/analgen/ - Anal Toys & Masturbation GeneralA thread dedicated to sharing pictures, stories and advice about anal masturbation and sex.The more pictures, the better!>Question of the dayWhat's your anal goal for this year?Previous thread >>11451618>FAQ -Please read before posting!https://rentry.org/analgenfaq>Regdude's Technical guide to analhttps://github.com/regdude/anal>Panty's Guide to Anal Training & Blowjobshttps://imgchest.com/p/vj4j8j6978m>SurfboardPotato's Guide to Prostate Playhttps://old.reddit.com/r/CumFromAnal/comments/8w065w/a_guide_to_prostate_orgasms_from_someone_very/>The Lighter Test & What It DoesIt's a way to know if your chinesium toy is in fact silicone. Follow this guide:https://dangerouslilly.com/2014/03/deciphering-results-of-flame-test/>Anon’s Guide to Knottinghttps://rentry.org/anons-dildo-knotting-guide>Say hellohttps://tagmap.io/tag/analgen>Sock & Condom Stretchinghttps://imgur.com/SJf78lU>Anon does the math with J-Lubehttps://imgur.com/a/cuLRo2u>JLube Testing by /ftt/ ScienceAnonhttps://pastebin.com/EJsAc4GU>Cleaning techniques and alternative methodshttps://pastebin.com/FLWghXvy>Mindgasmhttps://mindgasm.net/>Slim Shell Mold Making Tutorial (DIY Dildos)https://files.catbox.moe/m7ansn.pdf>Fantasy Toy Directory <-(New!)https://fantasytoybox.net/
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Hismith 3.0 app-controlled just came today :3Just in time for a 3-day weekend for me, gonna spend it getting my brains fucked out lolAny tips for a new dildo machine owner? recommendations for apps/ patterns?
>>11457103I've recently started playing with my ass more regularly after a bit of a hiatus. I've only fucked my dildo a couple times but basically every time I jack off I have my plug in. Recently I've been feeling way more aware of my ass when I masturbate even when I'm not plugged. Like right now as I'm thrusting into my hand I can feel this, I don't know, warm spot doing this little throb in my ass. I'm sure that this is normal, a part of everyone's anal training, but what should I know here? Besides "having something in your asshole feels good?"
Beginner here. Up until now I've only taken plugs from my gf or household objects in my teen years. Me and the gf will likely upgrade to dildos (maybe pegging?) soon. I have a couple of questions.1) I'm used to getting something inside and keeping it there. How do I facilitate the "in and out" of a dildo? Aside from lots of live and relaxing my hole, I've tried fucking myself with a long-ish silicone plug and noticed that the lube dried out sort of quickly. Is there any particular dildo material that glides better? Any other precautions I can take?2) as of now I don't do any real cleanup before anal, I just do it whenever I know my bowels are empty. I just stick a finger in there to check before the session, for good measure. The gf is against enemas because she's afraid it might mess up my guts bacteria. Are there any precautions I can take before a session to maximise the chances that things stay clean? Kinda afraid that "digging deeper" with a dildo might be messier.
>be me>bisexual virgin tard (bothways)>yapping with lesbian fren over in other state whos selectively bisexual>topic eventually turns into 'why are you lesbian?'>blah blah long story short, girls = cute, guys = not cute, cute guys = maybe but they dont have booba, trans people = not cute, dicks = scary, dildos = scary, booba = nice, guys = no booba>days later wind up confessing since were oversharing sex stuff again about how i was debating buying a dildo mainly for sucking play, dont really have the mindset to do buttstuff lately but god do i love prostate boops with fingies>get around to today>buy a dildo my size (6 inches, but 7 on the toy because i wanted balls still 6 inches 'usable' length) because i figure eh, i should at least be a man and try and see how hard it is to deepthroat myself. if its too big, whatever its not like im gonna slip in a hentai moment or something>put it on my desk>god this thing is huge and scary no wonder shes scared of cocks>im this big? holy shit dude let me measure it to make sure>im this big. holy shit.>this is supposed to go inside girls? this is gonna go in me one day?>oh fuck this was supposed to be for mouthstuff but now im wondering how it would feel like to fuck itso todays a day.
>>11457129Why not just tease your hole with the head and see what happens?
>>11457130thats for another dayits late and had spicy food for dindin like 2 hours ago so i really would rather notbut i did feel like a bitch seeing me flaccid comparing myself to it before i took the smart approach and just used a fucking measuring tapekinda hot actuallyglad i didnt fullsend it in a horny haze and decide to buy a horsecock instead given the chinese year (but i would love to one day be able to take one up the ass)
>>11457132Yeah, one thing I wasn't expecting when I started out was how turned on I am by dildos. I remember housesitting for my gf once and finding her big 9-incher and pounding my limp cock with it, it's absurdly hot.
Anyone have a link to this toy? It seems like I can't find it. https://x.com/PRPRLO/status/2012110079735005349
>>11457104But the BJ guide on the op is not okay to post
>>11457118Xtoys app has way easier to navigate app with more patterns available
>>11457129Just wait until you see a 9 inch BBC right in front of you
>>11457129You and this girl sound severely mentally retarded
>>11457223where do you think you are?your on 4chanyour on 4chan's /d/ boardyour on 4chan's /d/ board browsing assplay generalwere all mentally retarded
My 33lbs fuckmachine package is stuck in customs. They could open it up and touch it with their dirty hands, they could steal it, they could make me go there and explain what it is and why I bought it for myself and not for resale, but worst of all as a result of it being held in customs it will be delayed by two weeks to a month. The hole was prepared for the weekend, but it will have to stay hungry for a bloody long time.
>>11457103I always try to relax my sphincter when starting, but last session it felt amazing to resist it entering me and eventually being overpowered. Maybe I'm getting more skilled and don't need the newbie advice to always stay relaxed in order to avoid injury now?
So I got a large flared chance during bad dragon's black friday sale, but I'm realizing I need to train for deep girth somehow. Anyone here have any tips for how to go about that? QOTT related, I'd like to hilt it
>>11457255Pure redditslopGo back
>>11457103>What's your anal goal for this year?>Getting fucked with a dildo>Managing to take the largest (4 cm diameter) plug we have>Getting pegged
>>11457129>this is gonna go in me one day?it can go inside you tommorow if you prep well enough
>>114571281) things that help with thrusting:more lube, good lube (xlube or equivalent), lube inside (get a lube shooter)be clean insidehave the toy pull out or almost out each thrust to spread the lube arounduse a toy with less texture or a shinier surfacerelax, use a toy smaller than your maxhigher humidity in the roommix coconut oil into your lube (haven't tried this one, just passing it on)2) You should clean. No need to do an enema unless you're going deep, just flush out the rectum with smaller amounts of water. Expel the water immediately and don't let it get deep inside. Having a good diet will help immensely, ofc.
Does anyone have advice on comfortably wearing a plug for an extended amount of time? I really enjoy the "filled" feeling, but I don't know what kind of toy to get.
>clock on that new fantasy directory in op>dual density filter doesn't actually work>nothing is dual density
>ordered a bottle of X-lube, shower hose attachment and a horsecock dildo>againHow do I get over my own feelings of shame and embarrassment for being into this?
>>11457103>What's your anal goal for this year?Realistic - get the whole set of beads inside me (so one or two past the sigmoid bend) and start working on the next size upidealized - find someone to creampie me again. Maybe I can keep my head in the right place and cum hands free from it this time
>>11457658Ease into it and love yourself
>>11457103>What's your anal goal for this year?Use my first-ever bottle of X-Lube to take my biggest toys. One of them is a big black suction-y alien cock.
>>11457542maybe akifu lets you custom order dual density? the other ones seem right
>>11457474Start with a small plug and keep it lubed, try with less than 1h. I've worn for hours without problems, but you need to start slowly
>>11457658marijuana plus sissy hypno. brainwash yourself into being mindless and obedient. consider chastity as well.
my sloppy horny throbbing busting bussy hole is a girliy little whore that needs to be filled. it desires nothing less than desire itself. to be tied down and pinned and pounded and raped and ravished constantly begging for more pain more pleasure more cock more cum. the hunger never stops. always hungry, hungry, hungry. my bussyhole loves to suck cock. it loves to be taken.
>>11457312>but last session it felt amazing to resist it entering me and eventually being overpoweredthis is the way, the path of true, purely distilled sissy bliss. all bussyholes beg to be dominated, to be taken, to be forced into eternal defeat and submission.
>>11457658realize that your doing it / like it for a reason your not sure of yet? and that its living in your head rent free because your body wants to try it, 'you' want to try it, but your mind is throwing a fityour an adultyour allowed to like what your into and your also allowed to fuck around and find outand your never gonna realize if you just like the idea of things without doing the thing, liking the idea =/= liking the actual thingyou burned a bit of money, who cares its about the journey not the destination[spoiler]ask anyone who spent hundreds on destiny 2, the destination sucks but the journey was kinda alright until recently[/spoiler]>spoilers on /d/
>>11457658have you tried not being raised catholic
>>11457106>>11457704>>11457107Must be your dads
My ass is my pussy and it craves to suck fat meaty cock
Play with me while I do choreshttps://c.lovense-api.com/gcls/ydzvpcsw?share_type=101
>>11457751Must have just missed it, nuts.
>>11457474Silicone plugs are best for long-term comfort. If you have a steel one, you'll have to take it out and reapply lube every couple of hours or so.
>>11457437Oil and water don't mix, how does that help
>>11457670Ask to be tied up and blindfolded, you'll cum from anal guaranteed
>>11457474square peg fish plug. super soft. fits contours. buy larger than you'd think.
>have a wife of 3yrs, been with her for 8. >have a nightstand full of dildos, 2 about my size, >both regular dicks with balls, ones a vibe and other is veinier and has a nice swell in the middle. >third dildo is a 14in horse profile, thicker with a flared head and pretty good taper. bout the thickness of a beer can at the base. >occaisionally i suction them in the shower and fuck my hole, now at the point where im so used to it that i can take the regular sized ones on no notice with no stretching. >wife knows of my bussy play and one day surprises me with a harness. pegging is great, >took my equivalent cock size no sweat, moaned, got fucked like a bitch, rode it, missionary, doggy, and prone bone. begged her to breed me etc. >fast forward, one night she wants to use the big red horse dong, and im totally on board. >lol >when she's laying her 3lb girthy veiny cock on my belly and its past my belly button. >proceeds to absolutely rearrange my guts, i can feel my tummy bulging as she rams. >this damned catholic girl is just loving ramming my hole with a horse dick, >and so am i. >feels good man. always cum maximum ropes when the p-spot is engaged
>>11457359Patience. A little at a time.
