I want to stop johns from taking this ladder to visit a prostitute living in the flat above mine. There are two flats on each level and they go in through a hatch in her roof but exit down the regular stairway. They use this ladder to enter because the exit door is locked from the outside but opens with a push bar from the inside. These customers make a lot of noise all night, and I am tired of being threatened and harassed in the stairway. Any suggestions on blocking this ladder?
>>2953594The real question is why aren't you having sex with the peotitutes for free
>>2953604>have sex with the prostitutes for freeYou need to do some outside research before posting here.
>>2953594You need to cut that ladder short just above where hands could reach. That's a fire escape ladder and people could still escape safely while hanging from the ladder and jumping down.
>>2953618That's a great idea but I am not sure how to do it quietly. The landlord lives in one of the lower units.>>2953604This is one of the nastiest women I've ever seen.
>>2953594Jfc this is next level white trash.
Put grease on itGREASE ME UP WOMAN
>>2953620Anything you do will make a problem with the landlord. Your solution is to move and don't get a shit situation with a live-in landlord again.
>>2953594Large delivery of horse manure at bottom of ladder will stop anyone attempting to scale the ladder
>>2953594Any way you can find out what metal is used in the ladder? You don't need to cut it with a hacksaw - you could use acid to cause corrosion or melt the thing with thermite/acetylene.Failing that grease or lube would do it... or cover the thing in anti vandal paint.
>>2953594post a signHIV WHORE LADDER -->
>>2953594Paint it with polyester resin (without catalyst) it will remain sticky for months. Add some finely cut fiberglass if you are feeling naughty (wear a mask, gloves, etc)
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>>2953685Link says virus detected?
>>2953702you have a problem in system 32find the folder in the c directory and delete it promptly
>>2953594Cute commieblock baby.
>>2953594Joking but could glue broken glass to a few of the rungs
>>2953594what a soul crushing block of shit.
>>2953685you must be new here, bait threads are all we have on 4chan.
>>2953684>apply fiberglass>(without catalyst)This is the best idea yet. Imaging that prostitute getting handled by a john coated in sticky glass fibers.
>>2953604what the fuck is a peotitute
>>2953594Grease it. Make it a real mess to grab and climb.
Tell your landlord whats going on and if he doesnt fix it you go to police and tell them the landlord willingly lets illegal prostitutes come in his building
>>2953765She's his niece, and he knows all about it.
>>2953766Is that how she's paying him rent? Free use for free rent?
>>2953766Then WHY THE FUCK DON'T THEY USE THE FRONT DOOR?
>>2953594rub Poison Oak on rungs of ladder.
>>2953780Because that would only annoy OP half as much
>>2953594Hook a car battery up to the ladder at the top to give the person a mild shock when they put their hands on the bottom rung
Rub shit on it. Save money on your water bill by shitting in a bucket for a few weeks. Then climb up to the top of the ladder and dump shit bucket all over the ladder rungs. Don't ask me how you're gonna get down though. Not my problem.
>>2953594Hook a security camera up to the bottom of the wall
>>2953594So not only do they have to pay a woman to have sex with them, but they have to climb a ladder before and after too? Too much effort.
>>2953820This, but modified a bit. 12v DC is too low to feel, even with wet hands. 50vdc is noticable, and 85vdc is too painful to touch.First, check if the ladder is strongly bonded to electrical ground. It's required by code enforcement, but never actually checked. Get an ohm meter, touch one probe to the ladder and one probe to something electrically grounded, like a pipe or telecoms box, or even an extension cord. Confirm its not grounded (over a 100kohm). Then, measure the distance from the ladder to a known Interior/exterior landmark, like a window or corner. Find the same measurement inside the building. Its probably behind drywall, so use a lighted endoscope. Pull off a trim piece from the top or bottom wall, poke a hole small enough to not be seen when covered, and look for where the ladder bolt is coming through. An electric fence controller/electrifier won't kill anyone without an existing heart condition. They're like $25 used. New ones have zap/fault indicator lights, so you know when someone got got. Get a $5 automatic outlet timer so the electrifier is active only when the ladder is being used nefariously. Also, might could get a very underrated fast blow fuse in-line, like 120/240v@10mA, so it will only happen once until you replace it. A GFCI breaker might work, but it may be too fast to feel much shock. It may also conflict with an electric fence controller due to how they operate. The person being shocked would probably assume it was very strong static electricity.
>>2953780Why would they want to give every single John a key when they can just inconvenience them instead?
>>2953594climb the ladder , we already know she wont fuck you so forget about doing her , now once at the top grease every rung on the way down , you know the stuff you put on your micro jonhson ,yes put grease on every rung and they will have to use the stairs ,
>>2953936Just to clarify, he knows what’s going on, but won’t admit it. So yeah, giving out keys to customers is not happening.
Hook up an electrical lead to the ladder, so that when they touch the ladder while standing in the ground their body closes the circuit and they get electrocuted.
>>2953594A loud alarm buzzer installed for when the door is open.
