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Hismith anons, what's your fav way to use it?
Just got mine delivered and doing a session tuesday

asking once again for recommendations for bottles for lube mixing with wide botteneck that makes them easier to clean

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>>11576394
Get a shaker bottle, their wide neck and cheap(I don't use the shaker your choose) .
Salt will help if your using jlube otherwise hot water helps with xlube

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>>11576389
angled upward 45 degrees, sitting on a chair backwards, or on a stool

>>11576386
QotD

Gotta be topped toys

>>11576389
Semi erect dick bent backwards and off the edge of a chair while the machine is pointed directly horizonal so it's pounding my prostate with every thrust

Then I just find a good video sync pattern on xtoys and melt my brain with the lights off and headphones on while high on THC

>>11576386
>No thread name

>Qotd
God

>>11576413
Also early. I don't know why anons are so excited to jump the gun. There was no reason to leave the last thread. You post new /gen/ when current /gen/ is in the last spot. Another thread died to have a second half assed anal thread.
OP is an asshole. Jannies should delete this.

>>11576419
No bj link in op

>>11576421
Oh yeah look at that, it's totally gone >_> yep. Not there. Definitely nothing to get triggers about. Yep, just don't click the link.

>>11576419
Quit your bitching

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I'm really curious and I want to ask about the prostate. How does it feel? Is it good? Do you actually feel pleasure from it, or does it just make your cock feel better, or the rest of your body tingle, or something like that? How different is it from a regular penis orgasm?

I got directed here after asking elsewhere, so idk whether this gets asked a lot or not.

>>11576422
>Oh yeah look at that, it's totally gone >_> yep. Not there. Definitely nothing to get triggers about. Yep, just don't click the link.
Not the op btw, I just pointed out the lack of thread title

>>11576421
>>11576422

At least it's not being forced down our throats anymore, maybe you retards can stop shitting up the thread moaning about it the whole time

>>11576436
Feels different, hard to explain exactly but you can feel it entirely in your ass, it's not just a dick sensation enhancer

Though you can absolutely get a better cock orgasm from anal too

>>11576436
I think prostate and depth sensitivity vary from person to person. I for one barely feel anything when my prostate is massaged or pressed on by a big toy, but once that same toy passes the second ring I'm drooling and leaking like crazy.

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>>11576394
>asking once again for recommendations for bottles for lube mixing with wide botteneck that makes them easier to clean
>>11576362

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>>11576394
Sports bottle with the pop close lids and screw off top. When you mix it, don't put the lid on, just cover the top with your hand and shake it until all the globs and powder is mixed in, then put the lid on and you wont have any bits of unmixed power blocking it. The way you can push the bottle against a dildo, squeeze out some lube, and then push the lid closed on the dildo makes the sports bottle perfect desu.
>>11576389
On all fours, back arched, watching training videos until I can take it at full speed and then I just stay there until I cum or feel satisfied. I just spent a good 2 hours working my way up to 100% speed and then back down and then up again, felt so so good

>>11576436
>How does it feel?
depends on how into it you are
if youre not horny at all itll just be uncomfortable
if you are then it feels incredible
>Is it good?
if youre even mildly submissive, it will feel very good. and this effect snowballs the more of a slut you train yourself to be
>Do you actually feel pleasure from it, or does it just make your cock feel better, or the rest of your body tingle, or something like that?
all of the above
for me its ignoring my dick, riding a dildo, and teasing nipples
>How different is it from a regular penis orgasm?
its a fair bit more work. id say the payoff is worth it. its much more intense

sounds like its too late for you desu. no one but buttsluts get "really curious" about getting their ass fucked.
just get a small plug/massager and a smallish dildo and try and see what works for you. start with your usual song and dance, then once youre super horny, add in the buttstuff.

>>11576435
No. This thread is low effort and unnecessary.

>>11576444
>At least it's not being forced down our throats anymore, maybe you retards can stop shitting up the thread moaning about it the whole time
I had a prostate orgasm last time did deepthroat on machine
So, anal related

>>11576444
I'm in favor of moaning and shoving it down my throat

>>11576496
>>11576525
>>11576526

Stfu samefag homosperg you got boring 3 threads ago

So anyways, by how much do y'all size up when buying a new dildo, both girth and length

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>>11576543
Dude. I don't like the thread was shoddily made. I'm not doing anything but complaining about it, and it was shoddily made, there can be no argument. OP sucks cocks in this instance.

>>11576419
>I don't know why anons are so excited to jump the gun
This may come as a shock to you, but the sorts of people who want to come to an alternative-hentai board to discuss sticking things up their asses are, in fact, huge faggots

>>11576553
ill probably be the lone faggot to say this, but i dont think chasing size, alone, is very constructive.
i just look for something "new" about it. something i dont already have with another toy. like my last newest one from like a year ago, is just a lifelike one. its a big lifelike one, admittedly. but its not comically big. like 8" insertable. decently thick, but not actually as girthy as my thickest toys. the thing that was new about it, and why i bought it, was because its got a firm (but still bendable) lifelike core to it, up until the last maybe inch and a half. then the head has more "give" and is wayy more squishy than the shaft. omg. hes my fav now.
so maybe if i was to get a new one, id get something much more firm, as i dont have a glass/metal dilly or anything super hard like that yet

i hope that makes sense and isnt just rambling
you can obv still just get a bigger one if thats something you dont have yet. i just dont buy this idea that always going bigger is gonna be better. past a point, i think its actually counterproductive. id much rather he have something "novel" going on. something to set him apart from the other guys

>>11576615
it makes sense to me. I already got Big Richard, I don't want a Godzilla quite yet. Let's try those weird looking ridges!

>>11576615
Idk I really like sizing up especially with girth but maybe thats cause I get off on feeling stretched and trying to conquer a new bigger dildo. Id say trying a knot or flared head or even something curved can be fun too though. Or even going from something bigger but softer than what youre used to can be a lot of fun

>>11576626
i had chuck. he was the one before that newest one. he was my awakening that im not actually a sizequeen. hes "only" 6-7 insertable, but youre just not getting down that far anyways. very smooth and firm as all hell but gets soooooo stupid thick just below the head. when he comes out, its usually ogre in like 5mins. but its rare he comes out. hes a strong color. feels like being ripped in half. needed something less extreme.
saw ppl online before talking about how they liked lifelikes that had softer heads. said it felt more real. not wrong. you can still totally pound yourself, but it has that slight more give to it.

>>11576629
im not into the dog/dragon dicks personally lol but yea you get it
its about having different options. they fill different roles. its still nice to have a range of sizes, so i guess at first you are just gonna be gradually sizing up
i just think if something isnt doing it for you, and its already big, maybe look around for something else other than just raw size

>>11576615
Nope. I gave up on that shit a long time ago. I found something that I liked and stuck with it. I'm not tossing shit here or anything, but I think a lot of the size queens maybe like the idea of the wrongness of it all and are riding that wave.
I'm not bothering to post pics in this low quality thread.

>>11576446
>>11576453
>>11576469
Can you describe how it feels in detail? Like you're selling someone on it, telling them what they're missing out on.

>>11576704
not any of those anons but what you're asking cannot be answered in full because each body is different. What I enjoy from anal may not be what other fag enjoys. Why I enjoy it is also very likely different from why others (might) enjoy it.
The "why" actually does matter. I am very sexually submissive and lowk don't quite like my dick. So when I'm in the right headspace of horny, being fucked is what I yearn for. My bf can easily get me there in minutes. But when I'm alone, I have to be in that headspace before even considering grabbing the dildo, getting the lube, firing up the vibrator/magic wand, etc.
Physically, the whole-body orgasms are the number one thing that you're missing. Even if you can't get yourself to cum from anal only (it takes a while till you figure that one out), cumming with a vibrator or just jacking off while you ride a dildo is a huge upgrade from regular handjob.
My bf loves to fuck me doggy or prone. So I ride the dildo mounted on the wall. This way I also train my body and mind to further associate the posture with pleasure. Enough time of doing that has now made it almost a guarantee that I'll cum handsfree with my bf, which makes him very happy as well.

