The rules:>Grant the wish of an Anon above you, putting your own lewd twist on it.>After granting a wish, you get to make one wish yourself. The Anons below you will grant it, and so on.The first Anon of the thread gets to ask for a wish for free, without having to grant someone else's wish. (To be clear,does not mean without receiving a twist.)>If a wish received only lazy "the wish is made completely unenjoyable and everyone dies" answers, you can re-grant it in a different way and still get to make your wish.>If all wishes have been already granted, then you can just ask for a wish for free.>Not a rule but it's still good form: if someone put effort and creativity in their post, you are encouraged to put effort and creativity when you answer their wish.>Remember that we're here to have fun!Last Thread: https://desuarchive.org/d/thread/11364327
>>11420410Wishes from the previous thread:>>11416648>I wish to be a sexy futa monster girl with a lewd body>>11417530>I wish to develop a highly effective form of hypnotic pedagogy (teaching methodology) that I can slip corrupting erotic suggestions into, as well as the knowledge and qualifications to teach and tutor at the postgrad level of education.>>11417831>I wish to have a nice butt.>>11419203>I wish to have a hyper-sized dick with gigantic and super-comfy balls, perfect to rest on.>>11419846>I wish for a quicksand slimegirl GF, who can store whatever she wants inside the depths of her muddy body.
>I wish that everyone has big boobs, at least as big as the girl on the left in the pic.
>>11420413>>I wish to develop a highly effective form of hypnotic pedagogy (teaching methodology) that I can slip corrupting erotic suggestions into, as well as the knowledge and qualifications to teach and tutor at the postgrad level of education.Granted - and all the students you tutor actually become incredibly knowledgeable. You are teaching postgrad so they're all working on research and dissertations. You have a massive calming effect and many of your students are published before even getting their PhD!However, there are side effects... As long as you never use erotic suggestions on your students, they don't develop these. But the tiniest bit of lewd suggestion and they will be on an inevitable course to gain recognizable symptoms. Elevated levels of libido that lead to severe distraction if they don't have sex daily, constant 'wetness' related to above (female students at least have pads for this), and a habit of referring to you as daddy/mommy instead of professor...People are definitely bound to get suspicious with all of these students seeming WAY too attached to you. So... do you travel around the country corrupting students all over OR do you end up trying to corrupt your entire department so no one finds out?>I wish to be a tiny, short twink boy with an overly doting mommy-dom girlfriend that can easily pick me up
>>11420413>>>11417530 (Cross-thread)>>I wish to develop a highly effective form of hypnotic pedagogy (teaching methodology) that I can slip corrupting erotic suggestions into, as well as the knowledge and qualifications to teach and tutor at the postgrad level of education.Granted, you've been granted a knowledge how to include cognitohazardous materials within your study sessions, which make your suggested content lodge itself within the heads of listeners. You've also gained enough approximate knowledge to, essentially, bullshit your way into looking and sounding smart, though it's mostly slightly deeper than surface knowledge. As you've started spreading the first cognitohazard, one that makes you seem knowledgeable and qualified, your fame quickly spread, granting you job opportunities at various courses, then school, then universities, and then at large gatherings, like TED Talks. There, you could start concluding part 2 of the plan, erotic suggestions. Unfortunately, you failed to check on how cognitozahards would interact and mesh within the psyche. In this case, while your second cognitohazard would've made the world more erotic over time, more skin shown here and there, increased displays of affection, the meshing of the cognitohazards increased the potency of both, as well as aiming them straight at you. Congratulations, everyone that has watched at least one of each of your lectures are on a downward spiral of wanting to do erotic things to you, seeing you as a bona-fide god of knowledge and Eros.
>>11420867It started calm, with ladies from audience wanting to talk to you and acting salacious after the lectures. Then it evolved into trying to rub you, squeeze themselves into you... The lectures recorded and uploaded online, as well as suggestion that you're the best made it spread like wildfire thorough the population. Soon you couldn't walk out of your house without being accosted by a woman begging you to do depraved things to you. Paired with significantly loosened inhibitions of anyone that saw at least two of your shows, made the world seemingly devolve over next weeks, with clothes going away for either sexual outfits or just plain nudity as everyone's vision turned pink upon spotting you. You now have your own apocalypse, where, in a few weeks, if you're careful, you're bound to be found and captured, with world slowly collapsing from rampant sexual acts overtaking all human activities, and you most likely drained of all liquids as you're forcibly used by every woman that spots you. Not to mention men, they're not immune, but they'll try to resist for a bit. But when they break... Thankfully your suggestion at being highly knowledgeable still stands, so you might be able to whip the world into your harem, if your will is strong enough, or you implant a cognitohazard into your own head to be so. Question is, if you're not already affected by your own cognitohazards, and how it'd mix up with in your psyche. >I wish for Asuna to be real and be my loving wife
>>>11417831 (Old thread)>>I wish to have a nice butt.Granted, your butt is now very nice. Even better, the world's perception of butts have changed, and now your butt is considered the best butt on the planet. Unfortunately, you're not affected by that change, you just think you have an above-average butt. Now, with your butt being perceived as unrealistically perfect, expect for things to change a bit: - Your private life is over, photos of your butt will spread quickly over the net, and with that creeps will quickly dig up and publish any info available about you. Fans wanting to see your butt knocking on your door are constant- Walking on the sidewalk is actually dangerous, your butt draws gazes of everyone, including drivers, so you're now a walking car crash inducer. - I'll spare you from someone just picking you up and raping you, but don't be surprised if someone sharks you while on a walk, like pic related. - You won't be able to buy pants, clerks will not allow you to pay for them, online stores will recognize your name and cancel your orders, just to increase opportunities to see your naked butt more. Get used to your butt being uncovered or wearing self hand-made pants. So, yeah, your butt is now world-famous, can you deal with being so known? Also, people won't care anything about you, only about your butt (they'll remember your face, but just to be able to recognize you).>I wish to have an ability to pause time, and be able to move around during the paused time.
>>11420563>>I wish that everyone has big boobs, at least as big as the girl on the left in the pic.Granted. Human biology has been tweaked, now the only way for women to store fat is in boobs (or ass, to keep the balance). Now the healthy fat percentage for women is 80%+ when it comes to boobs/ass, with normal percentage for the rest of the body. There's cheaply made medicine that helps women move fat from other parts of the body to boobs if doctor notes abnormal (non-boobs/ass) fat storage. Your pic shows the lowest level of "healthy" fat, and would be considered anorexic by most. Doctors would suggest a fat-heavy diet to combat it. That means women need to eat a lot more to keep such figures, so let's double daily calorie needs for humanity. That means males also need to eat as much, but they're instead have vastly improved digestion and food conversion, which, in essence, makes males able to gain muscle with ease. That's because a new job has been born, woman carriers. They're just supposed to help the heaviest girls to move around, as their gigantified assets make it problematic to move (doors are retroactively wider to account on increased dimensions, but there's still weight and dimensions).
>>11420875Of course, increased food consumption means more food is required. Humanity managed to realize that food is actually quite important and needs to be taken care of, so food industry around the world is booming. Most of population is now working at some sort of food industry. Also, breast milk is now a staple, as huge boobed girls produce so much milk it's simply a waste of resources, so government buys out excess milk from lactating women, selling it to companies designed to process this milk to be sold on further. You're the only one remembering the old reality, which means you're unused to gigantified boobies, hulking males and seemingly infinite amounts of food chased with gallons of breast milk, as is your body, you're an anomaly, with everyone looking at you, either with pity upon being born such a runt, or with scientific curiosity, wondering how are you still alive. But at least you have a bunch of eyecandy all around you. >Do you recall a guy that had a unique blood that was very useful in curing some sort of sickness? I wish for my sperm to be of similar sort.
