This is a thread dedicated to sharing pictures, stories and advice about anal masturbation and sex.The more pictures, the better!>Question of the dayWhat is something about anal, you would tell your younger self? Previous thread>>11526785>FAQ -Please read before posting!https://rentry.org/analgenfaq>Regdude's Technical guide to analhttps://github.com/regdude/anal>Panty's Guide to Anal Training & Blowjobshttps://imgchest.com/p/vj4j8j6978m>SurfboardPotato's Guide to Prostate Playhttps://old.reddit.com/r/CumFromAnal/comments/8w065w/a_guide_to_prostate_orgasms_from_someone_very/>The Lighter Test & What It DoesIt's a way to know if your chinesium toy is in fact silicone. Follow this guide:https://dangerouslilly.com/2014/03/deciphering-results-of-flame-test/>Anon’s Guide to Knottinghttps://rentry.org/anons-dildo-knotting-guide>Say hellohttps://tagmap.io/tag/analgen>Sock & Condom Stretchinghttps://imgur.com/SJf78lU>Anon does the math with J-Lubehttps://imgur.com/a/cuLRo2u>JLube Testing by /ftt/ ScienceAnonhttps://pastebin.com/EJsAc4GU>Cleaning techniques and alternative methodshttps://pastebin.com/FLWghXvy>Mindgasmhttps://mindgasm.net/>Slim Shell Mold Making Tutorial (DIY Dildos)https://files.catbox.moe/m7ansn.pdf>Fantasy Toy Directoryhttps://fantasytoybox.net/
>>11532442>What is something about anal, you would tell your younger self?take 2 tablespoons of psyllium husk daily, makes prep easy, the best lube is X-lube in an oversized syringe/generic condiment bottle (the thicker the better), and the best way to find your prostate with an N-joy wand pointed toward your stomach.
>wake up feeling a little funny>not unpleasant, just distracting>realise it's the background buzz of being butt horny>prep, grab my metal wand>it's cold>impulsive idea>skip straight to inserting the big end without warming it up>rub it hard on my prostate>the pressure & cold shocks my prostate>overwhelming, some pleasure but mostly feels like a rough massage>cum in barely a minute>orgasm without satisfaction or relief>butt horny completely unaffected>buzzing feeling continues even stronger>know I'm too drained to do anything about it>no choice but to enjoy the feeling the rest of the dayAnal is so fun
Fuuuuck my ass is always so horny. If I'm not getting stretched and destroyed I'm wanting it. It's pure pleasure.
>>11532465When you say background buzz, do you mean the tingling/horny feeling after recent anal? I love that feeling.
>>11532442>What is something about anal, you would tell your younger self?Get a dildo sooner. Objects are nice but they're only for quick and spontaneous sessions and not even close to as deeply pleasurable as getting fucked by something more resembling a big dick.
>>11532442>What is something about anal, you would tell your younger self?You should have made that Bad Dragon joke when you had the chance
>>11532449>>that moment when you hit a little peak and go weak
>>11532485Exactly! It's like I've had two cups of coffee but I also need to take a nap in someone's arms.
I want to try knotting. Neotori Mundir or Ferin?
>>11532353whats the toy though
>>11532442>What is something about anal, you would tell your younger self?Find a hung man or a group for regular fucking me.
wish I weren't 6' desu
Alright post the sissygasm playlists
>>11532557I wish it was cheaper to cut like every bone in my body down to size, but shoving things up my ass helps me feel small in the the meantime
>tell younger selfLube goes in simple kitchen squirt bottle. Bottle (nozzle) goes in ass. Lube goes in ass. Then lube toy.Get on your back and get those legs near your shoulders you lazy bitch.Back arched and knees together when sqaut fucking (aligns the pelvis and muscles and really makes you feel the hole being a hole)Also you're going to learn how to suffer sweetly when you want to get stretched out all the time but its a rest day.
I'm new to anal but there's a fantasy I really want to do, I got a wand vibrator that I want to stick up my ass and torture my prostate with vibration.However, I can relax my external sphincter but for the life of me I could not get my internal one to relax at all. Whenever I tried to push my wand inside, it would get stuck just before it. Any advice from more experienced anons?I also do not understand what the pinch method is in the guide, is there a video of it anywhere?
>>11532571My rectum might have also not been stretched out too, I still do not really know the difference between the two
retarded faggots can't even just stay in their containment /lgbt/ board.No one cares about your anal activities except other faggots.This board is for hentai. go ERP somewhere else.Shit thread.
>>11532589Only takes a couple months of practice to go from a whiney bitch to understanding how good having your ass opened up feels.
don't care, gonna dig in my butt regardless
>>11532589It's when you get to a girth size that makes your body have to drop it's pelvic floor. The feeling is intense and deeply visualizable. And you in your mind can SEE how your ass is opeming and moving out, combined with the stimulation, it's a new kind of heaven. Any human being alive can be brought to this point. And it isnt gendered, it isnt straight or gay or whatever. It's simply a powerful feeling combined with the mental state of accepting this new way of feeling it. Get yourself up to fitting a big thick dildo in your ass, really put in the effort of understanding how to relax and how to let it in.It's a whole new world and there's nothing "orientation" or gay about it. It's only gay if you want to be gay.My wife, started me down this path, she's always liked anal, and now I get it. Don't be a fag about stuffing big things in your ass. It's not a straight or gay war. It's just a deeply intense sensation.
>>11532571The stretching hack is to stretch a little, then stop stretching it and try to squeeze it closed tight. Repeat until the muscle fatigues.
>>11532673I'd been doing kegels on my drive to/from work on the "off days", only recently tried kegels with an insertion.Holy wow. I can hold a kegel for minutes at a time, and hole at a more intense level, just driving to work it was a struggle to maintain seconds.
>>11532453>N-joy wandI still don't get how you use this? Do I just press it back and forth into my prostate? Do you you the big or small end?
>>11532589Why couldn't you stay out of this one thread... Closetfag
>>11532556Just buy a fucking machine
>>11532520Hilt from topped toys
>>11532677think of the wand as an extension of your finger, or better try get a glove and try finding your prostate with just a finger. The wand gives you more leverage and when you use the bigger round end you can absolutely squeeze your prostate. if you repeatedly re-insert you can start gaping, and then start targeting either your prostate or go a little farther and hit your bladder, but you better have a towel or be in the shower. if you do all this and you're not leaking anything out, I think something else is wrong..
>>11532589you want to be ass raped to sissygasm so bad lmao
>>11532442is it a good idea to go run 3 miles after a session?
Lately I've really loved the idea of wearing a cage, but I got an orchiectomy like 3 years ago. Are there any options for cages at all or would it have to be a belt or something lame? ;( I never touch my dick anyways if I'm being topped or using toys but the flat cages are actually so cute
>>11532752I wouldn't but if you think you can make it go ahead.I think all the gluteal action would make me insatiable well before the mile mark, but that's probably just me.
>>11532589okay nasty raceplay aside I definitely know you're thinking about touching yourself..... in a.. not-straight way.... >>11532599I promise nobody knows you touch your butthole secretly.
>>11532598>>11532667>>11532690>>11532751>>11532763wow that's a lot of triggered retards!How hilarious and ironic that every single one of you missed the point. Even if I did enjoy being a faggot like you, at least I'd have the self awareness to know what this hentai board is for and that it's not for ERP.You retards don't even understand this board you're posting on. That's the point.
>>11532752Only when plugged>>11532787Then why are you here retard kek
>>11532789>Then why are you hereFor the reason this board exists: Hentai.Why are you here to ERP? That's literally the question and the point, retard.
>>11532793This is a discussion thread anon there is no erp
>>11532793Where's the ERP you sperg retard
he's still here? maybe I SHOULD take his butt...
>>11532793D is for alternative, H is for hentai Fuck off illiterate ESL dipshit
>>11532803>>11532807>This is a discussion thread anonYeah I know it is, and it shouldn't exist in this cringe capacity in a board about alternative hentai (sexual jap drawings).This board isn't called "faggots think they're special discussing their anal activities no one cares about"*yawn*
>>>>11527511>How do I stop constantly pissing everywhere when I'm going to town on my ass?I discovered the biggest impact comes from the shape and firmness of whatever you put in. I used a certain dildo more frequently for a long while and it would cause piss to come out without fail. Not prostatic liquid (clear), not seminal liquid (white) but piss. It just managed to hit my urinary bladder. It wasn't bad but it was messy. I changed my dildo selection and the issue immediately went away.
>>11532667To be fair a lot of anons here make it gayer than it already is.
>>11532520mundir kinda sucks. BD Nova or Weredog Ranger
>>11532692How soft is it? How much bigger than my current max girth should I go?
>>11532571Best thing you can do is find a toy with a pointed tip where the largest size of the toy matches whatever the size of the thing you're trying to get in is. I use pic rel all the time and it warms me up (relaxes the inner sphincter) literally 20x faster than anything else. Easy to clean too since it's glass. You can find ones like this on aliexpress if you search for "glass dilator" or something similar.
>>11530045I do that but with some vapejuice. It feels really intense!!
does anyone have a regiment for stretching for thicker toys beyond 2 inch diameter? I'm having a hard time going past that
>>11532860What do you knot like about the mundir? I quite like mine.>>11533024I managed an almost 2 inch knot last night. To prep I put my fingers in and slowly stretched the same way I would any muscle. Stretch, relax, stretch further, relax, etc. Then for the toy, press it against the entrance and gradually apply more pressure will varying the angle in a circular motion. Best of luck!
>>11533024Easiest way is get a plug that goes out to a bigger size and use it to train the stretch.
What do you think of this one?
>>11533117Already own the 3XL one of these.
>>11533120Jesus, can you take that? I got the 9.3cm XXL one myself, best big plug ever and it was only 30$
>>11533058other than the knot it has zero texture at all and i want something that i can feel all the way in and out.>>11533024basically this >>11533078plugs are great for training and fun to wear around the house.
Do you do these weird involuntary things when your butt is horny? Like several times a day I get the urge and I'll instinctively softly moan or make a inhaling hissing sound like "sssss." This is often combined with arching my back and rolling my eyes up. There's been times where the feeling was so overwhelming, I straight up threw myself against a wall or countertop and did the whole bit until the daze wore off.I say "involuntary" not because I can't stop it (I can) but because I don't want to stop it...
Speaking of knots, how long does it usually take for you guys to get the knot in? Like half an hour?I ask because i nearly got the knot in after half an hour earlier today but came before it fully went in
>>11533143Mine just plops right in after a few seconds of riding and pressing down. I do it often so I don't get the opportunity to get tight again ^^
>>11533143I couldn't knot my XL Nova for the longest time and it was because I had zero depth training. The moment after I got XL Chance was I able to knot Nova immediately.And I would use XL Austin as a warm up. So it really doesn't take me long, but I was fisting my asshole before I ever got my first dildo so I was probably more than prepared.
Deciding over a chance or stoic, anyone know how these compare?From the looks of it the Stoic is more trargeted, is soft or firm better for flares?
>>11533140>Do you do these weird involuntary things when your butt is horny?fuck yes, sometimes when I wake up in bed I'll prone masturbate and have to bury my face in a pillow so I can moan like a whore; more so if I plan on doing anal later that day.
>>11533168man i would love a wet sloppy fuck hole just like that
>11532787didnt read
Anyone else find the lovense hush to be disappointing and overrated? I have a large and I love the idea of having custom patterns or someone else controlling it, especially since I do self bondage before using my fucking machine but the vibes feel way too strong, even on the lowest strengths. It just makes my butt feel kinda numb instead of feeling good. Can anyone relate? Are all vibrating plugs like this? I just wanna squirm around with something teasing my ass before I get pounded!
>>11533185Yeah apperenrtly the revo make has something that spins around to stimulate instead of vibes but idk
>>11533185I dont think it's the strength but rather the vibration frequency. If it were lower frequency (or "more rumbly" as it's sometimes called) it wouldnt make you numb.But yeah i have the same issue. I think some people respond fine to high frequency vibrations but i certainly dont.It can be a good warmup if i take a break before more action happens but aside from that it doesnt do much.Not all are like this but it's hard to judge which ones you'll like. Companies will never tell you their vibrator's real specs.The smaller lovense hushes are lower strength, lower frequency. Maybe better for you. Though the shape of the plugs goes from fat plug -> spike as it goes smaller...
tried 4-HO-MET after seeing others here mention it, only 3 tabs (9mg) since it's my first time with a psychedelic (only ever had edibles before). Still ended up a fun trip and turned me into such a horny mess with my chastity cage, I was leaking like a faucet while plugged up and later riding my dildo. Definitely going to up the dosage next time I have time for it, I saw xum has 21mg gels and they're better value until you start buying hundreds of the tabs. And ofc I'll try Plur at some point
>>11533207Be careful , 15 mg was WAY too much for me.If you haven't already bought your PLUR yet, xum has a deal where if you buy a certain amount (forgot how much), they send you tabs of 4-ho-met along with it
>>11532793/d/ is the fetish of fetishes board.putting on stockings and a skirt and shoving a horse up your ass is pretty high up there on the real world fetish chart
Ordered my first dragon dildo with a tube for cumlube. Anyone know if it would be safe to heat up the lube so it comes out feeling warm? I think soaking the syringe in hot water for a while might be ok?Also what should I expect? Will I need to do an enema in case it goes up too far? I have never took a dildo past the bend but this one is 6.9 inches with the knot so I probably need to start going deeper anyway
Is there any way to DIY a suction cup? Want to doggy my largest toy but I was a fool and bought without.
would anyone like to swap lovense links?either that, or I'll share mine here for everybody to enjoy and play with me~fuck, I wish I knew of ways to slut it up online, letting people listen to my horny needy moans would be so hot too
>>11533251You could start camming if that's what you mean, then I guess you could post a link here and /soc/
>>11533185I got large hush and i love it, max vibration i ever use is 30% , anything over that and i get numb pretty quick if its a long pattern, but on average i have it set to 15-20% when i use 1hour custom patterns("Being Needy again?;)" is a goated pattern).Can also recommend getting yourself an AI Mistress that you setup a lovense bridge with, getting teased and toyed with, when you have no idea when ur getting a buzz or not will make even 5% vibrations for 3seconds feel so frustrating yet so fucking amazing lol, ive actually gone crazy some sessions, literally.
