This is a thread dedicated to sharing pictures, stories and advice about anal masturbation and sex.The more pictures, the better!>Question of the dayHow much media do you prepare while you are prepping yourself (doujinshi, images, video, etc)?Previous thread >>11483191>FAQ -Please read before posting!https://rentry.org/analgenfaq>Regdude's Technical guide to analhttps://github.com/regdude/anal>SurfboardPotato's Guide to Prostate Playhttps://old.reddit.com/r/CumFromAnal/comments/8w065w/a_guide_to_prostate_orgasms_from_someone_very/>The Lighter Test & What It DoesIt's a way to know if your chinesium toy is in fact silicone. Follow this guide:https://dangerouslilly.com/2014/03/deciphering-results-of-flame-test/>Anon’s Guide to Knottinghttps://rentry.org/anons-dildo-knotting-guide>Say hellohttps://tagmap.io/tag/analgen>Sock & Condom Stretchinghttps://imgur.com/SJf78lU>Anon does the math with J-Lubehttps://imgur.com/a/cuLRo2u>JLube Testing by /ftt/ ScienceAnonhttps://pastebin.com/EJsAc4GU>Cleaning techniques and alternative methodshttps://pastebin.com/FLWghXvy>Mindgasmhttps://mindgasm.net/>Slim Shell Mold Making Tutorial (DIY Dildos)https://files.catbox.moe/m7ansn.pdf>Fantasy Toy Directoryhttps://fantasytoybox.net/
>>11489708I fucked up slightly and forgot new QotDNew QotD is now: what position do you think is the most underrated for pleasuring that anus?
>>11489710>what position do you think is the most underrated for pleasuring that anus?ProneThe angle isn't quite right for maximum prostate stimulation, reaching is difficult, and it's sometimes uncomfortable to have your cock flush. But you FEEL it when something is in you, good god.
>>11489739My favorite position is standing with the dildo suctioned against a vertical surface. Its a similar angle to the Prone position, but easier since there's no reaching round required, Just moving your body. Whenever I finally lose my virginity, I'd love to try the Prone position. The stimulation from being pushed into the bed seems like something I could really enjoy.
>>11489708>>11489223
>>11489778I'd fuck two cakes
>>11489778This is what happens when they don't post in the old thread that there IS a new threadFucking retarded
>>11490078Please fuck me until I'm retarded
>>11490083Get a fuck machine for that hehe
Answering QotD, full nelsonIt's absolutely worth the stretching
I keep hearing x lube best but I can't get it here, is k lube okay
Who else here use a hismith? I got some questions like what angle you prefer to have the machine in for prone
>>11489739The best time I ever got pegged was prone with my wife putting her full weight on me. Couldn't cum from it but I did not want it to end
>>11490343Based, lucky lucky guy to have a wife who pegsHowd you find out she's based
>>11490343I love prone too, but I just have a fuck machine for it
Just got done riding my horse dildo to completion, fuck me it never gets old
>>11490189klube is xlube with preservatives to prevent it from going bad after a few weeks.jlube has sugars tho, which is a big no-no.
>>11490426Oh okay, so just don't get jlube?
>>11490428Go with x if at all possible, it's the best one
Its safe to do a saliva/drool/spit enema? Want to train deeptroath then anal but collect the drooling in a bowl and un the middle of the action funnel it down my onahole its a kinky thing for me dont plan on eating just a few beers while at it so muy stomach Is empty
>>11490640Yeah it's safe as far as no harm, but it's some of the worst lube available and won't last very long at all
It's allergy season!If I sneeze and the plug pops out, does that mean it's time to size up?Sneezing is ruining my hole faster than kegels or thrusting ever have. I'm at like 2.9" diameter currently
>>11490659Yes, time to size up again you sneeze slut
>>11490660How much bigger
>>114906663.25"
>>11490640Probably Saliva IS very high in bacteria, and notably different bacteria than your colon and intestines. You might have a gut flora reaction, but, probably not that bad. I think the bigger issue is collecting enough of it to saturate the colon.
