The rules:>Grant the wish of an Anon above you, putting your own lewd twist on it.>After granting a wish, you get to make one wish yourself. The Anons below you will grant it, and so on.The first Anon of the thread gets to ask for a wish for free, without having to grant someone else's wish. (To be clear,does not mean without receiving a twist.)>If a wish received only lazy "the wish is made completely unenjoyable and everyone dies" answers, you can re-grant it in a different way and still get to make your wish.>If all wishes have been already granted, then you can just ask for a wish for free.>Not a rule but it's still good form: if someone put effort and creativity in their post, you are encouraged to put effort and creativity when you answer their wish.>Remember that we're here to have fun!Last Thread: https://desuarchive.org/d/thread/11364327
>>11420410Wishes from the previous thread:>>11416648>I wish to be a sexy futa monster girl with a lewd body>>11417530>I wish to develop a highly effective form of hypnotic pedagogy (teaching methodology) that I can slip corrupting erotic suggestions into, as well as the knowledge and qualifications to teach and tutor at the postgrad level of education.>>11417831>I wish to have a nice butt.>>11419203>I wish to have a hyper-sized dick with gigantic and super-comfy balls, perfect to rest on.>>11419846>I wish for a quicksand slimegirl GF, who can store whatever she wants inside the depths of her muddy body.
>I wish that everyone has big boobs, at least as big as the girl on the left in the pic.
>>11420413>>I wish to develop a highly effective form of hypnotic pedagogy (teaching methodology) that I can slip corrupting erotic suggestions into, as well as the knowledge and qualifications to teach and tutor at the postgrad level of education.Granted - and all the students you tutor actually become incredibly knowledgeable. You are teaching postgrad so they're all working on research and dissertations. You have a massive calming effect and many of your students are published before even getting their PhD!However, there are side effects... As long as you never use erotic suggestions on your students, they don't develop these. But the tiniest bit of lewd suggestion and they will be on an inevitable course to gain recognizable symptoms. Elevated levels of libido that lead to severe distraction if they don't have sex daily, constant 'wetness' related to above (female students at least have pads for this), and a habit of referring to you as daddy/mommy instead of professor...People are definitely bound to get suspicious with all of these students seeming WAY too attached to you. So... do you travel around the country corrupting students all over OR do you end up trying to corrupt your entire department so no one finds out?>I wish to be a tiny, short twink boy with an overly doting mommy-dom girlfriend that can easily pick me up
>>11420413>>>11417530 (Cross-thread)>>I wish to develop a highly effective form of hypnotic pedagogy (teaching methodology) that I can slip corrupting erotic suggestions into, as well as the knowledge and qualifications to teach and tutor at the postgrad level of education.Granted, you've been granted a knowledge how to include cognitohazardous materials within your study sessions, which make your suggested content lodge itself within the heads of listeners. You've also gained enough approximate knowledge to, essentially, bullshit your way into looking and sounding smart, though it's mostly slightly deeper than surface knowledge. As you've started spreading the first cognitohazard, one that makes you seem knowledgeable and qualified, your fame quickly spread, granting you job opportunities at various courses, then school, then universities, and then at large gatherings, like TED Talks. There, you could start concluding part 2 of the plan, erotic suggestions. Unfortunately, you failed to check on how cognitozahards would interact and mesh within the psyche. In this case, while your second cognitohazard would've made the world more erotic over time, more skin shown here and there, increased displays of affection, the meshing of the cognitohazards increased the potency of both, as well as aiming them straight at you. Congratulations, everyone that has watched at least one of each of your lectures are on a downward spiral of wanting to do erotic things to you, seeing you as a bona-fide god of knowledge and Eros.
