Femme boys with huge meat. Keep gender arguments out, they eat post limit.
Most I could fit in one image. They really need to update their image limitations.https://rule34xyz.b-cdn.net/posts/3806/3806972/3806972.pic.jpg
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Lazy edit from a CaptainKirb piece
>>11425280Unf!
>>11424477You ever think about how fucking hot it would be if human biology was like a cuttlefish?Some males wouldn't be alphas. They'd be mimics. Guys who look, act, and sound exactly like girls. Perfect, beautiful "femboys" who become the "best friend" to every girl in a relationship.The big, muscular boyfriend sees no threat. He's just the public muscle, the bodyguard.Meanwhile, his "girlfriend" is sneaking off with her "bestie," who's actually a biological male in disguise. And while the alpha is busy posturing, the mimic is breeding his girl.
>>11425693The "sneaky fucker" strategy (yes it's actually called that) is actually pretty common. Some lizards do it too. There's even some animals where the sneaky males will pose as part of another males harem in order to copulate with his females when he's not paying attention.
>>11425976What's wrong with her navel?
I need a boiwife to bully me by slapping my six incher with his huge dominating cock, I want him to look up at me and call me shrimp dick faggot as we frot.
>>11426322>shrimp dickI hate this word. sph is hot, but this word in particular makes me think of not only food, but seafood, which is the last thought I want to have around cocks and sex.
Need a milf (Mommy-Imitating Lecherous Femboy) to nurse me with copious amounts of penis milk...
>>11425693I DO think about that. Quite often, in fact. Kind of funny how much blatant fetish material you can find in nature.
>>11425693>>11425745That's actually insanely fucking hot. We need a doujinshi/fanfic with this premise.
>>11428426I'm currently working on a story, and once it's finished, I’d like to do something with this premise. I also enjoy drawing, so I might create some illustrations for it, but I feel like AI could probably do a better job with the visuals.Picrel is my drawing
>>11428701great style and cute boy, needs massive log tho
>>11428701He looks like he gives the best hugs
>Dislike NTR in general and don't really care about women>Love fembulls openly and casually fucking others' girls stupidWhy
>>11428895TRUE
>>11429724I'd let him ruin me.
>>11429724Erect and horny version please?
>>11429424the femboy is hotter than the girl and i want to see them have sex and cum their brains out more than i want to have sex with women
>>11429864Disgusting.Never post again.
Is it a coincidence that the best artists for this fetish are both korean?>in>doppel
>>11429841>>11429845Tried, but I never drew an erect cock. If anyone has suggestions to make it hotter, I'm all ears
>>11430539color
>>11430548The colored versione di not come out good i fucked up the skin tone
>>11430552OofStill like it thoughLooks like he's going to give a particularly bratty farmhand josou seme correction...
>>11430558Happy you liked it. Unfortunately, I have to go to sleep tomorrow. I will fix the skin tone
>>11430548tried to do betteris censored for pixiv
I know you can't see his penis, but it's implied to be pretty huge.
Imagine having a lifetime supply of boymilk
>>11431284>impliedAlso>sample sizeShame on you
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>>11431786>>11431887Sorry, my bad.
Hung femboys need to assert their sexual superiority over small dicked femboys.
>>11430548>>11430552>11430552nah it good, would ruin and/or let ruin me
>>11431233Made for femdom. Just needs a minotaur girl to milk him dry.
>>11431233Made for smalldom, just needs a minotaur girl to breed silly.
>>11433950>>11434111I like both when I have fewer things to draw. Probably, I'm going to make a short porn comic, and also draw a huge cock for the femboy in this drawing. Thanks to both, even if you write like the same person
>>11434518Nice. I like the tomboy ish vibes with the girl.
>>11434518Fuck, never knew how much I needed this. Any stories with stacked tomboys x huge femboys?
>>11431233I need to be his personal cum dumpster rn...
>>11435855Thanks, bro. I always thought my art was not hot, honestly, maybe it is because I draw it, but my cock does not respond to my own drawings
>>11436758>>11436760>>11436761>>11436762>>11436763>>11436765>>11436768>>11436769I want him to rape me
>>11435846https://exhentai.org/g/3216358/e474229120/
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>>11436828These are hotter having seen him bone in VR before.