>>11490656>>11490848Okey two different answers, i dont plan on doing a liter enema just for the kink pour all the drool i can collect. Not as lube notbelly inflation But i was worried about the bacteria on my mouth, technically isnt THAT different But a brushing and using Listerine could help?Worst what happened when ive done A2M once fron the hornyness with a not so clean dildo was some belly ache after
How do people go about selling their toys? Do people even buy used dildos?I have a bunch of stuff I'd like to get rid of either because I tired of it or because my eyes wrote a check my ass couldn't cash.
thinking about buying this one, but cant decide on a color combinationany suggestions
>>11490983You're eating shit retard
>>11491066Reddit has used toys exchangeIf you can manage to feel okay with sterilizing your toys sufficiently and giving some random your payment info and mailing info
>>11491077Hell yeah get the longest one
>>11491077>>11491156thats the plan, meant color suggestions
>>11490983>>11491100you cannot catch anything from your own poop you dont already have.im not advocating eating your poop im just saying you dont have to be super careful in this regard.Anyway saliva in the ass is fine. Everyone in this general should be taking a probiotic regularly anyway though im not sure this would particularly even require a need.
>>11491212retarde. coli doesn't care whose poop it came from
>>11491212You're genuinely retarded if you think you can eat your own shit and not get violently ill
>>11491212You cannot be serious
>>11491077Where is this from?
>>11491212Sure, you already "have" all those things because theyre in your gut so you arent catching anything new... Doesnt mean you wont get sick if you put them elsewhere.Anything going ass -> mouth needs to be cleaned very thoroughly first.Im pretty sure the first guy was talking about mouth -> ass though not the other way around...
>>11491248i specifically said im not advocating eating your poop>>11491232did i say to rub your poop somewhere that is not your gi tract?>>11491387he mentioned impulsively a2m once in a post out of hornyness and i was pointing out that thats fine
>>11491345nothosaur
>>11491426>im not advocating eating your poop im just saying its okay if you do
>>11491454the dose makes the poison
>>11491426Stop eating poop bro
I love taking it in my butt so much FUCK
>>11491457theres a pretty huge gap between 'the bacterial load in this circumstance is probably too low for infection' and 'you can't get sick from your own poop'
>>11491563where do you get>cant get sickfrom>cannot catch anything? im talking about parasites, new bacteria, diseases, etc. somehow we went from me consoling anon that hes not now at risk of having been infected with something from his impulsive atm incident to /analgen/ being fixated on poop eating.Those impulsive moments are by and large fine assuming you cleaned and there isnt a glob of poop on the toy in which case i would hope someone would not be impulsively driven to put it into their mouth in the first place. Its going to be the same as if you could lick your own ass.
>>11491600to 'catch something' is synonymous with getting an infection
>>11491604and you arent going to get thatat worst you will double up on some of the byproducts your microbiome makes and feel unwell
>>11491606anon its time to stop telling people its okay to eat poop
>>11491607im not saying its okay to eat poopim saying you wont catch anything from your own ass
>>11491610>im not saying its okay>im just saying its okayjust stop
can both of you shut UP
>>11489708>qotd, prepTopped Toy's Gapekeeper line - soft silicon, round bulb - it compresses at spincter(s), then spreads to fill the space. I find that it prepares me great - huge range of sizes to.I'll plug myself as early in the day as possible, then play at night, plugs make bigger toys easier faster.
>>11491066>sellingMore trustworthy to trade with family and friends, also less shipping and less trust issues about toy condition.
>>11490659Yeah sneezes are killer, makes wearing a plug in shorts without underwear tougher, have me squeezing for my life at the supermarket.
>>11491621their advertising and including pictures of people in their product pages repels me
>>11491444How are Nothosaur's firmnesses compare to Neotori's?Anyone that has both and can compare them?
>>11491627>adsDo you mean them referring to their customers as sluts?>real ppl in picsWhy does it repel you?
>>11491646>Why does it repel you?Not that anon but I also don't like topped toys pics. I'm not into that kind of guy. Masculine guys in tiny underwear put me off and so it makes it hard to judge the toy objectively.I'm sure for their usual buyers it's not a problem and probably even helps sale but it's not for me or for that anon it seems. There is a reason most toy sellers just have the toy and not a model showing it offidk man
>>11491649Ah, ty for thoughtful answer!
>>11491649Pretty much exactly what this guy said. I don't like seeing people in them, just the product
I threw out my edge 2 about a month ago with the goal of giving up porn and anal. Was going great until I tried to implement a nofap protocol and in no less than 3 days I was fingering and spanking myself like a bitch in heat while getting off to the idea of how much a dirty slut I was being. The guilt helped me hit a new shoulder press PR of 135 for 5x5. Thank you Analgen for the gains.
