Find a "we buy houses" that'll give you a cash for deed deal and wash your hands.

>>2965003
Jewish lighting

>>2965003
>>find out house has squatters that my dad let stay in
>>go through expensive and lengthy process to evict squatters
Sorry to break it to you op but your current situation is result of karma for your own actions

>>2965003
Congratulations on being a property owner!

>>2965026
yo, get ppe like a harness and familirize yourself with the sampson metal plate collection same with nail plates. nail plates are amazing, literally changed construction

>>2965011
This, then sell the plot.

You're a dumb faggot and no one is going to help your faggotry that you posted in /pol/ yesterday. You don't even have the list from the inspector to ask for specifics.

>>2965026
>Congratulations on being a property owner!
This. It's so cheap right? Maybe you can fix it up and rent it out for zero dollars a month to some poor uneducated black family so you're not seen as some greedy landlord!

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>>2965003
>Opportunity of a lifetime, something I dream of.
>Squander the opportunity because you're a pussy

Offer to pay the squatters to leave
Squat with them if they refuse, bring friends
Temporarily fix all issues
Board up the windows and doors
Slowly fix the issues properly as you have time
If all else fails sell at auction

???
why would you get an inspection on your own home???
Paint over the fucking mold or foundation cracks and sell it as is

>>2965276
Most banks require an inspection to buy a home using a loan. They aren't going to lend you a boat load of money to buy a place that is going to fall down in a week.

Isn't this simple math?

House worth now?
House worth after repairs?
Subtract the numbers. Then stop being dumb cause the only basis in the home is lawyers and eviction bills.

>>2965281
Anon might not have the money to make the repairs.

>>2965003
You dug too deep and are too honest
Just list the house on the MLS before spending any more money

>>2965016
agreed he should have just ran in there with a shotgun and a few buddies and told them to git

>>2965003
>>roof issues, furnace needs to be certified, plumbing issues, etc
>>eventually original inspection paperwork expires and now need a new one
>>i am now forced to repair everything while going through a bunch of shady municipal paperwork RICH PEOPLE DO EVERYTHING AS "EMERGENCY REPAIR" BECAUSE CITY IS SCARED OF THEIR LAWYERS that involves spending more money
>>speak to lawyer
>>tells me straight up in verbatim "You need to abandon the property before you get financially raped any further"
>>speak to realtor and they want to escrow

WTF DOES "WANT TO ESCROW" MEAN?

WTF IS THIS STACK OF STICKS LOCATED? WHAT CITY/COUNTY?

>>2965553
I guess he means no one wants to buy it cash, and a bank won't accept.it without repairs or a big discount.

Could.get.a construction loan and roll it into a mortgage/2nd mortgage for the.property

I do not believe you op. Why would you even bother doing the expensive paperwork to get it in your name without knowing the condition and squatter issue? Inspections don't expire, they're just a list of things to fix. You absolutely can sell a home with roof and plumbing issues and an uncertified furnace, you just have to lower the price, disclose all the issues, and ignore anyone with a loan preapproval because it won't pass their own bank required inspection. Spray paint CASH OFFERS ONLY on the front door and smear shit on the walls to get the point across if you have to. If you call a realtor and they tell you "they want to escrow" hang up and call a different one. I assure you there are plenty who can move your rat den with code violations, house flipping is an entire industry. If an actual lawyer told you you are better off abandoning it than attempting to sell it as is for dirt cheap to recoup some of your losses, why even ask for help beyond that?

>>2965003
destroy every building on the property but keep the land
never sell land, ever