>>11420870Actually, scratch that wish, I remembered the one I actually wanted to make. I wish that sexual health was a part of medical field in a more active role, and that hospitals had sexy nurses to deal with issues related to libido via sex.
>>11420974Wish granted!In a world not too far from ours, Sigmund Freud's discovery of the latent sexual subconscious, changed society and medicine irrevocably. Humans who have a healthy sex and kink life are happier, healthier and more hard working. Society of the 21st century is much more advanced, peaceful and fair, with most countries implementing universal Healthcare. Sexual nurses and doctors are respected members of society, recognizable by their sexy uniforms and implants. Plastic surgery in this world is close to magic; various kinks that would be impossible in this universe are possible there. Fulfilling those kinks is seen similarly to curing cancer in our world in terms of societal good.You wake up on a hospital bed. As it turns out, upon becoming an adult you went to the sex hospital for your kink analysis. You no doubt expected to have sex with a cute nurse, maybe she would pretend to be frozen in time... Instead you were put in immediate anesthetics and readied for surgery. You wake up as an impossibly attractive futa. As it turns out, the staff committed a medical error and mistook your kinks for another patients. Worse than that, they modified your brain to reinforce the breeding kink they were certain to have found in your brain. You will now feel compelled to cum in the pussy of any willing fertile partner you meet.You will now be forced to regularly visit the local hospital to impregnate nurses. Refusing to do so would be equivalent to a schizoid patient refusing treatment in our world; the state would arrest you for your own good. The nurses are always very attractive and you can request repeated impregnation if you think one of the nurses is a good mother. The state will help pay for your brood of children but they also expect you to be present in their life. Prepare to be a stay at home dad.
>>11421112Assuming you don't want to father at least twelve kids a year for the next twenty years, or continue life as an impossibly endowed futa, you can contest the medical malpractice. The process will take at least five years, in between getting a second opinion, and suing the hospital. You will get a good payment out of this but the hospital will blacklist you. You will have to settle for a second rate hospital where the nurses are much more plain. This way you can at least get a new body, or a new kink.>I wish a new gacha game came out that women would start playing. The game would distribute rare kinks or body transformation, turning players into sexy nymphos over time.
>>11421114Granted. The gacha is a fantasy mobile game with a surprisingly compelling plot, aside for the fact that each character is clearly based on some kind of fetish (this is never addresses in-game, everyone just straight-up ignores it). Granted, quite a few of these fetishes are different variations of "monstergirl", but it's the thought that counts. The game is strangely popular among the ladies, although there is a small but loyal male fanbase... which usually do not remain male for long.So let's cut right to the chase. Aside for the usual gacha stuff like new characters or synthesis materials, the game occasionally distributes something called "Lust Upgrades", which are based on the characters available on the save file. With each upgrade received, the player begins to transform in a way corresponding to the character. The big buff barbarian might make the player visibly more muscular, the snake mage might provide a long forked tongue, the tsundere librarian grants urination fetishes, and so on. Only females can receive the benefits of these upgrades; but as a workaround, a man who wishes (even secretly or subconsciously) to become a woman will be progressively transformed into a female, and likewise the upgrades will become more and more effective until they will regain 100% effect at 100% female.(And before you ask: yes, there are futaification upgrades. No, futas still count as women.)But that's not all the upgrades do. They also tend to increase arousal and sensitivity, while lowering inhibitions and refractory period - meaning that players become progressively more openly horny, even in public. But the worst part is that, since the upgrades make players slightly more similar to the videogame characters, they also increase the players' power to match. So you won't have JUST an epidemic of sexy nymphos; you will have an epidemic of sexy super-powered nymphos.
>>11421248Granted, a lot of them will prefer to goon, have sex with willing parties (they're SEXY nymphos, there won't be any shortage of willing partners anytime soon), or grinding the gacha for the Holy Shopping List +4. But do not provoke them, unless you want things like a tentacle infestation the size of a city block, or a fireball.>I wish I was a succubus who capture her victims by stuffing them in-between her gigantic tits (pic related).
>>11420413>I wish for a quicksand slimegirl GF, who can store whatever she wants inside the depths of her muddy bodyGrantedSome Horny Wizard or Sorcerer wanted a super strong, hot, golem waifu, but fucked up the consistency ratio before they put the shem in. Rather than accept their goopy, muddy, voracious and devoted quicksand gf, they instead chose to banish her, and rid her of any memory she had of them. You'll soon see that this was smart on their part.One day, when you're at school or work or just on a jog, and talking to a friend, acquaintance, or lover, it happens. As soon as they step on ANY exposed ground, it's over for them. the ground itself parts an opens up under them, the grass unmoving as they fall through, sinking like a stone in water. As you try to help them, you nearly get pulled under yourself. as you unearth your hand, nothing but dirt remains in your hands. Then she reveals herself to you. The ground bubbles up to form a semisolid woman of clay and loam. Turns out she's fallen for you, and HARD. You remind her of someone, her creator, and you'll have to serve as a replacement. Since she was created as a glorified sex toy, she has a lot of urges. I hope you enjoy having earthen tentacles come out of the ground, pinning you to the earth, and having a runny clay woman form on your dick and start riding you. Or appearing in front of you with lusty, monotone eyes and spread legs. And while she won't hurt you physically if you refuse, she will throw a bit of a tantrum and start pulling your friends and family down into her depths. And don't even think about talking to any strangers anymore, unless you like watching them panic as they disappear below into the soil. Don't think just because you can't see her doesn't mean she isn't there.
>>11421259 Yeah, she can appear anywhere she wants, flowing her mass near instantly where ever soft ground touches soft ground. Beaches, Swamps, grassland, any biome. She even changes based on where you are. But, on the bright side, (I'm not that much of a jerk genie) you do get several perks. 1. A devoted girlfriend who will NEVER leave you.2. The ability to go just about anywhere on earth(she can subsume you and "spit you out" somewhere else)3. Great sex(she can subsume you and completely surround you, like a 360 degree fleshlight, and did I mention the tentacles)4.Safe from all threats (won't let them get near you)5.No more annoyances (won't let them get near you)6. Zero inconveniences (won't let them get near you)and as a bonus, if you're sad about everyone you care for disappearing, it's not forever. She can bring you to them, or, if you're a good enough lover, she can bring them back up for you. But she won't do it for free, so you best get started now.>I wish for a world where vore, sentient fat, and reformation exist and are all apart of life. and I would like to be a part of this world in some fashion.
>>11420413>>11416648>I wish to be a sexy futa monster girl with a lewd bodyGranted. You are a wolf-girl subspecies with an oversized taur body. With just a tad of grooming and a change of body language, you can easily shift between "sexy wolf lady", "giant rabid wolf" and "fluffy doggo", depending on the impression you want to give. Just like you asked, you are a futa, although the futaification process caused some issues - and I'm not talking about the double dick, that's probably the recess genes from your great-great grandmother's drunken one-night stand in Koshi or something. No, I'm talking about your fluids: your body's fucked-up biology ended up mixing them up, blending them together.First of all, your cum. The white goo is completely sterile; the fertile part is those slimes, which are actually oversized gametes capable of being fertilized by both sexes. If one crawls into someone's cunt, it'll take root in their womb; alternatively, if a slime receives sperm (either because it jumped on someone's dick, or someone fucked and cummed inside your cock), it'll try to crawl back into your balls to implant itself. Either way, the result can potentially result in a pregnancy.Second, your femcum. Yes, you do have a pussy - two in fact. They tend to squirt a lot. Their femcum is exceptionally good-smelling and nutritious, which means that people have a tendency to just dig in and make you cum over and over to get more.Finally, your lactating breasts. Yes, you have a lot of them, which is kinda necessary considering that you'll probably end up siring a lot of children. The unfortunate thing is that your milk has been mixed with semen, and there's a very low chance that drinking it will cause it to get into the victim's system, and from there successfully invade their reproductive system, either to spontaneously fertilize one of their eggs if female; or temporarily replace their cum's DNA with your own if male. Just to ensure that you'll have even more children.
