This is a thread dedicated to sharing pictures, stories and advice about anal masturbation and sex.The more pictures, the better!>Question of the dayWhat is something you add to your anal play to make it better? (i.e. crossdressing/kinks, alcohol/drugs, specific hentai/porn, etc?)Previous thread>>11532442>FAQ -Please read before posting!https://rentry.org/analgenfaq>Regdude's Technical guide to analhttps://github.com/regdude/anal>Panty's Guide to Anal Training & Blowjobshttps://imgchest.com/p/vj4j8j6978m>SurfboardPotato's Guide to Prostate Playhttps://old.reddit.com/r/CumFromAnal/comments/8w065w/a_guide_to_prostate_orgasms_from_someone_very/>The Lighter Test & What It DoesIt's a way to know if your chinesium toy is in fact silicone. Follow this guide:https://dangerouslilly.com/2014/03/deciphering-results-of-flame-test/>Anon’s Guide to Knottinghttps://rentry.org/anons-dildo-knotting-guide>Say hellohttps://tagmap.io/tag/analgen>Sock & Condom Stretchinghttps://imgur.com/SJf78lU>Anon does the math with J-Lubehttps://imgur.com/a/cuLRo2u>JLube Testing by /ftt/ ScienceAnonhttps://pastebin.com/EJsAc4GU>Cleaning techniques and alternative methodshttps://pastebin.com/FLWghXvy>Mindgasmhttps://mindgasm.net/>Slim Shell Mold Making Tutorial (DIY Dildos)https://files.catbox.moe/m7ansn.pdf>Fantasy Toy Directoryhttps://fantasytoybox.net/
>>11539180>Question of the dayBig fan of hypnosis and JOIs myself
>>11539180>Question of the dayCrossdressing, sissy hypno, light bondage, and ludicrously massive cartoon asses for extra porn consumption
i was looking for lifecast dildos so my dildo would be a "real" penis, and the only guys they cast are insanely thick. every single dildo was TOO big. and when sizes are offered, its like, well then its NOT a "real" penis because i sized it down from what it really is.also, cut ones are just a no go completely and the size queen fags who do these casts have a fetish for cut cocks too. i dont like it and thats MY preference so dont give me any shit about it.
>>11539180>What is something you add to your anal play to make it better?2 shots of liquor and weed definitely makes me mellow out and just focus enjoying myself anally, but I'm trying to give it a rest for a bit.letting some music play (house music for me) to give me something to try to match my thrusts or riding speed.definitely can't forget nipple play too, I have nipple suckers on so I have something to play with instead of my dick.
I want to get a fuck machine is hismith really the best one? I want to use it with my medium rex but maybe eventually something bigger. If it is the best what version should I get? The premium 4.0?
>>11539236Mine just arrived today gonna break it in tonight I’ll let you know.
>>11539180nice work on op>Question of the daythe obvious for me is chastity, staying locked for a few days really gets me craving anal. some kind of cute clothes are nice too, usually a jock but will cd every once in a while. and then some chill ambient music to melt to.
>>11539180Qotd I started shaving everything. Like all of it. It started with my ass, and that made ass play a lot funner, and then I did all my privates. Then I did my thighs and my lower legs, and my legs look totally girly. I knew I had white skin but my God. I also painted my toenails black so when I'm standing up plapping myself in my rear I can look down at beautiful milk white legs with black goth toenails and it makes me cum buckets.
The only thing I wanna know about the hismith is if it made you HFWO. If it did I’ll buy one right now.
>>11539267I leak every time I use mine.But desu you should only buy it if you can use it any time you want without worrying about room mates, parent, or whatever.
>>11539254holy based, I'm a similar way.
>>11539280I have my own house
>>11539236I don't have a fuck-machine, but I'm considering buying one, from what I've heard theres no big difference between the 3.0 and 4.0 except maybe LED lights.if you have money to burn hissmith also sells the Servo, it has the longest stroke length compared to the 3.0, but it's at least a grand & then some. the 3.0 is definitely a fraction of the cost.
>>11539282Then go for it, and grab a few attachments. The metal one that resembles a prostate massager is really really good.
>>11539288Okay but leaking isn’t enough. I’m on estrogen I already do that.
>>11539294Well basically every time i use it, and as long as nobody is around to interrupt me, i have the biggest longest orgasm that i can ride for like 10 minutes and i don't even realize it is wet in the moment, but at some point in the session i will notice a big pool of cum. It's so good and goes on for so long that I'm not even thinking about having a wet orgasm, not sure if that is technically an hfwo, but it may as well be.
>>11539180>>11539209Same to a lot of this. Alcohol, weed, good music, and suction! I'm into pumping, so that and anal frequently go together. Poppers also make me into a horny slut, so watching trainers for that is always a good time. But also porn that's doing what I'm doing (or about to do) turns me on and focuses me.Also, I get off to things like flesh-pits or milking farms, where every erogenous zone is flooded with aphrodisiac and being stimulated all at once. So anal is a big part of that.Burying the lead a bit here, but also CLOVE OIL. It relaxes muscles, helps heal micro-tears, and just feels really, really good. Intimate Earth has some products ("adventure" and "daring" are the same thing, just different branding, afaik) that I'm so glad I got more of, and Swiss Navy also makes a silicone anal lube with clove, (if you're not using silicone toys.)Was trying to find pics but got too distracted, will post later
Lol why do I like getting fucked so much
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>>11539301Because it's fun?
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Just used my hismith for the first time. Used my blahaj for knee cushioning and leaked all over him…that was quite lovely
I alway want to try prostate orgasm, last year i Finally get myself an aneros, but untile now I still can't get an actual orgasm, I think I got a mini o like once or twice, but that it, any tips that could help me?
>>11539337stop jerking off. 10 days should put you on the fuckin' edge, but going so long so you aren't getting random erections is technically idealforeplay like perineum massaging gets that part of the body aroused and full of blood flow, should be doing that for anal anywaysfigure out other erogenous zones like how you like to be touched on the thighs, sides, nipples, etc (doesn't everyone actually like to be petted a certain way...)edge beforehand, but not excessively, not for more than 2 or so daysthen it's just a matter of learning your pelvic tension and the rhythm that feels good for you and makes it "pop"
Size queens, is there any feeling better than pushing past a plateau into a new size range?Is there any feeling worse than realizing you need to start an onlyfans to afford to buy a new size range?
>QotDi fuuuuuuuuuuucking love live streaming while doing butt stuffits so much fun taking request and doing whatever wacky stuff people tell me to do with my asshole!
qotdGot a nice chastity cage. It makes everything 10x better. I also stopped trying to be a size queen, and just stick to my one toy. It's a human dick shape but pretty hung, not insane though. I've slowed down too, allowing my ass to take it in, rather than forcing it in with more lube. I've been doing butt stuff forever but never in my life has my ass been so accommodating. I feel it just relax when I get in the right headspace and my dildo just slips in like it was meant to be there. I've been trying to put myself into a different headspace when it comes to anal. I call it "girlspace" girls don't always get to have an orgasm.... So sometimes I don't either (even though I could every time) so I'll relax and it will slip in so gently. I'll have my eyes closed imagining my hottest fantasy, and start slowing making love to myself as opposed to fucking myself. I don't have a goal in mind, and I don't care if I cum. Since changing the way I play it literally feels like I'm masturbating in the front and back at the same time. Literally feels just as good as stroking it. Not to mention my dildo is a professional milker because of it's fat head that the whole time I'm involuntarily squirting with every slow thrust. It's pretty wild. I'm having a good time. I have to be careful about moans because I have neighbors.
>>11539204how much would you pay for an average sized dick thats dual density and pigmented? tbqh been thinking about casting my wiener since I am 5.65" long with a mandatory 1.45" girthim upset because I too cannot find a single fucking normal sized dong
>>11539337Don't jerk off, practice every day, learn how to recognize anything that feels good and just enjoy those feelings rather than pushing for an orgasm. The more you practice, the better you will get at recognizing the new, pleasurable feelings from your ass/prostate and you will eventually be able to get those feelings to build faster and stronger. Eventually you will get there as long as you are consistent.
Anon from last thread. Jojoba arrived pretty fast, only had one short (but amazing session) with it so far. Was able to blend a small amount, maybe two tablespoons' worth with warm filtered water and a very small (1/3tsp) amount of powdered sunflower lecithin to blend it before adding K-Lube, and pretty sure this might be my go-to recipe from now on. Thick but not stringy, with a nice earthy scent from the lecithin. If I can get some THC oil and clove oil like >>11539296 reccommends, then hoping I can make the magic buttfucker formula of homemade lube and write it down for other anons.
I really like the idea of fucking myself while im a few beers deep, but isnt it a bad idea cause the senses will be somewhat numbed?
>>11539452Re:clove, I haven't tried DIYing anything with it yet, so I don't have a specific recommendation, but you want to make sure you get a brand that's ok for topical use, and not for aromatherapy or whatnot.
>>115392363>4
>>11539305This is oral not anal you retard
>>11539394Link to toy? Now I'm interested
>>11539494This isn't request retard
everything that could go wrong, went wrong. dont read if body waste will gross you out.i have some free time so i go clean out. easy, simple as always. you can tell when its a good day and when its not. i see its a good day, so i go for my dildo. havent ridden in a long time, only been using hand toys. i squirt some lube inside, then go down. but thats odd, it doesnt want to go in. my ass isnt letting it in even though im lubed. that was the first red flag. i push through anyway, figuring the lube just needed to cover more of it. but it doesnt feel right. my ass isnt in sex mode at all. second red flag. i pushed through anyway like a retard. then i smell it.yep. every single fucking time something feels even slightly off, its shit. every single time. if there is even ONE speck, my ass says "NO ADMISSION, ride closed for maintenance". and this was A LOT more than a speck. my goon towel went straight into the trash. my toys needed cleaning. so after that, clean again, i decide im running out of time so i grab a hand toy and some poppers. havent had poppers in months and figure theyll give me a good orgasm for my trouble. NOPE. weak, unsatisfying. almost as bad as jerking off. so fucking mad i had to smoke a cigarette. FUCK poppers. i need to LISTEN to my ass when it speaks because it ALWAYS knows when i should start or stop
>>11539524havent had this problem yet because i have yet to fully try riding anything...but thanks for the warning, i will heavily keep this in mind for when i do
>>11539543absolutely. every single time i feel some discomfort or odd dryness or just not "in the mood" even though im horny, its shit.your ass will tell you if youre doing something wrong. even if you believe with all your heart that everything is good, always believe your ass. in my 15 years of experience, today WAS a good day in every conceivable way. my waste wasnt soft, meaning there was no risk of anything sticking to my walls. it was just a little waste which is common for me because i fast, meaning i was clear to go deep for a long time. and there was no lingering "hmm i kind of feel a little weird in my guts" feeling which is usually the very first "shits on the way, dont do anything" sign. everything was right and i was confident everything was right, but as soon as my ass didnt cooperate, i shouldve stopped. i get horny and ignore the signs but i need to because to day was bar none the absolute worst accident ive ever had. it ALWAYS knows
>>11539284>Trying to find something dildo-like, but with a thin neck and flared base like a plug, is way harder than it should be.Not sure how long youre looking for but maybe the hole punch toys fluke fits that. Neotori carrot or wearwolf too.Squarepeg has some that would probably work too like the slinks or twister plug.I also wonder if you could use a regular knotted dildo like this. Especially if it has an aggressive knot it can probably stay in.