>>11457658well first you radically become into it and feel proud that you have shed the shackles of societal oppression and judgementthen you tone it back and realize that it is a little weird but everyone is a little weird in different ways, and that to be in to it means that probably something did go wrong somewhere but its how your stay psychologically stable and there are way worse things.You know im reminded of a story about some occultist really radical guy, was very overtly costumed up about his mystical whatever hes doing, basically being a wizard. He gets asked how can you just go around like this all the time? I cant remember the words of the conversation in the story but it had the connotation of like 'wow i wish i didnt feel ashamed'. He replied explaining that actually he needed to do that to be able to face society. The only method he had to pull himself out of whatever was really fucking him up was to knowingly become a sort of character, ham it up, and this let him go outside, face the day, talk to people. This story makes more sense if you are familiar with occultism and how its tied in with early 20th century psychology and how 'high magic' is tightly associated with self improvement. reunifying with the divine requires being ok with yourself.This is way less radical than that. You can keep some things in your closet, alter your self image secretly, and feel at ease. You keep re-buying those things because you need them. throwing them away doesnt fix that. maybe one day you wont care about them and move on to something else but thats on the other side of accepting it and yourself.Im going to say something that might upset people but everyone here has some self image problem and this helps balance it out. Feeling normal even if you have to do radical things to do it is the path towards not needing to be as radical. Pretending to be normal is just going to keep you hung up on whatever the problem is foreverSo stop throwing them away
>>11457705you know i just checked the site again on my pc and the filter seems to be working. it wasnt working on my phone
>>11457890wait, i think im projecting here.maybe its still useful so ill leave it
>>11457658i get that this is lame bro-advice but just grow up a bit and the feelings will dissolve eventually. the thing you absolutely shouldn't do is avoid thinking about it. if something bothers you, the longer you ignore it the stronger it becomes. self-acceptance is key
Well, I did it. I only had a little butt plug but wanted more. Got a 7in dual-density, and took a little bit of acid. Tried throating it, but as I figured my double uvula makes my gag reflex impossible to surmount. Anyway>warm myself up with the plug which was about the same diameter as the dildo as the comeup happens>the tip of it is actually very contoured, goes in so easily>holy shit its in>holy shit its in deeper>holy shit its IN>bottoms out inside me, cant take that last inch as I assume it hits my sigmoid, which hurts slightly>try on back, side, but doggy feels best>proceed to fuck my ass senseless, drooling on the couch with the moans just coming out of me>never forcefully moaned before in my life>god damn it I paid for 7in, Im getting 7in>find just the right angle where I can feel my insides slowly and considerately rearrange to the intrusion>manage to hilt it all the way, that last inch just barely staying nestled inside the bend>proceed to continually take just that last inch gently, what once hurt now felt like a hole new world inside a hole new world>immediate desire to go deeper next timeThen I proceeded to have fun 'cocking' it inside my sigmoid, the tightness of the bend keeping it in place, then squeezing on it and seeing how far I could make it fly out across the room. 11/10. I gotta say, dont know if the acid made this amplified but, mentality changes EVERYTHING about how pleasurable it can feel, even second to second. Imagining it was real, not even a dick but just something alive with a soul, being inside me immediately made it 1000x better. I also now have newfound respect for my wife who takes my 8in daily.Was hoping to activate my prostate and cum in some way, but maybe next time.
>>11457437How deep is "deep"?My 'normal' dildo is 15cm/6inches long. And the "horsecock" dildo is 28cm/7inches long.Personally, I've fallen low enough to ruin my whole regimen for the sake of anal.I basically only eat homemade cookies, because they get out in the form of superdense and solid pieces of poo. Which means I don't have to clean at all.
>>1145799628cm is pretty deep, I have a 40cm long and slender buttplug, you might want to consider getting one to get more comfortable with depth play. Once fully inserted I can feel its tip poking inside my belly, even managed to get my belly to bulge a bit in the right pose. If you want to hilt it you need to get past the sigmoid, so take things real slow and if you feel too much pressure at any point, stop. You don't want to rupture your colon after all.
>>11457658you fetishize them for pleasuremaxxing purposes. remember your feelings are there for you, not the other way around
>>11457834I have trust issues
>wake up this morning>wife rolls over and wraps around me as the big spoon>she gropes my chest, humps my butt, and grabs my dick>feels more natural and arousing than regular sexBeing romantically straight and a bottom is absolute suffering. When are the scientists going to stop doing gay GMO corn research and get us some kind of pill that gives women dicks? I want my wife to cum in me.
>>11458032iktf, into light petplay as well. all i want is to be fucked and praised by a woman i love, why is this too much to ask for
>>11458041>>11458032Sorry of my life to. Wife's depression drugs make her just so in interested and all k was is to feel like a good little butt slut. Sighhh. That said on the occasion she does have the gumption Todo anything all of our toys are to long and essentially bottom out in me. Any tips for getting the depths to relax some. Hard to get pounded when you literally scream in pain....
heyhey youyes you, the guy with the horse dick in your asshelp me out>>>/gif/30123169
>>11457996“Deep” is the length of your forearm.
>>1145805137cm/15" with my fist closed, then
>>11457953One of the cool things about being a man is that you can truly experience both sides of sex, as the penetration and the one being penetrated.
>>11458032>and get us some kind of pill that gives women dicks?We really need to get on this right away. I want a futa so bad.
so how am I suppose to stretch my self? I have a 4.5in wide didlo, should I slowly try to fuck a 5inch wide or can I just get by with wearing a 5in or maybe slightly bigger? 5.25inch butt plug . I want to try horse cocks and knots but scared I'll just hurt myself
>>11457173Looks like some type of jap anal ibratorLook up kanojotoysI haven't tried any of them but after trying something similar the nevo rex it was kinda disapointing it won't be like the rape your prostate the picture you posted depicates as
when i first started out, i began with an aneros. it was incredible.but now, after trying an edge 2 and other more intense stuff, the aneros doesnt do anything at all anymore.many said that vibrators desensitize quickly, which i can confirm. how long does it take for you guys to regain your sensitivity?it usually takes me about a week to somewhat fully recover my sensitivity after extensive play with a vibrator
>>11458048heeeeelp
Me and the GF just ordered our first dildos and a harness. One of the dildos is even longer than my dick, which is kinda intimidating to be honest, but not as much as I thought it would be. Wish me good luck anons
>>11457996>>11458008>15cm/6 inches>27cm/7 inchesThat's literally impossible7 inches is just 18cm
>>11458027Didn't ask, just do it pussy
>>11458238What are you worried about 4.5 in thick dildo is already horse sized
>>11458325I mean 4.5" circumfrence which i guess is 1.4in wide
guys helpi've been on and off with anal for a while now, buying toys nd throwing them out out of shame etc, but i think i'm in it for good now. bought a small dildo, 4.5" useable, 1" thick, and it's nice because it's easy as hell, but it sucks because it isn't nearly as satisfying as bigger toys i (shouldn't have) used in the past. only time it's uncomfortable is if i don't use enough lube, but that's easily remedied.i love the idea of something bigger, especially something equine, but from past experience i know i'm not there yet. storage isn't an issue, but having sufficient time to myself is, which leads me to my questionshould i pick up a larger plug, to be able to stretch myself even if other people are home? do i just get a bigger toy? or should i stick with what i have for the time being and try to be less impulsive lmaoalso, with regards to firmness, softer is always safer ofc but sometimes i feel like i spend as much time trying to get the dildo i have inside of me as i do riding it. as a "longtime beginner" i don't know if i should look for something stiffer with my next purchase, or, again, just wait until i have more time under my belt with the dildo i already haveholy blogpost, oops
>>11458341Retard that's super slim
Just finished my first session with a fuck machine and HOLY SHITCame my absolute brains out with my Vector. Highly recommend, literally shaking on the floor rn
>>11456499>That's hot and cute anon. I want to try to experience that too.For me, it came from learning my body and knowing what I like through practice. Now I can get multiple penetrative orgasms per session.
>>11457129Why did you even share all that about your friend, it has no relation to the point of your post or anal at all
I can't tell if I did it or not. I was fucking myself and i could feel my ass tensing up so I started going really hard and then leaked out a whole stream of wet precum. It felt good but not as great as ppl describe anal orgasms, and I still felt just as horny after and wanted more. It took like an hour or so but after I did it once I was able to do it like 5 or 6 times before I was exhausted. Am I on the right track? Am I squirter or smth, did I just pee myselfalso haven't touched my dick for like 5 days and doing anal sessions without finishing has made me insanely horny all the time it's fucked
>>11458466because guess what went up my ass today you illiterate faggot
Cleaned out and prepped to see if the boyfriend will sit on my face and finger fuck my hole, wish me luck
Thank god xlube is so cheap because I'm drowning my toys in it every session
>>11458471I think you're on the right track.Don't go too fast which could cause prostate and nerves desensitization and you could experience less pleasure.
Where do my fellow Americanons source their x-lube? Sucks it’s not available on Amazon any more.
>>11458544K Lube is what I use.
>>11457108where do I find a miku boyfriend to pump their butt full of semen
Going on an SSRI lexapro and possibly wellbutrin in the fututre. Any anons able to anal well on meds? Apperently wellbutrin is prescibed to treat sexual dysfunction however it's not set in stone yet
dick-centric sex sucks. vagina-centric sex sucks. long live ass pussy
>>11457103>got new silicone plug>with ergonomics so I can sit on it confortably>horny as fuck when wearing it>feeding the horny with Grok solo ERP as a bottom in an office full of dom>after cum, fuck my ass with one of my dildoImma learn to orgasm this year from my butt!
>>11458048>>11458296i know one of you has the infojust give it up
>>11458348You can get a mid size plug and wear it before a long session, wearing a plug while doing other things (at least for me) haven't gotter me better results (I do it for the sensation), i feel like the anus just restore itself. But i can fit bigger toys after a long session of anal with small or mid toys, i feel like the anus is more relaxed and ready. Try starting with the dildo and fit some fingers, and dont forget to use a lot of lube
God I can't wait for the weather to get warmer so I can start fucking my ass again. I enjoyed it so much last year that I've bought a second 7" dildo so I can suck one while fucking myself with the other. I feel like I'm quickly going to start buying even bigger ones. I really want to learn to anal orgasm, and I'm definitely going to practice fisting myself.