>>11532810Didn't ask
>>11532892Pretty soft, go up by a decent bit so you can challenge yourself to the stretchOr don't, it's not my ass
>>11533168Prone bating feels so fucking good it's insane
>>11533248Only if it has a vaculock hole then you can get a suction cup vaculock adapter
>>11533135I don't know, I just can. I usually don't do it for more than 10 minutes at the time because it is rather big.If you leave the big ones in for too long, they seems to maker you have the same feeling you get when you leg is "sleeping", but in your balls.
>>11533253I don't want to show myself on camera, but streaming sound seems very hot to me
>>11533265Fuck I wanna do that to my balls for several hours
>>11532754i think an inverted cage with a belt might do well for you. something like picrel which doesnt need nuts to wrap around
>https://c.lovense-api.com/t2/w729hrxjLink is up if any anons want to play with my butt
>>11533251Letting the anons here play with you is very nice, would recommend. If you ever catch my link i would be down to swap too
>>11533207are you in the US? kinda afraid to order the stuff
>>11533185Lovense spends so much money on advertising you can just assume they're overpriced/overrated
>>11532372Amazing work! it's kinda hard to see inside the mechanism with the photos posted in >>11532353 did you base the design on another machine? Do you have any 3d files you can share? I was able to find some blueprints for a Funky Rocker (https://filebin.net/nk9dznofjbdii7k1) and i think i might end up building it.
>>11533337Why upload a virus, you're a faggot
>>11532442>Question of the day>What is something about anal, you would tell your younger self?Start watching ebony shemale domination BDSM porn now.
>>11533185One of the nexus revo toys is likely what you want, just avoid the extreme because it's as extreme as the name implies. Only downside of them is they don't have any bluetooth so you're limited to the basic functions the remote gives you.
>>11533263You know I'm sure I can figure out how to drill into the base and apply a thing like that or find a suitable alternative, like stepped NPT fittings ("nipples").Or something.If work out how to measure twice cut once and find a thing reliable enough for 3 pounds of silicone I'll share. But no guarantees on time.
How I imagine the average poster in this thread after all the talk of drug use.
>>11533078Do you have any recs for plugs and how long to wear? All the ones II see have a huge gap in their sizing up.
>>11533442squarepegtoys have pretty gradual sizing
>>11533405>stepped NPT fitting/nippleHose barb. I was thinking of double sided hose barbs.
>>11533436i fucking wish
>>11533354i can understand not wanting to download it in order to view it. Is there a way to post this .pdf so that it can be viewed in the browser?
so i got a lovense edge 2 its the greatest thing ever but now i wanna try a dildo because i am moving down the slippery slope. i knwo yall will get me with some good ass recommendation. kind of a beginner dildo but ill pay like 30-100 or so for one
>>11533473>>11533354Browser viewable .pdf instead of download: https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/8gqe98wt3lrnqoadtro6c/funky-rocker.pdf?rlkey=v5a37supa3f3o1p6eqzqk4a9q
>>11533485are there any dildo styled like 'futa; dildos or anything liek that, somehow theres a connotation of a female body vaguely attached to it?
omg I had tossed my toys into the shower to wash later and found the plastic shower curtain was resting on my nice dildoBUT it was protected by the thin layer of dry xlubexlube sama... what would I do without you... ToT
>>11533491it's a dick bro, it is the opposite of anything regarding the female body
I just shoved a couple of dildos using jlube for the first time and holy fuck that thing hits like no other lube, never before I've fucked myself so easily.
>>11533491If a toy's description matters at all to you, some toys are supposed to be based on a female character. BD's Seraphina and Weredog's Juniper for instance. I'm pretty sure there are also toys with strap textures on the base meant to make it look like a strapon.
>>11533136That's fair. I quite like that there's less texture. The varying width before the know makes thrusting with it nice for me. For textured toys I've got some other ones I use instead.
>>11533491I was going to say kinkforge but it looks like they went under so rip, no more false princess and such
>>11533436Man.. i wish i was gangbanged like this and they give me maney
I want to try makeup for my next session. Lipstick won't hurt my dildos, will it?
>>11533643Insufficient information and this isn't Google (but probly not would be my guess)
>>11533405Cutting into silicone is very challenging
>>11533387NTA but why not extreme? I could probably get off just imagining that doing numbers in my ass
Why can you only find J-Lube powder on Amazon? Isn't that the worst one?
>>11533748K lube is listed on amazon too. https://www.amazon.com/Lube-Powder-7oz-200g-Made/dp/B0BR8J8YNNX lube you cant get on amazon in the US (strangely it's on amazon CA). Mr s leather and topped toys sell it, probably other retailers too.
I’ve been working hard this June. My asshole’s maximum circumference is now 13.5 inches; a gain of 1.5 inches. Buttstretching is the best extreme sport.And stop insinuating that I’m gay. Men are gross and also no human cock would ever satisfy me anyway (too small). Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>>11533757Don't knock it till you've tried man, could change your life
>>11533757>4.3 inch diameterNice, how has your buttstretching regimen been looking? Daily sessions where you keep going bigger and bigger? I love specifics, totally not gay either. Not much that can give the same rush of conquering the next big sized toy you have
>>11533662Can't be any different than sharp bit, slow speed, no pressure, tool does the work.
I finally have a few weeks to go full anal slut and Im looking to buy a dildo thats big enough (around 20 cm length and at least 4 cm diameter) but I cant really make a choice. I want something with a fun shape that I can show to my gf without scaring her off with an animal shape, as she doesnt really like that. Any recommendations from an eu store?
>>11533775Maybe aks her to help pick it out then?
>>11532677Use the small end with hands, the large end for hands free once you're flexible enough. Your prostate may not be centred perfectly so try rotating a little if a simple dragging motion hasn't found the right spot. Unless you're over 6'2" tall, the prostate should be somewhere in the first four and a half inches of depth. Stay hydrated and avoid cumming for a few days if you need an easier time searching.
>>11533766I do every other day when I’m actively working on sizing up. Current order is something like this.Warmup round: BD vector LInto: BD bishop LThen: topped mare maker 130 (wear this for a while and goon)Next: bd bishop xlFinal boss: topped hilt 135.Like to use the hitachi magic wand to finish up at the end since I don’t get hard using my biggest toysNot sure where to go next will probably just plateau for a while here and wait for inspiration.
>>11533779Will do, but first I want to make a list with the best options
I have this recurring dream that happens once every 1-2 weeks at minimum. Where basically in my dream somehow one of my parents finds my stack of dildos, lube and fuckmachine. Its a legitimate terrible fear I have, I would kill myself if that ever happens. I would not be able to get over that. Nobody has any clue, totally normal straight guy aswell, just love anal stimulation. I have my own appartment but there would be possible scenarios that happen in my dream like getting into a car crash, and then while lying in the hospital one of my parents taking my keys to get me fresh clothes, something like that. Fuck, I would quit permanently just to not ever have to worry about that risk again, but Im addicted. I already threw away my dildos on more than one occasion but I just keep buying new ones when the urge becomes too high again.
Anyone else here that like stuffing their ass with balls? Like... Plastic balls or something like it..?Hit a new best yesterday, got 8 inside, 5.5cm diameter each, couldnt close ass around last and had to use hand as brake lol, but previous was 7 like that.. Ive tried ping pong balls also and got 12 inside first time, but those get stuck way more easily, last one was stuck inside for like an hour first time i did that so not eager trying that again lmao
>>11533786Just turn the thought around anon>Dad finds fuckmachine and dildos>is curious instead of angry/disappointed and asks you how good it must feel>buys his own fuckmachine and dildosDont kill yourself lol, embarrasment is just a feeling. It can't actually hurt you. You could also just brainwash yourself until you have no shame or inhibitions left !!
>>11533786Unless you're parents are Pentecostal/Mormon/etc. the worst that can happen is they quietly try to forget and awkwardly insist on talking about something boring next time you see them. My parents are pretty liberal so they didn't freak out when I left a toy I had washed in the sink or when they found a drop of slightly bloody x-lube on the bathroom floor. Not everyone's family is chill about that, but at some point you need to realise that everyone has weird secrets and yours doesn't hurt anyone (unless they're into that; no shame).
>>11533773You couldn't be more wrong
>>11533775Hilt 75 or mordax 75
I have a 50% off code switch one of these do you think i should get?https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/p/lovehoney-pleasure-quest-girthy-fire-dragon-dildo/86883.htmlhttps://www.lovehoney.co.uk/sex-toys/dildos/non-realistic-dildos/p/lovehoney-fantasy-monster-dildo-with-balls/a49874g87947.html
>>11533794>>11533798Eh I mean I dont think my parents would care to that degree, I just wouldnt want their perception of me to be tainted forever. I would rather actually be gay and show up with a boyfriend than be found with a stack of 10 toys and a hismith. Somehow the latter seems significantly worse for people to know
>>11533775Weredog’s azure, it’s just really good dick
>>11533829Yeah cause you're gay
how often do you anal?
>>11533838nuh uh all my dildos are girls
>>11533854Big brain maneuver right there.
>>11533790look into gelatin molds and/or ovipositor toys.all the fun of shoving orbs up your ass and if you lose some then they just melt in your body
>>11533839not as often as i'd like or used to
>>11533854Mine are all animals, females tho
>>11533839once a week i heard it can be bad for you to clean out any more than that.
doubt this is the right place to ask, but any reccomndations for online stores for buying some kind of masturbator thing jsut so i wont jizz all over my bed and so i can cum into something, onahole or something?
jizz all over your face instead next question
>>11533839Im currently on an anal marathon, my parents are out of the house on vacation and I decided to move into their place while theyre gone. They have a big luxurious shower that allows for amazing sessions. Ive been here for 8 days now and have done anal 7 times. Normally I would say though that I do it twice a week. >>11533880Been doing 2-3 times a week for I dunno, more than 8 years, never had any issue whatsoever. I have 1 big bowel movement in the morning after my breakfast and coffee and then it takes 1 or 2 small rinses to be fully clean. If youre trying to clean yourself out in the evening while many different meals from the day are digesting and you need to clean yourself aggressively then yeah, it might not be great to do that too often
>>11533775Is she going to peg you? If so, get something smooth and soft so she can really go to town without hurting you
>>11533735If you're looking for the most aggressive thing possible on your prostate that's probably it. It's like someone very firmly pushing their thumb against your prostate over and over again, and it's the only thing I've ever used that genuinely feels too intense. I still use mine sometimes because there's nothing else like it.
>>11533894fucking kek
>>11533784Damn, thats a nice collection. Sounds expensive aswell. Mare maker 130 looks pretty tall for a plug, can you sit and goon with that for long?Kinda wish i had a huge collection of giant dildos + plugs like that hah, i do okay with my fist+inflateable plug and one xxl plug though :')Nothing wrong with just sitting at the top of extreme width you got to, kinda curious how much wider is possible though, gotta be getting close?
>>11533786If it's seriously THAT big of a deal, buy a heavy duty safe and store your dildos in it. Or even if it isnt a big deal but gives you some peace of mind it might be worth it.
>>11533982also, not being able to get hard(or semi hard at most) from stuffing your ass with gigantic toys is insanely hot
>>11533892check out the onahole thread on /jp/
thc oil really enhances feeling from my prostate, but its really hard to get a consistent dosage -> effect cause of idk body metabolizing it or something?anyways it makes me sad sometimes :(
I have a weird problemI have an aneros that I got ages ago but I couldn't figure it out and didn't do anal in general for a bit. Revisiting it after kegel training and it's amazing, but it feels like it's slicing my taint open when I move in the wrong way.Can I safely shave the front handle down so it stops murdering me randomly or does it need that for leverage or something? Newer models have a different set of handles that look like they'd avoid the issue too, maybe I just have to send it and risk needing to buy a new one.>>11534018It's what you ate that day probably. thc metabolizes with fat, so if you ate more fat that day you get a shorter more intense high. I've been on a diet for the past few months and homogenized edibles last hours and don't fuck me up as hard as they used to.
How do fuck machines compare to the real deal? I'm not sure how to cope when away from my bf. Just using my normal toys doesn't really do it for me compared to someone else thrusting.
>>11533828They both look pretty bad ngl, the first one looks like it'd slip in very easily, don't think it was really designed for anal (save for the suction cup, but still not worth the risk imo), if I had a gun to my head, I'd choose the second one since it looks much safer.
Might just had my first squirting orgasmI was 1 hour into my anal session and I had a sensation of needing to pee. I kept going for a little while but when the sensation became too much I took out the dildo and pushed out thinking I would just pee and continue anal afterwards, I was in the shower anyways. But to my surprise it was a stream of clear sticky liquid coming out, almost as if i was peeing out a ton of precum. Very interesting sensation, I honestly didnt even know this was biologically possible to do
>>11534187Yeah I didn't get any of them. Think I'm just gonna wait until next month then get a Azure from Weredog.
Why am I addicted to getting fucked like a girl?
>>11534257Feels good man
>>11533294Don't be silly. You don't want to end up losing all feeling in of balls and has your rear hole.How are you going to hold in a plug and enjoy you ball busting of you cant feel anythings.
>>11533839Every day, sometimes twice a dayThe need to get fucked is too strong... I think they call it bottom heat. I have it badly...
>>11533880Only if you deep enema clean out
>>11534260Just the balls
>qotdWhen I was in high school a big tiddy goth girl invited me and my friend over to her house to hang out and she cross dressed both of us in goth clothes and makeup and tried to get us to have sex. I would've definitely done it if the same thing happened again. This was probably around year 00 when goth girls were peak.
Posted a few threads ago about getting a dildo and thanks to the anon who suggested Uberhime. Wasn't what I was asking for but what I was looking for. I like the 'fantasy starter' set and this damn thing had me blushing like an anime character seeing it. Gonna have to work up a bit to the girth, but when I have time in a few week.it should be here. Any advice on hardness? Like is there something I can easily 12a-16a-20a it to?
I bought some tight gym leggings and a set of resistance bands so I can pump my butt twice as hard. I hope the girl at the pickup counter won't notice the contents of my order. I also want to try doing exercises with silicone breasts (although that's a dubious idea).
>>11534410>I bought some tight gym leggings and a set of resistance bands so I can pump my butt twice as hardI don't get it
>>11534422Now I do exercises with two 5 kg dumbbells. Fitness bands (15 and 20 kg) provide more resistance.