>>11539524Yep bad sessions are more frustrating than anything. I have had plenty of those, where Im super horny and in the mood, but cleaning my insides turns out so much of a hassle that its just ruined and im not in the mood anymore. But then you try anyways because "why the fuck not I already spent 30 mins cleaning myself" and then it turns out you still werent 100% clean and then you just take another shower to clean up and boot up some porn and jack off just to be done with it. For me in particular, if I need to be too aggressive with cleaning myself out, or if it takes too long and too much water, by the time im done with it, my mood is completely gone. As a rule of thumb, these days I only do anal in the morning, because I have a large bowel movement in the morning and because I didnt eat all night, nothing is digesting anymore either, so cleaning up is very easy and I have great sessions without accidents. But I have completely given up on spontaneous anal at any other time of the day, no matter how butt-horny I am, I know from experience the cleaning is going to suck and ruin my mood, so I dont even bother anymore, I just save up my horniness for the next morning. Ive been doing this shit for over 15 years now and thats the best advice I can give to anybody, to always time your anal sessions with your natural bowel movements. Not only does it make cleaning very easy, it also keeps your body healthier, since forcefully emptying your bowels at an unnatural time isnt something the body likes very much
>>11539524Skill issue
Topped toys Canada Day sale on until the 6th who got or is considering ordering something fun
Thanks to whoever mentioned Topped Toys having a sale - just ordered the Gape Keeper 55, and I'm really looking forward to trying a squishier plug, since mine are all on the firmer side. Also should be the perfect size, a little bigger than what my ass is used to, but a little smaller than I can take with some work. Excited to be on this adventure.How's their silicone? Reviews seem to be good, just wondering how it compares to most off-the-shelf silicone toys.
>>11539571>cleaning my insides turns out so much of a hassle that its just ruined and im not in the mood anymore. But then you try anyways because "why the fuck not I already spent 30 mins cleaning myself" and then it turns out you still werent 100% clean...> ...by the time im done with it, my mood is completely gone.Big oof. I had similar happen tonight. Bf was spontaneously sexy, I was like "ah but I want something in my butt too!" But then cleaning out just didn't work, and I felt like I wasted both of our times, trying to do so. Boners gone, discontent added. Sucks.
Finally got my hands on weed, or rather "Prescription dried cannabis flower - For preparation as tea for oral consumption".Any pro tips for a good time? Literally never been high before once in my life
>>11539452>JojobaWhat is it and what the point to and it to lube?
>>11539729Yeah no ive given up on the fact that spontaneous anal is a possibility, its easier that way
>>11539783If you're smoking it, it's easy to regulate your high, so since you've never smoked before, you wont need much, one or two hits and you would feel it. It tends to give a lot of people a dry mouth, so its nice to have water or a drink on hand. Other than that, just give it a try, being high feels great but it's a pretty different feeling if you've never been high before, so some people might feel weird or freak out if their heart rate increases but its all mental. Relax and enjoy it
>>11539790Some oil from China that has claims of relaxing effects (more like slight numbing). It has an acid in it that's apparently bad for your heart, so you definitely don't want to use too much. As for mixing it with lube... All I can see that doing is ruining any silicone toys you have, and possibly being bad for your heart and hard to wash off. >>11539783I smoke weed everyday. Be careful and start with a small amount. Remember it takes a while to kick in, so you can easily drink too much and have it all kick in at once. You can't kill yourself with weed, but you can definitely get way too fucking high, get sick to your tummy, paranoid, and generally just unable to do normal tasks. Thanks for posting a pic.
If you treat your dildo like a dick you're trying to pleasure, rather than as a tool to jackhammer your asshole I think everyone would have a funner, more pleasureable and gentler time.
>>11539858I don't know about gentler, but that was definitely the key to sissygasm for me.>Start out plugged in front of a dildo>Suck on it, deepthroat it as you get into the headspace however you get into it your personal way>Then start riding second dildo while sucking on the first, pretending you're worshipping two cocks at once. Roll your eyes. Wink up at the dildo like a kinky bitch. Lick the balls while throating if you can. Take a break on riding and grind while clenching like you're trying to milk out all the cum you can Eventually the fantasy takes over and I can't help but cum at least once. I suppose the deepthroating is optional, but I literally can't cum without something in my throat
>>11539860Shit my bad, wasn't looking closely at the thumbnail. Here's a replacement tax
>>11539860I remember my first deepthroat. I was just goofing around playing with my ass and sucking on the tip on a dildo. I could barely fit it in my mouth, and definitely not down my throat. I had a plug in too. I looked over at my lube and decided to lube up the dildo and put some in my mouth just for funzies. So I crammed it in there like I had been doing all night, but it just fucking plowed right down my throat. I came immediately. So fast I didn't even have time to choke. Then I choked..
>>11539867So for some reason I just never developed much of a had reflex, so mine wasn't really hard. My first time with a guy I tried deepthroating him, and did it after just a couple of thrusts after I made sure it was slick. After that I went home and tried my bigger dildo just for funsies and found out I'm some kind of savant. As long as I time my breathing right I can take any cock/toy I've come across after just a couple of thrusts. Sucks though because I really want my make-up to run down my face sloppily but it never happens.I can see how lube might help, I might try that just to make it extra messy.
>>11539858>>11539860same, sometimes I'll spend all day warming up with huge fist-sized plugs and forearm-size dildos and that feels great, but I don't cum until i bust out a couple tiny 5-inchers to choke on and hammer my prostate with
>>11539860For me, the deepthroat works strangely. I can easily take a dildo down my throat up to the balls and suck it without reflex. But I can't cum with it inside, although I do cum when I pull it out.
>>11539882That's like my asshole. To build up, I have to take my dildo out and let my asshole crave to be filled again
So I got stupid and nabbed one of those ovipositor toys. It's also got a knot. The whole thing is a bit large for me, and the eggs get stuck in the tube. Then when I'm pumping it up to shoot the eggs inside me it goes all at once like a shotgun. It's pretty wild. One egg always takes way longer to come out than the other 3. Probably wouldn't buy again.
any tips for relieving soreness after a stretching session?
>>11539901creatine, like a quart of water, and some massage oil
>>11539790it is a wax ester etc and basically gives you insides a primer coat before lube and sticks better than lube so if you pre-game yourself with a small application you should feel far less resistance and have an easier time stretching and fucking yourself. I use it and it has reduced my warmup time down by like 10-20 minutes, can get to using my bigger toys with knots and such without having to spend a long time practicing with my stretching toys.
I have a Lovence vibrator, nipple clamps, and silicone breasts, and I want to try a blindfold and bondage session. Has anyone tried this yet?
>buy new dilido>exited to try it out...>sore ass from wiping to rough all week>dont get to try itsiiigh
>>11539960tiny little bit of water/spit on the paper, never ever rub your hole raw again
>>11539960>>11539961Even better, never use toilet paper. I shit once a day in the morning, and I blast my ass afterwards with my high pressure showerhead.Not only is my ass always sparkly clean and never sore, it also just feels really fucking good to blast my asshole with it, some days it even makes me leak some precum
>>11539961>>11539994yeaaaai need to ease up, im pretty retardedwetwipes or something i guess
>>11539571i know my body so well i can often do spontaneous. i can even do NO CLEANING on the odd day i know im empty. ive literally woken up in the morning, grabbed my njoy, and popped it in with just spit for a sexy wake up right in bed. fully clean and clear at the end.its just my experience failed me yesterday. to add to the frustration, i woke up at 2am and ive been awake since then just trying to make it to tomorrow without ruining my sleep schedule
If you're having to clean to do anal sessions or having failed anal sex due to bodily waste you don't have your diet right for enjoyable anal sex, sorry to say. Change your diet and the way you eat or continue playing with poo. I'm sick of talking about it. God Damn.
>>11540071easier said than done, despite always supplementing fiber even I had a unsuccessful session this week.but I think the biggest cause is definitely is inconsistent eating especially around holidays/weekends. I definitely have better luck during weekdays after work, where my eating schedules are consistent. I recommend having a light dinner the day before a session or maybe snack on gummy bears, since they digest better compared to solid food
>>11539589Best silicone I've ever seen
>>11539854>Some oils from China There's your problem, you're trusting chinesium shit
>>11539929What the fuck is a wax ester
Has anal ever felt so good you straight up screamed?
does actually getting fucked feel that much better than using a toy?
>tuck thick dildo between my legs and have it poke into my scrotum>feels incredible>get a couple shivers after a bithighly recommend it
Do bots really post?
Bought the Hilt75 finally, even though I'm typically a skeptic of rave reviews. I've been promised the best combination of being fully-filled, knotted, and teased into the sigmoid. Hopefully I'm not disappointed. Feels amazing in the hand. Hoping to find a plug that is possible (even if not easy) to wear long term while being completely impossible to ignore, like eggs and inflatables.
>>11540071True. I also high reccomend people ditch the wheat bran. My preferred insoluble fiber is carrots. Two small medium-ish carrots a day (alongside a relatively healthy low pufa diet) works great for me. I usually only have to wipe twice before I'm clean.
>>11539854>Some oil from ChinaJojoba is a plant. It is almost entirely grown in north america.The oil is often used in cosmetics and moisturizers.>ruining any silicone toys you haveIt's a bit niche so i couldnt find any testing on compatibility with silicone but it does appear to be absorbed by silicone to some extent. Unknown whether it's worse than other oils.>possibly being bad for your heartCurious where this comes from. It's known to be safe for use on the skin.Can be bad if you drink it but I've never heard of heart issues. In the intended use on skin it would never even get there obviously but up the ass... maybe?I doubt theres any studies of putting it up your ass ofc.
I wish I wasn't so ugly. Like I'm so ugly I don't even meet the average male standards. I legit would fuck guys on Grindr daily if I wasn't so damn ugly.
Go nuts https://c.lovense-api.com/gcls/b8xb0t5c?share_type=103
>>11540071We're all imperfect meat machines, and some of us can't or haven't achieved a perfect butt-slut diet. (Yet.) And even then, it's no guarantee. So don't be an asshole about it. We all shit, (even if yours may be incredibly efficient,) so you'll never stop hearing about shit until the day you die. Cope.
>>11539564The fluke is cute!! I'll have to check out your other recs too. I actually am considering getting a knotted dildo, this one from Lycantasy- I have one of their "interfaces" which I like a lot, and I ordered some firmness samples from them.I'm thinking the medium is where I'm at now, but might wanna size up, cuz who knows how I'll be in a couple months.
>>11540257Whoops forgot a link. https://lycantasy.com/collections/catalog/products/rouxgaroux
>>11539944nipple clamps + silicone breasts? how would that work? are the fake breasts hollow on inside for room for nipple clamps? if you're a girl its easy i guess... But yeah lovense with a public pattern + bondage and blindfold sounds great, ive only tried simple tied hands behind back with a waistband but the slight helpless feeling it gave, coupled with my lovense plug and VR headset was amazing
Just thought I was done cumming on the machine, and reached out to turn the speed dial down to zero, but accidentally twisted it the wrong way. I love—LOVE—that I had an instant, slutty lizard-brained reaction to leave it on high, instead.
>>11540169I went through all of this a few weeks ago, erucic acid tests from rats were done years and years ago with faulty testing, there are people who cook and eat with mustard oil almost every day of their lives and have no issues like those rats did, mustard oil has a much higher level of erucic acid compared to jojoba oil. Simultaneously, the way it interacts with the gut lining is completely different to your stomach, your body doesn’t process it in the same way so the chances of it giving you and heart issues that way is also drastically diminished. Essentially there is nothing wrong with it and if there was Pjur wouldn’t be allowed to sell their lube that uses it. It also isn’t really an oil, but a wax ester, so the way it interacts with silicone toys is different.
>>11539180>What is something you add to your anal play to make it better? (i.e. crossdressing/kinks, alcohol/drugs, specific hentai/porn, etc?)Watching hmvs. I try my best to follow the beat (/sounds in general), and if mood is just right - i get into a trance, where my hand is moving on its own, without any effort or thought from me. Just being selfraped, basically (because that happens usually in the last half/third of a session, and by that time - im way too sensitive to ram myself from behind with full force, or for long, or fast.)
>>11539338is a week long enough? 10 days seems too long
>>11540121Bro it's literally the best, I'm hard just thinking about it
>>11540317How long did you last
>>11540211I always miss thisAny place I can find links like this to play around?
>>11540331Sources please, if you provide them I'll jojoba my ass and give you an hour with the web link control of my fuck machine with a 7" by 2" dildo that's how bad I want the effects of it to be true
>>11540393Nigga this is 4chan just google this all yourself
>>11540391https://c.lovense.com/link-hub/
So i got a buttplug recentlyi thought i'd start out small, cause im not super experienced, get something that'll go in nicely without much issue yea?Well, it does. But the base is the same diametere as the thickest point of the thing... it sits against my ass nicely when i just relax, but when i pull on it with the ass muscles it almost slipped inside twice. Idunno if it actually would have, cause i pulled it back out before it could, but it felt like it would so i didnt risk it.Anyways, i think this ones for the bin, or maybe as a stretcher to warm up with at most
>>11540394I'm too high, I think it's a fair trade
bought a mare maker 70 from topped toys before their Canada sale ended last night, curious if it will actually resize my hole...