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POST SOME FUCKING IMAGES YOU STUPID FAGGOT RETARDS

>>11576704
Feels like you're a girl and you are getting fucked

>>11576436
>does it just make your cock feel better
Not as such. The feeling radiates from your ass into the rest of your body and kinda makes you lose control and mentally go blank
>How different is it from a regular penis orgasm?
It can be more intense, but the majority of the pleasure comes from the experience of being fucked even before orgasm

>>11576791
>Feels like you're a girl
nta but I wish that were true </3

>the sensation of the head popping into your hole
I get chills every single time

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>>11576791
This. I roll out gush after gush of pre that it reminds me of how a super horny wet woman must feel who's leaving a wet spot in her panties. Then if all goes well I don't have a normal cum. I have a whole other bone rattling cum that lasts minutes, and is such a strain on my body I need a whole day to recover from being weak in the knees.

>>11576588
Didn't ask no one cares

>>11576615
Well I wanna go thicker and deeper

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>>11576754
>>11576791
>>11576793
>>11576824
>>11576839
Wow that... does sound pretty good. I'm a little scared to try it because there's a nonzero chance I become a raving buttslut with an insatiable need for it.

>>11576798
It's true for some of us

>>11576870
Yeah but you'll get to have far superior orgasms the rest of your life

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>>11576870
>Wow that... does sound pretty good. I'm a little scared to try it because there's a nonzero chance I become a raving buttslut with an insatiable need for it.
Same, after all these years lurking here, I've only put two fingers in me a week or two ago but I have been practicing kegals a lot. I haven't cum at all in over a year so I decided if I ever do it will be by anal

>>11576868
You obviously do, you straight, closet queen fat virgin.

The past two times I've tried to clean out with an enema, I've put the nozzle in, gently squeezed, and it feels like it just starts leaking out around the edges of my hole. The nozzle is fully inserted, I'm definitely empty, so why is this happening? Am I trying to put too much in too fast?

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>>11576870
You obvisouly want it. Why jerk off for a few minutes when you can relaxing lay down let a fuck machine pound you and expierence bliss for 2-3 hours

>>11576917
Well, because I already have really intense nipple orgasms, and I usually goon for a few hours in front of my computer. Adding an anal dildo to my fap sessions seems like a hassle.

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Someone on here said they mix white food dye in with the lube they use is it safe to put food dye up your ass I kinda want to try it?

>>11576925
Titanium Dioxide though due to it's density it tends to clump together and settle so you need to really mix it with your lube with every use

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>>11576921
So what your telling me is you're a natrual. A fucking machine or vibe (lovense edge or gush) or a nexus revo would be an easy add

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>>11576921
Speaking from experience, nipple and prostate orgasms go hand-in-hand. I don't know how it works, but whenever I rub my nipples, it "awakens" my prostate. I always play with my nipples and do anal together.

>>11576921
Orgasms through anal are way more satisfying than normal fapping. Back when I was gooning to porn I would do it daily, but now that Im into anal I do it maybe 2 times a week

A good hour long session and every drop of cum is drained

>>11576934
>>11576935
...a natural? Oh gosh. That "awakens the prostate" thing kinda sounds familiar. Sometimes if my body is really into it, I can fap while touching my nipples and it'll make me have continuous dry orgasms for as long as I want.

>>11576917
Facts, esp if you get high on weed and zone out to anal hypno

>>11576953
The orgasms you could be having right now...

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How loud are fucking machines? I kind of want one but I live with people.

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>>11576987
If your walls and doors are thin, they will be able to hear it. It's quiet but still makes noise. You also have to maintain them, like lubricating the reciprocating parts or it will be much louder as well.

>>11576987
Build a buttfuck pillow fort.

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I think for the people who haven't experienced there are 2 different things. Cumming, and an orgasm. I used to think the female orgasm was a myth or something they just all faked but now I do not.

>>11576987
Can only speak for the hismith premium 3 but unless you've got it going 2.5 thrusts per second or faster, you don't have to worry about noise

You can save the turbo fucking for when they're not home your ass will thank you for not going full tilt right away

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>>11576925
It highly depends on the type of dye. It must be safe for contact with mucous membranes. Allowed in both lipstick and eye areas is a good indicator. Or if it outright says it's okay for mucous membranes.
Consult the lists:
https://www.fda.gov/cosmetics/cosmetic-ingredient-names/color-additives-permitted-use-cosmetics
https://echa.europa.eu/cosmetics-colorant

In particular, pure titanium dioxide is fine. The EU freaked out at one point and said it was bad but then they said they made an error and consider it fine again.

>>11576933
If the lube is thick enough and the powder is fine enough it should hold a "stable" dispersion without issue. Assuming a PEO lube like an x-lube mix, it shouldnt take much to get to that point unless the titanium dioxide has big particles. You may want to add the titanium dioxide to the water first and shake it up before adding the thickener so it's already dispersed before the lube is thickened.

I feel so stupid not being able to figure out what muscles I need to relax to let in larger toys
I know in a literal sense which ones they are, but I can't make the mental connection to actually do anything about it

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>>11577077
>You may want to add the titanium dioxide to the water first and shake it up before adding the thickener so it's already dispersed before the lube is thickened.
I do this, I put 1 drop off the white food bye in a 50ml syringe tube and full it up with water, the dye gets diluted by the water

after the fill line I put a half cap of X-lube and put the plunger in. next shake for 30 secs and let rest for 10 min

after that it should be ready to use, I already made & used mine for the day, I squirted all of it inside me & fucked myself with a dildo, gaped myself to get all that cum lube out

>>11576871
i am agp and always wished i was a girl. best i can do is be a femfag and make my man cum. quite unfortunate that I cant further escalate :sob:

>>11577086
Don't feel stupid you just need more practice, I used to get frustrated at myself and now I can feel when I am relaxed enough to feel it turn from grippy asshole to sloppy asspussy

>>11577107
No one cares what mental illness you have literally didn't ask

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>Can take a 2” harder silicone dildo without too much warmup
>can’t take a hilt 75 all the way even after multiple half hour long attempts
I know it’s a skill issue, but can anybody suggest some toys that will help bridge the gap?

>>11577186
The hilt is tricky to get all the way in. I have an 85 and I can get it almost all the way by sitting on it and just breathing/relaxing as I put my body weight on it but to get the last knot in there all the way I have to shift my hips up toward my belly button if that makes sense. Or I have to reach around and push it in. Its pretty intense when you get it all the way but desu I prefer just bouncing on the head and first knot. Just keep working on it and youll get it all the way in there bro

>>11577186
Well you're trying to go from 2 to 2.4" in one jump, get a 2.2" intermediary dildo

>>11577186
If you're not using xlube you're severely handicapping yourself

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>>11576543

>>11576436
When people joke about the meaning of life..
Yeah, I'm sorry, we've been gatekeeping it, new homofren.

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cool, DIY colonoscopy

Following these threads have made me realize I need to take masturbation more seriously.

I can't stop taking this XXXL dildo every night like omg it's so good. It's like I'm having the best sex of my life every session aaaaa

>>11576386
>Has anyone used the BD Anubis? Or Seraphina?
>Knotted and usable as a buttplug?

Thanks to the Anon who mentioned needing space behind the knot and the comparison of the Diego/Fenrir ones falling out or being usable like that. Still want to know if anyone has first hand experience.

>>11577296
Vat ist das?

What a fun thread. I'm going back to the other one that is literally still there. This one is shit.

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>Think about maybe considering trying butt stuff
>Want to experience it at least once
>Lurk in thread and read what people are saying
>"Oh yeah I fill my WHOLE ASS up with giant arm-length poles every night!"

...man it sounds like some of you REALLY fell down the rabbit hole, huh?

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>>11577377
more like stuff fell down my hole :3

>>11577377
Dunno about size play, but buying a fucking machine is a life changing experience. You'll never want to go back from getting your butt plapped every night.