>>11436941Is there an archive for his VR stuff? Regular sites don't seem to have the videos saved.
>>11436941>>11438498What?There's actual VR stuff of that character out there?
>>11436769Imagine him begging to use your throat as a substitute after he breaks his 5th onahole...
>>11439936>Sexually over-active hung femboy too desentized to jerk off with his hands and too poor to buy a(nother) onahole>Begging to let him use your mouth as an onahole>You offer to jerk him off and he just mutters that he's not a homo under his breathHe either does your mouth and throat as the sexytoy it so obviously it is.Or you tie him up, drain him dry with successive orgasms and turn him into your living dildo he so obviously is.
>>11439170no but the artist fucks around in vrchat
Ummm I can help with that ehehe... my avatar btw!!!
>>11440847Now post yourself cumming on your own face, faggot.Also nice avatar, where'd you get it?
>>11440867Made it myself! or well more kitbashed it together with a bunch of bits and pieces of models and texture work.
>>11440869Got some links? Sources? I'd like to do the same.
>>11440873I'd mainly look on Booth under their vrchat section, but if you cant afford the models you want or just are on a budget Vrmodelsstore or Ripperforum are the place to go
>>11440758Awesome, does he record himself? Are there videos of it?
>>11440847Can you please cuck me?
>>11426322nnghh i need this baaad, i wanna be dom frotted
>>11440943gimme 15$ first
>>11441163You can have all my savings, plus every single woman I've ever looked at.
>>11441818>You can have all my savings, plus every single woman I've ever looked at.so zero and zero?
>>11440877Any creators you'd suggest? I figure I might be able to find some stuff ripped on a certain site.
>>11426322Imagine him being all zoned out and laid back, almost sedated when he first gently warns you about not removing the seal on his cock, and then after it gets taken, him going right to calling you every conceivable synonym for the words "faggot" and "whore" for not listening to him as he prepares to turn you into his cocksleeve for eternity
>>11440847holy NEEDgod I love bananamuffin
wish i had a cute femboy maid to suck off before he rams into some pussy
>>11444658He says it's to both save on food costs by making his thick penis milk into half your diet and ensure he doesn't make the beds too messy when he goes at one of the other maids for stress relief, but if he's really being honest no amount of using your throat as his cumdumpster ever gets his balls to calm down or ever get any closer to empty
>'sup bro
Even the tanned, muscled fuckboy can't win against hung femboy cock.
need a dilf femboy to suck off
>>11446602Source?
>>11446613IN
>>11440940old ass post but yep! artist name is sinensian, and short answer is yes, there are multiple self-made videos of his VRchat avatars doing lewd stuff floating around on rule34 that i've seen, wouldn't be surprised if he uploaded them himself; i respect someone willing to take their freak that far, and i'm sure there's other stuff around.
>>11440877Ripperforum's locked and I've got no idea how to kitbash these things. Any suggestions for creators that make femboy/shota models? Or, like, worlds with NSFW avatars?
Bumping... Do not die...
>>11445561>>11446892sauce for these
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>>11449454
>>11449453>>11449454>>11449455Catbox? It's rare to see sloppa doing decent cocks
>>11449459They aren't mine but here you go:https://files.catbox.moe/f0ini9.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/j08biw.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/oeuzn2.pngThey should still have the metadata or whatever.
>>11449455Cute bois comparing their freakish monster cocks to their soft lil thighs is peak.
>>11449475facts
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>>11449573>>11449574are these from a VN?
>>11449979Source?
>>11449996@IN_YA1111 from X
do you guys like ai slop? i generate hung boys and i could post them here if theyre wanted.
>>11450028go ahead, slop is alright now
>>11450028It's fine. The AI panic has passed once we realize more content means good threads.
>>11450030>>11450038NTA but have one from me. Suggestions are also welcome.