>>11421290NTA, but super nice delivery. I really like the idea of this unwitting dog girl with this body that's monstrously bent on reproduction in every possible way, to the point of being pseudo-infectious.
>>11421259On one hand, her jealousy and possessiveness is kinda scary.On the other hand, watching strong wife subjugate and subsume anything is hot.
>>11420821Granted, welcome to Hell. Or *a* Hell. Here the demons got the idea that, if they hyperpamper humans to they point that they become very submissive and slothful, then they'll lose the drive to work - and to do works of great good or great evil. This will be like spitting in the face of God and His gift of free will and intelligence to humanity.Here, the rules are very simple: demons are all tall and parently, while humans are short and lithe. Each human is assigned to a demon caretaker, but a caretaker can be assigned to multiple humans. When two demons want to pamper the same human, the caretaker has right of precedence. You are free to wander around, even out of Hell; but between the fact that most demons can pick you up and dominate you with ease, and the fact that your exclusive caretaker GF can know your general location by focusing a bit, it's unlikely that you can escape.Just for funsies, the last digit of this post number will determine your new home in Hell. Disregard the circles' names, the demons kept them out of cultural habit.1 - Limbo, school setting with hot teachers. Demons here tend to be calmer and less lustful than anywhere else.2 - Lust, somewhat windy mountainous area with lost of mommy harpies.3 - Gluttony, land of candy. Think Modeseven's Waffle universe, but with less vore.4 - Greed, excessively opulent and high-class aesthetic. Lots of villas. Humans here are frequently dressed in harem attire.5 - Wrath, most of it has been converted into summer beaches, though some lakes still persist.6 - Heresy, curches and nuns who're very motherly even by Hell's standards.7 - Violence, this circle is ironically dedicated to physical activity... mostly for the muscle mommy demons.8 - Fraud, the R&D department where new ways for pampering humans are developed. Examples inclue the CuddleCoil Project in District 7.9 - Treachery. Winter wonderland. If you're a nice kid, the Krampi will come to cuddle you up.0 - Free choice!
>>11421364Congratulations - Greed it is! This means that your demon GF is not only bigger and stronger than you, but also much richer. You will never have to work for the rest of your life - which leaves more time for being dominated and pampered.It also means that she'll pick all your clothes for you. Mostly elegant clothes on Earth, and risque attire made of precious materials (read: gold butt plug if you're into that) in Hell. You're more than just a boyfriend: you are an expensive property to show off.>I wish to become this kind of futa drone.
>>11421262Granted, but forgive me if I'm gonna reuse an idea I already posted in another thread.So, the world you're gonna get isekaied to is a chaotic mass of flesh, slowly shifting and changing over time. Things like tentacle pits and "trees" of breasts are frequent features. This planet is one single giga-organism, called "God" by its inhabitants - more specifically, a god of hunger. It kidnaps suitable supplicants from all over the multiverse, to use as nourishment. While the God does in fact consume otehr living things, its main sustenance comes from absorbing the pleasure generated when a mortal either devours another or gets devoured. Just being on it is enough to corrupt pretty much anyone, mutating them in ways that fit the endless cycle of hunger.First of all, everyone has the ability to either devour other organisms, and/or to give those mutations to other organisms; for example, imagine someone who can dive up your ass, even though you aren't normally capable of anal vore. Unnatural stretchiness, oversized lewd parts capable of sucking people up, and size growth are all common mutations. Anyone who gets vored remains sentient and aware, part of their "killer"'s body until they reform or move on.Everyone's mind has been altered so that they all enjoy both voring and being vored, although to different degrees. A fierce predator who gets eaten by a bigger rival might fight back, but eventually the sheer pleasure will make it give up and accept its fate as it melts into digested goop; likewise, a preyslut can still enjoy the feeling of eating and absorbing others, even though she might feel guilty afterwards.Everyone's soul contains five separate desires: hunger, satiation, life, limbo and death. Hunger increases over time until you eat something - or someONE. Satiation is the desire to get eaten, and it varies depending on things like how much you enjoy vore and how much time it passed before getting devoured.
>>11421799Generally, entities with high hunger are attracted to entities with high satiation.When you get eaten, the desires for life, limbo and death come into play. Limbo depends on both how much you want to stay absorbed, and how much your captor desires to keep you. Life increases over time as you get absorbed, and resets to zero whenever you respawn; death instead tends to increase throughout your life. As long as the desire for limbo wins, you will remain as sentient fat. If the desire for life wins, you soul will move back to God and rebirthed anew with a new body. If the desire for death wins, that's it - you move on to the afterlife.Understanding and knowing these desires can be used to various degrees, in what the world's inhabitants call "magic". For example, you can "tempt" the land around you to mutate according to your needs, manifesting mouths to devour your enemies, or coaxing nearby tentacle-cocks into cumming their nutritious, if sticky, load. Another thing you could do is to get eaten by a beast, and then use your own desires to manipulate its mind, as well as remaining part of the beast's fat for much longer... Just don't do it for too long, or you'll lose your sense of indivuality and turn into fat forever.What I'm trying to say is that this is a savage land where everything - people, animals, plants, the landscape - spend most of their time either eating others, being eaten, enjoying a good digestion, or transformed into soft and content fat. If they aren't doing that, they are probably fucking each other, as the constant orgasmic pleasure of the devouring cycle "bleeds" into, and feeds, large amounts of sexual lust. People are too busy chasing their carnal desires, and do not waste time with things like scientific research; the technological level is stuck at the stone age, barring a few rare robots that the God abducted from other worlds. Robots that are promptly mutated, like the rest.
>>11421812I hope that you're gonna enjoy living in a primitive land where everything wants to either eat you up, or crawl inside of you.PS: The person you're gonna see when you arrive isn't floating in mid-air. It's in the middle of being absorbed by a sky slime, a flying, almost-invisible goo creature. Yes, in this world even the air you breathe wants to eat you sometimes.>I wish to be a giant monstergirl, living in symbiosis with a tribe of monsters: they pamper me, and I help them.
>>11420413Bumping the only wish remaining from the old thread:>I wish to have a hyper-sized dick with gigantic and super-comfy balls, perfect to rest on.
>>11420876Granted! Now, it's not exactly your sperm, but bearing your child that actually cures women of a number of cancers, as well as more feminine-specific issues like endometriosis. You might think that this means you get to have sex with a bunch of women, but not really. Turns out it's not only undesirable to the women, but inefficient. You are kidnapped by a black market medical group and taken to a secret location where you will be constantly milked for your sperm. They pump you full of drugs to increase your sperm count and hook your dick up to an automatic onahole. Your testicles expand until they're the size of basketballs, and you are constantly being stroked until orgasm, producing gallons of sperm a day. This is distributed around the world to save women from cancer. Thousands upon thousands of women get knocked up with your sperm, but you haven't had sex with any of them. You spend the rest of your days in a shady laboratory, being milked for all your sperm, day and night. But hey, you are saving lives. Don't you feel good about that?>I wish for a wife who matches all my physical, mental, and emotional preferences.
