This is a thread dedicated to sharing pictures, stories and advice about anal masturbation and sex.The more pictures, the better!>Question of the dayWhat is the sorest your body (or booty) has gotten after a butt-slut session?Previous thread>>11551101 >FAQ -Please read before posting!https://rentry.org/analgenfaq>Regdude's Technical guide to analhttps://github.com/regdude/anal>Panty's Guide to Anal Training & Blowjobshttps://imgchest.com/p/vj4j8j6978m>SurfboardPotato's Guide to Prostate Playhttps://old.reddit.com/r/CumFromAnal/comments/8w065w/a_guide_to_prostate_orgasms_from_someone_very/>The Lighter Test & What It DoesIt's a way to know if your chinesium toy is in fact silicone. Follow this guide:https://dangerouslilly.com/2014/03/deciphering-results-of-flame-test/>Anon’s Guide to Knottinghttps://rentry.org/anons-dildo-knotting-guide>Say hellohttps://tagmap.io/tag/analgen>Sock & Condom Stretchinghttps://imgur.com/SJf78lU>Anon does the math with J-Lubehttps://imgur.com/a/cuLRo2u>JLube Testing by /ftt/ ScienceAnonhttps://pastebin.com/EJsAc4GU>Cleaning techniques and alternative methodshttps://pastebin.com/FLWghXvy>Mindgasmhttps://mindgasm.net/>Slim Shell Mold Making Tutorial (DIY Dildos)https://files.catbox.moe/m7ansn.pdf>Fantasy Toy Directoryhttps://fantasytoybox.net/
qotdExtreme soreness. Like pain in muscles I didn't even know I had. But was sore from manhandling it, so sitting reminded me about what I did all day the day before. And my legs were so sore and wiggly I had a hard time walking around without them quivering, and reminding me of the session. This lasted 2 full days. But I'm more in shape for riding cocks now, so my butt never hurts anymore, but my legs will still get all wobbly after I have an uncontrollable full body orgasm, like a fucktoy slut.
>>11556270sounds hot
>Help I cant find my prostateSwitch to a hard toy like a glass one, youll find it>I have troubles cleaning myselfFix your diet>Should I go past my sigmoidNo particular benefit except for the mental aspect of being "filled up" or in order to hit a specific part of a dildo like a knot>Should I ignore my dick or jack off during analTry it both, dont let anybody in here tell you what the best way is, there is no best way, everybody is different>How do I best get a prostate orgasmHard toy like glass, rub prostate, light-medium upwards pressure, note this is different from "anal orgasm that feels like waves of pleasure" as some describe it. Prostate orgasm is basically just pressing a button to milk yourself. >Lets discuss sucking off dildos!Wrong thread>How about chasity cages!Wrong fucking thread>Drugs?Leave>My lube irritates my assBuy xlube, period>Should I buy this dildo from Ali Expre- No >Im trans/femboy/cuntboy/furry/whateverNobody cares, we all have a butthole, discuss analThere, now these shitty topics dont have to be discussed in this thread
>>11556272agreed on everything except drugs, weed + anal is divine celestial tranquility
>>11556272/thread everyone go home now
>>11556272dont want a glass toy because it could break
I tried using my fingers to experiment a bit more precise than my toys can be and kind of realized I really don't like the feeling of them inside of me. They make my butthole almost feel like it's burning slightly? Is it sweat or the texture or what's going on?
>>11556279Glass toys dont break what are you on about. Unless you buy some super cheap off-brand shit. You dont think premium glass dildo brands have to follow regulations for health and safety? How many times do you hear somebody getting seriously injured over a broken glass dildo? Pretty much never.Ive been using glass dildos for over 10 years when Im in the mood for pure prostate stimulation and not riding a fat dildo, and nothing has ever gone wrong. I even dropped one glass dildo on a hard tile floor, did it break? did it shatter? Nope, only a tiny piece chipped off on the part it fell on. Stop fearmongering, glass dildos are completely safe
Glass dildos seem cool but I just love the firmness and texture of dual density too much
>>11556283glass breaks dumbass
>>11556286Thanks for giving me another dumb statement to add to my list for next threads
Sorry to mention something this unsexybut anyone into this dealt with hemeroids before?ive had some tiny thankfully nonhurtfull and nonbleeding ones appear before when i got just slightly to forcefull, and im considering wether or not its perhaps a better idea to just say "its not meant to be" rather than keep going when its healed and repeat a cycle
>QotdI had one session where I was riding my dildo in the shower, so hard floor. I was fucking it for so long that my knees and ankles really started to hurt, but I noticed I was close to cumming, it really was building up. So I kept riding and riding without break until I came. Then when I tried to get up I could barely stand, I had to carefully stretch out my knees and ankles, I thought I broke my legs
>>11556287Don't forget the dating men posts, they are the worst by a large margin, anal isn't faggotry
>>11556252When I first got my fist in. My regular toy is an 11x3" BBC and I have been been experimenting with going wider since the length and width of that is pretty comfy. Got a 14" fist toy, with a head the size of my own hand and a stretching plug with 3 bulbs, 3", 5" and 7" going down the shaft.Usually practice in the shower using anti microbial scent free dawn soap as lube/cleaning. I figure if it's safe to put on tattoos and open wounds, it's safe for stretching. Idk, could be retarded tho. Either way it works.Sat on the bulb and alternated between bulb and fist, gently bouncing and doing poppers, resting on the BBC when I wanted a break. Eventually I got the fist toy in. Pulled it out and put it back a few times to loosen up, than soaped up my hand and sat on it. Found my prostate and gave it a good rubbing with my fingers. Pulled my hands out -- soapy but clean.Did it again and fisted myself until I came. Next day I was so sore. I didn't realize how much the poppers hid the pain. Got a nasty hemorrhoid out of it too. Be careful with poppers.
I recently hooked up with a coworker who was quite forward about wanting to fuck and it was really hot. She wants to go again now and has sent me some videos she likes: it's all rimming and pegging. It seems to be too good to be true. She's either completely unhinged or a godsend. Is this a case of "don't shit where you eat"? but how could I not go for this?Curious what other buttsluts think
>>11556302Sounds like its time to find another job.
>>11556302>>11556309yeah keep going with it but be ready to find another place if it blows up in your faceplenty of my friends found their long term partners at work but also plenty have just been completely fucked overalso don't get caught with her tongue up your ass in the breakroom
>>11556314absolutely not looking for a long-term partner right now but I can't help but respect her for bringing up pegging this early and eating my ass like her life depends on it the first time we fuck. astonishing, really.
>>11556321yeah it's more "don't shit where you eat" isn't a perfect rule to go by with sex and relationships, risk reward sometimes is worth, just know to try and mitigate the risk
>>11556328thanks anon, will try. good thing we don't live in the same city – that's already a mitigating factor and she's well aware that I'm not looking for something serious. It's too gloriously unhinged for me to turn down, good god.
i got caged to be anal only and it turns out that:1. you dont miss jerking off except for how easy it is2. you can put a massage gun at your ass and your sensitivity is so high from disuse that you can make yourself cum with the sensations that travel through your ass to the back of your dick
>>11556344Oh God. Now the crazies anal prudes are going to show up again. Someone talked about their anal pleasure and it's not approved. How dare you talk about what you enjoy while doing anal in a thread specifically made for that exact thing.
My plan for tomorrow:>Bowel movement am>Work for an hour>Enema bulb and clean out >Work for an hour>Medium plug>Work for an hour>Large plug>Work for an hour>Dildo bounce timeToo much time between stages?
>>11556344we already knew but based nonetheless
>>11556349Maybe, how long are your buttfuck sessions? These days mine are usually 20-60 mins
>>11556349That sounds fun. I like to plug my butt and do house chores. It's literally the only thing that makes doing chores enjoyable.
>>11556352I'm a novice so still learning. Need to plug to stretch open before I can get moving with the dildo. >>11556354Yeah, I thinki need to get new plugs. The current ones are Bejeweled ones, with a round base, so I know it won't go anywhere, but it's not that comfy for walking around with. Need something that will more follow my taint, rather than spread to the sides
>>11556365Yeah, I have the same issue. So uncomfortable, but not because it's in my ass, just because it's a poor design. I wish I could find like a straight up ball, about the size of an egg, with a 2 maybe 3 inch long connector to a properly designed handle that would fin in my crack and contour to my body, but not slip inside. I'm pretty gaped.
>>11556372Yeah, or maybe exactly your picture?
>>11556375I would prefer a fatter connection than the sting or wire or whatever. I want to feel it stretching my hole, not just inside me.
>>11556379That's a fair point. My plugs are wide inside but the bit that connects the plug to the base outside is very thin. Super secure but guess not really opening up the hole itself
i got a plug on amazon, Heavy Hitters Premium Silicone Weighted Prostate Plug.you might think the stem is way too long, but this is the ONLY plug i can actually wear without discomfort because of it. i have a thick sphincter muscle and every single other plug is basically half way in and it provides constant strain (NOT stretch) until my ass rejects it.if anyone here has trouble wearing plugs because they get uncomfortable, it might be because of that and you need a much longer stem like i do
>>11556385I have one that looks slightly longer, it'll be fine
fuck i've been using prostate massagers for a while and forgot how good it also feels to just ream myself with something actually girthy>QOTDprobably now, I got so into it I forced myself to cum 4 times in a row, my balls hurt
>>11556349Too much working. Follow the 30/30 rule. 30 minutes of work followed by disappearing into the woods for 30 years
>>11556434based. the woods are a great place to get ass fucked
>>11556272>>How do I best get a prostate orgasm>Hard toy like glass, rub prostate, light-medium upwards pressureAlternatively, a toy big enough that how soft or what way you push it don't matter. It's smashing your prostate no matter what
>>11556252>What is the sorest your body (or booty) has gotten after a butt-slut session?right, now just finished a 2hr session riding dildos. I make sure to make my thighs and ass slap the floor (always feels sore next morning) and ride to the dildos full stroke, from balls to tip.it's not sexy but after kneeling for so long my knees start to hurt also lol, can't wear kneepads while showering so I also switch to squat fucking or standing with fucking myself with the dildo.
>QOTDsame as >>11556428 but I can't cum... jealousMaybe I would've but my fat ass kept wrenching the dildo off its suction cup. By the time I had fixed the angle to ride it straight in and out it was feeling SO intense but I was pretty much tired out. And my balls hurt too, so maybe some cum did fly out at some point.
>>11556480I can't cum fully hands free, I just can basically force it out by getting close to the edge and then taking my hand off my dick and focusing on my butt. It doesn't feel as good as a normal orgasm but I can do it b2b a few times then finish normally.
