentioning it as part of this prep process? I'll give 100ml a shot though, that's definitely less than how much I've been using (although I haven't taken exact measurements in truth), I'll see how it goes.
>>11402414I start psyllium 2 days before anal
>>11402415welp, too late for that I guessI'll keep it in mind for next time though, thank you anon
>>11402419You are welcomeBut try just 100ml rinses, it's good and safe, less risk of getting diarrhea
>>11402412 is that a bad thing ? water going past the sigmoid bend ?
Got my first dildo today!Any tips?
>>11402445It is if you don't commit to a deep enemaIn a deep enema you will flood your bowels and get rid of everything, in a normal douche if you get some water past your sigmoid, you will be releasing that water full of shit a bit at a time for hours, it will completely ruin any session for hours
>>11402476for proper orgasms, put it in your urethra
>>11402476well yeah, at least one if it's not double-ended
>>11402486lmao I already have a sounding rod but I want to test the dildo first before I use both.
>>11402476Lots of lube, close all doors and windows and ride it like there's no tomorrow!And record an audio of you riding it and share with us, I did that once and everyone here loved my audio
>>11402210That was me. Can confirm, the community made modes continue to be fantastic. Some are definitely made by morons, but the top list is always full of literal bangersWhen it comes to anal, I always say that the three keys to orgasm are comfort, ergonomics, and automation, and the machine takes care of the automation. I'm gonna echo what everyone else is saying though, buy the Premium 3.0. Anything else above that is unnecessary and anything below it is a waste of time and money - especially as the cheaper models you're looking at don't have app connections, so you won't get the community modes, only a speed controller
>>11402411Yeah I’m surprised in myself to be honest lol. I got an xl echo like a year ago and thought there was no way I would go bigger… then I got an xl nox and now this Rex. I should clarify I mean Rex the German Shepard … the t-Rex looks too big and the shape doesn’t appeal to me plus I wanted a big fucking knot.
When I was 14 I saw a scene in [redacted furry porn game] that got me trying butt stuff. Got a finger in, then a sharpie, then a lot of bad ideas that thankfully never went wrong.
>>11402555Why would you not just tell us what game it was?
>>11402358No
>>11402565
>>11402535I figured you meant the dog one.. exquisite taste.
>>11402506Pro Traveller 2 is supposed to be the cheapest model that still supports the community modes. Would run me about 325$cad with import and shipping.Hismith Mini would run me about 500$ even.Premium 3.0 would run me over 650$, and that's way outside what my budget can justify at the present. Could maybe afford the Mini.I've been able to orgasm from anal regularly by grinding on a vibrating Aneros massager but never using a dildo.
>>11402217Just curious, how loud is that thingI don't have paper thin walls or anything, but it looks industrial
>>11402606I second this. I sublet a basement apartment and would prefer my landlady not to hear. The Auxfun machine was too loud not to be noticed.
>>11399813>Question of the dayHow did you become interested in analStarted off seeing some pegging porn about 20ish years ago, before it was kinda a thing like it is today. It was on a VHS tape I rented. I remember all the scenes vividly. First one was two women with strap-ons taking turns fucking a guy in a jacuzzi. Second scene was a big titted blonde bending a guy over a cough and railing him from behind. Third sceen was a petite 20-somthing girl fucking a guy twice her size on a someones patio furniture. She was very attractive with a sexy thong tanline on her ass. Long brown hair in curls. The first two scene looked hot but when the camera would do the penetration close ups, the women would only move the dong maybe 2-3 inches in and out of the guy's ass.The third scene was the hottest as the strap-on was literally was at least nine inches long and the width of a coke can. The girl's fingers couldn't even wrap around it completely when she lined it up against the guy's hole while they were in the doggy style position. She didn't ram it in at first...but she slowly sank it all the way in and bottomed out in him and slowly pulled it out until his anus stretched wide around the bulbous head of the dong, but she didn't pull it out completely. She sank it all the way back in. She did this slowly a few more times before adding some more lube. She started picking up the pace and they guy was just moaning non-stop. She started railing him hard slamming her thighs into his ass on each thrust. The guy's moaning seemed to alternate between enjoyment and uncomfortable painal. I was fascinated.....and hooked on anything anal in porn ever since.
Reaching out to my fellow community of buttsluts here. I know I don't like depth play, but I'm not sure if I like Flared Heads, similar to BD's Chance, or just general girth, like BD's Minotaur. I'd like to get some input so I have an idea of what my next purchase might be. I'm sizing up from a small slepnir.
>>11399813>How did you become interested in anal?Possibly rare instance of totally independent discovery. When I was like, I wanna say maybe 10 or 11, I fucked up wiping after a shit and my finger went in. I was weirded out at first, but then it felt really good. That night in the shower, I tried it again, felt good, and I was hooked ever since. Actually did this before I discovered regular masturbation lmao
I hope one day one of the guys I hook with asks me to fist meI know it's totally degenerate, but it makes me hot just to think about being tied to a bed while a guy forces my ass to the point he can put his fist inside, it's probably very very painful and I'd probably cum twice before that fist slips in
>>11401612You should try to be open with your gf about your anal escapades. See if she'll be down to peg you, or maybe even down for a MMF threesome with you as the main bottom.