>>11534432Ahh , was overthinking it
>>11534393>How will they know it's a girl penis?>Put a pink bow on it
>>11534464Checked uberrime's site and theres three of theses named the "dapper bowtie", "dashing bowtie", and "dandy bowtie". With the first one being originally named "mr bowtie".So i think theyre meant to be men, though uberrime doesnt put characters to their dildos anyways.Making it a girl penis is probably a better idea than this lol
Started with astroglide but it always gave me a burning sensation for hours. At first I thought it was just my butt getting stretched but I tried without and I didn't have any long term pain. I guess people are saying astroglide is not good these days. Is spit viable? Is it possible that I am allergic to silicone? because if so I need to toss my toy as well
>>11534471astroglide and ANY lube you can find on store shelves is toxic garbage and a lot of people have bad reactions to it. buy a bottle of x lube. its powder. just mix it with hot water and give it a day to truly incorporate and you have infinite lube.
IN RELATION TO APPLYING TOPICAL LOTIONS TO PROSTATE.you guys have previously spoken of various oils and thc and cbd products to directly affect the sensitivity of the prostate with various levels of success. but theres ONE thing that people claim works. hrt. IM NOT A TROON AND DONT WANT TO BE. but they claim their anal sensitivity skyrockets with hrt.i will NOT troon out just to cum with my ass, but would it be possible to apply it directly to the prostate by mixing the hormones with lube or oil? would that still effectively just be another way of trooning out or would it JUST affect the prostate?
>>11534464>>11534469Yeah and it worked I'm not trying to be gay about the fake dick I shove in my ass
>>11534485Thanks. I can just keep it in a jar or whatever?
>>11534489>but would it be possible to apply it directly to the prostate by mixing the hormones with lube or oil? Sure, I don't see why not>would that still effectively just be another way of trooning out or would it JUST affect the prostate? If it only affected the prostate I doubt the outcome would be a good one. You wanna ask a doctor or two
>>11534494how could it possibly not be ok to keep it in a jar
>>11534494I keep mine in a puddle on the floor of my room
>>11534494I keep mine in a salad bowl.But in seriousness, I drink about 1/3 of a bottle of good reverse osmosis water,like a Costco bottle of water. I put about a tablespoon of Jlube in there and shake it up. You can use right away and it will work, but it will be way better if you give it 24 hours and a few more shakes. I've used blenders and whatnot, but nothing beats time and letting it incorporate with the water. I don't know why, but I feel like clean reverse osmosis water works best. It's probably because that's just what I use now.
>>11534471>Is it possible that I am allergic to silicone?Almost zero chance. If your toys truly are the cause, they probably arent silicone or are garbage quality silicone.Platinum cure silicone is safe and stable.Peroxide cure silicone is safe and stable but only with proper post cure processing.Tin cure silicone is not safe or stable.If a company doesnt disclose what type of silicone theyre using it's most likely peroxide cure but occasionally some extra shitty vendors appear and try to sell tin cure.And then sometimes they full on lie about using silicone to begin with.>Is spit viable?Your mouth will not produce enough spit for it to work reasonably. Maybe at most for putting in a small plug that wont stay in for long, certainly not for thrusting a dildo, anything that will move around a bunch, or anything large.Xlube is what most people here will recommend. I've never heard of anyone having any reaction to Xlube. Klube is also valid if you cant find Xlube and maybe Jlube if youre desperate.>>11534494Just keep in mind that mixed Xlube will not last forever. So try not to mix too much more than you plan to use soon. Dont put it in a jar and expect it to still be good to go a few months later.
>>11534471I had a reaction to a lot of different lubes. The lube from bad dragon, x-lube, k-lube are all fine though because they function differently (and as a bonus are also significantly more slippery)
>>11534471I've been putting things up my butt since 1995. I've had exactly what you're describing just once before, and it was the toy I was using. It was an inflatable plug, and worked fine with a condom, but it was super scary to use for worry of the condom breaking. Not sure exactly what the reaction was, but it was definitely the toy. Burned for hours and hours. Was so uncomfortable.
>>11534521Thank you. This is the kind of information I was looking for
>>11532442>What is something about anal, you would tell your younger self?Bottoming is so much more fun and pleasurable than topping.
>>11534523hey me too. im the guy who replied to him first. i ALSO had that burning reaction from an inflatable plug and i ALSO had to use it with a condom. boy this was like 11 years ago. i think we might be allergic to latex maybe.that guy though, as you know since you've been around, is having a reaction with the lube. every time ive heard about burning or discomfort, its shitty lube like astroglide and ky
>>11534548>>11534523Inflatable plugs are usually latex (from my experience), and I usually have a reaction when latex is inserted into my butt, which is weird because I own tons of latex clothing (mostly non-chlorinated) and I have 0 issues with wearing it on my skin (and even latex gags don't give me issues). I've always bought high quality latex clothing though, so it's possible that the people who make the inflatable plugs use lower quality latex (that isn't leached properly). Most latex now is properly leached (unless you're getting it from china), which is part of why latex allergies are so much less common now, since the leaching process removes most of the proteins that cause the allergy.
>>11534552Also, the inside of your ass is way more sensitive and susceptible to allergens and irritants.
>>11534489>would it be possible to apply it directly to the prostate by mixing the hormones with lube or oil?I have heard people boofing progesterone pills and it significantly increases their libido. you need a prescription for it so unfortunately I can't confirm. I have been looking at stuff like progesterone creams and liquid with vitamin E carrier oils.hypothetically, you could mix the liquid progesterone with lube and put it in with a buttplug and... something might happen? (if you're not trooning out I would avoid hormones like estrogen or Pueraria mirifica then.)
I feel like my dildos aren't enough anymore. I need to get fucked for real.
About 6 years ago I had a short buttplay phase and I wish it had lasted longer so I wouldn't be starting from scratch now that I really want to do more of it. I'm sticking to fingers for the time being though, improvised dildos do feel good but it's not worth it. Also I know everyone mentions K-lube but I used coconut oil as a lub and it works, since I'm only going to be doing like two fingers at most in my ass I can worry about getting proper lube when I get a proper toy. Man why did I only just now have to realize I'm a bottom?
>>11534378Just the balls? You want to lose the feeling in your balls? Or do you mean you want the most intense feeling part of the leg waking up, but in your balls?
>>11534651If you are in the EU, then Vet gels is the stuff to buy. Sure, x-lube and such is very slippery between two surfaces, but it require the lube to stay where it is needed to work, which they do not always do.Vet gel stick better to the surface you want to lube.
>>11534590Get a fuckmachine. I had a period where I was fantasizing every day to go to a male only sauna thats in my city (which is basically a place for men to meet and have sex). But never really pulled the trigger, too much fear of contracting diseases. So I just decided to settle on a fuckmachine. It does the job. Its honestly a shame that STDs are so common in male sex, if they didnt exist I would get myself railed by a group of 10 men at least twice a week, but alas.
>>11534682There's one I've been seeing on social media recently, the Fuckyeah Machine. They look fun but unfortunately I don't have the means to get one now.And yeah, about STDs, I hope some day humanity can at least eradicate the permanent ones.
So in a couple of weeks I will be going overseas and I'm planning to fuck/get fucked by a newhalf prostitute. I've been trying to open myself up on and off, but it seems like I'm too tight and it really hurts. Will having an experienced partner help?
>>11534694FY machines are very expensive. A Hismith will probably be fine for you. FY machines are mostly for people who want to use very large dildos, because the HiSmith doesnt have the weight and trusting power to deliver the force needed to get properly fucked by large dildos.Anything up to 2.5 to 3.0 inch diameter is fine to use with a Hismith
>>11534736I'll probably need the former then because mine is bigger than that, haha
>>11534485Glycerine is what your reacting to. Don't use glycerine lubes.
>>11534489There are THC sex lubes available at some cannabis stores purpose made for internal pleasure.
>>11534521so what exactly is the shelf life for mixed xlube? and does it go bad or does it just lose it's consistency?
>>11534878Don't keep a batch for more than two weeks. I use an eight ounce sports bottle and mix no more than six ounces at a time which is enough for everything except marathons with XL toys.
>>11534694>And yeah, about STDs, I hope some day humanity can at least eradicate the permanent ones.Having researched into that topic myself because I had risky encounters with female prostitutes (luckily HIV negative), mRNA tech has the potential to induce the type of antibodies that could actually completely stop HIV from reproducing in the system. And once you've achieved that, all that remains is using potent activators to get rid of the reservoir. There are case reports of women in South America whose body fought of HIV by itself because of the antibodies.Once HIV has been cured then all other virus are trivial to cure. Only resistant bacteria remains a threat then.
>>11534873They're just a larp
>>11534694Buy hismith premium 3 and spend the savings compared to the fuck yeah on dildos
>>11534667Both
>>11534878Havent tested myself but from xlube's site:"XLube has been tested according to USP microbiological standards, and no bacterial growth was observed after 14 days. So if stored properly, a mixed batch can be used safely over that time."https://xlube.com/pages/main-faqsSo it lasts longer than 14 days but youre taking chances if you go longer than that.And while i already have this pulled up heres what they say happens when it goes bad:"- The gel becomes cloudy or opaque- It starts to separate into water and residue- It feels weaker or less cohesive than usual"
>>11534878quite a long time despite what everyone is saying. as long as theres no bacteria, it'll keep and wont get cloudy or break apart or get itchy or gross or anything. i make a big 32 oz bottle of concentrated thick gel and dispense that into a smaller 10oz squeeze bottle where i then dilute it with water for use. i mixed the big bottle again like 2 or 3 months ago and its clean and clear and thick as fuck. and im not even particular about cleaning and disinfecting anything. its JUST clean.now, i use reverse osmosis filtered water, so using shitty or hard water is probably not a good idea for longevity. x-lube is made with preservatives for a reason. because it goes into your body, they and the people here recommend 2 weeks max. and you can do that just mix less and DONT be scared if you still have half a bottle but 2 weeks are up. just keep using it and next time make less to avoid future risks.i JUST got off. i just njoyed myself while massage gunning my pubic bone. lube worked great, no discomfort, no itching, no burning, and my ass is sensitive to shitty lubes and latex
>>11534885That's only half the battle, the half is somehow wrangling retards who will rawdog a hooker and give their romantic partner or some other casual sexual partner the clap or something.
>>11534891I mean, he says he uses large dildos. As I described before, the reason why people buy the FY fuckmachine is because its specifically designed for larger dildos. My regular hismith already kind of struggles with my largest 3.0 dildo, it doesnt have enough counterweight or pushing power, so the hismith just kind of gets pushed backwards instead of the dildo pushing inside of me. The hismith is great, but it really falls short on larger dildos, so anybody who is into that shouldnt buy a hismith they will be dissapointed
>>11534489Have you considered asking AI, specifically Gemini which has the entire repository of internet history + medical journals + user generated video content (youtube, etc) integrated into it to ask this question? Rather than rely on the opinions of a few buttsluts on 4chan for your info?>>11534890It's not a larp. Maybe the product you bought is defunct. The Kush Queen version has been highly effective in heightening sensation in the prostate for me. Gotta keep it in there for 30+ minutes to soak in.Also to the PLURfags in here, note that is does have interactions with other medications (SSRIs and more) as well as affects certain organs (pancreas) and diseases/conditions (digestive, diabetes, etc). Don't accidentally anhero from cumming thru your ass
Just got a large stoic in standard firmness, wish i got it in firmer option. Suction cup works really well, looks beautiful. feels really nice in the hand but again, not stiff enough to really jam it in. I notice its best with full length strokes, does create some unique sensations but i cant decide how much i like it. Ill continue experimenting>>11533185Yeah, this is why i think it would be better to get a smaller one you can just slip in like earbuds and sync music to it or something for a novel experience. Also as anon said its best with lower settings, i set its global vibration strength to 30% and then use patterns with that, its more pleasant
Is there anything I should think about if I want to wear my plug outside? The only thing I'm unsure about is how to keep it properly lubed so it isn't a pain to take out later
>>11535053They talk about the "unique feeling of the flare" a lot in the description on their website but how different is it from another horse dildo? They recommend the standard because of how they designed the flare but you are the third anon who has posted that they regret getting it in standard firmness.
>>11533257>AIWhat service do you use for the chat that supports lovense integration?
You guys think some people just plain don't feel good from anal? Or is it just a skill issue?I've been playing with my butt for a while but I've yet to really experience anything really enjoyable or worth the effort. It's pretty much just a cycle of forgetting this feeling and getting horny based on how I imagine it will feel that keeps me coming back to it. In the moment, I feel kinda... flat? It doesn't hurt but it's about as pleasurable as someone rubbing a spot on my arm over and over, pleasant in a way but not anything more. On very rare occasions I'll have head rushes or start to feel something down there but as soon as I concentrate on it, it goes away.
>>11535099Have you tried combining it with standard masturbation? I find that jerking off while wearing a butt plug really enhances the experience.
>>11535103yes but it isn't so much better that it feels worth the prep and cleanup and everything
>>11535104Do you take fibre? I might just be lucky, but I find I don't need to do any prep just for a butt plug. And cleanup is just some paper towel to clean my cheeks of leftover lube, and some hot soapy water for the plug.
>>11535091its the only flared toy i have so i cant comment on how it stacks up. I also have not had enough time to really try all the different positions its possible i just need to use it differently. So my only comment right now is that the suction cup works good and i wish it was dual density so it was stiff enough to not need to use my hand to insert it back if it comes out. I would like it a lot more if i could just lean into it.>>11535099Its a subtle feeling and you have to not think about it too much. The real key is figuring out how to be able to just steadily and consistently do it. That feeling will build up over time. Its also partially based on how turned on you are in the moment. You can slowly psych yourself up so it feels better faster when you start, and sometimes it can take 10+ minutes before you even get the first hint of a feeling.We are really spoiled by having dicks. If you wanted to you could cum in the next couple of minutes even if you arent in the mood at all right now. Anal is more like meditation.
>>11535099it's skill issue
>>11535099i dont enjoy anything about things going in and out of my butt repeatedly. prostate is where its atso if u dont like the in-n-out just try to branch out
>>11535099I think it's partly a skill issue but also some people are just more drawn to this sort of pleasure. Stupid food analogy but making a great steak takes skill however some people just enjoy steak more than others, which can sometimes mean that they have higher expectations but also that they can still enjoy a subpar steak since it is still a steak
>>11535119Idk man it seems like my prostate just plain doesn't do anything. I've tried like half the prostate massagers on the market and an njoy wand and mindgasm and all kinds of stuff and the most that ever happens is it kinda feels a little warm for a second and then it's gone.