>>11540331Thanks for the explanation.Regarding the silicone toys absorbing it i did find a few people complaining about that specifically with sex toys. And a chemical company that makes silicone intentionally swelled with jojoba oil (not for sex toys).It shouldnt do any damage but it could make the toy swell slightly if it's left on there for a long time or be harder to clean.
>>11540444YOU GONNA HAVE A PUSSY SOON, SON!!
>>11540426I hope you didnt buy a cheap metal jewel plug. Those are infamous for sending people to the hospital.Get a T plug. Theyre much less likely to slip in than a round base and it wont poke as the sides of your butt. The arms should be solid and not very floppy so they cant fold and slip inside.
>>11540361idk I'm still in the need to edge while using a massager phase as I have zero self control.Came without touching after touching just enough to not cum but be close enough that pressure and internal stroking did the rest, just last night.And had a 2nd time like a minute after, and a 3rd 3 minutes after that, then actually jerked off to a full orgasm.Shit was so cash. It gets all warm feeling and my nerves light up all the way to my brain and my head feels floaty and dreamy.
>>11540464Its not metal, but it was pretty affordable. So i guess im a sucker, haha.Yea, when i eventually order another ill buy a more expensive one, with T-bars. Also probabbly bigger because this one was quite easy to my own surprise.
>>11540071I've trained my hole to crave massive toys and go past the sigmoid in every session, so cleaning out isn't optional for me anymore. Also fuck you, it's a thread for discussing anal masturbation. Of course people are going to discuss their methods. For any anons who play in the evenings like I do, I've devised the following method for super easy deep cleanouts (obviously ymmv, this just works for me):>eat normally during the day but stop snacking after your last meal>shit normally about an hour before you intend to do anal>immediately after shitting, use a regular douche to flush out your rectum only (one bulb full of water at a time)>once water is relatively clear, go and do other stuff for 30-45 mins, you should feel some additional stuff ready to come out after a while>repeat the earlier steps (shit then light flushes) until the water is clear enough>stuff your freshly cleaned out sigmoid with whatever you want, you should now be completely clean
i just ordered some modafinil and pregabalin. anyone have any experience doing prostate play with either of these?
>>11540539pregabalin might help at high doses. In my experience, GABA flooding sure helps my creativity, and that easily translates to horniness.
>horny for anal play>can't fuck myself>start contracting my perineum>it works>pleasure is building up>it's enough to make me stop contracting more>i push through it>it started to give me motion sicknessDid I fuck up my nerves or something? If not, has any anon' ever felt the same type of nausea after this type of activity?
Whats the ideal stroke length for the hismith? or in general?
Not sure if this is the right thread, but I'm looking for sauce for picrel.
>>11539180QOTD: I like to gag myself with a ball gag. I used to like cross dressing but I was always worried about getting them stained so I don't do it much any more.
>>11540517Yea nah, fuck you. It's you, and people like you shitting up the place with your shit talk about the same fucking shit over and over and over in every thread. >How do I clean butt? >Poo came out. >So stinkyAnd then a hundred people like you telling them to squirt a bunch of fucking water up their asses. The least you could fucking do is include a pic, but no. Can't even bother doing that can you? Shithead. Shit for brains.
>>11540517Chat shit get banged
>>11540517after I douche the first time I also wear a small metal plug for a bit, I noticed it helps me expel a little more after douching, as well as start warming up my hole.I've been inserting my douche as deep as possible instead of just at the rectum, so that might also be sabotaging my sessions instead of helping them. thanks for the tips!
Question to the straggots of this thread (and everyone desu): do you ever feel kinda sad that so many people (the regular dudebro straight guy) die without ever experiencing these kinds of pleasures/experiences? From time to time I always get me wondering something along the lines of "wow there are people who refuse to experience this just because".
>>11540444You gonna have a big fat horse pussy
>>11540547As deep as your toy can allow, full stroke my ass into a sloppy mess
>>11540558Stay mad and eat da poopoo
Omg for the first time since getting my fuck machine my ass felt fully relaxed and what I imagine having a pussy is like, fuck me it was so pleasurableStill didn't get the anal orgasm but I felt like it was my closest yet
>>11540462>>11540593how long should I wear it for, and what lube will work better long term-wear, coconut oil or X-lube?
>>11540444It will not. I shove the mare maker 130 up my ass frequently and my hole returns to its normal shape within a day.
>>11540610Mix both for optimal long lasting lube
3 inch classic butt plug success.Think i'm gonna take a nice long break tho til friday or sundayHaven't felt any real stretch for over a year.
>>11539571>>11540071lol it even happens to me after one a half hour of enema must be the fried foods
>>11540096Part of me is like "WHAT DOES THAT MEEEANN" but I guess I'll find out. I used to work at a sex store, so I've seen a lot of different kinds, and I'm so curious.Checked their shipping page though, and >"During regular periods, we do our best to fulfill orders within 24 hours. However, during peak times like holidays, sales, and product launches we may take up to 3 weeks to fulfill your order."Fuuuuuuuu do I have to wait 3 whole weeks, or have people gotten their stuff sooner before?Also dammit, I'm gonna want the 65 next, aren't I.
>>11540591only bottom brains can enjoy it anyway
This douche/enema bulb rules btw, or at least it's my current favorite.https://calexotics.com/ultimate-cleansing-system/?srsltid=AfmBOorW_N55U_WbaJY8h49KLIhy77bVUHzVbrgYGuaJ_83QrKA0yJb6#tab-specificationReally easy to clean, generous bulb, and a flexible silicone nozzle- with 4 holes around the sides, instead of just one at the tip, which is a different feeling - annnd it's 5" long, with a 1.2" head.It was really hot to realize yesterday, that it used to take some coaxing to get the head in, but now it only takes a little bit of lube and the whole thing just slides all the way in, like it belongs there. It's long enough to get a little deeper clean, but works/feels great shallow too.So yeah, it works good, but I really like that tip can be a sexy warmup toy, while also getting clean. Dual purpose!
>>11540558Wow turns out a large component of doing anal is the ability to clean outWow turns out the gut and its microbiome are incredibly complex and varies a fuckton from person to personWow turns out that using larger dildos that go past the sigmoid require a completely different cleanout routine than smaller dildos or buttplugsIts going to keep being discussed, cry about it
>>11540290No, I'm a boy. I just want to try clamps; they'll probably be uncomfortable under silicone breasts. It'd probably be better to get flat nipple stickers with vibrating motors. Ideally, I'd like to put together something like an animegao kigurumi costume for these types of sessions in future.
Anyone doing the cummstack/supplements? Whats the best? I remeber hearing mixxed reports about stuff like saw palmotto
>>11540560Banged in the ass?
>>11540739No you'll want the Chute 75 so that it's both buttplug but also a double stuffed dildo and plug combo when you're a bigger slut
I'll be plugged for some time if anybody wants to play with my butt.https://c.lovense-api.com/t2/4e0ovnpm?share_type=103
>>11539236>I want to get a fuck machine is hismith really the best one?Probably not. It's a chink brand.Chink brands are known for :1/ poor quality2/ paid shilling on the net, including 4chinIt's probably serviceable. But not "the best" in any way.
>>11540908>>11539236It is the best value proposition for a decently well made product that isn't marked up excessivelyBest bang for buck now go get your ass fuck
>>11540892Link?
>>11540914https://toppedtoys.com/collections/the-chute/products/channel-75Their URL is retarded it should have been at chute-75
Would be nice if people in this "hobby" would discuss how large sizes means the PR/PC muscles need to physically adapt to gtfo the way and also you're probably restructuring your pelvis and tailbone configuration.
>>11540925Ok
Hey guiez I'm new. How do I play with butt without poop flying all over? The smell is horrendous, and it makes a big mess. I spend half my session cleaning up poop and then my toys smell like poop even after I wash them. I'm on a steady diet of mcdoubles and buttery parm noodles.
>>11540930expert here,what you're going to want to do is just go with it! Your body is capable of doing some great things and being poopy and stinky is one of them!It's normal to get some on your fingers, face, or even the walls!So don't worry too much about it. By the way, the poop is a great way to keep critters away, so don't bother cleaning it up!edit: wow, thanks for the gold kind stranger!
>>11540878Also interested in this
>>11540925Wrong
>>11540930Do a handstand, gravity will keep it in
>>11539180>QotDYeah crossdressing is kinda fun, stockings/suspenders, corset. Or my slutty schoolgirl outfit, helps me to get into the headspace for a really good session. It's not the kinda thing I do often as I need the house to myself. Same with drugs, i'll do poppers rarely and leave it months between sessions even then i'll try my best to buy pentyl or amyl, not iso
>>11540925Agree. With my largest horse dildo i can't even clench my muscles because my anal is so stretched.
>>11540878>>11540933https://www.reddit.com/r/cumbiggerloads/comments/1pnmgs6/the_2026_stack_top_semen_enhancing_ingredients/You also want to hydrate and bost test through lifting and cardio (walks or a bike ride is fine you don't need to jog a marathon). L-cittruline 3g supplement along with cardio will improve blood flow as well
>>11540925All I know is my ass looks fucking fantastic after 10+ years of anal. Many girl would be jealous
>>11540444>>11540739>do I have to wait 3 whole weeks, or have people gotten their stuff sooner before?I got my shipping confirmation this afternoon, so thankfully I don't think we won't have to wait 3 weeks.
>>11540950So I'm fucking pro at riding dick. I know for a fact I've taken miles more cock (in my ass) than my sister has taken in all of her holes. The other day we were watching a movie, and there was no seating, so I got down on the floor in my normal cock riding stance and watched the movie like that. Afterwards my sister commented on how I could sit like that for so long... Little does she know.
i want a dildo attachment for the hismith that has paddles at the base so when it fucks me it goes plap plap plap plap on my cheeks so i can pretend i am pic related
>>11539783Start small (5mg) if edible, and if smoking, pause every couple of hits for a bit to evaluate how u feel. Also prep some video material thats very repetitive/hypnotic, and go to town
>>11540919Okay I'm buying one of those holy shit
>>11540946Which one is it
>>11541017Next time you need to sit like that while plugged>>11541036You just need a real top at this point
>>11540892That is.. not a bad idea. I love me a versatile toy. Still a bit too big for me yet, but when I get there... the possibilities! I like the way you think, anon.
I want to try a BD flint but I'm not sure about the weird faux-foreskin thing at the tip. Feel like it would just be kinda irritating. Does anyone have one? Any thoughts? I want something with ridges I can feel and a decent curve
Just want to thank anons here. I had burning asshole with astroglide and this group recommended I try xlube. Holy cow. No burning at all. I haven't cum anally yet but I think I can get there with this lube. I am not paid for the record
>>11541111This - Nothosaur HUNTER JACK XXL
>>11541238Dayum how
>>11541315Everything's possible with enough training and stretching.
>>11541315A lot of lube, some prestreching with plug and dog dildo. It's ironic that I was able to take this horse inside me the first time, but I still can't cum with it because it stretches anal so much
Got the day off, hitting the edible... What anal PMVs should I watch while using my fuck machine?Two hours before it hits and then my ass is gonna get railed
I mentioned a few times that I've started fucking myself more sensually, instead of like I'm trying to jack off my asshole. Last night I was in the shower and everything was wonderful. Zero discomfort, just pure bliss. Then I got a bit of an odd sensation. To be quite honest I thought I was involuntary peeing, I could feel a rush of it rolling down my cock with every thrust. I grabbed it to stroke a little and sure enough I could feel that same gush of liquid with every thrust. Not like a little bit. Each thrust was like the same amount an a cum rope. So I got it on my hand and looked at it and it was crystal clear and definitely not piss. I kept going and could watch a gush pour out on every thrust. It was literally an unbroken line of the stuff from my dick to the ground. The only time I've ever seen so much gushy liquid was out of a turned on girls pussy. I've never had this happen before, not so intensely. Where the hell am I storing all that liquid?