>>11450030>>11450038neat. ill also take requests.https://litter.catbox.moe/nc6k5s.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/yq69p9.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/hiaapf.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/p9a1eo.png
>>11450042Hyper boys groping their own gigantic balls would be appreciated
>giant femboy bf who taunts you with how easy it would be to destroy you with nothing but his obscenely oversized monster dick
tribal boyhttps://litter.catbox.moe/cqo1x5.png>>11450116harder squeeze althttps://litter.catbox.moe/jomu0e.png
>>11450042>neat. ill also take requests.this is probably a bit hard to do, but how about a trap licking his own massive glans, that is conveniently mouth height due to how big he is.
>>11450286Nice...If you're doing more consider boys filling up pools or huge areas with their cum (preferably against their will)
>>11450042Requesting pic related masturbating in front of a mirror and shooting cum all over it.
ukavonnak has some good stuff but like none of his shit is on the fox site and that sucks
>>11450340>>11450354>preferably against their willpoor hung boys are always getting forced into sexy situationshttps://litter.catbox.moe/yja9v9.png>>11450581https://litter.catbox.moe/yja9v9.png
>>11450780>>11450581copy pasted wrong link
>>11450735solid cum logs are a true mark of a hyper virile femboy
>>11450781Very nice. Though, I've never been a fan of thicc bodied Astolfo. I prefer him to be as slender as the notorious cosplayer that created the Monster Astolfo we know, Finni081 (a.k.a. Kotomitako).
>>11450780thanks! we will follow your career with great interest i'mma be greedy and ask for some autofellatio
>>11450781catbox?
>>11450802i webgen so theres no metadata but heres a txt with some prompts and a litterbox of the cock texture lora i usehttps://litter.catbox.moe/tclcp6.safetensorshttps://litter.catbox.moe/fu8148.txt
yummy choco femboy dick
>>11450042Are you still taking requests?
>>11450795https://litter.catbox.moe/7mx69u.png>>11450796>>11451280yes
>>11451464>https://litter.catbox.moe/7mx69u.pngThank you. That's much better.
>negative aesthetics sloppaSubhuman behaviour
You aren't beating Astolfo. The sheer beauty, the sheer FATness of that schlong.
>>11451280Slime masturbation is fucking goated but insanely underutilized.
>>11451464Can you make a pic with a femboy who's dick suddenly grows larger and his balls expand larger as he cums his brains out?
>>11451995I wish he were my Master...
>>11452774Fucking peak hyper femboy....By ClariAriKari, also
Does anyone has the sauce on this?PLEASE I'M DESPERATE
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>>11453723femboys breed feral mares because they are too hung to fuck human women
Anyone have source on this?
>>11453810fuck forgot to attach
>>11453789I'd rather have them rearranging my insides to the shape of their massive horse wangs
I can't believe we fucking regressed in the field of reverse image search thanks to google and saucenao
Ok found It. ProbablyAvv>>11453812I found the image I was searching for by looking at the creation date and searching hung trap/femboy threads created during a 2 month range.maybe that works for you too
>>11453789Hot!
We need professional femboy masseurs who will massage your prostate with their hung dicks!
Anyone know the source of a Doujin where a femboy traps a predatory lesbian and makes her straight for his cock? Probably an older one 2010-2014 release but I remember it being a banger.
>>11453948[Denki Shougun] Trap TrapI think that's the one you want
>>11453969Goated, thanks. the english translation was deleted from Ehentai so that's why I couldn't find it.
>>11453850I actually found mine on /r/ earlier today and there isn't any metadata so I'm kind of out of luck there. I guess I cooould just comb through archives or something? But it's not like I care that much
>>11453788This is really damn good, thank you.
I'd say my favorite part about hung femboys is imagining planting my face deep in their crotch
>tfw no messy haired bff to hand out with and frot while playing vidya
>>11454292Did they really have to give Astolfo such a fat pair of truck nuts? It's bad enough he has a delicious bitch breaking cock shaft, but hairless nuts like that is overkill.Astolfo must ne nurfed...
>>11454463Imagine the smell from all the sweat rolling down Astolfo's balls and ass, slowly accumulating over the day on his musky perineum>>11454463source?
