>>11419937
50cc is perfectly fine for anal play, using more water just runs the risk of you voiding your entire gi tract. I do always rinse several times, anywhere from 4-7.

>>11419976
>What anal-related thing is something you've been wanting to do but haven't been able to for whatever reason? (The more depraved, the better!)
Was always kind of a dream for me to be able to fist myself. Could take a 3" dia knot, and get 4 fingers in, but an entire hand was always tantalisingly out of reach. Gave up on it.

Can any EUfags recommend a trusted store for BD style fetish toys in the EU?

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>>11419976
>>Question of the day
>What anal-related thing is something you've been wanting to do but haven't been able to for whatever reason? (The more depraved, the better!)

We including absolute fantasies? I wanna be be gangbanged by 100 men, one after the other, every load in my bussy. Specifically, I want to be in a comfortable gyno chair with my legs comfortably spread and my body supported. Each of the men draws from a deck of cards to see the order they get to go in, with matching cards labelled 1 or 2 to determine order. One after the other, they come up to me and fuck me until the blast their load until the last one is finally done

>>11419976
>What anal-related thing is something you've been wanting to do but haven't been able to for whatever reason? (The more depraved, the better!)
I wanna get fucked by a REAL cock, plowed into my mattress and turned into a hot twitching mess that can't walk. Hard, rough, and playfully humiliating (but still sweet and sensual to a degree)
The thought of having 2 cocks frotting together in my ass also drives me wild
>Not into men
And so the unicorn hunting mental gymnastics begins. I'll probably be designing sexual saw traps for myself before the decade's out.

>>11420091
>I wanna get fucked by a REAL cock
me too but I'm scared of STDs so I might never do it

>>11420116
Same. Too afraid of STDs to hookup with random men, and i find the idea of taking PREP in anticipation of that to be depraved and sinking to a new low. Maybe i'm just crazy?

>>11420027
yiffytoys

>>11420130
Is it trustworthy? To me the website looks bit.... yiffy.

>>11420135

i got several dildos from there couple years ago

>>11420124
You ain't. Hygiene is important.
That's why the world direly need sexbots.
Sexbots are clean and safe.
I want a futabot. And I want it NOW.

>>11419976
>Question of the day:
I really want to find a domme to tie me down, peg my ass until I gape, and then let a real cock stuff my hole

>>11419976
>Qotd
Prostituting myself (preferably for an insultingly low amount of money)
Can't because I'm fat & ugly. And STDs.

>>11419976
>QOTD:
Letting a freshly grown 9in futa (magic or magic pill) go to town on me like a crazed animal because of her new & sensitive dong.
Then chillin with her in a hammock or something idk
Oh then if she wants to later, she can stick a fiber camera in me to see the action in 3D lol

>>11420207
Oh you could, you just choose not to

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>>11419976
>What anal-related thing is something you've been wanting to do but haven't been able to for whatever reason? (The more depraved, the better!)
Make and take a dildo that literally goes all the way through my body and feel that thing massage my entire GI tract, probably anatomically impossible irl though...

>>11420244
I'm pretty sure ugly prostitute ends up serving the lowest of dregs. Which means higher chance of STDs, and less handsome clients.
I'm not ready to get topped by a fat ugly bastard.

>>11420258
That's all you deserve though

>>11419976
>What anal-related thing is something you've been wanting to do but haven't been able to for whatever reason? (The more depraved, the better!)

Kinda basic but been working on clearing out an extra house on my parents property so i can move into it. Used for storage for years and rat infested but once i move in I'll finally have some privacy and i can go to town on my ass. I'll probably buy a hismith. The house also has a fireplace insert. I really want to lay down in front of the fireplace on a cold night and fuck myself in front of it, feeling it's heat.

I live in the middle of the woods so I've had this idea that itd be really hot durring the summer if its warm enough outside to go into the woods at midnight and fuck myself under the moonlight. Unfortunately never really got a heatwave this past summer. Also have to watch out for the mountain lions, but i think that would make it more exciting, knowing that something might be watching me defile myself.
>inbefore let the mountain lion fuck you
No I'm not a furry and mountain lions want to violently kill me, not fuck me. If I see one it's getting a high speed lead injection.

Also really considered hopping on one of those adult omegle alternatives while crossdressing. Any anons have experience with those? Have any fun or is it just creeps on those websites?

>>11420290
Based, I'm jealous of your cool plans

You gonna do any remote web control of your fuck machine

>>11420310
I was going to look into options for that. Like what you can hook that up to. It's be pretty fun to do a random webcam with remote control of a hismith. I also own a pishock that would be fun to have someone control at the same time. I havent used it in a while because I dont have anyone to shock me with it. It's also be neat to be able to hook both up to xtoys and plug it into some video games. Every time I get a kill or point the machine fucks me and every time i die it shocks me if that's something that xtoys does. Be a lot more fun to have a bf/gf fuck my hole while shocking me irl though.

>>11420271
True.

>>11420315
If you wanna chat about building up and using a streaming fuck machine drop your discord

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I just got started on anal so if I can pass out from cumming like some of you say it happens I think I'd be happy.

>>11420255
It's possible in theory. But it would require a sci-fi level technology.

>>11420335
> if I can pass out from cumming like some of you say
[citation required]

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wow a popular question of the day this time

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>QOTD
i want to be spitroasted like this and fucked till all three of our sacks are completely drained.

fantasies aside i was a little doubtful about the softness of my new horse cock but hot damn i don't think i can go back to the harder ones for my daily drivers

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>>11420348

>>11414711
>>11409935
>>11409958
>>11417325

>>11420328
martha92

Probably won't be able to get a hismith setup until I get my ass in gear cleaning that house out and remodeling it, but it'd be neat to chat about it.

>>11420405
Hell yeah added

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>be me
>hang out with gf and friends often in late teens
>one day mutual friend invites their friend
>he and I immediately hit it off
>become best friends over a few months, hang out all the time
>have never had such a connection with another person before
>start wanting to hang out with him more than my gf
>while jerking off, start fantasizing about having threesomes with him and girls
>eventually fantasies devolve into doing more stuff with him
>nut harder than ever before
>wtf.jpg
>brush it off, it's just a kinky fantasy, nothing real
>fantasies devolve even further of doing stuff with just him
>start incorporating my ass into masturbating with these fantasies
>find out I love anal
>start masturbating exclusively with my ass while fantasizing about us, just for the nut, I'm not gay I swear!!
>eventually gf and I break up over unrelated shit
>whatever, still hang with buddy
>life is great
>we have so much in common, if soul mates were real, this feels like that
>start freaking out because I'm straight, why do I feel this way about another guy
>he gets a gf, of course, he's straight
>upset about it but confused because I have been straight my entire life
>just deal with it because it would never work
>here I am now, a straight guy who fell in love with his best friend and is now addicted to anal

I don't know how this happened and I don't know how I can recover from this.

Asked last thread, but the anon who was going to answer me died of gooning.
Can anyone here who owns a topped pegasus tell me how long the shaft is before the medial ring? I'd really like to know before buying.

>>11420255
It's not "anatomically impossible", but it is a pretty horrible idea because of the way the body is designed
>small intestine is half as wide as the large intestine
>either you go with a thin toy that you won't feel in your ass (or anywhere else really) or with a thick toy that will stretch your small intestines
>they are fragile and sensitive in a bad way, you don't really feel anything except fucking around with them will make you feel sick
>the sections of the GI tract that aren't the large intestine are full of nerve clusters that when triggered with abnormal pressures won't make your body go "ohhh this feels weird and arousing" but rather "something's wrong, trigger the sympathetic system NOW" (aka sudden anxiety and sickness)
>prolapsing the ileocecal junction (the juncture between both types of intestines) from going in and out will seriously fuck you up short term (nausea, bowel pain) and long term (abnormal bowel movements, appendicitis, cross-habitat infections)
>same thing with the pyloris (stomach-small intestine juncture)
>abnormal pressures at the lowest part of the esophagus induce heavy retching (there was this case of a stoner who swallowed a crystal pipe as a bet and it got stuck there, dumbass couldn't stop for days)
>there's the constant risk of cross-habitat infections from having the toy drag bacteria in the reverse path of the GI tract
>toy would be awkwardly long, would need a team to handle it
It's why gastrointestinal endoscopies are done with tubes thinner than your pinky and with the patient under anaesthesia.

