what do yall think of wood toilet seats?
>>2964468i'm more interested in what the fuck is going on beneath it.
>>2964469its on a riser for old boomers
>>2964468Haven't seen one since my grandparents house ~20 years ago
I use a wood toilet seat but it's painted. Plastic toilet seats are retarded. They flex, they're ugly, they're cold. Fuck em. I see people put crappy thin plastic toilet seats in their $30k bathrooms, and it upsets me.
>>2964469It's a poop stool. Physiologically your colon is more relaxed in more of a squatting position, making a full movement easier.
>>2964471that's a squat shitter stool
>>2964468unless the seat is thin plastic they are all wood with a plastic covering.
>>2964469It's a pooper scooper that alternative communities can use to wash inside their internal poop holes
Warm toilet seats are disgusting.
>>2964469Referring to the stool, or referring to the thing the toilet seems to be mounted on?
>>2964482They're actually MDF, btw. But I prefer them to the kind in OPs pic.
I love em
>>2964482This. I hate those flimsy ass plastic toilet seats. I do have an issue where I usually have so many solvents on my hands or my hands are so rough??? That one spot where I push off of the toilet seat to get up wears the paint off... WTF man???
>>2964468>what do yall think of wood toilet seats?I never really thought about it but that one sure is nice.
>>2964468I was about to make a bathroom carpet post, but your grout makes my skin crawl. I figured the damage is already done.
>>2964510They're the height of luxury in winter time. I kind of miss the heated seat I had in my master bathroom in the first house I owned.
Every one my boomer parents bought the hinges would corroded and eventually sieze and snap off within like 8 months. They went through 10 as I was growing up until I was old enough I replaced it with a plastic one that is going on 15 years now
>>2964468the tubes in the wood make the thing unsanitizable, and wood varnish is vulnerable to cleaning chemicals. Wood toilet seats are gross, plastic is superior.
>>2965173Quit pissing on the hinges.
>>2965203no
>>2965203I was like 8 okay. And still, even with minimum piss it corroded anyway
Imagine the mushrooms
>>2964468yay bacteria
>>2965243why do you think wood is bacteria and plastic is not?
>>2964468Woodworms will crawl into your asshole. No joke.
>>2964468Aren’t those ‘wood’ seats generally coated so thickly with PVC or phenolic resin that it doesn’t matter? Cheaper ones are bag coated MDF anyway. It’s all plastic on the outside.If it’s not and it’s wood with little coating that would be weird and unhygienic I guess