Posted this in the other analgen, but that one seems dead.The kids will be at their grandparents this Tuesday, so the wife and I have planned to try pegging me for the first time.I'm a semi experienced buttslut, but she has never even tried a dildo up her own butt. How do I make this the best experience for the both of us? My wife doesn't know about my collection of dog and horse dildos, so my plan is to just use the small non-descript one I usually use as the very first warm-up dildo.Other than being extremely OCD about my own cleanliness, what else should I do/prepare for? Anyone else has experience getting pegged by someone who has never tried anything like that before?
>>11491654>>11491649Genuine question, aversion to the people presenting the products is novel to me:1. straightness?2. femininity?Or, if you can pinpoint it otherwise, what's the cause of the aversion?Personally, if I'd avoid them for a reason, it's because they are Canadian.
>>11491669Good on you anon!Now.to work on your squat, make sure to find an appropriate squat plug.
>>11491674I cant speak for anyone else but to me the toy is the sexy partIt's something I imagine the texture of, the feel of it inside me, having sex with it, right? Even just looking online for a new toy can be really hot to me.It's much harder for me to imagine those things when there's a person in the image with them, especially if it's someone i find unattractive. It might also be because I enjoy my toys solo, the person makes it less hot to me.The sexyness that comes from the toy itself just kind of dissipates because it's hard to separate from the person holding it who I don't have attraction to/feel put off by. I hope this makes some sense.
>>11491674I think that I speak for us all, when I proclaim that I am super straight, but that anal penetration feels incredible, and that having a real cock do the penetration is the cherry on top.
>>11491683While not relatable, I understand your position as you stated it. Ty analon.
>>114916741. >>11491675I'm ocd about getting going above my usual weight and getting injured. Maybe the plug will be just what I need to get in the right head space and SMASH my weak submissive mindset.
>>11491687You are very welcome.I assume that their main customers do find the models attractive and that that helps sales but it's just not my thing and I understand it's not for me and that's okay/
>>11491690>I'm ocd about getting going above my usual weight and getting injured.That's a good ocd to have, though.Young/pros can manage injuries, less so as older and when not a professional.Still though, the plug adds at least 20lb to your 1rp.
>>11491691>I assume that their main customers do find the models attractive and that that helps sales but it's just not my thing and I understand it's not for me and that's okay/I'm mostly asexual (just like the physical aspect), and what I like is them casually calling their customers sluts. Personally I'm struggling to not consider myself one, even though MOST of my play is solo or with machine.
>>11491674The 'hard gay' stuff gives me the ick.
>>11491700Hmm, maybe I misjudged this sub's commenters.
>>11491730Good, but you do need another warmup dildo?
>>11491730funny how you link the BBC color...you know you want it so go help yourself...
>>11491731>this sub's commenters
>>11491732no. I'm trying find a bigger one. This isn't it >>11491740need a bigger dildo
>>11491744>this dom's commenters
>>11489708Okay, what is the best canine dildo right now? I'm looking for something BD Rex XL size
>>11491610You'll catch getting sick from eating shit nigga
>>11491623How far has it shot out before
>>11491649I just don't look at the guy cause I'm not gayThey mostly have pics of just the toys, you gotta go looking for the real humans
>>11491685Wouldn't be able to agree, cause I'm not gay so I haven't taken real cock
>>11491969I wish feminine dicks were real.
>>11492035I wish dommy mommy anthro furry futa wolfes were real so i ca be fucked and knotted
>>11492037Now make them knotted horse dicks that can cumflate me unbelievably big
>>11491968Not with the site we are taking about, keep up anon.
>>11492039Nah, two futas wolf and horse would be better for me
>>11492040The topped toys website, yes I knowI own a hilt, a chute, and a pegasus actually I also have a mordax
>>11492048Nah your image is right, insanely thick tentacles that just magically stretch you all over the place without harm
>>11492049So how is clicking on the rideables page "looking for the real humans". I didn't exactly deep diveNone of these are just images of the toys alone, not until you go to the specific toys pages themselves.Maybe when you last used it this wasn't the case but it certainly is now.https://files.catbox.moe/06rfcu.png
>>11492055Well shit, that's new lelAlright, I concede
>>11492055>>11492057Okay I browsed more, wow they really fagged up the placeIt's a shame cause their toys are so much better in hitting just right
>>11492057No worries, I figured it must have been something that changed recently.
>>11492059I might just email them and ask for a fag/no fag option too toggle on the site so I can browse their really well made toys lolololol
>>11492061Fuck it I'll ask them too, we can convince them
>>11492050tentcles would bi fine too
>>11489708Some anal pegging?