>>11452774>>11453788I hope Clari makes some hung femboy x tall woman stuff. It'd be peak.
>>11453716ProbablyAvv
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>>11455343What the hell happened to Nadeko
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>>11462120Peak 9s content... Wish I knew a timid femboy with insatiable hyper balls
>>11454491goddamn it, you have me drooling
>>11462604source?
>>11462820foursixteen_404 on rule34.xxx
>>11431786>>11431887When it comes to things like stomach deformation, how realistic is it that a huge penis would cause the other persons stomach to bulge out during sex?I ask because a friend of mine wants to make a very hung oc for another character of mine to interact with.
>>11463234https://files.catbox.moe/wrvfzg.webm
>>11463380Lol good video evidence of it actually being a thing.
>>11463441it requires you to be both skinny and an experienced size queen but it does happen.
>>11463380holy SHIT
>>11454491source is toothreengood luck, they have fucking dozens of usernames and nuked everything a couple times because twitter found the shota alt
>>11429864Awesome.Keep 'em coming.
>it's almost been 5 years since that Korean cosplayer, Kotomitako, went viral on Twitter because of his cute Astolfo cosplay + his enormous cock on his slender frame>Astolfo went from being a punching bag in the 2010s to becoming THE sex god in the 2020s>Kotomitako's content is being preserved on https://simptown.su/thread/finni081-big-dick-astolfo-cosplayer.328946, thus keeping his legacy alive>thanks to ai, lots of Astolfo slop is constantly being made (and presumably Kotomitako slop if such a thing exists)That Korean's power is beyond comprehension. He's killed millions and still continues to do so. I still keep nutting to him, Astolfo, and his other cosplays (Miku, Shimakaze, nun, etc). Long live the child of the beast!
>>11466693is there any way to find bigger versions of those tiny images?
>>11466693What should we do when February 13 rolls around?
>>11466705comm as much big dick femboy art as possible in honor of this holiday?
>>11466705Maybe share any and all Astolfo greentexts from February 2021 when his Monster Cock became an unstoppable force of nature? It'd be like sharing a spooky story except it's not about abandoned locations or ghosts, it's about one man's godlike beauty (and huge penis) being too much for the average person to comprehend. In essence, Astolfo mind crushed millions because nobody can fathom that he is a one-of-a-kind femboy that completely defies the traditional views of male beauty and male standards in general.>>11467497Not a bad idea. If I knew which artist(s) liked drawing femboys regularly, I'd definitely would commission the following examples that include but are not limited to:>Astolfo and Kotomitako having hot kinky sex with Monster Cans and CC Lemon bottles involved>Femboy Miku and Femboy Shimakaze having a threesome with Astolfo>Kotomitako showing off his cute monster schlong while dressed in lingerieAnd the list goes on.
>>11467563I wouldn't object to greentexts. I will say that your ideas are good, though I would commission some hung femboy x girl art. Not a lot of Astolfo x Jeanne art let alone any of high quality or free from nasty stuff like NTR. I just want Astolfo and the girl he's fucking to both be happy.
>>11466693>go to forum>12 page thread>he got a maid outfit at some point and bought more sex toys>only one vid has him show his face (probably his debut?)>shows off his cute butt from time to time>utilizes different camera angles, toys, lighting, and his small room to make lots of content>makes profit even though he could earn way more if he made an Onlyfans accountNo other femboy is simultaneously creative and attractive like him.
sadly he was the definition of butterface
>>11467666>the devil's numberI'd call Satan a liar, but in this case he's right and I hate that I must accept this fact: Kotomitako's face resembles the stalker from Perfect Blue. Still, it won't me stop me from jerkin' it to him.