Learning all this shit ruined "tentacles all_the_way_through" for me.

>>11420446
There's no recovering, but you can attain anal orgasm status and cum your brains out like a woman

>>11420446
ez you find a tomboy to peg you

>>11420460
Those don't exist anymore, they all get tranny bbrainwashed

>>11420446
>fell in love with his bro and started desiring him sexually before even trying anal
>straight
I'm sorry but it's terminal, anon.
At least you can enjoy anal without worrying about the gay part. Try to wean off the gay thoughts by getting off to futas instead.

>be me
>get high on Friday night
>idly swing by Bad Dragon
>oh shit they having a big sale
>been considering a Chance XL but he just doesn't fit into any missing slot of my arsenal.
>But bro. It's a Chance XL for 170 bucks.
>But I have horse cocks already.
>Bro. Chance XL. 170.
>I'm waiting for Exotic Erotics to drop more of their resized horse dongs.
>Cmon Bro, Chance XL, the most famous horse dildo of all time, for one seventy.
>...... All right fine

And that's how I bought a Chance XL based entirely on vibes

>>11420465
If you're not willing to put in the work to make your future, it will forever elude you
I got two ftm's in my life, and my ass is very loved.

>>11420495
>two ftm's
so not tomboys?

>>11419976
>What anal-related thing is something you've been wanting to do but haven't been able to for whatever reason? (The more depraved, the better!)
I really, really want to do some social, anonymous stuff. Kink event or club, that sort of thing. The idea of meeting someone, knowing nothing about of them, and then having them inside me, then going back out with whatever evidence of it on me is so fucking hot.
Never would. Don't want to risk an sti or actual abuse.

Fukkin.
I forget if it was this thread or another on /d/, someone had posted a greentext about getting fucked by a few people in a like, display box at a kink event. That's so fucking hot.
I want people to KNOW what I've been doing.

>>11420499
It's a matter of perspective, really.
Niether is on T, both want to be called bro. Close enough, and if it makes my bros happier to be bros, then who am I to deny them?
At the end of the day, I have two tomboys who peg me. This is within your grasp, anon. Within your grasp, yet you reject it, and bemoan not having it.

>>11420509
Somehow you're the gayest one here

>>11420512
I think you're just upset that you're the only obstacle to your dream. It would be easy. Comically easy.
You could be like me. Cleaning out & stretching, getting ready to play some MvC2 over some IPA with your bro, wrestling in bed, then getting pegged after you throw.

>>11420446
don't worry, you'll just think about it occasionally for the rest of your life

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>>11420495
>>11420509
>>11420532
Look man we're all glad that you have a good life and shit but you're being a douchebag for no reason. That anon was asking for non-tranny women and you butt in with your "acktually trannies are non-trannies if you doublethink like me and you're a pathetic anon for not doing so" diatribe. Fuck man, and I'm saying this as someone that gets off to (mtf) trannies too.

>>11420571
>you're being a douchebag for no reason
Am I?
People wanting a thing, then cutting themselves off from all reasonable ways to actually achieve that thing, then complaining about their decision, when the solution is self-evident in their complaint is super annoying.

I'm looking for my first horse dildo. I want something with at least a circumference of 6", maybe a little over 7.5". Any thoughts on Stoic from Neotori? Standard vs firm? The flare design on Stoic is what really grabbed my attention but I'm open to suggestions for other models or brands.

>>11420027
Neotori

>>11420590
Raging dickbag yes

>>11420495
So you don't have tomboys you have mentally ill retards instead

Weirdest flex I've ever seen

I think I had a small orgasm?

>playing with perineum
>about an hour in, perineum feeling good, using a tennis ball by very lightly sitting on it
>feels good
>close eyes and stop thinking because tired but still focusing on slow grinding
>thirty seconds in with random adhd daydream thoughts my entire torso gets a massive shiver that is tingly kinda like electricity, lasts for a single second then fades
>end session 20 minutes later trying to replicate it and jerk it

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Anal newfag here, just got a hismtih now what should i do? Just relax and let it fuck more a few days a week and I'll anal orgasm?
What's the best settings and positions?

>>11420644
You spent $500 on something you don't even know you'll enjoy?

>>11420658
It's a top of the line buttfucker so it's probably going to feel great.

>>11420675
you don't even know if you'll feel anything at all yet from anal

>>11420699
All the anime boys are doing the silly faces
I will join them

>>11420644
I just got mine last week. Been using it doggystyle while watching porn. Enjoyable so far but still trying to figure out best position for things. I'd say try different things till you find your sweet spot. Oh, and buy the Rubber Nail dildo atrachment for hismith + xlube. That thing is HEAVEN.

>>11420719
Fucking kek. Me too anon. Me too.

>>11420644

Get the suction cup mount for it right away.

>>11419995
i think ive put 6,000ml in my ass before just being silly.
ive got those very big syringes.
something about pushing a little air up with empty syringe and letting the guts settle allows me to comfortably hold alot of water.
I usually try to clean out cause my smallest toy is a large chance.

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>>11420762
>i think ive put 6,000ml in my ass before just being silly.
bro?

>>11420762
>6L
that's too silly anon

>>11420480
>Poorfag
>Just bought Chance SM
>Before Sale
>Read this
FUCK!

>>11420762
Are you trying to look pregnant?

>>11419976
>>What anal-related thing is something you've been wanting to do but haven't been able to for whatever reason?

I want to build a fucking machine for myself. I can't afford to buy a hismith or anything really for that matter, but I am good with electronics and have access to a lathe so I can make a flywheel no problem. Just haven't really gotten round to it yet bc I need a trailer or something to help my haul free treadmill from Craigslist (free motor and PWM controller)

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>>11420810
Forgot this was the hentai section, my bad. here's a different gif instead.

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My boyfriend has a hard time coming and he wants to experiment with chastity, I get squicked out by chastity and wanted to try prostate milking & hfo with light bandage. I don’t know where to start with either bandage or massaging another dudes pspot. I can find mine well enough but I just don’t know how to help him get into the head space for it. Suggestions appreciated

>>11420644
Get a dual density toy if you haven't already. Literal game changer, I went from loathing enema work to get to anal to enjoying it just for the reward it'll bring.

>>11420644
Find a pattern on xtoys app and let it work its magic

>>11420808
idk i wasnt paying attention, i have one of those fat 550ml syringes and i recall shooting it up my ass atleast 5 or 6times in one go.

Hypothetically if I was asking for a friend if say someone didn't clean off a plug after use and later realizes it was all dried up...

Basic soap and water to clean and then it's good to go right?

>>11421048
Yes, maybe just wash it a little longer
t. lazy fuck

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>use a glass or metal dildo it slides effortlessly
>use a slicione dildo with 3 shots from a lube shitter, feels rough
What's going on here? Not enough lube, do I need to be more stretch out?

>>11420027
neotori, excellent site, delivery kinda sucks as it comes from germany, takes about 2 weeks to get anything in the UK, great toys though, really good quality, had a few piece from them.

>>11420124
No, you're normal. AIDS is still rife because everyone can just take PrEP now and not give a shit. Keep it as a fetish and dont cross the line

>>11421049
Hypothetically lazy fuck *
FTFY

>>11421063
Depends on how tight you are, but probably you aren't cleaned out enough or your lube sucks

>>11421109
xlube, and I take psyluim husk, should I be doing an enema everytime before?