>>11556484I could do that but I'm locked in to maximizing pure anal Os while I still have the time for that sorta thing. So no cumming and no touching it during sessions. Have a flat cage coming from china to make sure of the latter because it's always very tempting. >>11556344 Will I get this sensitive without permalocking? I don't wanna have to wear it all the time, and all the core exercises you fags have been shilling make edging much easier for me somehow, so I'm not worried (yet) aboutlosing a dry streak to my hands.
Sneezeslut, hello.Last I heard, you were transitioning to GK100 daytime and GK93 nighttime. How is your progress?
>>11556385The heavy hitters are pretty solid toys. Similar plugs are B-vibe's snug plug line, I'm still annoyed I somehow lost mine. :(>>11556372>>11556379Def get something with a t shaped base. Also, re: a plug that will fill you up and stretch your hole, people recommended Topped Toys gapekeeper to me, and hot damn, do they do what they say. Very delightfully squishy, but they also have pretty wide "stems," and the bases feel solid and not like they'll get sucked up. I got the 55 and I love it, but they have a size for pretty much everyone.https://toppedtoys.com/collections/gapekeeperNot a shill, just a very satisfied customer. :)
>>11556365>>11556372Also agree that T shaped bases are the way. They're super comfy and dont poke thk sides of my butt weird at all.Njoy plugs and crystal delights T plugs are great if you like hard metal or glass plugs.
Oh wow oh fuck aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaI think I started having a dry orgasm and the weed was hitting hard and the aneros just kept pounding and kissing my prostate and it was moving on its own and I could feel it radiating to my nipples and all over my body and god did I feel good moaning and drooling on the pillow with my face down and ass up and uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuyeah OK I understand why buttsluts stay winning now. It's actually a relief to have broken past the stage where you're willing yourself to feel good and, y'know, actually losing yourself in that pleasure. aaaaaaa god I felt like such a bitch
>>11556302Become her office bitch, life is too short not to get freaky with a coworker
Psyllium HuskShould I get it in tablet form or just loose that I can spoon into food?
Has anybody else tried that PLUR product mentioned a few threads ago? Planning on taking it myself in a few days but was curious if any other anons have since those threads.
>>11556577loose powder is way better value, would only recommend pills if you're traveling but still want to keep your fiber up.
>>11556302>>11556338How did you let her know that your ass was fair game?I feel like it's kinda hard to bring that up so early.
Xlube is so messy, sticky, stringy. I hate it, but every other water based lube I've tried burns me. Patch testing on my arm they all make me come in red blotches. Silicone lube is fine... other than the expense, but then I can't use it with silicone toys...coconut oil I never liked, it doesn't seem good with uh, friction.
what are some good ways to stretch your hole out to actually take bigger toys? im quite loose inside but annoyingly tight at the entrance and i cant take my knot in no matter what, and while plapping myself with the knot slapping against the entrance is really arousing i want to get filled
>>11556605Have you compared ingredients of all the lubes youve tried? (If you can list all the lubes I'm curious)If there's no ingredient sticking out it could be the pH of the lube. The ass likes neutral but most lubes are acidic because theyre also meant for vaginal use. Doesnt bother most people but messes with some.But arm patch testing having issues makes me think it isnt the pH (unless you also react to something like getting lemon juice on your skin).You might need to make your own lube just not using x-lube. Start doing some science and figure out what your body hates, theres plenty of alternatives to the polyethenene oxide in x-lube that will make water gel up.Or you could buy a lower molecular weight PEO or mix it super agressively (maybe in a blender like they say not to do) which should make it less stringy but also less effective as lube...Ive liked sliquid's lubes and they arent stringy like this, though all of them are low pH (because they toss in citric acid). Most use plant cellulose as a thickener which can be bought extremely cheaply (far cheaper than even x-lube) if you want to give that a try. Unsure if theres any pitfalls or specific type of plant cellulose required.
>>11556618Topped Toys Breaker makes using larger toys easier for me. You'd want to also get a suction mount.
>>11556639>Topped Toys Breaker makes using larger toys easier for me>smallest size is bigger than my large horsecockAnon…. That’s scary
>>11556619Sliquid Sassy was one of the worst that I reacted to. Maybe it's the citric acid then? What about the bad dragon mix of PEO, is it the same with stringiness etc? I don't remember them all. I tried a couple of the lovehoney own brand ones as well. (I'm in the UK) The one that bothered me the least was the Wicked jelly lubes, but someone told me not to use that, can't remember why.
>>11556650My biggest toy is 2.3cm diameter at the tip, 6.5cm at the base, and 60cm insertable. I can't hilt it every time (body has to be cooperating) but it's incredible when I do.
>>11556605Xlube is so messy, sticky, stringy. I love it
>>11556655What breaker do you have? The 90?
>>11556650Just say you're a pretentious prude bottom, fren.Our Frens at TT continually affirm their commitment to helping bottoms (yes, includes straights into anal) be the best bottoms that they can be!
>>11556657I'm the one with the Breaker, yes the 90, and yes it's big .I'm thinking the ridges condition your rectum to other toys, such as my GK100 and Deep Space 70, the latter training you to more easily take large toys into the sigmoid.
>>11556604I didn't – she told me she likes porn a lot and when she sent me something she enjoys it was one of those PurePleasure couple's pegging videos. It went from there. Nothing super fetishy yet, more on the aesthetic side of things.
>>11556659Nigga what I just said I had a large horse cock never reply to my posts AGAIN>>11556660Interesting, do you know how big its tip is? Wonder if I could use it like a trainer for stretching since it seems to have a very gradual taper so maybe I could start with the tip
My current problem with anal is how much the stars need to align to have a good session>I need the entire day to be free, Im exhausted after anal plus Im leaking lube for hours after so I cant leave the house>I need a clean bowel movement beforehand, I dont like to agressively clean myself out, so this means I can mostly only do anal in the morning>But this leads back to point one, that if I do anal in the morning, I dont want to do anything else for the rest of the day>Usually this leads me to go for anal anyways if I finally have the time and the moment is right, even if Im not in the mood, its still good, but not as good as it could be if I was actually in the mood>When I am actually in the mood, I either have responsibilities that day or its in the evening when my food of the entire day is digesting and cleaning out is so annoying that it ruins my mood>I have maybe 1 session each month where the stars align and everything is exactly rightAnal can be so frustrating and annoying. It for sure is much better than just jacking off, but jacking off isnt restricted to all these fucking factors
>>11556661You found a woman that is naturally into pegging without you even having to suggest it or convince her? Buy a ring right now you have no idea how rare this is
Ordered toys without suction cups... already regretting it....Can you make holes in silicone toys to fit aftermarket suction cup?
>>11556671Search "Double Sided Suction Cups" on Neotori. It does require your dildo to have a flat base though
Can you guys share your favorite works where reluctant femboy gets coerced taking it in the ass by a fat bastard and ends up loving it.When I was in my late teens I got approached few times by older men who wanted me to be their femboytoy but I chickened out both times. Now that I´m a ugly fat bastard myself and no longer able to be a cute femboy, it's a thing that I regret not experiencing.
>>11556666>Fren, what I just said I had a large horse cocksLarge horse dildos, yet smaller than Breaker 90? Oof!>Interesting, do you know how big its tip is? Wonder if I could use it like a trainer for stretching since it seems to have a very gradual taper so maybe I could start with the tip The Deep Space and Breaker both have short tapers.But the Deep Space comes in a 50 - TT making convention being the maximum circumference in inches.
>>11556671Topped Toys sells, but results inconsistent on softer toys.I've heard people using a cooper water pipe to ream toys, probably needs to be on drill though, and be sharpened.
>>11556666I'll add, for the Deep Space, it's a plug that is fun to wear walking around, as it's designed to slip out more easily than regular buttplugs.
>>11556667Then jack off and do anal when the stars align then.I only eat one small meal in the morning, so after my morning bathroom I don't have anything inside me. So I'm free all day and night until next morning. And I get wanting to be all full of lube and all that but maybe you're using too much? You don't need to have a rectum full of xlube to be lubed. I do the same thing every time. I lube my fingers and play with my butt, usually until I get 4 fingers in. Then I lube my toy directly, then my hands are lubed from that, so I wipe any remaining on my bum. Rinse or wipe hands, I most play in the shower so rinse. Then I put the tip of the toy to my hole and apply slight pressure and wait for my hole to relax and invite it in, instead of using the lube to cram it home. That's usually plenty of lube for me, but I'll reapply to the toy if needed, or I'll pour a little lube down the small of my back so it trickles down and in between my floppy stretchy cheeks. I have a lube shooter, but don't use it often. I like the whole medical play aspect to the shooter. Like >The doctor says you need to be properly lubedBut it's just simple to lube up and let it slide in. For me I have a lot more fun like this every night then I ever did planning out long complex sessions. I like to eat like I do and be clean all the time because I like to be able to have random anal sex with folks when they want to do it, not when I'm fully prepped. I'm pretty happy with the conversion of my asshole into a sex toy, because of the way I eat and my lifestyle, I've never been so thin and sexy and I can see bulges on large inserts and it drives me wild.
Rediscovered my smaller glass dildo because of some anons mentioning it in this thread. It had been collecting dust for a really long time because I have just been riding fat dildos recently. Oh my god though, I forgot that gently rubbing your prostate with a solid hard dildo is a completely different experience than riding a big silicone dildo. I felt the juices being milked out of me, how could I have forgotten how good this is.Dont get me wrong, riding a big silicone dildo also feels amazing, but they truly are almost completely different experiences. If you never tried this, please do
>>11556701>I only eat one small meal in the morningThis is sadly way too extreme for me, I go to the gym, I care about my body and health. I need my food.I would even go so far as to say that sacrificing so much for a form of masturbation isnt something you should do either. You do you ofcourse.
>>11556254>Not posting James with his massive melonsShame
>>11556705Totally not for everyone. If I eat like a normal person it all goes right to my ass. I sorta like turning down food for the sole reason to have better sex. It makes it easier to deny myself even when I'm very hungry, thinking about how well I'm going to get plowed later.
>>11556270So what you need to do is after you get all wobbly you go over to a chair where you placed an even longer and thicker dildo than what you were riding, you grab a backpack filled with weights in it, then you do squats to failure on that big dildo until your legs can't lift you back up off of itGet impaled like a bitch, you'll cum even harder
>>11556272Wrong, entering the sigmoid gives your that "oh fuck my ass is turning into a pussy" cause you feel it just thrusting into the depths of you without bottoming out
>>11556301That's cause the soap was slowly damaging the lining of your anus and guts Retard
>>11556702I like the glass stuff, but I don't like using my hand to do myself. I like using my body, and I haven't found glass that works for that. But my harder smaller silicone (smaller as in the size of my forearm) has a great lip on the head that bullies mine on the way in and out and it drives me fucking crazy, and milks me an absurd amount.