>>11492076DAP tentacles are peak kino
>>11492055Personally I like it when the people making these are actual buttsluts and not some random chinese factory making money off western degens (yes I know China is also full of anal addicts), it's hot reading the descriptions and knowing they were writing whilst the author was having his insides re-arranged by a massive silicone monster cock
>>11491670Just keep it simple and communicate what you like and don't like and let her do the same. If she's anything like mine she'll be self conscious about how she looks wearing the strap and whether she's "doing it right" so she might need lots of reassurance. I was so caught up in how she'd think of me I hadn't considered that aspect. If she's down to give it a go you're already winning, a debrief, maybe a day or two after any kink stuff can help make things better.
if I were a shameless buttslut or had a private place like you guys, all my free time would be wasted on DIYing toys for different purposes and holes. it just sounds like a cool hobby
>>11492121She has actually worn the strap on and had the exact reaction you mention.I was also surprised about that, though in hindsight, I would also feel a bit strange if I had to wear a pair of silicone tits.
fyi, neotori is offering special uv-reactive, rainbow marble coloration for their 7th anniversary at no extra costmaybe someone wants, idk. i already ordered something last week so i gotta be strong against the fomo
>https://c.lovense-api.com/t2/15xf1oflLink for a while if any anons wanna play with my butt
>>11491674I would also be put off by a naked woman holding an onahole. If there's porn on your product page and you're not selling porn, it feels deceptive and unprofessional.Fantasy dildos like BD get a pass because the dildos themselves are kinda pornographic. Same for toys that are explicitly trying to look like real body parts.
so what's an alternative to psyllium husk since it's basically lead
>>11492232>since it's basically lead?
>>11492232I've read about ground flax seed. It has about half the fiber content of husk, but you can get some that is grown very locally, rather than in India.Haven't tried it yet, though, so I don't know how easily it disperses in water
>>11492169Treated you to a few sessions earlier, I hope you liked them anon.Man I should get a vibe, it sounds fun having other people play with your butt. Thinking about the Hush 2 1.75in.
>>11491967I've only ejected the plug at home, and usually it's coughing, usually hits something and falls to ground, lube sprays like a shotgun usually.Related, I like dildos, and ass will eject a 6x6 dildo (on machine/wall), unless it's very firm.
>>11491969>gay means taking cockAs incorrect as the inverse,>non-gay means not taking cock
>>11491649pfffhahahah AHAHAHAHAHAimagine being so much of a pansy-ass weenie pussy that seeing men makes them feel icky to buy toys for stretching their own asshole. i have no idea what level of cognitive dissonance we are operating on here but thanks for the laughs anyways, faggot.
>>11492377Bald
>>11492377are you 5 years old?
I love assplaymine, yours, doesnt matter
>>11492055I don't look at the pics.. I read those horny reviews
>>11492165Gotta get it, looks dope
>>11492347No that's correct, lesbians aren't gay because they don't take cockThat's why they're called lesbians
I was going to buy a LoveArc (link for reference https://www.lovearc.com/) but thought it looked too thin to mount my big toys on and the accessories are way too expensive. Saw someone on Reddit suggest getting a wobble board off of Amazon and using it in the same way. I ran the dimensions through ChatGPT and the potential stroke length was long enough to fully insert my Nothosaur Conola XXL so I bought one immediately and tested it out with a slightly smaller (11" insertable, 2.6" diameter) toy. Holy shit it's so much easier than riding and completely silent too, aside from the usual sloppy hole sounds. Haven't worked my way up to taking the horse in some time but next time I do I'm going to absolutely wreck my asshole with it.
>>11492108Yeah that and the ass cancer from chinesium
>>11490156You been f*cked like that? What is it like?
>>11492501I've been thinking of getting one as well. How long/curved was yours?
>>11489710>what position do you think is the most underrated for pleasuring that anus?Pronebone, it's unbelievably good. It feels amazing to have a guy pressing down on you, it hits the prostate, and there's extra humiliation from the possibility of getting your dick permalimp like prone masturbators sometimes do.
>tfw no trap boyfriend
>>11492501what wobble board?
>>11492232A little lead never hurt nobody
>>11492507Glorious deep full fucked cum my brains out orgasmic
>>11492501Wobble boardAre you trying to make a poor man's sybian
>>11492725Don't say me it was futa mommy
>>11492312>>11492232Oh fuck, I just looked it up...So I was making myself a dumb bimbo by eating psyllium husk every day?Another reminder to never eat anything your ancestors never ate...
>>11492782Getting a good amount of sun exposure and make yourself sweat a lot is a good way to excrete heavy metals, and toxins in general.
