hon, good news... the toilet seat will always stay down now. I gotchu babe.
>>2949744Fellow piss sinker here. Take away the hole right at the back there. Your piss will shoot right into it.
>>2949747That's the target
>>2949747Lmao that's the overflow, doesn't matter if you get it in there, it's going into the same pipe.
i always leave it uplike a man was here, not a pussyonly when i shit, but you can tell that a man shat here
If at home just piss in the tub into the drain, then give it a quick blast of water from the tap.
>>2949780>>2949760The overflow rarely gets flushed. Your place will smell of urine. t. reused the same pissbottle without cleaning
>>2949744you manlets can use those instead
>>2949744I thought this was a good idea until my piss ate through the botton of the pee trap.
>>2949855do you belong to a certain endoparasitoid extraterrestrial species?
>>2949744Do you really need a cutout for your dangledong?
>>2949878see>>2949802>>2949855you need to clear the p trap after by rinsing the sink or it'll smell horriblei've been doing this for literally over 20 years. even as a guest
Anyone use the bathroom sink to wash their ass after taking a shit? Here is my procedure. I shit, then I wipe the big stuff with toilet paper. Then I run water (warmer when it is cold out) and use my wet hand to wipe my ass until it feel clean. Sometimes shoving a finger up my asshole to really clean it well. Finally I use toilet paper to dry my ass. Done. Been doing this for years and it doesn't smell, though the sink does seem to clog quicker. I started doing this after getting an anal fissure. Works for hemorrhoids also. Basically your asshole is like an arm with a cut on it. Heals quicker the more shit that isn't in the wound.
>>2949929Wet wipes dude, cmon. Thats just fucking barbaric.
>>2949802How am I expected to shit through this???
>>2949929>Sometimes shoving a finger up my asshole>Sometimesc'mon, dude, we all know you do that every time.
>>2949929Congrats, anon. You saved $46.
>>2950041wet wipes are a disaster for the sewage system, they don't break down and cause massive blockages. "flushable" wet wipes are a white faced lie.
>>2949797That splashes piss everywhere including outside the bathtub.
>>2949744This would be so much better than what I do now to wash my dick post-pisscident
>>2950048install the adapter
>>2949929I was thinking of using the shower head of the bathtub. It's right next to the toilet.
>>2950079They don't call it the "Do It Yourself" board for nothing.
>>2949744how fucking brutish are you that you can't just sit down and pee. you're probably one of those fuckers that somehow manages to piss all over the floor at a urinal. why would it matter if you pissed in the sink you'd probably miss anyways.the only person I know who does this shit was my mormon uncle who was so fat he couldn't see his dick, and his knees were shot so he pissed in peoples sink. no wonder when he died there was no obituary, and no funeral. everyone hated him.
>>2950254>just sit down and pee.There is a class of man in America who feel that sitting down to pee is an affront to their masculinity. I wish I was kidding.
>>2950309I stand up to pee because it is faster, happily acknowledge pee splashes out, and therefore clean my bathrooms regularly. Not a masculinity issue.
>>2949855Why do you think they call it a pee trap, silly? Of course it's a consumable item in plumbing.
>>2950088>wet wipes are a disaster for the sewage systemIf you're on city sewer its a whole lot of "not my fucking problem." If you are on septic then yeah better not flush them.
>>2950254 I like aiming my piss stream at shit stains in the toilet to try and pressure wash them off. It's like a real life mini-game...
>>2950317We can put a man on the moon but we can't design a toilet that doesn't splash pee?
>>2950222A friend of mine would take a shower after every shit. He is heavy and shits a lot.
>>2950476That's cool.
>>2950430As a civil engineer, let me just say...FUCK YOU WITH A RUSTY PITCHFORK!!!
>>2950622How about a little appreciation? I'm the reason you have a job
>>2950622I'm not on city sewer though. So I don't flush wipes. You charge people on the system for its use. Up their charge to cover the related maintenance nightmare. You're never going to get people to not flush them or not pour grease down the trap unless it starts impacting them personally, either by a clogged line on their own property, or by increased fees.
>>2949744I like the idea of letting johnson rest on the sink so I do not have to hold it the entire time.
>>2949929Just take a shower you retarded jeet.
>>2949873No, it was made out of cheap alloy that couldn't handle my chad pH power level.
>>2949929Indonesians literally have a bucket and laddle next to the toilet to wash their arse, you can try that. They call it a tabo, they have weird anxieties if you bring it up though
>>2951698indians just use a pint glass so
>>2949747Lmao.