>>11421115
Always good to at least do a light flush to verify you're actually clean

>>11420455
what about going into the sigmoid? I'm at the point now where I can take a 2.6" diameter dildo past the second ring with little warmup required, but I sometimes worry about the long-term effects of pummeling my hole like that 3-4 times a week

>>11420644
Try to go for at least 5 minutes of nonstop fucking. No pausing or slowing down. Doesn't need to be a fast speed. Use headphones and watch HMVs or something while doing it. Synching it to beat helps to get in the mood. Once you can tolerate a continuous session around that long, it will start feeling really good.

>>11421115
Not really if you have a good diet. Enemas can irritate the colon even more.

Quick question from a straight guy with a dildo

I have an 8 inch flexible dildo, when I pound my ass with it hard and fast for like 30 seconds my ass melts and goes mushy around it, like zero resistance. When I keep fucking hard like this I get this flushing feeling and like I’m about to piss myself out of my erect dick, sometimes this makes me slow down, but I heard that if I keep going hard and fast through that , it will result in a full anal orgasm?

The problem is when I fuck my ass if I stop and decide to finish my dick off, it has gone super insensitive and I struggle to cum so I end up cumming out of a half soft dick

I was the full spraying cum out of it from anal

>>11421172
sounds like you're most of the way there already. just don't touch your dick. if you can't handle that just cage up and take that part of the equation entirely.

>>11421172
Yes you just need to be tied down and pounded past this point at which you held back

>>11420447
Sorry, gooning ran long

For the smaller of the two, it's at 7.5" from the tip

>>11420455
I did get babby's first gastroscopy (mouth-side, only down to stomach and duodenum) with local, was pretty neat. In another life I might have been a throat goat.

>>11420509
>I have two tomboys who peg me. This is within your grasp, anon. Within your grasp
I'll use this as inspiration to get off my ass and put the effort (among other things) into it

>>11421227
They're fake tomboys though

>>11419976
>>Question of the day
>What anal-related thing is something you've been wanting to do but haven't been able to for whatever reason? (The more depraved, the better!)
It's very simple.
I want a group of hung big booba futas, that would fuck my ass and throat every day.
IRL it's impossible coz there are only ugly. trannies for money in my place.

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my tellus just arrived and i think i got the softest version cause its quite gummy. haven't used it yet but can gummy toys still be good for anal? I kinda like them gummy cause i can squeeze them in easily

>>11421221
Thank you anon! That sounds perfect.

>>11421268
finally a pic that makes me want to get used like an onahole

>>11420894
Chasity is basically just a sort of bondage. It makes it so you can't touch your dick. Tying his hands behind his back accomplishes the same thing; it removes sexual agency from the person being bonded. That can be extremely sexy.
>I don’t know where to start with either bandage or massaging another dudes pspot.
Don't start with anything fancy. Just tie his hands together (in front at first) and play with his butt until you find his sweet spot. If you found your own it shouldn't be that difficult to find his. Just remember to press up toward his penis from inside. If he likes it, move on to something more interesting like tying him to the bed or a chair.

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>>11421330
I want to get held and pounded like this so bad

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>>11419976
>QOTD
Relatively inexperienced after trying on off pretty often over the years. Usually do prostate play to jASMR and it's great. But after a while matching the pace can really take me out sometimes. Got money and electrical experience now so I've been looking into e-stim and fuck machines. The goal is to make a whole library of scripts for anal and prostate orgasm works for a machine. It's turned out to be pretty difficult. Got a Hismith and it's nice, but you can only set pace, not position, so I'm stuck manually setting the pace to match the audio and it's always slightly off. Only tried a couple times but it's still way better than manual.

Might sell it and build an OSSM and create funscripts for my whole collection. Being able to choose which VA whispers in my ears while my brain gets fucked into mush for 3 hours is a dragon I'm willing to chase. I also want to get a chair with a whole in in the bottom and let a machine go at it really slowly for as long as i can take.

hey yall, i'm looking for advice on how to get rid of a small internal hemorrhoid (at least, that's what i think it is).

like 2-3 cm inside on the wall of the sphincter, i feel a small bump. it never causes any discomfort unless i try anal. i drink a ton of water, i'm semi-active, and i've taken long breaks before trying it. and yet, i've had this discomfort for over two years of intermittently trying anal

the only other thing i know of that can improve it is my diet bc i do get constipated often, but i do take fiber consistently to try and alleviate that.

so yeah im kinda at a loss as to what to do ;-; and i dont exactly want to tell a doctor if i can avoid it lol. is it true that dilation could potentially help? any advice would be appreciated

Hello, I want to ask a question that might sounds inflammatory, how do you deal with the shame and regret for buying some particular dildo and uses them knowing that it might cause damage? ( I am mentally fighting myself in order to finally buy my first bd horse dildo but it's a constant fight between myself and my other self)

>>11421132
Fucking with your large intestine has its own share of issues long term if you are too rough (the anal experts here know better than me on that field), but it's not surrounded by nerve clusters that will make you feel awful if you rub them like the rest of the GI tract does. Otherwise we wouldn't enjoy anal so much lol.
The biggest risks are incontinence or lack of motility I guess?

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>>11419976
>QOTD
Using my 16" Slink. I bought it while I was still intent on training for depth but slowly realized depth play doesn't really do anything for me. Shame, now it's just sitting in my bin never to be used.

>>11421379
>Tying his hands behind his back accomplishes the same thing;
Good point. Tying them above his head might be even sexier (depending on position)

>>11421555
I became at peace with my horny slut self, although we came to a compromise - nothing too damaging, and the slut compromised because I could frame it as "way too difficult and risky and expensive given the current circumstances anyway", so 2.1" diameter (and a grip wide enough that I couldn't conquer) did the job (before I purged it all, now that I can actually make progress in my life so the butt stuff took a lower priority).

>>11421513
Go see a doctor to get your cancer growth removed before it spreads

>>11421623
Gtfo pedo

>>11421650
>pedo defender

>>11421686
Can't wait to blow my paycheck on topped toys, I'm getting that chute

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>QOTD
Nothing fancy by this gen's standards, just want to buy a fuck machine, a knotted dildo, a horse dildo and maybe try some drug with anal I haven't used before

>>11421798
Thc cbn does wonders

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>>11420446
>Be me
>"Straight"
>Intensely homoerotic experience
I mean I guess all you can really do is pray for a breakup, pounce on him and see if you're both as straight as you think you are
>>11420762
>i think ive put 6,000ml in my ass before just being silly.
Damn, I might try that desu

>>11420762
You know at 6,020 mL it becomes fatal right

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>What anal-related thing is something you've been wanting to do but haven't been able to for whatever reason? (The more depraved, the better!)
I unironically just want to be able to fit my BD toys. I'm not a very big person, so anything that has a diameter of 2.5 inches or more feels like it will kill me. Even with a lot of practice, every time I get a toy past the 2.5 inch barrier in I feel like it's splitting me in half. It sucks because I have some beautiful toys that never get used. They're basically bookends at this point. I'd like to either figure out what I'm doing wrong in my training/practice or come to peace with what my anatomy will let me do.

or finally let myself experience having another man inside of me.

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>>11420808
I have an inflation kink so I unironically love taking big enemas (just under a gallon being my max). I sometimes fill up with lube close to my max to look nice and preg-ish and fuck myself in the shower. feelsgoodman

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>>11420808
>>11421971
Forgot to mention I'm not the anon you asked that question to.

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Where's that guy who was building some form-fitting chair to be fucked in? Tell him not to bother.

>>11421982
wtf does she have udders

>>11421984
I imagine you can use it in both directions

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>>11421982
Ok but what is this?
Link?

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>>11422009
no idea, I just saw it on a meme page and thought of him because it seemed exactly like what he was building. I'll see if I can find it thought since you paid the image tax.