>>11422932Granted, you will quickly meet a woman who will be your dream wife. She meets exactly all your specifications: perfect body, perfect mind, perfect personality. Job is nothing special, but it still pays the bills, so we can add "economic security" on your checklist.Unfortunately, this comes at the cost of everyone else around you. See, in order to keep your wife perfect, she actively drains specific traits from the peopel around you. This means that everyone you meet or interact with in your everyday life - aside for your wife - will become less attractive to your tastes, and their personality will turn sour towards you. They will be more likely to have political opinions that contrast yours, they will tend to get angrier at you for disagreements or inconveniences, and so on.Ah well. At least it will give you plenty of incentive to stay at home together with your wife, right? ...Speaking of which, I just realized a bug that I have to fix: your children will be exempt from both your wish and the associated monkey's paw. They won't be perfect, but they won't be bad either.>I wish to be a cute boy who gets fucked & bred by monsters.
>>11420868Granted, Asuna is now your wife, including all the problems that will entail. I did my research by reading for two minutes on the Genshin Impact wiki, but I think I'm gonna be decently accurate.First, Asuna is stupidly lucky. Like outrageously so, holy shit, Gladstone Gander would stop and gawk. She could punch random numbers on a safe's keypad and open it on her first try. Do note, however, that her good luck benefits HER first and foremost; her luck benefits you only by accident, or if if she decides to share her winnings with you.Second, Asuna is stupidly durable. Like her companions in her home game, she can easily take multiple gunshots to the eye and come out without a scratch. She is smart enough to understand that other people (and you) are not as durable as her; unfortunately, she has gotten too used to her invulnerability, so she sees little issue in, say, jumping from the 8th floor to reach the ground because "it's faster".This directly leads us to our third issue: Asuna is stupidly stupid. Like, this is her idea for infiltrating a disco. She thought it wouldn't attract attention. She's also pretty ditzy, often forgetting things that aren't directly related to her current mission. She can handle her chores... just one at a time.So, in short, you have an indestructible semi-bimbo whose luck shields her, but not you, from consequences. Honestly, the paw just writes itself. I'm just gonna give fate a little nudge so that your life will become a slice-of-life comedy with a light sprinkle of ecchi romance, and you'll be set for life. Sentence.
>>11423380Fair warning, this next wish is basically a shitpost:>I wish to become a handsome, buff gay man with the ability to store my harem of lovers up my own butt.
>>11421816(1/?)Granted! You are a great, monstrous beast of a girl, belonging to a distant cousin of orcs that grow to over 200 feet in height, weighing several thousand tons by maturity. You have a great deal of body hair, necessary for your flock to crawl around you and clean you, remove parasites, etc. Your back is home to several hard hollow areas akin to rooms, in which written records, supplies, etc. are stored. Your body is soft and overripe, with massive breasts, a paunchy belly, and plenty of excess fat, all of which you owe to the plethora of "goblins" that live in symbiosis with you. It's not technically correct to call them goblins, they've reached a point in their evolution where their offspring with goblins are sterile. They differ greatly in size, ranging from 8-14 feet tall, towering over all humans and most other creatures, but positively dwarfed by you. They've evolved alongside you in a mutualisitc way: you provide them shelter and protection (it's awfully hard for anything that might threaten them to content with being smashed by 3000 tons of anything, even fat), and they provide you cleaning. And food. Lots of food. An absolute goddamn smorgasbord of food. Unlike the goblins of the world you inhabit, these symbiotic beings have grown some semblance of intellect, enough to use tools and farm. There is even a semblance of culture among the neo-goblins, though much of it revolves around you. Such farms flourish thanks to your sedentary lifestyle, providing... ahem, food for the crops and protection, allowing trade among your flock, and your surprisingly generous shares of food for them.
>>11423559(2/3)Unfortunately, while the neo-goblins have the intellect to know of crop rotation, your unusual reproductive cycle invariably ends any efforts at around the year 20 mark.What could cause such a catastrophic shift, you ask? Pregnancy cravings. On a monumental scale. While normally, you're content to be fed whatever the neo-goblins bring, when mating time comes, it's all over. The neo-goblins will inseminate you, one after the other, and the whole mess will be churned up in your uterus into not more of you, but more neo-goblins. Occasionally up to an army of them. And those need PROTEIN. Lots of it. Your appetite will change from lackadaisical-but-strong to monstrous and demanding, only protein-rich crops will satisfy you, and you will do ANYTHING to satisfy that hunger. Nearby farms will be cleared out of livestock, and the soil will be left barren by the absolute deficit of nitrogen as wave after wave of basedbeans are grown. The neo-goblins, too, change upon this pregnancy's beginning. Your body will begin to emit pheromones that cause them to change, much like male salmon. They become warped to aggression, both in body and mind. Spikes begin to grow from their bodies, and while normally peaceful and even capable of trade, their behavior twists into a furious, slavish devotion to feeding you. Robbing travelers, raiding villages, nothing is out of question for them in this state. And like salmon and other animals with similar mating habits, they stop eating, funneling any potential food from themselves to you. Their brains are rewired to take pleasure from the sound of your digestion, and many of them will clambor upon your belly after a massive feeding to listen. Conversely, the great thrashing of your gut when you are hungry (which will be often) brings them great pain, and they will do anything to stop it.
>>11423560(3/3)This process, unfortunately and invariably, outlasts the availability of resources. With the land stripped clean of both plant and animal life and a mighty hunger still to feed, the only source of food left is your flock, and they become so gracefully and willingly. After their ability to go plunder has gone, they crawl into your mouth, one by one, and are taken back into the cycle of life again. Before you give birth, however, you must find a new place to call home. Your lumbering steps will take you far, far away, far greater a distance than any other journey in your life, until you find a suitably fertile land to settle into. Then, the birthing begins. It is, all things considered, one of the easier births of the animal kingdom. Hundred and hundreds of fully-grown neo goblins may swell your belly to bursting, but they're like nothing on the way out. Instinctually, they cling to your body after birth until their skin has finished hardening, and the cycle begins anew.---Phew! Got more into that than I thought. Hope you like it! :) What a cool concept!>I wish to have access to a parasite that causes intense hunger and growth in women, amplifying their base desire for food to a monstrous level to fuel it (and causing digestive consequences/other side effects. Go wild with them, hehe.)
>>11423565Granted. The parasite is a xenomorph egg, althuogh one that is obviously modified and, most importantly, controllable. You can order the egg and the facehugger inside to obey simple commands, like "do not open until I tell you otherwise" or "See that woman over there? Infect her", but do keep in mind that facehuggers are overall pretty stupid. Also, the egg can morph the facehugger inside into different forms, which changes the xenomorph girl that will result from infection.Once a facehugger, well, hugs a woman's face, it will pump a secondary parasite into her, and then crawl away to die somewhere else, its body dissolving into liquid. The woman will suffer from short-term amnesia, forgetting about the attack.The secondary parasite will initially live inside the woman's stomach, eating part of the food she ingests and consequently forcing her to increase her caloric intake - kinda like an oversized tapeworm. Over time, however, the parasite will fuse with the woman's stomach, and from there it will trigger a series of mutations on the outside, turning her into a xenomorph girl. As I already mentioned, there are various different types of xeno-girl, ranging from the humble drone, the smallest and weakest but with the lowest caloric requirements; to the gigantic and egg-laying Queen. A common trait, however, is vastly increased aggressivity and hunger: xeno-girls are overall more beastly than human.The main issue is that while you can easily control facehuggers, xeno-girls are another story entirely. Sure, you can pre-code specific modifications into the facehugger, like making all xeno-girls sexually attracted to you; but aside for that, xeno-girls basically do whatever the fuck they want. Usually involving stripping the local environment of food, brutally attacking and fucking the inhabitants for sadistic fun, and then moving somewhere else.