Anyone have any recommendations for lovense patterns? Specifically for the mini machine and hush. The search function on the app is sooo bad and a lot of the ones I've tried are pretty mid. Controlling it myself is finee but I just want to turn my brain off and let it take me
>>11534410>picI'd cry like that too if I didn't have a prostate.
>>11535099I wouldn't recommend this if you aren't gay but for me, bottoming for real beats toys all days of the week. It's a combination of letting someone else be in control of the pleasure/motions and knowing that you're giving someone else pleasure. Plus dicks are just hot and can actually cum.So even if I don't always necessarily cum from just the anal, it leaves me feeling really good.
I got Neotori's Medium Carrot, and it looked so huge. It slipped inside on the second session. I expected to struggle with it for weeks...>>11534878You can also get K-Lube. It's basically X-Lube with some preservatives. My current bottle is like 3-4 weeks old and it's just fine.
>>11535164>I wouldn't recommend this if you aren't gay but for me, bottoming for real beats toys all days of the week. It's a combination of letting someone else be in control of the pleasure/motions and knowing that you're giving someone else pleasure. Plus dicks are just hot and can actually cum.>So even if I don't always necessarily cum from just the anal, it leaves me feeling really good.I think anon and everyone else has to stick with a girl fucking their ass, then
>>11535099If it never felt good for you, why did you start doing anal to begin with? I dont understand people who try to force themselves to enjoy it, it should come natural. All throughout my life starting from my teenage years when I experimented with masturbation Ive combined it with anal, simply because it felt good, I was drawn to it, things rubbing past my asshole would give me shivers of pleasure, so naturally I would try to manually stimulate that area more and more. It sounds to me in your case, you read about other people saying it feels good, so you want to experience that aswell. But it doesnt work like that, not everybody has the same erogenous zones. For example there are plenty of gay people even who are exclusively tops, why? Because anal stimulation doesnt do it for them. No need to keep forcing yourself to like something that you dont like
>>11535053>>11535091Standard firmness being recommended on Neotori is a crime. It sucks for all their dildos, its way too soft, especially for dildos that you want to ride, theyre so soft they dont even stand up, they just flop on the floor. I made that mistake once and never again, everything I order from them now I always pick the firmer option
>>11535206The negatives of a girl tho is that you can't relate to the pleasure they feel (unlike with a guy). And with a guy it's pretty clear that they felt good since they can cum. Girls also don't have a dick sadly, so it's back to toys (which I guess is a positive if you prefer a shape that's not dick-like).
Are knotted dildos worth it? How do you continue the session once you're 'knotted'?
>>11535242Duel sided dildo helps
>>11535257I LOVE knots, but I also really love plugs so your mileage may vary. I squeeze hard once it's inside and ride the waves for a minute or two and then go back to fucking like normal, occasionally shoving the knot back in and repeating. Mine is a little smaller than my bigger toys so it's great for loosening up, bigger knots can be a real pain though, quite literally.
>>11535264How does that work? How does the dildo not just get stuck in the guys ass unless the girl has amazing kegel muscles lol
>>11535257>Are knotted dildos worth it?hell yeah they are, the feeling of the knot pressing against you is great even if you aren't planning on getting it in
>>11535257I love my knotted dildoI usually masturbate by fucking my self with the shaft and with each thrust I push the knot harder against my hole, stretching it slightly more than last time. It usually takes my about 10 minutes to work the knot in and once it does it makes me feel like such an bitch. Of course once it pops in its much easier to pop it in and out again and again but usually I just jack off once the knot is in enjoying the feeling of being full and fantasizing what ever beast is breeding me that time cumming into my ass
Looking at a M sleipnir from bad dragon and I'm not sure if I should go for medium firmness or firm. My only other point of comparison is a M/firm mundir from Neotori which I remember reading was about on equal to BD's medium.
>>11535092>What service do you use for the chat that supports lovense integration?i use Kindroid.ai on PC/browser , and the lovense integration is a custom tampermonkey script, found a lovense AI script on reddit and then just tweaked/improved it with ChatGPT to work with kindroid
>>11535264>Duel sided dildoDual sided dildo duel. Who can dildo the other more.
>>11535279I should have mentioned a harness is pretty much required, but yeah her kegals vs your clenching. But that's a bit of the fun! As you relax and she squezes your getting thrusted whereas the inverse she's sorta jamming it in then riding it. Or just in general grinding on the dildo. Having a vibrating one also helps both parties.As always your milage may vary, was kinda tricky finding positions that worked for both of us. Prone bone her on top and reverse cowgirl me on top worked for us.
>>11535291>>11535293Intriguing, I wonder how into cock shopping the wife might be. A knot sounds fun now but if it puts her off it wouldn't be
>>11535279Nta, i think youd need some sort of divider in the middle. But generally a dildo should also tend to slide out of the ass unless theres something actively pushing it in so it should work for some level of fucking.Theres also strapons that have some some vaginal attachments. Probably the best option for some hard fucking. (pic from inumi toys)
>>11535332I've wanted to try that! but the dildo in question was too floppy (also probly too slim/short lol)
>>11535337That seems the worst possible angle to advertise that product, but I like the idea
>>11535340lol yeah, it's the only angle they show the straps. Most "strapons" with insertions dont have straps and tend to work horribly because of it.
>>11535343Yup yup, kinda like chastity cages in that regard.Thing looks pretty fun
>>11535338dildo 1 <- double sided suction cup -> dildo 2
>>11534878When i used isopropanol to wet the granules before mixing with water the lube seems to last indefinitely actually. It's alchemy though. The water being pure unchlorinated (bottled/filtered/distilled...) seems to have an impact.
>>11535347>~mortal combat theme~>"Choose your weapon!">character select screen of dildos appearsI dig it anon
>>11535099I'm like you too, I experimented with anal masturbation since I've heard about prostate orgasms and now it has been like over a decade but at best it was just some satisfaction of "oh wow I can take it" than an orgasm and nowadays I just lurk this thread once in a while. My theory is it's because I'm kind of a mostly low libido person with a high baseline for pleasure, like I don't get wet dreams or raging random erections so the prostate not being very sensitive could be a natural extension of that
>>11535099Probably a combination of things. I definitely have my favorite toys, and lube and way to play. If I take it very slow, it's seriously enjoyable. Then a lot of times when I pull it out after the first time putting it in I squirt cum. Like as soon as it reaches a spot cum squirts. It's involuntary. That being said I have to be in the right head space to have the best time.
>>11534997Big larp, stop shilling, THC cannot absorb into the body like that
>>11535373As I said before, not everybody has the same erogenous zones. Some women (and even some men for that matter) for example can cum just from their nipples being stimulated, while for others it can feel "boring".Anal is the same thing, I remember one time a previous girlfriend of mine giving me a full body massage as foreplay, when she reached my ass some of her fingers would lightly brush past my asshole and it would make me shiver with pleasure and rockhard as well. Sadly I never had the guts to ask her to put any fingers inside but alas. Point being that for some people it can be an incredibly sensitive, erogenous area while for others it can just feel like theyre touching any other part of their skin.Not to mention, prostate positioning and size can vary a lot. For some it can be shallow inside the ass, for some it can be deeper, some can have a small one and some can have a larger one.tl;dr: if its not for you, its not for you, dont force it
>>11532520So i've got a small mundir, standard firmness, absolutely love the knot, but the problem with it is the base sucks - i'm always worried its going to disappear up my ass and end up in a really embarrassing A&E visit, I could mount it on a plate since it has a suction cup, but I like fucking my ass when im on my back or side so that doesnt really work.>>11533155stoic is my next purchase, going to get standard firmness (soft) so the head can do the deform thing that it does as you push it in, apparently you dont get that with the firm option
>>11535221This! and i got a lot of neotori stuff all in standard firmness. however, i’m happy with my large carrot, so it is at least a little bit forgiving. stoic in standard with that ‘effect’ sounds good on paper, but not doing much. i think the flare would be better in firm. also, jorhan large in standard is good, so doesnt necessarily reorient your internals too much as probably in firm.in any case, they should make more clear, which toys just bend how much in standard vs firm. they could add pictures for that.
>>11533155The Medium/Medium Chance Unflared I have is my go-to toy. Don't have a Stoic but I am curious about getting one because of the more pronounced flare. That said, the feeling of the ridges of the flare on my Chance rubbing against my prostate are heavenly already so I don't know if I should drop another $150 on yet another horsecock.
>>11535454well, don’t be disappointed about that. personally, i think it’s not doing much, but i’d be curious if that’s just me. in firm, you’d get at least a solid flare. my stoic is large and standard. (i just made two posts with overlapping info, but i’m not on a mission or something. ymmv)
Looking for dildo recommendations in a shape similar to pic related, especially if they can be color-customized
>>11534471Came to ask the same thing after trying my dildo again for the first time in a while. Spit isn’t enough and lube burns always been that way so it’s hard to enjoy even though I really want to…>>11534521Is jlube noticeably worse? It’s half the price, I guess you get what you pay for. What’s the difference?
is there anyone in this thread also into like, light-scat, not hardcore smearing or anything, but like, just the idea of desperation, feeling full, playing while you need to take a dump, your dom purposely trying to make you make a mess, etc?I only say this in case others are into that. My wife is cool with the kink so every now and then I get to do desperation play. I shave my ass, get it nice and smooth, wear stockings, and hold back from going for at least a day before putting in a Dulcolax suppository about an hour before we do anything with my butt. I know it's gross to the majority of people, but holy shit nothing gets me into buttslut mode more than being at the mercy of her while I'm chained to the bed, feeling full and trying not to make a mess while she teases my ass. It's a whole other level of embarrassment, exposure, and just after I shit (whether I make it to the toilet or blow before then), it's literally like cumming. As in, even if I don't actually orgasm, my mind is reset the same as if I did just jack off. And I do legit try my hardest to not make a mess because I don't actually want to spend my night washing the bedsheets or anything like that, so the actual danger and risk just adds so much to it. Getting to the point where I'm begging her to please stop, I can't hold it,--it's incredible. If it does happen, I take full responsibility and clean up completely. Anything that was soiled, a full shower, all of it is done. But god, the feeling of desperation is insane, especially when you're helpless and reliant on someone else determining whether you have clean up work, or if they're merciful and let you go before that happens. Scat does not have to be about the shit. It can be entirely about the above.
>>11535525I'm into diapers and the occasional 'accident' so I get the desperation aspect. Gonna be a no from me dog on that specific use case tho
>>11535525gross
>>11535506J-lube is meant to be mixed and used right away. It contains sugars to make it easier to mix but if left out for too long could grow bacteria. It has no preservatives to stop that. In terms of solely the lubricating action it should be identical.The intended use case is for veterinary or livestock not putting things up your ass. It makes a bit more sense why they focus on the ease of making huge quantities of lube from that point of view.In comparison, k-lube has preservatives and x-lube is pure polyethelene oxide (the base of these lubes) with no additives.
>>11535535Also to add to this, they all mix into so much lube you dont really need to sweat about the price. You wont be buying more very often. A single 100g bottle of X-lube mixes in to 20 liters of lube.X-lube apparently has about twice the yield compared to J-lube. Makes sense since theres no additives taking up extra space.K-lube claims almost identical yield to J-lube.
i just got fucked in the ass by some guy i met on grindr, since im pretty new to this, im guessing that some small irritation is to be expected, right?no actual pain tho.gotta say, it didnt felt as good as i though it would, i spent most of the time trying to get into a comfortable position and enduring the feeling of my shitting myself every time he pulled out his dick, does that feeling ever go away? i guess its the kind of stuff i have to get used to it?
>>11533786I'm similar, so I bought lockboxes that I store my toys in. It's a little extra hassle storing them and unboxing them when I want to use them, but it's very nice to know that no one can see inside them
Hey fellow buttsluts!Just got these two lovelies the other day. The dildo def isn't as impressive as some of the ones y'all talk about, but it's ever so slightly larger than the one I've been using, and the shape is really pleasing- looking forward to taking that bulge.The plug is more aspirational however. The biggest plugs I have is 1.59" wide, so jumping up to 2" is gonna take some work lol. Any advice besides taking it slow, plenty of lube, etc?
>>11535655Ive considered it, probably should do that for peace of mind
What lube lasts the longest? I want to try wearing my plug for a few hours
>>11535766Silicone lube, by far. Nothing else comes close.Though if youre using a silicone plug it may try to absorb silicone lube and not work as well.For just a few hours ive had no problem with any lube ive tried.If the plug seals you ass it also seals in the moisture so it wont dry out as fast as when fucking yourself with a dildo.
I am so annoyed with anal. It never feels like it is good enough for the effort you have to put in with cleaning and preparing.I have tried dildos, prostate massagers, plugs, vibrators, you name it. The only things that have been kind of good are Aneros Helix and the magic wand thing (bent g-spot massager rod). Prostate vibrators never feel anything.Dildos have never been good, but I wish they where. I have tried small, large, dotted, knotted (never been able to pass the knot) but they always just feel teasing. Never giving you the feel of relief. It is just frustration. I have tried different positions but the only that does not give me discomfort is having it attached to the wall and standing. On the side and use hand is way too tiring.Tried longer sessions with plugs to stretch and get used to the feeling. And try larger dildos. While it is somewhat better it is still not good enough for the effort you have to put it.I don't know what to do. I just want to throw everything in the garbage except the aneros and wand.Sorry for the rant. Feel free to give suggestions on what I can do.
>>11535639Practice makes perfect
>>11535834Increase your fiber intake and fasting windows, makes for less clean out/ prep required. Especially if you time out your system and plan around when your shitting.Eating fermented foods also helps via probiotics: yogurt, pickles, kombucha, etc. Note: Lot of products will advertise having 'probiotics' but if it's shelf stable (non-refrigerated) that's bullshit advertising.If your guts are a mess anal is gonna be too
>>11535785Thanks I'll keep that in mind. I have a few different plugs, some silicone and some glass so I'll probably try both my normal water based lube and the silicone one and see which one I find the nicest.
>>11535834Probably not applicable unless you're gay but getting a bf helped me. It's kind of like going to the gym. When doing it solo it is easy to get disheartened. But doing it with someone else gives a different kind of push/motivation
>>11535639If I'm properly stretched I don't really get the shitting feeling at all, or it at least disappears after like a minute. It helps if you're getting fucked by someone that you can tell to slow down or to just push deep and keep it there, so that you can properly get into it without it hurting or being uncomfortable.
