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For years I have refined the bong process to the point I want to share it.

We will have a menu with different options. To make it easy for even the novice to order.

Ready to consume, in the nicest glass, or hand rolled in the back to your specifics.

It will be wonderful
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>>2945905
You probably just need to get licensed as a dispensary and you're just helping to administer.
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>>2945905
Duuuuudddeee wweeeeeeeed!!!!

LMAO!!!!

I remember when I was a pothead and didn’t do anything besides smoke pot and eat doritos. What a shitty life.
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>>2946096
Sounds like a you being retarded problem
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>>2945905
Like a home bar? Just build/convert a normal fancy-looking home bar for booze?

Otherwise, prob work on licensure first?
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>>2945905
only a stoner faggot would think hitting a bong is something to be special at. jesus fucking christ I mean would you pay someone else to do your bong for you? offer a fucking bong cleaning service and you might have a business but a filling an packing pro? get fucked retard.
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>>2945905
potheads are really the most useless creatures out there
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Why the fuck are you ashing it into a tupperware anon?
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>>2946942
have you seen what some "jobs" are these days? i'm not going to be surprised when in a few years some people are too lazy to roll their own joints but have the money to pay others to do it for them.
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>>2945905
Great idea! Just go back to 2010 when these were first becoming a thing and you'll do great
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>>2947117
>>2946096

Lmao at these triggered alcoholics.
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>>2945905
Nah, cocaín bar would be great though
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>>2945905
Since we are sharing retarded ideas, I had a similar one but a dab bar with specific food pairings. Taking a dab after eating or drinking some foods results in a crazy explosion of flavors. Get real uppity like "Columbian dark roast paired with GG #5 rosin" and charge $15-$20 for a dab and a cup of coffee.
I think in the right area this would actually be quite profitable.
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>>2945905
what are the essential oils for here?
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>>2945933
What states can dispensaries legally administer on site?
>>2947340
It was illegal then and it is illegal now in most, if not all, states.
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>>2945905
people will drop the bong and then all you got is shattered glass - Ive never seen a smokeshop in the netherlands that hands out glassware.
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>>2946096
>smoked weed for 14 years so far, many of those years daily
>Did a degree in event management, many years of working as one
>Stopped that shit to study and do carpentry full time because it was getting stressful
>Still smoke every weekend
It was not the weed, it was you being a loser who had zero motivation. Getting shit done while high is fun.
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>>2945905
>nicest glass
>bong and everything surrounding is utterly filthy

>>2947829
this idea is way too good for this thread. I'll take a wake'n'bake special please.
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>>2946096
I'm a pothead and I spend most of my time when high wrenching on shit in my workshop. I'll never understand couch locked potheads, just don't be a lazy faggot.
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>>2948214
I have been to every cannabis cup and they always have glassware with free dabs and its usually some booth babe that is doing everything to prepare and cleanup, so only employees are handling the glass and you just suck smoke out of the bong's suck hole.
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I was in a coffeeshop in Amsterdam a few years ago and I swear to god the man who came and rolled up for you was a double of Saddam Hussein. Thank you for coming to my ted talk.
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>>2947144
>>2946942
As retarded as this idea is you’re overlooking OPs customer base. Yes, only a retard would. You don’t think the majority of stoners would DUDE WEED at the idea? They love novelty BS like this. This is very simple:
>bar with various games (switch and GameCube mostly; Mario kart, smash bros, maybe a couple solo games, etc)
>have that retarded intoxicated feeling blue mood LED lighting
>stupid art anything with mushrooms anime etc
>also have anime playing
>booths
>byob (bring your own bong) and get deals where you get a cleaning service before and after, and a course of tree samples and like 2 main strains to smoke
>sell bongs at small markup, pipes too (buy in bulk from a local glass blower)
>have a professional roller that will roll take homes for people, dress him in some stupid shaman attire like a gordok orgre from Warcraft
>market it as a hangout spot where you can socialize and meet other potheads and add all these little services sell weed etc
>sell 5 dollar dab hits
>PLAN FOR IT TO BE SHORT TERM
So you make your money and when you know the novelty’s dying off once the local potheads realize it’s more fun to just stay at home play your own vidya with your usual group of burnout no aspiration losers you can get out and make any loses minimal
Oh and location wise set up near any university. You could probably make a net profit of like $3 million operating this for like 2 years.


You would need
Licenses to act as a dispensary
Licenses to sell the paraphernalia
Insurances
Start up funds for all the furniture and such
Money to pay rent on the store front you operate out of
Money for marketing
Money for the weed
Money to pay your employees
Security system
POS software
Etc etc
You’re easily looking at $1 million just to start



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