>>11423836They are slightly less destructive than "normal" xenomorphs for a few reason. First, this is /d/, so they will try to rape people instead of killing them. You are a special case, since at the absolute worst they will see you as a neutral party that they won't harm; as I already said, you can pre-program them to make them more affectionate towards you, but in that case good luck teaching them boundaries, so expect being frequently pinned against the wall by a huge bloated belly.Speaking of which, their digestive system is less efficient, so they tend to take longer to digest their meals - meaning that they must take frequent naps somewhere isolated where the cacophony of gurgles and glorps won't attract much attention. They also tend to get fatter than regular xenomorphs, which means that they'll be a bit slower.A suggestion: start by making a Princess xenogirl. Sure, she's smaller and weaker than a Queen, and will produce eggs WAY less often; but you can regulate her productivity and just turn her fertility off and on, while a Queen's is always constantly on. And you will always need some kind of fertile xenogirl to produce more eggs.Remember, your wish said that you get access to "A" parasite. Singular. So make sure you have the means to produce more.>I wish to have a harem of monsterboys, and to be capable of Mpregnate them. (Pic related.)
>>11423383U - "Pocket dimensional butt hole" Mr Slave.I wish I was Velma
>>11421251>>I wish I was a succubus who capture her victims by stuffing them in-between her gigantic tits (pic related).Granted, but you'll have to work for it.. You've been granted succubus powers, that is your diet can be enhanced or completely replaced by sexual fluids and you can use some of your energy to entice your targets and raise your standing with them, while the second application allows you to mind control your targets with simple commands.First action takes as much energy out of you as a full set of lifting heavy weights, so it can be done multiple times during the day with breaks in-between, while the other requires more time and takes as much energy out of you as a full body workout, so you'll be limited to one per day, and you'll be feeling tired on the next day. That's at the start, of course.The third power and application is absorption. Your thralls can be commanded to enter your breasts. They do so while simply trying to push themselves into your chest. At first, with your "human" size, it'll take a while and you'll need to help along. Also, each person entering your chest raises your power level by 2%, while your breast size increases by 5%. Speed of absorption directly correlates with breast size.Now, with patience, you'll gain your gigantic tits. Maybe sucking a few dudes off every day will make it faster, as you'll get more energy needed to absorb people, but at some point the process will get easier, and you'll gain more succubus traits, mostly wings to help you move around.At some point you'll start emanating aura of your power, you won't be needing to activate it consciously, people will just start naturally entering your chest. This will dramatically speed up your growth, finally granting you your gigantic tits. Too bad you'll be left alone on this planet, and trapped by your continent-sized bosom.>I wish that soft tissue, like breasts and butt, was trainable for women to grow bigger with similar effort to building muscle by men
>>11423915Granted, but you end up in the "Velma Meets the Original Velma" universe. Every time you notice the fact that Scooby is not a normal dog, or attempt in any way to disrupt his usual routine of "Mystery Inc. gang solves mysteries and has adventures" routine, he will destroy and remake the world anew. You and your friends will all reincarnate, although you'll live different lives and have different personalities.However, eventually you will see or hear or experience something that will remind you of your previous life, eventually allowing you to recover the memories of all your past incarnations. This is obviously a bad thing, because it means that it'll make it much easier for you to slip out and make Scooby notice that something has gone wrong yet again, and it's time to reset things yet again...And for a brief instant before your memory is erased, you will be able to remember all timelines in perfect clarity. More importantly, the moment where you horribly died in the moment when each timeline collapsed. You're welcome.At least _this_ timeline is rated as "pornography". But what about the next one..?>I wish I was this femboy in the pic. Especially the soft chest.
>>11426916>I wish I were part of a group of hyper-endowed people cared for by cute giantesses.
>>11426919Granted, you are a hamster girl, a kind of beastgirl similar to mouse girls, but with one key difference. Okay, two differences. First of all, hamster girls tend to lean on the shortstack or stacky side, while mouse girls tend to be more lean/scrawny.The second and biggest difference is that you can keep an ungodly amount of food inside your body. You know how hamsters have cheek pouches where they can fit an amount of food roughly equal to their body size? Well, hamster girls can do something similar, except that each girl can fit their stuff into a different area. For you, it's the tits, obviously. For others, it's the ass, or pussy, or cock (yes, there are hamster futas and even one femboy), or a combination of those parts, or something else entirely. So you will get your hyperism, even though sometimes your boobs will look kinda bumpy instead of round. The stored food is consumed over time, and you tend to have a high metabolism, forcing you to eat a substantial amount of food as well as giving you lots of energy that you'll instinctively be inclined to burn off. For example, by having bed-breaking sex with your companions.Luckily for you, you and your newfound friends now have owners! Giant girls, in fact, just like you wanted. And yes, they will take care of you... You'll just have to face the humiliation of living in conditions comparable to those of actual hamsters. You know, cages, exercise wheels, plenty of wooden toys (including sex toys), hay beds, those protective plastic balls so that you can get out together with your mistress in public without worrying about being stepped on by other giantesses... unless you're into feet or flattening...To be fair, you will also get some more modern comforts. The food is human, for example, and there's TV and vidya you can use. You can have all the sex you want, the giantesses tend to be nudists at home so you'll have something to ogle...
>>11427613...And speaking of the giantesses, they're all pretty well-educated about how to take care of small pets such as you, so don't you worry about your own health. Don't expect giant-hamster sex to be anything that a super careful lovey-dovey approach, though. Porn physics protect you, but they too have limits.>I wish to have a reality-altering app, with a failsafe that will allow me to remember the changes that I caused.
>I wish to have a reality-altering app, with a failsafe that will allow me to remember the changes that I caused.GRANTED! The app installs to your phone... and only your phone. You use it a couple times to make some minor changes to reality to benefit you like stock market changes here and there to make you rich. You altered your girlfriend and change her into your supermodel wife. So far everything seems good, nothing wrong with your changes.One night you get insanely drunk, black out drunk at a friend's bachelor party and start drunk texting random people... that's when you decide to use the app with no regards to the outcome.First major change you make is all women's breasts double in size with increased jiggle physics. Makes the party a lot more enjoyable. Then you decide you decide to lower the IQ of all women and make them act more like bimbos for you and the guys enjoyment. You and your friends are having the time of your life! You think.. its okay... ill just undo it all in the morning...That's when you hit blackout drunk... you made a lot of insane changes to reality. The only job women could get anymore were French maid jobs with their even lower IQ and bimbo minds. The smallest breasts on the planet were now D cups. All the men in the world were gifted massive 10 inch at least cocks with some reaching 20 inches. You would think that would be alright...
>>11427790That's when you groggily wake up and look down at yourself. You see the french maid outfit barely containing your H cupped breasts. Strands of blonde hair fall in front of your face but you seem to be having a real hard time focusing on anything... speaking of hard, you see the groom to be naked in front of you and boy his 17 inch cock looks very hard. You find yourself unable to look away from it.. it holds your attention and you start licking your lips.You start to panic as you remember all the changes that you made. You try to look around for your phone but can't find it... you keep getting drawn back to your friend's massive erection. You try to focus but you don't remember where it is. That's when you can't resist anymore and find yourself craving to suck his cock alongside his wife.Long story short... You never do find your phone... > I wish to be used in someone else's wish and be transformed into their desired thing to help grant their wish.