>>11422014
oh, I actually found it immediately lol
>captcha HA GAY

https://a.co/d/94ZfaFj

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Found myself a discounted hismith due to a cosmetic factory defect (chipped paint) seller seems solid too.
My question is, the model is the HS06, idk if that model can already connect to the app, get it's own rhythms and what not, could someone confirm it for me?
Would you say it is a dealbreaker not having the app?

PSA :
Hismith is a chinese company, based in ShenZen.
Chinks have an history of spamming fake engagement post and other kind of "sponsored content" on 4chan.
Every post you are seeing on /analgen/ about the aforementionned brand is potentially a thinly veiled advertisement by a paid shill.
Do not engage with those posters. Do not buy their crap based on those posts.

>>11422098
Well, what other brands of sexmachines do you know/ would recommend?
Because all you did was advertise the brand by making bait engagement post and didn't offer a single alternative

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>>11422106
Forgot pic

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Finally got xlube so my bf can fuq my ass without it burning.
Did missionary the other day and it was amazing best sex I've ever had. Tried again today but I was really grippy and he kept going really fast which made it uncomfortable. I keep trying to tell him to go slow but he's like autistic and just wants to fuck me hard and fast even tho it's like my 5th time taking it in the ass. And like it worked the last time but today it was just annoying and was only really good when I was on top.

Want to try something new, is putting ice cubes in my ass a bad idea?

>>11422116
Water - no. Frozen cum cubes - yes.

>be me, anal beads up my ass
>enter the open space
>greet somewhat attractive corker (female)
>suddenly feels the urge to scream "I have beads up my ass!"
Should I let the intrusive thought win?

>>11422106
NTA,
But I would recommend to skip the whole concept of sexmachines entirely.
Overpriced
Unconvenient
Sometimes plain unsafe (a dildo torn itself out of its cliklock base and almost got stuck in my ass once...)

I haven't used mine in months.

>>11422098
Schizo /pol/tard post. It was recommended here long before it became well-known, newfag.

>>11422131
Mmh... Fine. I'll give it its chance, then.
I'll buy one (+ the usual recommended attachment) with my christmas tendies.
But if it's shit, I'll become three time more obnoxious and abrasive about it.

>>11422082
>Would you say it is a dealbreaker not having the app?
Honestly yes. I've had my Hismith for a week and the app's been incredible.

>>11421971
How do you know when you approach your max? Untill pain? What liquid do you use? Water, or water and salt solution to ensure not fucking up electrolytes? How often do yo do huge enemas, and do you have any health issues because of it?

>>11421895
Do thc first and then on the big stretch hit the poppers

You'll cum your brains out, trust

>>11421982
Where do I buy one and how do I add straps to hold me down in it

>>11422082
You CAN purchase a replacement wired remote that comes with the app connectivity, but you would need that machine to be well discounted to offset the upgrade cost

Why don't you just ask the seller if it's got the app control

>>11422125
Yes of course

>>11422238
Nigger, you are literally posting in a thread that has a shotacon porn in the fucking OP. Fuck off back to your normalfaggot shithole, hypocrite.

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Hi /d/egens. I've been having fun bouncing on my (small) Mundir, and I want to try something with a knot/swell higher up the shaft, some more texture, and hopefully a suction cup. Any recs?
Cortez from TTC looks nice, but I really don't want to wait 2 months or more for an order. I like the idea of Ork from Love Smiths, but I don't think it's what I'm looking for this time.

>>11422256
Nice use of buzzwords but ur still a fake anon

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>>11421809
I know, I was talking something more taboo than that

>>11422264
Like what? It's all I've needed

>>11422260
Says the butthurt reddit nigger with no arguments.

>>11422287
>Projecting

>>11422292
And you are still crying in a thread with a shotakon OP. You lost, tourist.

>>11422293
Bro y u still replying to him

>>11422293
>he doesn't know he got got

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>>11422293
Stop feeding the troll you're becoming worse

>>11422293
The OP doesn't look like shota, it's not shota
>b-but the canon age
it's not shota

>>11422368
And the Vanellope AI slop looked like loli?

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1/3
The best thing you can do is buy a long-curved bulbous/tapered toy. I have a glass one since the njoy pure wand costs about an IPhone (where I am* and customs charge a lot for items above certain price). I would suggest either Pure Wand or Fun Wand but any ~$5 glass equivalent will do just don't drop it like I did so I got another. The tapered bulb tip should at least be an inch, I haven't tried bigger ones but I expect it would be easier somewhat but I prefer an inch bulb and thin body since I fuck myself intensely (glass also weigh less) but at sone point I plan getting a Njoy Eleven.
So yup I've been able to cum from straddling cock while sitting upright and leaned back at times, at first I did try cheating and touching my dick and letting go, sonetimes stimulating my nipples as I cum but I stopped doing this.
What pushed me to stop a consistent assgasm? While it works and milks me I tend to still feel refractory period at times but I think it's still a great form of exercise, just not worth it anymore since I found that: I can get consistent minigasms with intense fucking but the downside is I would keep pissing. The point is you stimulate and murder your prostate while on knees, toy curved down to the prostate, well lubed to the point you go in and out and generate a lot of lewd fuck noises - this combined with Anal Hero is divine as fuck. I tend to start early since sometimes it takes about 1-4 hours of foreplay to get my prostate to awaken (actually it is more of a toying around the prostate) - when I mean prostate awakened it feels nice every stroke BUT this is tricky as sometimes you need a very full bladder and it's all about bladder control but on rare occasions my prostate is just sensitive full regardless with no foreplay needed (usually when it is full moons and 12AM somehow? maybe there's something about the moon..)

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How it works? You fuck your ass and feel like you must shit out (don't worry if you're extra clean, actually being deep clean makes it a lot more sensitive as there is nothing holding back your "sex organ" from functioning as one). I recommend oils as lubricant. When you squeeze or "expell the hell out of it" it can get messy and you will for sure pee since that is your pelvic floor trying to relax, have a 3x3" container ready if possible, I do this and squeeze pee/squirt out for hours on end with no "comedowns" if you had your prostate awakened, My only comedown is ending up going to sleep (and rarely accidentally kicking the pee bucket) but I like that too since after naps I just immediately get on my knees fuck myself half-asleep (prostate still awake, bladder potentially half-full) now the 3x3 bucket thing I use a glass one too because why not can get filled up to 3x per session so I recommend hydration and electrolytes for 6-10hour end to end pre/pissgasm session (excluding awakening foreplay but including nap/snack ). I could finish a bunch of Anal Hero playlists and repeat them to perfection. I do have an idea how to explain how the different analgasms feels. When you grind the toy too much to prostate it feels like a warm/burn and like on the glans - it's not pissgasm and entirely different. Fucking your ass like a pussy on your knees is the pissgasm and it feels more like an endless ejaculation with no refractory period and is addictive (I have attuned myself to ejaculate micropiss or nothing at all and enjoy the contractions more - never cumming semen until the end) - it is also not the same as the classic HFWO you get from a dildo upright riding or with aneros leading to either dry or wet or long/short hit and miss orgasms which to me are both similar but inconsistent enough for me to avoid.