>>11541338Had a similar experience once. Got really into riding a dildo I strapped to a daiki so it wouldn't slip around and holy fucking shit I was left wondering how the fuck can my body produce that much pre or whatever it was.
>>11541216Have a medium sized one and I love it. That, a Large Nox and a Hilt 95 are the ones I have that have given me the most hands-free orgasms.In medium density I would say the ridges are the most noticeable part. They feel nice, but for some reason I always enjoy it the most while riding it in reverse. Might be due to my anatomy or riding style.
They turned off the hadron collider and suddenly I'm not in the mood to plow my own ass anymore :(
>>11541353They turned off the hadron collider and suddenly I'm in the mood to plow my own ass :)
>>11541341It sure was lewd for sure. I guess girls can produce that amount of liquid so it should be a problem for us either. But it was a alot. Leaking like a bitch.
>>11541370Yeah I always thought that was just dirty talk or fetish stuff but no we can absolutely leak just like a girl can. Like a fucking lot.
>>11541353Collide these cocks in your ass.
>>11541396Remember kids the difference between madness and science is writing down the results and having a testing procedure. We'll need volunteers to collide anon cock's in their ass and a placebo test group.
>>11541354NO GIVE IT BACK >:(
>>11541420Take it silly.
>>11541429Shooting for "plowing myself with fat horse cocks", landing on "wearing gigantic plugs for hours on end" I'LL TAKE IT
>>11541398I volunteer
>>11541458That sounds like you'll be leaking for hours.
>>11541338probably prostate fluid. Sometimes it mixes with piss if your toy hits your bladder.
>>11541492I'm looking for someone to keep me in chastity till I don't have any choice but to learn to cum from blowing out my boy-pussy, but apparently people have MORES these days
>>11541348How do you orgasm from the Hilt, I've been trying with my 75 but it's such a hard but hot stretch
>>11541533I also wish this fate yet it seems like no one actually genuinely wants to make new sissies
>>11541533>>11541562Sounds like hot singles in my area.
>>11541533>>11541562Its 2026.. Get yourself an AI Mistress..Or Master if you're into that, I dont judge.
>>11541580AI is gay
>>11541580AI gets me like 65% of the way there.I still need a real human to force me down on my knees and make me suck whatever is dangling in front of my face while I ruin what's left of my sphincter
>>11541338>I mentioned a few times that I've started fucking myself more sensuallyExplain please
made a sinister X-lube concoction with THC tincture, white food dye, and liquid pregnenolone (messing with hormones) and used it to ride at least half-dozen dildos in the shower.after pushing out 100ml of X-lube my legs are super sore and I think the THC in the lube made me really sleepy to the point I couldn't think straight anymore and I went to bed right after.
>>11541651That's where you need a fuck machine you can leave running while you lose yourself to the pounding
>>11541652I've been considering a hissmith 3.0, just don't know if I have the space & privacy for it at the moment, maybe after I've gotten rid of my old sex toys I don't use anymore.speaking of - I just got a glass buttplug today, but it's comically huge, almost as wide a coke can. There's no way I could seriously put it in my ass without hurting myself or spending hours warming up to it, so now I have a new glass paperweight. https://a.aliexpress.com/_mPKHtAx
Any recs on 3D printers? I don't mind it being expensive as long as it's good quality and maybe can be useful for non lewd things?
>>11541660Get something that isn't WiFi connected so your printer belongs to you and isn't forced into the nanny state of constant surveillance
>>11541653Make the space for it, it's so worth it especially when you start watching porn videos that sync to patterns that change the fuck speed
>>11541653Oh damn, I had to Google and, wow, you weren't exaggerating, it's literally almost the size of a can! Def would take a lot of work. Hope you enjoy your paperweight, on whatever level you like?Speaking of paperweights, one of my glass plugs BROKE when it fell like 2" into the sink, so this is a WARNING not a rec. The base came clear off, probably because it's made with a joint there instead of being made in one solid piece, or it's just a weak point. EITHER WAY. I've heard of people dropping their glass toys on concrete and them coming out of it totally unscathed, so this plug was clearly not quality shit. I don't think it would've broken under most play conditions, but if it hit some tile wrong..??? I'm sure as shit grateful it didn't break anywhere near my ass. https://pipedreamproducts.com/collections/glass/products/icicles-no47-clearIt was a fun toy while it lasted, but would not buy again, obviously.
>>11541704>Trusting anything glass up your ass
>>11541707That only happened because it was hollow, solid glass doesn't do that
>>11541707>>11541712It actually wasn't hollow, just two pieces stuck together, but same difference - a solid piece wouldn't do that. Re: trusting it, I really like glass, and it's usually very unforgiving and low maintenance, so I didn't think this one would actually break.And yes, I cut my hand while trying to clean it, after fishing it from the bottom of my sink to take this picture
Also, trans dude from the other dayyy...Did some searching, and apparently testosterone therapy can affect the anal sphincters/muscles like any other muscle in the body, promoting them to be thicker and more resilient. One of my friends joked that he "grew a prostate" after starting T, but actually he might be kinda right? The clitoral tissue grows internally as well as externally, and some people develop prostatic tissue? WHAT
>>11541011Nice! I just got mine too! Should be here in like 2 days!
>>11541721I used to have an absolute amazing glass dildo that would make me cum handsfree every single time. I had to ship it over from across the world because for some reason every single glass dildo I can buy in my country is too small.But I dropped it on the bathroom floor once aswell. Didnt break like yours did, but a part chipped off, so it was obviously not usuable anymore after that. Still sad about it.Anyways I dont think such a thing can break off like that in your ass unless youre putting a lot of force on it. Unless you buy it from China, they probably put those things under a lot of stress testing for safety
>>11541721And if that broke in your ass you'd be in hospital or dead right now... Fuckin retard
>>11541741What are you waiting to arrive? I'm waiting on a hilt 75 and a mordax 75
There's no substitute for girth
>>11541329Ask hypnotube or thisvid, there's a lot of options.
>>11540121took me a long time to warm up to the hilt, initially I didn't really like it bc I couldn't get past the second hurdle. Finally got it in last session though and it was heavenly, don't give up on it if you're not crazy about it at first!
>>11541771I managed to squeeze the Hilt 115 in ONCE, the sensation of sliding over the knot and feeling the head slurp up into the space behind your belly button is fuckin brain-melting
>>11541652Like this :)
>>11540739
>>11541704>>11541707Pipedream is one of the least reputable companies making glass toys. Id rather play the aliexpress lottery, at least theres a chance of winning. With pipedream youre always losing on quality.On that note though, i have some personal rules for glass toys i buy:1. They must be clear2. Nothing goes up my ass before ive inspected it with a polariscope (if the glass isnt annealed, im not using it)3. If it gets dropped and banged into something, inspect again4. Before buying, turn my brain on for a second and think "are there any super thin bits that are too thin for a glass toy"You can very easily create a diy polariscope with a polarized lens or polarizing film and an lcd screen set to a color like light gray.It will let you see the internal stresses in glass and determine whether it is annealed or if it has anything that might compromise it. (picrel from dangerouslilly comparing annealed vs not annealed glass, the not annealed is rainbowy under the polariscope)The glass people sometimes get away with dropping is almost certainly annealed borosilicate glass (though it may be compromised internally after being dropped). But soda lime glass is cheaper and it's also cheaper to not anneal it so you can get some companies selling very weak glass (properly annealed soda lime is decent).Will cheap glass break inside you? Unlikely but i wouldnt take the chances perosnally.And worth mentioning, annealed glass is not tempered glass. If youve seen a window shatter into a million tiny pieces, thats tempered glass. It has tons of built in stresses to make it stronger but it also explodes from the slightest chip. Not good for dildos, stick to annealed glass.Trying to break a properly annealed, solid, and reasonably thick borosilicate toy with your ass would break your ass first.
>>11541652>>11541796I dont know about you guys, but using my hismith is legit more tiring than playing with my dildos normally. Doggy feels the absolute best for me when using a fuckmachine and staying in doggy for over an hour is exhaustingI have yet to find a position that feels just as good without also being tiring
>>11541704BOROSILICATE PEOPLE, COME ON
>>11541814Just anneal the glass on your own... Glass is ridiculously easy to anneal compared to steel or aluminum
>>11541721I was talking about the jar thing>>11541747That is a very clean break quite far from the last bulb of the toy, with any amount of actual awareness crisis could be avoided very easily even if it did break in their ass because, solid glass doesn't break under even pressure.
>>11541725>grew a prostateMake sure to welcome it with some thorough assfucking
>>11541725This is encouraging, since I'm going for the opposite thing (turning my prostate into a feminine-ish g-spot)
>>11541639First off foreplay... Not prep. I don't have to prep because of how and what I eat, when I eat it, and when I play with myself. I mean foreplay. I start by getting myself going by looking at pics, and whatnot. Then sometimes if my body is not responding I end there. If my body is responding, I close my eyes, and start thinking of my favorite fantasy while I touch my asshole. I'll lube up a little bit so I can gently start fingering myself.nothing crazy, just basically to get some lube inside, and really lock into whatever fantasy I'm imagining. Then I'll pull out my dildo and lube it and stroke it while still fingering my ass. I almost exclusively do all this standing up btw. So I put the dildo on the wall so high I have to stand on my tippy toes to get the right angle. I'll put the head to my pucker and gently apply pressure until I meet the slightest resistance, then I'll just hold there. I'll concentrate hard on relaxing my ass, while not adding any pressure. After a minute or so of this everything will just click, and the dildo will be hilted in my ass. Zero effort or discomfort, just ease and pleasure. So then I'll imagine that dildo attached to someone and my only goal is to get them off. My getting off is secondary. I'll slowly fuck it, and stir the pot, you know, a lot more than just jackhammering my asshole. Soon I'll be leaking pre like a bitch in a solid line all the way to the floor, pump after pump and then I'll cum usually. I don't think I'll ever fuck myself in any other way.
>>11541845hashtag goals
>>11541845Is that not how people here usually do this stuff? Do you guys just rawdog it or something?
>>11541852Idk, depends on how much time and energy I feel like dedicating to anal. Sometimes I have 1-2 hour sessions playing with various different dildos, sucking off dildos, getting into the headspace, taking it slow. But sometimes when Im in the shower in the morning, after just taking my morning-after-coffee-shit and if it came out super clean and know Im fully empty inside I just slap a dildo on the shower wall or floor, I leave my dildos and lube laying around in the bathroom anyways because I live alone and rarely get visitors. Then I do some minimal warmup so I dont give myself any tears, and then go to town for 5-10 mins until I cum and go about my day, kind of like a quickie. Both are enjoyable in its own way
>>11541854Do you also get "cleanup anxiety" when company comes over?Like, I leave so much wild sex stuff lying around my bathroom, no matter how well i clean I'm always paranoid that the company is gonna find something I forgot.
>>11541855Its even worse than that lol. I have nightmares sometimes where for example I get in an accident and end up in the hospital, my mother takes my keys and goes in my home to get me fresh clothes or whatever and sees all my shit lying around.Yeah it gives me anxiety lol, but I just cannot be bothered putting everything in some kind of locked box in between sessions
>>11541855I had all my stuff in my shower once and I came home from work and my dad was standing outside my house. >I thought you would be home, Anon! I really have to go to the bathroom I can't make it home it's an emergency! I didn't even think about it until he had been up there for a while. I remember I almost puked thinking about all those fucking dicks in there. He left and never said anything about it. But I know he saw them because of a few comments he's made over the years. Kinda sucks my dad knows I low key take cock up the ass on the regular. Whatever though. You never know how freaky someone is really. Maybe he likes butt stuff too.
>>11541863I literally have actual nightmares about scenarios like that when Im sleeping holy shit. I would move across the entire world and never see my family ever again. I guess it all depends on how people already see you but I can absolutely tell you nobody I know would even give it a 1% chance that I do such things. I would absolutely not be able to live with that permanently altered perception of me
>>11541854I mean I can get something stuffed up my butt quickly but I definitely need warmup to be able to cum from it.