>>11535834Why do you feel like you "need" to enjoy anal?>>11535220>>11535429I hate to keep repeating myself so Im just gonna link my previous replies. What it should be:>Anal area is very sensitive and always has been, you noticed this even since you were a teenager so you naturally enhanced it by buying toys when you get olderWhat it shouldnt be: >I heard from others that anal feels good, so Im going to keep trying and trying and trying until it can feel that good for me tooI dont really understand why there are so many people these days who try to force themselves to enjoy a sexual activity that they are not already naturally drawn towards. Like do you think you could force a person to enjoy bondage or SM if it was never their thing? No ofcourse not, people get into that kind of stuff because they are naturally drawn towards it. You cant force a fetish or sexual preference onto yourself
>>11535834I literally slap a dildo to the wall in the shower, finger my ass a little with lube and then plap away. I'll cum, clean up and take the rest of my actual shower long before I come close to running out of hot water in my shitty old water heater.
>>11535864It took me months to feel good from anal, and I mostly kept with it because I was curious about the things I read online, including on this thread. When I had my first good session my first thought was I'm glad I kept trying to make this work because if I had just dipped at the first sign of a challenge I never would have gotten here. Of course I never got as frustrated as >>11535099 or >>11535834, but not everyone that enjoys or could enjoy anal is a natural buttslut.>>11535373fwiw, I'm an asexual guy with pretty low libido and like I said I needed a long time to get into this stuff. I have no idea what you've tried but it might be worth it to experiment a little to see if you can get any better results. For me klube, a mindgasm session, and an edible helped me have a breakthrough
>>11535885Fair, I still find it a bit of a weird way to go about things. Saying that its a "challenge" that needs to be overcome. You dont need to like anal, your life will be fine without anal. Would you tell a guy that doesnt enjoy sticking his dick inside of a girl that he just needs to keep trying and trying, that its a challenge that he should overcome and that he shouldnt give up? No, it should naturally feel good.But hey Im not gonna sit here and preach, its everybodies own body they can do as they please, just giving my 2cents
So I got into anal before I ever even jerked off. I was sticking things up my bum since I was about 10. I believe I started doing this because I found a whole shitload of dirty Club magazines in a trash can. I took them all home, there were like hundreds, and started looking through them all. I remember trying forever to cum like the guys were in the magazines. I honestly had no idea what I was doing. There was tons and tons of anal in these mags... That was something I could try, so I did. I started with fingers and little travel shampoo bottles. I did that for years, not really knowing why because I still had never cummed before. At about 13 I got my hands on a box of condoms, so I was able to start putting all sorts of different, and bigger things in my butt, because anything can be a dildo if you put a condom on it. I remember the first time I finally cummed I had a big sharpie up my butt and I was humping a pillow. I remember it was so much fucking cum and it felt so good. Years go on and I upgraded to actual dildos, but there wasn't a reliable way to get them mail order back then, so I had to buy them all face to face at this seedy sex shop with jerk off rooms in the back. Then I got a gf and I told her about my penchant for anal, she allowed me to fuck her ass, but only fucked mine once with a strap on and was super mean about it. Thinking about it now, it was definitely rapey. She was very intense with it intentionally, and really hurt me. I had asked her to fuck me though, so I didn't want to complain about it. I had also agreed to some bondage so I couldn't get away. She was very rough and didn't stop or slowdown at all when I asked, and the strap on was very big. Not too big for me, but the way she used it was too much for me. If I was using it myself there wouldn't have been any pain. We broke up and I got more and more toys, bigger toys. I got Jlube and that changed my world. Now I fuck myself pretty much every night before bed. 1/2
>>11535864I dont think it necessarily needs to be totally sensitive from the start or for your first session to be amazing.However, if it's purely chasing around pleasure and not having a good time, that doesnt seem worth continuing.When i started out, i had fantisized about it for a long time and nothing much went on in terms of prostate or anal orgasms. But it did feel good to have something in my ass while jerking off. There were many times where i would lay down and poke around, feeling nice but not really going anywhere close to orgasm. Eventually i did figure things out to get consistent orgasms but i was still having a decent bit of fun (or a nice relaxing time) either way.I never did any cleaning out beforehand, just good diet and listening to the body (shit has happened, it's hard to interpret the body perfectly from the start). It probably helps to not have effort "invested" and feeling like you must get something out of it.And i wonder if that same feeling arises for people asking for advice here. If a method worked for someone else it might seem like it should work for you too and lead to the expectation of orgasms.It's also harder to have a fun time if youre very stressed or tired.>>11535834Go take a break from anal until you arent annoyed anymore.With dildos youre fully in control of your fate. They wont do anything automatically. Your skill and experience matters a lot.I had trouble figuring out silicone dildos to begin with and had better luck with glass dildos. Smooth with a bulb at the end.My initial technique for glass dildos was wiggling it back and forth bonking my prostate a bunch. Incredibly tiring to do for long.Now i can do fine with any dildo that i can thrust nicely but it took time to figure out. And im not even sure that my current skills would work when i first started. It also took time for muscle to develop since i figured out it feels really good to squeeze down on dildos but i couldnt squeeze for long at first.
>>115358992/2I almost never cum without something in my butt. I have a pretty large dildo I love, but it's just regular hung human. I'll lube my ass a little with my fingers and standing up I'll push the head to my pucker, and keep pressure on. I'll concentrate on relaxing my anus and I'll feel the muscle start to relax and I focus on that feeling and concentrate more, without increasing the pressure on my hole, I'll feel it relax even more and the the whole thing slides in effortlessly. It feels fucking amazing. Every time I do it (almost every night) I cum almost instantly on that first penetration. It will glide in and fit perfectly. I feel so full, and it pushes on my prostate perfectly, then when I pull it out for the first time, I squirt cum. Then I can just go crazy and not have to worry about any pain, or re lubing. I'm certain the neighbors have heard me going nuts. Now I'm older and lonely and while still attracted to women, have opened up to the idea of letting a man fuck me just for the experience.
Why when I ride a dildo, there excite me more big tits and asses? I usually like beautiful tits of any size
>>11535899What's her number, I wanna get tied up and ravaged
>>11535934Probably just overcompensating for the fact you're realizing you're gay but you want to still be in denial
>>11535934cuz you want to top small girls and get topped by big girls
Had some free time, come mess around with my ass for a bit.https://c.lovense-api.com/gcls/gx60egov
>https://c.lovense-api.com/gcls/giip440vPlay with my butt for a bit
>>11535951This is the way
>>11533117Attractive
>>11535785my ass rejects plugs like half an hour in. oh i can fuck my ass for 3 hours straight but wearing any plug longer than 30 minutes makes my sphincter complain
>>11535899>got into anal before I ever even jerked offI wish I could go back and do that. I started masturbating at 5. I figured out that strumming my little cock felt good. I didn't start trying anal until I was like 16. Fuck I wish I had stuck something in my ass first and started before penis pleasure became so ubiquitous. It's taking so long to unlearn what sexual pleasure is, but in those moments when it clicks for a little anal is amazing.
>>11536031If youre sure it's only your sphincters, you need a plug with a thin neck. If the neck is thin enough, your sphincters will be able to fully relax around it.Youll always be able to take more actively moving in and out than holding it in for a long time.I have a lot of issues with some plugs but if you find the right one it should work out.If it isnt just the sphincters, you can also end up uncomfortable if the plug is too big, too pointy, too long, seals too well, is too hard, or you're moving around too much. Usually a combination.My favorite to wear for extended periods is a small glass T handle plug. Ive even slept with it in many times. Ive got quite a few silicone plugs that are a bit bigger and end up giving me cramps if kept in for long.
>>11535099You either feel it or you dont. For me, beyond the stretch, when a toy is just "normal", it's half physical half mental. I feel phtsically what I'm doing is touching all the nerves and sweetly messing up my body's response, I feel mentally that I enjoy it like masturbating. When i'm "hitting the spot" whatever that means for anyone, it turns my brain into slut mush and I can let myself go into the act. Idk this is all highly individual experience and complicated.I started by having a small toy in and masturbating, and having way stronger orgasms. The body takes time to physically learn *anything*. "Sleep on it" is more than a euphemism.When I was physically adjusted to be able to actually fuck [insert whatever size] safely (no strain, pain, problems or bleeding from *fucking it*), I can let myself go, get super horny, and really enjoy just the anal.It's a total reversal of touching your dick, in a way.Again YMMV, everyone is different and/or at a different stage or ability or point in life, but for me it's half the physical half the mental.I can physically feel when I'm sexually building up from only anal, but I learned that from masturbating with something in there, feeling how thd body responds internally from a normal buold up and orgasm, and taking the time to both let my insides chamge to handle it and be able to let go of the external/dick sensation to make it happen.At the end of the day if it isn't for you it isn't for you. If that's really how it is dont feel bad at all, you've simply learned something about yourself and can move on to something else in your life.
Best toy I’ve ever bought.The Post 120 from Topped Toyshttps://toppedtoys.com/cdn/shop/files/PST120Scale.png?v=1763163783&width=1080Once you pass the middle ridge it just gets sucked all the way in.When you pull it out, the ridge lets you pause right at the max circumference without it popping straight out of your butt.It’s so smooth I could even slowly ride it at the end.
Is there anything to help moisturize my anus and penis? this time of year my skin gets a little dry.
>>11536080damn, thats a nice looking big plug nglalmost got tempted to grab myself, but uhh... 200$ total and then ill get another 25% mandatory tax on import, sigh, maybe not..Neck size is pretty huge, whats longest time you've had it in for?
>>11535853do NOT use silicone lube on silicone objectsthey will be destroyed
How do you stay in the mood for anal masturbation after effectively emptying water multiple times for a while?
>>11535889>it should naturally feel good.it literally doesif it doesn't, there's a massive skill issue involvedit's anatomically impossible to not feel gooda lack of pleasure is user error
>>11536187look at and share anal-focused pics.
>>11536186Has anyone else had issues with oil-based lubes getting absorbed into silicone and kind of damaging it?
Do you feel like you should have been a girl from how much you like getting fucked?
>>11535525You're a despicable cunt, gtfo
>>11536131Yeah it’s expensive af sadly, but worth it.Stayed on it for about an hour. The first insertion is wild the angled neck makes it slowly crawl back into your ass after the bulge, stretching you a second time. I ended up cumming as soon as I started riding itNext time I’m going for a 4hour session without riding, maybe while playing Tales of Androgyny to distract myself.
>>11535899>>11536046My earliest experiences with anal was when my mother would insert a rectal thermometer every time I was sick to check for fever. And I remember thinking "this feels kind of good". Later on I would even sometimes lock myself in the bathroom and put the thing in and out of my ass by myself. And that was way before I ever even masturbated.I didnt fully get into it until much much later though, because growing up there was no possibility to have toys delivered to your house anonymously, you would have to buy them in person. And there was no information to come by like these threads so I didnt know how to properly clean myself or to use lube.But boy oh boy when I did fully get into it with the toys, the good lube, fully cleaning myself out, it was like I rediscovered a lost part of my sexuality and I started remembering aswell that I played with my ass long before I ever played with my dick.
After 2 weeks of daily anal during my vacation I have finally achieved boypussy status. My hole turned into a large vertical slit. I have ascended
>>11536275Congrats anon!
Have you ever noticed the bigger the dildo the more similar men and women sound to each other
>>11536186This is not true. Silicone toys may swell a bit as they absorb the lube but it doesnt do any permanent damage unless you make it swell to extreme extents (dont give your silicone toys a silicone lube bath for a month). They will return to normal after some time.Just from the amount of lube you will use for putting something in your ass, it isnt enough to cause swelling to an extent that can damage the toy. You wont even notice a difference. The absorbtion process happens extremely slowly.Silicone lube has never been shown to cause any degredation of the silicone itself. It wont melt, chemically burn, or destroy a toy.The reason manufacturers always say "dont use silicone toys with silicone lube" is to cover their asses legally. There was a case where a shitty toy and a shitty lube joined forces and gave someone chemical burns. Then got sued over it. This will not happen from platinum cure silicone and high quality silicone lube.That said, i still wouldnt recommend silicone lube on silicone toys. It can make the silicone trap odors even more than it already does. Silicone LOVES other silicone and wants to be with it so silicone lube will stick to the silicone toy and not want to let go (silicone hates water so it's hard to wash off silicone from silicone), it may also get into the pores of the silicone (silicone is not non porous, it just has pores so small no bacteria or virus can get in). And since it absorbs, your lube is slowly disappearing and if it absorbs a bunch you may need to let it sit out for a long time so it lets go of the lube.
>>11536290in the end>a hole is a hole
>>11536194Assuming you dont mean silicone oil (silicone lubes use polydimethylsiloxane).Ive never heard of anyone having issues with oil based lubes. Coconut oil is a fairly common lube choice. Some blends may have vegetable oils, shouldnt cause any harm to silicone.Though beware that some lube brands mix and match. For example, theres "Boy Butter Oil" which mixes coconut oil and silicone oil and could possibly put some of the silicone oil into a toy.
>>11535525sounds like you could enjoy the pig girl hypno files...
