>What is this?A place to share and discuss the piss, shit, farts, sweat, smell, burps, etc. of VTubers. We maintain a collection of real instances that have happened on stream, fanart, and fanfic stories. Reminder: visible scat is not allowed in /d/>Why "ringo"?>>>/vt/5422936 tl;dr /vt/ memes that lead to euphemisms for piss (ringo), shit (choco), farts (braps), and sweat (water)>The usual BRAAPBrowse stories and greentext: https://rentry.org/ringotextRentry links: https://rentry.org/vtuberingo2Artworks collection: https://mega.nz/folder/T81nEZJI#3rwtDHdd7RExZNH7k6A2xAAnon's creations: https://mega.nz/folder/aCpmnIDY#a6wR-s7376_R3HWvM6KEggPrevious thread: >>11452225
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With all the chuubas playing Yapyap, it's a shame this is the only fanart of pissyuk I can find.need laimu naked poncho lift cheeky standing high pressure pov golden shower like the ones ミアたん makes.
>>11483630Fuck I wish Vivi would audibly fart or something that toilet audio really blueballed me
>>11483650I feel like it's only a matter of time for Vivi
>Okayu and Korone discuss fun colors of pisshttps://youtu.be/D13s4darl2o?t=573>Vivi peed her bedhttps://youtu.be/GwUWakdHm14>Botan splattered piss everywherehttps://youtu.be/pqC0c4i6I9Y
>Kumi asks if shit is supposed to float or sink (hers floats)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BC1c5u-4Y3A>Kumi pushed out a huge turd so quickly and effortlessly that she's legitimately concerned (/ringo/ clip aside, this whole video is just a perfect summary of The Kumi Watching Experience)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdOYiTPE9zQ&t=377s>Kumi mutes to fart three (four?) times in 30 seconds (sound is a chat redeem sfx)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0K4JaLqFn0&t=3576sMy summary of the third clip makes it sound uninteresting, but it's all in the details. Although I can only judge from my own standpoint where my enjoyment has little to do with hearing the sound itself, so others might find it lacking. Anyway, this is constantly happening on stream, this is just a sample of a particularly egregious incident.More funny than hot, but:>Classic VTuber"I need to attend an urgent idol meeting.">Modern VTuber"I really have to pee.">Kumi"I am fucking EDGING my PISS!!!" (actual quote)
>>11484119She’s a /ringo/ goldmine, but I just can’t stand all the constant screaming and chat TTS,
>>11484103Botan could splatter piss all over my face any time, if you know what I mean.
>>11484142Sucks that those chuubas are usually that are generous. I can't tell you how many have filtered me because the fucking TTS is doing just as much talking as the streamer. It especially sucks whenever a clip refers to them farting but its just a damn sound alert
Officially been over 2 weeks since Daisy last posted to her Fansly. Feel so bad for anyone that paid for the 25$ sub tier
>>11484333lmao she just posted not long after you posted this, blaming her WiFi. No way her WiFi is so bad she can’t make texts posts and upload small files.
dumbass fucking hoes only know how to lie
>Towa roleplays pooping herselfhttps://youtu.be/dJe9gP5wDqA>Kana knows what tummy hort means for herhttps://youtu.be/d5zS1wC9bno>Subaru pooped in Miko's toilet, farted in front of herhttps://youtu.be/ylBFWi2pgM0>Koyori reports on the asshole washing streamhttps://youtu.be/eOXX8_uHWkk>Ririka also never uses a bidethttps://youtu.be/fVQDV8vpJvY
>>11484544It's always either her WiFi or she's perpetually on her period. I think she's just menhera (and not in the fun way). Wasn't there some anon crashing out that she scammed him at one point?
guaranteed she has one of her little piggies or her boyfriend watching the thread lol
If you have such bad wifi you can't even upload one single image of your tits or a fart then why would you try to be a streamer
>>11484800why would you need wifi for a phone?
Numi took a huge shit and sent the picture to Michihttps://www.twitch.tv/videos/2713315950?t=1h59m47s
does vivi have choco art yet?
>>11484873she also talks about her wifi like it's some unruly pet. "sorry guys wifi is acting up" "wifi is being bad today" "having someone come over soon to help with wifi" my guess is "wifi" is codeword for something else or she's really just lazy as fuck lol. she readily admits she has a boyfriend so maybe he's starting to get upset his gf is farting for strangers once a month
>>11485169barely anything considering her clips>3 sets behind paywallhttps://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/137766599https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/137504770https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/124815212that last one has one sample choco image, and the egg-laying version is on kemonohttps://files.catbox.moe/fz9nkn.pnghttps://kemono.cr/fanbox/user/86446043/post/8962935
>>11485183current peak of Vivi choco is anon's sloppahttps://catbox.moe/c/jtj7s9
>>11485184>>11485183ai is truly for the people. why pay some gatekeeping jew when you can set it and forget it, go to work, and come back to a 3x5 grid of vivi logs all at the expense of three hamsters.