>>11423837Granted! You now live in a world with monster girls and boys. You will attract a harem of monster boys, but much like your picture, you must prove true love to them... or at least a really close bond, like fuck buddies for life. This applies to ALL of your harem.So, what earns you the right to such a harem? Well, turns out you're the monster prince. And you're probably asking, why not monster GIRLS? Long ago, monster boys nearly faded into obscurity, with monster girls finding out that their reproductive needs can be met with humans. The boys were not so lucky. A monster boy and human female will produce no children... but then came the first monster king, a unique kind of mosnter, a doppelganger. With the ability to mimic any of his subjects given enough time and "bonding" with them, he learned how to bend the rules of anatomy within himself, and his partners.You have lived as a human up until this point, but will wake up as a cute, purple skinned boi with an imp tail and androgynous features and very pliable body. An angel will visit you to tell you what has happened, introducing himself as the herald of the prince. He's waited centuries for you to return, and as you two talk, you'll find yourself shorter, cuter, and sprouting a pair of wings like his. Rest assured, that's normal. You'll take the appearance of boys you find attractive... "W-wait, does that mean you find ME- oh gods, already?"He'll give you the run down. While monster boys still exist, faith in the prince is waning, and you'll need to prove your worth by tending to your harem members as a true monarch would (lovingly, and/or with mind numbing sex). If you get any pregnant, that's a bonus. Now, your herald can grab you a goblin to start out with, their women were stolen by human men... but... you could also start with him, if you would like... even if it IS an indignant thing for an angel to do...Over time, whispers of your return will spread.
>>11427858Slowly, but you'll regularly gain new monster boys, around the same rate as Darling Kun from Mon Musume. First a goblin, much like your pic related, who was doubtful at first... then a rare, fluffy male harpy who's a sucker for romance, easily swoon... an imp, horny as hell and eager to tease you into fucking him into submission... a kitsune, who puts on a cocky demeanor, but has a soft side when you treat him right, and perhaps even a mute slime boi who simply does his best.As mentioned earlier, you copy the traits of those around you. Initially, this will be hard to control. If you get horny around a monster boy, you will start to become another of that species, which makes things in bed easier, but isn't as "spicy" as you'd like, is it? But with experience... you can hold forms between lovers, becoming a slime for the imp, a fox for the harpy, etc, and even mix and match features like a true chimera boy, though you'll have adorable accidents while learning, such as having wings for arms for a day after trying to mix the fluff of both harpies and fox boys.You must keep them ALL happy. It's not THAT hard, so long as you genuinely enjoy the company of those in your harem. If a new member does not feel appreciated, you may have to tell them it won't work out. You won't get a new member unless all of your current members are happy. Fate just won't allow it.In addition, you must also resolve conflicts. Things like the imp and goblin butting heads, the slime trapping the angel, the kitsune rough housing the harpy will all require your attention. You can resolve these conflicts however, but sex is USUALLY the easiest. "Fox boy, you were rough with the harpy. Bend over and let him show you what it's like." "I'm tying you two shortstacks together until you get along.", though MAYBE some actual talking about feelings could work from time to time...As for your "heirs"? I don't know how it works, you don't know how it works, it just does.
>>11427862It can be anal, penile, in the balls, and more. Sometimes, you might not even expect a given creampie to do the trick if you're close enough to a boy. The hole used for the pregnancy will be supernaturally clean and healthy, capable of birth without lasting damage due to your doppelganger magic.Now HERE'S the fun part: Monster boys you sire are just... born ready. A few hours after birth and they're walking and talking, with a mix of both of their fathers memories and understandings of the world. They'll be ready to find mates and live their lives after they're born... And magical pregnancies don't have incest complications.Who are you to tell your naive twink son that he can't join your harem? What, were you just going to throw him to the curb? Male harpies are almost extinct! Do your part, get him AND his twink dad pregnant (again)!And yes, THEIR happiness ALSO matters. You need not only be a good lover, but a good father figure too. I'm sure it's not responsibility as you expected it... but it's not going to be much easier, especially since the sons of your lovers can be born with entirely different personalities from their parents. The harpy's son could be rebellious, the goblin's, shy, etc. Hope you're ready to take responsibility...>I wish to be a cute girl involved in lesbian (and futa lesbian) anal shenanigans (not exclusively, pussy stuff is fun to, but a focus on it). I'd also request that anal be clean and problem free (but retain a sexy musk)
>>11424857I should note that this wish was already granted, but the post got deleted. Here it is:https://desuarchive.org/d/thread/11420410/#q11426916
>>11422873Granted. However, your cock has a mind of its own, and has the unusual ability to shift its muscles in unusual ways. For example, it can move kinda like a snail, "crawling" around to where it wants to go; and it can move its own shaft like a snake's head - raising it, lowering it, turning it around and so on. It can even try to swallow food, which incidentally is how you get the nutrition to stay alive.The only major limitation is that it's not allowed to cause serious physical harm to people, including yourself. So it can't crush people, roll around to pin you underneath itself, or let you starve. It CAN swallow people and keep them alive inside its balls, and can do it to protect you or simply for fun - although it'll still have to feed them while imprisoned.For your part, you (and by extension your dick) are magically protected against environmental hazards like "staying under the rain" or "having to crawl across a road when it's so hot the asphalt is melting". So there's that at least. And your cock really IS super-comfy to sleep on, so maybe you could enjoy lazing around? Maybe together with a few friends-with-benefits?>>11427791Granted, you are the cock. Most of your predicament has been already explained above. While your personality and intelligence are mostly intact, you still have occasional urges to fuck and/or eat things which, if not properly managed, might cause some issues - like getting yourself stuck in a sewer drainage pipe because it looked like an inviting hole (as previously stated, you are immune to things like dirt and sicknesses).>I wish for a world where people are frequently fed to creatures, and this is regarded as socially acceptable and arousing.
>>11425984>>I wish I was this femboy in the pic. Especially the soft chest.Granted. You're now a femboy of rather thick build. You like your softer body, as being squished grants you pleasure and comfort, one of your favorites are thigh high socks, due to the squish on the thighs, feels like a strong grip from your lover railing you from behind. Your cock is of modest size, perfectly pleasant for your partner. You also have a set of perky, yet squishy C cups, though on your robust torso they seem closer to B. Their shape and your build allows you to omitt need for a bra, and thank goodness for that or you'd not be able to do anything.The issue with your body is, your breasts are hypersensitive, it's as if you had nerves running directly from your breasts to your dick. One errant touch of your chest and you're going from completely flaccid to fully erect in single heartbeat. Someone actually places their hand on your tit? Your underwear is ruined from leaking pre. Add a squish to that and your underwear is full of sperm. The worst part is, any amount of squish of your tits makes you go hard or cumming, no matter if it's himan touch or inanimate object or just you. You could cum just from trying to bring your elbows together. Clothes, of course, gently caressing your tits, leave you perpetually hard. Of course, as a futa you don't have a refractory period, so you could easily be made to cum multiple times, or continuously, until your cock's shooting dust. So, yeah, welcome to your life of toplessness! Perhaps full nudity as you've learnt if you become hard enough, your cock had enough strength to even rip your underwear!If you do manage to go outside, prepare for a lot of hugs, as your soft figure makes you seem like a perfect person to hug. And, true, hugging you is a joy, but the white puddles you leave on the floor or between you and the hugger (depending on the angle of your dick) diminish the experience somewhat. You have to clean that, of course.