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On your back with the pissgasm technique the feeling becomes different (less likely to leak all that's in your bladder) but I avoid this since my piss will get everywhere. What I do instead which I recently found is I would lie down but angle the toy to curve to the back and clamp the other end with my heels *for fun wand shape* but for *pure wand shape* you just sit on the other end or curve it along your tailbone - and proceed to hump it (note:this only works with awakened prostare about 1-4hrs toying). It feels like it shouldn't hit the prostate right but that is wrong it actually just happens to put a lot of pressure to everything down there (vesicles, etc) and I find this so pleasurable that I could feel what seemingly is a consistent force that is just so out of this world like I imagine this is what people taking stim drugs feel - let's call it "pressuregasm" - I don't stroke the toy in and out like I do with classic pissgasms before - I just sit on it hard with about 1cm strokes while my ankles support the outmost tip of the toy so it aligns perfectly to the center - I haven't refined this method yet since I end up being overcome with pleasure and cumming so consistently - I have to "edge the pressuregasm" but I find it the closest thing to insane nipplegasms. The best way to explain this pressuregasm and the awakened* pissgasm (since sometimes it ain't awakened yet but you can piss or squirt even 'milk cum) is the same feeling as "pleasurable pee shiver rush" you feel but you can do it over and over more intensely and nonstop - Imagine that for 6 hours and after you're done you can still masturbate with your hands to "end the horny" and feel like your butt is hungry after the fact and the days after. Also my mind has been fucked and listening to cobrah while outside awakened my prostate so if it matters you can pavlovian train yourself to get in the mood with music I guess that's a plus. (sorry if I sound so weird, I'm esl)

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>>11422543
>>11422544
>>11422548
ty for all this. taking notes feverishly

>>11421820
why?
also interested in how harmful can it be cause I used to just stick a hose up there and lie in the tub and I got pretty full.
does it like mess up the bacteria in your guts?

>very slight bump outside anus
Ah, i see my lazy lifestyle is catching up to me
What would be a good exercise set to make sure i dont end up being able to pull my insides out like a sock puppet in the future
>>11419976
>>Question of the day
>What anal-related thing is something you've been wanting to do but haven't been able to for whatever reason? (The more depraved, the better!)
24/7 anal, or at least a week long session with only small breaks for sleep, eating and cleanup/relube in which i go from small toys to horsecocks and monster dicks on a fucking machine

ok what is that one dildo that thrusts itself?
i seem to have lost the vid of someone using it and having a big coom
if you have it preferably link it from /gif/, the sound was the best part

>>11422461
Duh

>>11422667
They're all trash so idgaf what they names is

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I ordered a Tellus thanks to you all, just arrived. Their medium firmer option (0050) seems really nice, still very squishy but it stands up well. Wish it had more of a suction cup, and the base is a little funky for mounting because there's no flange, just balls.

Anybody know what adaptor works with the Paladin Pleasure "Goblin Hole" thing? My Tantus suction cup stem is a little too small.

All that said, this thing is gorgeous and thick as hell and I want it up my ass tonight.

>>11422611
it can burst your intestines and kill you

>>11422998
so it.... wouldn't just start bursting out of your mouth and nose uncontrollably all the way through?..
I see ...

>>11423002
no, long reaching before that point, your intestines (which are in no way designed to bear any kind of heavy load) would burst open and fuck up your insides in all kinds of extremely painful ways.

>>11423003
; _ ;

>>11423002
you consume way too much porn or cartoony media to think this legitimately
you have to be shitposting

>>11422667
anyone?

>>11423005
why isn't it possible

>>11423027
It's just not

>>11423005
Hey there was that one episode of House where that guys GUI tract started running in reverse because his genetic drivers were out of date or something. Guy was shitting out his mouth

>It's fucking House
>"based on real medical shit"
>salty bags of sand
Just sayin.

>>11423048
Fecal vomiting. It happened to my grandfather in hospital a few weeks before he died. Everyone was shocked to find out this was even possible.

Sorry to be a debbie downer.

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>>11419976
>What anal-related thing is something you've been wanting to do but haven't been able to for whatever reason?
Simple, has a guy rearrange my insides. Sadly (happily) that won't happen because I'm perfectly happy married to a girl (she still arranges my insides). Yes, I am attracted to both sexes.

There's no better feeling than getting stretched wide open by a huge dildo~

Just came from shopping with my plug. All I could think of was anal with the bulb stroking my prostate with each step.
Met a girl I know and she said my face was oddly serious, I guess I was just too concentrated on the feeling.
Came home and squatted, making it fall and making a lot of precum gush from my dick. No orgasm though, but who needs orgasms when I was constantly on the edge for more than one hour?

>>11421982
Still here! That looks fairly ergonomic. I was thinking about being on my back instead of face-down, though.

>>11423002
Omg you're like totez right

>>11423048
>>11423066

Sorry anon but your grandpa got his back blown out

That happens if you get your ass fucked so hard it reverses the direction your guts flow

Why do you think that phrase "fuck the shit out of her" exists

>>11420644
>lol based rich anal newbie.

For me I'm leaning towards getting a new PC instead of fuck machine. Can't justify spending that much money just to come harder. Was thinking of getting a Keon (From Kiiroo) with the dildo setup. Probably like $300 after shipping, anyone have experience with it?

Spending like double that is crazy, I'd have to get a new gaming PC before that for sure....

>>11420699
lol mechanically they will. That's just how bodies are built. being fucked feels good

>>11422870
It looks like trash

>>11423341
Fuck machine > gaming PC

Nature did a silly and made me prefer getting fucked like a girl

>>11421971
Lube that far into your body can't be good....right?... like maybe it's fine cuz like what? i guess medical lube???

I'm not sure if I had a prostate orgasm or not, but since my session a couple days ago I'm way more "aware" of my prostate if that makes any sense?
I don't even need anything to stimulate it, just gyrating a little bit

For those of you with a hismith (premium 3/4) does it come with any kind of bag for storage and if it does, is it unmarked? Probably gonna pull the trigger soon but I need to be able to keep it tucked away

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>>11423443
Yeah, it just looks like a generic gym bag or something.
It does say Hismith on the zipper handle, which you will see if you zoom in, but it's not noticeable if you're not looking for it.
Standard pencil for scale, it's kind of big. Slightly too tall to fit under my bed unfortunately.

>>11423443
Mine came with some sort of rigid boxy duffle bag for storage, it does say Hismith on it though

>>11423422
Anal slut awakening

>>11423422
lucky...
I don't feel anything anywhere cause I broke myself jerking off too much.
and then I broke myself edging for two weeks trying to do nnn.
now when I get close I """cum""" a bunch of orecum without actually cumming and getting to actually cum is now even harder than before (it took like an hour minimum now I don't even know).

>>11423537
Bro, just take a break from gooning and porn completely. God damn.

Hadn't jorked it in like a month though I did use a dildo twice, my kegels felt 'tight', I guess?

I really wanna find another crossdressing caged boy so we can cuddle, caress, and fuck each other with a strap-on. I really like it. Is it possible to find one? By the way, I live in Z shithole.

Do you ever look at your dildo and think "omg I can't believe that fits inside me"?

>>11423422
I straight up scream when I hit the right spot while high

>>11423234
I've always wanted to try this but

>Am I walking like I literally got something up my ass?
>Vibrating model (It's got a remote, but I've had "phantom activations" with other devices)

Doesn't help that the button is on the "bottom" so there's always the possibility of turning it on when I sit down. Though I am tempted to go up to cute girls, press the button and ask... "Hear somethin???"

>>11423354
Fuck machine as haptic feedback + Gaming PC

>Not getting violently sodomized for 5 minutes after every death
>No cum vat you need to suck through the cum tube after losing a game
>Not binding your crouch controls to the "balls deep" dildo sensor
>No need for degrading audio hypnosis, you're already playing online
May as well fuck off back to >>>/v/ or /g/ at this rate...

>>11423415
What happens if I EAT lube? Am I gunna turn my digestive tract into a slip and slide?

>>11423693
I assume your stomach would break the lube up before it gets any deeper.

>>11423578
i don't have will power, I'm an addict.

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>>11423693
You become a Slime, didn't you read the warnings?

>>11423638
Likewise.. Z+ bumhole!

I've never had a prostate orgasm except whilst lying down flat on my belly, I guess it pushes my insides in a way as to make my prostate more available for my toys to attack. I really would like to cum hands-free whilst riding a dildo and despite having the endurance to do it technically, I just cannot get the toy to hit the spot no matter how I try to contort my body. I have been abkle to cum hands-free once using an njoy wand whilst kneeling but that's the closest I've gotten, besides that's a different ballgame altogether. Do I just need bigger toys or is there some technique to make it easier? I also wear a chastity device so no penile touching (or as I like to call it, cheating) at any point!