>>11577383
>Buying a fucking machine
Anon, Grindr is right there.

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>>11577385
>interacting with people

>>11577385
I don't want to fuck MEN. I want to fuck HORSES, and DOGS. A machine can give me that, Grindr can't.

>>11576436
Rubbing it feels good but for me maybe not enough to cum from it alone.

>>11577348
it's a depth training dildo/plug with a camera on the tip

>>11577416
Kinda hot

not exactly anal related but is it worth it to buy a fleshlight as an extension for the hismith fuckmachine? Anyone tried this?

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>>11577216
I’ve heard about the sitting and putting your body weight on it technique, but it always ends up collapsing under me, and kind of noodling. But I could give it another try.


>>11577219
Probably. Though I would rather a good multi use plug than another dildo.

>>11577221
I have been for a while now. Though my mixing ratios aren’t the best.

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>>11577377
The feeling of being filled up to the absolute maximum and then feeling your ass being stretched out is.... to say the least, very addicting. But eventually you will get used to your current biggest dildo so then you need to go bigger again.

That being said, my new 8cm girth dildo is coming in the mail within the next 2 days, my current biggest I have taken is 7.3cm..... wish me luck

>>11577273
>Posts an extremely modified version of 4ch

Lol lmao even, like that's remotely trustworthy

Post relevant discussion, images, or fuck off

>>11577316
Which one

>>11577364
Good riddance whiny cunt

>>11577385
>Anon, Grindr is right there.
>Anon, STDs are right there.

FTFY

>>11577389
just borrow one from your local white woman

>>11577389
>I want to fuck HORSES
ok mr hands

>>11577389
>I don't want to fuck MEN. I want to fuck HORSES


Future Darwin award winner right here

You gonna at least stream it?

>>11577377
yea you should just take it easy, itll honestly be more fun, and you wont have to shit in a diaper when youre like 40 lol.
leave the unbridled raw hedonism to the retards

i think a good rule of thumb is to start smaller than your own, and work your way up to a bit larger than your own. youll know by then what you like/dont like, and which way you want to go with all of this

>>11577522
anon got dubs so them they have to

>>11577389
My grandpa was a fireman way back in the day. He always told me this story about this apartment building fire they went to. They were going down the hallways and heard all this barking and a woman screaming. They break the door down and some woman is knotted by her big ass great dane who's in a panic because of the fire and had been running around the room dragging her around.
You could always get a great dane.

Years ago I went through a bit of a "phase". I did a lot of anal back then and I remember I reached an orgasm once that was fantastic, body shakes, moans, and I could essential go again instantly with no change to hornyness

Lately I started trying again but the only thing I get after not masturbating for a week or so are slow brew penile orgasm in disguise (post nut clarity/ Refractory period). Any of you have had similar issues? How do I get this feeling back - I know it's alot about mindset but maybe I'm missing something. I remember back then it kinda surprised me so I don't know what I did "right"

guys when should I stop
I don't want to ruin my ass
is a bad dragon medium too big?

>>11577576
If you take your time, and listen to your body and don't use any numbing things or drugs that lower pain thresholds you'll be fine. In fact you'll have much more control over everything happening back there than the normies. Like anon said before
>Most people skip anal day at the gym

>>11577581
sure but I don't want my asshole to look gross and huge

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>>11577576
>>11577582
with how much you worry, I doubt you'll ever make it that far.
I've taken dildos as wide as coke can and it doesn't show, but I:
take it slow, use plenty of lube, and don't play with my butt every day (but I wish I could).

keep your sphincter tight by squeezing it frequently and you'll never worry about incontinence. - it's a muscle after all. >>11575690

>>11576704
when you wet orgasm from it (you cum and get sperm everywhere) it feels like a more intense normal orgasm, feels like a much more massive release, like i'd say for me its atleast twice as powerful
now if you dry orgasm, thats where things change from the normal sensation, you achieve it by building up that rising feeling of pleasure more and more to the point where it feels like you've gone past the point you'd normally orgasm, but your dick is hardly if at all stimulated enough to actually ejaculate, so you just ride the pent up feeling while your penor keeps begging for some kind of release. the result is a dry orgasm where you basically kind of feel like your whole body became one big sexual organ because the rising pleasure just kept growing and growing throughout your body
and you can hold it there for several minutes because its not a release, it will last for as long as you can concentrate on the pleasure
in my case it usually ends short because i panic from how hard it makes my heart beat

>>11577582
then dont do the weird meme dildos with giant spikes and shit on them. take days off. use excessive amounts of lube. dont be demented enough to want to fuck a horse in the first place. or any combination of the above.
im sure you can "get away with" nearly anything, so long as you take your time, are careful, and dont reach for the XXXL big chungus every night

the big thing is its just rude to whoevers fucking you, to have your shit looking like a windsock. which shouldnt be too hard to avoid. just dont act like youre a fucking cartoon. let the stupid faggots online figure out the hard way why youre not supposed to masturbate daily with a two-liter sized arch-dragon dong or whatever tf

>>11576436
Without any prostate stimulation anal penetration feels uncomfortable, but in a good way, think of like stretching a stiff muscle or like a deep tissue massage. Even when you find the prostate it doesn't feel good at first. At first it's sort of like a feeling of pressure. Sort of like you need to pee but not really. Then it sort of develops into this feeling of warmth centered in your ass but spreading over your body. Then you get this electric like feeling. Your entire body become super sensitive and everything starts feeling good you get these waves of euphoria that like build on top of each other. This is where things get tricky because past this point you might orgasm. You'll get desperate to cum but you'll also start loosing the coordination to make yourself come. Similarly the pleasure might get so intense you'll stop playing with your ass and the pleasure will back down so you may get stuck in this plateau. If you have a partner who can keep going or if you can like keep it together long enough while you're fucking your own ass (or you like own a fuck machine but I don't have that kind of money) at this point you will have an orgasm.

>>11577653
An anal orgasm is completely different from a penis orgasm. When you orgasm with your penis its an intense burst of pleasure centered on your penis that almost pops up out of nowhere and then you rapidly come down and your penis is too sensitive for a bit. When you orgasm with your prostate it sort of feels like it's coming from your ass but it also feels like it's coming from your entire body its much more intense with an onset and an offset and it doesn't stop! You can go into another orgasm as the last one finishes hell you can have an orgasm while you're middle of another orgasm. Personally I become uncontrollably/feral horny and slutty when I get close to orgasm I will do anything to keep the feeling going. Is anal orgasm better than penis orgasm? They're different but both are good and they both have their time and place. It's like saying is a steak better than a hamburger? Sure in some ways, but one takes way more time to achieve, requires prep work, sometimes you just want something quick etc. An anal orgasm might take me anywhere from 20 to 40 minutes to achieve compared to like say 5ish minutes for a penis orgasm.

>>11577655
The best thing about butt sex to me is that the effects last! I will have this heightened sense of pleasure for several hours after an anal orgasm that will even make a penis orgasm feel several times better and you can get to a different anal orgasm way faster if you're in that post orgasm period. Personally I can't ejaculate when I anal orgasm I can only "dry orgasm" I've tried to do it for several years but I can't without constant penis stimulation and when I am by myself that's time better spent focusing on my ass. Now when I have a partner it's more feasible but it's not my favorite way to cum. I also really enjoy chastity play (shocking I know). The appeal of chastity is that before you start with the butt stuff it helps with keeping you horny. The hornier I am the faster and easier I can go through the phases of an anal orgasm. The other nice thing about chastity is that it helps keep you on the edge of orgasm and the post orgasm feeling going longer. You can sort of get the best of both worlds if you keep a vibrator going on your cage as you're getting your ass fucked. I've had some of the most intense orgasms of my life that way I'm talking about I literally pissed myself, lost the ability to speak or walk for a minute or two intense. Like my partner got scared and thought I was having a seizure.