>>11420867It started calm, with ladies from audience wanting to talk to you and acting salacious after the lectures. Then it evolved into trying to rub you, squeeze themselves into you... The lectures recorded and uploaded online, as well as suggestion that you're the best made it spread like wildfire thorough the population. Soon you couldn't walk out of your house without being accosted by a woman begging you to do depraved things to you. Paired with significantly loosened inhibitions of anyone that saw at least two of your shows, made the world seemingly devolve over next weeks, with clothes going away for either sexual outfits or just plain nudity as everyone's vision turned pink upon spotting you. You now have your own apocalypse, where, in a few weeks, if you're careful, you're bound to be found and captured, with world slowly collapsing from rampant sexual acts overtaking all human activities, and you most likely drained of all liquids as you're forcibly used by every woman that spots you. Not to mention men, they're not immune, but they'll try to resist for a bit. But when they break... Thankfully your suggestion at being highly knowledgeable still stands, so you might be able to whip the world into your harem, if your will is strong enough, or you implant a cognitohazard into your own head to be so. Question is, if you're not already affected by your own cognitohazards, and how it'd mix up with in your psyche. >I wish for Asuna to be real and be my loving wife
>>>11417831 (Old thread)>>I wish to have a nice butt.Granted, your butt is now very nice. Even better, the world's perception of butts have changed, and now your butt is considered the best butt on the planet. Unfortunately, you're not affected by that change, you just think you have an above-average butt. Now, with your butt being perceived as unrealistically perfect, expect for things to change a bit: - Your private life is over, photos of your butt will spread quickly over the net, and with that creeps will quickly dig up and publish any info available about you. Fans wanting to see your butt knocking on your door are constant- Walking on the sidewalk is actually dangerous, your butt draws gazes of everyone, including drivers, so you're now a walking car crash inducer. - I'll spare you from someone just picking you up and raping you, but don't be surprised if someone sharks you while on a walk, like pic related. - You won't be able to buy pants, clerks will not allow you to pay for them, online stores will recognize your name and cancel your orders, just to increase opportunities to see your naked butt more. Get used to your butt being uncovered or wearing self hand-made pants. So, yeah, your butt is now world-famous, can you deal with being so known? Also, people won't care anything about you, only about your butt (they'll remember your face, but just to be able to recognize you).>I wish to have an ability to pause time, and be able to move around during the paused time.
>>11420563>>I wish that everyone has big boobs, at least as big as the girl on the left in the pic.Granted. Human biology has been tweaked, now the only way for women to store fat is in boobs (or ass, to keep the balance). Now the healthy fat percentage for women is 80%+ when it comes to boobs/ass, with normal percentage for the rest of the body. There's cheaply made medicine that helps women move fat from other parts of the body to boobs if doctor notes abnormal (non-boobs/ass) fat storage. Your pic shows the lowest level of "healthy" fat, and would be considered anorexic by most. Doctors would suggest a fat-heavy diet to combat it. That means women need to eat a lot more to keep such figures, so let's double daily calorie needs for humanity. That means males also need to eat as much, but they're instead have vastly improved digestion and food conversion, which, in essence, makes males able to gain muscle with ease. That's because a new job has been born, woman carriers. They're just supposed to help the heaviest girls to move around, as their gigantified assets make it problematic to move (doors are retroactively wider to account on increased dimensions, but there's still weight and dimensions).
>>11420875Of course, increased food consumption means more food is required. Humanity managed to realize that food is actually quite important and needs to be taken care of, so food industry around the world is booming. Most of population is now working at some sort of food industry. Also, breast milk is now a staple, as huge boobed girls produce so much milk it's simply a waste of resources, so government buys out excess milk from lactating women, selling it to companies designed to process this milk to be sold on further. You're the only one remembering the old reality, which means you're unused to gigantified boobies, hulking males and seemingly infinite amounts of food chased with gallons of breast milk, as is your body, you're an anomaly, with everyone looking at you, either with pity upon being born such a runt, or with scientific curiosity, wondering how are you still alive. But at least you have a bunch of eyecandy all around you. >Do you recall a guy that had a unique blood that was very useful in curing some sort of sickness? I wish for my sperm to be of similar sort.
>>11420870Actually, scratch that wish, I remembered the one I actually wanted to make. I wish that sexual health was a part of medical field in a more active role, and that hospitals had sexy nurses to deal with issues related to libido via sex.
>>11420974Wish granted!In a world not too far from ours, Sigmund Freud's discovery of the latent sexual subconscious, changed society and medicine irrevocably. Humans who have a healthy sex and kink life are happier, healthier and more hard working. Society of the 21st century is much more advanced, peaceful and fair, with most countries implementing universal Healthcare. Sexual nurses and doctors are respected members of society, recognizable by their sexy uniforms and implants. Plastic surgery in this world is close to magic; various kinks that would be impossible in this universe are possible there. Fulfilling those kinks is seen similarly to curing cancer in our world in terms of societal good.You wake up on a hospital bed. As it turns out, upon becoming an adult you went to the sex hospital for your kink analysis. You no doubt expected to have sex with a cute nurse, maybe she would pretend to be frozen in time... Instead you were put in immediate anesthetics and readied for surgery. You wake up as an impossibly attractive futa. As it turns out, the staff committed a medical error and mistook your kinks for another patients. Worse than that, they modified your brain to reinforce the breeding kink they were certain to have found in your brain. You will now feel compelled to cum in the pussy of any willing fertile partner you meet.You will now be forced to regularly visit the local hospital to impregnate nurses. Refusing to do so would be equivalent to a schizoid patient refusing treatment in our world; the state would arrest you for your own good. The nurses are always very attractive and you can request repeated impregnation if you think one of the nurses is a good mother. The state will help pay for your brood of children but they also expect you to be present in their life. Prepare to be a stay at home dad.