>>11492818this seems like bro science, i don't tend to trust people who use the word "toxins" unironicallytake this as an open letter to base your claims on something tangible
>>11492818That's not at all how that works, go back to talking about anal
>>11492772She is
Who up riding their toys for that sweet sweet analgasm
>>11492911Was up late last night and managed to get my first real prostate orgasm. It was fucking unreal. Just laid on the floor prone bone with my njoy wand sliding in and out with long, deep, strokes. It was so weird, I could feel my body getting hotter and waves of pleasure would radiate through me. Normally I would chase this feeling and get frustrated when it would end, but this time I just "forgot" about it and the wave would subside only for another stronger one to take its place. I wasn't really thinking about anything except how good I felt. I think I just lost my mind for a bit because I spent the next hour panting and drooling, listening to my own moans and sloppy sounds of my ass getting pounded as my toes curled. I finally managed to coax out a wet orgasm and it felt like a thick load of cum was slowly pouring out my semi-hard cock, but on further examination there was only a small drop of cum on the towel that I was laying on. I think I could have kept going, but I needed a break. The scary part was after I leaked that small bit my prostate was super sensitive, and I probably could have fucked myself real stupid if I kept going....I can't wait to try and destroy my ass the same way with the rest of my toys, send help.
>>11492974How did you use your njoy? I havent been able to really get anything out of mine. It feels nice I guess, but riding my normal dildos just feels better, even though I cant get anything close to a butt-orgasm (of any kind) with them.
>>11493011What I do is I lay flat on my stomach and I insert the large end of the wand. I grab the wand by putting my dominant hand between my legs and holding the small end between my thumb and index finger. At this point I can use small finger movements to move the wand in and out. You can then work in a bit more wrist action to change the angle and getting deeper strokes. Curling your wrist and extending your fingers will raise the small end and you can then put more direct downward pressure into it. Basically I just alternate between the straight in and out and angling the wand downward on the prostate. Oh, and adjusting how your legs are spread can also change how it feels. Spreading your legs relieves pressure, while bringing both legs together tight really makes your whole ass feel intense, like it pushes everything together for the wand to pound.That's basically it for what I do physically. I think the key though was just letting my head go empty like a dumb slut. Getting in the right headspace was key, any mental distractions or discomfort probably wouldn't have made it possible. Get some headphones and watch whatever porn you like, if you've got it a bit of THC definitely helps, but idk I personally want to be able to get into the headspace without weed. Is any of that helpful? If you want me to elaborate or clarify I can.(Also what the fuck everytime I try to post it says my IP is range banned, both over wifi and mobile. Guess I need a burner email.)
>>11493026Hmm, haven't tried laying down flat on my stomach. I've mainly tried laying on my back, with my legs raised a bit, as my hands have easier access that way.Next time I've got the house to myself, I'll give it a go.
gah, it happened :|>go to a motel with my bag of plugs and only dildo>bring cucumber for good measure, literally >put on fishnets, sexy thong and bra. thorougly clean myself. >clean the few toys I have, cucumber has been dressed in a condom>smoke some weed, down a couple beers>insert small plug>put on sexy music on my bluetooth speaker (boss bitch playlist on YT)>room has a pole dancing area, with a pole and a hanging fuck harness thing.>was dancing, trying to get in the mood. smoking some more.>get tired, lie in bed, browse normal shit as if I'm in my own couch.>"ok well, time to go".I just left. I didn't even try on anything else. Didn't even give myself a few minutes to gather my thoughts or anything. My libido dropped to zero, and I just gathered my shit and left. sucks, man. I had been planning for a couple weeks. I had even taken psyllium (I mean, actual lead) these past days. Had an alibi for my sexy escapade. Everything.I don't even know what happened. This kind of thing happens when I'm at home and somehow I don't feel like continuing, but I have never wasted a motel visit like this. Any reccs? What playlist do you recommend for anal play? I mean, actual music. Anything else I should've done or brought with me?
>>11493117I mean you can't really "force" yourself to be in the mood, but nipple stimulation is my preferred form of foreplay and that usually gets me in the mood, as for media, I usually get some ear-eating asmr in the background while I either scroll through a gooner throwaway twitter account and/or look through joi database or something to find something visually stimulating
>>11493117try to get horny before you get high, desu alcohol makes me tired and kills my horny. I find wearing a plug throughout the day before having a session at night also means you stay in the mood the whole day and then the session is the peak of it rather than the whole event.