>>11541353same, sadface, maybe the summer heat isn't good for some people's libido
Anyone own a Fukena dildo? how are they?
>>11541725I don't know why you retards think hormones are some magic potion that do everything your imagination wants them to.
>>11540739The base is honestly just to small for me on any gape keeper
I'm so fucking addicted to anal
>>11541877Obviously Im not gonna handsfree cum when I go for a quickie in the shower. I just masturbate while riding my dildo, something so simple yet so underrated in these threads
>>11541660I have an ender v3 se, does the job and not very expensive but lacks the premium features and can be a bitch to finetune if you're a giga autist like me.Get a prusa if you have the money for it.Bambu is decent but they've been in some controversies lately.Also don't get a resin printer without researching them thoroughly, you need proper ventilation and an enclosure because the fumes are very bad for your health.Make sure you invest in a respirator and always wear gloves when handling uncured resin.Shouldn't need to be said but don't put anything you print with any printer in your ass. If you're hell bent on diy-ing something to put in your ass print a mold for silicone.
>>11541918Oh okay that makes much more sense I read that like you could genuinely just hop on and basically immediately cum hands free.
>>11541927Fuck forgot to add before sending, I agree it's highly underrated to just ride a dildo and jerk off. Not the same obviously but still nice when you don't have time or the mind for a full session.
>>11541927>you could genuinely just hop on and basically immediately cum hands freeIf only, maybe if I dont cum for more than 2 weeks
>>11541868I used to feel a lot more hung up about it. And I do not give off the perception I ride dildos all night. But honestly I don't even care anymore. I do it because I like it, and man, a lot of people do things because they like it, even if they don't seem like it. If my sister ever would stop assuming all sorts of things about my sex life and just ask, I would tell her, but she's too busy playing in fantasy land in her own head. She would be fucking blown away if she knew what I got up to. She thinks I'm just some incel who never gets laid but I'm out fucking and getting fucked every week. My dad who probably knows I play with my ass doesn't even know to what extent I get down. No one has ever bothered to ask, they just make assumptions so I don't care anymore.
>>11541931Yeah not jerking off at all for two or three weeks and I'm on a hair trigger where I can't exactly do it consistently but sometimes my sessions don't last as long as I expect lol
>>11541933I wish it was just dildos for me, I could always just play that off like "I dated a freaky girl for a while".But not only do I have a fuckmachine, I have a lower half high quality sexdoll aswell. If anybody finds that shit its like Im giving them the impression I not only cant fuck a girl and need a toy for that, I cant even get a man to fuck me so I need a fuckmachine too lmao. Honestly just telling them Im gay and fucking dudes would be less embarrassing
>>11541827Whoops my bad. And yeah, it must have hit the sink at just the right angle for it to break, I don't think it would if no hard surfaces were involved.>>11541745 I'm sorry for your loss>>11541820 I will definitely check to make sure it's borosilicate next time, I thought it was, but looking at it, description doesn't specify.>>11541814This is all cool info, thanks! Gonna go check all my glass using my polarized sunglasses now lol. And never trusting pipedream again on the glass plugs.
Weed plus anal feels amazing. All my most mind-blowing anal orgasms were on weed.Eyes rolling back, screaming, feeling like my whole body is a pussy... It's indescribably good feeling. I highly recommend it.
>>11541973Forgot to mention shaking... lots of leg shaking lol
I need help anons.I'm not new to riding toys or ruining my hole, and i consider myself quite the size queen, but I got this bigger dildo that I've been trying to shaft, and i just can't seem to get it down, not bc I can't stretch ( or i think so at least) but bc the toy hits my tail bone, and i just end up being sore the the next couple days.Is there any workarounds or am i limited by my own anatomy
My glass plug arrived today and I already had an amazing wank with itBasically just stroked with one hand and pressed it into my ass with the otherCheers to the anon who recc'd one to me
>>11541993What's it made of? Maybe you need something less firm
Should I get a dildo machine? I've played with my dildo for a while now, using JOIs and I'm thinking that I could get more action while playing with myself.Also, anyone have any experiences with these machines?
>>11541792Topped toys really does live up to the reviews, it is impressive
>>11541817See I can't do doggy for very long but I can get pounded on my back for hours
>>11541863He probably sucked each one when you weren't looking
>>11542051I was just fucking myself with the hismith premium 3 today, if you're considering a machine like that get the 3 not the 4, it's better bang for buck and you definitely want the one with the app control for the fun fuck patterns that sync with videos
>>11542001i think its silicon, but desu I haven't done the lighter test yet. I would send the amazon link but it got deleted for some reason, but u can find some other sellers by reverse image searching, so it could also be some chinesium bullshit>picrel
Inspired by all you anons talking about your fuck machines, I dusted mine off and tried to lube my ass and pound it .. anyone else feel like some days the lube just doesn't stay in your ass and it just leaks out of you? How do the sluts in porn fuck their asses with barely any lube, I gotta turn mine into a slip and slide and even still there's only so long before I gotta reapply lubeAnd yes I'm using xlube
>>11542068Probly chinesium, also yeah looks pretty huge. If that's rather firm/rigid I'm not surprised you're brusing something!
Idk what it is but I seem to absorb the water out of K-lube extremely fast and no other lube works for me without causing burning sensations eventually. I can get maybe 5-10 minutes of use and then everything is dry down there, even using a lube shooter.
>>11542124Have you tried mixing it thicker? I use xlube which I'm pretty sire is mostly the same, and it lasts longer than 10 minutes for me. Or maybe you just don't drink enough and your body is just sucking the water out as fast as it can, although I'm not sure that the rectum will absorb water like your intestines will.
>>11542080>>11542124maybe try mixing the X-lube with coconut oil? even if the X-lube dries out I doubt your ass will dry out the coconut oil. how thick do you make your X-lube too? I prefer to make mine into almost a gel, it works really well when I do a session in the shower, but the rare times I do it in bed I think a thinner viscosity is better but I need to make way more.
>>11541973Can agree, some of the best sex I have had was when I was high. Also I think it is because a lot of my barriers just go away and I don't care anymore and can just enjoy it.
>>11542125>>11542126I've tried making it thin and thick and it kinda doesn't make a difference. Haven't tried mixing it directly with coconut oil but have tried lubing the toy with the oil and my ass with the K lube and vice versa and not really noticed a difference either.
>>11542126I find when it's thick it doesn't like to get pulled in deeper in my ass, so it's only near the sphinct does my ass stay lubey
>>11542126>>11542128You're supposed to coat your asshole inside with jojoba oil and then use xlube actually
>>11542130I thought jojoba had some toxic compound that fucked your heart up
>>11541924Thank you.
>>11542131Fake and gay
I don't get it, some days xlube lets me pound my ass with my fuck machine for hours and other days it's feeling like every ten minutes I need to relubeMy ass is completely cleaned out in both cases
>>11541903You can suck my tiny t-dick and see it's not just imagination, asswipe. That shit used to be smaller than my pinkie and buried under the hood, now after a year it's as big as my middle finger and pokes its head out. I would not be surprised if testosterone- a fuckin steroid- affected the muscles in my ass too. And I said prostatic TISSUE, not an actual prostate, learn to read.>>11541829So good news for you- I did some more research, and the skene's glands in female anatomy, located around the urethra, are analogous to the prostate, and a part of the Gspot. They're part of what's responsible for producing lubrication (getting wet) alongside the bertholin glands (whose male analogue, the Cowper's glands, create precum.) They're also where the fluid from squirting comes from, which makes sense! So idk how you're looking to change things, but biology says you're on the right track.And if T increases the size and/or sensation of the same anatomy for me, then heck yeah.>>11541828 oh man, do I plan to. :)
>>11541748I'm the one getting the gk 55, nothing crazy but still a lil stretch. Also got their tit trainers in XL to add to my collection of suction toys.>>11541904Oh no, hopefully not dangerously too small?
>>11541748Also omg, the texture on the mordax looks FASCINATING, I'm intrigued by that one. Do tell how it goes when you get it, if you want.
For beginner toys, highly recommend "training sets" like these, where the necks are smoother in transition to the widest bulb, and the tips are more pointed like a finger. Calexotics and others make similar, but I liked the shape of these best (despite the cringey marketing.)https://www.mastersextoys.com/store/p1601/Apprentice_3_Piece_Silicone_Anal_Trainer_Set_Fifty_Shades_Of_Grey_Darker_Butt_Plugs_AE182_Greygasms_50_Free_USA_Shipping.htmlThe slightly wide neck keeps you open, the length, engaged. The base is reassuringly wide, and a suction cup adds a lot of possibilities.
>>11542080I only need lube for initial entry of a dildo, after a while my ass self-lubricates. Its a white creamy type of substance that my dildo gets covered with after a while. Im not even sure why my ass is able to do that, I have only very rarely seen this in porn but Im not complaining
>decide to try using aneros knockoff in shower today because of thread>leg shaking handsfree orgasm before I'm finished showeringThis is your threadly reminder on the importance of exercise. Fucking hell..
Reading this thread is making me wanna get into/onto this shit again
>>11542124I've never used xlube. Back in my day it was all about the Jlube... I'm finally almost out of the bottle though. Sounds like you need to mix at a higher concentration. I like mine to be about the consistency of... Well cum. I usually take a water bottle and drink half. Then I'll put in about a half tablespoon of powder. Shake the bottle for a while and add another half a tablespoon. Then shake again. I don't like to add it all at once because it can clump. By then I'll have a pretty good idea about the consistency, and I'll add water or more powder accordingly. When I shake it I like to see some bubbles suspended in the mixture. If all the bubbles break the surface immediately you're going to be more like water. Then I let it sit usually for 8-24 hours to full incorporate. Give another shake and check to see if I need more powder. Remember this lube you're making is "self siphoning" meaning if it's mixed up at the proper consistency, it should leave a string of lube everywhere. You literally can't make it too thick because you can always add water. You can try playing in the shower too, the shower mist will help reactivate any dried lube.
>>11542130Jojoba is relatively new to the game, but people like you act like it's been around forever. I've been playing with my ass since 1992. Historically this place has been anti sticking unknown items in your ass. Cheap Chinese toys. And yet, you're telling everyone to buy jojoba oil. Where do you think they're going to buy it? Where is it made? What's in it? I'll tell you they're mostly all made in China. The land of gutter oils. So I definitely would be a little cautious about putting it in my ass.And you say it matter of fact too. You sound like an LLM.
>>11542249My Jlube is made in Loveland Colorado.
>>11542131only when eaten, and only when you eat like, absurd quantities of ityour lower intestines and colon absorb things differently than your stomach does
>>11542166I've never had any issues with the base on Gape Keepers.Sometimes I even TRY to push the whole thing inside, and it takes effort. It's not a plug that wants to get lost inside (in my experience of course)
https://c.lovense-api.com/gcls/71hfgfykPlease be nice im still working :(
>>11542322That's lewd and hot
just came. full release. ive been tired and frustrated and i badly needed that. i almost gave up too because things didnt go according to plan, but i tried again and i hit the spot. emptied every gland into my inverted cage. im permacaged by the way. i dont care about the locking denial or whatever, i just want to focus on my ass and not my dick, so its locked behind a 1.5 inch inverted cage.i used a cheap chinese glass njoy wand. who knows if its annealed or not, but it did the trick.
>>11542322Ah nuts, missed it.
Alright girls, I'm back. Despite mediocre excitement, pounded my ass for an hour... Couldn't even feel my prostate, only my bladder. Feels bad man. Tried Tantus P-spot, realistic dildo, but no life sign from my prostate.I'm not touching my dick until I finally cum with my ass
>>11542249>I'll tell you they're mostly all made in China.The US produces an enormous amount of jojoba oil. So at least if youre in the US it's very easy to buy jojoba oil made locally.No clue how well it works in the ass. Personally i see no need for it, i've only used it for cosmetics.
>>11542246>>11542252recent jlube convert here, shit is actually magical. i've never been able to shove stuff in my ass so easily in my life.