>>2950088Not my problem mexicans will remove them
>>2949744goddamn it why cant you just piss and ignore the seat?if few drops end up on the seat, guess what God invented socks for?
>>2949744>not being tall enough to pee in the sink
>>2949802This looks like rape
>>2950431>I like aiming my piss stream at shit stains in the toilet to try and pressure wash them off. It's like a real life mini-game...ThisOr, breaking a stuck turd in half
>>2949744Jordan Peterson needs to sell this with his $3000 carpet.
>>2950088my girlfriend has a tampon trashcan next to the toilet. i put my used t.p. and wetwipes in there to help preserve our plumbing. we still get problems with toilet water coming up out of the shower drain sometimes, but that is part and parcel of living in a slum apartment. the property manager is useless and the maintenance staff doesnt speak english. they only exist to spackle and repaint the walls and floors (not a typo) after someone gets evicted. thats actually why the bathroom drain is clogged, its full of paint chips. common problem in my town actually, retards painting the shower's concrete floor
>>2952591kek
>>2949744SINK PISS GANG
>>2950317>fasterWhat's so fucked up with your life that you need to speed run a visit to the toilet?
>>2949929This but I use put a big glob of soap in my hand and use that on my butt and then clean under my nails and soap my hands really well. I'm nearly 40 and have been doing this since my teens. Rarely do I poop outside my own house, like unless I'm sleeping somewhere else I basically only poop at home. I think I've even gone an entire year without pooping elsewhere.
>>2952807I work in an office now and I relish shitting at work. Free toilet paper and soap, mexicans clean it every day, everything is automated. I force the CEO to listen to me dropping bombs on Hiroshitma with no remorse, no survivors.
>>2949802MODS
>>2950184that+hose+hole in garage wall. And it'll only cost you a small patch of dead grass outside.
>>2950254>>2950309women sit down and peemen stand and piss.
>>2949855>P-trap>doesn't trap peeask for a refund
>>2952807I just use bar soap and gently but firmly shove the bar into and out of my asshole multiple times to make sure and get it squeaky clean...
>>2955280NTA you just proved his point.
>>2955320At least I'm not the faggot that's sits down to pee like a girl.
Am I the only one who pisses in the shower?
>>2950430>If you're on city sewer its a whole lot of "not my fucking problem."Until your toilets and drains are backed up
>>2952641Wait, you shit on the wipe then throw it in your fuckin trash can instead of in the toilet? Tf? And your shitter don't smell like complete shit instead of just the regular musty smell?>>2955563Same here piss and shit. Removing the grate is a game changer cause you don't have to stomp it in with dedication and effort it just goes in. and then you just shower to get the shit out. I go through like ~3 rolls of TP a year and waters cheaper than ass wipes. If I ever build a house itll have all showers and maybe one sink with garberator instead of poopknife in case you gotta take a speedshit and your clothes are stuck. >>2955280The only correct position is to kneel, you can discretely kneepee anywhere and it'll look like you're tying your shoe or reaching for something if you're skilled enough.
>>2949744Is pee in the P trap going to corrode brass pipes faster? Same question for toilet flanges with cast iron soil pipes. Like if I pee in the toilet and don't flush, some pee goes down into the pipe and gets spread out across a horizontal run before getting to the main stack. If I don't flush that pee just soaks into the iron pipe.
>>2955806urinal pipes build massive amounts of corrosion if not treated regularly. regardless of pipe material. do with that what you will.
>>2949744short king detected
>>2952955it's all fun and games until the gay guy is fabbing his plebus loudly in the next stall
>>2949744needs an extendable flume for visiting tomboys
>>2950143No it doesn't. Stop being a spaz when you piss.
>>2950184isn't that what bitchs use to pretend they have a cock and pee standing up?
>>2953138>dead grass outsideUnlikely, urine is a fertilizer. I use urine in my garden and my roses are super bountiful and the grass is deep, deep green.
faggot just go to a glory hole already
>>2949929I used to do this but in my new place the sink is fucking tiny and I can't sit my phat ass on it anymore.
>>2949744based
>>2949747Isn't that the laser thing that detects when your hands are there?
>>2949744>ahhh... that ice cold ceramic on the genitals first thing in the morning
>>2950476I’ve had a half baked idea for a short story about being granted vast wealth, but in exchange, you have to take a loose and massive shit five minutes after every time you wash your ass, for the rest of your life.