>>11577377
lurker popping in just to say that i've been doing this stuff for ~10 years with very normal sizes, so you don't have to escalate until you're shoving volleyballs inside. my personal experience:

>curiosity leads a finger inside during a shower
>"thats kinda nice actually"
>years follow of fingers & household objects because i couldn't (at the time) safely own toys
>move out, finally able to start "getting serious" & chasing the prostate orgasm
>training arc time
>chastity, anal-only sessions, enemas, bigger & longer toys, following guides
>hunting down the prostate orgasm like its a job
>slowly but completely lose interest over the course of 2-odd years because its all a huge fucking hassle for very little gain
>3 years later
>remember how good it feels to be full
>buy a few toys to just enjoy things the way i started
>so much better than standard fapping
>naturally progressing into anal-only sessions
>actually enjoying it this time around

the best advice i could give is to try things out and find what you like. following the buttslut-approved prostate hunter's regimen with the wrong mindset ruined a great thing for me, though I know multiple people who thrived with exactly the same regimen. the only "right" way to shove things in your ass is the way that feels good (and doesn't cause health issues, please study up on what you're putting in there)

>QotD: bad dragon's quality is the best i've felt so far but my god does my wallet weep for it. hoping to try some other makers anons have mentioned

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What do you messy sluts put down when playing? I tend to just have some gym towels beneath me to help catch all the lube and pre that will be leaking out of me, but I remember before in the threads people had some kind of washable waterproof mat or something that people used to deal with all that. [spoiler] I also really wanna try having a peegasm but don’t want to ruin my floor

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wish i could find the source for this

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Alright /analgen/ time for an unasked for long blogpost.

After 3 years or so of trying from time to time I finally hit a prostate orgasm, three to be exact in about two hours non stop. This proved to me that I do NOT have a sensitive ass yet and that the rentry was right on a lot of things. My problem came down to two main things, one was mindset, two was the type of stimulation.
All this time I've been rushing and edging as if it were a normal jacking off session but it does not work like that at all, it's more or so a buildup you have to work for until it just comes. I did have my previous sessions where I had an Edge 2 in while jacking off and it does make the usual orgasm much stronger but my post-nut clarity is brutal and I want to kms right after, so it was not exactly worth it long run. After trying for years with a bunch of toys with no satisfactory results I gave a chinesium PureWand knockoff a chance to see if I was going succeed and not lose a lot of money once I get the actual thing.
BINGO, it was also a matter of getting the right tool. I'm not sensitive yet so P orgasm is probably the easiest way to start for complete newfags like me. Last O I switched to the Edge 2 on low and it worked. I do think clean up is annoying but now I see why you all put up with it. No "post-nut clarity" nor any energy low whatsoever, I could immediately continue my self torment.

Now that I had a real taste I fear I have to chase the dragon. What now? How does one get to find just anal stimulation pleasurable?

Bit off topic for the gen but I did try a few cages over time for the denial aid but only the FRRK 240 cup was comfortable enough to deny any contact and help without strangling my dick or balls.

>>11576436
For me it was more or so a general sensation inside that radiates. Intense enough to catch me breathless and lose my shit for a moment. Thrice.

>>11577377
I'd start with a 316L steel wand first before anything that vibrates. I find the Edge 2 too distracting.

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>>11577794
>I also really wanna try having a peegasm but don’t want to ruin my floor
I wear a chastity cage with a tube and just put a condom over it,
you can try to wear just the condom but it might slip off if you get soft while fucking yourself.

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>>11577794
I just use a 6x8 XPO tarp (heavy duty/waterproof and less than $30) and layer towels on top for comfort. Towels get the majority of liquid, then just hose it off in the shower or scrub clean after and you're done.

>>11577448
>That being said, my new 8cm girth dildo is coming in the mail within the next 2 days, my current biggest I have taken is 7.3cm..... wish me luck

My new 8cm dildo came in today, it didnt fit :( there was one part it just wouldnt go past, wonder if I hit my limit lol

>>11577543
Kek if true

>>11577576
You don't have to worry even if you get a horse dildo unless you end up taking it daily lel

But you wouldn't be THAT big a slut right

>>11577582
I was over in gif looking at the femboys farting while getting fucked thread (gone now) and there was this dude taking a monster huge cock and his ass was completely gaped but then he could wink it and it would make the most amazing slurping sounds and didn't look gross or huge at all.

>>11577576
>looseness concern
I take huge toys 3 hours daily, fucking machine and riding wall.
Guys, not knowing about my toys, remark about my tightness.
If they are just looking to dump their load, sub 30 sec.
And the guys that want to last longer - a few squeezes of my ass squeezes and milks them, they cum really fast.
The loose holes seem to be those that rarely play.

>>11577820
Small condom works with large flaccid uncut, put condom entrance under foreskin.
But the cage is more reliable.

>>11577976
haha yeah who would ever take horse cock daily, lol
surely nobody does THAT, right

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Here is my suggestion for the next /analgen/ OP template. Feel free to update or add to it so next time our general has more information.

SUBJECT:
/analgen/ - Anal Toys & Masturbation

BODY:
This is a thread dedicated to sharing pictures, stories and advice about anal masturbation and sex.
The more pictures, the better!

>Question of the day
(Put question here)

Previous thread
(Put previous thread link here)

>FAQ -Please read before posting!
https://rentry.org/analgenfaq

*NEW* Prostate stimulation guide
https://www.pspot.info/

>Regdude's Technical guide to anal
https://github.com/regdude/anal

>Panty's Guide to Anal Training
https://imgchest.com/p/vj4j8j6978m

>SurfboardPotato's Guide to Prostate Play
https://old.reddit.com/r/CumFromAnal/comments/8w065w/a_guide_to_prostate_orgasms_from_someone_very/

>The Lighter Test & What It Does
It's a way to know if your chinesium toy is in fact silicone. Follow this guide:
https://dangerouslilly.com/2014/03/deciphering-results-of-flame-test/

>Anon’s Guide to Knotting
https://rentry.org/anons-dildo-knotting-guide

>Say hello
https://tagmap.io/tag/analgen

>Sock & Condom Stretching
https://imgur.com/SJf78lU

>Anon does the math with J-Lube
https://imgur.com/a/cuLRo2u

>JLube Testing by /ftt/ ScienceAnon
https://pastebin.com/EJsAc4GU

>Cleaning techniques and alternative methods
https://pastebin.com/FLWghXvy

>Mindgasm
https://mindgasm.net/

>Slim Shell Mold Making Tutorial (DIY Dildos)
https://files.catbox.moe/m7ansn.pdf

>Fantasy Toy Directory
https://fantasytoybox.net/

>Squarepeg health and safety guide, and plugging guide
https://www.squarepegtoys.com/health-safety-guide/
https://www.squarepegtoys.com/plugs/

End
I just added the squarepeg stuff because I thought it was all incredibly informative and helpful, but if you think it's too lowbrow to have a toy company link in OP I would understand that.
Anyone else have any useful resources that can be added?

>>11578065
If we've got shit like mindgasm in the OP putting something actually intelligent like the squarepeg guide is fine

>>11578065
nobody reads these old ass links anyway, get rid of them all.

>>11578065
>no oral
Why even live

>>11578030
>haha yeah who would ever take horse cock daily, lol
>surely nobody does THAT, right
Ofc no one interested enough in anal to put up with trolling bottoms would ever do that.

It's interesting that THC helps some anons loosen up. For me it makes me unable to properly relax. Booze opens me right up though.

fellow buttpeople, I need advice. I've always played with my butt. I have no problem with that and I'm a straight man. but I'm married. my wife would want nothing with that and I don't consider letting her know.

how the hell do I do butt stuff, safely, without having a dildo at home?