>>11556302Go get pegged until you cum your brains out then worry about your job after you've had the best orgasm of your lifeJobs are easier to get
>>11556348Nah only you chief
>>11556351You know what... If that was my domme I think I'd be okay with that fate
>>11556605>Xlube is so sticky stringy messy Use a lube shooter, when it's all inside you it's perfect
>>11556639Nah this has better ass breaking capabilities https://www.amazon.ca/Hismith-Silicone-Smooth-KlicLok-System/dp/B0CKT3Q7ZT
>>11556666Nice get but why you so hostile damn nigga
>>11556689I thought it was tapered in a way that it pushes back in when you clench so it was hard to slip out
>>11556747The widest part is near the tip.
>>11556728Fair, I mean it doesnt have to be glass, any hard material even harder silicone can work.
>>11556751So where does that diverge from what I just said retard
>>11556754>So where does that diverge from what I just said retardThe widest part doesn't come near your first ring until it's 3/4 out.Your first ring, to keep it in, has only a gradual taper to pull it deeper.
On the topic of clove lube, anyone ever use Wicked Jelle Plus or Intimate Earth Bliss Anal Relaxing Water Based Glide lubes? The Swiss Lube other anons mentioned is silicone based so I don't wanna use it with my silicone toys.
>>11556724Actually, the depth of a vagina is probably around the same as the asshole before you reach the sigmoid, around 14-17cm. So ehh, its actually LESS a pussy if you go past it. Breaking your balls with some fun facts!
>>11556685I have the large Juniper from Weredog and it is about an inch smaller in circumference than the breaker 90....
>>11556654(1/2)Sliquid sassy not working is good to know. They use very few ingredients.Bad dragon lube is almost identical to a normal x-lube mix except they add a bit or potassium sorbate as a preservative and citric acid to drop the pH (though they cant drop it too low or the PEO will fall apart). It should be just as stringy.Most likely you were told not to use wicked jelly because it has propylene glycol. This can potentially be an issue since the lube is likely hyperosmolar and can yank water out of cells. In the rectum in particular this can cause issues with production of mucus and make it easier for bad bacteria or viruses to have a fun time in your ass.The lovehoney lubes also have propylene glycol so theyre probably in the same boat. But both the sliquid sassy and x-lube mix wont have any problems here. I doubt this is related to your issue.All of these lubes are using sodium benzoate and potassium sorbate preservatives. Then some type of cellulose for thickening. Nothing special there.Lovehoney appears to not use citric acid in their lubes. Even the ones for vaginal use which is... interesting. That might mean their lubes are closer to neutral pH (or at least closer than the sliquid lubes).Sliquid balances sassy to within 4.0-4.4 pH. I cant find any info on what pH wicked jelly could be but some of their other lubes are around 5 pH and they do add citric acid so they are intentionally dropping the pH to some extent.(For comparison, a basic distilled water + PEO mix should be just around 7 pH. PEO wont change the pH.)
>>11556780(2/2)It is also worth noting that potassium sorbate and sodium benzoate straight up do not work at neutral pH. So one of the reasons for lowering the pH is to make it easy to get a long shelf life (not that neutral pH preservatives dont exist but there arent many worth putting up your ass especially if we kick out parabens (though, extra sidenote, apparently k-lube uses parabens)). It can work a little bit at a pH of 6 but a pH around 5 or below can usually be expected in anything with those two preservatives.Maybe it's one of those preservatives or citric acid. But all of these things are very common and used in food constantly.The pH could be it, especially considering you had the biggest reaction to the one that most likely has the lowest pH. But the reaction happening on your arm throws me off a bit.I've heard of people having issues from skin contact or creams with plant cellulose or cellulose gum as well and that is in all of these except x-lube as well. And is a suuuper common thickener in lube and cosmetics. If you use anything for your skin maybe check those ingredients too and see if theres any overlap that could be ruled out.You could buy these individual ingredients, dillute them into a solution, and test if you react to them.The only water based lube on the market that doesnt use sodium benzoate and/or potassium sorbate preservative as far as i know is slippery stuff's water based gel (phenoxyethanol and ethylhexyglycerin instead which do work at neutral pH and even higher). But it uses PEO for the lubricating ingredient...There are aloe gel based lubes that might be worth a try too. You probably wont find one without potassium sorbate or sudium benzoate if that does happen to be the issue but it might be worth trying anyways.If you still have these lubes you could get some pH test strips to see if any pattern emerges there.Hopefully my rambling helps to some extent.
>>11556777Tight bich, bet you are insufferable with foreplay and gentle fucking with guys who just want to get off in your ass
>>11556783Anon after a horsecock no one is tight anymore... just a bitch
>>11556726Nah, I've been using anti-bacterial scent free soap as shower lube for years without issue. It was because I tore at the lining and went too big too fast, and didnt feel the pain 'cuz of poppers. The poppers are retarded, sure, but as-of-yet i havent had any issues with the soap. We'll check back in a few years if I get butt cancer, or a rare ailment of some sort, but from what I have read its not harmful. Its used for open wounds, tattoos, and when I had a fistulaotomy a few years ago they said thats what they squirt in it to see how deep the hole goes.Moral of the story anyway is be careful lol
>>11556786>Anon after a horsecock no one is tight anymore... just a bitchWhen guys don't try to hold back, they bust within 20 sec of being in me.Probably same for any of you who exersize their ass often.I'm wearing a Gape Keeper 93 during the day.
You can get a vaculock adapter for a massage gun.... You can get stands for massage guns, we can have a sex machine for the people...
>>11556801DESU the next evolution of sex machines is a fucking machine with on-the-fly independent height adjustment on the legs, plus on-the-fly variable length like the F21S.If there's any nerds here, I am willing to pay, abodaxo on TG.Looking to be compatible with xtoys, and be heavier duty than Fredorch/Hismith.
>>11556783>>11556800Nobody cares about your faggot dating life
>>11556801>You can get a vaculock adapter for a massage gunYou can just hold the massage gun against the bottom of a dildo when its inside of you, same effect. I tried it, it doesnt feel good at all
Woke up in the middle of the night to another full body orgasm, which is kind of crazy since I completely milked myself dry with what I said here >>11556428Had to jerk off normally to go back to sleep and came barely anything but both orgasms were pretty strong. I feel like I unlocked hentai protag powers but if it keeps waking me up I should probably cool it with the idle kegels I keep doing throughout the day.
>>11556807>Nobody cares about your faggot dating lifeGo be a faggot elsewhere, anal enjoyers don't refuse pleasure, no matter the source.
>>11556515TT is awesome, they create toys that enable you to be the best bottom that you can be.>Canadian company, no further commentary needed
>>11556515Are you Sneeze Slut, or know if they've posted about their progress?
>>11556808Hm with an actual vaculock head you should be able to get some actual thrusting instead of vibration. >>11556809How did you orgasm whilst sleeping?>>11556805Yeah that or the some kind of heavily modded OSSM is the sex machine of the future, but I'm trying to figure out what would be most freely accessible and possible easiest to explain away.>>11556301>Usually practice in the shower using anti microbial scent free dawn soap as lube/cleaning. I figure if it's safe to put on tattoos and open wounds, it's safe for stretching. Idk, could be retarded tho>doing all this shit and buying all these toys and not buying good lubenigga
My normal toy is 6.5" circumference at its largest point, and is a firm texture. My largest plug is also firm texture, and is just a little bit bigger around, my largest toy is a tight squeeze with its firm knot at about 7" circumference, it's somewhat firm as well, but softer than my other toys. I bottom out at 7" or so, so I don't like long plugs. So I was thinking about one of the eggs from Square Peg. My question to you buttsluts is what size do you think I would be able to handle, And do you think the egg would be a good choice? I think I might be able to go pretty big because of the super soft texture, but I'm not sure how much leeway that gives.
>>11556810>anal enjoyers don't refuse pleasure, no matter the sourceGo get fucked by a real horse then and die like mr. Hands
>>11556815>Yeah that or the some kind of heavily modded OSSM is the sex machine of the future, but I'm trying to figure out what would be most freely accessible and possible easiest to explain away.Once they see your toys that are 10x the volume of a hung guy, will that matter ;)I get what you're saying, though.I'm going to find someone to make this machine, adding some script that edges you based on motor load / ass tightening should be doable (expensive) too.
>>11556817Go to b if you want to discuss beastiality.
>>11556815>How did you orgasm whilst sleeping?I've been experimenting with kegels trying to cum hands free for a few months now and will often do them idly sometimes without thinking. Most nights I like to do them for a while before I go to sleep while gooning. Didn't last night but did do them while catching up on wanikani for a few hours. Before getting to this point falling asleep with my aneros in would do the same thing but also felt a bit sore.I really don't know how I hacked my brain to have full bodies without even being penetrated but can't have a wet prostate orgasm hands free. I need to meet up with my boyfriend and actually get fucked already and see how my body reacts.
>>11556807The thread is about anal masturbation, toys, and SEX. You weirdo.
>>11556822Lucky guy, ass probably milks him the entire time.
>>11556252>QotdRarely sore, mostly just sensitive and engorged, plus ass squeezes for long afterwards, making plugging after play challenging.
>>11556826I really want to try just sitting on his cock and milking him without moving with a movie on or something and I think I could. It's a little harder to flex with something inside of me but I think I could still manage. I should take the toy I used yesterday and practice, it's only a bit larger than him.
>>11556822hmm I have been kegels for yeeeears and have never came from them. Do you have to push or pull? I'm much better at pulling (the pee stopping motion) than pushing.
>>11556829Pull, posted what I do last thread here >>11555238I think a very large part of it is how I flex my abdomen too, In that post I said I tense my lower abdomen but after I posted it I paid more attention to what I was doing and it's more gently pulsing those muscles downwards into me. When I said I've been experimenting I mean a heavy emphasis on experimenting instead of just working out the muscle. I've tried pushing downwards with my pelvic floor a bit but never really felt good results with it.
This thread becomes significantly worse when US is awake. Why cant you guys just do anal like the rest of us without all this mental illness
Alright anons, getting closer to getting a prostate orgasm today. Had P-waves yesterday, today when doing kegels I can feel my prostate tingling for the first time... Started with my largest dildo to stretch myself, then smaller one, rode the hismith for at least 3 hours, with poppers and PMVs. Felt really good. But my ass is too sore to continue now, so it will have to start again another day... Didn't jerk off.It feels in reach, small strokes at medium RPM just pounding the prostate... Thank you all for the journey, I hope I can reach it during the weekend, or perhaps next week.>>11556834For me, these tards are the definitive proof that being a fag is a choice.