>>11484935Michi eating the wrong kind of fiber while proteinmaxxing and accidentally producing a rock hard mega girthy shit is fantastic
>>11485183>>11485184great stuff thanks
>>11485183what about nene?
>>11482207https://files.catbox.moe/7bthci.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/n4rkjx.png
>>11485218(coprophagia warning)https://kemono.cr/fanbox/user/27472745/post/10997060Also check the art mega in the OP
https://x.com/i/status/2032664529570586715Clear audio of Kumi farting finally. It see like it always happens on someone elses stream
>>11485283https://files.catbox.moe/pbcfcg.mp4 was pretty clear though?
>>11485283She did it a few more timeshttps://www.twitch.tv/crelly/clip/CarelessCleverEmuFeelsBadMan-GwEnN_QlgLZKmbWBhttps://www.twitch.tv/crelly/clip/KathishElatedTurtleArgieB8-QiwKwl5mMXWRTGrRhttps://www.twitch.tv/crelly/clip/ProtectiveConfidentYogurtAliens-JRPCx9M8mvHSUS6vUnfortunately none of them were very good.
whoever's been adding nijisanji choco and brap art to the mega is a legend. that stuff is so good
https://www.twitch.tv/pokamipoka/clip/AffluentDullLasagnaHassanChop-OLvyRwBRJ97SeR8uhttps://www.twitch.tv/pokamipoka/clip/SuperEmpathicPorpoisePeteZaroll--JVikdSM0mvvNlLBhttps://www.twitch.tv/pokamipoka/clip/MotionlessBadBatteryShadyLulu-3iumx5AcpMjVm5FXhttps://www.twitch.tv/pokamipoka/clip/SoftConsiderateAsparagusKappaRoss-gdo_5kRRElYRECW6
>>11485444https://kemono.cr/fanbox/user/15987561This guy’s art is so good I don’t even watch Nijis and it does it for me.
>>11484935I'll never understand how Numi is so openly disgusting but draws the line at even burping on stream
5 years ago there was some indie vtuber that went semi-viral for pissing into a can, does anyone remember who that was?
I see people who caught it live have already posted about this as I was working on this post, but:Kumi and Crelly had a collab. The whole thing is full of them being gross and weird like you'd expect, but the most notable part is that Kumi decided not to mute her farts!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OlPn_F-cdwI think the stream was super entertaining and funny even besides /ringo/, but I can't really ask you to watch 4 hours of video just for that. So, some timestamps:2:07 - 5:39 : fart talk; Kumi claims she's not gassy today (FALSE), claims her "shart" clip was instead her pushing so hard she peed a little (inclined to believe this, actually)15:54 : kumi fart 1? (might be something else tho)49:33 : Kumi tries to fart and nearly pees herself, runs off to the bathroom without muting but it's too far to hear anything (ft. Based Crelly)50:57 - 55:59 : shit/fart/piss talk; Kumi wiped her ass by reflex after peeing and there was brown on the paper anyway, Crelly pees the bed every single time she sleeps without panties, Kumi sometimes pushes on her full bladder for fun (?!)1:23:47 - 1:28:12 : fart/burp talk; both try and fail to fart, discussion on Mega's and Koko's infamous burp clips1:29:08 : KUMI FART 21:31:23 : KUMI FART 31:29:08 - 1:33:40 : fart/burp talk; Kumi demonstrates that her tracking picks up the "fart lean" and one slips out (see: fart 3), Crelly tries but can't1:34:40 - 1:36:58 : fart talk; Kumi claims the "chair" was by far the loudest she ever farted and most are normal (RIP)1:56:07 : supposed kumi fart 4 (completely inaudible due to the cough, only noting to not fuck up the numbering)1:57:04 - 1:58:03 : fart talk(cont'd in next post)
2:05:33 - 2:06:51 : fart/burp talk2:07:38 : this isn't /ringo/ but god I love this sneaky reference to her "other activities"2:26:15 : KUMI FART 52:26:15 - 2:28:38 : fart/burp talk3:18:56 : KUMI FART 6 (CLEAN AUDIO) (ft. Based Crelly)3:18:56 - 3:24:34 : fart talk; Kumi claims she only mutes on her own stream out of "pure defiance" at this point (RIP, why couldn't people be normal...), Crelly still trying to fart but can't3:36:15 - 3:47:19 : shit/fart/piss talk; both of them have had to resort to wiping with the shower curtain after peeing3:59:16 - 4:00:13 : fart talk; Crelly plans to guest on Kumi's stream and fart to make it even4:04:04 : Kumi agrees to sleep without panties to test if she has the same issue as Crelly (the next day she said she didn't wet the bed)I'd been building up a mental picture of Kumi's farts in my head based on our one known instance, but it's clear now that the "chair" was an extreme outlier. LumiiMari still the champion in terms of fart quality. (Mel was farting directly into the mic, which is based but can't really be judged the same way.)