Imagine Astolfo pumping out gallons and gallons of his pure-white ultra-virile femboy semen every day and still complaining about how pent up he is because he didn't get to spend literally all day jacking off like a lunatic.Imagine Astolfo using the bathtub to measure the output of his bottomless monster balls and finding that he's overflowing it in less than a day, and even when draining it at your behest he can still pump out jizz as fast as it can empty from the tub if he really tries.Imagine Astolfo sheepishly apologizing for staining the sofa with his pre because you were bending over in front of him while trying to search for a game to take his mind off his fucking dick, and having to go to his room coated in pre that keeps spurting out onto the floor to relieve himself first.Imagine Astolfo noticing you're out of water on a hike together and dutifully filling up an empty bottle with nothing but his pre in the span of a minute and happily handing it off to you, then skipping on ahead like nothing's wrong.Imagine Astolfo hotgluing an entire collection of anime figurines, then cum jarring them and selling them off to horny people on the internet at markup, then offering one jar to you for free as a gift from a friend (don't worry, he says, he wiped away the outside of it real good). Somehow the cum never changes color, never dries out. Like it won't accept its fate and decay as it should until it finds its way inside someone.Imagine being a horny Astolfo's future cumdump/husband and not knowing it for certain, until one year for Valentines he gives you a box full of chocolates stuffed with white caramel, and when he clarifies it actually just is caramel you realized in your heart you were hoping it'd be something else. And then he makes you happy by completely filling the entire box and coating the chocolates in his dickmilk.
But seriously I need to drown in Astolfo cum
>>11468623>>11468737I, too, wish for omnipotent Astolfo BF
>>11468623>>11468885Astolfo supremacy ftw.
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Hatsune Miku (forma de femboy)
Boat boy at full mast
>>11468623>Astolfo's virility breaks the laws of physicsMakes sense I guess>>11468623>>11468896Femboy-god Astolfo is so hot and intriguing an idea. Wish the guy that made these infographics made more...
The main appeal of Astolfo is the perfect mix between beauty and over-powering masculinity. Every part of him is cute, supple, hairless, and features perfect skin, that is the beauty... but all of those things come bundled with an absolute Priapus-tier (fertility god) phallus. It contrasts yet blends so perfectly together, creating a feedback loop that turns Astolfo into a being of pure sex appeal.His penis is absolutely one of those where, once you get close enough, you can hear Astolfo's heart beating through his cock. That's not even mentioning his perfectly fat truck nuts which look heavier than a bowling ball, AND he's got a nice ass... he's well-endowed in every way a man can be, yet still cute. Very dangerous combo.
>>11469434To add, this is what I mean by "he has a nice ass". All the attention goes to his dick, but he's got a nice phatty. Even he can recognize its pure quality.
Since we're busy worshipping Astolfo, I have a few questions for all of you: what are your personal favorite Astolfo doujins/fanfics? Any that show/mention him having a huge rod? Is the whole story centered around him fucking girls or dudes with his monster cock? Or maybe it's not the focal point of the story but it gets mentioned at some point?My fav doujin is Matching Spirits https://e-hentai.org/g/1498500/c54f83d438/Starts out as a funny FGO story until Jeanne relieves Astolfo of his raging erection. That's when it gets sexy. Before you ask, no, there's still no English translation but who cares?My fav fanfic is Deliver Me From Sin https://archiveofourown.org/works/30328599?view_adult=trueA lengthy one-shot about Jeanne wrangling with her feelings for Astolfo. It isn't until late in the story that as Astolfo is comforting Jeanne by giving her what she desires, he whips out his dick and the Saint is in awe of his size.
>>11469456Sadly I haven't really found any such longer stories that seemed to my taste, save the "Monster D Energy" one but it was a bit on the rough draft side of ao3 works
That said, I do like this one quite a bit. I also think I recall some stories about godstolfo were listed in pastebin but since that site nuked nsfw stuff I think they've been archived in rentry pages.
>>11468623>>11468737Imagine Astolfo tricking you into agreeing to do whatever he wants for a dayImagine you catch a glimpse of Astolfo's phone later and his recent searches are all things like "magic cum ingestion effects", "magic cum ingestion effects site:reddit", and "magic cum ingestion effects permanent"Imagine Astolfo leave his phone unattended, and you go snooping again, only to find he's now searching "how much cum can a stomach hold", "effects of being submerged in cum for 24h", and "can drinking magic cum let a human survive being cummed all the way through?"