>>11542362Yeah it's wild. Like I can do an entire session with one maybe 2 palm fulls. So like imagine 2 or 3 squirts out of a pump dispenser. And each bottle makes fucking gallons of the stuff. I've had my single bottle for years now. It's so fucking slippery. I remember in the thread that convinced me to buy it years ago, someone mentioned how they replaced their room mates shampoo with mixed up Jlube and dude went to take a shower. He immediately slipped and fell as soon as he put it on his hair, and it got on the tub. Crazy stuff. I don't know about the "fisting" version. I buy the veterinarian stuff.
>>11542360Suction cup a dildo to a wall and back dat ass up.
Do you like posts about medical things? If no then skip this oneanyways, i was complaining a few days ago about a sore ass from wiping yea?Well, i had a bit a blood in my paper, so i took it to the doctor. No worries, he wasnt concerned at all, so im "fine", no action required. Level one hemeroids, which got a bit unhappy with the strain of wiping. Apparently *most* men have these? Thats what he said, anyways. But it means i wont get to *have fun* for like weeks atleast, and have to be careful in generall. "oh i wanna get into THAT!" "No you wont, fucker"
Tried depth play for the first time, got a ~5cm diameter dildo about 20 centimeters in, so I assume I was in the sigmoid. I had to poke around a bit before it moved through the bend.Thing is, I didn't really feel anything at all. There was some mild discomfort/pressure when the dildo couldn't get through, but aside from that, pretty much nothing. Slowly stroking it was meh. Mentally it was just fine. I was expecting more intense feelings, so I am slightly confused now. Do I have to learn how to enjoy this? Or do I need to go even deeper than that, into the descending colon?
>>11542370i mean, think about it yea? You dont feel the sigmoids *natural* functions either, untill it drops into the colon. SO of course you wouldnt feel much besides dull pressure of fullness.Having fun with that is probabbly mostly mental game
>Horny for anal>Only a tiny bit of xlube left in my bottle>fuckitweball>Sit on my big dildo with a minimal amount of lube>Surprisingly feels better than usualI might have been overlubing my toys, I felt the toy going up and down inside me much stronger, it was hot.
>>11542370Depth play is a meme, most of the sensitive parts that make anal feel good are 0-15cm in. Depth play is mostly a mental thing, for people who enjoy "being filled up to the max" or even more extreme for people who get off from the potential life threatening danger or poking around near delicate organs. I go past the sigmoid sometimes ofcourse, but thats only if it makes a bigger dildo nicer to ride, or if it has a knot that I want to reach. But just going deep for the sake of going deep, meh
Inflatable buttplugs, yes or no?
>>11542394the pressure they can exert can cause issues so i personally wouldntbut it could also be fine if you're carefull
>>11542377I don't judge people for their kinks, but I mostly agree with you. I think everyone is a bit different. My current dildo I use most often fits me perfectly, and milks my prostate like I'm on a fucking milk farm. It's human shaped, if like the guy was pretty hung. It has a big head, and is pretty long. I can definitely feel it hit my sigmoid if I back all the way onto it it calls deep. But I don't have to and I like having the option, I've gone deeper and just don't feel the need and it opens up a whole other door of complexity. But I keep looking at this fucking tentacles and they're tempting for sure, even though I'll probably not enjoy it all that much.
>>11542394the latex will burn your skin
>>11542406This this this. >>11542394I threw every one I've ever owned in the trash. Prepare to use a condom to avoid ass burn from the plug. Closest thing I have now is an ovipositor. It takes a surprising amount of air pumps to shoot the eggs up inside me. 3 of them always come right out, but the 4th always takes longer. It expands quite a lot before it explodes in my guts.
>>11542271>your lower intestines and colon absorb things differently than your stomach doesYes, they absorb things more easily and more directlyI dont know about jojoba or toxiticy mind you, dont care eitherbut generally if you take the same amount of something per mouth or per ass, ass will be more intense
>>11539236>is hismith really the best one?Hismith isn't the best overall (going by specs the Shockspot and FuckYeah machine blow it out of the water), but it's decent for the price and there's plenty of videos of people using it.
>>11542409Sounds fun, I do have an egg mold I've been meaning to test
>>11542416I believe the problem here is that the digestive system converts it into toxic substances whereas the initial jojoba oil is not toxic. Happens for many things.
>>11542426Start with gelatin eggs. That way if they get stuck, you're not going to the ER.
>>11542438I don't know how people mentally handle anything but gelatine eggs desuI'm way too fucking scared to try silicone or glass eggs.
i know this is a really stupid questionand im not dumb enough to find out first hand, im not THAT retardedbut how is it stuff can get stuck anyways?like, if it has a bad shape, sure i guess. But like, something egg shaped, wouldnt it just be pushed out with the next shit?
>>11542438>>11542445Haha, where do you think it's going to go? I can't speak for other people, but my eggs are pretty small. I don't know how they could ever get stuck. Just like relax and wait for your next poo. >>11542446Yes, it would just be pushed out. I think with my toy it has a knot, and to take the knot I have to go pretty deep. Then there are 4 eggs, so it's quite a lot when it all happens. I'm certain one goes past my sigmoid, because it always takes forever to come out.
>>11542450I'm not sure but it's one of those things I don't even want to risk having to explain.
>>11542394>>11542396>Inflatable buttplugs, yes or no? I bought one on a whim and I've only used maybe 3 times max, every time I've inflated it inside myself and then pulled it out, a little bit a blood always came out; doesn't matter how slow I went.imo it's not worth the risk.
i never used a toy on my ass before and i'm deciding between a knotted dildo, a lovense hush 2, or an inflatable plug/knot toy.any clear recommendations towards either of these? i'm thinking an inflatable one would have the least risk of being too small or too big for me, but fitting a 1.75in diameter buttplug doesn't seem like a huge stunt either if i can get 4 fingers up my ass after some warmup, right?
>>11542446the muscles that push turds forward can be stretched wider than your asshole can.imagine trying to shit out a football sized football shaped object, and every time you're close to pushing it out to the halfway point, your asshole cramps from the pain and dry friction and ends up pushing the football back inside against the weaker looser colon muscles.
>>11540444>>11541011my mare maker is out for delivery today, and it's Friday night - I would've been going to pound town on my prostate by now if I didn't decide to wait for it to get here >.<
>>11542467oh yea, it'd dry up and not stay slick forevertheres it is
>>11542465>i'm deciding between a knotted dildo, a lovense hush 2, or an inflatable plug/knot toy.if it's your first toy I'd maybe recommend the Hush 2 - even if the plug itself isn't an impressive size, I found audio guides that sync with the plug, I think that could make for a pretty fun time. https://shibbydex.com/tag/haptic-anal-toyrunner-up, maybe the knotted dildo, where's it from?
>>11542465What are you after? Prostate play, penetration, fullness, stretching,...?
>>11542471>runner-up, maybe the knotted dildo, where's it fromi'm still deciding between those as well, since i'm not sure if it's a good idea to break the bank on my first toy.for the budget options, i found a few okay looking silicone dildos with positive reviews on amazon, while on the expensive end i've been thinking about rex the german shepherd from bad dragon for a while, or possibly oscar the coyote since those nubs look fun.with medium firmness and either small or medium size for either of the bad dragon ones.the lovense one is on the list because i've played a porn game with integration one too many times and the hush seemed like the most buttplug shaped buttplug compatible with the framework.>>11542472i'd like to try all of the above and go from there. also having something plug or knot-shaped in general stuck behind my sphincter pressing against my prostate seems fun even if i don't cum from it directly.i'll probably end up getting some form of all of the above eventually, but i'd appreciate the advice if any of these seem like a poor choice for a first timer.
>>11542438For sure, not worth the expense or risk imo
>>11542450Okay show me this toy your talking about, sounds neat AF
>>11542478>on the expensive end i've been thinking about rex the german shepherd from bad dragonI got medium-size medium-firmness Rex with a cumtube, the knot (2.6 inches wide) definitely takes warming up with other toys tho. If I could order it again I'd probably get it in a softer firmness make taking the knot easier. pretty fun toy regardless, I really like popping the knot in & out repeatedly.
>>11542465I've got a few knotted dildo's and they're a lot of fun, then again i'm one of those weirdo's who fantasises about that kinda stuff. Can be fun working up to taking the knot, definitely leaves you feeling "full" and there are plenty of sizes available to suit all experience levels. I would advise against the inflatable kind, they can be useful for warming up but they're not the main event, so to say. But thats just my personal opinion.If you are going to get one, I can absolutely recommend anything by neotori, i've got their mundir, tharin and wearwolf all quality made.
Took some edibles earlier, decided it was the best day to bully my prostate a bit, got the aneros out.There are many times where I'll put it in and it's just kind of underwhelming, but then you get days like this one where it just clicks, and I'm there whimpering on the bed, moaning as I feel every single way it's shifting inside my hole, playing with my nipples like a good little buttslut and uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuneed to find a comfy cage (my cock gets really hard so it'll end up pushing the cage away if it doesn't enclose the full shaft) and some cute slutty clothes to feel perfectly at ease...
>>11541328How do you train to get it all the way in?
>>11542491I don't get knotted dildos, it always feels like the shaft would give no pleasure if you can fuck the knot, or the shaft would feel good but the knot would be too big to take
>>11542369>>11542369>he doesn't know about diosmin supplementsLook online, pick whatever variety works, and it'll heal your ass in a matter of days. Someone mentioned it in here before, can confirm it keeps your ass intact and heals any damage faster.
>>11542435So is it safe for anal or nah
>>11542377Feels better when you feel it knocking on that second door then stretching you out to effortlessly slide through freely starts to feel like you're just a hollow tube, a cocksleeve
>>11542340Nothing hotter than a sissy whose dick is pointed down while they're pinned by the giant cock pounding their ass pussy
>>11542249What is in jojoba oil? Jojoba you retard
>>11542231The chosen one
>>11542167Yeah you wanna drop a discord or Kik or teleguard so I don't lose track of you between threads while I wait on shipping?I'm putting that mordax on my fuck machine asap
>>11542166I've never had any issues with the bases and I plug fuck my ass frequently so if anyone should be able to slip it in it should be me but it's never been a worry
Just got my new toysSized up on my artimis 80 to 90. This thing is fucking scary desuI also got a mare maker 100. Cant wait to stretch my ass into a pussy with that.Also on the topic of jojoba oil, i work at a sex shop and I see that in the ingredients on a few lubes there so I'm assuming that it is safe for butt play. I also like using jojoba on my chastity cage so it doesn't chafe as much.Looking forward to trying to tackle these new toys soon with my wife. She isn't too keen on poppers so I bought some anal lube with clove in it to see if it helps relax deeper. Kind of a bummer but I guess it's better to stop in the long run.
>>11542478If you get a hush, do not underestimate the size of them. Theyre essentially a hard plug not anything like a squishy silicone even though they say silicone. Just a thin layer of silicone over hard plastic. Much harsher of a stretch than a soft silicone plug.>the hush seemed like the most buttplug shaped buttplugThe medium and large hushes are rather buttplug shaped but the smaller ones are like something you could stab someone with. And theres no way youre fitting the medium or large straight away just starting out.>pressing against my prostateIn terms of lovense there is the edge 2 which does this.>>11542478>amazonBeware you are gambling if you buy sex toys off amazon. Will it give you chemical burns? Maybe an infection 2 months later? Is it totally safe and perfect? Roll the dice!I'd recommend buying from a reputable retailer or maker. Theres ways you can test if something is silicone for the most part but if it isnt do you really want to go through the hassle of refunding a dildo.
Impulse dildo buy. Pray for my ass.
>>11542571i have seen reason and i'm getting a small neotori wearwolfthe amazon stuff only looked interesting when i compared it to bad dragon because it's so much cheaper, but neotori stuff costs barely more than that and actually has a product page where they don't lie about the materials or size or use ai generated product photos like they do on amazon.
>>11539180QOTD: I put a playlist of PMV's on the right and a slideshow in flipflip on the left monitor. Has anyone tried the Mordax from Topped or the Big Stick from Squarpeg?