>>11485597>>11485598Thanks for your service, anon o7Looking forward to hearing crelly fart too. I hope that stream actually ends up happening.
Kumi needs to get with Bao and maybe we can finally hear one of her farts.
>>11485597im a noob who doesnt recognize these two but having both farts and casual talks about gas is really hot, appreciate all the effort made for the time stamps
tomorrow marks 3 weeks since daisy posted any content on her fansly. anyone have a rip before she inevitably nukes it?
New thread new Mim:https://www.twitch.tv/meltymim/clip/SpinelessObliqueZebraThunBeast-aeLUNomWt1FsNyFK
Other than Mel and those random Chinese or Korean girls you see on YouTube, Skunkieloo seems to be the gassiest VTuber and have consistently the best sounding farts, not always long but good sound textureAnyone agree or disagree
>>11485668Waiting on her to get that dedicated ass mic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaKuCB2YfQ0Can someone download this video and upload it somewhere
>>11485043Ringo has gone mainstream...........
>>11485910https://gofile.io/d/6rze3cit's not even age restricted so i don't know why you need this, but here you go
>>11485933thanks, all the sites i knew to download yt vids dont work
>>11486019https://stacher.io/https://github.com/lay295/TwitchDownloader
>>11485701Someday, meanwhile another one:https://www.twitch.tv/meltymim/clip/WanderingFuriousStorkCoolStoryBro-egXwb9KpvMzQYg7F#
>3 minutes of shit/fart talk; Aquwa once took a shit so big it shook the floorboards when she flushed, Kumi talks about "frictionless wipes"https://youtu.be/CY4JRI_SY7M?t=157>Kumi and Aquwa discuss coffee making you shithttps://youtu.be/CY4JRI_SY7M?t=392>3 minutes of fart/burp talk (2silly4me tho), immediately followed by (not /ringo/) Kumi doing the thing where she hints at her "other self" againhttps://youtu.be/CY4JRI_SY7M?t=673>>11485226I never thanked you for this. Thanks.Speaking of that exact type of situation:>Kumi was already pulling down her panties before she was fully situated, tore them when pulling them back up because they were under her foothttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8FMWPvb4po&t=8813s>Kumi desperately tries to end stream properly before she shits herself (yes, this is the same single stream)https://www.twitch.tv/kumi/clip/FrailAdventurousVelociraptorPeanutButterJellyTime-9RRlNY9Ip7yjkmiIShe also farted audibly on her own stream for the first time, but the noise filter partially blocked it to the point that it doesn't sound like farting:https://www.twitch.tv/kumi/clip/GoldenLongLEDDancingBaby-mK9bo-OAqss0c-JpIf it weren't for the Crelly collab taking some of the edge off, this would be way more frustrating than it is. Not notable by itself, but it now "breaks the seal" of farting on her own stream, which might lead to future developments.All of this is within the same week. Jesus.Another observation: I think she doesn't understand that people are being legit fooled by the sound alerts. She uploaded this and thinks it's self-evident that it wasn't her (well, we know it isn't, but think from the perspective of someone less invested who doesn't know her streams):https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20sF1-0d3U4
this was your own fault daisy, you shouldn't have gone around scamming people. e-whores like yourself thrive off your reputation.
2 Mims today:https://www.twitch.tv/meltymim/clip/LightShortLettuceCharlietheUnicorn-ODZZuW5ua8hu76dihttps://www.twitch.tv/meltymim/clip/BillowingSleepyGarlicPermaSmug-YOoGOSK1RTm-OCK0#
Daisy just announced she's quitting Fansly.
>>11486965>only post actual content like 1-2 times a month>scam people>complain constantly >that'll be 35$ please!i mean is anyone surprised
>>11486965I hope you happy you ruined another one>>11486968she only posted that little because she didn't post the custom onesbut you had to be a dickhead about it
>>11487002Of course I'm happy to see a disingenuous menhera bow out. She sold people a 25$ subscription promising 3-4 fart videos a week and could barely manage 3 a month. She straight up lied again and again and treated paying customers like shit.