For me its the strangest thing, I can get really close to a pure prostate orgasm, like really really close, cum leaking out of me and all. But I cannot get over the edge to the actual orgasm... But if I just hold my hard dick in my hand, no stimulation, no fapping, nothing, just holding it. And then continue to pound my prostate I can orgasm.I wonder if its it a mental thing, my brain thinking I cant orgasm unless I touch my dick, even if its just holding it and nothing else?Or maybe its just the tiniest bit of stimulation sending me over the edge.Its no big deal regardless, I dont consider simply holding my dick as a rulebreaker for what can be considered a prostate orgasm, but its still quite odd
>>11555697It feels reaaally good ^^I had a 3.5 inch diameter previously but I wanted bigger
>Have a huge anal fetish>Despite never having direct use, my hole pulses and clenches>Start practicing Kegels and such>Rim has become naturally puffy despite me not doing anal>Anal urges become stronger and stronger>I leave this thread for months because you anons are like mental tape worms for anal>Urges go away for a while, but my body is still subconsciously does them>Decide to check into the thread>Hole immediately starts going into a craving needy feelingWhy does this keep happening
I ordered a Blush Neo Elite 10.5 dual density dildo. My ass hadn't had anything in it for around 6 months. Finally tried it last night and took it all... its really good... especially for the price! My only issues is the suction cup sucks and I'm not too sure what to do about that. I got one of those goat drench syringes that was recommended in one of the last threads. It made it easy to get the jojoba and klube in there. I want to try a bit of clove oil soon
>>11556853So, I gotta ask then though, what is stopping you from trying it. Why are you putting in effort to supress this urge? Seems rather sillyYoure not going to become gay or trans just from doing anal. Ive been doing it for over 10 years because, just like you, Ive had a natural urge for it. Im still 100% attracted to women and still 100% masculine, so if thats what youre worried about, dont.
>>11556871>So, I gotta ask then though, what is stopping you from trying it. Why are you putting in effort to supress this urge? Seems rather sillyBecause I don't want to become an addict or habit, also I don't live alone>Youre not going to become gay or trans just from doing anal. Ive been doing it for over 10 years because, just like you, Ive had a natural urge for it. Im still 100% attracted to women and still 100% masculine, so if thats what youre worried about, dont.Not that, I'm just worried I'll become a complete anal degenerate addict. I find it scarily easily how I can have external prostate massage and cum from it.
>>11556898>also I don't live alonebiggest factor hurting all of us. The things I would be able to do with privacy and the minimum wage spending power of someone from the 1950's...
I go through waves of just wanting something in my butt every night to just not feeling it for a month. I used to toss out all my toys out on one of my down spells, then have to buy them all back up as soon as I get anal horny again. I don't do that anymore, I just stop playing with my ass for a while.
>>11556898Not living alone kind of sucks, I didnt really get into it until I got my own place. And becoming a degenerate addict, I actually started masturbating less often and because Im not masturbating I also rarely ever watch porn anymore. But I dont know how you are mentally, its definitely possible to go down a rabbit hole
>>11556914I also haven't masturbated in over a year, but the cravings haven't really changed, I also cut out a ton of porn and such out of my life.
So is this like not talk about anal masturbation or post images thread now?
SORRY
>>11556809fuck how do I make this happen it sounds hot
>>11556618Moderate-sized toy with a lot of taper, nothing crazy long length. Mister Hankey's traffic cone, tentacles, something in that category. Lube up, then lube some more and sit on it. From there you can do kegels and keep flexing your ass until it tires and loosens, or cowgirl and gently bounce and rock and press down until you stretch to the base. You can do the same with toys that have a bulge or knot, but if you aren't warmed up or able to take that size already, you might hurt yourself when your ass gets past the widest portion. Fit a TT Kyon in once with less prep than I should have, hilted it once, let it out, then again. Third time I wasn't holding it down, and my ass ate the knot so fast I saw stars. Decent session but was sore for days afterward.
>>11556761You're an idiot
>>11556776Yeah it's more about the feeling it gives you
>>11556801>A sex machine for the people Yeah it's called the hismith premium 3
>>11556812What's your point, they make good toys
>>11556853Can't escape your gay anal fucktoy fate
I just lost my virginity to a man and I feel like I've made a mistakenot because oh no I'm not gay and I've sullied my poor bottom or anything stupid like that, I've just spent so long bouncing on giant toys that when I finally got fucked by a real one he was kind of small and pathetic. He was 7 inches. Really not far off as big as real humans get. Bro was massive in reality, but I've been living in fantasy horse and monster cock land for too long.Was he just a bad fuck? It definitely felt like he was trying but I honestly couldn't feel much of it.
>>11556936Better work those muscles out then, buttslut.>>11556952Part of why I've not gotten into big toys was this. If you don't overuse your butthole for a while it'll tighten back up a bit, but it's definitely a tradeoff. Tho also just saying he's 7 inches doesn't mean much, the girth is what's important for feeling it the most imo. Being close with someone (even if not romantic) also makes it better too but obviously that's not something you can just do.
>>11556580Low dose (25mg) is nice to level out, unwind and boost mood and arousal, and your tactile sensations go through the roof. Running your hands over your own skin feels heavenly by itself. Higher doses (75mg or higher) activate the bitch switch and you'll be craving to rut yourself while moaning incoherently for the next few hours. It will spike your body temp so drink a lot of water and keep the room temp cool so you aren't frying your brain.
>>11556968What is this plur? I see no mention of that phrase ctrl-f'ing the last few threads
I have a soft 7 inch dildo and a harder 11 inch what else should I add to my collection? I've owned other various toys like plugs but I used to purge them alot but I don't do that anymore.I want to build a good set of toys with the knowledge I've precured.Also I really like these threads it made me become less of a pussy and admit what I like.>>11556971idk I'm guessing they mean 5-MAPB
>>11556947>What's your point, they make good toysIt's a joke of sorts, newfren
>>11556914Same, doing anal actually helped with the degeneracy. I do still consume porn but i dont have the urge to masturbate nearly as much. Much more of a healthy relationship with masturbation.>>11556974>what else should I add to my collection?I would add in a plug. Small-ish glass or metal plugs that you can throw in without any warmup and clean in two seconds are great. Crystal delights T plug, njoy pure plug (though the pure plug's sizing is weird, the large is actually kinda small).A vibrating plug can be nice for warmup too. I have a lovense one and it's decent but im hesitant to recommend it since theyre really expensive and the vibration isnt very deep/rumbly. Probably can get better vibration on something else.A glass dildo is nice to have too.
>Threw a muscle out in my lumbar area earlier in the week>Been taking vicodin and weed gummies all week>Been so horny all week because of it>Can't fuck any of my toys because of the painGod damn I wanna ride my Nox from BD so bad but can only tolerate being on my back in bed ;_;
>>11556968do you take a 3 month break even with low doses? or is better to take 75mg and take that 3 month break to not fry your brain? I have pretty good time with just weed & liquor but want to try PLUR and poppers eventually. I know PLUR is more a special event thing compared to more casual stuff.
>>11556952You just need a second cock up your hole, try again
>>11556974Topped toys hilt75 if you wanna stretch your ass and pummel your prostate at the same time
>>11556975Mid joke don't quit your day job
>>11556957>Being close with someone (even if not romantic) also makes it better too but obviously that's not something you can just do.This was a big part of it I think, not so much particularly romance but mood. He insisted on doing everything through a makeshift gloryhole, not because of anon reasons, we both knew how each other looked. I think it was just his fetish, but that kind of threw me off a bitFeel like despite my definitely overqualified butthole I'd probably be a better top than bottom anyway. Gonna take a lot to convince me any real cock is gonna beat my 3+ inch wide hunks of plastic.Also where are people finding images to post? Gelbooru has such a bad selection
>>11557002>glory hole for virginity lossYeah that sounds shit I'm sorry to hear that, even if he was trying there's not much you can do through one. I think they're a lot more suited to porn and blowjobs.Lost my virginity getting fucked doggystyle in a hotel room and two days later he fucked me missionary with my legs over his shoulders. Both times felt so good I didn't care that I didn't cum besides fucking his face day 2.>Also where are people finding images to post? Gelbooru has such a bad selectionTwitter usually, yesterday I went through a bunch of old dms recently looking for some notes on something unrelated and a lot of them were old esex partners so I saved a bunch of images during that too.
>>11557002He owned your ass bitch, you're a sub now
>>11557019It wasn't as bad as it sounds. By gloryhole I mean it was a blanket with a hole cut out in it. When that inevitably didn't work for anything but oral we just like, went under the blanket. It was more doggystyle than what you would expect.I would have definitely preferred there not be a dividing wall but he seemed to enjoy it at least. Also I did get my dick sucked while getting fisted, so that was a novel experience even if I didn't cum.
>>11557033Ah okay yeah it could have been way worse.Yeah if you can get fisted it makes sense why a normal cock won't suffice lel. Somehow I haven't had my ass played with while getting sucked off or milked, I really want to. Have pretty good control not cumming nowadays but I think that would make me nut really fast.
>>11556618>>11556650The Breaker DOES sound fucking intimidating, and then I remembered I saw that b-vibe makes a cone for this very purpose, with notches I think that indicate different widths, (if they don't then that's a missed opportunity lol.)https://www.bvibe.com/eight-inch-anal-stretcher-training-cone.html?srsltid=AfmBOopvatJIduOufihBFNOoQJRLnZlHGrmyACWBQSpvIx4yYeeJso_sI was kinda like 'eh I don't need this' since I have plugs etc that go to its max size of 2", but I kinda want it now, thinking of the possibilities. Especially since it'll stretch the outside more than the inside.>>11556937I think this anon has the right idea. Also unf>my ass ate the knot so fast I saw starsGOALS
>>11557056>tfw my medium Nox from BD is bigger than that in almost every way and I can take him just fine with a bit of warming up with another BD toy.
>>11556813I have no idea who that is, sorry. I am the anon who a couple months ago jumped up to a 2" plug from my usual 1.5-1.6" diameter ones, and someone called me 'based' for it, which probably boosted my ego more than it should lol. Been rocking that gk 55 (1.75") fairly regularly since I got it, really eyeing a knotted dildo and/or larger plugs next.
>>11557062Was someone who posted that sneezing was wrecking their hole faster than thrusting, since they were plugged with a GK93 during the day and GK85 overnight. About 2 months ago they mentioned were going 1 size up on each. GK55 is a good start. TT Deep Space and The Grip are good training plugs, here is a good place to read. https://toppedtoys.com/blogs/size-guides
>>11557059Congrats? Not everybody's at that level, just shared it because this could be someone else's warmup toy or training tool, never said it was the main event.
