How do I get the top lights on?Please help it looks retarded without the top lights on
>>2954552Buy another strip ar wrap loosely decreasing density.btw, you could ass layer by layer, day by bay, to let the xmas tree load up to the 24
>>2954552How did you manage to post here?Did mommy help you?
it's november 1st, calm down
>>2954572One day after HalloweenMost people put their Christmas trees up then
>>2954578im my country it is 9th-15th of december
>>2954552Plug it in, cut the plastic part of the wire away from the copper part. Then touch the two wires to your tongue It needs a little bit to get going so hold it there for 5-10 mins or until you see the top lights just pop on
Merry Christmas
>>2954552invert the tree, now the lights at the top are onwala, per se
>>2954613Actually it's Happy Holidays
>>2954552Wow anon, this may be a new record for posting this one. We usually don't see it for about another month, maybe 3 weeks from now. Keep on trollin' 'em, they're still bitin'!
>>2954618I never understand people who get angry when hearing "Merry Christmas" instead of "Happy Holidays"
>>2954578Kek what Black Friday is Xmas deco dayIf you're up at 4 for shopping, you get home with plenty of time to f with the tree
>>2954618No, it's not>>2954552Is the top to bottom connection a loose plug you have to plug in or a contact connection in the center post?
>>2954703>I never understand people who get angry when hearing "Merry Christmas"It's mostly just fag liberals/leftists who have distaste for religion (more accurately, just christianity).Actual hindus and muslims have wished me merry christmas, but white liberals say happy holidays to be inclusive or at least so they don't have to utter the word "christmas."
>>2954765Ultra lefty whites are an embarrassment It's okay to be a midwit, it's not okay to think you're right about everything and have to save everyone from themselves
>>2954765>>2954768Some people have a problem with the use of "merry," since it's literally the only time in the US that anyone ever actually uses that word. Sounds forced to them. Kind of the same as the dumbass ultra christians that don't like "Xmas." It's linguistic sometimes, not political.
>>2954778Merry Christmas, fag
>>2954552happy holidays anons!sorru i can't make it to this year's party. staying home to have a special holiday dinner with the wife
>>2954858Cool, cool. I tend to say Happy Christmas, just to piss off the brit haters as well, but you keep going that. Cheers.
>>2954552Seems the 'top lights on' post gets put out earlier and earlier every year.
If you are over the age of 8 and celebrate Christmas…..you’re an idiot.Holidays expose the brainwashed mindless followers. Just like mask wearers during covid
>>2954765lol that reminds me of my buddy who's a liberal socialist atheist and I tell him "merry christmas" knowing full well it makes him feel awkward, and he replies with something corny like "merrrrry everyone!"
>>2955288Looks like we have a santa-denier in this thread
>>2955288He is risen. You should consider it.
>>2954552this thread again, you failed
>>2954552Merry Christmas
>>2954552Nobody knows what you're talking about Here:
>>2954703Happy Hanukkah!>>2954552The lights need electricity to work. If they aren't turning on either the LED/filament is broken or they don't have sufficient electricity. Fix it
>>2954552check the wires for damage, replace the bulbs
>>2954552https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHMYUUrAJRQ
MERRY CHRISTMAS
>>2954552Isn't yule a pagan holiday?
>>2954618Go fuck yourself
>>2959146Dear Santa:Please bring me pogroms for Christmas.
>>2959146Ho Ho Ho
>>2959036Eat his flesh and drink his blood, a kike necromancer is what you worship.
>>2960499>kike necromancerWell he royally pissed off all the other kikes for 2000 years now, so he gets a free pass on that one.And calling him a necromancer just makes him seem even more badass, but yeah, he holds the keys of hell and death. He's a pretty cool guy.
Merry Christmas everyone
Just edit it to make it look like the lights work.You're welcome btw.
>>2961146kek
Hey, it's the Half-way Dave!Hi Dave, how's your divorce going?