>>11469590Fuuuck that's hotImagine Astolfo trying to hold back and contain the raging storm of infinite cum brewing in his nuts only to find the task to be completely impossible because he and his body are just that monstrously virile and built to breedImagine Astolfo having to do all this without a convenient draining service that could redirect all his silo-topping output into the sewers- probably because the water treatment operations had to cut off the service, because immortal paladin jizz that could knock up beachgoers or even turn fish eggs into mermaids became a risk and they need to figure out how to deal with itImagine Astolfo bending forward and going to town on his own throat-stretcher, guzzling down his own semen like it's his job to contain the blasts, only to find his guts at full capacity while his nuts aren't even halfway done, and just to rub salt in the wound all the mana-infused protein gets processed into another inch and +5% liquid capacity by the end of the dayImagine Astolfo heading off to a nice out-of-view spot where an abandoned building with a pool of water that he can empty into without remorse, jacking off like a machine out of control for a while hour to try and empty himself absolutely, only to completely purify the old still waters, overfill the pool, flood the place and still feel like he could do it all again less than an hour laterImagine Astolfo trying NNN and proudly telling you he's going to be making it to December, only to find himself completely enraptured by his need to cum and empty his double-sized nuts at day 2 that fill trash bag after trash bag with whitened pre, and then wake up to such lust on day 3 that as he wakes up from a wet dream he has no choice but to aim his cock out the window in a hurry, then unload an actual street-swamping flood of his pent-up paladin semen until your whole neighborhood is knee-deep in his thick white holy water
Also I like that the search history could either be intimidating because of how clear it is you're gonna be a cumdump soon or cute because he's concerned enough to see what he actually can get away with and how safelyHopefully the lewd mage redditors will direct him to misinformation claiming that his wildest slut-drowning, prostate-flattening, throat-bruising fantasies are not actually possible so his beloved will only* have to deal with several cum baths, taking half of his 18 inch dragonslayer up the ass, and every meal that day being plastered in paladin juices
>>11469606Imagine Astolfo returns home one day with a mischievous look on his face. He flashes a piece of paper at you and claims someone pulled him aside and told him that a new city ordinance was passed, targeting him specifically. The large quantities of magical cum he's been leaving around town have been getting too many local women pregnant, and the city council is tired of covering it up. He now legally has to dump his cum somewhere where it won't be a hazard to the public or city infrastructure. A male body should be able to safely contain his loads. Surely you'll do your civic duty to protect the city, and also help a friend avoid being bankrupted by fines? Plus, he's like 99% sure mpreg isn't a thing, even taking magic into account, so you shouldn't worry about it at all
>>11469456You really like that pairing a lot, huh?
>>11469618I do. Which reminds me, here's another fanfic in which Astolfo's huge dong is brought up: Jeanne's Trip to the Beach https://archiveofourown.org/works/20353990Admittedly a very boring fanfic about Jeanne's first time at a nudist beach until the halfway point when Astolfo shows up. That's when the Saint gets all thirsty for his well-endowed penis.Pic unrelated to the story. Note: I did not make this. Got this from one of the ai slop threads on /trash/.
>>11469590>>11469610Imagine Astolfo turning to AI for his queries, and since he's once-in-a-generation the AI knows jack shit and just hallucinates bizarre answers. Only his magic cum makes it into a reality, and now you have to deal with your own cock growing and speeding up production whenever you get close to him.>>11469606Imagine Astolfo trying NNN again the year after, drawing glyphs with his precum to forbid himself from cumming, only to find his lust manifesting itself into reality as his orgasms are blocked. His cock grew noticeably by day 4, and immobilized him by day 10; nearby residents are evacuated by day 18. Luckily, the dense magic in his balls teleported him to the moon on day 28; exactly 30 days after on December 1st, a large burst of cum is spotted erupting from the moon's surface, and he's projected to stop cumming around the new year.
>>11469630Were there more made or is just that one image?
>>11469647There were more from the thread I got it from. I'll put a collage together but I don't know when. Maybe this Thursday since I'm going to be very busy for the next 3 days. This thread should still be up by Valentine's Day and by then, everyone will have payed their tributes to Astolfo and the Korean cosplayer by chugging a Monster or two.