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Holy crap, the anons that recommended Evening Primrose Oil were right. That stuff warms my hole up and made me super horny. Like, literally cannot stop thinking about getting filled right now

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>>11578112
for me the alcohol is to help me lose inhibition, (especially after work & listening to 2000s club hits, songs to get my freak on) and the weed is to raise my senses, helps me listen to my body better & give it what it wants to make it cum.
it kinda slipped in a into intox fetish but whatever, I know how to handle myself.
https://youtu.be/EJilqoZ3ExY
https://youtu.be/gfWQ1r6IQrY

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>>11578123
>>11575523
>>11577178
>>11577425
OP here, glad to hear my hypothesis was right!
how long have you been trying the evening primrose oil, and when did you start to notice the arousal effect?
can you also tell us how often/when you take the oil?

>>11578132
Not sure but a lot of that EPO guys posts were basically copied directly from this article. If that matters to you at all.
https://www.thepinknews.com/2025/06/20/how-to-boof-progesterone-explainer-boofing-progesterone/

>>11578132
Got my bottle just the other day and I've only used it twice so far. Once on the day of on Saturday and once today.
I mixed it with my j lube, and shot it inside me not expecting much on the first try. But it's got a nice warm sensation and made me crave anal for maybe an hour. I didn't have time tonight but I just wanted to test it out so had to sit and be happy with just listening to hypno about anal.
I wonder why it does that?

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>>11578120
>how the hell do I do butt stuff, safely, without having a dildo at home?
plenty of non-phallic toys out there if you're worried about raising suspicion, as for where you store it maybe in a lockbox stored in your car, assuming it's not a cheap toy that'll get melted by heat or something. Fingers is also a free & easy.

sucks not being able to share kinks with a spouse, whether because it's embarrassing or just because you're worried what they'll think.

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Enby penis haver here, out of nowhere my gf got really into the idea of fucking me with a dildo and i decently enjoyed it, i like the feeling of her liking it more than anything.
How to i get over the embarrasment of being flaccid half the time? I feel like i'm trying more to get an erection rather than enjoying my ass.
Also i felt like i was gonna piss myself lmao is that normal

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>>11578319
Not being able to stay hard with something in your ass isnt uncommon. It isnt a worthy indicator of enjoyment or horniness or anything. Varies a lot for different people.
Personally i cant stay hard at all with something in my ass. Even with constant penis stimulation I'll just cum totally soft. Zero issue holding an erection without something in my ass.
I think it's kinda hot. My dick just gives up and knows it's unnecessary while I'm getting stuffed.

>Also i felt like i was gonna piss myself lmao is that normal
Sometimes it can feel like that especially if youre new to anal. Hitting the bladder is also possible.

>>11578120
Carrot, cucumber, zucchini with a condom. Ive done it before, its safe if you do it well.
Your wife might think youre cheating on her though if she finds condoms, might be worse than her finding a dildo

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>>11578319
>How to i get over the embarrasment of being flaccid half the time?
No need to be embarrassed. It's normal [spoiler]and hot[/spoiler] to be limp when being fucked. Since you already like the feeling of her liking it, then all you have to do is give in fully and focus on her pleasure. Talk to her and see how you can make it hotter for her.
"Bottoming" is just as much about making your partner happy as it is about trying to achieve an anal orgasm.
>felt like i was gonna piss myself
She's hitting your bladder. Maybe try a different strap-on or go slower, you slut :3

>>11578319
Oh man, I don't mean to tell you your business, and it sounds like you have the tiger by the tail and all, but as someone who's struggled before with women in the bedroom, thinking about it isn't going to help at all. Look deep into her eyes, and lose yourself in the moment if you can. Let her tie you up and blindfold you if that's what it takes. For me, personally, I lose myself in the taboo of it all. The wrongness. The role reversal. The deep submission of letting someone inside you. My issue in bed was my gf wanted to make me cum with her mouth, but my dick was too fat for her mouth, and she wasn't all that fantastic at them. And desu, I'm not a huge fan unless I'm fucking a throat. Normally we would just move past it, and when enough time went by, or I started going soft I would take the aggressor role and take her ass or her pussy, or just jack off into her mouth. Her handjobs were effortless btw. Like I'm honestly the best handjob giver in the world I've been giving myself them for so long, so she has to do something different to compete with my clean efficiency in that department. One day she asked
>How come I can never make you cum with blowjobs?
I didn't really know what to say, so I just made her feel better, and lied and told her she was great at them and I don't cum because I want them to last and all sorts of shit because I could tell she was deeply hurt by this. Now she's on a mission and all I can think about is cumming for her and I was never fucking able to.

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I tried the finger in the shower method, and OH MY GOD.

I've never tried butt stuff before, so I didn't expect much. Based on what I've heard, I thought I'd be digging around for some tiny, specific, exact spot, and I might feel a bit of pressure or discomfort or something. It was the exact opposite. It was huge and right there, I couldn't miss it if I tried. I massaged it and my cock INSTANTLY started to feel like it was leaking - that drippy runny feeling you get when your body is getting ready to cum. I was kinda shocked by how good it felt. My cock and stomach were twitching a little for the next ten minutes or so, and it just made my body feel... good? Idk how to describe it. I was barely in there for 10 seconds ffs.

...I think I need to do something about this. Where do I start? I'll read the stuff in the OP, but can you guys give me a crash course?

I got a dildo a week ago and while it felt good I didnt feel much pleasure from it. I did feel at some point something building up but thats about it.
Any advice ?
Also what position do you fuck yourself with ?
And the dildo if youre wondering is the romp dizi 7in.

>>11578374
Try aiming for prostate. Focus on fantasy of being fucked. Have an edible. Or maybe it won’t interest you that much.

>>11578237
I have a lockbox but have decided I’m not going to care if toys are found; partners should be at least tolerant if not understanding and involved in fundamental kinks.

>>11578388
I am not gonna take drugs.
>Or maybe it won’t interest you that much.
I didn't plan on giving up anytime soon

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Does anyone here have any experiences where their machine time turned sour? I'm building my own fuck machine with a linear actuator and driver I found for sale and im trying to add some safety mechanisms to it in case something goes wrong. I have an electromagnetic clutch that attaches the pushrod to the driving block. If the power cuts out, it'll disengage. If there is too much resistance, that force will overcome the magnet and it will disengage. I'd like to learn from others' past if anyone has stories and mishaps they'd like to share.
A bit more about the machine I'm building: it's got a servo motor so it can read position info and send that back to the driver. It can travel up to 21". I am excited that one day I might be able to take a toy that long up my butt and around the corner, but for now I'm stuck fantasizing about it. The machine can travel FAST. like, it can cover 21" in half a second, back and forth back and forth. It's crazy stuff.

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>>11578366
Ok here the fool proof guide.
Your gonna need lube, a type of sex toy, dildo will work but an njoy wand is simlar to fingers, a lube shooter to actaully get lube in your ass, some buttplugs to loosen you oout and then perferably a towel to lay on to stop lube from getting everywhere.
You want all your toys to be silicone, online sex shops usally sell some plugs in a set of 3 S M L, look for some that are slightly longer/tapered for a gradual stretch instead of a fat bulbous head.

Lay on your side with a towel, lube butt, lube plug, gently push the plug back and foward to your hole, only going as deep as is comfortable, if your having pain just back off a bit. Do this over 10 minutes or so and should loosen enough to take the plug. Fuck your self with the plug for a bit and then either try fucking your self with the dildo or if the plug isn't quite as big as the dildo move up a plug size and repeat the process, (BE CAREFUL THOUGH) you might not even take the 2nd plug the session if not you break for a day and try again.
Once you can comfrotable use the dildo you essentially just keep fucking yourself until orgasm, you can choose different postition,etc
Read this for more info https://www.pspot.info/toys/dildos
If you got alot of money you can also just slpurge on a fuck machine which is the best way to get fucked, and then start trying all types of different dildos

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>>11578389
>partners should be at least tolerant if not understanding and involved in fundamental kinks.
hell yeah good on you man - everybody is entitled to fantasies/kinks they can explore without having to explain themselves or being judged.
If you ever have to have that uncomfortable conversation with your spouse I hope they'll have an open mind, or flip the script and ask them if they have any kinks they want to explore with you.