>>11484296>It especially sucks whenever a clip refers to them farting but its just a damn sound alertSpeaking of this, weeks back when I initially did research on Kumi, I found a clip, and have been slowly going insane since then, going back and forth on whether it's a sound alert or not. I finally decided to post it despite never reaching a conclusion:https://www.twitch.tv/kumi/clip/EmpathicFrozenJamMcaT-e-iHvN6gY-Tp0SatThe fart sounds on Kumi's stream are triggered by a single redeem option that picks one of like 20 different fart sounds (including a clip of the "chair"). What this means is that it isn't actually going through the dedicated sound alert system, which means there isn't a visual indicator that it's a sound alert. In some display configurations, you can see the "[user] redeemed LITERALLY_FART_RN" in chat, but this clip happens to be in one where you can't.It makes perfect sense as a situation. There are multiple minutes of silence preceding it in the full VOD, so it's clear that she was setting up while muted, had to fart, pressed the mute button by reflex which unmuted her, farted so loud she muttered to herself in shock afterwards, and noticed mid-sentence that she wasn't in fact muted. And the details of it only really make sense if exactly that happened. I also don't recognize this as a sound I've heard before as an alert, although I can never be sure since there's so many.If Kumi's stream was not getting these constant fart redeems, I would post this and have zero doubt it was real. But I just absolutely cannot trust any fart sound that has ever come from her stream. The fart from >>11486334 I only trust because it DOESN'T sound like a fart.
ringo+chocohttps://files.catbox.moe/95jh2y.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/pa7ucj.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/thoo8j.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/pdpqnq.jpg
chocohttps://files.catbox.moe/q8elk3.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/vqpzh3.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/13jezz.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/85vyon.png
https://x.com/Sonneflower/status/2034106493633769927https://x.com/Sonneflower/status/2033767553089343829https://x.com/Sonneflower/status/2034328839233655291Indie has been making a lot of fart-related or fart-adjacent tweets. Not sure if she's farted on stream yet but it seems the allure of brapposting has claimed another.
>>11487002>but you had to be a dickhead about itshut the fuck up retard worthless piece of shit she doesn't even know you exist
>>11487070Sorry anon, that clip is definitely fake. The fart sound even has some sort of reverb as it fades out, not to mention that it's way too cleanly isolated. There would also be no reason for her to have her mic on yet since that's still the starting screen. She just briefly toggled it on to react to the redeem.
>>11487139NTA but that might not be true. I talked with Daisy a lot and she tried to get me to be her "4chan agent" basically watching the thread and hyping her up. This other anon is probably in a similar boat.
>>11487141It was just a bunch of factors that happened to coincide making me think it could be real. To be fair, in the full VOD she was talking for a bit at the start.It was in particular the way the sentence cuts out mid-word in a way that doesn't make sense if she wanted to be heard, but I guess it's actually just slight mistiming on the re-mute. And in another coincidence, her genuine "what the fuck" reaction must be because it's the first time that particular sound was rolled (her head mod is the one who adds the fart noises to the rotation, not her).The reverb is definite proof it's fake though, so I'm just making excuses for why I was fooled.Anyway, the point here is that nothing can be trusted on her stream. I really wish it was a different vtuber that had this level of bowel issues. Transfer them to Mim and you've got the new Mel Nekomata.
>>11487160walking atms is all you faggots are. 2026 and you idiots still falling for the same shit kill yourselves
>>11487168of course they're walking ass-to-mouths, look at what thread you're in.
>>11487170the kumi faggots are next. are they just shilling the most milquetoast fake ass bitches in here nowbring it back to when we had real brappers or clips of indies accidentally letting one rip. now /ringo/ has become some sort of pandering general for bitches who just wanna make a quick buck. it's fucking cancer
>>11487171it used to be about the musical fruit maan
>Lamy knows the value of stink, sweat, and salivahttps://youtu.be/9SBrlSJJz4U>Ina considers tanking lactosehttps://youtu.be/UtVyETl0f50>Bijou loves how fart soundshttps://youtu.be/tJ4kTB5hA44?t=92>Dizzy denies farting for 4 minuteshttps://youtu.be/iIYSDxcEFXk>Kronii is full of shithttps://youtu.be/0al0Xka-ldQchocohttps://files.catbox.moe/n99t0l.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/fzd9oi.jpg
>>11487168I literally created a Fansly account just to buy from her and now that she ripped me off I never will buy from any e-whore again. Simmer down retard.
>>11487189You did not just mourn the loss of your shit ass ElonAI sloppa and call me a retard in the same post. That can't possibly be true, can it?