>>11469456i don't remember the title but i liked this one.
>>11470195His balls are great... but Ankoman could always make them bigger... he needs to be bigger, and bigger. Stupidly big. It must swing like a meat hook.
Finally got around to making the collages I mentioned on Monday. Once again, I DID NOT make these images. I saved them from /trash/. With that said, I made 3 collages. Enjoy!
>Anooon~ Hurry up and start milking my cock already! I've been backed up all day!!
>>11469642Destroy Dick December? Nah, he's destroying December with his dick>>11470406This
>couldn't stay home yesterday nor today because of work>no being able to jack off to hungstolfo porn in peaceAnyways, how was everyone's Valentine's Day?
>>11472436i actually might start a relationship with an actual hung femboy, he is pretty doubtful right now so im gonna have to work on that to make him agree.i´ve had previous hook ups with him before, so right now its just a matter sealing the deal.we´ll see if it happens or not...
>>11472436Okay. Spent most of the day listening to 80s glam ballads. Lot of good stuff from the big names and the small unknowns. Now I will spend the night looking at the Kotomitako content I downloaded from SimpCity. How that guy can present his gargantuan monster cock in numerous ways despite living in such a small and messy room astounds me.
>>11472481>80s glam balladsI like the Pantera ballads. Beautiful and emotionally heart-wrenching songs. Pretty good for a band that would later write violent mega-hits like Fucking Hostile and the Great Southern Trendkill.>small and messy roomImagine entering this sexy skeleton's room for the first time. One minute the air is all clean, the next it reeks of semen, lemon, and something sickly sweet. He welcomes you to his humble abode, which is absolutely cluttered with stacks of cardboard boxes, drawers, and clothes strewn about on the floor. You can't help but wonder how the hell is he okay with living like this. Then you see the figurines, his PS5, and the abundance of bottles and cans. That's when you see that they are branded as CC Lemon and Monster Energy. It hits you: you're in the presence of the notorious Monster Can Dick Astolfo cosplayer. You never thought it would happen, but you got to meet him and your brain is running wild with lewd scenarios and sexy images. Those thoughts come to an abrupt halt as the cosplayer asks if you want to see him dress up in front of you and what exactly do you want him to wear. He's got plenty of cute costumes, so what's it gonna be?
>>11472436It was good. Fucked my gf raw with my big twink cock, I ate a whole packet of gabagool, we cuddled a lot of the day and I cooked her a meal, she gave me some jewellery and I gave her chocolate, cake, a scarf, and a dildo
does this count
that's the stuff
>>11473901I guess. Bit of a weird crossover with stuffing and inflation tho>>11473043Cow print bikini, ask for fresh milk from the tap
>>11473043>plenty of cute costumesAll the articles of clothes specific to his costumes should stay on during sex. It's hotter than him being nude (not saying that his soft smooth lickable body isn't unsexy). That said, it's so hard to choose right away.>AstolfoEasy choice since it's how he became famous after all. It brings out all the best aspects of his body. However...>MikuWho doesn't like Miku? She's an icon. The fact he wears black thigh highs with cyan trim is a nice substitute for the boots. Plus, it's cute.>ShimakazeHaven't seen any other male Shimakaze cosplayer that looks as sexy as him when he dons the costume. The midriff highlights his smooth and hairless flat belly so good you could eat/drink off it.>NunSlutty girl nuns are hot. Cute boy nuns are hotter. Cute boy nuns wearing sexy lingerie underneath the nun attire is very hot. Add the monster cock and it becomes hellishly hot.>Qi PaoEhh, not too crazy over it. He doesn't look horrible in it, but his other costumes easily surpass it. Still would though.>XMASI never understood the appeal of sexy xmas clothes, but I can make an exception here. Being honest here, I thought about what it would be like spending christmas with him.>MaidA classic choice for femboys and he absolutely nails the look, especially since he has more hair on his head than the average femboy. No need for a wig at all.In conclusion, I'd go with nun first then cycle through the rest.
Astolfo's cock is a deadly weapon.
>>11473901i now want to be slapped with that thing