>>11578366
dont get cocky (do buy a fake cock tho, youll need it) its not always gonna be that ez
its not hard to find or reach. the hard part is hitting it in just the right way over and over, even as you start to shake and lose control. thats why everyone should first invest in a nice realistic fake dildo with a suction cup. sometimes its easier to just stick it to the wall or floor.
some ppl get icked out by realistic dildos if theyre new to this, but fact is, theyre made for fucking. millennia of biological engineering and all that. so get tf over it. after a while youll probably come to appreciate it a lot more (and even crave it) for what it does to you.

when youre getting ready, always hold it in between your thighs to warm it up before you put it in you. cold anything sucks. so cuddle it and kiss it and keep it warm lol. then lube it up and get ready.
if its a new/big one, take it nice and slow and try to feel the diff features as they go (very) slowly in/out. then leave it in for a bit and relax. can be nice to play with other areas while doing this, but try to avoid clenching as much as you can, you want to get opened up. only once youve done all that, do you take it out, lube it up proper, and start getting going

for specific type, if youve never had anything but fingers, start smaller than you think. my rule of thumb is start smaller than your own (unless youre puny lol), and move up from there. "big" can be fun once you get used to it, but "too big" is a really bad time, always.
as for actual texture, i think a nice firm but still floppy shaft, with a softer head is a good for pretty much any type of session, hard/fast, slow/sensual. the harder rigid stuff can be fun too, but wait until you get more used to softer stuff. youre way more likely to hurt yourself with something too rigid.

>>11578415
>some ppl get icked out by realistic dildos if theyre new to this, but fact is, theyre made for fucking.
What do you mean? Aren't they all "realistic"?

Which ones do you recommend?

>>11578420
Not sure if this is what that anon was referring to but I've seen some people get real uppity about animal dildos that aren't sufficiently "fantasy"
>woah dude, a dog dick?? what the fuck is wrong with you, sicko
>oh, it's a dragon? sorry, my bad, that's completely fine then

>>11578424
Anon, do you really think anon is recommending animal dicks to a beginner? He obviously meant realistic human dicks.

>>11578374
dont just jump in
try and think about why you wanna do this (you wanna get fucked). maybe watch something to remind you. but dont just jerk it. sit there and rly think about how youd want it, whos doing it to you, how they look, what theyre doing to you etc
indulge your innermost slutty fantasies until you rly wanna just jerk off. then dont, and just fuck yourself instead

even if you dont cum from it, try and focus on the good parts, and try and remember how you got there and what you were thinking about. then just practice whenever youre in the mood, instead of just jerking off. ime if youre already at the "shoving things up your ass in an attempt to cum from it" stage, you already ARE "into it" enough to cum from it. its usually just a mindset and technique problem by then. eventually one day itll "click", and then its sooo ogre lol youll be a slut forever

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>>11578395
>Safety
Ossm I believe has new software or firmware, as I'm told the motor has current sensing capability.

>>11578426
lol yea obv

>>11578420
>Which ones do you recommend?
qt ones that make you feel all fluttery inside when youu hold them lol

but idk just type "realistic dildo" and go stare at cocks. pick one that doesnt look too intimidating. as a beginner you dont rly need more than 4-5" insertable, and you certainly dont need girth yet. so just pick a nice avg looking dick that youd like to get to know a little (or maybe a lot) better lol
if he ends up being too small you can always size-up later. but i still like my smaller ones to warm up and just toy around with desu.

>>11578426
I'm assuming you're right, but I've also never heard anyone give a shit about a human dick being "too realistic". Like genuinely not a single time other than here in this thread.

>>11578433
anyone "straight" whos new to it often gets weirded out by them ime. or avoids them in favor of something less dick-like. pretty sure its a common enough reaction.

i just think regular ass dick is a good starting point. theyre usually firm enough to use as an all purpose thing, but soft enough that even a retard couldnt srsly hurt themselves with one. if the choice for a starter toy is between some generic straight dildo vs a cock one, always buy the latter. itll be more fun and probably teach you a lot more about what you like/dont going forward in terms of shape and texture

>>11578431
>>11578433
>>11578439
I still don't know what realistic means. Aren't all dildos penis shaped by default?

Also can you show me some links or examples of good beginner ones? I don't want to type "dildo deliveries" into google.

>>11578441
>Aren't all dildos penis shaped by default?
no theres like a zillion

>I don't want to type "dildo deliveries" into google
but you ARE gonna order one online? stfu. everyone always assumes every amazog delivery is a dildo anyways. and theyre right about half the time. its almost always someones dildo. and this ones gonna be yours.
so you type in: "realistic suction cup dildo", and buy the one that looks like the nicest place to sit. ~5" long, no thicker than your own. small to avg. a nice friendly guy to ease you into things.

and no i cant post a pic of one, because its a hentai board, and im specifically NOT recommending the 12in werewolfcock cartoon ones lol

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>>11578445
...I hadn't really considered getting intimate with my dildo and treating it like a little friend.

>>11578448
well i hope you like it because now itll be in your head forever lol.
and good for him too. poor guys probably been sitting in the drawer this whole time, feeling like a complete stranger, wondering what he did wrong. you should go apologize

>>11578319
Just give in to the sensations and cum your brains out

This is all normal, most guys can't stay hard during anal

>>11578319
Seconding what >>11578362 said

Get tied up and blindfolded it's sooooo fucking good

All this talk of anal from fuck machines... What's the best position you enjoy getting your prostate pounded by a fuck machine?

I can't find it

>>11578445
> ~5" long, no thicker than your own. small to avg. a nice friendly guy to ease you into things.


Do at least 7" cause the balls always take a few inches away from the insertable length

>>11578424
Bruh I ain't no white chick I don't want no dog dick that's gay

What's a good fuck machine if I don't want to spend $700?
Or is this a situation where I will regret anything cheaper

>>11578469
>Bruh I ain't no white chick I don't want no dog dick that's gay
A man is known by his company, analon.

>>11578450
>>11578448
>poor dildo probably been sitting in the drawer this whole time, feeling like a complete stranger, wondering what he did wrong. you should go apologize

Oral is probably the best apology.

>>11578466
>All this talk of anal from fuck machines... What's the best position you enjoy getting your prostate pounded by a fuck machine?

>I can't find it
Depends how long to you want to be fucked.
My current setup for long-term fucking is prone on 16" high platform with 3" rolled towel under hips. You want the dildo to enter your anus square, then point towards abdomen.

For shorter term, ass up face down doggy is great, and allows greater movement and requires less alignment.

>>11578474
>What's a good fuck machine if I don't want to spend $700?
>Or is this a situation where I will regret anything cheaper
Hismith F21S for medium/large, is about 400 USD, but may have to order from China.
Haven't used the Research and Desire ossm, but it's probably better for 2.5"+ diameter toys.

>>11578474
>What's a good fuck machine if I don't want to spend $700?
>Or is this a situation where I will regret anything cheaper
Consider whether you want manual depth adjustment (Hismith, other than servok, which my early version was a bad machine, although I believe they've improved them, but was 1500 USD), or servo type models that have automatic stroke adjustment.

Also consider getting longer poles for the machine, as otherwise your body may be lower than optimal.

>>11578474
Hismith premium 3 with app control

>>11578494
Stfu fag this is the anal thread

>>11578496
How long? As long as it takes to get some anal orgasms pounded out of me

Doesn't ass up face down angle the dildo away from the prostate and towards the spine?

How can it enter square but also point towards the abdomen, am I retarded

>>11578510
>Doesn't ass up face down angle the dildo away from the prostate and towards the spine?
The towel under hips helps.
Try lying prone, then kneeling face down, then tuck legs under body - and check the angle that dildos go into you.
The machines can be angled.

>>11578508
>Stfu fag this is the anal thread
Anus and mouth are same tract.

>>11578514
We are all donut

>>11576386
>Who's your favorite toy maker/seller
lovense, love the edge 2 and the max 2.
App is great when it works but it crashes a lot.