>>11458666good girl
>>11458471I woke up still feeling horny and started fingering myself a little, then moved up to my dildos for like an hour or two. In the last ~30 mins I squirted at least 6 times and it soaked through my towel onto my sheets I just changed last night, fml.less than a week without cumming has turned me into a total slut, I keep thinking about getting real dick again. Starting to enjoy the feeling of just being fucked rather than having to worry about finding a really specific spot
I have decided that this will be the year I will have gay sex.No idea how I'll find someone to be the first guy who enters my butt though. Getting together with an older guy (like 35-45) who wants to try gay sex because he never did when he was younger but now as he's not in a relationship can would be 10/10 scenario. Kinda don't want to install Grindr but idk where else to look. Might just try my luck in Summer somehow somewhere.
>>11458702how the hell does the weather affect your ass fucking habits?
How do I stop myself from cumming too fast? I insert a finger and after a very little while I cum. I don't even get an orgasm but rather a mild relief sensation.
>>11458241It never is....
Asking again if there's anything similar to knorse but cheaper
>>11458771My place gets cold in the winter. Maybe if you were here to keep my asshole warm...
does anyone have a recommendation for a glass-version of the njoy pure wand? Can't seem to find one that's got similar measurements / shape... just not ready to shill a $100+ for a stainless steel toy
>>11458834you can keep your toys in warm water to warm them up, as well as making cleanup easier. you can also wear things like thigh socks and jockstraps to keep warm whilst allowing open access to fuck yourself, whatever floats your boat. seeing myself all cute and prettied up just so i can fuck myself certainly works for me...>Maybe if you were here to keep my asshole warm...but anon, what if i don't like using my penis?
>>11458544I use Mr Leather, they're the cheapest for me for US orders of X lube, including shipping. If you want, you can get 2 bottles, which will be about 65ish dollars, then get another 30 dollars worth of stuff from them and the shipping will be covered. They also wrote me a handwritten note thanking me and I thought that was really sweet of them
>>11458544>>11458860*mr-s-leather my bad. Looks like they changed their name or it's used that way to not confuse it with other companies. Here's the site, they have a bunch of other buttstuff too and I think they're fairly priced. They also have some other website that sells poppers if youre into that sort of thing: https://www.mr-s-leather.com/
Spent the last hour fucking my ass with dildos and now I'm wearing a buttplug, breastplate, lingerie, and am finishing myself off with my fleshlight.
>>11458471You're getting real close, keep at it!
>>11458675Sybau retard, go to request board
>>11458766Use sniffies
>>11458583I've found that Lexapro:1. tanked my libido 2. made it physically more difficult to achieve orgasm, and 3. should you power through and manage to cum anyway, significantly lowered the quality of orgasm.ymmv, ofc. I know to anons with a denial fetish that sounds like it might be heaven, but the catch is you'll be so anhedonic that you won't even care.With Wellbutrin I've suffered none of these side effects. However, I do find it to be less effective overall than Lexapro at preventing sads (but low points do become much more bearable). Again, ymmv. consider using Lex to help get past the worst of your depression with a mind towards switching to Wellbutrin over long term. Obvs prioritize discussing with your doctor over random perverts on the internet. end blogpost
>>11458888Didn't ask
How well does Hismith pro handle toys in the 2-2.5kg range?
>>11458878I'll try! Good to know I'm on the right path. I told myself I was gonna get to at least Saturday without touching my dick. It's getting real hard to focus though, without cumming for a while.
>>11458814search knot on fantasytoybox and scroll for a bit. there are a bunch, but the most similar imo are Felkor from Knot Me! and Selenar from Moon Fox Toys.
>knot dildo will probably come this week>nonzero chance it will either come through when my family is in house or be opened by themIf i just say its a mystery joke gift from an online friend that should cover any ideas of me being a fag right
>>11459026>okay, but why is it a dog penis?
>>11459026Absolutely not, they will immediately know and it'll make the household incredibly awkward. Honestly you shouldn't be doing this stuff unless you have your own place.
Is it possible to be an anal slut and hit good muscle building protein macros at the same time? I thought high protein diets give you the shits
>>11459039because they feel the best?
>>11459039>>11459076>because I'm a dog fucker, mom!
>>11459075Absolutely ridiculous and incorrect. Processed food and poorly cooked/handled food is what gives you the shits.
>>11459075Just eat more fiber while consuming high protein. I've never had a problem with this as long as there is enough fiber from supplements or vegetables
What do anons enjoy with a fantasy dildo? im looking to try my first one and pic related seems like it would be kinda good with a little bit of everythingKnotMedial ringTextureRdiges of the heart squeeze the prostateGoing from a plain cock to this seems overstimulating
>>11459113The depravity of it.So buy that cock anon! Let it overstimulate you and let it break down all those little barriers of prude that's within you. Trust me you don't know how much worse (slutty) you can get, and you'll just want to keep going deeper and deeper and deeper the more you experiment~
>>11459113>What do anons enjoy with a fantasy dildo?hentai video games so I can imagine i'm being overpowered by the monster in question
>>11459132Great now my minds racing with gooning ideas. Do you ride it or can you sync a machine up the with game?
I wasn't sure about changing to x-lube because I kinda liked my amazon waterbased brand, but holy shit...I tried making some of the stuff yesterday and it was EVERYWHERE. How the fuck do you clean this stuff up? I made waaaay to much. (FYI water THEN add the powder. Not powder then add water, it will save your sink, trust me)The stuff is incredible tho, for the first time in awhile I was able to take some of my bigger toys with ease. I'm more into plugs than dildos, but this has me reconsidering...The stuff really up'd the sizeslut in me, as now I'm looking at dildos 8inchs+ to rail myself this weekend with.So to some of the anons out there, try switching lubes and you might be in for alot more fun than you would expect.>Thanks for reading my tedtalk
>>11458238Assuming you're talking circumference, you already have poops bigger than that. You should be able to take a 6" circ dildo without much effort. From there, increase by 0.5-1" circumference at a time. When you get really big, might want to slow down to 0.5" jumps. You'll have to repeat this process for the sigmoid as well: find out how deep yours is and go for stuff with narrower heads (they tease open the hole easier)>>11459145>How the fuck do you clean this stuff up?Salt, I've read, will break it down chemically. I've tried that a few times, but usually I just rub soapy water on my body/toys til its squeaky clean. I've been trying to document ideal ratios for the stuff, using a coffee scale. 1g to 100ml was a pretty thick slime, good for big toys. 0.8g to 100ml is definitely too thin for me.
Is there like a chair/machine combo I can use while at a computer desk?
>>11459166>Put machine under desk>Slide down in chair so ass is forwards>????
>>11459145>xlube cleanupJust a lot of rinsing with regular water.If you don't already know, the chlorine in tap water destroys xlube after a couple days. In some cities you can boil the chlorine out, others use chloramine which you can't. I just use bottled water.
Cotton-filled breastplates really are the way to go. Much cheaper and lighter than silicon, letting you get bigger breast sizes. Wearing picrel with it makes me cum so fucking hard.
>>11459187link?
>>11459209Both items are so easily available on Amazon that I'm not going to humour you by posting any links.
>>11458583Never taken lexapro specifically, but I've been on sertraline for almost six years now with no apparent side-effects.Wellbutrin's very weird for me, for the most part it just gives me more mental energy with no serious downside but it feels really good to stop taking it after a while. The first time I came from anal happened to be on the same day that I stopped wellbutrin for the first time.
I need some encouragement to make it to the end of this week anal only like I told myself I would. It's been almost a week already, and I'm so horny all the time it's getting hard to focus.
>>11459233Give in and jerk off, but do it into your mouth.
>>11459233keep on using your butt like a good girl... You should plug yourself during the day too!
>>11459238I've been on hrt for years so I can't really shoot like that>>11459289Ur right...
>>11459292Good girl. You shouldn't touch your cock, as its useless and shouldn't be used. I want you to fuck yourself slowly, with a medium sized toy, then size up to your largest one.After you have your pleasure, I wnat you to go to sleep with a small plug, and to go through the night with it. Tommorrow, when you wake up, your will realise what you are made for: to be filled in your ass.
>>11459304Woww.. I was gonna give myself a break today since I went hard yesterday morning and the night before, but you're making me wanna try this tonight... I'm not sure I can handle my biggest though, it's thick and around 7 or 8" long and I'm used to around 6
>>11459292Stop taking HRT you dumbass. You are not and will never be a woman, just buy a big titty breastplate and some lingerie and jerk yourself into oblivion.
Buying big dildos...Fucking myself in the ass...
>>11459343mega based
>>11459326Ur literally in a thread for guys who shove giant horse dildos up their ass, your opinion on trannies is worthless. I already have tits I don't need to buy some crossdresser shit
>>11457123Self bump
>>11459233Have you been cumming from anal? Or just fucking your ass to the edge and staying frustrated?
>>11459346I semi-regularly fuck my ass with a dildo while wearing silicon tits, lingerie, and sucking on another dildo, and STILL I think you're a faggot.
>>11459350I get to the point where i feel everything tense up and I leak out a ton like I'm squirting, not sure if that's a full orgasm but it feels good. Still just as horny afterwards tho, don't think I can properly cum from anal.
>>11459346>Ur literally in a thread for guysGlad you clarified that for us.
>>11459356How do you know when you're done masturbating?
>>11457123>>11459349Genuinely what are you asking here. No idea what you're trying to say
>>11459359Once I'm exhausted or bored, lately after I've squirted several times already
>>11459359When no more cum dribbles out
Just got pegged by my wife tonight. It's the first time in several months that I've done any anal play, and probably the first time in about a year that we've done pegging. Felt really good, she enjoyed doing it, and I think we both want to do this more frequently.
Newbie here. Done anal with boyfriends and girlfriends for years but always topped. Gf has been complaining for months now that she can't do anal anymore because her diet is so bad, and every time she tries to douche she comes out the bathroom and tells me no.She's at her mum's tonight so I took her toys and lube and figured, how hard could it be?>inb4 Don't say that!Douching took all of five minutes before I was peeing water out my bum. This is after eating a fat homemade Mexican bowl of ground beef, veg, beans, and rice.Lubed up the hole and my finger and started testing. Felt ok, didn't get me very far. Tried her starter buttplug next, felt awkward to walk around with. Didn't feel any prostate magic. Tried her beads next, I liked the odd popping feeling but that was kind of it. Then I tried her dildo. It was kind of hot putting something in me that's been in her, and it felt nice and full in me, but I went at it slowly for a good fifteen minutes in a few positions and just didn't feel much.Is this normal for anal beginners? I feel like I wasted three quarters of an hour. Now I'm just miffed at her since to me it seems like douching isn't a big deal. Maybe she's doing it wrong?