>>11422667
asking once again

>>11423483
>>11423489
Thanks, doesn't seem to big either which is nice

>>11423678
No, I need to go bigger first

>>11423692
Help me build/ program that and I'll do it

Hi everyone, i have a problem/question.
At first im New to 4chan so sorry if i do anything wrong...
I have started fingering my ass at 14 after a breakup with my ex gf, and was frustrated and wanted to feel a new sexual Stimulation, i was and never will be attracted to men, but the last 4 years (im now 18) i done anal with a self build dildo like once every two months because a tension builds over the weeks that i want to do it again, but wenn ich have done it i feel gay and i'm really not and it destroys the fun i have. After everytime i did it i said to myself that i will never do it again. But the tension will grow and grow so that i do it again. And i don't know how to deal with it. Also since about one year i have a new gf and she is the love of my life. But always when i do anal by myself i feel like cheating on her or after it i just feel very very uncomfortable about it. I also dont want to know anyone about my sexual anal fantasies.
So did anyone had the same experience and can give me some tips?

>>11423950
Ultimately you can't deny yourself what you're sexually excited by

Time to find out if she's down to peg

Nah really i wouldn't like that, i want it only to be mine thing and nobody involved. And i also dont have the sexual tension of anal when I am with her. It is more like the lonely night being alone at Home and then the feeling starts. I also like to feel submissve and that stuff but like i said i wouldn't have that feeling while being with my gf. To be honest i also like seeing any femboy hentais at the time im doing anal, because they look feminine but also give me a submission vibe at the same time. But i really have no preference for real men, and would never think of real sex with any male and i wouldn't want that.

>>11423966
Brother you like what you like, gay or not nobody gives a damn, and definitely you yourself more than anyone shouldn't give a damn.
Just enjoy yourself, do what you like, there is nothing wrong in liking the things you like and you should not feel any sort of guilt about it.
Anal just feels nice and most men are missing out for the dumbest reasons.

>>11423966
It seems like you're just having a hard time accepting yourself, which is pretty normal for your age. Just take your time to figure your shit out but be ready to face the fact that you just might be gay. You just might be into butt stuff and that's fine. But you say you like feeling submissive and like seeing femboy hentai without a preference for men, so wouldn't a female-led relationship be the ideal? Having a dommy mommy to feminize you?

>>11423977
Yeah but anon will have to go gay, the only women into femdom are just doing it for the findom money

>>11420965
>550ml times 5 or 6
>6,000ml
the math checks out

>>11423986
Gays can't math this checks out

>>11423977
Nah so i try to explain it to you guys. Its really confusing for me but because of that i asked here.
I would never ever have the intension to having sex with a real male (doesn't matter if femboy...), because i just would not like it and also when i think of it it doesnt feel right. And when I am with Friends/GF/in public i would never think of anything like that (and I am honest and not just denying my feeling). But when I am alone at home all by myself and lonely and i have my privacy then sometimes a switch turns in my head an i have intense thoughts of doing anal by myself and watch hentai femboys getting fucked and i sometimes also think of being this femboy in that moment. But 1 second after i came the switch turns back and i think of why i liked that and really really (being honest) can not understand why i liked it and did that, because after it i feel like not liking it (and im not denying my feelings i really think that way after it). So and for the thing with the female led relatinship... like i said i dont have any feelings of that with my gf or partner its just in those lonely nights. I dont know if i have any psycholocical illness or something like that, that i feel this way. But i would really like that those feelings stop in those special lonely nights because like i said, after it or in my whole life i dont feel like that, just in those nights and i dont know how to deal with it? Any recommandations?

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The post to image ratio of this thread is fucking horrible. Is it so difficult for you faggots to attach an image to your retarded comments

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>>11423997
Trvke. It should be an enforced rule that every post has to have a relevant pic attached.

>>11423992
You can't stop the feelings, you're just cocksexual

Not attracted to men but you would happily get bent over and pounded by a thick cock

>>11423997
>>11424016

Literally nobody cares

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>>11424016
well obviously not every post, but these threads are definitely turning into /gaygeneral/

>>11424029
Mh ok i dont think that.
Maybe I just have any psychological ,,problem", that i sometimes get the feeling of doing something ,,absurd" (i do not mean that anal or submissivness is absurd but i mean it as something that tends to be away from ,,normal") and because i cannot do anything illegal i like the feeling of anal and submissivness because its something away from my normal life and gives sonething ,,special" to it. Do you agree?

>>11423992
Well, one way to deal with it is integrating your cocklust into your straight relationships. How one would go about doing that though is beyond me. Or you could just try to keep them separate and keep repressing your hunger for dick from the outside world. Your inquiries however suggest that you're having a hard time with this, so what is supposed to work for you? Beats me.

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>>11424030
And therein lies the problem. People lack common courtesy and don't contribute at all and instead just shit this thread up with their questions and blog posts. With every inane post they are making it worse for everyone.

>>11424045

Less moaning and bitching then, I'm not gonna tell you to fuck off AND contribute a pic you dense sperg

>>11424047
And here I was thinking the goal was more moaning, tee hee.

>>11424048
Lel gay

>>11423943
Gimme a standardized API and I'll do it

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Tomorrow is dildo monday
What pose should I try, /analgen/?

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>>11424090
You really need the right kind of chair for it (no armrests on the sides, proper height for your build), but straddling the chair so your hands can rest on top while you pound on the dildo is extremely hot. You can support part of your weight with your arms and you can just focus on porn or whatever.

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>>11423950
>I feel like I'm cheating on my gf after anal masturbation
Cheating is about sexual and romantic loyalty to your partner, not about whether your sexual activities involve her or not. Fucking another girl is cheating, dildoing yourself isn't. Plus it's fine to own sex toys, even married couples have them sometimes.
(I'm only talking about closed relationships, open relationships are a whole different mess I won't get into)

>I feel gay after anal masturbation
I mean, from a certain point of view it's kinda gay, but so what? It's not like you're fucking a dude (yet), you're just playing with your own body. Learn to relax and enjoy anal and yourself guilt-free.

>I also dont want to know anyone about my sexual anal fantasies
Understandable, some things can be taboo depending on your social environment and there's the fear of being shamed if found out, but you can still manage to live your life how you want if you're crafty/careful enough. I started fingering myself and using deodorant cans when I was 15, tried fisting at 21, nowadays I've owned several dildos for years, and no one ever suspected a thing or found my toys.
It's okay to not want to disclose such sensitive topics to others, but you shouldn't let your fears rob you of opportunities. In my case I was afraid of hiding an actual dildo and real lube until I turned 24, but then I gathered the courage to buy my first dildo and lube bottle. It was fucking unreal how amazing anal felt the first time I tried it, I couldn't believe what I had been missing out all those years. Fingers and cans were complete crap in comparison.

>self build dildo
I'm curious, how did you build it exactly?

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>>11424119
>I was afraid of hiding an actual dildo and real lube until I turned 24
Did you move out or just found a good hiding spot? Might be looking for good hiding spots

>>11424070
Xtoys should have that covered if you check their documentation

Drop your discord if you wanna actually work on this

>>11424119
Hide dildo in ass, problem solved

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>>11423966
>>11423992
>>11424036
Oh I missed those posts from the lack of quotes.
What you have isn't a "psychological issue", what you have is a "kink" or "fetish" that excites you and makes you feel good. You clearly love it but you also feel ashamed of it, and this inner conflict will only hurt you emotionally until you either grow out of said fetish (very unlikely lol) or learn to accept it. You're barely an adult, so this insecurity you're feeling is normal. As time goes on you will naturally evolve and make a choice, and the insecurity will fade away.