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>>11578132
>>11578184
How much do you shoot in, and what brand?

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>>11578558
>>11578184
think one difference between experiences is I boofed capsules (100mg generic store brand >>11578136 also I didn't puncture the capsule like the guide before boofing, good idea) where as they used a bottle of the oil to mix into X-lube, also a good idea.

>>11578560
only 100mg? jeeze i wonder what happens with these 1000mg ones on amazon

The OP question is your favorite toy maker/seller, but honestly I'm more curious: who's your LEAST favorite maker/seller? Have you had any terrible experiences with one?

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>>11578576
doc Johnson for sure,
I think they get a lot of people thinking they're body-safe but that jelly material is pure garbage.
foul chemical smell/taste & they discolor over time. Avoid at all cost.
(that being said I have a soft spot for the "anal stuffer" toy, my first real toy that helped me handsfree orgasm.)

>>11578560
It doesn't absorb like that retard

>>11578514
Learn to read the thread title you sperging autist

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>>11578576
>>11578578
Seconding doc johnson. But thats boring so my next most hated is tracy's dog. Simply invoking their name will give me bad luck for the next week, who in the world names a sex toy company "tracy's dog"? Wtf.
They make absolute garbage, hazardous waste, and take advantage of the lack of regulation in the market. Better off playing the amazon or aliexpress lottery than buying from them.

>>11578587
>abiding by rules created by the op who couldn't manage to properly title the general
Nty, I hope this helps

>>11578560
I just shot some oil inside myself again out of curiosity and I'm less horny but it definitely still gives the warm feeling. I wonder if you have to do it more like every few days instead of every day

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Between a Mare Maker and the deep space from Topped Toys for a new plug to help me size up. Any anal adventures here who can give me some advice between the two? I thought the DS would be a good option, but I know a lot of people love the MM.

>>11578636
I have both, like the DS better - sizes above 70 lodge their bulb in sigmoid, gives security - but I do love having the DS partially inserted and wanting to slip out, while I do chores

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>>11578650
I’m looking at the 70, so I’m hoping that’s big enough for the full effect. The DS description sounds more interesting to me, but I saw a lot of good reviews for the MM. Glad to hear a direct comparison between the two.

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With no regard to pleasure, what is the best thing or tool to train your ass to widen? Keep a plug in maybe and increase in size gradually?

>tldr my shits are so big they tear my ass every time and am tired of the blood and want to widen the hole idk what else to do

>>11578659
Eat better for starters, then your shits won't be self harming.

>>11578659
Cone

>>11578659
eat better and drink more, also why not enjoy it while you do it?
scared of becoming a fellow buttslut?
Also if your ass is ripped dont stretch until it is fully healed, stretching your ass gonna take a while like months at least, longer if you dont do it regulary. if you go to fast you gonna fuck yourself in the long run, so my recommendation is just enjoy it while you do it.

first find out what are current diameter is you can take, start from 4cm and then go up in 0.5cm steps, if you are a small framed bitch boy already start from 3cm. get any dildo or plug for it you might like. me rec would be to look into dildos that start with your regular size and get wider the deeper you take them, that most likely get you the fastest where you want. get dildo and plugs, dildo for the stretching, plugs to train your ass faster. ramp up the time you keep a plug in slowly like start with 20mins then 30mins etc.

>>11578398
vasaline a decent lube?

>>11578724
I mean it works, but it's not good to use it often. Water can't get through vaseline, so if you don''t clean extremely well after using it the skin in your asshole will probably become dry and cracked.

>>11577811
>I gave a chinesium PureWand knockoff a chance
Link?

>>11578727
I'll stick to coconut oil then thanks. I just wanted something more discreet

>>11578659
I think you may find that even doing a slight bit of stretching to easily take a small or maybe medium dildo can get you a far more flexible ass.
Unless your shits are truly insane i doubt you'll need to do much. Usually when people are specifically doing stretching theyre going for the XXXL horse dragon cock lol. Some casual stretching (or just doing anal in general) even only once a week or so can get you pretty far.
My recommendation is a tapered dildo like a cone shape but starts super small at the tip. Many tentacle dildos are like this. Neotori carrot is a good one too.

>>11577385
dunno I got a hismith and when I use it with the toy that gets me p-waves so far, I just feel.... nothing. most of the time I just stop after like 3mins or so because instead of at least feeling good I just feels like something goes in and out.
I am using the machine wrong?

>>11578319
>How to i get over the embarrasment of being flaccid half the time?
It's better that way. You're supposed to be semi-soft because the penis isn't the center of attention

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Need to find bottoms that are good for stuffing. Swimsuit, underwear, whatever. Smooth nonchafing material, has to play well with lube and be stretchy enough to be crammed inside with a plug. Related webm for reference: >>>/gif/31186789
Any tips?

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Anybody has any experience of stretching beyond a natural limit? I got this new 3.5inch dildo that I really want to hilt, but there is one part that I just cannot get past which doesnt even feel like its skin that im able to stretch, its like my bone structure or something, it feels hard, like its impossible to get past

Ive seen videos of both men and women taking much larger dildos than this, is there a trick to this or am i just genetically unlucky for being a sizequeen

>>11578796
The more you try to be a sizequeen, the more you get frustrated and may not even make it. That was my experience anyway. Until I learned to just enjoy what I can do and take and work from there. Then, when I started dating, I realized that I was just in the wrong frame of mind.
I can take bigger dicks than my toys. My bf is ~6'' and can take him without a problem (especially in doggy style), but I can't ride my 5'' dildo. At least not easily.

>>11578796
It's really just practice, lube and deep breathing. Also not trying to jump sizes too quickly. That said, if you're a small person then 3.5" girth might be around your physical limit.

Personally I like large, squishy butt plugs and a good quality inflatable plug for helping take larger toys. I have a Rufus inflatable from Primal Hardwere that has worked well for me, alongside a few of Squarepeg's Egg Plugs up to their 11.3 circumference one.

>>11578784
>Need to find bottoms that are good for stuffing.
You're in the right place.
>Any tips?
Yes, but they're confused.

>>11578784
Spandex

>>11578696
>>11578723
>>11578745
Thank you all, genuinely. I was expecting to get yelled at for coming here with that question.

>finally feel relaxed enough to take one of my bigger toys without any major discomfort
>notice blood in the lube afterwards and need to take a break to let my ass heal
every time istg
maybe I'm just not built for big dicks

>>11578830
>That said, if you're a small person then 3.5" girth might be around your physical limit.

Im not particularly small, but it still feels like im limited by my bone structure, like its actually impossible to pass through. Quite frustrating because I dont really feel like the size itself would be an issue once it would go past it.. Maybe I need to get a dildo with softer material

>>11578855
Fuck, this is my worry. I have to train from nothing to take 8in and my fear is my damn body will get in the way.

>>11578855
Gape Keepers squish about 50% going in, could try it.

>>11578866
>I have to train from nothing to take 8in
Are you wanting to slut around?

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>>11576386
>qotd
Neotori. The toys are good, a couple are fucking amazing. And they always include a nice bag, a couple little trinkets, and some random german candy. It's great.

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>>11577365
>headphones
>binaurals, audio porn, hypno shit, just straight up porn
>get railed into the mattress

Problem solved! I find even earbuds will drown out my machine.

>>11578796
As you are not a woman, your hips are significantly narrower, and will thus be a limit to your max size. If you were a woman, you could go much larger.

>>11578636
I havent tried the deepsapce but I do have a mm85 and it is very nice. Feels amazing when the fattest part goes in. I like it more than the hilt85

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do you guys think i can get away with using 1 finger while a hemorrhoid heals? i just wanna milk my prostate and i cant wait. it also doesnt hurt at all but idk if its still making it harder to heal somehow :/ i feel like a well lubed finger would be less disruptive than a bowel movement.

>>11578871
I have someone I want to please and they're 8in and pretty thick, I'm cooked.