>>11421112Assuming you don't want to father at least twelve kids a year for the next twenty years, or continue life as an impossibly endowed futa, you can contest the medical malpractice. The process will take at least five years, in between getting a second opinion, and suing the hospital. You will get a good payment out of this but the hospital will blacklist you. You will have to settle for a second rate hospital where the nurses are much more plain. This way you can at least get a new body, or a new kink.>I wish a new gacha game came out that women would start playing. The game would distribute rare kinks or body transformation, turning players into sexy nymphos over time.
>>11421114Granted. The gacha is a fantasy mobile game with a surprisingly compelling plot, aside for the fact that each character is clearly based on some kind of fetish (this is never addresses in-game, everyone just straight-up ignores it). Granted, quite a few of these fetishes are different variations of "monstergirl", but it's the thought that counts. The game is strangely popular among the ladies, although there is a small but loyal male fanbase... which usually do not remain male for long.So let's cut right to the chase. Aside for the usual gacha stuff like new characters or synthesis materials, the game occasionally distributes something called "Lust Upgrades", which are based on the characters available on the save file. With each upgrade received, the player begins to transform in a way corresponding to the character. The big buff barbarian might make the player visibly more muscular, the snake mage might provide a long forked tongue, the tsundere librarian grants urination fetishes, and so on. Only females can receive the benefits of these upgrades; but as a workaround, a man who wishes (even secretly or subconsciously) to become a woman will be progressively transformed into a female, and likewise the upgrades will become more and more effective until they will regain 100% effect at 100% female.(And before you ask: yes, there are futaification upgrades. No, futas still count as women.)But that's not all the upgrades do. They also tend to increase arousal and sensitivity, while lowering inhibitions and refractory period - meaning that players become progressively more openly horny, even in public. But the worst part is that, since the upgrades make players slightly more similar to the videogame characters, they also increase the players' power to match. So you won't have JUST an epidemic of sexy nymphos; you will have an epidemic of sexy super-powered nymphos.
>>11421248Granted, a lot of them will prefer to goon, have sex with willing parties (they're SEXY nymphos, there won't be any shortage of willing partners anytime soon), or grinding the gacha for the Holy Shopping List +4. But do not provoke them, unless you want things like a tentacle infestation the size of a city block, or a fireball.>I wish I was a succubus who capture her victims by stuffing them in-between her gigantic tits (pic related).
>>11420413>I wish for a quicksand slimegirl GF, who can store whatever she wants inside the depths of her muddy bodyGrantedSome Horny Wizard or Sorcerer wanted a super strong, hot, golem waifu, but fucked up the consistency ratio before they put the shem in. Rather than accept their goopy, muddy, voracious and devoted quicksand gf, they instead chose to banish her, and rid her of any memory she had of them. You'll soon see that this was smart on their part.One day, when you're at school or work or just on a jog, and talking to a friend, acquaintance, or lover, it happens. As soon as they step on ANY exposed ground, it's over for them. the ground itself parts an opens up under them, the grass unmoving as they fall through, sinking like a stone in water. As you try to help them, you nearly get pulled under yourself. as you unearth your hand, nothing but dirt remains in your hands. Then she reveals herself to you. The ground bubbles up to form a semisolid woman of clay and loam. Turns out she's fallen for you, and HARD. You remind her of someone, her creator, and you'll have to serve as a replacement. Since she was created as a glorified sex toy, she has a lot of urges. I hope you enjoy having earthen tentacles come out of the ground, pinning you to the earth, and having a runny clay woman form on your dick and start riding you. Or appearing in front of you with lusty, monotone eyes and spread legs. And while she won't hurt you physically if you refuse, she will throw a bit of a tantrum and start pulling your friends and family down into her depths. And don't even think about talking to any strangers anymore, unless you like watching them panic as they disappear below into the soil. Don't think just because you can't see her doesn't mean she isn't there.