>>11487193>this retard actually spent money
>>11487193I don't give a fuck dude, I'd rather goon to ai than give money to some whore, deal with it
I think this is the first fart she doesn't announce? Can someone confirm:https://www.twitch.tv/meltymim/clip/DiligentHonorableHamsterOneHand-fUjVsfJ_V73bMSVF
>>11487186I wish there were dakis with choco content. I only ever saw one pic other than these. But no actual printed version.
>>11487194>>11487197Just bought a video from a tranny just to spite you two.
I'll offer my perspective as the person who more than likely is the reason Daisy decided to quit. I had offered a pretty large bounty on a type of video not allowed on Fansly. I offered her 150$ for a video of her pooping. Yes, 150$. She sent me her business email and told me to inquire there.Once we got there, she had some initial reservations. But I told her what I would like, reiterated I'd pay a frankly absurd amount for the video, and then she ghosted me for a few days. After she came back, she declined to produce the video. She also told me she let other people read our conversations and said I was being "manipulative" and trying to bribe her. Yes, bribe her. For trying to pay for content she offered to sell to me.I obviously felt a bit offended that she let other people read our DMs and then painted me as some kind of villain. I asked her how she would feel if I let other people read our DMs too, like how she talked about getting stood up by Takanashi Kiara in Japan or that she has a boyfriend. She said I was trying to blackmail her, and I realized it was going nowhere at this point, so I bowed out. A few months passed and a few days ago I offered her a chance to apologize and I'd be willing to purchase content she'd be more comfortable producing. I did this because I realized her Fansly was circling the drain. She responded with an LOL. I told her I don't have any ill will towards her and just want to try to buy some content, and she sent me a long rant calling me an asshole. Then early the next day she announces her departure from Fansly.
>>11487327trannies have a shelf life of about 41 years so congrats I guess? not sure what you're trying to prove here other than that you enjoy setting money on fire.>>11487443LOL bro thought he was a saudi prince getting his instagram hoe to shit in a bucket
>11487479Sorry, if you'd like me to respond to you I'll need you to post how much money is in your bank account right now.
Really loud Mim this time:https://www.twitch.tv/meltymim/clip/BlindingConcernedElephantKippa-7VxBCcS0xImoFyum?filter=clips&range=24hr&sort=time#
Twa…
kson and her hot friend ai talking about various ringo topics at about 1 hour 20 minutes in https://www.youtube.com/live/bIC_xK2JQKc?si=TVZgZ2O8vNLob3Z8
>>11487908
>>11487098I had thought you were reading too much into things, but, uhhttps://x.com/Sonneflower/status/2035565653508382859
>>11487443>$150>frankly absurd amountOf course it was some fucking NEET
>>11488621Tell me how I can make $150 as a NEET, I'm curious.
>>11488621Being paid 150$ to take a shit is frankly absurd. Even the most expensive scat vids out there typically do not cost more than 25-40$. Even a custom rarely goes past 100$ unless it's real wild shit like eating/smearing.
NEETs should all just kill themselves frankly. tired of my tax dollars being wasted to support the most useless members of society. especially when they try to spend it on shit like this.>>11488673you get dunked on by daisy and you get dunked on by anons on a basket weaving board. no wonder you are into scat lmao.
Oh it’s this guy again. I thought ge sounded kinda familiar.
Any experts here can explain what's happening to her?https://www.twitch.tv/meltymim/clip/CourageousSlipperyPeafowlMikeHogu-sthj9uBOd6XQRwVs
okay can we stop derailing the thread now
>>11488816Medicanon here. None of this is medical advice.She most likely has either IBS-C or IBD. Given the fact she typically only talks about needing laxatives, I'm guessing it's IBS-C (Irritable Bowel Syndrome Constipation type) because IBD is a whole other beast (though the symptoms can be similar). IBS as we currently understand it is a functional disorder. Basically the connection from your bowels to your brain is all fucked up and your bowel misbehave. Yanno, they're irritable. In her case her bowels are abnormally sluggish from what it seems like. When it comes to the long string of mucus coming out of her mimhole, that's related to this chronic irritability. Its normal for your bowels to produce extra mucus when they are experiencing inflammation or infection (like food poisoning, viral gastritis, excessive anal pounding, etc.). In IBS, your bowels basically constantly think they're inflamed and so produce an excess of mucus. This is especially prevalent when you are severely constipated, as your bowels will produce extra mucus in an attempt at lubricating the dry turd to get it moving through better. She likely experienced some paradoxical diarrhea as a result of her impaction. This is when loose, unformed stool and mucus is squeezed past the blockage of dry feces and you end up with diarrhea despite being constipated. Basically her body is trying to squeeze out this rock and it's squeezing out everything else in the attempt. She probably would benefit more from an enema rather than just laxatives, but I'm not her doctor. The foul smell is likely from bacteria fermenting sugars that have been trapped in her bowels by the constipation. If I were her doctor I'd recommend her to a nutritionist to help her understand what foods may be helping/harming her bowels in the long term. Generally speaking it can be bad to take laxatives for a long period of time for a variety of reasons.