>>11458936Anyone?
>>11459472Yeah I didn't feel much if anything for my first five real attempts (around an hour each), it takes some time to develop, I think people call it rewiring.Unlike what porn might have made you think, the prostate isn't an instant cum button, it can be but it takes a while.
>>11458544I just bought it from their site last time I got it
>>11458835Part of what makes the njoy pure wand work is the weight. You're not going to get that same experience with glass. Don't bother with the cheap chinese knock off.Start saving. Its worth saving up for. Thank me later.
I bought all of these back on Black Friday and have not had a chance to use them yet. <cry> I wish I had the house to myself for just ONE fucking night to play with them. It may be April or May before I get the change......FML
>>11459510>Don't bother with the cheap chinese knock offI got one that's a 1:1 scale replica from the original but I'm worried that it's a concrete block that's just coated with metal. Didn't really like it as much as silicone toys, and every time I am able to finish with it my wrist aches for a bit afterwards. Good thing is that it was cheap, maybe 20 bucks or so.
My wife and I are starting to get into fucking my ass. Any tips on how to better clean/stay clean? Good lubes? I also notice when she uses her fingers vs a toy theres more friction? and it feels like the lube dries faster, is that a thing or do we just need more lube?
>>11459533Do you mean the lube dries faster on the toy? It might be either the lube being too thin or the toy being too smooth. Thin lube doesn't like to stay on toys, and smooth toys often have trouble holding onto lube.
>>11459472The time it takes to douche can vary from 5 minutes to an hour+ depending on various factors, including luck, stress, and genetics. I think my best results come from regular exercise and doing it in the evening, but that could just be superstition. Also mexican food generally makes it easier, as long as your body is used to getting adequate fibre.
>>11459514the texture on those looks...grittyis that just an effect of whatever sparkle is in them or some kind of image compression?
>>11459233>tfw no verse anal addict tranny wife who lets me rub lidocaine on her dick>>11459353I think becoming a cute faggot is what she’s going for
I read the stories on here and think "wow thats so fucking hot"But then I remember that most people here are hairy middle-aged men... Men doing anal is kinda gay find a different hobby
>>11459603>lidocaineIs that safe? I don't really wanna put any kind of chemical on my junk... I do like the fantasy of being fucked by someone who won't let me touch though and pulls my arm away when i go to try>>11459608i just imagine they're all cute twinks or girls
I've been thinking of getting a couple of items for anal play, and since I want motivation to do my Kegels I was wondering if anyone knew if the B-Vibe weighted plugs were a good idea. I even weighed out some coins for comparison to see if I would like the weight on paper (in hand, not in my ass ffs). I also wonder if it would stimulate my prostate.My living circumstances suck with other people, so I've been evaluating other options. I'm far enough along that I have 6 toys, but I have that disappointing feeling of not liking anal because I'm so restricted in doing it, so I'm thinking of doing targeted stuff with smaller items I can hide and shower with. I know someone is going to recommend a metal massager, but I would prefer a dildo that's curved, a little filling, and would massage my prostate. I'm not sure if my arms are short, but my arm and wrist gets tired being locked straight with my middle and ring fingers in past the second knuckle. I get strained/tired before I can appreciate the pleasure, but I can get myself to leak.I like BD and Nothosaur toys. Apart from my hand-casts, I have a BD Vector that I've only gotten to use like twice, and a Nothosaur Abyss II that I've used once. I would kill for a shack in the woods with plumbing and all the time I wanted.
>>11459608In my experience channers are an even split between undernourished evil twinks and fat hairy romantic perverts
>>11459608I’m a hairy middle aged man, but I only come here to find out what to call my hairless femboy twink with gender issues and figure how to flip his bitch switch. I’m not particularly well-experienced in this field.
Is there any way to dry up the rectum? My most effortless (and best) anal orgasms were when I played with my ass the morning after douching, when I sticked my finger there I could notice it has very hard to keep going deeper because it was all folded up and very dry, which meant I could precisely control the amount of friction with how much lube I used, which I did, which allowed me for the first time to reach three analgasms in a row, something I thought was impossible because I always needed a few days without cumming + a very intense session to reach it, but like this it seemed so effortless, I tried again another day and it was the same, very easy anal orgasm, but this is very annoying since I have to do the douching before bed and get off early in the morning else shit happens because of the time delay; I tried by inserting/wiping with cloth it but it didn't work well (on top of also being very irritant and triggering my bowels like I've never seen before), the only other thing I could come up with would be alcohol but I don't really wanna try that, what do I dooo, fuck this gay faggot life
>>11459233this will sound dumb but if you just start to consider it impossible to fap it becomes easier not to. then when you get turned on you just try to figure out if you have the time and ability to use your ass, and if not it's just a no can do like if you were gonna fap but suddenly company walked in. it helps to have the assessment and impossibility of doing anal right then to distract you from the question of fapping
>>11458265>when i first started out, i began with an aneros. it was incredible.are aneros that great? I've heard that they are and aren't.maybe I'll try a finger first but idk, I'd rather have some automatic do it for me
>>11459715I had a (really) small orgasm the first time I inserted the progasm ice. But i could never replicate it afterward.The helix never really did anything.Pretty meh.
>>11459651'Good girl'
>>11459608I think there's more trappy/femboys on here then older slobs. Check out /soc/ or /trash/t. 25yr twinkhttps://files.catbox.moe/xtryjb.mp4
all according to plan
>>11459765sometimes twinks look pretty breedablewhat's the dildo anyway, looks like horse balls but with a knot?
>>11459042It can be done easily if it’s just you and 1 or 2 people at max. Make sure to always be there when they deliver the package or order into some delivery box / pickup point if those are available in your area.
>>11459781Magga from Swisokposted earlier >>11459113
>>11459765> 25Ur cooked. 25 is unc status.
>>11459873do NOT bully the twinks in my thread
>finally get a fuck machine>angle kind of odd, doesnt seem to want to stay on the ground without some sort of bracing>Only have time to try for like 5 to 10 mins>In a rush, dont really have time for a warm up. Not really that horny either but thats just my life>set the thing up, get a decent angle, turn on>move my ass around to accommodate the machine, slowly starts fucking>crank up the power>starts fucking harder, consistent movements>arch my back slightly, the dildo grinding against my prostate>feel butterflies >turn up the power>relax, let it in deeper>my ass getting fucked, cheeks jiggling>clench, hear the motor slow down from the resistance>max power>Ass getting reamed, thighs shaking>move forward, let the dildo head slam my anus and slam my prostate. >butterflies turn into a warm sensation like I need to pee.>my dick doesnt cum, not horny enough kind of uncomfortable>had to stop cause of time>clean up the machine>feel sane, have no sex noise thoughts for almost 3 daysI didnt cum and I ended way less horny then I started. But also, I really wanna do it again. I think if I actually finish I will feel better but I can be tough to get off. And having a lover would be wonderful but I am so busy these days.
>>11459902Welcome to the only way to masturbate from now on
>>11459765Damn. Extremely hot.
>>11459622Definitely the latter for me.Much as I want a good fucking, I want to spoil someone rotten even more.
>>11459765omg your slutty little moans are soooo cute, it sounds like the toy is just too much for you. It's gigantic, I'm amazed you can take all that
>>11459547There is some sparkle in them, epecially the one second to right in the top row. Photo quality isn't the best. They don't feel gritty. They are super soft and squishy. Can't wait to try them. I'm not a fan of completely smooth dildos. They need to have some texture....it adds so much more to the experience.
>>11459873I'm 28 anon does that mean I'm cookedif it helps I'm barely over 5 feet tall and still caked up but maybe my twink years are done >>11459902good to hear you had fun anon
>>11458544I was able to buy from German amazon once. Expensive but I stocked up and saved
>>11459935>>11459986Thank you. I got a couple toys, but I am interested in getting others. Idk about giant dildos and knots but it would be nice to have some options. I think I am gonna just edge and save up until I get get fucked again.
Any advice for a more passive hands free orgasm? I've heard of people just laying there and "doing nothing" and letting their body reach orgasm on its own.I've been able to get a HFWO with my Njoy purewand but I feel like I'm too rough with it. Usually I just face-down-ass-up with it and then reach behind me with the wand curved down and plow myself with it until I cum. This works great, except I'm worried about being too rough and I'd rather not beat my prostate up with steel if I have to.
>>11457437NTA but what is a lube shooter? I can guess from the name but I figured I'd ask. I use enema bulbs to clean beforehand and xlube works fine for me on dildos, but should I also be using my enema bulb to insert lube or something?
>>11457658Might sound odd but meditation helped me build the emotional foundation I needed to not engage in self-loathing, especially shame based self-loathing. If you're curious and not religious you could look into vipassana since that's secular, and it's easy to do; I only do 5 minutes a day and it helped. I've found that since helping my mood with it I've been more comfortable with myself and had more anal sessions. Although I do enjoy some shame as a kink, too much of it can be poisonous to you, and being able to let go will probably let you enjoy the moment more
>Any advice on how to Not Piss myself Whenever I'm getting into a good rhythm, it's feeling good & pre is flowing out, I Tense up & start spurting small streams of pics & it kills my libido I try to refrain from drinking close to 2 hours beforehand & try to pass as much as I can beforehand
>>11457103>TQMy goal is to be able to consistently analgasm while being pegged, learn how to give in to it properly and leave my dick alone. I've got close a few times but when I've felt it building I've got too in my own head and it's gone again. I managed it once at the end of last year, greentext here:>girlfriend dressed me up in a gstring and bra, mini skirt and Crop top>lipstick too>she teased me, kissed me all over and played with my nipples>she got really horny, loved me being dressed up>I pinned her down and fucked her, she came while I pounded her>pulled out just before I came>she said it's your turn and went to get the strap on ready>started small to stretch me out, ass to mouth over and over cos I'm a slut>I begged for something bigger so she put on 7" girthy one with balls>pounded me, me on my back holding my legs in the air and moaning constantly >when I got close I begged her to tell me a story of her getting fucked to tip me over the edge>instead she reminded me of a dream I'd told her about where she'd arranged for me to be tied up in a park and fucked by a man while she watched>came while she was saying "and you'll feel what it feels like to be fucked by a real man soon, you'll know what it feels like to be filled with his cum"We're going to try again this weekend, I'm going to surprise her by wearing a black velvet dress and doing my nails and makeup as best as I can. I feel like I'm good at getting in the sissy slut mindset and she's learning how to dom well, it's just those last moments where it's all in the brain that are a problem.