>>11578899
>I have someone I want to please and they're 8in and pretty thick, I'm cooked.
That's awesome!
I think you'll be good.
They'll be cumming into your sigmoid junction, leaking for hours ;)

>>11578898
>do you guys think i can get away with using 1 finger while a hemorrhoid heals? i just wanna milk my prostate and i cant wait. it also doesnt hurt at all but idk if its still making it harder to heal somehow :/ i feel like a well lubed finger would be less disruptive than a bowel movement.
I've only had a few, and minor, but I played normally (2" diameter) without pain, and they were gone within a few days.

I find it interesting that people here always associate anal sex with men with cartoon/anime pictures of the act. The second you imagine gay sex between two real human men, you will puke. It is a disgusting act.

I do support the self stimulation though.

What's your favorite "regular" dildo (no weird stuff like bad dragon etc)

>>11578906
what about a cute twink / femboy ?

>>11578911
The smell of another man will make you puke.Even if it has female attributes. Your instincts will repulse you from the act, unless you are genetically gay or a psycho.

>>11578906
>The second you imagine gay sex between two real human men, you will puke. It is a disgusting act.

Creative way to communicate that, if horny in the presence of only men, that you'd be the bottom.

>>11578913
if the guy is cute I wouldn't be repulsed

>>11578908
>What's your favorite "regular" dildo (no weird stuff like bad dragon etc)
NS Novelties Colours dildos, particukarly 6" reg and 8" thick

Also SPT Steve reg size, in soft.

>>11578908
There's nothing weird about bad dragon......

>>11578921
girl cmon now.
there is something weird about using fantasy creature dongs
doesn't stop me from fuuuucking loving it but you gotta be honest with yourself

>>11578926
anyone sticking objects in their poopers is weird tbdesu
but thats ok we're weird fellas in a weird place

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>>11578908
This hismith attachment really itches my spot
https://www.hismith.com/en/attachments/668-hismith-silicone-anal-dildo-butt-plug-with-kliclok-system-anal-pleasure.html
They also have some normal looking knotted dildos, as hot as this one looks it's way to fucking big
https://www.hismith.com/en/attachments/474-hismith-1043-bullet-anal-toy-with-kliclok-system-for-hismith-premium-sex-machine.html

>>11578926
There's some weird stuff but horse cock is pretty tame

>>11578906

I think you just have poor hygiene, or your choice of partner is stinky. Anal with my boyfriend the only thing I smell is sweat, lube, cum and body butter (salted caramel and vanilla this month).

Bathe before, make sure you have diets supportive of anal, exercise etc just generally be healthy and it's not disgusting at all. It's very kino.

>>11578926
>>11578926

Look, dude, I just want to get fucked by horses and dogs.

Because I don't own neither, I'm stuffing my ass with fat fucking knots and strong, proud horsecocks with flares and dizzying medial rings that absolutely obliterate my prostate.

There really isn't anything weird about it. It's quite shrimple.

>>11578930
The smell of cum is the best.

>>11578615
Still an anal thread not an oral thread, we already been over this stop trying to bring it back

>>11578897
Really, why more than the hilt

I've only got the hilt so I'm very curious now

>>11578730
Xlube

>>11578890
>As you are not a woman, your hips are significantly narrower, and will thus be a limit to your max size. If you were a woman, you could go much larger

I'd now like to identify as a wide hips woman

>>11578899
That's not nearly big enough to worry it may not physically fit

You can definitely get pounded by that cock until he leaves you gaped open

>>11578916
Second l seconding the 8" ns novelties colors

>>11578921
They abuse animals, that's pretty fucking weird

>>11578928
This one's better

https://www.hismith.com/en/attachments/668-hismith-silicone-anal-dildo-butt-plug-with-kliclok-system-anal-pleasure.html/429#/121-size-tanghulu

Also lol at second link claiming rich vein texture on a smooth dildo

>>11578948
>That's not nearly big enough to worry it may not physically fit
This.
The top will also have greater angle control, which is a big difficulty with large toys thrusting.

>>11578950
>it's abuse to masturbate horses

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>>11578951
>This one's better
There's too many different cocks to try

>>11578906
Jokes on you that my hole tingle and my cock throb

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>>11577385
>Anon, normalfaggots (literal) who will give you incurable diseases and treat you like shit are right there.

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>>11578395
Parts list for your machine? Quote for a build? Sounds yum.

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>>11578955
*ahem*

>>11578970
at least use the company that actually did that

>>11578973
it was just a joke

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>>11578973
>>11578950
this is the dumbest reasons to bitch about bad dragon when there's a company that actually used a horse and advertises it.
https://www.exotic-erotics.com/store/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=51_35&products_id=110

>>11578906
>I find it interesting that people here always associate anal sex with men with cartoon/anime pictures of the act
When in Rome, do as the Romans.
I'd gladly post my favorite hot gay videos.
>The second you imagine gay sex between two real human men, you will puke
Anon, I get fucked in the ass 5 times a week (on average) by my bf :3
>>11578914
Nothing wrong with being a bottom for the man you love.
>>11578942
Second only to taste, imo.

>>11578944
Dont get me wrong I like the hilt too but I think the maremaker is just easier to get all the way in and to fuck myself with

Cucumber in ass or nah?

>>11578360
>>11578986
it's a classic for a reason, just put a condom over it and don't use it for a salad after.

>>11578944
Oh and the way it bulges more on one side seems to make it hit just right when it pops in.

>>11578950
Wait until you learn about Glock's lesser known income stream. Or hell, horse breeding in general.

>>11578970
Are you also against horse and cow breeding?

>>11578950
?????

>>11578983
>When in Rome, do as the Romans.
Aware anon

>>>The second you imagine gay sex between two real human men, you will puke. It is a disgusting act.

>>Creative way to communicate that, if horny in the presence of only men, that you'd be the bottom.

>Nothing wrong with being a bottom for the man you love.

Or the man whose physique you can not defend yourself from.

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>>11579002
>Or the man whose physique you can not defend yourself from.
Does the top always cum too fast in your rape fantasies? Or, does that make it hotter?

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Amateur here, curious if I'm doing it right.
Been playing with my butt a lot more the past month or so. Now stopped touching my dick and making a real effort to "awaken" my prostate.
Feel like I had a real breakthrough today but it didn't feel anything like I thought it would.
>Using fake aneros, doing rhythmic kegels, general feels nice.
>Can feel that I'm hitting the right spot, but only ever felt anything close to real sexual pleasure when fucking myself with a dildo.
>Even then it feels like a different version of the pleasure from touching my dick.
>eventually get hornier and start fucking myself with the aneros
>feels similarly good, start going faster
>now basically pounding
>eventually there's what feels like a sudden numbness right around the entrance
>this basically swells and feels more like a buzzing, then it fills my whole butt
>Feels REALLY good, really strong, nothing at all like touching my dick
>eventually subsides, keep going and trigger it again
Anyone experienced something like this? Is this maybe a "p-wave"? It didn't quite feel like an orgasm.
Mainly curious because it didn't feel like it started in my prostate. More like hitting my prostate started a buzzing wave through my whole butt.

>>11578995
>Wait until you learn about Glock's lesser known income stream. Or hell, horse breeding in general.
The other AI - Artificial Insemination
Literally simultaneously elbow deep in a cow's ass and vag.

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Friday night's cumlube batch, can't wait to take all of this cum inside and mix it deep in my guts.
https://litter.catbox.moe/ahu4mv.jpg
pricked a hole in 3 evening primrose oil capsules and squeezed them into the X-lube/food dye mix.
haven't messed with EPO for a while so I don't think it'll do anything noticable until I use it more consistently.

>>11579012
what's the primrose supposed to do?

>>11578982
Exotic Erotics is so fucking based.

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>>11579015
>what's the primrose supposed to do?
>>11578123
>>11578132
horny effect, not sure if it's full body arousal or just increases erogenous area of the asshole; might depend whether you take it orally or rectally,
lot's of variables to be "explored".