>>11488965She always complains enemas never work on her and the only laxative that works is dulcolax. How bad is to take that one constantly?
>>11489018Dulcolax specifically I'd say no. There's many different types of laxative and of all of them, stimulant laxatives like dulcolax are the least likely to be recommended long term. Typically speaking you'll be using it for 5-7 days at most if you're using it over the counter. Under strict medical supervision you may see it used as part of a 4 week course but that's abnormal. The biggest worry with a stimulant laxative like dulcolax is causing a situation exactly like she described. Her bowels are now "lazy" and will be even more sluggish because they're relying on the presence of the stimulant to cause contractions. It's like how people addicted to caffeine end up being extremely fatigued if they don't get their daily dose. There's also risks of it severely messing with your electrolyte balance, especially potassium, which can cause all sorts of fucked up problems down the road like cardiac issues, musculoskeletal weakness, etc. On the short term side of things, it can make cramping in IBS much more painful as your bowels spasm. In general (once again not medical advice) it's safer and more effective in the long term to use a bulk forming agent like miralax. If I was her doctor (I'm not) I'd consider putting her on miralax and slowly tapering off dulcolax so the bowels have time to "catch up". Bulkier stools are easier to pass, especially if they're soft.
>>11489018>>11489089Back from errands so can expand on this. Once again, none of this is medical advice. A lot of people assume all cases of constipation are from having a huge brick of shit in your asshole blocking you up. While that is sometimes the case (especially when you've been constipated for a significant length of time), very often the case is actually the opposite. A relatively small but very hard and dry piece of poop clogged up inside you that refuses to move because the dynamics of your bowels favor moving long, soft stools more than thick, hard ones. To visualize this imagine you have a garden hose with a pebble stuck in it. Trying to squeeze that pebble out by hand would be a massive pain in the ass. Even if you run water through it, the pebble may get stuck on a kink or ridge somewhere and not fully clear. Now imagine it was a gummy worm in there instead. It's big and soft enough to can squeeze and manipulate it out, and if you sent water through the hose then it would shoot right out. You want your turds to be like gummy worms. Long, soft, bulky enough for your internal muscles to easily manipulate them (but not so bulky they cause issues on exit). Additionally, constipated poops actually tend to be SMALLER than a good, healthy turd because a lot of the bulk of a turd is water and the longer a turd remains in your bowels the more water is absorbed from it. This is why bulk-forming agents like miralax or psyllium husk can be so good for those with IBS. They absorb water into the poop and plump up so it becomes one soft, malleable log. The bulk of the poop also stimulates your bowels to contract and move things along. Dulcolax is only really good for solving an immediate constipation problem, I would highly recommend she look into other options if she wants to actually treat the underlying cause of her chronic poop problems.
>>11489177cont.Another thing to consider is women suffer from chronic constipation significantly more often than men do, they're up to three times more likely to have poop problems compared to men. There's a few anatomical and hormonal reasons for that.>Progesterone acts as a muscle relaxant in the body, this causes peristalsis (the contractions of your bowels that move your poo along) to become weaker. >Estrogen has a similar effect and also impacts the fluid balance in your body, leading to drier turds >Females have longer colons by a non-insignificant degree, on average the female colon is 10cm longer. This, combined with their other anatomical differences (presence of internal reproductive organs i.e. uterus, ovaries, etc. as well as a wider pelvis) makes their colon hang lower in their pelvis and have more twists and turns. This slows down stool transit even more and allows even more water to be absorbed>As a combination of all these factors and more, the time from eating food to pooping it out is much longer for females. For males, on average, it takes ~33 hours for food to go from your mouth to your butt. For females it is ~47 hours>Females are also just more at risk of IBS and when they get it it's more likely to be IBS-CBasically the deck is stacked against women when it comes to pooping normally. This isn't even taking into account how periods affect the bowels, which can cause all kinds of chaos. This is why "girl dinner" is actually catastrophic for most women. The food they eat doesn't add a lot of bulk to their stool and makes their poops these hard, dry pellets that are difficult to pass. Also, side note, it's been proven that female farts smell worse than male farts.
>>11489182>>11489177>>11489089Minor correction* Miralax is an osmotic laxative. Always get Miralax and Metamucil mixed up. Metamucil is the bulk-forming laxative. Miralax actually is better long-term then dulcolax though so technically not completely wrong.