I was very homophobic when I was a kid lol. As the years passed my sexuality evolved like
>huh I like futas, but that can't be gay
>huh I like femboys too, but I still like women?
>huh I like anal, am I gay?
>god I want to be pushed into the bed and fucked rough doggystyle by a dommy futa mommy
Until I accepted that I'm just a bisexual with a sub fetish that likes women and femboys (and dickgirls). And yet my friends and relatives don't suspect a thing, they just see me as a regular straight dude.

>>11424130
Just found a "good" hiding spot. I just hide my stuff in the empty space under and behind the drawer in my personal bedroom desk. It's a boring place for others to check, it's easily accesible for me, but most importantly I learned to stop being so paranoid about my family barging through my stuff and to stop giving too much of a fuck about the risk of being found out.

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>>11420455
Yeah, but even if we're limited to just the large intestine that's still around 5 feet of length before you hit that junction so maybe that'd be an easier goal, making and taking a dildo that can fill the large intestine to it's absolute limit, which is probably limited more by the diameter of my hip bones than my intestines

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>>11422870
have fun!! the tellus is my fav model :3 glad you sprung for one

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That's it. The next toymaker who refuses to put suction cups on their toys is getting put to the sword.
If they put a shitty suction cup on it, TWO swords.

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>>11424090
Handstand

>>11423950
being gay is being attracted to men

>>11424119
I build the dildo by putting some socks over like a pencil(i cant explain really but that pencil was like soft and a bit bendable). With the socks i formed the shape and all. Wenn i had it formed i put like a latex glove over it so that it got smoother and the form doesnt change. And after that i again but a condom over it and ofc I buyed lupe at the store. And yeah i think it was a good DIY dildo, but don't how a real dildo feels anyway.

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>>11424440
Oh that sounds flexible. I thought you'd have gone with the "tape some cotton around the sharp edges of the smooth round cap of a Dove deodorant and cover the whole thing in a glove/condom" technique. That thing was rigid.

>>11421798
Holy fucking shit I know this artist irl lmao

>>11419976
>>Question of the day
>What anal-related thing is something you've been wanting to do but haven't been able to for whatever reason? (The more depraved, the better!)
Silicone Shit-Auger, because bidets are for pussies.

Hi, i have a question to you all... about how long does your anal-session last, and do you cum more then one time in it? And also when you cum more than one time is it easy or not?; because when i do it after i came i dont have lust to still continue? And i didn't experienced like a multiple orgasm, any tips how to achieve it?

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Are there some guides how to make bubble butt and make my stamina better?

>>11424594
just start lifting faggot

>>11424594
The bottom heavy boys thread has a routine I think

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I just got my neotori mundir today! I'm still trying it out right now, the feelings are nice, much better than my first dildo, but damn, it's floppy and squishy.
Still no anal orgasm in sight... I'm figuring out how to take the knot

>>11424219
It's dogshit I regret buying it

>tried phanxy
>felt like a moving stuck poo
seemed all a bit underwhelming

>>11424672
Yeah in hindsight I should've gone for a firmer silicone with it, can't really sit on mine since it'll collapse due to it being too soft.

Looking for the perfect 1.5”-2” diameter toy for long-term machine riding. (2.5” bumps/knots/base possible)

I want something with texture. Bumps, ridges, veins. Looking for recommendations for favorite toys that maximize sensations, drag across the prostate just right. But not too spiky since I also like high RPMs. Sorry for all the conditions of my search, lol.

>>11424759
Topped Toys' BF offers are coming this friday (iirc it's just a site-wide discount on everything), I'd check out their lineup if they have something that strikes your fancy. I don't have one yet myself, but for example of Mordax I hear nothing but good things.

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>>11424765
>I don't have one yet myself
Mordax that is, I do have a Mare Maker and Grip and both are great.

>>11424765
>>11424766
Hilt is great too

Also Artemis

Anyone have the issue that they cum to early anally now? Like the prep time and clean up takes an hour while the actual orgasm happens in less than 30 mins.

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>>11424821
So cum twice.

>>11424765
They say on the topped toys site that they are vaculock compatible. I can't see pictures of the bottom of the base and on their site they sell a drill bit. Do they comes with the holes already pre drilled or do you have do to that yourself?

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>>11424831
Mordax, Zeffir and Artemis specifically say on their product pages they do, dunno about the rest since I don't really use them myself. I guess you could ask their CS but that's something that should be more visible on their site, admittedly.

>>11424827
I can't because I get post nut clarity

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Do you guys listen to an erotic hypnosis that goes with anal?
Taking about audio not sissy hypno vids

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>https://c.lovense-api.com/t2/okckf320
Up for around an hour if you wanna control my edge

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>>11424219
Ignore the troll lol I'm still excited for the Tellus
Is the base hole just Vaculock but they don't want to say the name for copyright or something? I ordered a Vaculock base in the hope that it is...

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>>11424907
i believe it is! i dont use vac u lock stuff but im p sure it is

Any place I can sell my (used twice) hismith premium 3.0? And what price would be a good one to expect?

>>11424852
post-nut clarity about what? Do you have some hang-ups about anal masturbation?

>>11424925
nta but cumming clenches my asshole and it makes it painful for a bit, couple that with post nut clarity and it's a one and done session.

>>11424821
Yep, my progress chasing dry orgasms has been hindered since I learned how to get HFWO

>>11419976
>What anal-related thing is something you've been wanting to do but haven't been able to for whatever reason? (The more depraved, the better!)
I want to feel what it's like to have a cock cumming in my ass. What's it like?

Anyone have a guide for getting dry orgasms? I can milk my prostate consistently but it's kind of boring.

I think my ass is overproducing natural lube. I keep thinking I might have the runs but when I check it's never brown and doesn't have a smell. It's not voluntary but when I know it's anal juice I do get the urge to stretch my hole. I remember someone talking about it but I don't know if others have the same experience with it. I like it a lot. just makes me feel like an anal slut in heat

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>>11425042
It sounds like you're just creaming which is fairly normal and yeah, feels pretty fucking great. I used to get it as well but I fucked myself too much and now I can't seem to get it to happen.

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>>11424961
>not slathering the dildo in lube and putting it back in to feel like you're getting orgasms fucked out of you
baka desu

>>11424917
Oh man not many people want used sex toys. I guess I'll take it off your hands. I'll even pay for the shipping so you aren't out any more money.

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I was cleaning myself out one day when my asshole started tingling out of nowhere, and I could feel my prostate pulsating and heating up.
I had the best aneros session I'd ever had that day to the point where the pleasure was so intense that all I could think was "something's gotta give" but I never went over the edge. I still have no idea wtf happened but I hope it happens again

Ordered a shockspot. Expensive. Will report back if it's amazing or terrible compared to hismith. Wife and I have tried:
hismith premium 3 - motor stalls with any decent force at anything above ~40% speed on the dial, this is the best off the shelf one I've bought but still disappointing;
hismith servok (refunded) - loud, had walking issues/skipped steps all the time, didn't have great software support when it first came out (might be resolved now), had to be turned off and on again sometimes to get it to resolve it's stepping issues, terrible experience;
a custom built OSSM (not great since my 3d printer at the time wasn't great, but also just annoying to deal with, it walks when too much pressure is applied not related to my craftsmanship. probably resolved with a wider belt but I'd have to reprint almost everything. just way more effort than you want to deal with when you want to do "sexy time", alone or with a partner. maybe I'll try reprinting and fixing issues later but for now I just bought a shockspot. hoping it's not shit.

>>11421895
>or finally let myself experience having another man inside of me.
how was it?

>>11425224
based: proper testing, standards and next candidate. Linear motors are what I've been thinking would be used for a proper fucking machine. Keep us posted.

>>11425111
There's a big market for BD toys - subreddits, forums etc. So I think a hismith with even less bodily contact (though harder to sterilize) might do alright.