>>11459608>>11459873Soo.. Am i cooked?https://litter.catbox.moe/q7vn0fssrt8rubxt.mp4
So, I've trained my nipples and now i can cum just by stimulating them. But my hands are busy. Are there any nipple toys that sit on nipples and stimulate them, for example, by vibration and suction at the same time?
>>11460183I love your video, don't know how often I watched it while fucking my own ass since you first posted it
>>11460183Ur freckles are cute, and so is the way cum keeps dripping out of your dick, you let a big puddle lol
>>11457103>What's your anal goal for this year?I want to train my ass to take this XXL horsecock more easily. Now i need about a hour of stretching.It would be cool to have a duck machine for it, but looks like it's too havy for Hismith
>>11460081Wife her immediately
>>11460184This is an anal thread retard
>>11460224Way the fuck too big are you nutsThe XXL needs a gawddamn forklift
>Be me, buttslut for a bunch of years>Gf is usually pretty vanilla, kinda stopped fucking myself because I stopped feeling like it.>She likes fingering me from time to time but not for long.>Have joked with her about pegging but she says she doesn't find it too appealing.>Yesterday she starts sucking me like usual.>Starts fingering me in just the right spots>First one finger, then another, then another>She suddenly asks if she can eat my ass.>Starts going crazy while she edges me for a while.>Im going crazy by this point.>After some time she goes back to my dick and fingers me harder.>Cum my brains out, the harder I've ever cummed.>Says she loved it and that she wants to eat me out more often.Holy shit bros, this was life changing, It really sparked my interest in anal again. Should I ask her to peg me?
>>11460184Maybe try the ufo nipple licking machine from Kanojo toysSpam filter won't let me post the link
>>11459608 successfully baiting >>11459765 and >>11460183 into posting gold.And no matter how old you are, you're the youngest you'll ever be. It just means slutting it up with the other uncs.t. 33 yo uncposterhttps://files.catbox.moe/tw9ws0.mp4
Being bred by anons...Anons fucking me with dildos...
>>11459608im in shape, slightly thin and mostly hairless, i would fucking hate looking like some tubby neckbeard when i fap, anally or otherwise
>>11459622pretty accurate desu
>>11460054mindgasm or fuck machine, it takes either money or effort to do what you ask for
>>11460256>Should I ask her to peg me?Why are you asking us? Figure out your situation. Just keep talking with her about it, without being too pushy
Well, had a rough session tonightWhen I did my enema, was really painful, aparrently a fond of my rectum wasn't propery seated... Went away with the water.then, I fucked up my Hismith position, and ultrabullied my prostate... After 1h I couldn't feel anything down there, and no horniness at all anymore. Tried fingereing, same thing, no feeling at all anymore.. Seems I am desensitised, and lacking in general horniness.It's been hard to maintain how horny I am, without touching my dick anyway.I've but a rather large plug in, let's see if it will help.Any anons with advice?
be productive or put stuff in buttthe struggle is real
>>11460054Imo the Aneros is worth it for helping retrain and sensitize. It doesnt cost much, and all it really asks you to do is relax and focus. >>11460063Basically a plunger with lube. Save yourself a lot of money and just get a plunger or baster. But I think it is just optional.>>11460071Dont resist. Just piss yourself. Masturbate in the tub if you need to make clean up easier.>>11460350Let your ass heal anon. Edge instead
>>11460379>But I think it is just optional.Not optional imo. Your insides aren't sensitive to friction and you can much more easily hurt yourself. And ofc your nights will be that much more fun with proper lubrication.But yes, it doesn't have to be purpose-built for lube. You can use a baster, medicine syringe, squirt bottle, pump bottle, or even make lube cubes in the freezer. But get that lube in you.
>https://c.lovense-api.com/t2/rfb4s1guPlay with my butt for a while
>>11457128You gotta first ask what the main concern is. Are you concerned about possible mess, or her? Or both? Truth be told, it's just poop. If you're doing anal you should already be putting some sort of towels down or pad as a precaution because of lube getting everywhere regardless. Shit can just be washed out as well, it's not something where you touch it and you instantly get sick. I would ask her how much the thought of it being present if an accident occurs, actually worries her. There's a lot of people that actually get excited at the thought of literally fucking the shit out of someone. If she's one of those that doesn't give a fuck, unless you have a strong aversion to it, I would count yourself lucky and just get fully into it and not care.
>>11459113I hate that all of these high quality huge fantasy dildos are only available to be shipped from the US. The duty cost is too high. I bought a bad dragon dildo for $180 and paid $100 in duty.
>>11457104I bought a buttplug like this (that will arrive today) that can be controlled with software (buttplug.io). It works in some games natively (axyn adventure, anthro heat and others) and with mods in some other games.
Quick heads up>several months ago>Buy pic related based on recommendation in these threads>after a month, amazon marks package as lost, sends me a replacement for free>dildo arrives, it's awesome, thick, dual-density, passes lighter test>suddenly a week ago, 'lost' package gets found, now on the way>Think, 'Awesome, free second dildo :)'>2nd dildo arrives today>Exact same shape, same size, but totally rigid, not dual-density (as advertised), doesn't pass lighter test, smells fucking disgustingNever trust the Chinese. Don't buy this shit if you're not willing to take a 50/50 chance you'll get sent something you didn't pay for, with no way to refund. And even if you do get the 'correct' one, Always use it with a condom, because there's essentially a 0% chance this thing is actually body safe
>>11460452I have the same dildo and I bought it from temu.. I didn't know about the lighter test until I read your post. I dont have a lighter to test with right now, I'll have to test it. But I think its real silicone. It feels like my other toys and its dual density.The only issue I have with these chinese toys is that they are sent in a plastic bag, there is no privacy.
>>11457103>What's your anal goal for this year?I can make it ~2/3 of the way down this thingI'd like to be riding the balls a year from now, and I'd also like to lose 20 lbs so i can see it bulging my guts out
>>11460469I have the same goal but with the Pegasus
>>11458583EXXUA/gepirone is a brand new depression drug outta hat actually increases sexual function instead of drowning it like SSRIs/Lexapro. It's a targeted antidepressant instead of a broad system serotonin modulator so it works better in the "my sex drive and dick aren't broken" category. Even restores sexual function to baseline above what depression tanks it to. Huge recommend
>>11459113>make anal gaping great again
>>11460452Sometimes Amazon obscures who the real seller is, it might seem like it is all from one seller but in reality the order could go to any number of groups. Thats partly why so many stolen goods posted on Amazon, the buyer doesnt really know and can't reasonably find out who the seller really is. Chain middleman hell.
>>11460558lol
>>11460550What if someone normal takes it, do they slut out
>>11459619B-Vibe weighted plugs are really good as well as the Progasm Aneros. The curved flare makes it wearable for extended periods. I would recommend going for a lighter weight plug first because you can bruise your prostate wearing a B-Vibe even for a short time. That sensation can be enjoyable and very erotic but it's probably not welcome for your circumstances. If you are looking for that sensation, go for a glass plug first before making the jump to metal weighted plugs like the B-Vibes.
>>11460452>>11460587>amazonits called "inventory commingling"they throw everyones X into a bin, shake it around a bit, fly em out to all their warehouses and pull one out of the closest bin to your place of delivery when you click buydoesnt matter if its a counterfeit or even a a completely different product, if company A says X is X, X is X, if company B says Y is X, Y is X and you can get fuckedgood news? they'll stop this retarded ass shit on April 1stbrain dead retarded news? this shit is happening right now to consumables like medical equipment and vitamins its amazing how they havent gotten a class action lawsuit shoved up their ass
>>11460607what changes in April?
>>11460609>they stop the practice of throwing everything into a bin>when you buy X from seller A, you GET X from seller Aright now if you try buying X from seller A you MIGHT get X from seller Abut you also MIGHT get Y from seller B delivered to you because its in a closer warehouse and seller B is a chink lying about his steel
>>11460272It looks interesting, thanks. But i don't understand how it should hold on breast
>>11460054put a porn with woman who actually orgasms, and mimic her breathing and little movement with your pelvis to mimic how she is getting fucked. Breathing correctly is really important. I can go and have dry orgasm by watching women and mimicking the real woman. But with trannies it is almost impossible unless you find a movie in which tranny really gets anal orgasm (some emma rose videos with shaking orgasms are ok). Most of trannies cannot cum with their asses so mimicking them will get you nowhere.
This Monday I did anal with my toys for the first time in 3 weeks. I was going to "take it easy", but I ended up breaking "records" only after 25 minutes. I've had troubles taking my Grip 126, but it went in, and then I tried the Grip 134 for the first time and it went in too without any real hassle, guess I'll have to order either the Grip 144 or Apex 142 now. Also my Twisted Beast TED 12,6" looked impossible to take, but it went in after a minute.
Im sick of sticking things up my ass its not even fun anymore its just a choreId usually wait and do it once a week but theres fucking nothing else to do in the eveningsMaybe i should go back on ssris and nuke my libido and just give up entirely
>>11460619You tell me, that i can orgasm with just right breathing?Can you share some good videos?
>>11460430There's plenty of brands that ship outside of the US like Neotori and Nothosaur that have been tested safe.Paying twice for a horse cock? Have you fucked yourself stupid?
>>11460621I did something similar recently, it's ridiculous.You say to yourself "I can't afford bigger toys right now, I'll take a few weeks off and tighten back up a bit."Then you give in and your hole is hungrier than ever before, plus it has that "freshly back in action" vitality. I basically fucked myself into a near-coma, slipped in a massive plug as a cool-down but just ended up falling asleep with it inside for ~8 hours.My hole won't (or doesn't want to) close this morning, it's just drooling and begging for more progress.
>>11460660Holy shit that's hot. I'm so worried that wearing a massive plug for a longer period of time would block blood flow and cause necrosis. I recently got a 80mm diameter metal plug with the intention to wear it "long term", but the neck is super small on it :/
>>11457255Nah stfu dumbass. We're the INTELLECTUALS. I bet >50% of us here have a degree in CS or some other STEM degree.
>>11460662Yeah you gotta be careful about circulation.Although, this might have sold me on sleeping plugged. My ass lips are so puffy and soft, and now that my colon is empty again I can feel the inner walls rubbing on each other when I walk.I'm taking a break right now to make sure everything is good, but the temptation to try and fist myself later is very strong.