>>11429389I wish that gigantomastia became the world's most common affliction, though with negative aspect significantly diminished to make it a condition that's prevalent, but not deemed too problematic to "cure", or with cure being "positive vibes" and such, no breast reductions!
>>11429393Granted. The affliction is caused by a virus that is the combination between a strain of pneumonia, and the prions of mad cow disease. The result is a sickness that causes permanent mutation in the receiver. The primary symptom is a significant increase in the patient's breast size...Oh, I should mention this right here before going any further: the virus is not limited to just women. Men can also be affected. I don't know if you're fine with bustyboys and futas, but frankly I don't care.Anyway, as I mentioned, the sickness causes significant breast growth in the afflicted, with women always going up to "hyper" size; while men's sizes instead are more varied, going from a D cup all the way to sizes that rival most infected women.Thing is, while gigantomastia is the one symptom that ALWAYS manifests, that's not the ONLY symptom that can manifest. Another common effect is a significant increase in muscle mass - which is kinda necessary to build up the strength required to lug around a pair of giant boobs. Other effects include a significant behavioral shift, with a 50% chance of becoming a "cow", who tends to avoid conflict and likes being told what to do instead of having the responsibility of commanding; and a 50% chance of becoming a "bull", who is significantly more aggressive, especially when it comes to seeking sex.Rarer mutations involve the manifestation of cow-like features: horns, tails, skin color that matches a cow breed (including patches), udders, becoming a cow-centaur and, in at least one case worldwide, furry minotaurization. Some say that the rate of these uncommon mutations tend to increase as the disease becomes more and more common, but scientific studies so far have proven to be inconclusive.
>>11429839What HAS been proven, however, are the estimates that the entire human population will end up becoming part-cow within four generations. Especially since any child involving a cow parent will have cow traits (although thankfully, sexual mutations only manifest around puberty).But there's something else that I'm gonna tell just to you. You already know that the virus is a combination between a pneumonia virus, specifically a virus adapted to infect humans; and cow proteins. Which means that the virus is already in-between two species.In fifty or so years, you'll end up asking yourself: "...Has grass always been this green and common..?">I wish to be a goopy boy!
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>>11427864Granted, and you probably can guess what's the paw already. Yes, you are a cute girl; and yes, your butt will remain clean... well, "clean", as in you do not produce traditional waste. Instead, your butt can produce two different kinds of substances.The first is a clear liquid acting as a lube, much like the stuff in >>11427864. This fluid can be produced at will without any caloric consumption, and evaporates quickly without leaving any stains. So your butt will always be ready for anal stuff whenever you feel like it.The second substance is a highly-concentrated musk gas. Your body produces this substance constantly over time, but keeps it in internal hammerspace glands inside your body. You can't stop the production, but you CAN "hold it in" indefinitely... as long as you aren't aroused. If you are aroused, even slightly, you will begin to feel the pressure - the higher the arousal or the more gas you built up to that point, the harder it will be to resist.The gas has several effects. For starters, it's an aphrodisiac, obviously, and it's particularly effective against women and futas. Speaking of which, the gas also causes a mutagenic allergic reaction in certain individuals, which manifests as a sickness that will transform them into women or futas... Who ALSO have all your anal "perks", plus a newfound fascination for lesbianism and butt-related fetishes such as anal sex or spanking. Note that even women can be affected by the gas, transforming into futas or more attractive versions of themselves.In a sufficiently high concentration, the gas will actively change the local climate, making it significantly more hot and humid. This will have the welcome side effect of making people wear skimpier clothes or go around nude. Obviously, this will arouse the mutants, which will make them more likely to... you know...Overall, in a few years you will end up creating a tropical paradise revolving around butts and musk.
>>11433665Granted, it won't be COMPLETELY problem-free. There will still be issues, like heatwaves making the climate uncomfortably scorching even for the mutants; or accidents where a musk buildup causes sex toys to be shot out like projectiles. And of course, having a bunch of horny women and futas around you is bound to cause shenanigans like spontaneous orgies blocking car traffic.>I wish to be a bustyboy with big milky titties.
>>11433667Granted! There is a new disease that is occasionally being talked about on the news called "MBS" or better known as male breast syndrome. It's only infected about 100 men across the world so far. So it's nothing to worry about right? Well one day you wake up and your chest feels a little heavier and you find out you got infected. You call out of work and go to the doctor. After embarrassingly stripping naked, and being examined by a beautiful female doctor, she tells you that you got infected with MBS and right now there is no known cure due to the disease being brand new, right now though you only have A cups so it's not that noticeable. You go out to buy a bra embarrassingly and buy some bras so your tits are less noticeable when you go to the office tomorrow. The next day at work goes well and your tits aren't really noticed by your co-workers ( or they choose not to comment out of respect for you). It all goes well until next week when working your bra snaps off. After rushing to the bathroom you find out your now a B cup.You only work a shitty office job with slightly above minimum wage so you can't afford to buy more bras. Time to let those milkers hang out. Fast forward a few weeks and you're rocking GG cups that are so big you can't button your shirt all the way. It's really embarrassing for your co-workers and family aren't trying to be respectful anymore. You're constantly being ogled , teased, and sexually harassed by your peers.You go back to the doctor and desperately want a cure but she tells you the same thing. No known cure. 2 weeks pass and now you have KK cups and none of your male clothes fit you anymore. You're forced to buy supersized sweaters to keep your milkers in. However as you've figured our your breasts will keep growing and growing. Nobody knows when this will stop or if there is a cure to this. Guess this is your new life.
>>11434072>I wish Power from Chainsaw Man somehow shrunk my penis to a LAUGHABLE below micropenis size
>>11421369Wish bump.
Wish granted!A nyon tripped color sucker drops in front of you oozing some sort of purple liquid. It claps around your face, blinding you, robbing you of you sight and sounds as your forcefed it's transformative liquid. your body shifting colors around your torso, spreading up your neck and down your arms and legs as you grow lankier. with this large sucker over your face, you can only touch and prod yourself to find that you have two large Double D tits on your chest adorn with large areola caps mismatching your elongated throbbing nipples also a different colors of strips over them.Worse of all is what you feel wobbling between your legs. a 12foot long vainy cock that's constantly dripping all sorts of different color constantly. off you go to spread your form through your ejaculations feeling out and listening for any potential victimshttps://e621.net/posts/4979597?q=futa+werewire
> I wish I can create hammerspace using my cleavage or clapping my thighs together to put away things and take them out when I need them.