So in other words her body is self lubricating in anticipation of the imminent rough anal sex
>>11489372It can swing both ways with someone who has IBS. They either hate anal sex because the pain associated with pooping, or they become fascinated with their butthole because so much of their life revolves around it. But either way, yes. Their butthole will typically make more mucus which could lubricate a cock thrusting in and out of it.
>>11489190So she said she has already tried all of those and food doesn't change anything, she even took 10x the recommended dose of Miralax and it did nothing to her, and she's been taking Dulcolax for 6 months, she knows she has to stop but nothing else works so she can't. At least she got out her blockage, but RIP Mim's bowels, they never had a chance.
>>11489908>she even took 10x the recommended dose of Miralax and it did nothing to her, and she's been taking Dulcolax for 6 months, she knows she has to stop but nothing else works so she can'tOnce again the problem is the Dulcolax has basically taught her bowels to be "lazy". They don't contract and push stool through on their own any more because they've become adapted to having the stimulant present. That's why I'd suggest starting Metamucil (to increase stool bulk) and slowly tapering off Dulcolax over a period of a few weeks (or potentially even months) for her. As her stools bulk up it will send stronger "contract now" signals to her bowels (the physical pressure of poop in her pipes causes the signals) that should help them move things along even as the Dulcolax load decreases. Miralax on its own can only do so much. Basically all Miralax does is pull water into the bowels. This can definitely help with relieving constipation but for serious cases like this it'll just give her more mucus/diarrhea and not really fix the underlying issue. Honestly from the way she's described her pussy being really tight and this pooping problem, there's a non-zero chance she has pelvic floor dysfunction on top of IBS. In fact it could even be ONLY pelvic floor dysfunction causing her pooping issues, though the presence of an abundance of mucus indicates to me it's likely she has IBS-C with possible PFD rather than just PFD. If I was her doctor I'd ask her if she ever has pain during penetration (even with just fingers), spasms while pooping (like her butthole is trying to clamp shut when it should be relaxing), feeling like she's not fully "emptying" when she goes poo, feeling like she has to "strain" when she poops. All of those would point toward PFD on top of IBS-C and would require a different treatment modality alongside the bulk-forming agent.
https://x.com/Sonneflower/status/2036867289350627619She's leaning in hard on the brap talk now. However, we must stand strong. Only begin supporting if and when we actually hear her rip one on stream.
Any sloppers here willing to make some Ina choco?
>>11489984Ask /vtai/, make them seethe
>>11489984Sure, I'll experiment a bit tomorrow for something that looks good.Any specific requests?https://files.catbox.moe/msdjvz.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/3e7jjh.jpg
>>11490210Kek, I'm pretty sure I've seen even ringo requests be enough to make them go off the rails>>11490267As long as she's in her original outfit like that you can do whatever
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https://x.com/Sonne_Virus/status/2037244443879768174We have a confirmed burp. That's low-effort but does show at least some openness to ringo. I'm not quite ready to invest, but it's a good signal.
>>11489940https://www.twitch.tv/sonneflower/clip/SleepyOutstandingAlpacaDoritosChip-2BttxfQlCc-bdHX6
>>11490582I forgot to post this myself. Surprising that she's more shameless about farting than she is burping
>>11490419Damn that lucky Tako...
>>11490582We have confirmed farting and burping. I'm investing.
have there been any new vtuber pukes lately? i've already fapped to all the greatest hits so many times by now...
>>11490679Care to share some?I remember Hachama puking that one time, but I can't really think of many others.
Fart talk between Crelly and Cotton 1:22:35 to 1:24:55https://www.youtube.com/live/W8dQMvO04bA?si=nEs3nafBJGinbcm1
https://x.com/kureijiollie/status/2037384549991420016Ollie took a dump and forgot what she was meant to do after. Jokes the information was flushed down the toilet as well. Headcanoning that she forgot to wipe her ass.
>>11490698There's a list in the rentry anon. I'm also a big fan of coni confetti's puke.
chocohttps://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/142816213
>>11490592Probably has more to do with her being in a collab in the burp clip.
https://x.com/Tooty3D/status/2037383697574277582Not sure if it's been posted already, but Korone farting on Okayu's face while sucking dick.
>>11483630>Scrapped Gothdresser Stories (Chapters 19, 24, 29, 35, 36)First time I check the archive in a while to see if there's been anything new and somehow my scraps ended up there. They weren't even good scraps...
New brap, she posted the clip herself on twitthttps://x.com/m0s3_nyan/status/2035206502106243124?s=20
Wonder how many times kiara pooped over the last two days from concert nervousness.