>>11421259 Yeah, she can appear anywhere she wants, flowing her mass near instantly where ever soft ground touches soft ground. Beaches, Swamps, grassland, any biome. She even changes based on where you are. But, on the bright side, (I'm not that much of a jerk genie) you do get several perks. 1. A devoted girlfriend who will NEVER leave you.2. The ability to go just about anywhere on earth(she can subsume you and "spit you out" somewhere else)3. Great sex(she can subsume you and completely surround you, like a 360 degree fleshlight, and did I mention the tentacles)4.Safe from all threats (won't let them get near you)5.No more annoyances (won't let them get near you)6. Zero inconveniences (won't let them get near you)and as a bonus, if you're sad about everyone you care for disappearing, it's not forever. She can bring you to them, or, if you're a good enough lover, she can bring them back up for you. But she won't do it for free, so you best get started now.>I wish for a world where vore, sentient fat, and reformation exist and are all apart of life. and I would like to be a part of this world in some fashion.
>>11420413>>11416648>I wish to be a sexy futa monster girl with a lewd bodyGranted. You are a wolf-girl subspecies with an oversized taur body. With just a tad of grooming and a change of body language, you can easily shift between "sexy wolf lady", "giant rabid wolf" and "fluffy doggo", depending on the impression you want to give. Just like you asked, you are a futa, although the futaification process caused some issues - and I'm not talking about the double dick, that's probably the recess genes from your great-great grandmother's drunken one-night stand in Koshi or something. No, I'm talking about your fluids: your body's fucked-up biology ended up mixing them up, blending them together.First of all, your cum. The white goo is completely sterile; the fertile part is those slimes, which are actually oversized gametes capable of being fertilized by both sexes. If one crawls into someone's cunt, it'll take root in their womb; alternatively, if a slime receives sperm (either because it jumped on someone's dick, or someone fucked and cummed inside your cock), it'll try to crawl back into your balls to implant itself. Either way, the result can potentially result in a pregnancy.Second, your femcum. Yes, you do have a pussy - two in fact. They tend to squirt a lot. Their femcum is exceptionally good-smelling and nutritious, which means that people have a tendency to just dig in and make you cum over and over to get more.Finally, your lactating breasts. Yes, you have a lot of them, which is kinda necessary considering that you'll probably end up siring a lot of children. The unfortunate thing is that your milk has been mixed with semen, and there's a very low chance that drinking it will cause it to get into the victim's system, and from there successfully invade their reproductive system, either to spontaneously fertilize one of their eggs if female; or temporarily replace their cum's DNA with your own if male. Just to ensure that you'll have even more children.
>>11421290NTA, but super nice delivery. I really like the idea of this unwitting dog girl with this body that's monstrously bent on reproduction in every possible way, to the point of being pseudo-infectious.
>>11421259On one hand, her jealousy and possessiveness is kinda scary.On the other hand, watching strong wife subjugate and subsume anything is hot.
>>11420821Granted, welcome to Hell. Or *a* Hell. Here the demons got the idea that, if they hyperpamper humans to they point that they become very submissive and slothful, then they'll lose the drive to work - and to do works of great good or great evil. This will be like spitting in the face of God and His gift of free will and intelligence to humanity.Here, the rules are very simple: demons are all tall and parently, while humans are short and lithe. Each human is assigned to a demon caretaker, but a caretaker can be assigned to multiple humans. When two demons want to pamper the same human, the caretaker has right of precedence. You are free to wander around, even out of Hell; but between the fact that most demons can pick you up and dominate you with ease, and the fact that your exclusive caretaker GF can know your general location by focusing a bit, it's unlikely that you can escape.Just for funsies, the last digit of this post number will determine your new home in Hell. Disregard the circles' names, the demons kept them out of cultural habit.1 - Limbo, school setting with hot teachers. Demons here tend to be calmer and less lustful than anywhere else.2 - Lust, somewhat windy mountainous area with lost of mommy harpies.3 - Gluttony, land of candy. Think Modeseven's Waffle universe, but with less vore.4 - Greed, excessively opulent and high-class aesthetic. Lots of villas. Humans here are frequently dressed in harem attire.5 - Wrath, most of it has been converted into summer beaches, though some lakes still persist.6 - Heresy, curches and nuns who're very motherly even by Hell's standards.7 - Violence, this circle is ironically dedicated to physical activity... mostly for the muscle mommy demons.8 - Fraud, the R&D department where new ways for pampering humans are developed. Examples inclue the CuddleCoil Project in District 7.9 - Treachery. Winter wonderland. If you're a nice kid, the Krampi will come to cuddle you up.0 - Free choice!
>>11421364Congratulations - Greed it is! This means that your demon GF is not only bigger and stronger than you, but also much richer. You will never have to work for the rest of your life - which leaves more time for being dominated and pampered.It also means that she'll pick all your clothes for you. Mostly elegant clothes on Earth, and risque attire made of precious materials (read: gold butt plug if you're into that) in Hell. You're more than just a boyfriend: you are an expensive property to show off.>I wish to become this kind of futa drone.