>>2949744Real men just fling their cawk over their shoulders and pay out enough to clear the sink. The only danger is erection which is like being attacked by a pink anaconda.
I always close the toilet before I flush it anyway, piss or shit, because otherwise nasty aerosol water gets into the air and coats your toothbrush and everything else. I make girls close the lid before flushing too
>>2949744That's nice. Sink pissers get their dedicated design but what about sink shitters? This is discrimination and it has to STOP!!! Right NOW!!!
Why are the designs of urinals so retarded? They should be designed in a way that the urine stream makes contact with the ceramic surface in a shallow angle to minimize piss mist production but it's not designed that way at all!!! There should be a spike in the middle.
>>2961060Just aim for right in front of the back corner, the piss slips around and only bounces towards the back wall. Also I have seen some urinals with spiky pads at the bottom to prevent splashing, just recently actually
Sink pissing is true enlightenment, especially with those pull out hose sprayheads which you can use to wash off your dick when you're done.
>>2949744why is the pee channel so thin?
>>2959643Do baby wipes count as washing?
>>2961126No. I will piss straight ahead and enjoy the force of my stream as long as i can. Its the works responsibility to conform to me.
>>2961916It’s a Faustian bargain/monkeys paw type deal.
>>2962089So absolutely not. Dry wiping only.
>>2961972>>2961126>>2961060>not enjoying the invigoration of random strange piss mixed with own misting legs exposed by shorts in heat of summer Ngmi
>>2962089So can you just keep a wet wipe in your ass crack so that youre technically always cleaning your ass? That way the imaginary timer is constantly resetting. Yes, im Jewish.
>>2962112In order for that to work you would have to constantly wiping. Placing a wet wipe against your starfish isn’t cleaning it. Even if it did, it’s a dangerous game you’re playing. You have to keep that wipe in your ass crack 24/7, even during intercourse, and if it falls out you’re in trouble. Also, some may find the sensation of a wet wipe cozying up to the anus as you go about your day disturbing. Your mileage may vary.
>>2962144If you keep the wipe in you ass and tie one end to your neck and one to your leg you can keep it in place under tension, and wipe it up and down with your leg and neck. Refer to the diagram attached
>>2962180I can’t argue with your logic sir. I do however challenge the notion that this is a reasonable solution to the decrease in life quality that the deal presents to the recipient.
>>2962183It may decrease the quality of life if the user. However, it increases the quality of life if anyone this man (or woman) is around because his ass wipe contraption is funni.
>>2956431Urine in moderation can be good for the garden (it contains urea and other helpful compounds), but it's also acidic and can lower the soil PH to levels that will kill most plants, as well as potentially burning plants because it breaks down into nitrogen and ammonia. If you're pissing into a watering can and spreading it around you'll be fine; however, if you're regularly pissing into a funnel that lets out in one spot on the lawn it's definitely going to kill the grass there.
>>2950431My son bragged to his kindergarten teacher that i was an expert at doing this after i taught him the art. She wouldn't look me in the eye at the parent teacher conference, she was too intimidated by the alpha.
>>2949929Just use a bidet man.If you need it to be more gentle and warm and soapy shop around for a Japanese one.They know what asspain is.t. fellow asshole flusher after abscess surgery and stuck with Chron's for life
>>2952602Ah, because it warms your feet, as you drench it in warm piss while you struggle to aim inside the bowl, classis, very Biblical.
>>2949797don't even rinse it. Just piss in the tub all day and then let it drain and wash out when you shower. Save more water.
>>2961060>dicklet problems
>>2961148>wash off your dick when you're doneWhy are you washing your dick after pissing? Like the pee comes out of the hole, its not oozing out of the whole mechanism like sweat...
>>2962144>>2962112>>2962180>>2962187I submit that the massive and loose shitting rule after cleaning applies additively, so rather than spending all day constantly wiping resulting in one loose and massive shit when you finally stop, you in fact have to take many dozens or even hundreds of massive and loose shits because you've been adding to the counter all day long. By the time you tried to go to sleep you would be shitting for hours.Also to clarify, does wiping your ass after taking the loose shit count as cleaning and thus result in another massive shit 5 minutes later so that you are shitting every 5 minutes?
>>2964915So every wipe makes you have to shit?Yea wiping counts as cleaning. I imagined scenario 2 being true
>>2950088Lol. I have a friend that works for the local shit pipe squad. I love telling him how we flush wipes. Easy way to get him all worked up.
>>2950309Only european 'men' are big enough cucks to sit like women.