>>11536317
Man, I wish I could just clone myself. I fantasize about it a lot, an exact replica of myself that I could just have sex with all day long every day.I often even record myself riding dildos or getting fucked by my hismith and then jack off to it later. I have such a nice body too, amazing ass, better than most females, and a well above average dick, having sex with myself would be so much fun... Strangely, I have zero desire to have sex with another guy but I have an insatiable urge to have sex with myself. An urge that I can sadly never ever satisfy since its literally impossible, sigh. Its so very frustratingDont tell me Im alone in this, Ive never heard anybody ever talk about a "clone fetish" or something similar lol
>>11536331There is a good Naruto doujin about thathe sexy jutsu his clone and start fucking it
>>11536331>>11536346https://e-hentai.org/g/1302146/1ca324200e/
>>11536346>>11536347I need that power, stat
>>11534385Man, you really wasted a once in a lifetime opportunity.
total beginner here, should I buy an aneros, njoy wand, dildo, something else?just want to give my wrist a break
>>11536371as someone who just bought an anerosanerosi think you just missed a prime day sale for 20% off of everything thoughthe first session i didnt reaaallly feel much, gave just a bit of the "something is in my butt" feeling (already a bit experienced so this isnt novel to me), the second session literally activated something and i was having involuntary full body contractionsit was a weird feeling because it wasnt like, becuse of PLEASURE per se, it was just happening, but inside near the prostate a feeling WAS buildingi did stop because i think i got myself out of the zone getting up to get a rag in case i went over the edge but doing that stopped that feeling from coming back again that sessionhowever, when i went to sleep and woke up my prostate was feeling like it was on fire (in the best way to use that word) and the body contractions were going with a very good feeling in my prostate as if i were masturbating and edgingthat went on for a while til i purposely calmed down to ease up the feeling and make it go awayi feel like the next session is going to be bigi bought a second aneros immediately after while the sale was still goingthe above was with the progasm classic (which is actually heavily discounted on their direct website)
>>11536371You'll end up trying all of them at some point probably. Personally, the aneros and njoy wand dont work well. Aneros is a bit of teasing so I'll use it sometimes. Njoy wand can work and feel good but it's a lot of work and so heavy.You ass might have a totally different opinion but that's my thoughts.Also "dildo" is an incredibly wide category. For a first dildo I think it's best to go with a dual density. Some good makers that arent too expensive: uberrime, solina, or blush's neo elite series.
>tfw the knot pops in and it breaks your brain
Taking a few day break made it feel so much more satisfying... Releasing all that pent up heat.
>>11536371In my opinion everyone should get an njoy / cheap knockoff first, it'll help you understand where your prostate is located and what it feels like, this will, in theory, help you decide what do you want next>do I want a deeper toy or do I want a shallower toy>something with an angle>something thin or thick>something light or heavy>temperature play>materials (ie does metal feel nice or do I want something different)Aneros can be a hit or miss since everyone's prostate is located differently, dildos will always come down to preferences (same reasons I mentioned for Njoy), but they're less "flexible" per se. Unfortunately Njoy has downsides too, like the other anon mentioned. Aneros is better for handsfree usage and going back2back, dildos are more fulfilling and can fill a specific niche (flared head, knot, cum tube), vibrators (ie Lovense, Nexus, Svacom) have their own pros too. Njoy is a jack of all trades, but master of none.
>>11536407Anal never feels good for me unless I take a 2-3 day break at minimum. I think my prostate just needs to be filled with a certain amount of cum buildup for it to feel the best. If I do it daily it just feels kinda... bland, because Im still relatively empty from milking myself the day before. Recovery period seems much longer than with normal fapping, because youre literally milking every last drop of cum out
I love girth. There's no replacement for it ^^
Man, the Flathead from Neotori seems severely underrated. I never hear anybody in these threads mention it. It came in for me last week and its quite literally my most favorite dildo ever. The halfknot feels so good to ride and perfectly hits the prostate when aimed towards the front. Not to mention the halfknot is up quite high so not only do you need to go super deep, you can also properly get the knot to glide past your prostate with each stroke. Hnnnggg Im fucking obsessed with this dildo. Highly recommend it, with the stronger firmness, not the recommended soft one. I bought the medium but Im for sure buying the largest model aswell. I fucking need it
>>11536186Wrong
>>11536331Same, but i want to feminise my clone
Where are the sissy hypno videos that focus on rape fantasies and consensual non-consent????
>>11536331I would 100% have sex with a clone of myself.Though my dick is actually bigger than the dildos I typically use. I'd give me a good stretching lol.>Ive never heard anybody ever talk about a "clone fetish" or something similar"selfcest" is the term for this and it's a decently popular fetish.
Do anyone have the greentext cap of anon getting fucked for the first time? It was from a thread from a few months ago and I saw 1 screencap since and never again.
>>11536479>Though my dick is actually bigger than the dildos I typically use. I'd give me a good stretching lol.We should buy the clone-a-willy kit and fuck ourselves with a dildo made after our own dick. Sounds like a plan
>>11536195No way.
>>11536472Try the request board for your request, retard
>>11536520WHERE ARE THEY GIMME NOW
>>11536520Check the catalog RETARD
>>11536300Olive oil, coconut oil, lard.For some reason if I don't clean the silicone with soap afterwards this gets absorbed and later creates these weird warts and surface sponginess. Even with high-quality brand toys.
Finally tried PLUR, my hands were literally shaking before I took it. For the first 30-45 minutes or so I didn't really feel much.Holy. Fucking. Shit. It hit me like a ton of fucking bricks. Literally like having your bitch switch turned on, duct taped, and multiplied by a million; anal felt so fucking good and I just sat on my bed and gooned for 8 hours straight moaning and saying filthy things, finally got to bed around 3am. Literally the best I've ever felt in my entire life. It's like the build up right before climaxing but for 5 hours straight. Didn't even have the energy to clean up, just kept going until I passed out naked on my bed watching porn. Never even came from my cock once, stayed limp the whole time.If anyone else tries this my recommendation would be to have everything ready beforehand bc I created way way more mess than I needed to trying to grab toys and stuff while high. Also went through an entire bottle of lube and wrote all over myself in sharpie lmao1000000/10, already looking forward to three months from now.
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>>11536678Why on earth are you using cooking oils as lube to begin with. Your rectum must be permanently oily, do you blast your ass with soapy water afterwards or what. Just use xlube like a normal person
>>11536678>if I don't clean the silicone with soap afterwardsWhy would you not be cleaning it with soap? You should always be cleaning toys after use and soap and water is the default way.But regardless, since so many people seem to champion coconut oil as totally safe for silicone, i looked into this a bit.Not quite as safe as it seems to be presented (easily as bad as or maybe worse than silicone oil/lube which every brand says never to use). It wont be toxic or act as a solvent or anything but apparently silicone tries to soak up anything nonpolar (hates water which is polar so it likes nonpolar things). Which includes a lot of oils and the ones youve listed.Some oils will really mess up your silicone, actual structural degredation. Including mineral oil which surprised me a bit. Most will just make it swell up like youve had happen with no true damage.Theres a decent amount of research done on this regarding silicone o-rings and gaskets.And there are polar oils which i assume wouldnt create this issue since silicone should push them away the same as water. But youre probably better off switching to a different lube than buying specifically polar oils and trying to figure out which ones wont destroy your ass. Or washing your toys right after...
Why, of all the hentai versions of guy-on-guy sex, do I prefer the one featuring the main character cosplaying as a female anime character and his fans? And yet, I could only find three such manga. The japanese are literally forcing me to start making manga myself.
Alright jojoba anons, what am I in for? Getting two bottles shipped in tomorrow (hopefully) and planning on fucking myself to size queen status over the next few weeks.
>hardcore, using my massive horse cock, go crazy, bigger and bigger toys>asshole feels fine>strain a bit whilst pooping>hole feels raw for days.... I think I'm cursed desu I took a break for about two weeks and I swear I just keep hurting my butt
>>11536706how much did you take? story time?
>>11536794>story time?not much that I didn't cover, but sure:Took 4 tablets, turned on a cock hero pmv, and went to town for about 30 minutes. It really does taste pretty awful as another anon mentioned. Didn't really get any symptoms on the come-up which was nice, just felt a little bit better and horny waiting for it to kick in.Around 30~ minutes it just all hit me like a tidal wave at once. Got a huge burst of energy and every movement in my ass felt like heaven. I wasn't planning to but ended up going ass to mouth over and over again. I kept moaning off horny lines the moment they popped in my head, wrote everything filthy I could think of on my legs, arms, and chest, rode my dildo like a fking madman. Came on my Bumblehooves and as I came it slid past the second sphincter and I thought I was gonna pass out from how intense it was. They were not kidding when they said it makes your ass feel like a pussy.As the energy faded a bit (maybe after two hours) I laid back on my bed and lazily cycled through riding all my toys and sucking the rest, rubbing and slapping them against my face. I genuinely thought it would never end; I took the tablets at 6pm and kept going until 3am. My cock went soft and I couldn't cum no matter how much I tried which just ended up making me goon endlessly. Even today my ass is still REALLY sensitive, managed to cum a few times just from clenching today. I cleaned up a little bit, showered, then took a weed gummy and went back to fucking my ass. It's definitely starting to wear off now, but god, I needed this so fucking bad. I still can't believe how good it felt.
Anyone here on the US West coast that’s ordered direct from the hismith site? How long did it take to arrive?
>>11535674Nobody answered me re: if lube, practice, patience and prayers are the only things I need, or if they have more tips for sizing up. ;_;I did use the dildo, first time was wonderful grinding, second time was a shower session that got messy and got me out of the mood. Think I need to work up to it more than just BLAM insertion.Also I had this clove oil thing I swore by, which relaxes the muscles, which ran i out of. Hopefully l can get more soon
>>11537087
>>11536300>>11536776Fascinating stuff, especially re: Boy Butter and coconut oil. I always assumed those would be safe, because they're not silicone, but did notice some lingering oil on my plugs and such even after I washed them, and figured something was up. Now only really use it for glass or metal, or with a non-latex condom over the toy (since oil breaks down latex.) They also make a water based I've been trying out, doesn't seem to have the same staying power as og boy butter, but if you like the cream texture and want something water based, still seems solid
>>11537087answered what exactly? Are you trying to size up in toys asap or....? If so, yeah you kinda said it, patience + lube is your best friend.. Most importantly just try to enjoy the moments you're putting things in your ass;) If you're in it for the long haul then just keep doing whatever you're doing, dont force it whenever the mood isnt there. Ive been putting stuff up my ass for over a decade and its came and gone in phases, nowadays im almost always plugged with a 2.25in plug and can take a 3.6in plug with just lube and barely any warmup
>>11537096That's rad.-No joking, happy for you :oBut thanks for the advice and assurance that I've got the general idea, and to have fun with every moment of it. I feel kinda like I'm exercising, so I then think I should keep working on it even if I'm not totally in the mood. So maybe I should rethink that. It definitely does come in waves/phases.
>>11537087The best way ive found to get bigger insertions is pushing it in a bit until it feels like a stretch, holding it there for a few seconds, release and let it get pushed out a bit, wait a moment, repeat.Once it's in enough, i like to leave it there for as long as i can without cramping or a few minutes (whichever comes sooner).Also being fully relaxed may not be what you actually want. Try putting a bit of squeeze against the toy as you push it in, it can help loosen or stretch faster.And you'll need more lube than usual when pushing size.Sidenote: this method of stretching also works very well for the rest of the body. Doing a large amount of very short stretches instead of a few long holds. I was inspired after seeing how well it worked for my ass lol.
>>11537091I did a bunch more research on this after that post since things felt a bit too shallow still and i can say that coconut oil is likely one of the best plant oils for silicone. Olive oil is very bad, the lard is not great, and silicone oil is a good bit worse than coconut too.However, all the oils are a bit dubious to use. Probably okay for short exposure but long term they'll all cause issues.Theres also a ton of conflicting sources here.Many manufacturers of cookware or o-rings/seals look at these oils like theyre the devil.While sex toy manufacturers usually have no problem saying theyre okay to use (though many note difficulty in cleaning or possibly making the toy sticky).In a 5 day test with different lubes on silicone buttplugs, coconut oil showed no difference in swell from the control.I found an o-ring manufacturer saying coconut oil can make silicone o-rings swell 10-20%. (Olive oil at 20-40%)I found an industrial chemical/material supplier listing coconut oil as causing >15% swelling.Generally coconut oil is given a decent compatibility rating with silicone for industrial applications. But theyre also comparing it against extreme acids, motor oil, and chemicals that will full on dissolve silicone so it's not surprising it ranks high there. And o-rings and seals are meant to be replaced routinely, we want our dildos to last as long as possible.Coconu (manufacturer of coconut oil based lubes) says it's totally safe and cannot cause any harm in any way. Of course...Theres some mentions of oils ruining silicone baking molds and manufacturers warning against oiling them.One article claims coconut oil does degrade silicone's structure but suuuuper slowly.Softer silicones also seem to absorb faster. And thinner objects are more likely to be damaged by swelling.So... I come to the same conclusion in the end. If youre desperate and clean it thoroughly after a session, it's probably fine. Dubious idea for long uses like an all day buttplug.
>>11536706>>11536873What is PLUR?
>>11537150MDMA with extra steps
>>11537150Molly alternative you can buy online, it was getting recommended here a couple threads back
>>11536728>cooking oilsDon't look up why olive oil exists at all :)It all just absorbs into the skin and keeps it nicely supple and hydrated. Water-based dry you out and often produce uncomfortable sticktion when really pushing surfaces together.>>11536776Yeah pretty much this, I used to just clean with hot water but the soap is really needed to remove the oils before they absorb. I wonder what would be the best method to try fixing some of the worst damage on my older toys, if I wrap them in cotton fabric that seems to pull some oil out but not enough.
>>11537156>>11537166Is it safe?
>>11537230Of course not, like all drugs
>>11537195Very hot water and a strong dishsoap is probably your best bet. Maybe squeeze it a bunch too if that helps get anything out.The hot water is needed to fully liquify all the oils and open up the silicone.Silicone also lessens its hold on oils with higher temps.
I f ing hate my stomach. It makes me never do anal since I have ulcers and its all fucked up. When I can do anal its magical. Lmao my colonoscopy they said my sigmoid colon is fucking huge. Them large toys lol.
>>11537230No, definitely not. Please use discretion with any kind of drug and don't ruin your life just for better goons.
