i have solved the mice question.
Hmm, I have a few barn catsNever considered upgrading to ceiling pythons
>>2966058she looks like a stuffed sausage
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>>2966069your mom stuffs sausage.
i saw a webm in a mouse thread where some dudes sent a snake into a wall and dozens of mice ran out of the wall into a bucket to escape the snake.
>>2966058Kept waiting for her to fall off the counter.
>>2966069>>2966349Neither of you could just step off a height like that let alone with a 30+lbs snake in each hand
>>2966069I'd stuff my sausage in her if you can catch my drift...
2 snakes in the attic? Yikes. Potential for a treasure trove of snake babies up there.
>>2966130There is no part of that post that isn’t horrifying.
I will never get the appeal of owning snakes as pets...
>>2966397But anon, that ISN'T FOOD SAFE! The high temperature of her body will make bacteria grow on your sausage and IT WILL SPOIL!Just put it in a fridge and eat it way before its best before date!
>>2966417My mom told me a story that they were putting snakes they found outside and put them into their pussies / assholes and that poor animal tried to escape by digging itself deeper. She might have been yanking my pizzle but something tells me it was a true story. I'm glad kids these days have toys so they don't have to do shit like this anymore.
>>2966420>snake farmThat just sounds nasty>snake farmIt pretty much is...
>>2966421>That just sounds nastyYeah, no shit, it's one of the reasons I cut contact with her years ago. Too much fucked up shit that I thought was normal. It really blew my mind seeing how normal people grew up. And this one was one of the funny/nasty ones but there was a lot fucked up shit that I don't care to remind myself of.
>>2966421>it's a reptile househeard that live last 4th of July.>>2966423>autism
>>2966058Does this work? I'll beta test it.
>there was an old woman who swallowed a flly
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