>>11460655There's 3D models of BD dildos online which means you can prínt a mould and pour silicone into it to make them yourself. Idk if it's possible to do it without vacuum degassing, if yes then it'd be cheaper than paying $300 for the dildo.
>>11460675>degreeim gonna call your bluff there homiei personally own a website built from pure JS and htmlx via django that i have absolutely no idea what to do with other than resume fodder for "i have experience using cpanel" and run possibly the most cursed codebase for a discord bot that >500 people use everyday that runs on a server that only costs like $0.80/month to rentbut a degree is a nopers
>>11460676That sounds so hot.Can you prolapse now that your colon has been stretched?What plug did you wear when you fell asleep?Prolapse is my ultimate fetish
>>11460655>$370So its the same price as shipping it from USA, while shipping it from USA is also a higher quality toy
>>11460687I mean it's more expensive than shipping from the US, even when you include that extra $100 duty
>>11460689Plus you'd have to pick up a package with "Silicone Sculpture" or worse written on the shipping lable. But there are a number of stores in Europe that sells "exotic" toys. Have you checked gaymegastore.eu?
>>11460692>gaymegastore.euthats not a real placeyou made that website up to be funn-oh my god thats a real website
>>11460686>can you prolapsenot really, I haven't trained those muscles for that yet. I am loose enough right now though that if I let my hole hang open, I can see the flesh that would become the prolapse though.The one I fell asleep with was 9.3 inches around (just under 3" diameter) which is "massive" for me but I know there's much more experienced people around here.I just slipped in the next size up (10" around) and it feels shockingly comfortable. It's the largest size I have though, so that's where I`m at for now.You can probably guess who I buy from based on the measurements, but I don't wanna be a shill.
>>11460694Yup, and I'm a big costumer there.Their shipping lable shows up as "Studio51".There's also: dildoking.de, erotic-discount.eu and meo.de that I can vouch for.
>>11460689Also: https://nothosaur.com/pages/shipping-returns it seems to be shipping from the US anyways
>>11460701Nothosaur is a chink company trying to copy BD. It's overpriced considering that they're based in china.
>>11460647You'll need to have some awareness of your pelvis area's muscle.Not just the anal sphincters, but the one around your perineum and your dick too.
>>11460678making your own large dildo with a decent surface finish is a lot harder than just 3d printing a mold. You would get an unimaginably bad surface finish with a 3d printed mold. I recently went down this rabbit hole and managed to make a few of my own dildos with decent surface finish. You will absolutely need to vacuum degas the silicone or it will be full of bubbles some of which will fuck up the surface and makes it porous.
>>11460247I intend to! she's amazing and takes as well as she gives
>>11460081Women like this must be incredibly rare and it makes me sad cause I’m not really willing go wading through dozens and dozens of women trying to find a girl that’s into stuff like that
>>11460379>>11460332I do have an aneros, but I guess I wrote it off as not worth it and moved on to other toys. Looks like it's time to get back to basics and figure it out.>>11460619I'm trying to cut out porn but I think you're onto something here. Maybe physically mimicking an orgasm like that gets you into the right mindset. Interesting.
>>11460558underrated
>legendary sized Rexx arrived finally after almost 2 months from ordering it on black friday>big fucking toy>can only get the tip of the head in >too scared and horny to properly try and insert the toy over its sheer girth and weight>blank out and cum from having such a fat dildo finally and it hot dogs me If/when I can get this fucker to actually set in me, I will be golden with my anal adventures. I can use it to stretch and play with any other weird knotted/designed toy. Its about an inch and a half in diameter from my usual big boy toys I can use, but it's not such an extreme increase from my range of toys, so it's very much possible. Absolutely a monster though still
>>11460928oooh show me the toy anon
>>11460928Within two months you'll need to get a bigger one
>>11459765what firmness is that? thinking about getting one but probably in hard.
>>11460804She was very vanilla when we met, we had lots of very good vanilla sex and I've slowly introduced things to her. When she's had questions or felt insecure about things we've talked about it. She has some fairly trad values around family and the roles that men and women should have and she is very submissive to me in all aspects of life. I think that's the secret, a woman who feels truly secure with you will do anything for you happily, including domination. She knows that I can take over whenever I need/want to and that means she's secure enough to take over for a bit.TLDR: go find a good woman who will communicate with you properly and she will indulge your degenerate kinks happilyFor the thread: Has anyone tried the Aliexpress fuck machines? If so what should I be looking for to find a decent one?
>my submissive trad wife dresses me up in girl clothes and fucks me with a huge strap-onWhat the actual fuck am I reading?
>>11460216>>11460220>>11460327Nice to see someone appreciated this, thanks! ;3 I will try something bigger next time, maybe
>>11461101Not trad, just normal. Not political, not a feminist, not religious. Likes it when I use a power drill or pick her up. Women like that are out there anon, don't believe all the demoralisation on here.
>>11461109hey anon, me too!mine doesn't get into the role too well though, and pretty much never initiates it but it's still pretty good! any suggestions? I tried confidence boosting and getting her to be more assertive but no luck so far. Sucks being a switch
>>11461148Mine never initiates, I have to suggest it. To start with I did some searching around and found a femdom role play script for her to follow (check out r*ddit user cutemoan99) written in a really female friendly way. I read the first bit and then left the rest as a surprise, it was fun. Introduced her to faproulette too, there's some fun couple stuff on there with various levels of degeneracy.
>>11461176ahh yeah tried faproulette for a bit. it's all fine until it's randomly like "NOW SMEAR CRAP ON YOUR FACE, TAKE PICS, AND SEND IT TO MY EMAIL ADDRESS" and they can get really forced too.. haven't tried a roleplay script yet, will give it a go. cheers.
Are app-linked buttplugs worth it or just a meme? I've been curious about them for a while.
I want to enjoy anal but I feel like I have a lot of shame/anxiety that really gets in the way. Like I can’t help but have an intrusive “what would dad think?”-esque thought that ends up ruining everything
>>11461239It helps to get into the right mental space. You need to be horny enough where you won't be distracted by those kinds of thoughts, but not so horny that you overdo it and go too far, especially if you're new to it.
>>11461221In my experience, only worth it if you can find the right person to run your app. I had just about written off my Lovense before I finally got someone that controlled it well while we played games together, giving me soft waves when I sid good and sudden spiky ramp ups when I was being too slow responding and such. Put me in a nice, submissive mood. I haven’t done that in a while and now I’m thinking I should aim for it this weekend.>>11461239The shame is part of what I like, personally. Bringing myself to a point where I feel like maybe I’m going too far, and then getting called a good girl in the midst of those feelings, and how I start craving those “good girl”s like lifelines in the shame of it is so addictive for me.
>>11460452>>11460460 I also got one of these Chinesium dildos. I knew from the price that it wouldn’t be proper material. Haven’t bothered to lighter test it, but it just doesn’t feel like any of my silicone toys - feels like it’s cut with plastic or something. That said, mine is the balance of soft-hard I was expecting, and fortunately, I think condoms are kind of hot and always planned on using them with it. A Magnum XL fits mine perfectly, and gives me good, horny feelings to have a pack of those to open when it’s time to get stuffed
>Don't feel like fucking my ass>Open this thread>Suddenly feel like fucking my ass
>>11461274Have you found Lovense to be reliable? I've seen reviews noting that the motor sometimes dies pretty quickly.
>>11460452Got one of these a bit ago, just lighter tested it and it produced white ash. Im pretty sure the one I got is safe to use.
>>11461290It's meim the one who is specifically sending assfucking beams to you through the interwebs so you become a buttslut
>>11457658Being curious is what makes you human, Anon. You found a thing that is on the same level as jerking off with a pocket pussy, putting things up your butt is simply stigmatized by society.Remember, just like you, many other hides their fetish, not just butt stuff. Just because you might seem like a freak going into a den of freaks to talk about kinky stuff, you are not alone, just self aware.To live is to experience, being ashamed by it is a fools errand. In moderation of course.
Goals?- recieve 1/2l lube creampie getting pegged by my medium nocturne- buy a sex machine- be able to knot my large hydra
>>11461303I've bought three toys from them. One toy's motor did die in a month or two. I sent it to customer support along with a video and they sent me a new one free of charge.
>>11461274>me in a nice, submissive moodGod, I love that part. A little anal stimulation turns me into mush.The worst thing about anal masturbation is the knowledge that there COULD be someone to scoop me up into their arms and pet my head, or lie on top of me. It feels so good to be gently handled after anal.God, I want some post-anal snuggles right the fuck now, dammit.
>>11461176Mine will, but, rarely completely follows through. I can't exactly blame her for it, the usual pattern is she initiates, tries to do it, gets overwhelmed/overstimulated, then is out of commission to finish. It's honestly kinda cute, but nonetheless frustrating. Best results come from her just using sex toys by hand, but then she can get bored. Which, I also can't exactly be too harsh about
>>11461239No lie, a faproulette / sissy instruction video helped. I had rolled a self bondage -> anal -> hypno activity, and in the processes of doing it, I had to get naked and tie myself up. I was totally vulnerable, if someone kicked in my door I would not have enough time to get my hands free much less cover up. I live alone. The door is locked. I am in a safe neighborhood. But as I laid there tied up I felt scared. So before I did anything I had to slow my brain down and work through the negative thoughts. I had to come to terms with my anxiety and discomfort. The hypno just so happened to be one that walked through the relaxing part of auto-hypnosis. It took a bit to calm down but it helped a lot. A calm mind is better able to indulge in the subtle pleasures. I don't remember which hypno I listened to.
>>11459655>Is there any way to tear my asshole easier since I prefer when it hurts?yeah just don't wash or lube up, maso idiot. or if you don't want to die young and don't want to only be able to find tops who are into scat, then learn to get off while being clean and wet. you want as little friction as possible to avoid injury, and dry skin, insufficient (i.e. anything less than copious) amounts of lube, and fecal matter will cause friction and thus injury.>>11459715>are aneros that great?no, only certain people can get off on them, you have to be already quite sensitive. you can train yourself to some degree, but if you're at the "never tried anything before" stage then you will have almost no chance that you'll get the positive feedback that you're doing it right when you train. it really is more like an advanced toy for people who know where their sweet spot is, and idk why so many people recommend it as a starter toy. cuz it's small?>I'd rather have some automatic do it for meit's not automatic, it's more like halfway between doing kegels and just involuntary muscle movement. it's not easy to control how the (very weak) stimulation arrives. this makes them convenient for day-long assplay, but if you have a day job and contribute to society, you don't have time for that.> maybe I'll try a finger firstthe advantage of fingers is that they are free. the disadvantage is that you probably won't be able to make yourself cum. and i don't really enjoy doing prep and cleanup all just so that i don't cum, but hey that's just me. some people can get off with their own fingers, lucky bastards, but if fingers were all it took for most people, then there'd be a lot more dudes in this world who got curious just one time and got addicted to anal.just get an njoy magic wand. the thing is engineered for homing in on the prostate and getting you to discover how to cum with your ass.