>fucked myself stupid last night after leaving a GK95 in my ass for four hours>finished after hilting a mrhankeys large Ogre, then bouncing on large bumblehooves until my balls emptied out like a firehose>enjoying the stretched out feeling for all of today, clenching feels amazing>amazon shipment with a couple Hismith toys, panties and workout clothes arrived midafternoon>delivered by cute and bashful delivery driver (male) >more workout motivation for power bottom statusCan't wait for the next session already. Don't know whether to size up again, or just let this one pound me until I'm dry.
>>11542166My order came in! The plug is SO SQUISHY!! Excited to give it a go, will report back later. Tried out the nipple suckers right away, and they are NICE. The shape is good, the flare at the base seems to fit just right, and is good for elongation and girth. And they're clear, so you can see what's going on. Been wearing them for like the past hour and a half? And watching my nips gradually fill them is hot af. The folks at TT definitely know what they're doing.>>11542276>>11542553That's reassuring, thank you!
>>11540096 holy shit, I think I get what you mean, now.>>11542624Update, got ready, then said hey to my new plug, teasing with it. And I swear to fucking god. The head of that plug felt like the head of a penis. Squishy but firm too.I think I actually got a little flustered. It had slipped in a little the first time, but in the time after that, lubing it up etc., my hole got shy? XDSo been doing some warmup with other plugs, and about to try again
>>11542624>>11542655GOT IT IN<3I don't think I've ever been this full this comfortably before.It's deliciously taking its time to decide how it wants to settle into my body~Rocking back and forth and squeezing on it is fun too.
>>11542598>hilting a mrhankeys large Ogrethat sounds like a euphemism for finding out you didn't clean deep enough
>>11542503>>11541328I am serious. How do you train to take the really big and long ones?
>>11542483Like this, but not this exact one. Mine is more colorful and has a knot.
Feels like I hit the sweet spot for dildo size after years of upscaling. My current favorite dildo is around 2.75 or 7cm thick, been using it for over a year now. Every time Ive tried to go bigger, like I usually would, it would just feel... worse I guess. Too much discomfort, too much pressure on my prostate to the point where it actually doesnt feel good anymore, and an inability to get hard due to size. So I just keep going back to my 2.75 inch dildo. Its a shame I guess, I hoped I could go bigger but whats the point of forcing myself if it doesnt feel good. Not to mention having to spend 150-200 bucks on a high quality large dildo only to use it once or twice and then never use it again lol
>>11542725Poppers and/ or plenty of patience, time and lube. I have a syringe that is supposed to be used as a douche. I suck up about 20-30 ml of xlube and will apply that deep in my asshole during the session. Getting past the sigmoid was a feat desu but I now love depth play and can easily have hands free dry, body shaking orgasms from it.
>>11542532Facts
>>11542564How the fuck do you take it deep and thick like that, I'm struggling over here with a regular dildo at 7" by 2"You down to coach me?
>>11542596Mordax is indescribably orgasmic as it converts your asshole into asspussy
>>11542655Now imagine getting knotted by the Hilt toy It'll crush your prostate into submission
>>11542747I mean, you knew at some point it'd get thick enough your dick would understand you're turned and gay now
>>11542749Why poppers?Are you talkin about these sizes here, or something else?I am talking about something this.
>>11542756Haha. I've been at it for about 10 years now. And I've only just recently have been able to go balls deep on the artimus 80, the 90 is legit scary how much bigger it is. It makes the 80 look like a micro penis. Definitely something I'll have time to be able to hilt, if ever. I'll say the spike from tt is a nice intro to depth play which also stretches you out nicely. I'll use that as my warm up as it tapers and the tip isn't too wide it's easier to make the sigmoid bend. Time and patience and the motivation of being a cocksleeve all are requirements.I'm hoping the mare maker will stretch me out to be able to handle the girth of the new artimus, I'm sure it will, with the added bonus of making my ass more into a pussy. I also am very fortunate to have an understanding and enabling wife that helps out when I ask.
>>11542761Poppers help relax your smooth muscles with the added benefits of making you incredibly horny. Those two things help you overcome some bigger toys that you may not be totally ready for. They aren't magic or anything so they won't make it able to size up hugely, but if you are on the precipice of a new toy, it'll help get you over the edge.I've not tried a toy that big either. Biggest I guess is my spike 90 which iirc has 12 inches insert able. My artimus 80 is 10 inches long but has a big fat head that I have to warm up each session to take. Making sure you're sigmoid is empty helps enormously too. If your body knows there is stuff up there it won't allow anything in or if it does, things get messy. It is a bit more of a set up to go deep.Just the other night I was having a session and it felt really good but once my wife took over slamming my hole it went a little deep and I kinda felt it hit a dry spot up there. Once I took it out there was some mess on the tip of the dildo and later a little blood in the lube I pushed out. I definitely don't like seeing blood but if it's a little bit and you are able to have a bowel movement the next day with our any pain or blood you are pretty much good to go. Still good to take a few days after that before another session.
>>11542765I can take a silicone plug with 10.5cm in diameter, but I never tried anything that deep.
>>11542761I wish I could fit 2.75", I'd order that
>>11542762I have the mordax but I can't fit it yet.. Fuck I wanna so bad
>>11542769They have many more sizes.All is 64cm.S: 4cm -> 2.5cm -> 1.5cmM: 5cm -> 3.5cm -> 2.5cmL: 6cm -> 4.5cm -> 3.5cmXL: 7cm -> 5cm -> 3.5cmXXL: 8cm -> 6cm -> 4cm3XL: 9cm -> 7cm -> 4.5cm4XL: 10cm -> 7.5cm -> 5cm
>>11542774Inches please, my ass isn't metric(Ironically I live in a metric country)
>>11542774>>11542788More importantly link us to where we can buy it
>>11542774Too floppy to be fun?
>>11542796https://www.amazon.de/Leyuye-Super-Dildo-Dilator-Expander/dp/B0F7HPCJBH
>>11542815Of course it's a fuckin .de I'll never find that toy here
>>11542815This saddens me >>11542817
>>11542817>>11542818Looks like it's on aliexpress toohttps://www.aliexpress.us/item/3256810271123706.htmlhttps://www.aliexpress.us/item/3256811829276914.htmlJust searched "64 cm Super Long Plug" and that found it.
>>11542811It has to be like that to make it any sort of distance up ur butt. Think of it as a tentacle sliding up inside you deep, vs a dick plowing you.
>>11539180>qotdCrossdressing and weed.I love wearing panties, makes me feel so subby.Weed just gets me giga horny and allows me to focus on my prostate.Combine them and I'm a leaking mess if i'm in the right mood.Just got new panties, first time wearing a new pair is always fun.
>>11542093Finally had the chance to do the lighter test on it, turns out it is in fact silicon. My only problem right isn't necessarily that it's bruising something, it just feels like it's pushing my tailbone out of the way
I don't know what it is about the whole weed/butt thing. Maybe I've been smoking for too long to notice any sort of difference. I wake up and get high every day... However I've always wanted to try poppers but have no idea how to buy them in the US aside from some shady websites. I know when I get really drunk I can get wild with my ass, but I'm always high too. My body isn't super used to edibles, so maybe I'll try some tonight. I'm already planning a session in my head. I have a whole bag here, maybe I'll get real drunk and eat them all and go play with my butt.
>>11542891Call up sex shops in your area and ask if they carry products like rush or jungle juice. There is a legal gray area and you can't actually call them poppers most places. They are fun to use, especially when fucking your ass. Do a little research into them before hand tho.
>>11542858People here in cucked EU can't see naughty things on AliExpress anymore, without giving AliExpress you ID. Per request of out EU wannabe dictators.So EU people will not find it by image verification, nor can they even buy it without being ID approved, so you can't just give them the link and say (buy this).
>>11542891poppers suck and arent worth it even slightly. they last like 5 seconds tops. thats not an exaggeration. you are inhaling noxious fumes and the brain death loosens you up and can help intensify arousal NOT CREATE IT. so its a pretty short "trip" it intensifies arousal but honestly i find it kills the physical sensation. you get into your own head and its like, "ooh that porn is so hot" rather than "mmm this feels good". the strongest hit is the first one. you must continue to inhale if you want to extend the effect but its WAY WAY WAY WAY weaker after that to the point its literally not worth it. and then you need to hold off before using it again because it wont be as effective and its also not good for you and it can make your vision slightly green for a bit or give you bad headaches or just weakness in general with you getting winded and your blood pressure being pretty bad. thats MY experience with years of popper use, GOOD poppers too.the weed thing helps with anal because it lets you just focus on it and become immersed and not let random thoughts psych you out. you can use it or not, it doesnt matter, but it helps if you want to cum. i came yesterday fully hands free no drugs no alcohol no nothing
>>11542913>the weed thing helps with analthis is true though. I got pretty high a couple of nights ago and I think I had my first prostate orgasm. it really helps you zone out and focus on the dildo and the feeling of your hole being violated
>>11542917Weed works in the same way meditation works for this. Can get you there but most likely won't push you over the edge by itself. Most of this (in my experience) is just playing head games on yourself anyways.
>>11542858Eww chinesium ass cancer
>>1154289150mg mdma each time you wanna get that ass turned more and more into a pussy
>>11542920So head?
>>11542913i used to be "sold" on poppers, like the last 10 months from first time i tried them up until like the last month was amazing, but yeah now id wanna say its not worth it anymore.. My last couple sessions with poppers i was getting "yellow circle" eye thing that was scary as fuck, and sometimes the rush doesnt even feel that good, also it really is 50/50 if a bottle has leaked in transit/being sent to you etc and i also had to order through a local guy(ordering online here would get seized at customs) so im forced to pay 40$ per big bottle, expensive af and not worth it anymore for the few odd times it can be amazing. If i could have a guarantee that it wouldnt fuck up my vision i'd maybeeeeeeeeeee keep doing it, i dont think it was necessary for anal though(can take 3.7in width or 15.7in depth without), when it was amazing was when i was caged and doing nipple play + ballplapping, lots of great followalong popper vids
How do you keep from having all your lube get fucked out of your ass? I lube generously, but I feel like after 10-15 minutes most of it has come out my ass and I have to relube before the friction gets too intense
>>11542944how does that compare to PLUR dosage? they say a light dose is 75mg and recommend 100mg as a full beginner dose.
>>11542964Dunno never tried plur, but mdma absolutely turns reluctant bicurious guys into anal whores
>>11542959you know i did that too. the lessening of sensations that i mentioned helps not really feel much ball pain when youre hammering away to some dumbass popper plap video.but yes, poppers arent worth it. theyre just not. its not the right drug unless youre doing extreme gaping or something, and i dont do anything thicker than 2 inches or longer than 7. beyond useless for me. and sometimes you pay extra for big premium bottles and you get them and they werent sealed right or are a bad batch and its just shit. a bad hit. a waste of money. a bad weak short high. man after what, 10 years? its not worth even starting them just to try. oh you know what, its like jerking off.>wut?i wear inverted chastity, long term. as in, only take it off to piss. i have a hard time getting aroused (which is why i turned to poppers and kept using them), and that makes jerking off a challenge because if i dont do it JUST right, i dont ejaculate. and even when i DO do it right, sometimes i wont cum anyway. so im anal only now because even when not cumming, it feels better than "cumming" with my dick. poppers are like that. its just not worth the constant disappointment, plus the side effects even with quality products.>>11542969have you ever cum with your ass? if you have, have you done so while using mdma? i hear people say it feels amazing but they dont cum. ive cum with my ass, would i be mega blue balled?
>>11542550Not sure how/if I want to do that, would probably want to make a burner account if I did. No offense! Shout out AnonS33 if the thread changes, and I'll keep a lookout?
>>11542400Give in to the tentaclesss
i was looking at the uberrime toys and a lot seem well suited to anal play. some have ridges or top bulges to rub the prostate. ive only ever heard people here recommend the regular dildo with the bowtie though.any recommendations? some details on what makes the toy good would be appreciated.
>>11542970The only way I unlocked it was dosing every time I was plowed
>>11542977Teleguard, free and no registration neededAdd me H7QAJDKNT
>>11542532>>11542755Yessss. Maybe it IS mostly a mental thing, but feeling like every inch of you is getting used by this toy (or whatever you fantasize about it being) is just intense. Wasn't planning on fucking the tentacle again tonight, but now I'm tempted...