>>11424099
I have an office chair with no armrests but the seat wouldn't keep the dildo in place.
This position is great tho, I don't know if it was the horniness or just putting all my weight forward on the chair but I had a top tier edging session just by watching porn.

someday i'll get to afford a sex machine, idk if it's worth getting any of the "cheap" ones, i got some pretty hefty toys

>>11425227
[spoiler]It was a joke.[/spoiler]

>>11425293
Do spoilers not work on /d/ or am I just retarded?

>>11425293
lol I was skimming so fast I ended up being retarded
>>11425294
yes

>>11425294
Yes to both but we still love you Anon

>>11424831
If it says it has the vaculock it's molded in, Pegasus has it too

>>11425224
Just how tight that thing grip, the hismith at 40% is impossible to stop by clenching for me

>>11425276
Don't cheap out, lowest budget one id go is hismith premium 3

It's solid, get it with the app control

>>11424917
r/usedsextoys, people sell machines on there all the time and they seem to sell immediately

I'm looking for a dildo that has a smaller tip, a thicker middle section, and then a smaller bottom end before flaring out. I like when the middle bulges a bit. Any reccs?

>>11425555
Sounds like BD's Habu, but they took it down recently. Judging by Habu's popularity I assume they're updating the mold or something, since it would be a bad decision to just remove it. I can't think of any of the top of my head, but I'm sure other companies have similar toys.

https://www.pinkcherry.ca/products/crystal-premium-glass-g-spot-wand-2?_pos=7&_sid=f79f68e1d&_ss=r
this arrived today. it was great to use. but then i put it in my pocket and when i pulled it out a couple hours later it had scratches on the surface. even one that my nail would get caught in. never buying glass anal toys again. no shot im chancing sticking that up there. shame cus the straight end was quite nice. oh well.

>>11425581
You use them and then you clean them and put them away. Why the fuck would you carry it around in your pocket?

>>11425603
Dumbass probably put it in the same pocket as his keys

>>11425563
>5-6 lead time for a new one
damn

well, exploring all this gave me a permanent fetish ill never get rid of which is fun. the njoy pure wand was a remarkable experience but it was too much work and i could never really achieve prostate orgasm. i caved and bought an expensive thing, an edge 2. i know it will probably just feel good from the vibrations but not give the p spot thing. but its okay, im guessing ill probably like the convenience of it a lot more. apparently im not gay enough to really have a p spot orgasm. maybe thatl change

>>11425555
There was a seller called Johnthimastoys that used to several kinds of those.

>>11424119
>Cheating is about sexual and romantic loyalty to your partner, not about whether your sexual activities involve her or not. Fucking another girl is cheating, dildoing yourself isn't.
So if cheating is about sexual loyalty then fucking your ass instead of fucking your girlfriend is cheating on her. Just like normal masturbation. Especially when done with porn. And even more when after masturbation you do not want to have sex with her.

>>11425555
I have the End Zone by Erotixxx, it's a great shape, assuming I understood your description correctly

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Does anyone know where I can find a silicone dildo (realistic, not fantasy) with a cum tube? Maybe I'm not looking in the right places, but the only platium-cured silicone dildos with a cum tube that I can find are fantasy shaped.

>>11425727
BD archer comes to mind

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>clean out okay
>everything good
>put plug in
>unbearable itching sensation
whyyyy

>So if cheating is about sexual loyalty then fucking your ass instead of fucking your girlfriend is cheating on her. Just like normal masturbation. Especially when done with porn. And even more when after masturbation you do not want to have sex with her.

Bullshit. Cheating doesn't mean exploring yourself or watching porn. Cheating means a physical connection to another person with both knowing about it. Its also not cheating that other people can be attractive for you, when you have a partner, it is more about how you deal wirh it . Dont spread dumb opinions.

If the pleasure of being cummed inside is the girl's love language then not cumming inside her would be an offense to their relationship.
The solution is for her to peg you.

>>11425771
It's not about not having sex with your girl and instead exploring yourself. It is about doing that thing for you alone and having a good healthy relationship at the same time. And mixing both things isn't an option for me.

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>>11419976
>What anal-related thing is something you've been wanting to do but haven't been able to for whatever reason?
I've been trying to cum from anal, but I start feeling so good that I lose my strength and can't thrust or ride anymore (it only takes me like 10 minutes to get to this point nowadays). I just end regaining a some stamina in bursts and continuously leaking and twitching.
Anyone have any experience getting past this point?

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Anyone here got those orange plugs from AliExpress?
https://aliexpress.com/item/4000860012460.html
I’m not sure if I should get the M 2.08" or L 2.36
My biggest dildo right now is 2.2" and I still need a ton of warm up to take it, but I’ve heard these AliExpress plugs are super soft, so maybe I could handle the bigger one
What do you guys recommend?

>>11425804
>from AliExpress?
No, guaranteed ass cancer don't buy that shit

>>11425809
Bought multiple toys from there, they are all good and they all pass the lighter Test

>>11425804
>>11425816
I bought ones on Amazon that look the exact same and it also passed the lighter test fwiw.

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Hi, i have a question to you all... about how long does your anal-session last, and do you cum more then one time in it? And also when you cum more than one time is it easy or not?; because when i do it after i came i dont have lust to still continue? And i didn't experienced like a multiple orgasm, any tips how to achieve it?

>>11425727
Just take the knot already

>>11425734
What lube

>>11425783
Honestly? Fuck machine

>>11425823
>>11425816

Okay don't come complaining when you have ass cancer

>>11425928
Lubido, a water based lube.
It has never done that before, I ended up leaving my butt for 15 minutes then trying a different toy and it didn't come back.

>>11425804
>https://aliexpress.com/item/4000860012460.html
That is one is "soft" as in silicone soft. So it's rather firm, but easy to clean. I got the biggest one, and it's firm enough to grab at the slim end and push it in. No bending.

I have questions about two lube types.

The one is "Vet Gel" on EU Amazon. People use it with great success and it seems like it has some sort of "sterilization agent as in it has a slight alcoholic smell too it.

Overall, should people use it?


The other is X-lube. It's a power substance that you mix with water, like J-lube. Some say X-lube is less dangerous than J-Lube if it should inter the blood stream. Any smart Anons here who can explain what is what?

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>>11425971
Just get X-lube. It's the best and is very economical. J-lube is just X-lube but with sugar in it.

I also have a tip for people who would like to take video and sound with them into the shower cabin.

You can buy a shower curtain bar at your local hardware store.
It have a spring inside of it, so you simply have to set it up between two walls, preferable up again a third wall going parallel with it.

If you have a cheap tablet, you then put in inside a larger clear zip-lock bag. You then hang the bag with the tablet over the shower certain bar you installed, securing the bag with two larger spring loaded hobby clamps that reach over the bag and clamps the bag on both sides.

The touchscreen works through the plastic. So do the sound.

If you want to take it to the next level, you can get cheap watertight "bone conducting sound" headphones. These usually have no problem being in the direct stream of the shower for a minute here and there, as long as you don't leave it in a wet room for days on end, and keep them in a dry room after use.

You can even use the wall behind the bar for mounting dildos, for those of you who like a little throat training action.

>>11425929
Fucking machines are too big and noisy for me to use in my current situation. I'd like one at some point, but it's not in the cards for me right now unfortunately.
For now I'm left to my own devices.
>>11425958
>I ended up leaving my butt for 15 minutes then trying a different toy and it didn't come back.
Was the one that itched a TPE/TPR plug? Lubido contains some lipophilic stuff (i.e. propylene glycol) that could've been pulling the plasticizer out. It's possible that was what you were reacting to.
>>11425971
The J, X, and K lubes are more or less the gold standard. They are cheap, compact to store, versatile, and hypoallergenic.
X-lube and K-lube both last significantly longer than J-lube once mixed. That alone is a pretty good reason to pick them over J-lube in my mind.

>>11425995
>Was the one that itched a TPE/TPR plug?
Both toys are listed as PVC but who knows what that actually means
I have some higher quality ones but I'm working my butthole back from 0 right now so i was using my older smaller toys.
I guess it's time to upgrade to something better