>>11491602I wonder how many times Ina had to smell it.
>Kumi shake-dries her ass after using the bidet and just lets her panties soak up the remaining moisturehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9U1Q-oz4SPs&t=94s>This is the third time now that Kumi has tried to fart on mic but peed a little insteadhttps://www.twitch.tv/kumi/clip/ShinyZealousEchidnaItsBoshyTime-rPOq5R5UEfogUfuG>!!!REAL, ACTUAL KUMI FART!!!https://www.twitch.tv/kumi/clip/CloudyFuriousLorisPoooound-2DSuA-LbJEW760Q9>>11490736Of course it's fuckin' Kumi again. Whatever your opinion on Kumi herself is, her mere existence as a hugely successful vtuber that's constantly talking about and doing /ringo/ stuff is itself a huge asset. It means that she can collab with other big names and then they also start talking about /ringo/ stuff (or, dare to hope, even doing - remember, we only missed out on Crelly farts because she physically couldn't).Anyway, I broadly agree with Crelly's assessment of Kumi here. Related to that, there are many ways to interpret this clip:https://www.twitch.tv/kumi/clip/BlatantBelovedPassionfruitHeyGuys-GP7AxX34gWflud28
>>11491917I've shared this experience before but women are actually really gross, they're just taught their entire life that they must be secretive about it or they will be shamed. "Girls don't poop" etc. I have had female friends irl who actually knew about my fetish for farts/poop and they'd actually open up and talk about pooping/farting around me even knowing that, completely unprompted. I even had a couple female friends irl ask me things about poop (like constipation cures, how much fiber they should be eating, etc. (I also work in healthcare so this is actually relevant to my job as well)). There's a relief for them in being able to express these things they've been told their entire life that they can't ever talk about. Kinda like how when someone from a very religious family goes to college and they get to "express themselves" freely.
>>11486334I haven't really watched Kumi, who is her "other self"?
Kobo burphttps://x.com/nikkofeb/status/2037554428648251736?s=20
>>11491998Sorry, I need to stop being vague. I forgot that info was only posted in the previous thread.Kumi has a fansly, but she switched to a completely different character, a dog girl named Remuki (fansly is under that name). Only remaining connection is that the tattoos match up, and a tiny Kumi plush hidden in the banner image.I do get it, it'd be very hard to indulge your more normal sexual side when your main persona has become known as The Farting VTuber.
>>11492034Oh thank you, yeah it's understandable why she would do it like that.
Which VTuber has everyone's personal favorite sounding farts. For some reason, I really enjoy Skunkieloo's despite others having much bigger braps
>>11491917>!!!REAL, ACTUAL KUMI FART!!!Longer version from the full VOD, including several minutes of her laughing, discussing, and replaying the clip:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=los9_Kyydcs&t=9523s
>>11492167Ebiko’s
>>11492222I forgot what hers are like but her burps are without a doubt the best I've heard from any girl not just vtubers
>>11492228I’ll refresh your memory https://youtu.be/PaKuCB2YfQ0?t=1014
>>11492233Need Ebiko and Kumi fart contest stream.
>>11483630Test
>>11492228Better than Redsenshi's?
Does anyone have the vod for Menace's omorashi stream from earlier in March?
Pekora revealed in her recent stream that she once had an accident on stream and the archive is still up. She did not specify which stream though
>>11492481idk about a whole vod, but there are some clipshttps://litter.catbox.moe/pkde1g.mp4https://litter.catbox.moe/uwb6wr.mp4
>>11492022Nice.
>>11492022crazy how her burp matches the tone of her voice. I feel like people could recognize who its from even if it was isolated.
>>11492022It is depressing how this has been by far the best burp to come from a Holo
>>11493260It’s impressive they have like 70 girls and all of them are perfect at suppressing burps even with a mic right in their face. Even IRyS would drink soda on stream but never burp.
anyone have more of kettletoro? no way she farted 10+ times in one stream and then never did it again
>>11493846I remember snooping around and finding a couple of stream VODs which she mentioned having an upset stomach, one had gold in the first 20 minutes iirc, but then you remember you gotta go through someone screaming into rolling gacha for hours to catch anything. I'm not that dedicated
>>11493895 obviously meant for >>11493355I should sleep more
>Takanashi Kiara will never call my penis small and make me clean her dirty butthole after an idol meetingWhy live...? Why continue this painful existence?
>>11492435never heard
https://x.com/Cara_Falsa/status/2040263093704597704
https://x.com/NairavX/status/2040163505064587436Summoning the context squad. Is Gigi really /ourgal/?
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