>>11434841Granted. Your power works in a very simple manner: put something in-between your tits (or pecs, if you have 'em) or your thighs, and it goes into hammerspace storage. To retrieve the item, put your hand in one of those two spots, think about what you want to retrieve, and when you feel the thing in your hand, just pull it out. You can use vague terms like "I want a weapon" without thinking about a specific item; but keep in mind that in that case, the object you pull out will be random - you will be able to pull out A weapon, but you won't be able to decide WHICH one. By extension, it means that if you forget what you put in storage, the only way to retrieve it is to start pulling out random items one-by-one until you find the right one.Unfortunately, this isn't "true" hammerspace, as conservation of mass is reduced, but not fully erased. Simply put: putting things into "storage" increases your size, potentially making you ridiculously top-heavy, giving you a hyper-sized ass, or make both happen at the same time - which would result in a ridiculous hourglass figure. WEIGHT, however, is not an issue: you do not feel the weight of anything you put in "storage".Sure, you could just pull out stuff from your body until you shrink back to normal size, but this leaves the *other* issue. Namely, that thing can accidentally - or forcibly - enter your hammerspace. Better hope nobody trips and faceplants into your cleavage, or you might awaken the boobvore fetish in the crowd... Also, good luck trying to fish out a panicking and struggling person from your hammerspace...>I want to be a prostitute for eldritch entities
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>>11434073Granted. For starters, Power now exists in your universe, although she'll be a different version of herself. She will be granted a special protection that makes it so that people will not react to her supernatural oddities like her horns, although they will still notice her actions; for example, if she were to headbutt someone and stab them with her horns, people wouldn't be weirded out by the fact that she has horns, but they will notice the fact that she has assaulted someone. This will be super-important later.Anyway, she met you, and decided on a whim that you're her boyfriend now. I mean, she's kinda egoistical like that. She has also used her blood-control powers on you to take away blood form your penis, resulting in it shrinking to a ridiculously small size. She then offered you to temporarily restore it at full size IF you do her favors. The idea that you might like having a micropenis will never, ever penetrate her thick skull.What next..? Well, she is still Powers, for better or worse. Proud, extremely loyal, tends to lie to make herself look better, has low hygene, gets frequently horny. Probably the main difference between this version of Power and the "original" one is that she loves you instead of Denji (who doesn't even exist in this universe)....Oh, right, I forgot one thing. Remember how I said that this Powers has a glamor that makes her supernatural features look normal? This also means that she can walk around in her Devil form, and nobody will bat an eye. And so she will do exactly that, and frequently. On one hand, that means that you'll see her naked titties and cooch a lot; but on the other hand, giant gaping wound...
>>11436473>I wish for something about women being petrified into statues with ahegao faces and "V" hand signs.
>>11427617Granted. Your phone give a notification chime as a new app downloads it's self to your device. As you open it you see many tantalizing options but as you click one to try it out you notice almost all the reality warping options are grayed out. Going through more features of the app you realize that you need points to unlock almost everything in the app. You find that to earn points you must complete challenges while the app is open and your phone is in proximity. Seems simple enough. So you do one of the easier challenges just to test things out. Just do a little dance in your underwear. As you do the phone chimes to signal that the challenge was completed and you earned points. You also could have sworn you heard the whisper of a giggle as you completed your underpants dance. You look at what you could unlock with the amount of points you earn and find one that allows you to change the length and girth of a penis you are in contact with by + or - one inch. When you unlock it you notice the button gains color but next to the button new grayed out options appear. Apparently each unlock has branching upgrade paths for even more points. Like being able to use the power at a distance, or increasing the magnitude of the change. And thus begins your new obsession. Doing increasingly odd and embarrassing challenges, getting the odd feeling you are being watched by someone amused by your antics, and unlocking new features of the app that allow you to alter reality, almost always in a sexual manner. It was just after you got done mooning a passenger train with googly eyes pasted to your butt that you hear riotous laughter and quickly look over to see a fairy wearing cyberwear bent over laughing at you. With no explanation they wave and disappear. The next time you complete a challenge, this time being eating a cream pie in public while sexually moaning about how tasty the cream pie is, you hear more laughing and this time see several amused fairies.
>>11436622Similar to the last time they disappear seconds later. Finally got around to really digging through the app to find the terms and conditions page, written in tiny print requiring a magnifying glass, it more or less says that in exchange for providing amusement to "the good folk" that created the app you will be granted small portions of some of their power in the form of the app to make your own fun with. Seems simple enough. But you also realize that each challenge seems to escalate, and you can't repeat challenges. So the question lingers in your mind, how far are you willing to go, how much of a spectacle are you willing to make of your self for these fairies in exchange for their great power to be at your fingertips. You look at the grayed out time stop option you have been saving up for and lick your still creamy flavored lips. How far indeed. >I wish that there is a dream realm that people can connect to when sleep, in meditation, or trance; that in this dream realm I am a sort of incubus; and that if I make someone orgasm in the dream they orgasm in real life which grants me boost of vitality and greater power in the dream realm.
>>11436476Wish granted! You're an adventurer on a quest, one day for a mission you've been tasked to slay a witch. When fighting the evil witch she shoots a spell at you which covers you in a purple gaze but otherwise you're unaffected. Shortly afterwards you slay the evil witch.Afterwards the town rewards you with 2 virgin women and tons of gold for saving the town. The young ladies strip down and let you have a threesome and take their virginity. The sex is amazing, their bodies are everything you've dreamed of, fit your preferences perfectly. They both ride your cock at the same time and this gets you so excited you cum a MASSIVE load. But as soon as you shoot your load right when the girls were having fun making ahegao faces they turn to stone. Petrified forever. Realizing this is a curse from the witch you should be terrified, but you're not really a noble hero now are you? You're an adventurer who's a bit of a perv. You sneak out of the town and want to use this curse to your advantage. You decide to use the gold at a brothel and rent out multiple girls for your kink to prove it wasn't a fluke, and once again right as they make an ahego face, from your massive cock you cum and petrify them. Eventually you turn the whole brothel into stone and you have dozens of statues of beautiful women petrified right in the most intense moment of enjoying sex with you. This keeps continuing on and off until you have a basement full of statues you've "collected" over the years. Eventually rumors spread of the missing women. You're seen as a monster whos' lost all humanity and a bounty is put on your head. One day you're slain by a heros party. I hope your collection was worth it
>>11437085I wish I went to the beach with my tsundere friend who's always dreamed of seeing me naked. During this trip my swimtrunks would get pulled off somehow and she'd tease me for having a micro penis.
>>11423347Wish bump.
>>11436624Granted. Technically speaking, each person has their own separate dream realm, accessible only when the owner is asleep or in a similar state.Your dream realm is a bit different, however. For starters, you are fully aware the entire time, in a state even more advanced than lucid dreaming. Yes, your form will be that of an incubus, I'll leave the details up to you if you want to be a bratty femboy or a hulking gargoyle-horse-thing or something else entirely. Your realm is also "open access": people can wander inside by accident even when you're awake, and you can drag other people's souls inside of it. However, as soon as the person wakes up, the soul will exit your realm and return to its original body.Now here's where the problems start. That whole "if you make someone cum in the dream, you get power" thing? Only works inside your dream realm. If you make people cum in their realm, it doesn't work.Another issue is your stat - Raw Power and Power Level. Raw Power is the power you accumulated by making people cum inside your realm, and it increases every time you do so. Your Level instead determines how much control you have over the dream world; you can change it at will, and its maximum limit is equal to your Raw Power. So if you have a Raw Power of 100, your Level can go from 0 (normal human, powerless to change the dream) to 100 (god-like control over an area the size of a palace).When you are inside your own personal dream realm, you can change your Level at will without any issue. If you are in SOMEONE ELSE's dream, however, there is a cost: the higher your Level, the more Raw Power you consume over time.Essentially, what does this mean? Well, to get Raw Power, you need to get people inside your realm and make them cum. But to get people inside your realm, you need to spend Raw Power to, you know, actually defeat their dream world and kidnap them. So the trick is to not spend more Power than what you gain.
>>11437980Sure, you could just remain idle inside your personal realm and wait until people rarely wander inside when you're dreaming. But where's the fun with that? You're an incubus, for Baphomet's sake! It's in your NATURE to go to people and mess with them and their wet dreams!Plus, you know, you could get some cool new ideas. Maybe you could conoct terrifying nightmares where people get chased by giant carrot-shaped dildoes.>I wish to be the sex pet of a cult.