>>11421262Granted, but forgive me if I'm gonna reuse an idea I already posted in another thread.So, the world you're gonna get isekaied to is a chaotic mass of flesh, slowly shifting and changing over time. Things like tentacle pits and "trees" of breasts are frequent features. This planet is one single giga-organism, called "God" by its inhabitants - more specifically, a god of hunger. It kidnaps suitable supplicants from all over the multiverse, to use as nourishment. While the God does in fact consume otehr living things, its main sustenance comes from absorbing the pleasure generated when a mortal either devours another or gets devoured. Just being on it is enough to corrupt pretty much anyone, mutating them in ways that fit the endless cycle of hunger.First of all, everyone has the ability to either devour other organisms, and/or to give those mutations to other organisms; for example, imagine someone who can dive up your ass, even though you aren't normally capable of anal vore. Unnatural stretchiness, oversized lewd parts capable of sucking people up, and size growth are all common mutations. Anyone who gets vored remains sentient and aware, part of their "killer"'s body until they reform or move on.Everyone's mind has been altered so that they all enjoy both voring and being vored, although to different degrees. A fierce predator who gets eaten by a bigger rival might fight back, but eventually the sheer pleasure will make it give up and accept its fate as it melts into digested goop; likewise, a preyslut can still enjoy the feeling of eating and absorbing others, even though she might feel guilty afterwards.Everyone's soul contains five separate desires: hunger, satiation, life, limbo and death. Hunger increases over time until you eat something - or someONE. Satiation is the desire to get eaten, and it varies depending on things like how much you enjoy vore and how much time it passed before getting devoured.
>>11421799Generally, entities with high hunger are attracted to entities with high satiation.When you get eaten, the desires for life, limbo and death come into play. Limbo depends on both how much you want to stay absorbed, and how much your captor desires to keep you. Life increases over time as you get absorbed, and resets to zero whenever you respawn; death instead tends to increase throughout your life. As long as the desire for limbo wins, you will remain as sentient fat. If the desire for life wins, you soul will move back to God and rebirthed anew with a new body. If the desire for death wins, that's it - you move on to the afterlife.Understanding and knowing these desires can be used to various degrees, in what the world's inhabitants call "magic". For example, you can "tempt" the land around you to mutate according to your needs, manifesting mouths to devour your enemies, or coaxing nearby tentacle-cocks into cumming their nutritious, if sticky, load. Another thing you could do is to get eaten by a beast, and then use your own desires to manipulate its mind, as well as remaining part of the beast's fat for much longer... Just don't do it for too long, or you'll lose your sense of indivuality and turn into fat forever.What I'm trying to say is that this is a savage land where everything - people, animals, plants, the landscape - spend most of their time either eating others, being eaten, enjoying a good digestion, or transformed into soft and content fat. If they aren't doing that, they are probably fucking each other, as the constant orgasmic pleasure of the devouring cycle "bleeds" into, and feeds, large amounts of sexual lust. People are too busy chasing their carnal desires, and do not waste time with things like scientific research; the technological level is stuck at the stone age, barring a few rare robots that the God abducted from other worlds. Robots that are promptly mutated, like the rest.
>>11421812I hope that you're gonna enjoy living in a primitive land where everything wants to either eat you up, or crawl inside of you.PS: The person you're gonna see when you arrive isn't floating in mid-air. It's in the middle of being absorbed by a sky slime, a flying, almost-invisible goo creature. Yes, in this world even the air you breathe wants to eat you sometimes.>I wish to be a giant monstergirl, living in symbiosis with a tribe of monsters: they pamper me, and I help them.
>>11420413Bumping the only wish remaining from the old thread:>I wish to have a hyper-sized dick with gigantic and super-comfy balls, perfect to rest on.
>>11420876Granted! Now, it's not exactly your sperm, but bearing your child that actually cures women of a number of cancers, as well as more feminine-specific issues like endometriosis. You might think that this means you get to have sex with a bunch of women, but not really. Turns out it's not only undesirable to the women, but inefficient. You are kidnapped by a black market medical group and taken to a secret location where you will be constantly milked for your sperm. They pump you full of drugs to increase your sperm count and hook your dick up to an automatic onahole. Your testicles expand until they're the size of basketballs, and you are constantly being stroked until orgasm, producing gallons of sperm a day. This is distributed around the world to save women from cancer. Thousands upon thousands of women get knocked up with your sperm, but you haven't had sex with any of them. You spend the rest of your days in a shady laboratory, being milked for all your sperm, day and night. But hey, you are saving lives. Don't you feel good about that?>I wish for a wife who matches all my physical, mental, and emotional preferences.