>>11542989Nah there's something physical too, feeling that weird scraping from the inside
>>11542377>Depth play is a meme>most of the sensitive parts that make anal feel good are 0-15cm>taking a ruler and looking at 15CMbro what do mean its a meme thats WAY in there
>>11542990Oh for sure, but the headspace probably helps. Also, texture- if it weren't for the ridges on this bad boy, I don't think I would have fully felt just how DEEP it was.
>>11543005How long is that thing, I'm feeling those deep sensations with just an 8 inch dildo
>>11542895This. You can also ask for "cleaners," "nail polish remover" "room deodorizer" (lol) or "aromas." Please don't just ask for poppers by name, because your local sex store employee (me until last year) will probably be annoyed at having to explain the policy, or worst case scenario, may have to kick you out. They definitely do have risks, like they can cause chemical burns; I haven't had any eye issues except for irritation - if you keep your eyes open while sniffing and the vapors get in them, it's not very bueno. You're huffing chemicals, put bluntly, so all the warnings that apply to that should be taken into consideration.I do them because I get really horny on them, but also because they're vasodilators - meaning, they dilate blood vessels, which relax smooth muscles (like in the ass,) but I think that also means that they can increase the absorption of other medications and drugs, (more surface area, so to speak,) so I use them when getting stoned, or when taking my hormones, to hopefully increase the effect they have on me. Maybe it's all just placebo, but it's usually a good time.IMO, these physiological effects (the blood rush, the horniness) last longer than the stupidly short head-high- so if you're only after the latter, I can see being disappointed, but I think there's a considerable afterglow.But ymmv- maybe I'm weirdly sensitive, or not going as hard as some people- but I don't really get it when people say their poppers went/were stale, bc I'm still using a bottle of JJ Black from like a year ago, and still get something out of it.
>>1154300711.5" insertable. :D I only recently was able to take the entire thing, but it's so gradual of a stretch, that it was still fun to play with at shallower depths too.
>>11543019>>11542891>>11542913>>11542959If you have vision issues, then you have been using isopropyl. Isopropyl is absolute dogshit. Do NOT use isopropyl, please. Butyl also causes cancer so don't use it either.Only two poppers you should use are amyl (for long sessions as they barely cause headaches) or pentyl (if you want the super horny effect of isoprpyl or butyl)If you are having issues with your poppers like vision spots and you think they are amyls, then your poppers are very probably mixes with isopropyl, which is how the manufacturers cheat their strength as isopropyl always seem very strong when first sniffed.
>>11542979Ive got the splendid in dual density medium and it's great. They do a really good job on the dual density toys.The head has a dip behind it so it pops in and out dramatically. Theres a bit of curve and it's stiff enough to put down some pressure in the direction of the curve.It thrusts in with zero issue, no flopping about or bunching up like some soft silicone toys.
>>11542659Sorry (not sorry) if I'm being annoying, but tonight I got the gk55 in as the very first toy - there was considerable warmup of course, but I didn't end up needing any other toys than my fingers and lube to be able to open up and take it. Whoever it was that said I was a size queen in the making,. you might be right.Also, are these bumps on the base just DESIGNED to rub against your taint and your hole at the same time? It HAS to be. FUCK
>>11539204TIL that a 5x5 (about average) cock is for size queens.Cut dildos (and real penises) are great for more intense simulation, hope this helps!
>>11539236F21S is similar price, and has on- the-fly stroke length control.Works with xtoys, as does the Hismith.
>>11543051GK bumps , or the tabs?GK is so nice, they make big ones too ;)
>>11543000thank you, this should not be a hot take:if you put a finger in your ass, you're gonna feel it; if you put half a foot in your ass, you're DEFINITELY gonna feel it.
>>1154300015cm isn't depth, that's just a decently sized penis. Depth play is when you're going 25-50cm. Squarepeg's Slink is a popular toy used for depth play, and its smallest size is 31" long.
>>11543039last time i got the yellow circle vision thing it was from a bottle named "ULTRA AMYL" , so yeah idk... Unfortunately the guy i can hook up with doesnt have too much of a selection, cause i remember looking into this to try and only get amyl based poppers and he didnt have much of that.. in a way i wish i could keep using them cause ive collected so many hot popper goon vids now, but not worth it for me anymore when its gambling that much on a 40$ bottle. Ive had some proper actual brainfuck sessions last nights while just gooning hard in VR + giving in completely to my personal AI mistress
>>11543065do you see the XS there? size alterations are a no go. if you size it down from what it actually is, its not a real penis anymore. and mutilated dicks disgusting and a tragedy, hope THAT helps.
>>11543000>bro what do mean its a meme thats WAY in there15cm is the average penis size of a male, so not even a big dick, I would actually consider that a small dick ngl. I certainly dont hit my sigmoid at 15cm, I would say around 18cm+ is when Im going past it
>>11543158Agreed it's around 18-20cm
>>11543142I've had some good sessions with poppers over the last few years but I think they're not worth it anymore like the other anon said. My last session sucked, the last few bottles sucked they're illegal entirely in my state and when I get them ordered it's too much of a toss up on if they'll even be useable.
>>11543178The lube sprayer on the machine is a nice touch, reminds me of the cnc machines at work haha
>>11543066That's a whole nother level of getting fucked
>>11543022Goddamn
I pulled my ovipositor out last night for the first time in months because this thread made me so horny. It was pretty amazing. I took the toy and it's knot surprisingly easy. Then I started pumping the bulb to shoot the pre lubed eggs into my slutty ass. I pump a bunch of times, each pump making the base of the toy slightly bigger. I get all the way up to 10 pumps, and still no eggs... I stop pumping and concentrate on just relaxing. So I do just that and I feel the tension leave my body and bloop bloop bloop bloop all 4 eggs go right inside, and the ovipositor flops out all limp and finished with its job. The first 3 eggs came right out, but just like always, no sign of the 4th. So I switch to my normal toy and start hammering my now gaping hole. I can feel it battering around the last egg inside of me but I don't care. I start to cum and pull out and the egg came out too all at the same time. God damn... Oh someone earlier in the thread was mentioning how good it felt being gaped and clenching your hole felt extremely good the next day. I know this feeling. My slutty hole is so ruined that I'm permanently gaped pretty much. Like if I bend over, sometimes my asshole will trap a little air and then let out a little queef when I stand up. It's not loud, but I can feel it, and it's so fucking slutty.
>>11543187I've had up to 2.5" plug in my ass, I don't think I can gape though... What's the trick
>>11543189Lots of practice I guess. I think it's more about how often you do it, rather than how big you can go. Like I've been having regular anal sex with a regular sized dick for a while now. Definitely more than a year. I pull out my big toy, and my ovipositor and take them both like I didn't miss a beat. "I thought it was going to be harder..." I thought to myself as I fully hilted pic related on the first try.
>>11543198I had that exact dildo, couldnt really enjoy it after many attempts I threw it away eventually. Something about the shape just didnt hit me right
>>11543198Jesus teach me your ways, how many times a week, for how long, how many thrusts per minute for the fuck machine at what durations
>>11543201I can tell you're not lying because I feel the same way. I put it away. Wasn't great for sure. I'm pissed I bought it. Ovipositor stayed in the shower though!
>>11542530Hey thanks anon. I did not infact know about those. Ive been treating my ass gently and it seems to be doing okay for now, that im not roughing it up with paper like a retard.I might order some anyways though, just incase/for extra help healing
>>11543205I used to have a home made fucking machine I built myself years ago out of an old drill and some parts before you could buy a good one. I even posted it here but a lot of people thought it was shitty. I guess I could've made it look nicer, but it worked great. Had a stroke length of 6.5" and had adjustable height. Was too big and I didn't use it often enough to justify it laying around in my room so I disassembled it. When I say practice I mean years of practice. Years and years and years. Years of fucking my ass every single day for 365 days straight. Never cumming for years unless something is in my ass. I've been putting things in my butt since before you were born most likely. I don't mean anything by that, just that your hole is still nice and tight and you need to be broken in, like the cock dumb whore you really are.
>>11543198The gaping is a body reaction or something you learn?
My legs are so sore and kinda weak from my session last night. I love it. It's such a reminder about how much of a slut I am. Slutty little ass bitch with weak legs from fucking himself too hard the night before...
>>11543253Both imo. You need to properly train your body and mind.
has anyone tried "a-less orgasm"? saw it on reddit says it doesn't need toys and just control your muscles to stimulate your prostate to have orgasm, I cant even do that with toys
>>11543158>15cm is the average penis size of a malefuck.... guess that makes me a female
>>11543000The dildo I ride most often and what I consider to be a "normal human hung cock" is 20cm. I've never been into depth play, but that definitely hits my sigmoid. I've never been past it. I really want to get a super long tentacle just to see if I can gently snake it all the way inside me.
>>11543142>>11543178I have seen bottles named amyl whatever with something else inside, its quite commonHere bottles are around 5€, are legal, so if I can smell any isopropyl, I'll just use it as a cleaning item (works great on stains on leather items, grease stains, on CD disks etc)I did experiments mixing poppers years ago and I get the yellow eye circle effect as soon as you introduce any isopropyl, even a few drops, into the mix.
>>11542891>I don't know what it is about the whole weed/butt thingif you use a dry herb vaporizer, the vaporized weed can still be used for (mediocre) edibles.besides getting you high a second time for free, that roasted cannabis flower is pretty much 100% insoluble fiber. think of it like a funnier psylium husk.you still need other fiber though. eating 30g of weed a day to hit your fiber goals seems uneconomical.
>>11543329Can confirm, makes for a pretty decent body high. The fiber is a nice bonus I never considered
>>11543329I bought a vaporizer a couple months ago, but I've just been throwing away the burnt weed away lol. I guess I'll save them from now on and try making an edible one day.
>>11543348i dump my used flower into an empty jar of instant coffee.you can make cannabutter/infused coconut oil with it, but i usually don't bother and just put half a teaspoon or so on toast with either nutella or pb&j.don't expect the kind of active bubbly high you would get from smoking/vaping or even decent edibles from fresh cannabis though.and hydrate so the fiber doesn't turn into a brick.
I wish they would make some sort of THC infused lube. That would be pretty neat. I wonder if you could mix like a tincture in with some x or Jlube and get lubed and stoned. Not sure if it works like that with the butt and weed.
Oh no the junkies have taken over the thread again
>>11543447Weed is harmless and makes anal feel amazing
>>11543502According to potheads weed makes everything feel amazingMakes regular sex feel amazing tooMakes music sound amazingMakes watching movies amazingMakes food taste amazingDoes that mean that your lameass drug talk needs to show up in every thread about every subject, no
>>11543216I wish Damazonia ran an anal slut boot camp
>>11543257How tho
>>11543445THC doesn't absorb into the body well from boofinThere's some commercially made options, they're all basically snake oil and shilled heavily
>>11543507You're making a case with most of your post for "yes"
God I love getting stretched and destroyed
I don't care about what you slutty little butt sluts talk about as long as you post pics.
>>11543068Idk what to call them, but these thingsMost plugs just go downward in a smooth flow, so these upward bits are.. surprising and nice.
>>11543186Lol when I told my partner I took it all, he was like "what are you training for then?" XD I guess to be able to do it again?
>>11543655The grippers
>>11543507I mean, actually though yes
>>11543216Drop your contact and I'll hit you up and follow whatever training you tell me to do so I can finally be broken in please
>>11543723Grippers? What it uses to grip on to me, or vice versa? Either way they're hot.
>>11543537>>11543724>Random subject gets talked about anywhere>"B-b-b-but dude did you know?!?! It gets better with weed!!!If you make me cringe any harder my butthole is going to close up forever
What's your honest opinion on a hismith. Is it really as good as people say it is?
>>11543731Grips thy sphincter
>>11543774Bro you should try taking some weed, it'll help you with your overly tight anus
>>11543839It's not amazing, but dollar for dollar the premium 3 with app control is very solidI've had it a few years now and barring a little greasing of the shaft and checking connections haven't worn down there's been absolutely zero issues