>>11461468>and idk why so many people recommend it as a starter toy. cuz it's small?It genuinely is a good training toy.It's not super pleasurable on its own if you're just starting, unless you are blessed with the most sensitive bitch button in the universe, but it IS a small toy, usable with minimal understanding of how to get stuff in you well, usable to an extent even without lube, that is correctly shaped by default to help you find your prostate, and get you used to the sensations. I agree it's probably not the most good feeling toy, but it's absolutely good for beginners who are still learning the ropes about anal in general.
>>11461372At least they stand by their product. That's good to know. Thanks for the info, anon.
>>11461392If she gets overwhelmed by the process then get her to look at that script or find something similar. Mine was the same and having a script tell her what to do gave her a lot of guidance. Maybe just copying something from porn or a literotica story would work too. If it's the actual fucking she get overwhelmed by I'm not sure what to suggest!
>>11460660>"freshly back in action"My sides
>>11461303it was a significant problem with the Hush 1 at least. No problems with my Hush 2, except that they seem to have buried the bluetooth receiver somewhere deep inside of it so my phone has to be immediately next to me to enjoy remote vibration control
>>11461325The lighter test just shows whether it's silicone or not, it could 100% still be non body safe ie. not platinum-cured. should always use with a condom unless you're willing to gamble that the Chinese factory producing these en masse gave a shit.protip: they didn't
>>11461532Eeeeeeh. Platinum curing is a meme. Any non reactive metal with Silica (all of them) which can create a hard, non porous plating is good enough. I'd bet everything I wn on the fact the molds are cured with hard chrome, chrome 6. It gives cancer to the workers who electroplate it, but it will give the same non porous finish as platinim plating.
>>11461533Like I said, you wanna gamble with using a mystery 'silicone' chinesium toy cured under unknown conditions that may or may not lead to cancer over using a 20 cent condom when you use it, feel free.
I think I’m just too low libido for anal. I can never seem to get horny enough for it to “work”
>>11461534I suppose the only way to find out is with a scanning electron microscope...>>11461550Eh. Try taking cum production supplements, Zinc, L-Arginine, Lecithin. Libido is how much pressure is in your prostate. And drink more water.
>>11461564>scanning electron microscopeNTA, but what do you want to do with one? You would need to plate the silicon in a thin layer of gold if you want to check that.
>grow out hair for 2-2.5 years>first year mom keeps nagging me to cut it>stops nagging>just booked appointment to get a trim>"whatever you do, DON'T cut it, it would be a shame"okay
>>11461590Cool, but what does that have to do with shoving dildos up your ass?
>>11461598i was wearing a buttplug
>>11461598I wanna chime in and say my long hair if a form of social liberation in a similar manner to how shoving things up my butt is a form of liberation.Not the same form of freedom between the two but they both invoke something inside me that makes me so happy.
>>11461665>but they both invoke something inside me that makes me so happy.I get happy when there's something inside me, too!DOOOOHOHOHO
>>11461468idk, for me lots of lube end up feeling like jerking off on the shower, I have foreskin so idk how relatable that is for people without it but it feels like nothing and everyone agrees it becomes harder to cum on the shower because of how it just slides off and doesn't feel like much
>>11461468>just get an njoy magic wand. the thing is engineered for homing in on the prostate and getting you to discover how to cum with your ass.i have personally had the opposite experience to everyone on this thread the njoy wand makes me feel numb while my lovense edge 2 has gotten me closer to orgasm than anything else
>>11461290>>11461331
>>11461794>>11461331>>11461290kek
>>11457103I like this dildo, but it doesnt have a suction cup base so I cant use it with a fucking machine. Has anyone else had this issue and figured out a solution? I had the idea of putting this bracelet around the base of the dildo, and using it as a sort of harnes, and then tying that ring to the shaft of the machine to hold it in place. It worked until the rope all fell to the bottom of the bracelet, causing it to fall off.
>>11461914im not saying you shouldbut you could drill a small hole at the base of the shaft and superglue in something that could interface with it
Is it normal for lube to spread basically uncontrollably during a session? Like it starts on the dildo, then it gets on my ass, then on my legs, then my fingers, and basically just spreads like a virus. It feels like I have to be careful what I touch so I dont get lube on things like my phone, the walls, the floor, etc. Or is this just a skill issue and I'm retarded?
>>11461955The lube might be too thin. I like thick toys so I usually get lube all over my ass, but it doesn't go any further down my legs. I do keep a towel nearby for my hands though since I personally don't like getting lube on my dick. Unless I'm also playing with a sleeve, but then I'd still want to keep my hands dry so the sleeve doesn't slip out of my hand.
>>11461955That's my experience with oil and silicon based lubes. Water based lubes dry out too quickly to make a real mess.Just use a bunch of towels and only touch the lube itself with your left hand.
>Find a position that gives me a tingly sensation in the prostate >Move to the floor because I'm afraid things can get messy>Chase that feeling, feel a bit overwhelmed with the sensation but breathe deeply and try to stay calm, start leaking pre like crazy>Suddenly legs start shaking and let a lot of liquid out >Scared I just peed my carpet but just let it out, the sensation is not as pleasurable as I expected >It doesn't smell like pee at all but it was a lotWas that prostate fluid? Did I finally make it?
>>11462005imo the peak is a dry orgasm (no cum involved, for me at least, but ymmv), which can potentially last a really long time; you'll definititely know once you're there. some people (like me) end up forcing the piss out of their bladder though prostate stimulation, and personally i find that although it's annoying, you kinda just have to let it happen and milk all or most of the piss out before you can actually come proper. i think it's a good sign + you're headed in the right direction
about how much should i downscale flared head diameter vs maximum shaft diameter i can take to see what ill be able to fit?
>>11458476Your girlfriend's dick?
>happily fingerpunching my prostate>small piece of anal lining on my fingerHow much heal time do you sluts usually take for this? Is my asshole out of comission for a week?
I think I just had a dry orgasm. It felt amazing and strange. Just felt really warm and good and like tingly and started crying a little. I kinda had something similar before but this time it lasted much longer like 2-3 mins or something. It felt so good.>>11462126I only do it once a week. But I think maybe 2 or 3 days rest would be fine. If you wanna be safe then give it a week I guess.
>>11462058Upscale it be a man
>only do buttstuff quite infrequently>get the urge>lube up and go for it>feelsgoodman.jpg>next day>stomach is churning, diarrhea, extremely bloated>also for some reason ravenously hungry at the same time>uh well cought some weird stomach bug, guess no more anal for now>put my stuff away, lube catches my eye>it's kinda yellow>compare it to a second one I have, it's clearly yellow when it should be clear. Also the smell is slightly different>open the cap for closer inspection>it's filled with some orange slime>mfw I fucked myself with the rancid slime mold lube that makes you hungry
>>114621831)thats horrible2)kek
>>11462183Do you fuck yourself in the dark or what? How did you miss orange slime going in your ass?
>>11462183what the fuck anon
Do you guys really swap between multiple dildos are just stick to one? I'm overwhelmed looking at the fantasy toys
>>11462183congrats on taking the virginity of an acid slime
>>11462183Im more impressed that a slime mold can even grow in a bottle of lube
>>11462259I have a Blush Neo Elite that I started with from the guide in the OP, a Faxi from Nothosaur and a plug from Neotori.The Blush is good for a quicker session where I don't want to get distracted with a knot and just want to feel good with the least distractions possible, but sometimes you want to get stretched out.There's a lot of fun options out there, if something grabs your attention just ask for reviews. The anal acrobats here probably own a few million dollars worth of dildos collectively.
anyone knows some good places to find JOIs for anal. I'm looking for something that could be interactive yet fun to do.
>>11461794i need the original image please
>>11462347
>>11462259In a single session, sometimes but not more than maybe 2 toys. I'll use a smaller one or a plug to get started if I feel a bit too tight for what I want to use.If you mean over my lifetime, yeah of course. I have different toys for different purposes as well as "outgrowing" some. Like sometimes I just want to buzz my prostate rather than thrust a bunch so I'll use a toy that's specificially designed for it.If you're buying a larger fantasy toy I'd recommend a warmup toy for sure.
>>11462259I use up to like 6, sizing up each time, it kinda helps me stretch a little more dynamically and lets me fantasize about getting railed by a bunch of different cocks
>>11462348thank you very much
>>11462259You need one small, unsatisfying toy for warm up, one practical toy that hits the spot for when you're ready to cum, and one monstrous giant for when you have all day. But you have to buy a lot more to find the ones you like, especially in the second category.
>>11462207I agree. Sort of funny in hindsight now that my stomach has settled. It's been a few days.>>11462244look I was horny and there was dim light and I just grabbed the bottle and went for it. The lube itself was also just slightly tinted, not full on yellow and the orange gunk was only visible if you take the cap of and look inside. I will be inspecting closer in the future.>>11462282>>11462282I don't know what exactly it was. I'm assuming it was either a slime mold or bacterial biofilm
>>11462259I have six or so that see regular use but I generally only use two or three in one session. They're all different shapes though, so provide different sensations. If you're new and don't know what to get, you can't go wrong with something vaguely human-like, something shorter with a knot and something bulbous like HodgePodgeEntourage's Changeling.
>>11460224Why does it look like Batman's cock
Anyone here use lidocaine to keep from stroking their dick while doing anal?
>>11462259I swap across 2-3 depending on how much I wanna stretch my assFeels good
>>11462577just train the boybitch inside of you anonyesterday i was laying down on my bed licking out a stroker trying to get in the mood, dildo laying on my chest, and the fantasy of>im just using what i can to get in the mood to fuck my ass, fuck dude this is a bit annoying... maybe i should try fucking my ass AND using a stroker at the same time?somehow became>daddy is whoring my tongue out to a woman before he fucks me. hes bragging about me to her by letting me eat her out.and it made me spill my boyjuice all over my self without ever touching my dick (kinda to my annoyance)and like a good bitch, I made sure to keep daddy happy and gave him some prostate kisses on his tip for making me cum even though i wasnt in the mood anymore
Lately I've been thinking about buying a cage and a vibrating plug. Seems like it might be a fun combo.