>>11556774Haven't tried those, but I like intimate Earth's "adventure" (I think their "daring" is the same product but with different marketing) which is a clove serum rather than lube. Apply prior to funtimes, wait a few minutes, enjoy your now horny and relaxed ass. :)
>>11557066I think his point is that his casual toy is bigger than that so called "ideal for experienced players" toy. I'm in a similar position where my warm up toy is about 9" long and 2.7" wide, and it's just kind of funny seeing 7.25x2" toys described as advanced toys. If that's advanced, what do you call BD's Large Bishop? That thing is 10.75" long and 3.5" thick, and it still goes one size bigger.
>>11556774I've got wicked jelle plus, good lube. Very thick like a gel. I line up my spike and spread it deep in side and wait for it to kick in. Kinda has a warming sensation but fades to relaxation.
>>11557073Ah, I didn't pick up on the "experienced players" language, but tbf, that's being directed at a way more vanilla audience than us d/egens. It's SURPRISING how fucking hard it is to find toys larger than 1.5" at any brick and mortar store, (at least around me, and since my old fave went under new ownership I don't want to patronize.) I think because a lot of the thinking is, the toys are just a precursor to anal, and the average dick isn't much bigger than that 1.5", which leaves people wanting to play with bigger sizes in the dust. At least we have the Internet?
What's the best way to train for XL dildos? I can do large sizes, but I want to go for more. I don't want to injure myself. Anyone has some suggestions?
>>11557101Do you want more depth or girth? The best options are probably something like Squarepeg's Slink if you want to get deeper, or a good quality inflatable such as Primal Hardwere's Rufus if you want to train for something really wide.
>>11557105I'm thinking of both. Something that would give me good stretch while going deep during anal play. Best of both worlds.
Toy UNrecommendation, at least in one way.https://www.mastersextoys.com/store/p2978/Mistress_Isabella_Sinclaire_Inflatable_Enema_Anal_Plug_Butt_Ass_Play_Silicone_IS119_Free_Discreet_USA_Shipping_Latex.html?srsltid=AfmBOoql8z1yL6UxpVvBeNWYfErvPrBaBJOLa3lujKbLal2pUSTdafWXAs an inflatable plug? Hot af. I put a condom on it since it's latex, and don't want anything nasty leeching in. But size and shape are great.As an enema tool? NoooooooIt doesn't have a one-way valve. Enough said? Kinda defeats the purpose of "holding in" the enema with the inflation, if the tube administering the water stays wide open. I guess if you were in a situation where the receiving party was staying stationary, ass up, it'd be ok. But as soon as they stand up..Let's just say I felt the need to spray down the floor of my bathroom and it kinda killed the mood.
>>11557109Jk, bounced on a dildo, coaxed in a big plug, and now everything is groovy.
>>11556545Mhhmm isn't it great? You know you're having a good one when the moaning turns to screaming.
My biggest dildo is so girthy ughhhh. It feels so impossibly huge when it's all the way in and leaves me feeling so stretched out after every session. I love it.
>>11556948I might let a futa take me, but I'd never do it with a man, I'd rather let an animal mount me first. Its just so... unattractive to me.>>11556902Don't remind me, things just keep getting more and more expensive >>11556983>Same, doing anal actually helped with the degeneracy. I do still consume porn but i dont have the urge to masturbate nearly as much. Much more of a healthy relationship with masturbation.You make a decent point, but I'm just scared since I've seen the abyss and how appealing it is. Not in the dress like a girl or go gay way, but just it becomes so normalized to me I just leave toys out or whatever and tabs open
>>11556968Assume I'm a retard. Where do you get it?
>>11556831i tried the stuff you described and it was feeling really good, like I could cum from it but the issue was that I couldn't tell if it was partly from my thighs stimulating my dick (and I don't want to cum with my dick), is there something you do to prevent it?
>>11557073That was my point. Thing is being marketed as the final boss for your ass or something and I I can fit something larger than it with some minor warming up. Also I don't do that much anal so it isn't like I am all *that* stretched out like I know some anons are.
>>11557162https://kures.co/product/plur-personal-pack-mushroom-tablets-250mg-10ct-25mg-tab/I'm not seeing the tablet on the official site rn, but they also have gel pills and shotshttps://xumtrip.com/>>11556992also interested in this
>>11557154>I might let a futa take me, but I'd never do it with a man, I'd rather let an animal mount me first. Its just so... unattractive to me.Why cant futa's just be real boys, its not fair. I would be the biggest buttslut for them. But no I will forever be stuck with toys because there is no attractive person attached to a dickMaybe just maybe you can get lucky and get the most well-transitioned tranny, but thats at most 0,1% of all of them and theyre likely either a bottom or have a small dick. Life is unfair
>>11557056As an experienced player, I would not consider that "advanced."
got my 3 horse dildos inso far i've only used small and medium (1.9 inch and 2.3 inch flare)medium having some trouble getting past medial ring (2.5inch), might be the length thoughlarge (2.88inch) looks huge, i wonder how long it'll take to get it inhorse dildo was the best purchase ever though. they hit just right on my prostate and stretch so good with the flare.before it was just regular dildo and pounding my prostate, but now i actually also feel myself getting filledgot a slink for depth training, but so far just got half of it in and it kinda stung/felt uncomfythink if i train some more with that i'd be able to go deeper on the dildo
Cleaning out is a pain in the ass. Slow and tedious.
>>11557203I only do anal after my 1 bowel movement of the day after breakfast and coffee. One or two small rinses afterwards is all I need to be completely empty. You should try that instead. Forcing your bowels to empty at an unnatural time isnt good for your body regardless.
>clean myself out>Plug my butt for an hour to open up>Slide in my small dildo>Feel my hole gripping at the dildoI need plugs that help train my actual hole to open, not just inside!I'm trying to sit with my dildo just in for 30 mins to see if that helps at all
>>11557210Only one I know off the top of my head is Squarepeg's Blunt Plug, but those guys are pretty expensive.
>>11557194All I can sayThere's a difference between a transgirl who is a bottom, and one that asserts she is a bottom because being a top is yucky and male and she's a girl, and girls are bottoms.The latter is in fact a phase, that will pass, and being in on the ground floor of this revelation when it happens is a very good time to be a bottom.
>Two days ago>Doing some shower warmup for later>Have my longer thin one, and my thicker one for stretching and gauging>Get myself open with the thin one, work it a but, take it out, then get the thick one in me>Put the long one aside in front of me>Work the thick one a bit, getting nice and stretched for the evening>Good abdominal tinglies starting>Eyes lock on the long one>No>No I won't do this>I know I'm losing the fight, and I don't know why>Stomach already churning but it's happening>Put my tongue to it>Just a hint of bitterness>Take it in, start sucking>I want to gag, but I'm not>Abdomen locks up>Oh fuck>Fastest hands free of my life>Deepthroat it>Cum more, while finally gagging>Cum my brains out>Sanity hits>Retch a bit, pull it out of my throat>Ass firmly locked on the other one, getting it out is surprisingly hard, pulling it is actually a bit painful, have to give it a minute >Guess I finished for the evening>Wash everything up>Try not to worry about it>Yesterday I have a sore throat and the shits. Still a bit today. Can't be certain why, but, my leading theory is that I deepthroated a dirty ass to mouth dildoJust fuck my shit up fampai, I don't know how to move on from thisIt'd be one thing if it was just a heat of the moment thing, but I came so fast and so hard
>>11557264You'll live, but congrats, you're now a 100% certified slut. I think everyone does it at least once
>>11557264>Good abdominal tingliesYou depth play people are weird. Always keep reminding yourself that no amount of cooming pleasure is worth sacrificing your health over
>>11557268I've got ass to mouth, but only after I was very very clean, and there was definitely zero >bitter flavorAnd it was a a normal length, so not past my sigmoid. But I suppose it does happen. I definitely didn't get any adverse effects since I was so clean and not going deep.
>>11557182>I don't do that much anal so it isn't like I am all *that* stretched out like I know some anons are.I love casual shade ;)
>>11557264When you get water past your sigmoid, it will be messy until you do a full clean, or just wait some hours.How deep were you?
>>11557286>>11557302Ah, you probably got lube past your sigmoid, which softens your stool, and if it burns, it's that, depending on diet, that stool will still be acidic with the moisture you pushed into it, been there done that.
>>11557264You're inspiring me to be double stuffed, sounds hot, what a good slut!
>>11557178I have no idea, I try not to have it rub on stuff but anything else is just I let it happen. I assume it's not enough dick stimulation to mess things up since I've not ejaculated yet anyways.On a side note, last night I tried pushing down again but with only my pelvic floor and lower abdomen while keeping my anal muscles relaxed after I reached a full body and I think I almost spurt but didn't quite reach it. The full body lasted crazy long with that though. I think I'm getting close to figuring out my body's konami code or something. The Cumonmi code, if you will.
>>11557423do you keep your dick like behind your thighs or over them? or it doesnt matter?
>>11557434I've been not even having my balls between my thighs because it's uncomfortable. I've tried squeezing my dick between my thighs but my dick gets too hard so it hurts, balls I felt some buildup but not enough, will probably experiment with it more but it felt more like gently stimulating my dick than anything else.
>>11557264Never thought something like that would turn me on. Fuck.
>>11557300I mean am I lying?...but seriously I have been on edibles all week and it is driving me insane I can't get fucked. So it was also kind of a sour grapes thing on my part.>I didn't need to get railed by my Nox...its YOU who are the whores!
>>11557458>I mean am I lying?...but seriously I have been on edibles all week and it is driving me insane I can't get fucked. So it was also kind of a sour grapes thing on my part.>>I didn't need to get railed by my Nox...its YOU who are the whores!You're not lying. And that's hot - accepting that you need to be railed ;)
>>11557188>>11556968I'm too straightedge to have ever done anything stronger than weed. Doesn't this stuff mess you up in the long run? Are there weird side effects?
>>11557483>And that's hot - accepting that you need to be railed ;)Oh yeah? hmm :3 But it isn't all that often I *need* it. But I really need it right now I'd love for something like pic related to happen to me.
>>11556853>>11556898>>11557154Anon god has given you a gift please stop wasting itAlso it's not like anal is going to somehow make you anymore of a masturbation addict then you already are (though it might make your "sessions" longer), since it's a lot more inconvenient to do anal that regular masturbation, though desu I don't really see what would be so bad about being an "addict" anyway, at least beyond how expensive sex toys can be
>>11557496Don't ask random people on the internet for information about under researched substances. People used to and sometimes still do say poppers are safe.