>>11537195I dunno man, I once tried a lube that was somewhat oily and a full day later my asshole was still oily, you cannot flush that shit out. Not to mention it makes a horrible mess and stains everywhere, even if you are to use it in the shower, you still need to clean that shit off. It was all in all a horrible experience. I cant even imagine using pure oil as lube
>>11537230It's illegal in most places (including the US under the analogue act despite the site saying otherwise)It could be laced you never really know with this type of stuffIt's addictingLong term use or more then every 3 months can damage your serotinion receptors (not fucking worth it) and even abiding by 3 months it's still hard on the heart and can fuck up your valvesYou can OD on it, probably won't but you never now when your high.It's not really worth it, you'd have a better time hiring a domantrix to bully your hole
>>11537230As fun as it was, I would say no. Never got addicted to cigs or alcohol or anything before, but the temptation to use PLUR again was really really strong and I know better than to try it before 3 months is up. It's fun as hell, and easy to get shipped because it just comes through regular USPS, but I wouldn't say it's worth tempting fate
>>11536776>Causes it to swell upWait what lube makes my dildo bigger over time? That's amazing
>>11536779Put THC in the jojoba oil and you'll cum your brains out every time
>>11537150Stands for PeaceLoveUnityRespectIt's just a rave thing
>>11537255They know how you got a huge colon how does it feel to know they know you're an anal size queen
>>11536728>Your rectum must be permanently oilygod i wish
>>11537096>>11537105I GOT IT IN! Thanks for the help!Definitely needed to go gradually, back off, then try again. Use other toys to warm up. A wall and a chair helped push or maintain pressure. It did hurt a little bit, on the final push, but I don't think I injured myself, and once it was in all the way. OOH. Must've taken it twice, because I realized the pattern on the toy is some shitty transfer, that was already coming off just with water based lube (for real?) so I slapped a condom on it and used silicone lube, and that did it.It's the biggest toy I've taken yet, and I feel like getting to 2" is opening up a lot of doors (pun intended.)I ended up sleeping with it in (which I know you're not supposed to do, but I had to relish the accomplishment!) and felt like I had a phantom butt plug for half the day. Is that normal? Bc it's kinda hot.Sorry if the pic is too recent to the thread. Just wanted to post some gaping. Glass plugs are amazing bc you can see inside, fyi
uhh analsisters, any of you suspect you developed an allergy to ultraskyn dildos?
So you tell me that mdma and Pure worked like aphrodisiac from hentai? So if I book a hotel room, text a guy with a big dick, and take some pills, I won't be able to back out at the last minute?
My first ever order of toys will arrive later todayIve been unreadonably exited all dayLegitimately my thoughts keep going back to it
>coworker can't seem to sit comfortably, constantly shifting and leaning>passes wind>smells like easyglideThey walk among us...
>>11537567Unless you've had some in the month or two prior and real life throws a curveball the day of, then yeah that's how it'll play out. Your brain floods with lust, you start moaning involuntary, then everything rolls from there until your ass is gaping and filled with cum while you beg for more until it wears off. Don't abuse it, don't go overboard on dose (even 25-50mg is a good start), stay hydrated.
>The unquenchable thirst to have real dick in your ass but have zero attraction to men except for their dicksSigh. Why couldnt I have just been gay>Fuck a tranny then99% of them still look like men sorry not sorry, real life futas dont exist
>>11537595>tfw only want real dick if it's attached to horny femboy or dommy mommy shemale/futalife is pain
>>11537272Cooking seed oils are probably terrible but olive/coconut/lard get absorbed really very fast, especially by the colon. Might be that I have quite idiosyncratic routine where I do everything in a bathtub with warm water running all the time so I don't have to worry about any mess.
>>11537342You really don't want that, it causes it to swell up kinda in the way water causes bread to swell up.
>>11537478You went from a 1.6in toy up to a 2in toy in one night and THEN you slept with it?Based, you'll be be a size queen in no time, also who says you shouldnt sleep with it? Being plugged and feeling empty without it can be your new normal;*
>>11537595>>11537627Thankfully all real human dicks are way too small for me :)
>>11537544Ultraskyn is not silicone but rather TPE so it isn't properly cleanable. This kind of toy can be thought of as disposable. It wont leech out fun chemicals and give you chemical burns but it's a ticking time bomb and has a limited amount of uses before it starts hurting you.Technically there are some types of TPE that are safe to use in sex toys but considering ultraskyn is made by doc johnson, it's hard to have any faith in it. Theyre easily one of the worst toy companies and actively try to trick buyers into thinking theyre getting an equivalent to silicone or even a safe toy when that isnt the case. If sex toys had any regulation theyd go bankrupt from the fines.They also dont disclose the specific type of TPE theyre using so either they dont know or they dont want us to know. We can assume it's the cheapest thing they could possibly use and zero chance it's an expensive TPE certified for medical use that would be safe.I'd recommend getting a silicone toy. Ultraskyn seems to all be dual density so some dual density maker recs: blush's neo elite, uberrime, solina. Theres many other makers too.
>>11537677you know, that would explain it...i appreciate you taking the time to effortpost, thanks anon.
https://c.lovense-api.com/gcls/4gd67nom?share_type=103
>>11537686Its over already?
>>11537689flippin hell, my battery died :(oh well, I'll be there again tomorrow, don't have the time to charge up & play again today... I'll save all that cum for you guys.also, seriously fuck that captcha
>>11537348I was actually insulted. They thought I had chronic constipation. I bottom diet so that is clearly not the case.
>>11537195>Don't look up why olive oil exists at allI could never be straight in ancient greece, imagine buff med daddies training in the nude slathered in olive oil.I just couldn't resist
>>11537634Tell me more
>>11537587I need that but where I can take it a few times a week
>wipe ass after done>tiny red streak on the paper>wipe again, nothinggod fucking damnit
>>11537773nevermind actuallyturns out i have a sore spot around my tailbone, not asshole relatedhow the fuck did i manage that
>>11537773that happened to me once and it was just because i had shaved like an hour before anal. it was more like a spot than a streak tho.
need my bussy hole bullied and beaten badly
>>11535994Link is up again for a while
>>11537810yea it was a sorespot around my tailbone (which i then forcefully dragged the paper along)as relived as i am, i feel really stupid and a bit frustrated
>>11537814aww, i got kicked out from a time limit or something.. was just about to make you spiral ;*
>>11537819You can always come back anon :3
>>11537821Im jealous of people with lovense. How much do you enjoy their toys? Im too broke rn to get anything fun.
>>11537826Used to have an edge 2 and it would reliably bring me to a sissygasm as long as you teased for a day or 2 or were high. A combination of being scare of bluetooth in my ass and shame made me throw it out.
>>11537661Aw, thanks anon!To be fair, I've been putting stuff up my ass almost every day for the past week or two, so I was semi-prepared for it. But it IS a pretty big jump, so I'm fairly proud of it, and thanks for reminding me that I should be!Re sleeping with plugs:Generally, you don't want to sleep with plugs in, in case they slip inside, or something shifts uncomfortably, or worse. It probably also stresses out the muscles- I did notice an actual pain in my ass , like an ache, today.BECAUSE I DID IT AGAIN LAST NIGHT.My job is a little bit too active for me to be comfortable being plugged all day, but goddamn, y'all not lying when you say it's all you think about. It wasn't a mentally taxing day, so I thought a lot about last night, and tomorrow.Currently getting stoned af and cleaning out, but tomorrow I'm off work and it was my boyfriend's birthday today. So I think I'll tease myself all night and all day with toys in my ass and pumps on my clit-dick*, so when he gets home tomorrow I'm a horny mess ready to pounce.*I'm trans-masc- so I have a vagina and clit, but no prostate, (which I fucking wish I could experience) And my clit has grown like crazy since taking testosterone.Between the changes in my clit (from the hormones and pumping,) and my ass (from playing with it,) to the testosterone making me more horny in general, it's almost hard to think of anything else.
Anybody here tried the Lovense Spinel?Any thoughts?
>>11537969
>>11537969Hot, I always wondered what anal felt like without a prostate. Is it just the stretched feeling that gets you going?
How many anons have switched to real dicks after years of playing with dildos?
>>11537995My experience with cheaper fuckmachine substitutes is that they will frustrate and dissapoint you due to not having enough thrusting length. It could be nice if you just want your prostate milked by having it vibrate/thrust over it. But if youre looking for the feeling if getting fucked with lengthy strokes you will be dissapointed.Stroke length is severely underrated and people should look at it more when deciding to buy a fuckmachine
>>11538032I still do real dicks when the craving gets to be too much but part of me is terrified of getting an std so it's very rare, and often times I'll chicken out
>11537814>Link is up again for a whilemine too! >>11537686on an related note, anon, what are your favourite patterns?
Bro some of these saftey sections in these guides sound like asking your old christian doctor about it>if you fuck up even slightly you will get internal organ damage and DIE! Feel slight discomfort? Go see a doctor, NOW!!like i guess its better to caution retards than encourage people and they injure themselvesBut it does a great way scaring anxious beans like me away from wanting to use my toy at all lol
Should I get the zeffir 85 or the artemis 80? I like the texture of the zeffir but the thicker part toward the tip of the artemis looks nice.Does anyone own them who can tell me how the firmness is? I own the Pegasus and it's way too squishy and floppy.
>>11538087i really like my zeffir 85 and also have a artemis 93 that i'm not quite ready for yet. both are somewhat blunt, the zeffir feels a bit more firm. my choice would always be the larger one :P
>>11538112Thanks, I'd like to go larger but I can barely take the hilt 85 with prep, and my sessions are too far apart to get any consistent stretching.Do you feel like the texture on the artemis is good? Is it very smooth? I'd like something nice and textured, like the veins on the zeffir look nice but the girth is just intimidating.
>>11537969>Generally, you don't want to sleep with plugs in, in case they slip insideIf this is a serious comcern with a toy youre using, you shouldnt be using it while awake either.>something shifts uncomfortablyMove in all the odd directions/positions and check if it can poke you in a weird way before you go to sleep.>It probably also stresses out the musclesOnly if it's big enough to do so. For your sphincers, the plug's neck diameter is all that matters here. A thin neck diameter allows those muscles to relax. A 2" diameter dildo is a crazy choice to sleep with lol.You can still cramp from the bulb part of a plug being too big so go too crazy there either.Also i find T handle plugs are best for comfort. They wont press into the inner sides of your butt cheeks.I have a small glass T plug from crystal delights and it's super comfy. I can easily sleep with it in and have no worries of it poking me weird. It isnt fully stuffing or stretching but it can be nice to have something there.
>>11538068Truly sad STDs are so common for anal sex. Imagine if they didnt exist we would all be visiting orgies every weekend and get our brains fucked out. STDs are the only reason I have never even considered it and Im not really gay so its not like I want to enter in a relationship either so you know that person is clean. Ugh its just so frustrating
>>11538145I was very dumb and reckless when I was younger, and somehow didn't get STDs. Still, very lucky and now the thought of catching something gives me the ick. So while I download grinder and sniffies and imagine meeting up, part of my brain always reminds me they could be lying about any part of their stats
>>11537995for a second from the thumbnail it looked like it had shoes on
>>11537905What about the hush 2? I just really like plugs
>>11537995Waste of money and time
>>11538087Zeffir for sure
>>11538167Yeah, I have a strong aversion to condoms aswell, those fuckers turn me off INSTANTLY.Real dick is unfortunately probably never happening for me
YoI didnt pay attention on a recent order and one of the toys is TPEnot the dildo actually but the masturbator, but same principle applies rightshould i just toss it? It smells awfull and feels gross to touch after i used it once, even after cleaning it
>>11538244What's the issue with them, you just enjoy collecting STDs too much?
>>11538252If it appears to be exuding unknown chemicals, I would consider tossing it.But TPE for external toys is common and can be safe if the material is done right, you just need to clean and dry them well and keep them away from your silicone toys.
I'm going to have the strongest butthole in the county by year end at the rate I'm going.Remember friends rest days are important because muscles need 3 to fully recover/grow. If you're going up in size and it feels like it's not getting easier, you actually need more recovery time. "every day" is for sluts who hit their goals to a point where it's safe to "every day" some smaller size
Someone needs to relube this thread. And don't fuck up the formatting when you do.
>>11532442>What is something about anal, you would tell your younger self?orgasms are 10x better with something in your ass
>>11538279And 20x better when tied up and blindfolded while getting ass fucked
I cannot describe how much I despise the word "sissygasm"
>>11538054>>11538228Yeah, that's what I was thinking too, but maybe someone here thought it was good regardless. Thanks anon.>>11538171I see it too.
>>11538229What makes you say that?
>>11538303It's better
>>11538300Don't. Waste.Your. Money.
new thread?
>>11538305What is better about it? What do you like about it?
>>11537750Full stop right there. You've been in here long enough to have every question you've asked pertaining to aphrodisiacs answered for at least the past few threads, that you're still asking means either you have fucked life or mental issues to run away from, underageb&, genuine dumb or multiple. This isn't the "nuke your brain into chem sludge" general, if you want to be a degenerate fucktoy so badly then go sell out to the porno companies. Same end result, tossed to the road after you're used up.If life is that bad for you anon, here isn't where you want to be or should be right now.
>>11538030The stretching is part of it, but moreso recently? I don't know how to describe it, but it always just feels 'new,' even though I've been playing around for a few years now. Like "HOW DOES IT FEEL THIS GOOD?" almost every time. But I think I also just like the challenge- pushing my body's limits, learning new things about it. It isn't self-cleaning and lubricating like a vagina, so that's another challenge, and part of the foreplay. (I'm the one who brought up enemas in the last thread.) But I guess that makes it more of a special treat.I also haven't done it with a real penis yet - so until then it's fantasizing and solo play. It's funny, I never considered myself a dildo person before anal, maybe because getting off is usually more clit-focused (PIV stimulates the internal parts of the clit too,) so masturbating the clit directly is easier. Whereas butt stuff gives you a whole other set of nerve endings and muscles to explore, that give a different sort of pleasure (which is probably that "new" feeling.) So similarly to folks with penises, I kind of have to rewire my brain a bit, and that's fun.Also also, the butt doesn't have a hard stopping point like the cervix, so I can go way deeper. Picrel, I finally took this tentacle dildo all the way to the hilt for the first time today, and I'm stoked. I unplugged myself, and then saw it still stuck to the shower wall from last night, and... I had to give it a try. 11.5" insertable length, 1.2" to 1.91" diameter. Could never get the last few inches, due to the girth, mostly. But my ass was ready this time, and honestly, just the knowledge that this entire toy was inside my body was incredibly hot, alongside the feeling of it popping in. It was only a quick experiment, but really good- feeling the head cautiously work its way in on a slow thrust, and then the ridges sliding through my insides as I pulled it out.. and kept pulling it out.. was peak. So that's some of what I get out of it lol.
https://c.lovense-api.com/t2/8zciwvl0?share_type=103Will be plugged for some time while I do some work, if anybody feels like playing with my butt.
>>11538392>Like "HOW DOES IT FEEL THIS GOOD?" almost every time.I get that too every time with my current favorite dildo. Its just the exact right size, no matter how many times Ive used it, it still keeps giving me that "oh my god its big" feeling every time
I think I swallowed some J-Lube when I deepthroated my dildo. How bad is it? Am I going to die?
>>11538482You might shit yourself. It can act as a laxative.