>>11462607Unless you have a tiny dick or already broke it with girlpills, cages are mostly larping. Which is fine, if you set your expectations to about the same level of cute clothes.
>>11462632It would just be larping, for sure. I'm more going into this with the thought of it being a hot situation rather than it being any sort of lifestyle or permanent kind of deal.
>>11462632>flat cages are mostly larpingfixed that for yout: 3 months in a properly sized chastity cage without HRT or a microdick
>>11462637Then go for it, it's a different experience at least. Make sure you get one with multiple rings, that way you aren't screwed with a wrong size on your first try.>>11462638You either have a microdick (condolences or congratulations, idk your tastes) or your dick size barely varies between resting and erect.Half of the chastity thread is gooners thinking they prevent erections when all they do is push your cock inwards and squeeze your balls if you aren't wearing a belt or have a perfectly sized ring.Fun for brokedick havers, average to annoying for everyone else.
>>11461097I've got the fredorch f21s, it's the only machine I've ever used. I use it pretty frequently. It is a bit light (I weigh it down with dumbbells) and the build quality isn't great, basically just sheet metal wrapped around the servo motor. 200W power, not enough to force a knot in, but it doesn't stall out during normal use at all. It is controllable via bluetooth which is pretty neat, I use it sometimes with Xtoys, though usually I just use the remote that came with it. The wireless features aren't the best, it won't sync to funscripts or anything fancy like that, though you can have it cycle through various modes in a pattern. On Xtoys you can control the in/out balance and depth on the fly. Max stroke length is 5.9 inches, and it has 16 length settings overall. The shorter the length, the quicker it can fuck, though I don't think it can go nearly as quick as a rotary machine. Max speed it usually fucks quicker than guys in videos. You can get the machine for $350 USD before extra fees (tariffs and shipping).I've had it for 2 years now, but I don't expect it to last forever though.
>>11462533Why do you know what Batman's cock looks like?Kinda gay
>>11462586How though, how do I train it
>>11462716Hismith premium 3 is better
Got a Hismith and I'll finally have time this week to use it. Can I get any pattern or tease recommends for xtoys that anons enjoy?
>>11462790This is what keeps being shilled, but how would you know? Just how many anons here own multiple fucking machines to able to compare them?I have an f21s and not only is it cheaper than anything hismith sells at that range, it's a servo motor so you can adjust depth on the fly. The closest hismith model that does that is the servok and those chinks think it's worth almost 2k, lmao.
>>11462660>You either have a microdick>or your dick size barely varies between resting and erectfalse and false. I'm a huge grower with heavy balls and an incredibly stretchy ballsack, so the cage shouldn't fit me at all in theory, right? wrong. with the proper fit anyone can get it to work, and whilst erect the erection is contained inside the pubis like you kind of mentioned. if you buy a shitty chinese device without proper sizing, of course it's not going to fit. just because you're not going to put in the necessary effort and research into wearing chastity seriously or if just too retarded for this kink, it doesn't mean that it's physically possible only for "brokedick havers".t: flaccid 5cm, erect 16cm. convert to inches yourself if you must
>>11459113Asked in previous thread, but didn't get an answer. Anyone know a dildo like this or pic related that's dual density? Flare, knot, suction cup, and firm core+soft skin would be perfect. Seems hard to find tho
Do you mix lube in a glass or plastic bottle by shaking it, or some kind of bowl by stirring it? I mixed xlube in a bottle once and it was full of "bubbles", i couldn't tell if it they were tiny bubbles or undissolved particles.
Felt cute might fuck myself in the ass later.
I would watch anon fucking himself in the ass btw.
>>11462183kek
>spend long weekend playing with various toys (milk it plug, knotted dildos, normal dildos, hismith)>never really goes anywhere>go to bed last night and idly fantasize about a 3some with a cute boy and a cute girl>RANDOM FUCKING PROSTATE ORGASM OUTTA NOWHERE that overpowers me and leaves me a trembling messwhat the fuck was that?
>>11462183This nigga got raped by a slime monster.
>>11462865I have tried both yesOr you could just look at the specs and some reviews lel
If anybody wants to play with my butt while I do some work, I'll be plugged for like two hours.https://c.lovense-api.com/t2/8jxhtkmu?share_type=103
Thought I'd found a good thick water-based lube on amazon, but they ran out of stock so I bought x-lube instead. Made a super thick batch of it and holy fucking shit the toys needed barely any warmup. Cleaning it up afterwards is a nightmare but it's well worth it
>>11463029hot is what it is
>>11463192what the fuck is in poppers and what do they do
>>11463192I know this thread is pretty lax about off topic posting but a photo of the inside of your fridge is really not relevant
>>11463216The joke anon made is fairly on topic, I'd say it's fine in this case.
>>11462942ive looked all over and its hard to find dual density on anything fantasy its a real shame seems an untapped market
> 40 minutes of ass fucking > 40 minutes of cleanup eugh. i need to get back into more normal habits. i haven't jacked off normally in months now >>11463241what exactly is the appeal of dual density? i seen it get thrown around alot but never understood it
>>11463243get something dual density and you will understand. the inner part is a firm and the outer layer is soft and squishy. The effect is that it feels soft to the touch and the outer layer is way more gentle but overall its also way less floppy, and winds up being the best of both worlds.I got the recommended dual density neo elite a while back and its now my go to, it made everything else i have mostly obsolete which is a shame because its also boring. Not only does dual density just make it better in general, i think it should greatly benefit fantasy toys which tend to be on the bigger side. For something big you really want some give to it, but if the whole thing is soft its too floppy. dual density would solve this.I imagine there is still a lot of potential to go when it comes to combining different firmness of silicone more dynamically than they currently do. you could even potentially have pockets of some kind of lubricant trapped inside so the layers can slide past each other some, and then engineer the design so that it moves in interesting ways as forces are applied.For now though, just having something that is both soft and stiff is a huge improvement over single density options.
>>11463243So fuck your ass for twice as long
I need a machine small enough to carry with me to a hotel room for example but it can also pound me well.Amy suggestions?
>>11463370a girlfriend named Amy who will peg you
>>11463045>it's better for reasons I won't go into, because I said so and so did reviews, somewhereOk thanks.
>>11463045I'm the anon who asked originally about machines, can you please go into some details about why its better? Is it worth the 150% price as a first machine? I was looking at some of the cheaper ones, are they just a waste of money?
>>11463370Hismith premium 3
>>11463243>i haven't jacked off normally in months nowHow often do you do it?
bratty asshole...dildo correction is needed...
>>11463265Isnt there a stupidly expensive one that has retractable foreskin, dual density balls etc that supposedly feels like the real thing? Realcock or some shit?
>>11462988Play your cards right and you can be the one fucking my ass
>starting to get random sensations in my prostate >warm feeling that radiates up to my benis, a little pressure like I have to peeGood sign or did I hurt myself? Been playing with my ass on and off about a year and just recently started getting more intense sensations.
>>11463515might be an inflamed prostatego to a fucking doctor
>>11463515>>11463546Just massage it out.
Slight problem, as soon as anything bigger than 2 fingers gets in I can't help but leak precum as if I was pissing.
>>11463493We would be so powerful if the tagmap worked
>>11463583How is that a problem?
>>11463467Yeah I think it was from RealDoll, same makers as the silicone companions from back in the day. Expensive AF, like $500
>>11463589it doesnt work because nobody uses it because everyone here is an autistic straight shutin
>>11463593It's too messy for bedplay.
>>11463617Why would you fuck your ass in bed?
>>11463626It's more comfortable there.
>>11463630I'd never take the risk.
>>11463029Never as long as you're describing I think, but I've gotten "aftershocks" like that before. Not exactly common, but, as someone who usually goes directly to the shower after anal, I've had a few post-anal cums in the shower afterwards. Hot, but underwhelming in my experience. I WISH it was like, doubling me over, and cumminf everywhere, but alas.
What tags do you use in tagmap?
>>11463631Then you don't know how to clean and prepare properly.
>>11459765Uuhhhhg fucking hot. I think I know what my next dildo is gunna be.>>11460991Seconding this guy. What size did you get, and what firmness?
>>11463583Are you sure you're not pissing?>>11463626I only fuck my ass on my bed (・_・?)I put a towel below me but its just a safety thing its usually completely clean
>>11463753It's almost certain that I prepare more thoroughly than you.
>>11463589I've tried messaging people near me but get no replies
>>11463761That's him right there officer, the bed shitter
>>11463589I've used it but there's only one retard near me
>>11463761>Are you sure you're not pissing?I though that the first couple of times but after analyzing it closely, it doesn't look like piss, smell like piss, taste like piss and it has the same consistency as precum.
>>11463841Either you're bad at cleaning or have a severely american diet. You shouldn't see any brown if you're doing things right.
>>11463916I'm not the one making excuses for bed shitting
>>11463918Why are you shitting generally??
>>11463880Why would you taste your own piss...fuckin degens
>>11463918Expired Doritos are excuse enough.
>>11463880>it doesn't taste like pissHad experience?
>>11463930Yeah.
>>11463932What was the appeal for you?
>>11463933Not sure really, it was a one time thing and never again, I guess at the time it was about it being a "sexual fluid" in some way and there being a lot of it, I can't produced that much cum and as soon as I reached the orgasm I almost never felt like eating it, but I could piss before reaching an orgasm, it was a lot and the pressure felt nice on my face, the taste isn't my thing but the feeling of it hitting you was exciting and I wouldn't mind doing it again but I don't masturbate in the shower anymore so I haven't tried it in years.
>>11463937>I guess at the time it was about it being a "sexual fluid"That's dumb as hell.It's funny, none the less.
>>11463933Oh right, one more thing, when I was young I saw this one video of women laying on their head with their backs against each other pissing like a fountain and it was probably one of my first erections if not the first, while piss isn't really my fetish I guess being exposed to it at a young age made me more accepting of it.
>>11463921It's a biological function
>>11463714Analgen
>>11463929Doritos don't fuckin expirego stale, sureexpire? No.
>>11464041Tell that to my pants.
>>11458888why are you taking the sewerslvt drugs
>oh hey the delivery site hasnt said much about my new dildo wonder how thats going>they couldnt deliver it because apparently my address is wrong even though it's correct even if you just put it raw into googlei am going to kill someonehow does netori handle this? i gave them my email and phone number, so are they going to just ask for my adress again and resend it?
>>11464282>even if you just put it raw into googleI bet you loved every second of putting it in raw didn't you you dirty little buttslut.
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