>>11557499May you find your bliss, anon. (I love the 'Pew pew <3" in this img omg.)
>>11557501>>11557501>Also it's not like anal is going to somehow make you anymore of a masturbation addict then you already are (though it might make your "sessions" longer), since it's a lot more inconvenient to do anal that regular masturbation, though desu I don't really see what would be so bad about being an "addict" anyway, at least beyond how expensive sex toys can beThat's the thing, I haven't cum or masturbated in over a year, but the urges haven't stopped. I might try something if I ever got my own place and even then that's a maybe, since I keep trying to better myself, but I'm always wary about it, since this is one of my oldest and strongest fetishes. Also>Tapped my prostate externally once or twice as a test>Had to fight myself to not cum right then and thereYeah I can already see the problem that would arise if I go down that path, and I might really like it
>>11557182Totally valid. See my reply here re the "experienced" but lol >>11557084 though I fucked up, there's def toys larger than 1.5" diameter around in the wild, just finding PLUGS specifically that were bigger than that was surprisingly hard.I'm still very much a noob so 2" is like, my max doable "omg I took it!" size. ^_^; Enjoying the journey tho. Last night put in my 2" plug and basically just shook, could not get comfortable no matter what I tried, but that was hot in its own way.
>>11557496>Doesn't this stuff mess you up in the long run?>Are there weird side effects?with drugs there's always a risk of things going wrong. Shady sources. mysterious chemicals. wrong dosages.If those are things that turn you off, that's fine, drugs aren't for everyone.but you're willing to do your research, find out what works and what doesn't, and want to take your anal escapades to the next level, I'm willing to pass on what I tried and I would recommend to even myself.
>>11557576NTA but I'm down to see what you rec. It's pretty good on weed edibles. I don't do poppers anymore because they fucked my eyes up pretty bad. Curious what else could be good without too much long term risk
>>11557503>People used to and sometimes still do say poppers are safe.>>11557577>I don't do poppers anymore because they fucked my eyes up pretty bad.honestly from what I've read poppers are a C-tier drug at best, at least compared to other stuff.>>11543039not all poppers are created equal, Isopropyl and Butyl are the worst causing the most vision problems. If I try poppers I'd try amyl or pentyl based ones with the purpose not to get high, but to see if they can help relax my ass even more than normally possible.I really like the feeling of letting a toy just rest balls deep, bent over with my ass in the air. eventually my ass just stops involuntary squeezing and fully relaxes, letting the toy slip even deeper inside.I also heard that people dip Q-tips in the poppers bottle, and put the Q-tips in a plastic bottle and just inhale those fumes instead of hitting the bottle directly. I've read accidentally getting poppers accidentally on your nose or skin is not a fun time either.
Shoved a horse dildo up my ass last week, this week's session will be a nice plump buttplug.
Hello, /d/.I recently tried the mindgasm thing and I wasn't expecting it to be so good.I only did the first two lessions and it was so pleasurable it made my dick leak pre and my heart race.I've also been reading some stories of people who start getting random tingles after their first orgasm, is it permanent or a big inconvenience? I'm afraid to continue 'cause maybe I'm not strong enough to live with an "awakened" prostate.
>>11557567I hope to when my back gets better. It got blown out, but not in a way I want :(hehe yeah I love that image and another one related to it. I just wanna have a drunken hookup after a night out.
>>11557639>I recently tried the mindgasm thingElaborate, I don't lurk /d/ a crazy amount.
>>11557667Its in the OP anon... do people not read OPs?Havent looked deeper into it myself but its some handsfree orgasm thing via controling muscles in yo ass and your mindspace afaik
>>11556252It's been decades of abuse at this point so I'm very elastic (puffy anus best anus), none of the regular action bothers me much and I have always enjoyed the after effects, the little swollen feeling. I actually miss the slight pain when sitting down that I had at the start of all of this, but it really didn't last long and is just replaced with this mild ache that makes me want to have more and often leads to a feedback loop. Waking up in the morning with this ache will often set me off for multiple recurring sessions through a day.I am working on a toy with a knot that's too big for me though and every now and then I whip it out and grind down viciously on it untill I know its had the desired effect. That definitely brings a deeper aching feeling, that wonderful soreness.>bodyaside from the butthole a lot of knees stuff, carpet burn, little bits of gravel from outdoors stuff. My right arm also just feels bad sometimes, lots of strange angles applying force and speed, the shoulder actively tells me to fuck off sometimes.
>>11556288Eew gross. And yes, I had one recently and I think it's happened to me once every 2 years. I'm not sure but I do think it comes with just overstretching, but I've had it sometimes very quickly after going for a big size increase and sometimes with a long delay so I feel unsure to say it's exactly that. I've also had it happen once where I felt sure it was because I didn't clean away the lube after a session after I had just collapsed to go to bed, ever since I've been better (but not perfect) about really going for a soapy wash after.The most recent one coincided with an extremely horny period and I threw caution to the wind and had anal anyway, the stings quickly faded and I honestly feel that the damn thing healed quicker, maybe a bloodflow thing, not a doctor and definitely do not recommend, just how it worked out for me.But don't let it get you down, sometimes you just have a break because of a little injury or someting, just because you break a toe doesn't mean you stop playing your sport, kind of thing. Buttsport.
>>11556618>>11556937>From there you can do kegels and keep flexing your ass until it tires and loosens, or cowgirl and gently bounce and rock and press down until you stretch to the base.well, i gave it an honest try for an hour and a half with my knot, and while i didnt manage to get it in (things started to slightly hurt when i had the knot mostly in from all sides and started flexing on it), i did feel myself loosen up more after i finished up, so mayby i'll just have to repeat this a few times to get it in fullyor not, since i just ended up bashing my prostate with the shaft while the knot slapped against me
>>11557682>My right arm also just feels bad sometimes, lots of strange angles applying force and speed, the shoulder actively tells me to fuck off sometimes.Funny you mention this, just yesterday I considered taking at least a month break because after each anal session my right shoulder hurts like crazy. Laying sideways and then reaching back moving a large dildo back and forth for many minutes at a time definitely isnt something my shoulder is appreciating. Pic related is kinda the position Im talking about. Anal can be hard work and Im definitely noticing some body issues from it sometimes, if you were to workout and your arm or knee starts getting sore you would quit or take a break, but if youre doing anal and youre building up waves of pleasure to eventually cum you cant stop, you gotta keep going at the same pace or the buildup is gone. I fucking love anal but sometimes after cumming I get really annoyed with myself that I wasted all my bodies energy on cooming
>>11557710>I fucking love anal but sometimes after cumming I get really annoyed with myself that I wasted all my bodies energy on coomingjust treat it like working out for stamina gains
>never do any drugs or alcohol, only ever had a little wine while studying abroad>help the neighbors out with something, they INSIST on rewarding me with a bottle of wine of my choosing so I choose one>have the whole day to myself tomorrow for unprecedented buttstuffingWhat amount of alcohol is appropriate to properly enhance a session? If any at all. I know if I'm seriously intoxicated (which I wouldn't want anyway) I'll just barely feel anything and probably hurt myself, but a little help loosening up for several hours with my biggest toy might go a long way.
>>11557056This some basic ass shit
>>11557714Meh, doesnt feel like its training my body in a good way, rather just overloading certain joints and muscles to an uncomfortable degree. I even have a hismith, and I thought that would solve it, thinking the machine would do all the work. But the only comfortable position for me with it is doggy, nothing else seems to work. And being in doggy arching your ass out for 30 minutes also drains the fuck out of me. Theres no winning here.
>>11557154>I might let a futa take me, but I'd never do it with a man, I'd rather let an animal mount me first. Its just so... unattractive to me.I give it two months before how slobbering on BBC and begging for it in your ass on the daily
>>115577281 small glass of wine will make you feel a little toasty and nice. I wouldn't go more than that if you're not accustomed to drinking. The first time I really fucked my gf in her ass she was very drunk and was the first time she enjoyed it. She even went ass to mouth with my cock. The next day her little hole was sore so I gave her a nice oily butt rub and put an ice pack on it and dotes on her all day for being such a good butt slut. I felt bad I hurt her butt, but I was very drunk too. Pretty dangerous, but it all worked out.I know people get angry when alcohol and drugs are discussed, but I'm not going to ignore you. I still have a butt plug question for people. If I can easily take a 6.5" circumference firm toy, what size super soft square peg egg do you think will comfortably fit?
>>11557264Congrats you've unlocked the ability to take cock in both ends at the same timeHave fun at the gangbangs
>>11557441Keep at it, it's gonna make you cum harder than ever once you get used to it
>>11557572If the urges are there after a full year there's no hope of shaking it, it's your destiny
>>11557710That's why we buy the fuck machine anon
>>11557667A weird meditative training that allows people to have prostate orgasms through muscle contractions.
>>11557734Thanks, I quite like my (You)s. What you said was exactly what I had in mind so it looks like that's the plan. Not really into plugs, though, so I can't help you there. The only "plug" I own is a small slink.
Anyone try the BD Vector? Is it any good, I notice it's a horse cock but without their signatured flared head. I'm worried it'll be pretty lack luster
>>11556288Address whether you're sitting lots for your job, that will be the reason they form, less likely from anal alone. Do you have a desk job?
>>11557783Looks similar to Bumble, which feels nice at its head, despite being similar to this
>>11557812Yes, i do. Like two thirds of working time atleast is desk or otherwise chair time, and then when i get home ill often sit to game for a few hours.You think that'll be the major reason? Its totally possible, i suppose, that thats the actuall culprit and ive only *noticed* since ive started to get into anal
>>11557817Sitting creates pressure and is likely a reason that they form. Went to office job, first week had one despite rarely getting them. Make sure you're eating enough protein to recover.
>>11557820yeeeea you're right, at the least its a big risk factor i guess. Ive been office jobbing longer than ive been getting into this - and ive had the begginings of one before, years ago. I guess expecting to put a plastic cock up my ass just pushed it over the edge. Do you have any recomendations other than the obvious "try to get more movement, lazy"?>>11557697Thanks for the encouragement anon. It'd be a shame to have to quit, cause ive been having a decent time. But its definitely the easiest factor to adjust, for me, hahaaa.
qrd on THC in lube?It it any different than just taking an edible beforehand?
>>11557854Not speaking from experience but i highly expect it'll get you high quicker than an edible, as famously the ass is a great way to absorb chemicals (boofing is a thing for a reason)VS edibles taking like atleast 30 minutes to an hour to kick in
Has anyone tried this toy? It supposedly has 3 motors and the angle looks about right. However, I don't have much experience with anatomical prostate toys and would like some advice on whether or not to buy this particular one
>>11557858unless you can cum from just a reg dildo I don't think these offer much. The vibrations tend to numb unless you've rewired your prostate
Question for experienced anal sluts.So I know it's good to use smaller toys with more focused pressure when learning how to prostate orgasm. I've managed to do it once but it's kind of boring. I like big toys but they never get me far on their own.That being said, If I were to practice enough to reliably have a prostate orgasm the 'boring' way, would it eventually become easier to cum by mindlessly spearing myself on a big fuckoff horsecock down the line?
