hon, good news... the toilet seat will always stay down now. I gotchu babe.
>>2949744Fellow piss sinker here. Take away the hole right at the back there. Your piss will shoot right into it.
>>2949747That's the target
>>2949747Lmao that's the overflow, doesn't matter if you get it in there, it's going into the same pipe.
i always leave it uplike a man was here, not a pussyonly when i shit, but you can tell that a man shat here
If at home just piss in the tub into the drain, then give it a quick blast of water from the tap.
>>2949780>>2949760The overflow rarely gets flushed. Your place will smell of urine. t. reused the same pissbottle without cleaning
>>2949744you manlets can use those instead
>>2949744I thought this was a good idea until my piss ate through the botton of the pee trap.
>>2949855do you belong to a certain endoparasitoid extraterrestrial species?
>>2949744Do you really need a cutout for your dangledong?
>>2949878see>>2949802>>2949855you need to clear the p trap after by rinsing the sink or it'll smell horriblei've been doing this for literally over 20 years. even as a guest
Anyone use the bathroom sink to wash their ass after taking a shit? Here is my procedure. I shit, then I wipe the big stuff with toilet paper. Then I run water (warmer when it is cold out) and use my wet hand to wipe my ass until it feel clean. Sometimes shoving a finger up my asshole to really clean it well. Finally I use toilet paper to dry my ass. Done. Been doing this for years and it doesn't smell, though the sink does seem to clog quicker. I started doing this after getting an anal fissure. Works for hemorrhoids also. Basically your asshole is like an arm with a cut on it. Heals quicker the more shit that isn't in the wound.
>>2949929Wet wipes dude, cmon. Thats just fucking barbaric.
>>2949802How am I expected to shit through this???
>>2949929>Sometimes shoving a finger up my asshole>Sometimesc'mon, dude, we all know you do that every time.
>>2949929Congrats, anon. You saved $46.
>>2950041wet wipes are a disaster for the sewage system, they don't break down and cause massive blockages. "flushable" wet wipes are a white faced lie.
>>2949797That splashes piss everywhere including outside the bathtub.
>>2949744This would be so much better than what I do now to wash my dick post-pisscident
>>2950048install the adapter
>>2949929I was thinking of using the shower head of the bathtub. It's right next to the toilet.
>>2950079They don't call it the "Do It Yourself" board for nothing.
>>2949744how fucking brutish are you that you can't just sit down and pee. you're probably one of those fuckers that somehow manages to piss all over the floor at a urinal. why would it matter if you pissed in the sink you'd probably miss anyways.the only person I know who does this shit was my mormon uncle who was so fat he couldn't see his dick, and his knees were shot so he pissed in peoples sink. no wonder when he died there was no obituary, and no funeral. everyone hated him.
>>2950254>just sit down and pee.There is a class of man in America who feel that sitting down to pee is an affront to their masculinity. I wish I was kidding.
>>2950309I stand up to pee because it is faster, happily acknowledge pee splashes out, and therefore clean my bathrooms regularly. Not a masculinity issue.
