What power tools from the hardware store do I need to cut my jaw off?
Go with some battery powered bolt cutters or a hackzall.
>>2968055Nailgun. and you need to hit yourself in the temple.
>>2968055Real men use handsaws for that shit, anon.
>>2968055Hold smoke pipe in your mouth. Suck it or blow it. Change to longer ones when the sore is gone.
put a 10mm endmill in a lathe's cucksuck on it and set the spindle speed to >2000rpmthen activate the spindle CCW