>>11557839>TipsHave active job, but take huge toys. Protein for recovery (anal, even without hemerroids), and something on your chair so that you don't feel lots of pressure on your ass, maybe wear a plug. Or a standing desk.
>>11557865For the big toys, you may not yet be able to be relaxed enough. Keep stretching, Topped Toys has toys to train your ass, read their descriptions.
>>11557302Only like 7, 8 inches (yes I did hilt it, both sides)I use the thin one like this more 'cuz it's thin and less because it's long, it's very comfy and gentle for warming up.Similarly, the thicker one isn't usually a favored one, but it also has a bit of a taper to the tip, while being a bit wider at the base than anything I actually do usually like. I wasn't SUPPOSED to cum from this, this was the warmup to go masturbate properly in a bit, you see.
I've never bought from them, but Square Peg has really good guides for stretching, fisting, plugging and all sorts of good reliable information. I sound like a shill, but I've never bought from them, I'm just thinking about buying a L or L/xl egg plug, I'm just afraid it might be too large, or too small and fall out.
>>11557868protein is a good call, probbably, ive been wanting to do that anyways. A cuishion is also not a bad idea.Can you explain the plug more? Ive been wanting to get one anyways actually, cause i sometimes just feel like having something in my ass without doing "full" dildo anal play, so why not. But will it actually help? haha
>>11557870To clarify: I can take big toys easily, that's not a problem.I've been regularly plowing my asshole with all kinds of oversized toys for years. It feels good and addicting to be stretched and filled but it's never enough on its own.
>https://c.lovense-api.com/t2/szj0kc2gLink is up for a little
>>11557879You did good , hoe
>>11557900I mean you'll be able to sense pressure more, whether or not you stay plugged. That said, I'm plugged 12 hours a day, but sitting is harder, probably since plug doesn't move at all.
>>11557902For me, to climax I need a toy I can relax around, and keep going when ass tightens.
>>11557913are lovense toys any good? Could you cum from this?
I think I managed to start having dry orgasms last night with my aneros, had 2 of those in a row and fuck me going from that into some long full body ones felt incredible. Fell asleep with it in and woke up to another long full body one. If I didn't have to do things today I'd still be in bed teasing my prostate.I still really want to have a wet orgasm with my butt though, surely soon right? Maybe I need to resist finishing myself after my sessions for a bit longer, but fuck it's so hard...I also wonder if the fact that I basically produce no precum makes it harder for me.
>>11557188What's the point of ordering something like this when it's gonna get confiscated by the customs?
>>11557943I'm ordering some. I've always wanted to try molly. Then I'll have some leftover for a fetlife meetup or something.
>>11557854Very different. THC Lube is not psychoactive. It does, however, greatly enhance sensation in the area and increased bloodflow. Makes it much easier to feel the prostate working.When combined with an edible is the secret sauce.
>>11557951>It does, however, greatly enhance sensation in the area and increased bloodflow. Makes it much easier to feel the prostate working.how?
this is the only hypno I've found that actually enhances my sessions with big toyshttps://hypnotube.com/video/gape-brain-melt-66527.html
>>11557952Wtf you mean how? Did I not just describe it to you? Do you need the science behind it? It's a potent vasodilator when absorbed through mucus membranes (IE anus)
>>11558001wouldn't that just get you high? how do you make it?
>>11558005not him but probably just best to assume pharmacology is very complicated, because it is
>>11557783in my experience the BDs with grooves and other patterns cut into them are a lot less comfortable, and just feel irritating during use. if you want horse get a chance unflared instead, its very good
Tips for better painal? I cum harder when it hurts.Also how do I tell someone I want my first time being fucked in the ass to be less passionate love-making and more traumatic rectal torture session like picrel?
>>11558028Have someone do it to you. For me it was someone who didn't like me.
>>11558030How do you proposition someone that already has disdain for you to hatefuck?
>>11558031It's a long story about an ex and pegging. I really meant to say someone who doesn't care about you.
>>11557935Theyre fine. Ive had a fun time with them but never came solely from anal with them.It just loosens me up and makes me even hornier to shove a big dildo up my ass after.
>>11558028I remember reading that somebody added peppermint oil to their lube or maybe chili oil, that's sounds pretty intense. Hate sex + being gagged is also how I would make it more painful if I had to pick.
I'm still fresh enough that a basic aneros is enough to make me shiver, but having a massage session with one really does it for me. I just spent an hour tonight punishing myself with one and I'm still trembling a bit.
>>11557575Cones are some of the longest lived and most frequently used toys in one's collection. They're the ideal sphincter stretching tool so you slowly grow into them. And then once you're able to fully take it, they becomes the ideal sphincter warm-up tool. I guarantee that within a month of using a cone your 2" "gasping max" will be 2" "comfortable stretch". So you really want to think of long term progression when choosing one. Where you're at a large hankeys traffic cone will last you a while and get you to 4". The XL FST anal cone on amazon is similar size for cheaper if you're ok with chinese silicone.
>>11557738>If the urges are there after a full year there's no hope of shaking it, it's your destinyI know, that's also probably why I can't get my own place. But still, I can try to delay it for as along as I can
>>11558142Thanks for the reply, yeah, I can see this going from a "push your limits" toy into a "warmup tool" pretty quick, but that alone is kinda hot. Will have to check out the other toys you mentioned!
>>11558142Dear gods. The "xs" hankeys traffic cone is like, already big for me, I could not do a large lol.
>>11558160The tip of the xs is only about 1" diameter. That's like 2 fingers.
>>11558152Prone bone and anal?
>>11558155My current toy is legitimately this big. At least it feels like it is. It's a plug with 4.5 inch max diameter.
I'm fucking horny rn, some one pls use me:https://c.lovense-api.com/gcls/5mtlh9nq?share_type=103
>>11558204Its telling me link unavailable
>>11558182What?>>11557733Anon, I am black and I hate race play fags, bleached and blacked fags are such a disgusting cancer they turned almost every thread even unrelated into dumpster for their retardation, I can barely tolerate futa supremacy and such. Just leave me to my futa, monsters, abominations animals and such
>>11558208The picture shows prone bone and anal
>>11558211Oh, its looks like he's just masturbating with a vibrating dildo to me
>>11558212I've got a lovense edge 2, but it won't stay inside
Long time Turkey, first time poster. I've only ever used my thumb before but I think its time to move onto the next level. Is this glass toy suitable for a starter?
>>11558235lurker*
>>11558235Seems like a good choice, Im definitely in favor of beginners using glass toys, you will have an easy time finding your prostate with that
>>11558230You're hole is too slutty, sounds like
>>11558256I wish. I'm tight
>>11558262Then your hole is rejecting the idea of being a slut?
May have figured out where I've been going wrong with anal. I've been trying to push forward towards my cock, thinking that's how I should hit my prostate. Instead I should be just going straight up. The curve of my big dildo was too much, but turning it the other way it's so much better. Why the hell was I doing it wrong for so long!
what is the easiest/safest game controller to shove the part with the vibration motor up my ass? im serious
>>11558331does it have to be a controller? I have a wand vibrator that could fit inside me if I was stretched just a bit more and probably would do a much better job if you're looking for vibration+ control
>>11558332it's kind of a kink, so yeah. otherwise I would buy a regular phallic vibrator and be done with it.
>>11558331A wii remote, obviously.>perfect shape>optional jacket for texture>control vibration remotely with dolphin or other overwhelming third party support>wrist strap for retrieval>could even play wii VC at the same time with a classic controlleradmissible cons:>you have to put two AA batteries in your wet ass (unless you heavily mod one)>motor isnt as strong as other controllers, should still be enough>might ironically be too convenient to scratch your fetishistic itch
>>11558342How does one learn the ability to take something so wide? It's not tapered in the slightest!
>>11558350A wii remote is only 1.43x1.21" (3.62x3.08cm). Since it's a rectangle we can take the diagonal since that will be the widest dimension and it's about 1.87" (4.75cm). Shouldnt be too hard to insert. If you can take a horse dildo thats around that size you could easily take a wii remote.But in general to take bigger toys you just have to gradually size up and stretch.
>>11558350there are shaving cream cans bigger than a wiimote, you'll fit it in
>>11558364>>11558365Not the original guy that asked, just an amateur wanting to learn
>>11558350lots of practice
Well fuck, I was doing anal and I was making a push out motion but I held it for too long and my head started hurting. Now I have a fucking migraine for the last 4 days. Im lucky I didnt have a brain aneurysm.My anal career is over, I wont ever be able to fully relax any more and do my thing, now I will always have this worry in the back of my head that if I strain too much I might randomly drop dead with a dildo in my ass.Farewell frens, I might aswell quit forever
>>11558479You'll get over it in a few months once the craving comes back
>>11558479this happened to me but I was just dehydrated because I didn't want to have to get up and pee so I wasn't sipping water during a long session. could it have been the same for you?
>>11558501Nah I think I just strained too hard, I love pushing out as hard as possible while doing anal it makes it feel the best for me personally. But I found out the hard way that the veins in my head dont fucking like that
whats the best firmness for a flared med chance/horse cock
how do I get a nice puffy asshole?
Tried x-lube for the first time and wow. You guys were not joking with how much easier it makes big toys.Felt like my ass expanded a whole inch with how easily toys were going in.Very messy though, might have to relegate this to playing in the shower only.
>>11558588>how do I get a nice puffy asshole?From penetration. Mine gets puffy as I'm setting up, like it's engorged.
>>11558532I believe BD firm.
>>11558235>Long time TurkeyI like this term
Do you all have any tracks you listen to when you fuck yourself? I've noticed music gets me relaxed and in the zone way more than porn. What suggestions do you all have?I'm literally about to have a session right now
>>11558479I mean... You could do thta while poopin. I get you like the feeling, but pushing all that blood to your brain isn't healthy. There's a way, with practice, and concentration to push just as hard without pushing blood into your head. It just takes practice. There's videos about it. It's amazing when you figure it out. Like you'll be straining and pushing and then feel all the tension go out of your head but remain in your ass. You can literally feel the blood start flowing in your brain again.