>>11402591I get it, it's a lot of money to sink. I personally think it's worth it, but I earn a lot of money and can afford it and you may not be in the same financial position, so I understand. My main concern is the power level and stroke length. Power is very low on it, and stroke length is only 1.8 in/4.6 cm vs 1.3 - 5.03in/(3 - 13 cm) so you're not even gonna get a good thrust. Low power means it won't even be able to handle heavier dildos. It's only a suction cup which means it'll only be able to handle so much weight as well.The low quality of the machine means you're spending money on something that will just be shit and make you waste money on a shitty product.If it were me, I'd wait, save longer, invest more, be happier in the end.
There aren't many things that feel better than getting stretched open by a huge dildo~
How much bigger should my next dildo be?My currently largest is around 1.85 inch in diameter when I bottom out on it.I'm looking at a medium Stoic from Neotori which is about 2.3 inches at the flare. Is that too much? The small stoic seems TOO small, as the flare would be about the same as my current one.
>>11402847I see. I'm tempted to hit purchase on a Hismith Mini after paying off the bills at the end of the month. You think that one will have enough power?
>love knots>hate depth>every dildo that goes up in knot size also gets longerI get that most people want proportionate dicks but this sucksI wish there was something like a medium or large Rex that was like 5 or 6 inches long instead of fuckin 12Guess I should just get a butt plug, but the specific knot bulb shape is so good.
>>11402869>I wish there was something like a medium or large Rex that was like 5 or 6 inches long instead of fuckin 12Fetish Zone "Sebastian" dildo. Large has a 7.5" length with a 3" diameter knot.
>>11399926have you looked into importiing from Brasil ? search for monsterd, they use platinum silicone.
>>11402606>>11402621Asking how loud something is rarely gets great replies because of how subjective it isBasically if you're below 50% highly unlikely its heard even by someone listening right at the door (interior home hollow core door)60+, you want some music on
>>11402672Flared head best head
>>11402736>asks me to fist meEsl pls go home
>>11402867No. Premium 3 or nothing, save upBuy once Cry once
>>11401630>When I go harder with my ass, I sometimes have a weird piss/cum stuff coming out of my dick, but it's not an anal orgasm.Is it just overstimulation with my bladder?I get that when I focus on the anus muscles, usually thrusting hard and shallowly. It does feel amazing the more I do it and if I'm not getting an orgasm from it after a while then I don't know what it is.
>>11402877Still longer than I'd like, but better than nothing. I'll look at it.
>>11401630It might be a particular gland you're stimulating. There's a couple ingredients that all go into a standard cumshot, most of which get added to the stream by a few glands along the way.Anal, or other forms of internal stimulation, can sometimes stimulate these glands and get them to do their thing, out of sequence with a normal ejaculation. I have a semi-consistent one of these I can do (though actually cumming from anal by myself tragically eludes me).
Anyway have suggestions on a 12 inch insertable dildo I can gag on?
>>11403012Look up Squarepeg Toys "The Slim"
Anyone have a recommendation for a buttplug that's good for anal training and prostate stimulation?
>>11400579>>11400581I am a married guy that sometimes invites guys over to blow me or ride me. I have 2 regulars that claim to be exclusive with me. I use them for 2 different kinds of things. 1 is older than me and he is able to suck me so well that I can cum without going soft and then cum again. I lay back and let him do his thing. He gets to enjoy giving oral and I am down for it. This guy rims me and has a super long tongue I let him put inside like he is fingering me with his tongue. He can make me cum whioe his tongue is inside and it is addictively good. The other guy is younger than me and I let him explore and play more, but we both know he is there to ride and with his good stamina he sometimes will ride for an hour or more. He does not like letting me do the moving except for when he is about to cum. I let him cum on me, and even lend a helping hand, as thanks for giving me such a good hole.
>>11399839Its your lube. The more ingredients in it, the more probably one is irritating you. Use X lube ffs. If you want a complementary one, shop around and try a variety. Coconut oil works. I like Boy Butter oil based.
i got an electric prostate stimulator and its ok, but then i got high on weed oil and tried again. i was on my knees curled up into a ball spasming and shaking.idk if i had multiple orgasms but i had multiple somethings during an hour+ sesh and they felt pretty goodas a review id say the toy is a little too light on its tapping. id like something that can get a good solid "tap-tap-tap" on there
>>11403036Thank you!
has anyone of you tried any of those ovipositor dildos? I have a feeling that most of them are crap and not actually that fun to use but when I´m stuffing my butt I really love to fantasize that there is some huge monster on top of me, using me like a it's bitch attempting to inseminate me. So I feel compelled to try at least one of those toys but I don't know which one to buy.
>>11403090Which one is it?
>>11403126eclipse roller ball probe
https://c.lovense-api.com/t2/okckf320The link is up for a while if any anons want to play with my butt