As someone new to this, should I just bite the bullet and get someone to fuck me? Dildos take a while for me to get used to and I want to get on the enjoyment train quick, but I'm scared about it being painful for a long time, is it just necessary it is gonna hurt? Should I just invite round someone to fuck me?
>>11538571Anal should not hurt at all. If it hurts you're doing something wrong and run the risk of injuring yourself.If you have a partner you trust alot, i think it'd probably be lots of fun to explore together, but for getting strangers to just pound you ought to be able to fuck yourself with a dildo comfortably first in my honest opinion.
So I got myself a small dildo recently (around 5 inch, similar to the image) after trying a beginner set of buttplugs before. Got no problem getting it in, but I just can't figure out a position that works properly. Now, I'm on the chubby side and got a good piece of ass in the back, so maybe that's why, but...- Slapping it on a wall I just can't get a good angle going and it basically takes smashing my ass flat against the wall to build proper pressure.- Slapping in on a chair works ok-ish, but gets exhausting quickly if I actually try to ride it instead of just sitting on it and grinding around a bit.- Just pushing it in and out by hand works best, but I have to contort myself a bit / reach quite far back with my arm and that leads me to cramping up after a while. Also, similar to the wall situation, I'm not getting proper penetration without pushing the dildo base halfway inbetween my ass cheeks.Can I do anything better/different? Or do I just need to buy a longer dildo?
>>11538482>. How bad is it? Am I going to die?you're gay now
>>11538380Bro I just got here
>>11538339Texture duh, more realistic
>>11538295Don't, no one asked dipshit
>>11535994Link up again <3
Anyone else get really confused by the hissmith amazon listing? Like what the fuck is what? Is the pro 3 the "app controlled" one? The "premium"? The "new version"? From these threads I THINK you guys recommend the app supported one and I THINK you recommend 3 over 4. Is that correct? What is the right machine for me? I need hard deep thrusting and I'm a big strong man but my toys are small, like less than 8 inches long and less than 2 inches thick.
>>11538611idk bro i just do doggy or face down ass up pumping it by hand and i cum every timemight be a bit bigger like 9 inch, i feel like smaller is hard to get good depth and stroke.
I just put in 4 foria booty melts and smoked some fresh press dabsIm going to fuck myself with my bad dragon Nox medium firm.
>>11538611when i was a fat fucking freak what i did was basically make a strap on and strap my dildo to something like a bundle of old pillows or something that can hold your weight and not get crushed. so that way i could sit on it comfortably without my knees and shins getting crushed by my body. and it allowed me to ride up and down. i later graduated to "TOM" the dildo mount and use a yoga mat (2 stacked originally) so my knees and shins still arent strained by the hard ground.i was too fat to pump my own ass by hand. i was too fat to ride it on the ground or against a wall or chair. thats why i lost weight. ALL i did was just eat less and fast. i sat on my fat ass doing nothing else and i lost TWO HUNDRED POUNDS in a year and a half. now im jogging and im going to start squatting to build muscle because i want to RIDE. i want to be a power bottom and crush pelvises. i want to choke a stupid little bitch and crush his cock until he begs for mercy. YOU can too, soldier.
is selling used toys a thing? i have a bunch of smaller stuff that i haven't used in years that i want to get rid of. all high quality silicone
>>11538392That's a pretty decently sized toy.The one i finally conquered a couple weeks ago is 23.6 inches insertable, 0.9 to 2.55 inches diameter. Now I gotta work on being able to keep it inside for longer than a few minutes without the body going 'out out get it out'The mind is horny, the flesh is sometimes uncooperative
>>11538571You should get someone experienced and who cares to fuck you. They'll do it without it hurting.
>>11538671I'm really proud of you son, go chase that dick
>>11538665>I need hard deep thrustingSo go to the hismith website and look up the "thrusting length" of each machine. That will matter most for you
>>11538685i mean, maybe....? but honestly i dont wanna deal with perverts who wants to buy used toys, i just threw away toys for like 300$ a couple weeks ago. Actually now that i think more about it, i dont think id want to have "sold sex toys" tied to my name any way lol, idk how i couldve sold them anonymously
>>11538685It is but I've never done it. Ive seen some stuff on reddit.Only silicone and other nonporous materials like stainless steel and glass obviously.>>11538714Yeah i have stuff that would be nice to sell but i probably wont ever do it. Probably wont throw it away either.
>>11538714none of that really bothers me and i'm not trying to make money, just want them to end up in a good ~home~ hole. i guess i need more friends into butt stuff to hand them down to.>>11538721yep, only talking about the non-porous silicone stuff. my collection keeps slowly growing and i already have several that aren't getting used and it's too hard to toss them.
How often do anons exercise anal? I read in the sources that it's a lot like yoga. It gets easier the more you practice? What do you do to keep yourself relatively ready for more spontaneous play?
>>11538686Whoah, that is INSANE length, congrats anon. Curious as to the toy? I got this one awhile back, aspirationally mostly lol.Also hahaha ain't that the truth. I don't think I could have had a long sesh with mine either. As much as I wish I could throw myself into a tentacle pit, alas, real life has its limits.
>>11538669Hope it went well for you anon. Do tell later (if you like.) Curious about the foria, (though 4 seems like a lot lol!)
>>11538732>How often do anons exercise anal?earlier this year, I religiously did it every 3 days; then dialed it back down to every 4 days, and now I just try to aim for twice a week.>It gets easier the more you practice?for sure, when you practice more you learn what things work and save you time vs what doesn't.>What do you do to keep yourself relatively ready for more spontaneous play?it's harder to do anal on a whim imo, but as long as stay I consistent with taking daily fiber (psyllium husk) I guess the day I pick do anal doesn't matter.
anybody got more female-focused anal content? One day I'd like to make a girl anally gape for the first time, or give them a cum lube enema; JUST to see their reaction.
So I had a weird experience last night. A good one.If anyone remembers even slightly, I'm the guy who started inverted chastity and anal only recently. Yesterday just messing around I managed to size down to my longest funnel and my second to smallest ring. The smallest ring is physically too small so this is as small as I can go. I happened to have time before bed so I masturbated for a good while.Like half an hour later I went to take a piss before bed and took the cage off. There was a fat little strand of precum stuck in the funnel. If you ever had stringy x-lube, it was a little like that. Very concentrated precum. I wasn't horny or anything but I always lick up any precum so I licked the strand and the effect was INSTANT. The concentrated precum filled my mouth with flavor and I'm not kidding when I say it felt like a drug. I moaned. My vision got a little unfocused. I felt like a shock travel through my body. I could feel every jagged sensation even though it was lightning fast, an HD sensation. My dick, now free, got HARD. I haven't been that hard in months. My ass got so horny that if I had a toy in there when I tasted the precum, I would've cum. If I had a mouthful of real cum, I would've CUM. It filled me with such intense lust and desire for cum and fucking. I've never felt that before, it was amazing. I sucked out the droplets left in the funnel, moaned, then went to bed after putting it back on.
>>115387844 booty melts was a bit much made me a bit sleepy. I slept really well after. Nox was amazing I love firm for rubbing my prostate. Made me cum like a bitch in heat my legs were shaking.
>>11538944>I always lick up any precum so I licked the strand and the effect was INSTANT. The concentrated precum filled my mouth with flavor and I'm not kidding when I say it felt like a drug. I moaned. My vision got a little unfocused.I think something like that happened to me too:I did an anal session wearing I a chastity cage (holy trainer V5 knockoff) but I put a condom over the cage to catch all the precum and cum I let out. After the session there was a sizeable load in condom, and when I took it off the cage there was a big string of precum oozing out of the cage. after I caught everything back in the condom, I put my tongue inside it and just let my tongue absorb the taste. I swear my eyes were rolling back and was I kneeling while the intoxicating taste overwrote my thoughts.
Twice in two or three weeks I've fallen asleep while horny, after anal but no cumming, and woke up to a mess of pre all over my groin. I hardly ever make more than a drop or two of pre.Now I'm kinda fucked up in the head, probably, probably because of a bad hit the to forehead when I was 8 and again at age 22. For whatever reason *I* can be asleep (zero conscious recollection) but the rest of me is awake. Like how they say a certain amount of alcohol shuts off your memories and lets you act different, but without the drunk. I've had multiple girlfriends in the morning talk about how last night was so amazing and I'm sitting there thinking wtf you mean, we were sleeping, nothing happened.Anyways after some play and intentionally no orgasm I might relax in bed, watch a bit of porn, drift off to sleep touching myself without even an erection. And I keep waking up to a total mess of precum.Would anyone have any fucking idea what is going on to make this possible? There's like some complete disconnect while I am concious that goes away when I am "asleep"I'm starting to fucking feel like I have the Tyler schiz alter entity of the Narrator from fight club.Not that its causing me distress, but rather I *need* to explore what this is and try to bring it out when I have awareness. Feels like some switch or trigger in me exists that I have no way to manipulate.
>a completely unstoppable sexual animal when asleep and totally oblivious, possibly inept to a comical degree when awakeNew fetish unlocked. Fuck me to sleep daddy and don't stop.
>>11538949As powerful and incredible as it was, the weirdest part is I wasn't even slightly horny when I did it. I was just tired and getting ready for sleep and it instantly made me powerfully horny. I have an extremely hard time getting and staying aroused, so for me this was even crazier than you might be thinking.Now I really want some cum. I want that flavor in my mouth again and as a whole fat load. Multiple fat loads. I hope this new cum hunger lasts honestly, although I'll never be able to satisfy it.>>11538968Record yourself to see what you do after you lose consciousness
>>11538968I can actually help a little bit with this, my day job is a phd neuropsych sleep specialist.Regardless of why specifically for you and your specific effects and behaviors, "sleep amnesia" is actually a normal thing that theoretically happens to anyone. Sleep means the big self control thought parts are mostly shut down while, similar to dreaming, everything else can still work. So it isn't so much that you aren't really there, it's more that the part of us that is always in control of ourselves and thinking and judging everything isn't active.There's also how the not-mind parts of the brain-body act in this state. It's basically a never ending loop of pleasure feedback that doesn't allow for actual orgasm.So your girlfriends were probably having the time of their fucking lives while you were locked in a state of instinctually responding to their body feedback/pleasure and unable to cum.tl;dr you don't have a schizo Tyler in your brain you just are able to be awake without being awake, and because of how the brain-body works you basically maximize your own pleasure without stopping.I'd say lucky you, hmm?there are some lucid dream type practices, and drugs, that can assist with this but it isn't my place to explain it.
okay so im a newbie. is there a way i can diy one of these toys? how good is using my fingers to touch my anus?
>>11539012just go straight to punch fuck fisting yourself, no lube. post the hospital records after.
>>11539012If you're a newbie start with something small. The softer the better. Any DIY stuff is going to mostly suck. Using fingers is fun. Sharpie works, but any little imperfections in whatever you use will feel 10x more in your butt, so you don't want like a lip or seam. You'll hurt yourself. You know what is surprisingly fun when you're new? Ice cubes. Make sure they're all wet and slippery first and you don't technically even need lube. The coolness of the ice cubes will soothe your pucker, and they just melt away. Fun way to beat the summer heat.
>>11539012when i was a teen i used all sorts of stupid shit. for years. always felt terrible. when i hit 18 i ordered a dildo. the second it went in, it felt incredible.seriously, just dont bother with diy. dildos and even non-penis shaped toys are so safe and cheap today you literally dont have a reason not to order one. you can buy a beginner silicone toy for like 10 bucks, and if you're scared of anyone opening it, just order it gift wrapped so no one can see what it is if they open the box. just make sure the tag is something cheeky "from a friend" in case your family is just THAT much of an asshole they even open your gift wrapped packages, so you can say a friend mustve sent it as a joke
>>11539025im trying to jerk and finger myself and im trying to find a good pose to do it because it feels uncomfortable sitting
>>11538968have you really never heard of a wet dream
>>11536451>clone self because you want to feminize and fuck your own clone>clone also born with innate desire to feminize and fuck a clone of himself>Tom and Jerry shenanigans ensue where each of you is in an arms race to feminize and fuck the other>each of you are successful in feminizing the other>both happy as your feminized selves>decide to date each other and go out hunting for cockMentally I can already see this doujin or maybe I've read one like it in the past
>>11538665Premium 3 with app control is best bang for bussy I mean buck
anyone else play with their perineum?
>>11539036I do it standing up.
>>11539041Meanwhile I just want a clone of myself that is exactly like me. So we wouldnt need another, we would just fuck each other silly all day long.Fuck even just fantasizing about it makes me depressed because it will never be a possibility
>>11539070Gay
I never realized how low the hismith sits. How do you even use this thing? On the ground with pillows on your knees?
>>11539006>not my place to explainNow hold on, inquiring minds wish to know
>>11539094Adjust the height wdym
Aight who's buying something fun from Topped Toys during their Canada Day sale
>>11539127finally getting a deep space to hopefully make depth stuff easier. sadly i might be out of town when it gets here
>>11539036Fingering yourself sucks (i say even though ive cum from it many times). A dildo is way better and easier to use. Or if you can get someone else to finger you.But the best position is generally knees pulled up towards your chest close to your body, arm through your legs on the front. You can do that laying down on your side, squatting, laying down feet against something, whatever you feel like.If you reach around back instead of front you have no leverage to hit your prostate and the muscles that open the hand are super weak compared to the ones that close it.
When i try sleeping with my smaller comfortable to wear long term plug i wake up in the middle of the night terrified that my ass will suck it in and it will get lost. I have to take it out. My bigger plugs im not so worried about are too uncomfortable to wear for more than a couple hours.>>11539060i like to jam a fascia massage gun there sometimes then the next day its kind of sore and i like it
>>11539131Hell yeah what size
>>11539155I got the 90, we'll see if that's more than I can handle right now. I can pretty easily take my L Chance and Zeffir 85 already but really want something deep that i can wear like a plug.
Why do you fags wait until the thread is almost gone before making a new one
>>11539180>>11539180>>11539180Fresh bread>>11539173You can always make a new one yourself, you retarded faggot
>>11539124Nigga do you even own one? Obviously it’s at the max height.
>>11539173It's an old longstanding etiquette people are supposed to do, to not make a new topical thread until a current one is about to die.
>>11539159>want something deep that i can wear like a plug.Why don't they make more of those?! Trying to find something dildo-like, but with a thin neck and flared base like a plug, is way harder than it should be.