Well it's all set. I decided on the square peg egg in L/XL. I was going to nab a small slink too, but it didn't get me to the free shipping, and it's pretty expensive for what to me would be a novelty toy. "Roommates" are going on vacation for 20 days. I have everything in my cart ready to buy. I even charged up a gift card at the store claiming it was a gift for someone just so I could use it to buy all this slutty stuff without those nosies looking at my bank statement. I'm also thinking about getting some of that fake molly just because fuck it yolo. I really can't wait to move out, but this is going to be nice. Hopefully I'm not a mare by the time it's all over :3
>>11558613I have no clue how autocorrect changed "lurker" to "turkey" but I guess its fitting considering I have finger my bum.
>>11558239Any other tips to give, should I press down hard and grind at my prostate like I would a pestle to a mortar?
>>11557783Anything BD is overpriced shilled mid quality shit
>>11557854>>11557856THC doesn't absorb anally, THC lube is nothing but a scamLike rubbing vodka on your forehead, it's not gonna do shit
>>11557952>>11558001>>11558005>>11558008It doesn't, THC lube is a scam
>>11558152Why delay the inevitable
>>11558256>You're hole is too slutty, sounds likeThese toys rely on tightness below the sphincter, which is really just tension, which is a bad thing.
>>11558741More like a light massage or maybe bumping it as you thrust past it. You might have to press in a bit to hit the prostate specifically but it shouldnt take much pressure.More pressure does not necessarily equal more pleasure.>>11558748Isnt it supposed to be CBD not THC for lube? Never tried it and obviously wont get you high but I've heard it can help relax the ass.
I sound like a girl when getting fucked
>>11558749>Why delay the inevitableBecause I don't live on my own and I still have willpower and I'm not clouded by lust
>>11558795Easy fix, hookup with guys at their place
>>11558810I'm not gay anon, real men repulse me
>>11558813>I'm not gay anon, real men repulse meSounds like self hate. Accept yourselfThen accept cock into your bumI hope this helps
>>11558785I wanna hear it
>>11558746okay but rubbing vodka into your ass is gonna get you wasted fast so hence the assumption. You could absolutely be correc though, i have no idea. That other anons claims do sound outlandish
>>11558795Unless you have no privacy you dont need to worry so much about having a few toys and living with other people.Nobody will notice if you take a slightly longer shower because you were shoving things up your ass. Or if youre laying around squirming with a plug inside.It doesnt have to be an elaborate setup that requires your own place for a 5 hour brain melting session. It can just be some casual stuff occasionally.
>>11558594>Very messy though, might have to relegate this to playing in the shower only.TowelLubeshooterBowl Gloves1. Lay down on the towel2. Pour the lube your going to use in a bowl3. Fill shooter from bowl, having it in serpate bowel lets you reuse the shooter without contaimanting your main lube bottle4. Put a glove on and lube your toy up with it.If you do get a lube spill pour some salt over it, it will help dry out the lube and make it easier to clean
>>11558815I love myself though, that's how I know I'm not gay.>>11558832Like I said, maybe one day I'll fall off the edge thinking its an abyss only to hopefully realize its only waist deep instead of an endless abyss like I fear, but that day is not today anon. I will continue to endure the tingles and cravings from my naturally puffy hole but I will not indulge. I'll probably keep doing the external prostate stimulation and Kegels from time to time though, but not enough to cum from it since I'm on a year long no fap streak
retarded question but I got psyllium husk recently, does the stuff solidify fast even in a hot drink? I like drinking a single coffee over the course of 4 hours and wanted to add psyllium to it daily as long as it doesn't turn into some freaky forbidden gelatin
>>11558849anon the whole POINT is that it turns into freaky forbidden gelatin, thats what enhances your stool consistency
Which brand of psyllium husk do you anons buy?
>>11558342Quit reminding me of using the wii mote baseball bats in my ass. Just buy a toy meant for it
>>11558785So do I dude. It's crazy. I'm silent and stoic when I'm fucking a girl, but when I'm really getting it I can't control myself and it gets loud. The first time it was pretty embarrassing because someone else was with me. Then I intentionally kept quiet after that and he started making fun of me, and that was crazy hot and it didn't take me long to cum after that, so he rubbed my nose in that too, and that's when I found out I like getting bullied.
after my years I finally finished an entire bottle of X-lube, they weren't joking this is the most economical solution if to want lube.Where should I buy it again from? I think Topped toys sells it for $20-something plus shipping but wanted to know if you guys know where to buy it cheaper.
>>11558849wait you gave me a retarded ideahave you ever seen those products where it's like an electric coaster or mug that keeps your coffee hot?I want to get one and get my similarly degenerate electrician friend to turn down the voltage to keep my lube warm
>>11558877I mix my lube the same every time, I drink about half a bottle of purified water, and drop my Jlube in that. After I shake it up, and it's mixed, about an hour before I do my session I fill an insulated tall coffee cup with hot water and just drop the bottle in there. In an hour, and for hours later it's nice and toasty warm. >>11558858Kirkland tablets from Costco.
>>11558880shh let me overengineerjokes aside yeah I should just start mixing my own anyways now that my current bottle is running out
>>11558748I can't c why it wouldn't work.technically it isn't very different from just putting a tincture underneath your tongue. except the tincture is diluted in lube and you put it in yo ass
>>11558823Lol okayhttps://voca.ro/12VcH0i13GgM>>11558868I only make noise with anal and get really loud too. I put a pillow in front of my face to keep quiet.
>>11558872Mr S Leather might be cheaper depending on where youre shipping it.
>>11558872Years? Dafuq, I finish a bottle every 3-6 months!
>>11558872Oh man, I bought a 2pk of Jlube literally years ago and I'm down to my last serving. I sometimes wonder, like all those years ago I found Jlube because of these generals. And I never looked back. But now it seems like the general go to is Xlube, even though in the OP it's still Jlube. So how did everyone get on Xlube?
>>11558895lol you're probably the anon talking about leaking lube for hours on end after your sessions.:D
>>11558914Theyre the same thing just X-lube has no added sugars to aid with mixing (havent had any issues mixing X-lube personally) and instead more active ingredient so it has a higher yield of lube. And it should in theory have a longer shelf life.Not a huge reason to go either way but X-lube slightly edges out J-lube.
>blast my ass dildos frequentlyall is fine>immediately get a hemorrhoid after stopping for a few daysthe fuck?
>>11558948you know what must be done
>>11558891>>11558872turns out Mr S and Topped toys have about the same cost with shipping. ($42 vs $45)
>>11558895>Years? Dafuq, I finish a bottle every 3-6 months!I know there are bigger buttsluts here, so I'll note that I get 6 weeks when I play as much as I like, and my colon absorbs water fast when I'm dehydrated.
>>11556724this guy gets it, its like your entire body just morphs into a fuck hole
>>11558948the micro tears in your anus from the anal play might have been fine as long as you also did the cleanout.if that sounds accurate, keep washing that ass on the off days too. not enemas, but at least bidet-level clean.
>showed my gf my dildos and heels and rode one in front of her>she said it’s the hottest thing she’s ever seenSo excited to be her anal slut
Is there some way to stop the tingles and afterglow early after cumming my brains out for a while? It's legitimately making it impossible to sleep...
>>11558867Damn that's a good idea. wish I thought of that back in the day. Either way as the anon said the whole point is to use a game controller.
>>11559183not fucking your ass works
>>11559166>>showed my gf my dildos and heels and rode one in front of her>>she said it’s the hottest thing she’s ever seen>So excited to be her anal slut Next step is strapon obv.
how do you really know what others can hear
About to try first knotted dildo. Fucking hell this thing looks bigger than I thought.
>>11559258>how do you really know what others can hearYou don't. Especially with that oversimplified pic, audibility is affected more than peak amplitude.
>>11559262>About to try first knotted dildo. Fucking hell this thing looks bigger than I thought.What a cute starter toy, might as well order the larger sizes once you're hilting this one. Godspeed buttslut, let us know how it goes!
I really need to stop using cerave. I know it's not butt safe, but nothing works quite like it.
>>11558479Skill issue
>>11558594Use a lube shooter to put it in your ass instead of on your assSolved
>>11558643The AI version of Sabrina Carpenter's EspressoOr the AI version of Dua Lipa's HoudiniBoth are great with the slutty lyrics
>>11558827Alcohol and THC are not at all the same you retard>>11558768No, not CBD
>>11558889Ah yes of course, the mouth and the anus are totally the same... You're retarded
>>11558948So just don't stop
>>11559102It's truly the greatest
>>11559262What toy is it and what are the dimensionsRetard you didn't even post banana for scale
>>11559294Xlube is vastly superior now shut up
>>11559294The lotion? Or the cream? I really like hair cream, on the shower it works so well, really wanted to find some actual lube like it
Sizing up isnt worth it in the end bros....I really want 2 new dildos that Ive been eyeing but they are quite literally 200 each and Im too broke. I remember a time my dildos would cost like 30-40 bucks, fuck
>>11559258Any where other then a library you'll be fine, besides if people here buzzing they're not going to assume to you got a butt plug in, just say it's a insulin pump if you really worried
>>11559246I mean technically I didn't, I'm the anon that keeps waking up to full body orgasms from doing kegels in my sleep or something. I've been riding them out though, really should have just let it subside so it still is my mistake. I think I managed to stretch it out like 2 hours without realizing how long I was keeping it going.Surprisingly not very tired today after that.
What's the play on the Neotori comfy wearwolf?Standard or Firm?
Got a himsith with the suction cup attachment but it seems to require an almost perfect setup otther wise the suction comes off. Whats a good set up for this? I tried to use it well sitting on a stoll and my ass hanging off but can't quite get then agle right
>>11557188>I'm not seeing the tablet on the official site rn, but they also have gel pills and shotsReading the entire page for the softgels, the guys at xum are taking safety seriously enough to recognize the smaller tabs could cause problems later, so they pulled those from the catalog and replaced with the 25mg softgels. Stated that if any negative press or heavy abuse takes place then the rest of the PLUR line could get pulled as well, the goal being safe experiences instead of feeding fiends and junkies and ruining it for everyone.
>>11559435The suction cup attachment does kind of suck. Just use ducttape or elastic bands to keep it in place
>>11556252How do I get rid of blue balls without having to stop edging?
Actually just got my first handsfree orgasm after 7 years of trying and it was without penetration lol.Bought a massage gun because I had some knot in my lower back for a while that was bothering me. Coombrained as I am, the first thing that comes to my mind is to use it on my dick and asshole, lo and behold, using that thing on the outside of your asshole and partly the perineum feels fucking amazing. Anyways the vibrations are so insanely stong they radiated all the way to my prostate without even needing insertion, I was leaking mega amounts of precum until I finally came.Not sure Ill be doing it too often though, my asshole is sore as fuck, that shit was intense jesus
